Great episode Matt! Here's another interesting one... I read a couple of years ago about a man trying to smuggle 94 iPhones into China by taping them to his body. He got caught because of his strange walk and posture! No kidding... =)
@goaphoenix
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, very ironic.But that guy doesn't seem to be the smartest person on this planet so... ;)
@contrab6nd
7 жыл бұрын
*-Tusengubben-*
@zzxsorenzzx9908
7 жыл бұрын
Tusengubben In Tennesse a total of 30kg of cocaine were smuggled into the state by Mexican Resturants the drugs were hidden in between tortilla shells that were being brought in it was only due to an undercover operation that it was found out about.
@goaphoenix
7 жыл бұрын
No, they were iPhones. I doubled checked just now. Google "man smuggled 94 iPhones"...
@goaphoenix
7 жыл бұрын
Wow! Impressively creative I have to say...
@snackyarmy738
7 жыл бұрын
Matt was trying to smuggle a wig, got caught, and thought of this video. Good Job Matt 😂
@lilchapo1249
7 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army lmao
@blackpink5_781
7 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army XD
@beanovids2342
7 жыл бұрын
+Snacky Army since dank memes
@finnamonbun3593
7 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army 😂
@akillermelon
7 жыл бұрын
Snacky Army all I could think of was a dude who had 110 condemns full of heroine up his butt
@mustardtiger9875
7 жыл бұрын
Matt smuggled a knowledge whale into America
@Blackwolffe097
7 жыл бұрын
Mustard Tiger He smuggled my step mom 😭
@RequiemPoete
7 жыл бұрын
Mustard Tiger: Lord knows we need it.
@seeya205
7 жыл бұрын
That's not illegal. There are a lot of whales in America.
@Shikabambi
7 жыл бұрын
way to play along
@devinknowles7547
7 жыл бұрын
He was referring to his step mom as the whale.
@Hello-ep2fx
7 жыл бұрын
My dad smuggled me into my mom....I was caught 9 months later. 😂
@dillne8598
7 жыл бұрын
Taylor Hendershot LMAO
@allylaw7607
7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@angelinaklenke2844
7 жыл бұрын
XD you just made my day
@billywise643
7 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha
@LooperEpic
7 жыл бұрын
Nice one.
@Capthowdy098
7 жыл бұрын
So I was stationed in England, being a military member my hobbies being in the reptile scene. I met a guy who helped me get some specific Reticulated Pythons, then he was arrested few years later for smuggling rare and exotic reptiles into England from other countries. He was caught at an airport with wearing an adult diaper with small pouches, and inside were baby Indian Cobras. Some of the things he had smuggled were extraordinary, Albino American Alligators, Albino Iguanas, and many types of exotic snakes from a variety of morphology. Love your channel man have for years.
@christineparis5607
7 жыл бұрын
Capthowdy098 It's people like him that gave Florida the indigenous species destroying snakes...thanks.
@Capthowdy098
7 жыл бұрын
First off why thanks? I didn't smuggle animals and was quite unaware of his illegal actions. Second while I don't disagree with you about people like him could have contributed to the problem in Florida however, its not the root cause. These smugglers want money and lots of it, it is less than likely that someone would pay good money for something then release it on a wide scale. Also most of the sought after morphs don't normally live long in the wild because of the lack of camouflage. For instance in the first albino retic was found in 1998 or there about, and it was sold half dead for $70,000. The root cause was severe weather conditions destroying a legal reptile pet trade storage facilities releasing thousands of snakes of varying species. Some of those thrived and some died just depending on what type. The Burmese python is very hardy animal that thrived in the Florida climate. These events spawned the government to step in placing bans on the legal reptile pet trade known as the Lacy act. This prevents the trade of specific species of snake to be transported across state lines, any state
@8-bitfriends670
5 жыл бұрын
That’s two looooooooong comments
@kimmcneill815
4 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree - 2 loooooonnnnnngggg comments - lol I'm mostly impressed the guy didn't die with cobras next to his junk 😜
@autribasu
7 жыл бұрын
i once tried to smuggle your videos into North Korea
@royjonesrampage6684
7 жыл бұрын
Autri Basu howd it go?
@jpb2541
7 жыл бұрын
rodger so he can't reply because (s)he landed in a work camp
@royjonesrampage6684
7 жыл бұрын
JP B that makes no sense
@autribasu
7 жыл бұрын
AceZ lol i have a yt channel and twitch where i upload vids. ***** can confirm, currently am slaving away while digging rocks out of pits
@amber2025
7 жыл бұрын
WOOOPS!
