NEW INTRO by Robin Mikalsen: instagram.com/robin.mikalsen/ 🕓 TIME STAMPS: Story 1►0:00 -- bit.ly/2NmU0BW Story 2►4:22 -- bit.ly/2NgwUwG Story 3►12:31 -- bit.ly/2TSMKPd Story 4►16:27 -- bit.ly/2OF23vW Story 5►27:29 -- bit.ly/2zdQQrE Story 6►31:17 -- bit.ly/2TNP9Ld Story 7►37:00 -- bit.ly/2Hg6gQw Story 8►45:31 -- bit.ly/2ZfX4Sv Story 9►51:15 -- bit.ly/2KMeIsU Story 10►56:20 -- bit.ly/31URd6G ♫ Music: Iron Cthulhu Apoc kzitem.info/news/bejne/t4qjzqF7joRphaA
@DarknetDude
5 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate what you do and I hope you gather more subscribers. Other than listening to your videos while working, I actually fall asleep listening to your videos and get chills from your narration. There's no other KZitemr quite like you; keep up the good work.
@OscillatorCollective
5 жыл бұрын
Love the intro!
@Ironloss
5 жыл бұрын
New intro is really cool!
@buffalobill2914
5 жыл бұрын
One part in the story when let's read says deep within Google my phone beeps and says how my I help you. Lmao
@bluphoenix8242
5 жыл бұрын
Love the intro!! I always like before I listen!👍
@alexbennet4195
5 жыл бұрын
So... someone broke into your apartment, your landlord told you to call the cops... and you just... didn’t???
@devilinmysoul7618
4 жыл бұрын
right??? if that person was asian they would immediately be on alert. I still cannot believe that some americans DO NOT lock their doors like wtf?? bisch our WIndows have grills
@TheToonpimp
4 жыл бұрын
@@devilinmysoul7618 wh-what does stupidity have to do with being Asian? That person was just straight up stupid.
@ianlangschied5314
4 жыл бұрын
@@devilinmysoul7618 I don't recall the story saying anything about what race they are, so you can't be to sure that the person is american
@devilinmysoul7618
4 жыл бұрын
@@ianlangschied5314 oh you're right haha
@devilinmysoul7618
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheToonpimp oh that's true sorry I just watched so many stories that some Americans just don't lock their doors and i immediately assumed my bad 😅
@sarawolfana1768
4 жыл бұрын
“Not sure if the guys with Russian accents stalking my house had anything to do with the fact that I emailed a russian space station demanding answers about a conspiracy against them 🤷🏼♀️” lmfao 🤦🏼♀️
@KirkWilson86
6 ай бұрын
Lol the self awareness of the OP is amazing
@NewWashingtonComplex
4 ай бұрын
Random American: *sends suspicious E-Mail to the Russian Space Agency* The FSB:
@Will-jg2zs
5 жыл бұрын
Petition has been started to do a collab with mr. Nightmare.
@breriley6723
5 жыл бұрын
I'm totally cool w this but, also add lazy and corpse as well in said collab and it'll be one of my favorites for sure lol. ... Js...
@ebolahh_same8610
5 жыл бұрын
@@breriley6723 that's nostalgia incarnate 🤔👀
@teriandjacobsworld
5 жыл бұрын
That would be cool!! But I don't think it will happened..
@j3in725
5 жыл бұрын
@@breriley6723 Mr nightmare has work, he uploads maybe 1 once a week And Corpse has health problems he uploads sporadically and tries as much as he can I don't think they have time to do one now
@carolsnook4659
5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO. I love let's read voice, and get quite stressed when another voice takes over ....
@jhitz9890
5 жыл бұрын
iPhone Security : “Log in from a Suspicious Location. People in 2019 : “Hmm, must be a glitch...”
