LITV ʜᴅ once i was a Security guard windmilling at a show.
@nehemiahzo_
4 жыл бұрын
They have to be serious and intimidating. It’s their job
@SunnyD420
4 жыл бұрын
@@nehemiahzo_ You should tell that to the security guard they show in Led Zeppelin's live Since I've Been Loving You video.
@nehemiahzo_
4 жыл бұрын
Bradley Filley it’s cool to not always be uptight, but still enforce the rules
@watwrongwichu2578
4 жыл бұрын
Some security guards be going wild headbanging aswell
@Adam-ce3wc
5 жыл бұрын
"this is sparta" guys and "don't hurt me" guys are usually right next to each other
@chelseagrinfan1
5 жыл бұрын
the irony is great in that isnt it xD
@bigp1453
5 жыл бұрын
I mosh like that sometimes
@berioldir68
5 жыл бұрын
@@bigp1453 it has nothing to do with moshing. it's ok at hardcore concerts or something, cause thats where they belong. but not at a metal show.
@lewisxiii2593
5 жыл бұрын
omg lol
@Squee_666_9
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@vaibhavtomar20
5 жыл бұрын
I've heard stoners scream "Go Metallica" at an Iron Maiden concert.
@raskullsshako
4 жыл бұрын
Ah crap here we go again
@darkmind1728
4 жыл бұрын
Vaibhav Tomar what the fark
@waterproof4403
4 жыл бұрын
I burst out into laughter
@waterproof4403
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@leepictoadboi2514
4 жыл бұрын
BrUh....
@StuntmanDanHemi
5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the "I know all the lyrics" guy, singing along to EVERY song lol
@ayran9273
5 жыл бұрын
thats me ı guess
@benedikt9744
5 жыл бұрын
That's totally me
@edvardmar5303
5 жыл бұрын
And me...
@luckyhydratv
5 жыл бұрын
...slowly raises hand
@raskullsshako
5 жыл бұрын
*raises hand triumphantly*
@tripleshits
8 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guy who has his phone out for the whole show
@Sabretoothsquirrel
8 жыл бұрын
Fuck that guy!
@tripleshits
8 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr
@SangNguyen-uz4pb
8 жыл бұрын
:)))
@qwertydog9795
8 жыл бұрын
AKA the people Corey Taylor has absolutely no tolerance for. XD
@mrglaciator
7 жыл бұрын
In 90% of time i push those people into the pit xD
@someguyig5669
5 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the dude who just stands there and nods his head.
@TheReturningGoat
4 жыл бұрын
Headbangers
@Liquidcat_123
4 жыл бұрын
I’m the guy that just stands there and nods his head
@mitolist
4 жыл бұрын
@@Liquidcat_123 all concert 😁🤘
@kakarrotcake6991
4 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t that the stoner impression?
@ashg9023
4 жыл бұрын
Me?
@mophead0766
8 жыл бұрын
Wait where's the "knows every lyric" guy? Because I have met quite a few of them, and I am one.
@tulobiero9176
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I met a guy who knows by heart even the warm-up bands' songs
@srinjoymukherjee1554
8 жыл бұрын
me too
@dylanschmeichel2008
8 жыл бұрын
lol i literally know every lyric to songs before i go to a concert with the songs.
@howardjohnhoward
7 жыл бұрын
Dj Faulkner me too
@GiAnNaPTO
7 жыл бұрын
Dj Faulkner So do I!
@justinh_fitness3802
5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the 7 foot guy, who’s there by himself, for no reason but to stand directly in front of you. And you can’t move around him because you’re surrounded in reasonably sweat Hispanic dudes with vapes and gages
@foottoast4235
4 жыл бұрын
Or I'm just unlucky lol
@BiancaGibson
4 жыл бұрын
Or with massive hair that brings them to 7 feet.
@thegreatestfartofalltime6448
4 жыл бұрын
Oh god this hit home
@justmytwocents5166
4 жыл бұрын
Just be taller next time, it’s not that difficult. Jk jk I’m the giant that always pisses people off and I totally get it. I try to stay further back though. And I’m usually with people. At shows that aren’t jam packed there’s always a little pocket of empty space behind me hahah
@LadySeraphineCC
4 жыл бұрын
Man.... I'm 4'11.... That's every other human in the room taller than that 😩
@jesse29barton
8 жыл бұрын
don't forget the pit warlord that tries to murder everyone in the pit. omg or the pit medic hahaha
@kianac420
8 жыл бұрын
Pit Medic XD yes. Thank god for them.