@gabriellacumberbatch2155
7 жыл бұрын
lady tried to smuggle her boyfriend out of prison by stuffing him in a suitcase 😂
@ZiggiStarBoi
7 жыл бұрын
Am I Beautiful? this counts as a smuggling failure because this comment will probably get lost with the millions of comments being left his video and it will remain unnoticed and it counts as smuggling because I tried to smuggle a compliment. when I am gone, being drowned in the comment section please delete my browser history...
@haley-g2z
7 жыл бұрын
Succ-essful Dank Meme yes
@VeraTheTabbynx
7 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, you are actually pretty close to the top...
@ZiggiStarBoi
7 жыл бұрын
UGU Zach ummm.... I gotta go delete some browser history
@VeraTheTabbynx
7 жыл бұрын
If you know Junkrat from Overwatch, I laughed exactly like him when I saw this reply.
@ZiggiStarBoi
7 жыл бұрын
UGU Zach Y did my comment get 15 likes?
@Beefydoserodlox
7 жыл бұрын
There was a kid in my class who got caught with weed by a sniffer dog and before they got there he tried rubbing the weed on the guy in front of him still in the bag
@christineparis5607
7 жыл бұрын
BeefyBoy39 The kid in your class should have gotten life for being such a coward.
@DaTempest
7 жыл бұрын
Please don't pin me! I'm just smuggling my way through the comments!
@DaTempest
7 жыл бұрын
Morbidcrab Sorry, but how does one "snuggle" this dick?
@makotonaegi8535
7 жыл бұрын
XD
@boatempole
7 жыл бұрын
PINITPINITPINITPINITPINITPINIT
@toughluck8012
7 жыл бұрын
Luckiverse stfu attention seeker
@charon19391
7 жыл бұрын
toughluck8012 it's a pun
@MollyOKami
7 жыл бұрын
The biggest heart-breaking case of smuggling I'd ever researched was a case where a Colombian drug ring surgically implanted bag of liquid heroin into the abdominal cavities of purebred puppies and sent them to the U.S. Sadly, three of the puppies died from the drugs leaking into them, but at least one of them went on to be a drug-sniffing dog.
@ViewMirth
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I got a good Matthew Santoro sneaking in a dump truck sneaking from Canada to the US but was caught when the sun reflected off his bald head
@beluga1450
5 жыл бұрын
Please change your logo we don’t want to get religious
@theunitedprovincesofwobia954
5 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter he has a right as an American citizen. He doesn’t need to if he doesn’t want to
@danl.r2379
5 жыл бұрын
The United Provinces of Wobia thank you kind Samaritan.
@beluga1450
5 жыл бұрын
JEEZ I just said PLEASE change your logo not CHANGE your logo
@beluga1450
5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah his comment is also quite rude too
@samaamas9729
7 жыл бұрын
What was it.... Some time ago, a prisoner tried smuggling a grenade into prison through their ass. A rumor, I'm pretty sure, circulated around that the pin inside was faulty, snapped out of the grenade, and it went off.
@munchiesevilcreations6358
7 жыл бұрын
Sama Amas that takes the phrase "rip you a new one" to a whole new level 😂
@adamjohnsonsu16s28
7 жыл бұрын
Blaize Gottman I feel worse for the guards near him who got covered in entrails blood and shit.
@a.f8690
7 жыл бұрын
+Adam Johnson's U16s Your name XD
@nomanboi4032
7 жыл бұрын
wait if he shoved a nade in to his but how did go off, u have to pull the safety pin and then let go of the crank thing. if it was in his ass the crank would not fall off.
@samaamas9729
7 жыл бұрын
Nom Lol that's why it was rumored it went off as people like spreading lies. when confronted by the same thing, pretty sure people said the handle just busted through the intestinal wall. :/ still, a stupid rumor but an even wierder truth that he smuggled in a grenade.
@BluenosedCash75
7 жыл бұрын
I completely broke down laughing at the beginning, and it was in the first 5 seconds!!
@daniellus4549
7 жыл бұрын
Dammit, they've found our cat! Good thing they didn't catch the bird though...
