Fun fact: Punching sharks, primarily on their nose and their gills, is actually effective in keeping a shark away from you. Well, more effective than say, swimming away, or guns.
@potato4687
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Im gonna punch a shark if one ever tries to eat me!
@blaydonrichard4806
4 жыл бұрын
Well, depends on the gun, above water, I'm taking the gun, below, I'm taking a spear gun
@tlamn1905
4 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised at how effective a Mossberg 590A1® Tactical 12 Guage Pump-Action Shotgun with 14" barrel, pistol-grip and SpeedFeed® Stock can be in CQC! Or, the trusted Desert Eagle .50 cal with 300gr XTP-HP rounds!😁 That said, most of us strap a diver's knives to our legs - usually your dominant or rear leg/foot on the Astro Trac Pad - before paddling-out. We've a lot of different sharks, but the most frequently seen are the mean-as-Hell Bull Sharks. Like the one that hit our mate mid-wave. Survived, but that was terrifying to watch.
@jacobgarsson2447
4 жыл бұрын
How confident are you in your ability to throw punches underwater? If your answer is something along the lines of "Very. I am very confident in my ability to throw punches underwater," then I am sorry, but I have a strong feeling that you are mistaken.
@tlamn1905
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobgarsson2447 Good Point
@StefanTravis
10 жыл бұрын
The Crayfish Insurgency approves this message.
@Redawesomeoby
4 жыл бұрын
The global lobster coalition does not affiliate itself with any of the before listed organizations
@minnijawsx9060
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the church of the broken jaws
@Eosullivan85
3 жыл бұрын
[MANNDA] they trade for fish for a not very fish price
@Ixmore
3 жыл бұрын
@@minnijawsx9060 Or the evil Shark Cult
@vegetable1495
3 жыл бұрын
Gamers against Shark Fin Trading is not happy about this.
@cthulhu1834
8 жыл бұрын
this sounds like something Saxton Hale would do
@tthebean7065
5 жыл бұрын
SAXTON HALE
@renkalan8587
5 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
@Jessie_Helms
5 жыл бұрын
SAXTONNNNN HHAAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEE
@itsPlasma06
4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I told my friends about the SPC when I discovered it. The anomalous sharks face off against TF2's australians
@glennquagmire8093
3 жыл бұрын
*SAXTON! HAAAAAAAALe!*
@PauperoftheFishies
6 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu's 'The Art of Punching Sharks'
@cybersilver5816
5 жыл бұрын
"That's why whenever two sharks are in the same room it's called an aquarium. UNLESS IF IT'S A SHARK FARM!"
@hokageyo
2 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly
@mcbadrobotvoice8155
4 жыл бұрын
Safe-easily punched Euclid-more difficult to punch Keter-extremely difficult to punch
@vorce9831
2 жыл бұрын
thaumel: shark punching puncher appolyon: impossible to punch
@CALNDStuff
Жыл бұрын
No, they are still the SCP foundation but they just have the main goal of punching sharks
@CALNDStuff
Жыл бұрын
So actually Safe= you can't punch with it Euclid= it's somewhat hard to punch with keter= insta kills sharks thaumiel= doesn't kill sharks on its own but can help and Apollyon= Kills sharks without even trying to kill the shark
@cheesewizard3965
10 жыл бұрын
and that's why there are no shark SCP's
@kingharlaus1758
9 жыл бұрын
will do
@Sara3346
9 жыл бұрын
But, there are, there's the Cyclopes shark, and the invisible shark entity....
@cheesewizard3965
9 жыл бұрын
Sara3346 SILENCE
@philbettinger1741
8 жыл бұрын
+Sara3346 sir do you hate science
@Silverwind87
7 жыл бұрын
And the Leviathan.
@RooneyHimself
9 жыл бұрын
Raises Hand Can I kick the sharks?
@Inglonias
9 жыл бұрын
Get. Out. Now. You are also a closet shark. The SPC has been notified. I'd ask you to run, but you don't have legs, so I am going to start punching you through the internet with this paranormal object I just found in the couch cushions.
@RooneyHimself
9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not a shark, I'm a sting ray...