@WarriorWithin111
8 жыл бұрын
PIT MEDIC! PHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!! XD I remember one time in a circle pit at an Unearth show I slipped on a plastic beer glass and almost fell, but managed to stay on my feet and was about to keep going. But instantly, the second I slipped, a huge guy pulls me out of the pit and was like "You okay? Everything good? You need to be careful bro, the floor is slippery." You can tell those kinds of guys play supports for their teams in video games :D
@MysticWolfMusic
7 жыл бұрын
Jesse Barton Holy crap yes. I once saw a guy get his nose broken by some idiot swinging his arms and legs around like a helicopter in a circle pit xD
@skilldeadly8888
7 жыл бұрын
I'm the pit medic. I always run to pick people up and spread people out if there is a pile up or a injury. Like to see everyone have a good time.
@mrglaciator
7 жыл бұрын
Pit medic :'D
@dorienrose9982
4 жыл бұрын
How about the, "I know this is an Ed Sheeran concert but I am going to crowd surf" guy.
@ultimatum1895
7 жыл бұрын
the THIS IS SPARTA people worry me severely
@tristanr1823
6 жыл бұрын
They remind me of the kids at school who think they are in an anime
@dirmenss3574
5 жыл бұрын
Then i guess i should be concerned about my self
@michaelmacvittie6977
5 жыл бұрын
They always kill the mosh pit
@sl0th259
5 жыл бұрын
No karate in the pit
@nikol3442
5 жыл бұрын
I have seen them even on a punk concert.
@trippingwithjesse9837
5 жыл бұрын
i know im 5 years late but you missed" knows every lyric guy" and "Im only here cause my friends got me a ticket guy"
@alexandershaer1079
5 жыл бұрын
Tripping with Jesse the second one would be the unimpressed douch
@howtodisappearcompletely627
3 жыл бұрын
‘’I’m only here bc my friends got me a ticket’’ is 100% me
@corndogjoe7860
3 жыл бұрын
@@howtodisappearcompletely627 I'm the guy who gives the tickets to everyone
@LichKingSkullWart
8 жыл бұрын
Should be one for quietly but viciously nodding your head in approval in the background.
@FadirDungeon
8 жыл бұрын
+Gore Bag Yes. YEEEES.
@isaacskelton7609
8 жыл бұрын
+Gore Bag Thats me
@JoaoKorreiaa
8 жыл бұрын
+Gore Bag I'm one of those. but inside I'm the "fuck i love these guys". Really need to let myself loose next concert
@jesselogan3268
7 жыл бұрын
Gore Bag, well . . . shit
@marinela8933
7 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@makingthemostoutofnothing1256
6 жыл бұрын
is he in a sauna?
@Sigma200O
5 жыл бұрын
💨
@andythedrummer9642
5 жыл бұрын
Sauna is best sooo
@kata2914
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about the same thing...
@Squee_666_9
5 жыл бұрын
Dont worry about it
@jakethepillowsnake4098
5 жыл бұрын
I wondered the same thing.
@Aaronian99
7 жыл бұрын
Im a mix between "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!!@#$%^&&" and "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME"
@BauhausBarbie
5 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@fairlydoomedsoul3122
5 жыл бұрын
I was never at a concert by far but I would be exactly like this
@KostisPlayz
5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Noname-gh3sq
5 жыл бұрын
THE Cocaine Man???
@inkajantti9917
5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@OSiE_3150
6 жыл бұрын
Where's the Yells All The Lyrics fan Cos that's me, unfortunately
@KappaKiller108
6 жыл бұрын
Usually on the ground next to the "Punch dudes who ruin the song for me" guy
@araf5208
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@mfitzburger5137
5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being a legitimate reason why concerts aren't as much fun as they should be, I guess.
@Demisearts
5 жыл бұрын
oh god.....
@goingtotahiti
5 жыл бұрын
That's me
@Visidium
9 жыл бұрын
Too bad there isn't a "Headbanging to anything that sounds good" one.