@vanellopescorner8882
6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Lus lol
@despacito3confirmed836
5 жыл бұрын
Yea but i accidentally shot him oops
@brennont9724
5 жыл бұрын
**calls 911**
@jennifershepherd1570
4 жыл бұрын
When I was a blotter clerk in the Army one of the incidents that came across my desk on Monday morning was a soldier that was over 21 tried to get on the post under the influence. When they searched his car they open the trunk and found another soldier who was under 21 who had been drinking as well. Let's just say they both got caught and was in a lot of trouble
@jerodstrunk7889
7 жыл бұрын
Not to brag or anything but i think im the best at smuggling... i snuck gum into history class😎
@DS-kk4du
7 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk the lord is alive
@trh6483
7 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk 😱
@BMoney8600
7 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk dang you're a super spy!!!
@sergeantoreo8062
7 жыл бұрын
bitch thts nothing ...... i once had a full packet of crisps(chips in america) in class with out making noise ......beat tht
@ramroumoss8222
7 жыл бұрын
jerod strunk I snuck cereal into English class 😎😎😎
@raspbearo
7 жыл бұрын
One time my grandma and I got stopped by airport security for "trying to smuggle a possible plastic explosive (Pretty much C4) onto the plane inside our cream cheese" and also confiscated a plastic ball launcher because it is considered a "Firearm".Way to go TSA,you sure caught us alright.
@timewaster9933
7 жыл бұрын
Matt is wearing socks in the thumb nail.😂
@milfdominator
7 жыл бұрын
Time Waster lol
@meemo4556
7 жыл бұрын
Time Waster nice one
@quentinboucher
7 жыл бұрын
Love the subject this video Matt! So I have one, it's actually a personal story lol. So my family and I have been fortunate enough to travel to Israel numbers of times for archeology. One of the times, we brought one of our family friends along to participate in archeological dig as well. While digging, he stumbled upon a weird object. Well this weird object turned out to be the shell of a mortar from around the 80's. So, he thought it would be a great idea to bring it home as a souvenir. So we get to the Tel Aviv airport and we go through security and all hell breaks loose, they are searching everything, take him in a back room. Eventually they let him go and we were on our way, but ya, crazy stuff haha
@brandon311
7 жыл бұрын
Mat, Is that ur Girlfriend in the Thumbnail?
@Heranara
7 жыл бұрын
Nah i think Mat is doing it the good old way and always keeps her in his basement.
@brandon311
7 жыл бұрын
Heranara XD HAHAHA!!!!
@lilchapo1249
7 жыл бұрын
FeX GameZ lmao
@harrietbullock1102
7 жыл бұрын
Heranara 😂😂
@Mullatta_Damage
7 жыл бұрын
FeX GameZ I was asking the same thing
@cupid6517
7 жыл бұрын
This is very snazzy I loaf this This is also Jazzy and classy plus sasssy I LOVE YOU MATTHEWWW
@haley-g2z
7 жыл бұрын
Lola s7 Lol me too
@rafa10feettall
7 жыл бұрын
Lola s7 TITAPI
@daarmonet
7 жыл бұрын
it says you have 365 videos posted you've officially posted a video for every day of the year. also your seven year anniversary is coming up in about four days congrats matt
@IAmSweetPea
7 жыл бұрын
I am SO excited for how KZitem is evolving for you!! I get a little concerned with each move that you'll lose the thing that makes your videos so amazing but I'm happy to say that you just keep getting better! I DO wish I had a great smuggling story just to have some part in supporting your success but alas I do not. I loved hearing there's another episode tomorrow. Great job Matthew! And thank you so much!
@pric4799
4 жыл бұрын
“Imagine reaching for something and a hand passing you the necessary documents back.” That’s some Addams Family stuff going on there. Thing, is that you? 😂
@killergames391
7 жыл бұрын
I heard this weird story of Canadians smuggling in maple syrup via catapult
@ludonymous526
3 жыл бұрын
That's outright bizarre.
@bruggetje
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Matthew for changing the background to black. I wondered when people started to notice how stunning a white flash of light is.
@kem276
4 жыл бұрын
7:20 When I saw the cat I thought the guards actually threw the cat in jail
@CTMovies
7 жыл бұрын
Smug on your face aint failure! ;)
@jakeblues875
7 жыл бұрын
4:04 Gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'caught red handed'.
@marykimbro70
7 жыл бұрын
Matthew's eyes are hypnotizing.
@abhijain588
7 жыл бұрын
I have never been this early in the comment section Dang it,it feels good!