@AmazingAutist
5 жыл бұрын
No, that's one particular special type of stupid bro don't base everybody in this year for thinking that, if anything people are more aware about cyber-security than ever before
@stoneyjaye1994
5 жыл бұрын
I swear I said this lol
@DollyKauionalani
3 жыл бұрын
I don't judge the girl who cried in relief when her stalker ex killed himself. When my stalker ex husband killed himself, I did the same exact thing. It meant no longer having to look over my shoulder, or keeping the kids inside the house like prisoners instead of being able to go outside and play. Then his mother blamed me for him taking his life! That bothered me. It still does. I'm still happy that he's gone, though it'll always be in the back of my mind that the father of my children committed suicide, and he might have done it because of me. I know he didn't, but still.
@nickbrothwood1238
Жыл бұрын
How long had he been stalkin you for?
@DollyKauionalani
Жыл бұрын
@@nickbrothwood1238 does it matter?
@nickbrothwood1238
Жыл бұрын
@@DollyKauionalani Just wonderin... sorry.
@cathy-hx4jk
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, he probably did, even though you don't wantna admit it.Denial can be a pretty strong thing.But if it gave you your freedom and your children I guess that's really what matters
@DollyKauionalani
2 ай бұрын
@cathy-hx4jk what really matters is that it's been many years now, and the kids are happy and healthy and in their 20's. Their safety was my main priority.
@jill6165
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO YOUR GERMAN ACCENT HAD ME DEAD I WASNT READY
@greeneb95
4 жыл бұрын
It was a bit like the Doctor dude from Phineas and Ferb, but at the same time all I could think was, "RICHTHOFEN LEAVE THE PEOPLE ALONE" and eventually that thought started to sound like Dempsey and everything. Overall 10/10 expirence
@dustinwarndahl6272
5 жыл бұрын
The new intro is everything
@youarebeautiful4217
4 жыл бұрын
Dustin Warndahl yessss i love it
@fmltbh
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh that German accent made me laugh so hard, I love that part
@Brandy.bailey
4 ай бұрын
Ong I just died
@tiernanmcculloch
3 жыл бұрын
Dude the ending to the Grindr story was hilarious. I love how genuinely he threatened the dude and acted like he was so superior, but when the time came to get out of the car he was too stupid to even guess at which house to go to. It's incredibly satisfying hearing about horrible people having their bluff called.
@notimestwo
4 жыл бұрын
Me: I wonder why I have nightmares Also me: *watches these to sleep*
@TheSaundersPack
4 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@TheUKisThere
4 жыл бұрын
I had (a) nightmare(s) last night after listening to these stories the whole time I was working. The creepy ones are fine, but the sad ones make me anxious.
@trevorbot5018
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love kid logic. I feel like having a Russian stalker is bigger trouble than getting grounded, but I probably would've kept my mouth shut too.
@iulia.bianca.b
3 жыл бұрын
Lol! I was just thinking to myself how weird it was that I haven't had any nightmares after listening to these in bed just before falling asleep for the last month or so. Then bam! Out of nowhere I had a truly frightening one. But I can't stop, these stories are just too great. They help me fall asleep so easily.
@grumpygemma7112
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly like what is my logic?
@Ghost-cl9pu
5 жыл бұрын
The German voice you made cracked me up, too funny. 💚💚💚
@Name-yv2zq
5 жыл бұрын
oml same
@iliketoeatbatteries8122
3 жыл бұрын
I’m half German so I laughed my ass off
@tablescissors
3 жыл бұрын
yea his accents are the worst lol
@unicornglitterfart5201
Жыл бұрын
I rewound that part at least 5 times. That giggle! 🤣
@maliacook4876
Жыл бұрын
for real it had me dying
@Leanne_w
5 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for me again, I listen to your videos while I fall to sleep. Much love from England.
@chloekyria
5 жыл бұрын
IKR, I'm from England too and it's so convenient to fall asleep while listening to these haha
@StripeyZebraBoy
5 жыл бұрын
Me 3
@Leanne_w
5 жыл бұрын
@Chloe Kyria , IKR, his voice is so relaxing. I have them on auto play, so I wake up to another random story from him. I must’ve listened to everyone of them loadsa times. Because I fall alsleep to them playing. At least it giving him more views haha.