@themocaw
9 жыл бұрын
Brian Rooney CLOSE ENOUGH TO SHARK TO PUNCH.
@RooneyHimself
9 жыл бұрын
Now I'm a Bear!
@RooneyHimself
9 жыл бұрын
Fetchdafish :Turns Fetchdafish into a Shark:
@moved9134
9 жыл бұрын
'oh hey it says spc isntead o-- OH.'
@koronx058
3 жыл бұрын
So if you try to explain SCP to someone and they keep saying SPC just let them know we are containing anomalies, not punching sharks... in the face.
@RoboticNerd
8 жыл бұрын
So.... Don't kill the shark. Just beat it senseless with my fists?
@mr.outlaw231
7 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@elijahfoltz3755
6 жыл бұрын
To death, preferably. I know very little about the SPC, but I would imagine they'd tend to skimp out on the details from time to time.
@the_mad_fool
6 жыл бұрын
Don't KILL the shark! If you kill it, you can't keep punching it!
@V-V-Rune
10 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me so much of the TF2 soldier
@belgainwafflehead5686
10 жыл бұрын
This needs to get animated now
@SammyWhiteley
9 жыл бұрын
I was literally just about to say that, I actually read it in his voice
@hmmyou2544
6 жыл бұрын
Heartache More like Saxton Hale
@sweatshirtkid3039
4 жыл бұрын
@@hmmyou2544 SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE
@blasto652
6 жыл бұрын
This is Dr brights orientation attempt isn't it?
@blaydonrichard4806
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@guiltygearalonecompl
4 жыл бұрын
Lol sure...if you’re a whale man
@hellishwerewolf7798
8 жыл бұрын
Headcanon this is the scp foundation of another universe.
@cthult7856
7 жыл бұрын
I bet the hole scp includes this universe
@coletakkish4389
5 жыл бұрын
Actually that’s exactly what it in “actual” SCP canon
@SurnameName
3 жыл бұрын
@@coletakkish4389 there is no canon though
@pokesonav
2 жыл бұрын
@Name Surname There are literally Canon Hubs
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
Жыл бұрын
@@pokesonav but those aren't canon.
@mrmaggot6699
10 жыл бұрын
Guys, I need help. I think my best friend might be a closet shark. What do I do?
@Skrighk
10 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately you've gotta punch him in the face.
@Sparkyone236
10 жыл бұрын
Skrighk If you hesitate you will also be classed as a closet shark and shall receive the customary strike. In the face. Cause... we'd punch you in the face...you closet shark.
@enderblawk5068
6 жыл бұрын
punch the fucker
@ryonkemp5980
10 жыл бұрын
DON'T LOSE SIGHT OF THE GOAL,YOUR FIST IN A SHARK'S FACE XD XD XD
@pastafarianpanda5731
4 жыл бұрын
So in this alternative universe, this is what's normal to them, and when they see what the SCP Foundation does, they would be as confused as us when we see the SPC Foundation.
@tianacoates3212
6 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this in 2018, and this seems like an Australian fever dream.
@confinedcabinet919
2 жыл бұрын
as an aussie, this is an elite and respected division.
@coconutsmarties
11 ай бұрын
I'm watching this in 2023.. ..and if anyone is still wondering what would happen to the world if the SPC ever neglected their shark-punching duties - please note that the last time this happened was in Q1 2020.
@discodiscord7202
9 жыл бұрын
Fist + shark's face = Success.
@Danger-Tater
5 жыл бұрын
You mean *PROFIT*
@amazonparrot975
10 жыл бұрын
LOL! The voice he gives the self! XD
@jagereisenreich5718
8 жыл бұрын
Time when you aren't punching sharks?! Blasphemy!
@ondrejh5941
3 жыл бұрын
When you are not punching sharks, you think about punching sharks.
@zoddy2368
5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bright, we’ve talked about this...
@shiro_21
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@notbobby125
10 жыл бұрын
I been punching all kinds of sharks. I grew careless. In my rage against the beasts, I punched a dolphin by mistake! What do I do?