@elizabethkincaid3862
7 жыл бұрын
In Savannah GA, the old courthouse in historic down town has a display showing things people have tried to smuggle into America through the Savannah port. The items include very elaborate opium pipes and tiger pelts.
@BouncingSoul1987
7 жыл бұрын
I went back when I first subscribed , mail for Matt 1 and 2. They were so good, you are the man my friend. Can you believe you only got like 10 pieces of mail back then?
@eliflo7408
7 жыл бұрын
I refreshed at 3:00 just to find this video. #2Early4You
@diestimme6282
6 жыл бұрын
+MatthewSantoro you can stuff me in a suitcase.
@jacklandismusic
6 жыл бұрын
I heard a story once about a family trying to get their dead dad to some other state by plane. They actually managed to get him boarded and seated, and I don’t think anyone noticed until they were up in the air.
@dianethedinosaur3228
6 жыл бұрын
My favorite was a story I read back when the Berlin Wall was still up. A man smuggled a passenger out of East Berlin by camouflaging the person as the Drivers' side seat. When he made it to West Berlin & let the person out, they put the car in a museum of all the ingenious ways people had gotten out of East Berlin. It was on the news & they even did a tv movie about the escape. Unfortunately, because all the publicity, I doubt anyone else was able to use that idea to escape that way again.
@ritanshushukla9160
7 жыл бұрын
smuggling snakes in your shoe soles... my uncle did tht!😂
@randomcanadianguy
7 жыл бұрын
Did he get away scot-free?
@ritanshushukla9160
7 жыл бұрын
Random canadian guy what he told me was tht he successfully smuggled his pet snake in his shoe soles...😂
@vanellopescorner8882
6 жыл бұрын
Rishu Shukla why?
@vanellopescorner8882
6 жыл бұрын
Rishu Shukla that's funny 😂
@thelocalcrusader9522
5 жыл бұрын
@@ritanshushukla9160 THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
@marycatherineann5624
7 жыл бұрын
Wow these are crazy things to smuggle! Love your videos!
@rachaeljordahl6701
7 жыл бұрын
Awesome episode! For some reason it keeps buffering in the same time frames and I don't believe it's my Wi-Fi connection. I would try to download the video again, Matt. Thank you!
@CosmicW
7 жыл бұрын
I want 2 B your friend Matt:-):-):-):-) &everyone else
@justkeepingthisaccountforn455
6 жыл бұрын
Fck you for wanting to be _my_ friend you fck! Who wants friends? Friends are fcking awful!
@justkeepingthisaccountforn455
6 жыл бұрын
They rat you out to the [REDACTED] and then you have to [REDACTED] so you then have your [REDACTED] just so then you can live a normal life again
@vanellopescorner8882
6 жыл бұрын
xLMx xLMx GamingZ I'll be your friend! I'm gonna go subscribe to your channel right now!
@jenniferwinzer1398
4 жыл бұрын
I live for this guys videos. He is so funny. Mathew Santoro keep the videos coming
@KMKOST1701
7 жыл бұрын
similar to the breast implants one, I was watching a border control show that took place in Australia and a woman tried to smuggle in either cocaine or heroin from Vietnam in her butt implants. She told them she had traveled there for plastic surgery and her boyfriend was a surgeon there. They did not believe her and when a scan was inconclusive they took her to a hospital and found a lot of drugs in there.
@adhd9551
7 жыл бұрын
One of the ways Cartels smuggles drugs is through killing people, cutting open their bodies, and then stuffing it full of drugs. This happened to a girl who went to my high school's district.
@sin_decent
7 жыл бұрын
If you pause at any moment in Matt's videos, he makes a really funny face
@tristentomlinson
7 жыл бұрын
Another great video! I heard about two women that were smuggling Kender surprise eggs from Canada into the states as they are illegal to sell there. I never really checked into it but it might be worth a look it's a pretty epic smuggle .
@saraberry-brown9153
7 жыл бұрын
In our school caffateria, there's a small bathroom that barley has enough room for a sink and a toilet. Apparently, two boys thought it would be smart to go in there together and smoke. Oddly enough, they didn't get caught because someone thought it was odd that two middle school boys were going into a 2'X4' bathroom together, it was because someone noticed the smoke coming out from beneath the door. They didn't think that through very well. . .
@Hollz811
7 жыл бұрын
some of those people make Schappele Corby look like a genius!