@Anophis
5 жыл бұрын
Love from Scotland too
@chloekyria
5 жыл бұрын
His voice is the best. Usually, I'm torn between fighting to not falling asleep to listen to the stories, but it's like his voice causes you to fall asleep haha
@ThisIsJessPaul
5 жыл бұрын
It's really refreshing to hear a situation when cops take these kinds of things seriously.
@carlovincetti4538
3 жыл бұрын
To the girl who had the IT stalker, you seem to jump to conclusions very fast about things. Your landlord said to call the police doesn't mean they are guilty of anything.
@dianefarley37
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Where did she come up with that conclusion?
@LadyAstarionAncunin
2 жыл бұрын
He said, "Call the police" and she heard "Call the police on me." 😅
@melissamoonchild9216
Жыл бұрын
right if anything youd think that implied innocence
@irenecvietkovich1830
5 жыл бұрын
"2 chubby chasers!" Lmfao!
@kylie132451
5 жыл бұрын
Why are your videos the only thing I want to hear when I have a migraine? Thank you for having dark backgrounds
@mandymoore5774
4 жыл бұрын
“Banned from the app”? Can’t a new email kinda beat that whole being banned thing?
@girlwithoutafairy
4 жыл бұрын
Not if it's an IP ban
@LadyAstarionAncunin
2 жыл бұрын
I like when people get angry at stalkers. Anger is useful. Fear is destructive. Fear can put you on your guard, yes, but it stops being useful after a point. You need to get angry. Anger is an even greater motivator.
@amrittip2473
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh don't mute your mic, I curious to hear you speak"😂
@charliejo571
5 жыл бұрын
This hits so close to home , had a stalker within the last few months , got in contact with the police , his registered and o have to go to court October 😖😖 ( got a restraining order ) and I was one of them people who would ever thought it would happen to them , everyone stay safe and thankyou Joel for these stories to make people more aware of their surrounding and keeping me calm in moments of panic ❤️
@juliannalejion3041
5 жыл бұрын
Glad ur ok stay safe
@charliejo571
5 жыл бұрын
Julianna Lejion thankyou :) I’m all okay now :) glad most of its over tbh xxx
@x2wheels1lovex
5 жыл бұрын
I’m sleeping at my in-laws tonight... i sincerely needed this. Thank you for coming through for us all once again 🖤
@chelsea7609
4 жыл бұрын
Mr Nightmare, Corpse Husband and Lets Read!. That would be an awesome collab
@HexIsme
5 жыл бұрын
Person gives nothing but encouraging/engaging answers, can't figure out why the other party won't leave them alone. That author got me feeling like a brain surgeon, over here.😂
@LadyAstarionAncunin
2 жыл бұрын
People wear me out with stuff like that. They just don't get it. Don't talk to creepers. Don't be polite, even. You owe them nothing, and any attention you give them will be encouragement.
@HopeAdventure
Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@mandymoore5774
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao! “He lived in a trailer park so I took a shower”. Well! OBVIOUSLY a shower is the first thing we all think of when we hear the person were about to hook up w lives in a trailer park!
@abbecuz3368
5 жыл бұрын
This channel atleast uploads videos much more frequently than Mr. Nightmare
@klaythompson6271
5 жыл бұрын
Abbe Cuz it says In his bio
@j3in725
5 жыл бұрын
Mr nightmare has work, youtube is something he does as a hobby so that's why he doesn't upload daily Personally I like it as well, makes you patient and rewarded when there actually Is a new video Just like with Llama arts
@christBurnt
5 жыл бұрын
@@j3in725 Mr Nightmare is one narrator, unit522 also, that actually creeped me out. LET'S READ is a great narrator too. This community is full of great scary story readers.