@trickydiagram5267
9 жыл бұрын
You can't do anything, it is hopeless
@cocacola4blood365
4 жыл бұрын
Its your heart telling you to subscribe to Generation Tech.
@cocacola4blood365
4 жыл бұрын
@@Laucomagef Thankfully we have Generation Tech to cover the dolphin angle.
@andresarancio6696
3 жыл бұрын
I am sure the Global Crushing Oceanists will have a place for you, they don't discriminate between sharks and dolphins, or other oceanic puncheable entities.
@franciosdeaeruiu7555
3 жыл бұрын
Dolphins are perverts, they deserve it
@genkoti
10 жыл бұрын
SPC: Shark Punching Confederation.
@MadRainBow3080
10 жыл бұрын
Shark Punching Center, says it on the logo.
@TheRussianPootis
10 жыл бұрын
***** want 2 get haked??
@MadRainBow3080
10 жыл бұрын
***** No, I don't eat fish.
@MadRainBow3080
10 жыл бұрын
***** OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED SOME ALOE VERA FOR THAT BUUURN DOOOOOH
@MadRainBow3080
10 жыл бұрын
...Oh wait.
@eyesdry
3 жыл бұрын
I like to think they’re actually protecting humanity with this, and if they stop punching sharks, the world will end
@SammyWhiteley
9 жыл бұрын
seems like I'm not the only one who was reminded of the TF2 Soldier, judging by the comments
@cthulhu1834
8 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded more of Saxton Hale
@iamnanosec
10 жыл бұрын
S.P.C foundation: now sponsored by Saxton Hale's non-Australian brother, who also studied sun Tzu and his several arts of *things*.
@Gundamluverx
7 жыл бұрын
I think Mr.Torgue would heartily approve of this.
@khartog01
6 жыл бұрын
VolticSurge while wearing a bolo tie.
@TheHacker60
9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who punched a picture of a shark while listening to this? *JUST SAYIN'.*
@itsnotaphasemom6679
6 жыл бұрын
yes
@felwyn2901
10 жыл бұрын
so, the Shark Punching Centre foundation, eh? Interesting...
@ijustreview
9 жыл бұрын
This is where Jotaro got his Ph.D
@Equinox2149
9 жыл бұрын
Foul Fagus It's not fair, he doesn't need a scp to punch sharks. He can stop time and punch 100 sharks... Stands shouldn't count!
@ijustreview
9 жыл бұрын
he says in part 4 he hasn't stopped time since the Dio fight so he did at least post of his grad work only cheating a little bit
@cocacola4blood365
4 жыл бұрын
Twelve years ago a Japanese artists made a statue, someone saw it and made a creepypasta, and everything happened from there............
@antoine_4792
4 жыл бұрын
“Because that is what we do at the SPC.” Me: special procedures containment?
@bebuwu4320
3 жыл бұрын
Shark punching center
@antoine_4792
3 жыл бұрын
I was new to the SCP foundation at that the time I made this comment. I realized that it stood for the shark punching center a couple weeks later. Thanks for trying to explain
@bebuwu4320
3 жыл бұрын
@@antoine_4792 :) np
@angelbear_og
3 жыл бұрын
"You will jump sharks" My disappointment level when this wasn't immediately followed by "while punching them": 11 Haha! Seriously hilarious though!
@shadowferny1
12 жыл бұрын
I would love a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of Punching Sharks" at my local library. :D
@amazonparrot975
10 жыл бұрын
LOL! My cousin loves sharks! I wanna see his reaction to this vid! XD
@christopherj.kaiser389
5 жыл бұрын
PUNCH YOUR COUSIN
@Danger-Tater
5 жыл бұрын
Fu... Punch your cosin
@randommemesweekly4417
5 жыл бұрын
CLOSET SHARK DETECTED!
@DraconicLich
11 жыл бұрын
Which could mean the SPC is a dangerous mind affecting entity that has it's hold on the SCP.
@Chunkboi
10 жыл бұрын
This guy must be a dolphin. DOLPHIN PUNCH!!! (Against Sharks)
@plaguegaming1733
5 жыл бұрын
The self parody of the Foundation where all anomalies are sharks, they can be neutralized and contained via punching and non-shark anomalies are used to punch sharks
@thanahatchet3329
10 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you give dr. Bright red bull...