@BMoney8600
7 жыл бұрын
I smuggled two water bottles into the mirror maze in the museum of science and industry. My pockets were really deep so they fit in there. As soon as we got in the maze me, my sister, aunt, and grandma couldn't stop laughing! 😂
@karenwiggins875
7 жыл бұрын
I got one Matt! One time someone smuggled 30 iPads from my school, but then returned them all! It was weird.
@rhy-me4051
7 жыл бұрын
lol the "pecker" joke was actually funny😂😂😂😂
@nigelburke1730
7 жыл бұрын
My friend's grandmother (4'11", Peruvian, 80 ish years old) regularly smuggles fruit, candy, liquids, and pastry from Peru to Canada, and when anyone asks how she does it, she shrugs and says tinfoil...
@csweezey18
7 жыл бұрын
We always smuggle snacks and soda into the movie theater because the refreshment stand's prices are RIDICULOUS. Wait, that's normal? Oh, then I've got nothing...
@igorbaran2962
7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else this early for no reason??
@rafa10feettall
7 жыл бұрын
Zire Music ME!
@devinblock1931
7 жыл бұрын
here's a story about my wife's cousin... he was living with his grandmother at the time, she had gone on one of her usual trips to the casino so he had the house to himself. he decides to bring a girl over for some fun but the grandmother comes home a day early having gotten sick. being a quick thinker he asks the girl to fit herself into a suitcase and he would simply carry her out of the house and avoid any awkward conversations he would doubtlessly have to explain himself, so.... as he is carrying the girl( in the case), the grandmother asks him to take out the trash that he had neglected over the past couple of days. he promptly sets the case down on it's side and heads over to take out the trash, in hopes to avoid an argument... he had made only a couple feet away when the luggage tipped over and emitted a muffled moan. the grandmother took notice and opened the bag to discover that the woman had landed on her face and was none too happy about her situation! the two women then proceed to sit on the couch and talk it over while my wife's cousin then had to do the walk of shame with a bag of trash in tow... I hope you get a laugh out of it because I can't help but give him flack when I see him about the one time he tried to smuggle a women out of his granny's house!
@nicgoosen2236
7 жыл бұрын
Rock Solid Video Matt!
@azizmlik
7 жыл бұрын
in Tunisia , At the Halq El Wad port they found a brand new range rover stuffed with guns they were put in the doors
@nikkisvedarsky9354
7 жыл бұрын
Myrlene: What? It's not legal to bring my voodo human head with me back home? That's crazy!
@viveklego
7 жыл бұрын
Your thumbnails are awesome!
@AndreTheSalty
7 жыл бұрын
I often said I wanted to go to Japan with my Dad on one of his business trips in a suitcase when I was little.
@dracoknight624
7 жыл бұрын
I once had a friend who needed to got to Singapore to renew his papers, so he borrowed my laptop bag for his trip. He went to and back without any problem, but when he gave it back to me he checked all the pockets and it turns out i forgot to take my firework stash out from the New Years
@ladyelfarran.662
7 жыл бұрын
LOVE the FULL thumbnail! 😃
@leesscribbles
7 жыл бұрын
i smuggle food into the movies. i managed to get in a bag of caramel, two juice boxes, a bottle of sparkling ice, a package of Twizzlers, three milkyways, and some chocolate mint candy all in one go at it.
@queenjeon7727
7 жыл бұрын
I remember reading once that a couple tried to smuggle drugs through an airport inside of a real hollow baby
@victoriathorne8252
Жыл бұрын
You will never stop making me laugh
@EllisYT
7 жыл бұрын
love the intro man made my day
@acecool72
2 жыл бұрын
The dashboard one he should had his documentation out and ready
@mariakelly5
5 жыл бұрын
#7 sounds like a really strange episode of Mission Impossible.
@1upemat187
7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Santoro is like Watch Mojo on steroids
@angelinaklenke2844
7 жыл бұрын
I smuggled Waffles into my cousins room when she was grounded, it was awesome, i even got her syrup
@szakiricky
5 жыл бұрын
In the 1980s a Hungarian dude tried to smuggle in uranium from Romania, by digesting it. It didn't turn out well. :S
@kainnobaka
7 жыл бұрын
*blinks after first line* Er....nooo, can't say I have, Matt.... lol
@PickleBlood
6 жыл бұрын
My grandma's sister passed in a suitcase on a vacation
@17Canine17
6 жыл бұрын
Nice video and nice hummingbird joke
@strategist973
7 жыл бұрын
There was a couple from a thousand ways to die where a man was smuggling exotic birds to be sold in his legs but half way through the flight he got ill from the exotic birds and died half way through the flight
@ianrakes9793
7 жыл бұрын
Knew a guy once.... he tried to smuggle his grandmother into another country but got caught because he drove to the wrong place and she was yelling at him to let her out........ or maybe he kidnapped her....