@vandala5430
4 жыл бұрын
His mom is still battling cancer and he has a "real" job other than KZitem
@tekerzzkidfan3957
4 жыл бұрын
Mr nightmare is soooooooo better 👌
@slappinbass8052
5 жыл бұрын
That German impression was AMAZING!
@tablescissors
3 жыл бұрын
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
@MistyLMR
5 жыл бұрын
Pavlovian conditioning works. Your voice = Sleepytime.
@IZM3R
5 жыл бұрын
Stalkers, great subject. Can't wait till I get home to listen.
@uncertaintyonline7825
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dianefarley37
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pretty funny!
@mina067
4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that smiles when he says 'Hey friends...'? 🤗😊
@scarlettkathrynrosevlogs9820
5 жыл бұрын
why would you use *your full name* for your email?! I use my stage name
@RazgrizXMG0079
4 жыл бұрын
Some people use full names for emails for the sake of being professional, I think
@lysettewanatee8987
4 жыл бұрын
I use my first and last not my full name 🤷🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
@ianlangschied5314
4 жыл бұрын
A lot if people do it so when they get a job or accepted into a school they seem professional, and personally I use my first initial and last name in my email
@Adrienne3071
4 жыл бұрын
My work email is set up like that
@iulia.bianca.b
3 жыл бұрын
@@lysettewanatee8987 And I use my first and middle name, never my last. There's no way someone would guess my last as it is highly uncommon, even in the country I come from. There's this site where you can see people with the same surname in the world, and it says there's only around 200 people in the entire world with my last name. So good luck to any hacker with that 😆
@becar4213
5 жыл бұрын
Even though your content is creepy most of the time, your voice always makes me feel calm and relaxed so when I feel down I tend to always come back here. Good job bro keep going 🤙🏻
@Jerseybaby19
5 жыл бұрын
Are we all crazy... we all seem to listen these stories while falling to sleep 🤪🤷♀️
@maria8943
5 жыл бұрын
You and mortis are my favsssss. Great video so far Joel!
@susansewall6632
5 жыл бұрын
You should go check out creepsin too. He just started his channel but is freaking awesome
@MarighnamaniMr
5 жыл бұрын
also Just Creepy, if the topic of Skinwalkers excites you lol. He's the best for that :)
@susansewall6632
5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna look into that one
@maria8943
5 жыл бұрын
Susan Sewall I’ll give him a listen! Thanks! 😊
@MarighnamaniMr
5 жыл бұрын
@@maria8943 you're very welcome and also Bedtime Stories. I found those guys absolutely magnificent! They narrate incidences and stories through illustrations. Whoever their artist is, is extremely talented. You must check them out too! Have a good one. Cheers :)
@HanParm
4 жыл бұрын
Ok aww the story about the guy who just wanted to share his testimony made me really sad because I know a lot of good intentioned Christians who have tried going about that (literally just trying to share what God has done in their lives) and it totally landing wrong... so I get where he’s coming from 😞
@dianefarley37
2 жыл бұрын
So do I. God has done so much for me, but people just shut down when they hear His Name! 😔
@allycat12321
2 жыл бұрын
Because some people don’t want it crammed down their throat. If you’re gonna do it maybe don’t do it with a small female who’s alone late at night. Read people body language and tone and you won’t have any bad encounters. If someone seems uncomfortable then they probably are and want to be left alone
@HanParm
2 жыл бұрын
@@allycat12321 oh I totally agree. He definitely has the inability to read social cues and doesn’t have common sense
@UnkindPenguin71
5 жыл бұрын
"Lucy always was the persistent type." Kid you've barely hit puberty you literally aren't even old enough to refer to someone in your circle as "always was" lmao
@isaiahvvs
4 жыл бұрын
Memphis Skallywag you are a horrible person for lying like that shame on you
@dianefarley37
2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ornelas: But it sounded so adorable!! 🤣
@taylorsmith7978
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO the end with the stalker stories song ahhaa. great job bro
@laurenserpineto1325
5 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep listening to this and I had a dream that you called me. Lmaooooo!! Xo
@Gumpmachine1
3 жыл бұрын
Looooove your voice! And so well spoken too. Very clear to listen to making it more enjoyable. Thank Lazy masquerade for coming across your site. 👍. Didn’t take me long to subscribe.