@David_Fellner
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like he's had several lines of coke, maybe with a dash of PCP mixed in there, followed by a shitload of Aderall
@jordonhodges8493
5 жыл бұрын
"Raise your hand if youre a shark puncher!!!" *i raise my many times*
@littlemrpinkness295
4 жыл бұрын
"Those sharks aren't going to punch themselves!"
@kingdolani
10 жыл бұрын
"Because they dont. Have. Hands." Subscribed.
@FoxuEis
12 жыл бұрын
You sir, are awesome, and you even posted this on my birthday too. Anyways, congratulations with a new sub
@joshquivey6990
3 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely AMAZING, thank you!!!
@th5160
5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I came across this at 10:29 A.M.
@isaiahbastille4967
4 жыл бұрын
"GO SEE AN ALCHEMIST" fucking cracks me up. 😂😂😂
@AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
6 жыл бұрын
I've just broke my new pair of reading Glasses...I think I may have taken a wrong turn in the SPC, I serm to be in a sub-Comittee...S.P.C. Shark Punching Collective or something. ..I don't see a lot of literal sharks in the mid die of London, lots of metaphorical sharks but I feel punching them would lead to my arrest....Oh me I'm confused (I also thought I was listening to classes by Researcher Miller and this seems to have somehow morphed into something like Dr. Clef's Reality Benders...either that or I put the wrong mushrooms in my omelette? I do tend to keep rather a lot of wild herbal meds lying around...c'est la vie!
@rewenemp
2 жыл бұрын
Tsung Tzu’s “The Art of Punching Sharks” is what got me-
@missmandicorn1356
5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who pictures Dr. Bright giving this speech?
@Cobra1098
6 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I watched this video before I realized it said "SPC" instead of "SCP". Definitely an unusual vid, but damn do I love it
@cyantile5490
5 жыл бұрын
I like to think that in this alternate universe Sun Tzu wrote The Art of Punching Sharks in place of Art of War
@cyceryx
2 ай бұрын
scp-2316 led me down this immensely bizarre rabbit hole and i am so glad it exists
@goodenoughright5433
4 жыл бұрын
It's 3:34 am... I should be sleeping, but I'm not. I'm here, watching this.
@indecisivecountdooku1340
4 жыл бұрын
Mobile Task Fist Sharksillon-11 designated "Nine-Fingered Fist" has entered the facility. Any remaining site personnel are-
@Anonmare
11 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...
@PoisonedPocky
11 жыл бұрын
I can't even get through reading this aloud without bursting into laughter. ...With a Duke Nukem voice... Well done, sir!
@homegrowntwinkie
5 жыл бұрын
I was like "wait wat SPC doesn't sound right" and then he said it.... And I was blown away. My life is forever changed.
@JaggerMcClaw
12 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant!
@dhsung91
10 жыл бұрын
So I guess shark is the ultimate variable in this endeavor.
@Araganor
12 жыл бұрын
Now all I can imagine is a bunch of people trying to punch 173 in the face. With their fists.
@notthealphalegion.7005
6 жыл бұрын
Will 3000 be involved? I like 3000. He's a good eel. Eels, eels forever.
@Crowborn
9 жыл бұрын
Excellent voices!
@Keidea
11 жыл бұрын
Okay, wow... wasn't expecting that. I don't actually laugh @ many things, but the Sun Tzu's Art of Punching Sharks made me snort. (Also, I'm a biologist and yes, this is what we actually do)
@Leet-iz2fz
10 жыл бұрын
Get some brass knuckles to protect your fragile fists from sharks' dangerous faces.
@formorri
12 жыл бұрын
Truly, this tale cannot be read in any other voice than in Team Fortress's Soldier. My dream come true
@skinnybonesmalone7823
5 жыл бұрын
Remember there is a end of the world scenario in which the spc foundation cannot punch sharks
@jaimebernardovg
Жыл бұрын
11 years by now... Please bring more Shark punching anomalies!!!🤜🦈🤛
@Delrithkill
11 жыл бұрын
THE SPC INSPIRED ME TO TAKE AN INTERNSHIP WITH SHARKS :D I LOVE THIS
@patchpatch4008
5 жыл бұрын
What. Did. I. Listen. Too?