@jimrossi7708
7 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt, got to watch those hardcore kitty cats, I heard they're good at smuggling hair !
@edua2286
7 жыл бұрын
a friend of a friend of an acquaintance of my great uncle twice removed used to smuggle cocaine inside of large scented candles. as far as i know, it worked without fail.
@toadstar1004
7 жыл бұрын
I heard of a man trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as the patty of a hamburger
@AspenShadow
7 жыл бұрын
"M-morty... you gotta sh-shove these seeds up your butt Morty"
@theceng
7 жыл бұрын
i've heard of people trying to smuggle in food eg fruit rice etc
@haxaw878
7 жыл бұрын
love the thumbnail that cop looks at the camera like he did something.
@aerynh6116
7 жыл бұрын
Okay, what is the music Matt is using in the background? It's going to be in my head all day.
@shanestone9770
4 жыл бұрын
The hand in the glove compartment also sounds like if the Addams family rented a car and Thing decided to ride in the glove box.
@CornoAttavo
7 жыл бұрын
1:08 Matt accustomed to freedom units.
@jrendon137
7 жыл бұрын
at least the guy didn't have CRABS haha haha........😭🔫
@monsterman5117
7 жыл бұрын
"Ok this is just bananas" (RIMSHOT)
@sailormoonfan224
7 жыл бұрын
I remember the all the news coverage for the monkey and hummingbirds ones. I'm just glad there weren't any additional animal deaths! You really think they're gonna survive being smothered and squished like that? What a bunch of assholes!
@carrioncrow13
Жыл бұрын
I don't know a lot about Voodoo, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't usually involve severed human heads. O_o
@shmiglet2375
7 жыл бұрын
I seen a KZitem channel where they had his best friend who was a dwarf go in a suitcase and he actually did it
@ashtonalmon-mangano2261
7 жыл бұрын
I once found a fully eaten rotisserie chicken and a two liter of soda that was smuggled in to a movie theater
@OfficialGeneralGrant
7 жыл бұрын
Lobsterpeen! Coming to theaters (and nightclubs) near you.
@Teqkoia
7 жыл бұрын
Sausages. People coming into Canada through pier 21 used to smuggle sausages.
@rebekahledoux4097
7 жыл бұрын
my grandfather used to be a boarder guard. this was before they were allowed handcuffs and beat sticks or guns. there was one guy who filled his spare tire compartment with all kinds of drugs. he called it in but the rcmp didn't like him cause he did his job really well. he always found the contraband. anyways he ended up having to lock the guy in the bathroom and waited six hours before he called the neighboring detachment told them what was going on and got them in deep shit. the Americans who had guns had to help him put the guy in the bathroom cause he was getting violent sitting outside waiting.
@JoyAndAgony
7 жыл бұрын
there was one time a boy was found inside a woman's bag in a bus station in brazil, aparently, the boy had running away tendencies (and even managed to escape police custody) and had been through numerous families before; and it seems the woman in the station was forcibly taking care of him, until she got caught, that is.
@666Vampirefromhell
7 жыл бұрын
Try the story of our cursed college trip to Paris for a week (we still had fun) which ended on Friday with us going home to England fine on our coach and stopping for burger king only for a French immigrant jumping out from under our bus and trying to run only to get caught by police. He'd hung onto the underside of the bus all the boat ride from France and half the drive from Dover to County Durham.
@MrMrdelivery
7 жыл бұрын
There are drug smugglers who have used a dead baby, the flight attendants became suspicious when no sound came from them, and they got busted. Pretty sick IMO....
@amarjeetkaur4226
5 жыл бұрын
I loved the appetite joke
@DavidDagninoV
7 жыл бұрын
A woman after a conyugal visit to her husband in a jail in Venezuela tried to smuggle him out of the jail inside a suitcase. The guards noted she was suffering with the weight of the case opposite to when it was very lightweight when she entered the facility.
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