@missfearsome
4 жыл бұрын
‘Stalker! Stalker stories!’ You crack me up! 🤣
@bellahoffman6182
5 жыл бұрын
the German accent killed me
@vickenn31
5 жыл бұрын
Your singing at the end made my life
@averdecheeseburgerc
5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I could like an intro more than your original with the skeleton soldiers, mushroom cloud, and looming ambient rumblings - but you have proven me wrong sir. Love this new one.
@TheSaundersPack
4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so calming! Even when hearing scary stories!
@juliebrown8364
2 ай бұрын
Thank you! I enjoy your stories so much and your voice has the most calming effect on me. Thank you very much for all of your hard work and helping me sleep!
@melaniemiller5794
3 жыл бұрын
Love listening!!! 🖤🖤
@katrinagardner7442
4 жыл бұрын
I've been having a hard time sleeping. Your voice is one of the few things that lull me to sleep
@e.s.l5861
5 жыл бұрын
The one with the Pervy Prussian and the guy with the muted mic was a perfect opportunity for the much mid-quoted and over used: “We hav vays of making you talk”
@shantealm1565
5 жыл бұрын
Your voice just eases my anxiety, I could listen for hours and be completely relaxed
@emily3874
5 жыл бұрын
THAT INTRO!!! why am I so excited 😂. Best work dude, listen to you every night while falling asleep. 3 years strong 🙌 keep up the amazing work!
@monkeii19
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing is better then your voice sharing stories... Keep it up
@benfrancois7150
4 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed to your KZitem channel and I also have shared your video on Facebook so I can spread the word about the good work you do
@cadillacdeville5828
5 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure when he uploads.
@cristysauceda3329
5 жыл бұрын
That intro is siccckkk
@Paddy-if3nd
5 жыл бұрын
These intros for Let's Read are amazing and keep getting better.
@IrishWolven
5 жыл бұрын
As a response to the second entry, please if you recieve threatening messages about someone coming to your home to harm you, call the police. True intent or not the proof on your messaging device will justify a call out. Feeling a little stupid for a few days is better then being violently harmed, or dead.
@juliawiesbrock3459
5 жыл бұрын
I listen to your videos every night as I go to sleep :) makes my nights so much better... Thank you
@Kermitkarma1112
5 жыл бұрын
I always listen to your channel at my work, i work night shifts! Love your channel! Much love from Norway! 👾👽
@ProudDad1976
4 жыл бұрын
The real question is why would you go to Walmart? Seriously, I love your impression of David's voice you made him sound like a nerd from "Revenge of the Nerds". After that voice.
@Mimi-vm9te
5 жыл бұрын
I listen to your stories every night to go to sleep
@mls617983
5 жыл бұрын
Great video. Stalker stories are the best. Loved the ending. Thank you 😊
@elizabethmoscone763
5 жыл бұрын
Your reading voice calms my 27 fur babies. Fast a sleep TY!!! xoxo
@Leanne_w
5 жыл бұрын
I’m loving the new intro.
@EvelynTheLeapord
5 жыл бұрын
Your voice is the medicine I need.
@jenflinchum4360
5 жыл бұрын
Loved your German voice!😂😂
@wxrthz
5 жыл бұрын
Love the end haha
@HollyHarder
5 жыл бұрын
Oooooo new opening is 🔥 🔥 🔥
@LildaddyFire151
5 жыл бұрын
Holly harder ? More like ill plug walk you harder hehehe
@michellerhodes5477
5 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel and I'm hooked. Binging all your videos. Love your narration!
@thomasdoran8538
5 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to fall asleep to this 6 months strong !