@RunningUphill
5 жыл бұрын
Patch Patch The most beautiful thing in existence
@Nblankster
12 жыл бұрын
Holy best comical-relief ever.
@SameSkyStudios-SSS
7 жыл бұрын
This was fucking great, been listening to the play list and have been mind fucked by almost evey video, this was a nice break.
@pumpkinvirus7473
3 жыл бұрын
If the Speaker was just Duke Nukem I wouldn't be surprised.
@hmurgh
6 жыл бұрын
Let´s chew bubblegum and punch some shark butt! But i am out of bubblegum... so let´s just punch some shark butt!
@RikoZerame
11 жыл бұрын
Shark Punching Center: we do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us...except the ones who are dead.
@pansyhater
12 жыл бұрын
...Your "self" voice is fucking brilliant. I can't.. words don't even.. I love you.
@EnriqueDelSuave
11 жыл бұрын
theres a song called shark fighter its so perfect for this
@Caboose039
12 жыл бұрын
We need to make sure we keep him as far away from Dr. Bright as physically possible.
@hotelmario510
12 жыл бұрын
The SCP Foundation and the SPC Foundation ought to buddy up, and put Dr. Bright in charge.
@Two-Crown
12 жыл бұрын
why thank u. I might put it up on my pasta 'The Insanity of Kitty Friendly' (in a later entry)
@daigo703
11 жыл бұрын
I saw something about shark week and immediately thought about this
@XxxRedlinkxxX
11 жыл бұрын
Why is this so fun!
@Lethaltail
10 жыл бұрын
GO SEE AN ALCHEMIST.
@lexyinspace
5 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE MY NAME IS CAVE JOHNSON, DAMMIT! I WILL HAVE MY SCIENTISTS FIND INNOVATIVE WAYS TO P U N C H S H A R K S. WHY? BECAUSE I CAN!!!
@W0lf3n65
10 жыл бұрын
LOL "Punching sharks is your life."
@incipimitusiterum4261
5 жыл бұрын
The shark punching center is the greatest thing ever. 169-j is my jam 🤣
@stick124
12 жыл бұрын
SPC = Shark Punching Center SCP = Secure Contain Protect The SCP collects artifacts and then gives them to the SPC to punch sharks with.
@quintenpeterson147
6 жыл бұрын
682? Grew FINS!? FINALLYYYYY!!
@SHOVELBONES
4 жыл бұрын
1:33 ...and you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"
@TowerMom
5 жыл бұрын
Has someone made a Power Thirst -type video of this? CAUSE THIS DESERVES TO BE MADE INTO POWER THIRST!
@CrazyDiceLady
12 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS ENDLESSLY
@Catglittercrafts
2 жыл бұрын
I love sharks but this was hilarious
@selvin-8105
6 жыл бұрын
Who else feels like this is a speech given by Dr. Bright?
@missmandicorn1356
5 жыл бұрын
Umm, for some reason I do...
@XenithZero
9 жыл бұрын
PUNCHING SHARKS WHILE SLEEPING AND READING
@secondhandsmoke10
12 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! I was just talking about shark-punching being on my bucket list about a year ago next month :D !
@kilomacderenphyce2282
4 жыл бұрын
The SPC has a Doctor called Balboa....
@GraveyardMaiden
6 жыл бұрын
i want to animate this but i don't know what to use.
@all2funnycomments724
4 жыл бұрын
I'M SOOOOOO PUMPED!!!! I'M READY TO JOIN THE SPC!!!!!!
@mattgould720
12 жыл бұрын
ALRIGHT BOYS! LETS GO PUNCH SOME SHARKS! Right after we finish reading the Art of Punching Sharks...
@Minotaur-ey2lg
3 жыл бұрын
Chad SPC shark punchers vs. virgin SCP scientists.
@pokeshorts3239
7 жыл бұрын
This seems like if Dr Bright mad president of the scup foundation for a day.
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