@deadbeatboy
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for always making timestamps
@creepellascarvella5138
5 жыл бұрын
Can’t sleep,this is perfect🖤🤘 Awesome storytelling
@ImmortalVampire19
5 жыл бұрын
"I am not good but he is" - the "he" in this case is a Christian reference to God.
@TheOneLionheart
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that story is far less creepy with a little more context. Ultimately, it sounded like social awkwardness/ineptitude, given the right frame of reference.
@katnisseverdeen81
4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Evangelical stuff. Awkward and annoying at times, but not generally scary.
@jackskellington4198
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneLionheart Yeah, I had a feeling as well. It was still creepy that the guy was following her around everywhere though, despite being sorta harmless.
@girlwithoutafairy
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackskellington4198 He might have had mental issues. Probably didn't realize he was being creepy.
@jackskellington4198
4 жыл бұрын
@@girlwithoutafairy True, but it still doesn't make it okay. Although, I know that's not what you're saying. It actually makes it more sad tbh 😕
@carlia5615
5 жыл бұрын
Great Birthday present for me today. Thanks for another great job! Love the art, eyes tell you everything.
@MarighnamaniMr
5 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday! :)
@Rainy-In-The-Desert
5 жыл бұрын
Great video, thoroughly enjoy your videos! 😊
@iulia.bianca.b
3 жыл бұрын
Story #4 You mean, Lucy as in... Lucifer? 😆😂 Sorry to anyone named Lucy, but given this girl's behavior... It seems only appropriate to call her that.
@Bubs2375
5 жыл бұрын
Instantly subscribed... Its sooo nice to give my eyes a rest and just lay back & listen... I suffer from migraines due to a brain tumour so when I found similar sites to yours it was brilliant... So thank you for sharing my lovely...🌟💛🌟
@Forgettabouit
5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos💕 and your voice they make me feel calm but horrified at the same time perfect balance!
@patriciamccutcheon1169
2 жыл бұрын
Bad experiences with cops in the past.....I want to hear more about that.
@dnegriodiscussestv2538
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite channel by far... Love the content..
@ezra4785
5 жыл бұрын
that german voice in that one story made me wheeze lmaooo
@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420
5 жыл бұрын
You always have the best intros! 😁
@autumncolvis8661
4 жыл бұрын
Love your content. Soothing voice and great stories!
@MsSouthernSlang
5 жыл бұрын
Yaaassss! Just in time to cook dinner.
@doseofrisher1162
3 жыл бұрын
The stalker with that testimony wasnt really scary. I think he was just a religious guy who was just socialy awkward
@charityblume4049
Ай бұрын
OMG, I’m in my office and it’s completely silent…….then you started to sing stalker stories. I couldn’t help but laugh so loud and everyone turned around to look at me. 😂
@vivianbennardo3693
5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss a new post! 🤩
@bebeducommun2577
5 жыл бұрын
I love your voice! Keep up the good work!
@BrandonNaatz
5 жыл бұрын
You’re new intro is absolutely incredible WOW!
@cabbagerolls7381
5 жыл бұрын
That ending was the best ending ever 😂😂
@alien5601
5 жыл бұрын
Dude that intro is amazing!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!
@queenjess3064
4 жыл бұрын
the ending took me off guard lol !!! I love ur snoozing voice.... this channel helps me focus on my work at my job fr fr
@mrdoomguylll
5 жыл бұрын
Can we get paranormal stories next?
@PrincessSakura6362
4 жыл бұрын
Much love from Toronto! Love your vids 🤍
@ollie_in_alaska
4 жыл бұрын
Love your singing at the end💕
@alyssathegirl
5 жыл бұрын
THIS INTRO WAS SO SO SO SO SO DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lisethp2182
5 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy this I work long shift and all I do its listening to this make my time go faster :)
@ast1458
4 жыл бұрын
great video!
@moonchild66
3 жыл бұрын
Love ur voice!!! And the stories are great....many thanks...from uk 🖤🖤🖤
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