@spiritualleprosy5159
8 жыл бұрын
That one is me except when the band I actually want to see comes I go all crazy
@Ishin69
8 жыл бұрын
+Spiritual Leprosy515 me too lol
@moonseeker8765
8 жыл бұрын
For the first band yes. Then my neck hurts extremely and I stop it until the band I actually was there for comes ;D
@Garith000
8 жыл бұрын
+Villainy or the "we party to sound check" guys that get there two hours early
@GlenTropile
8 жыл бұрын
+Garith Jonez I was gonna say that one lol. That's usually me. The first time was out of ignorance, I showed up when it said doors open, but hey, it was my first show and I come from the home Havelock Country Jamboree. We don't have metal shows, let alone anyone who knows anything about them. I did pretty good for no guide. Ever since that first Strapping Young Lad show, I have become the Virgil to many heavy metal Dantes in my town.
@alanovski.
8 жыл бұрын
i am very ashamed to be the please don't hurt me guy ha...
@alanovski.
8 жыл бұрын
that's what i did at the Cannibal Corpse show last week in my town. don't regret it a single bit though some girl got hurt there
@Shadowfox-ms5hh
7 жыл бұрын
dibble the funny I've seen all these types of people at metal concerts I'm usually either the camera guy or I love the band guy
@logwind
6 жыл бұрын
I ended up that guy at a vein show. jesus.
@likelytofollowin4thgear314
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@likelytofollowin4thgear314
6 жыл бұрын
Or I just like to watch.... WTF ARE MY EMOTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?
@hollierobyn4985
8 жыл бұрын
I'm normally the smallest person at a concert so I'm the 'please don't hurt me' guy 😂
@lucakeltie2491
8 жыл бұрын
Hollie Robyn went to black sabbath in June with my dad walking through the crowd to get to my seat I'm the please don't hurt me times ten
@gracytoyschultz4416
7 жыл бұрын
same
@VampiraVonGhoulscout
7 жыл бұрын
Me too! High five! We can be tiny people together :3
@yogiyahya8341
7 жыл бұрын
Mine was "so you think you can dance?" Guy XD
@sabarnachatterjee5918
7 жыл бұрын
and at the end of concert - its thr last one - old dude
@torygrima
4 жыл бұрын
Jared u forgot one guy... The 'this is a great time for a conversation' guy. U know the one screaming 'how was your day' at the top of his lungs, confusing everyone around him
@lilcreature4006
7 жыл бұрын
im just the basic headbanger, nothing special
@bryanveevee5975
6 жыл бұрын
Represent!!
@suicide_reaper714
6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@InkylikestodrawFreezingPaint
6 жыл бұрын
I found my people
@gamesandsoftwares1441
5 жыл бұрын
Okay found my spot
@BillyCobbOfficial
8 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I'm the one who waits for the headliner.
@wsdfnkefjps1513
7 жыл бұрын
Poser?
@bandolierboy1908
6 жыл бұрын
He's not a poser if he's just waiting for the headliner
@iceydaywalker9198
6 жыл бұрын
u suck
@vladimyrmorris6554
6 жыл бұрын
Billy Cobb how is that sad? The only time i liked both acts was one time when MM opened for Rob Zombie. I liked both acts equally.
@jedisok13
6 жыл бұрын
vladimyr morris Then you need to go to more shows pal. Also your taste in music sucks ass.
@imnoexpert1926
9 жыл бұрын
You forgot "the headbanger" guys who just sit up front and headbang and or the guys with the long hair that swing it in a circle (can't think of the name for that)
@ChristopherRoss.
9 жыл бұрын
The Barrier Huggers and Windmills. I'm a barrier hugger myself, lol.
@HellAngel275
9 жыл бұрын
The "Headbang until your brain falls out". Yeah i'm one of those x).
@SebastesMarinus
9 жыл бұрын
It's called "the Helicopter".
@coreybest6887
9 жыл бұрын
Headbang until internal decapitation, that's me haha
@adriantomo5688
9 жыл бұрын
It's not the helicopter. It's called windmill, usually done by brutal death metallers
@raskullsshako
5 жыл бұрын
People: you can’t dance to metal. Sid Wilson: 1:12
@Pirategod23
4 жыл бұрын
Pussy
@knotletis
4 жыл бұрын
That’s basically how Ivan was when I saw Five Finger Death Punch last month
@vhsgabriel3556
4 жыл бұрын
sid finds a way to dance to everything
@miss.7656
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kyrieeleison4990
4 жыл бұрын
😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😄😅😆😊🤔🙄😑😶😴😌😝😜😛😭😢😭😢🤧🧐🤭🤫🤓🤥😈👿👹👺💀👽
@someguy4853
7 жыл бұрын
One day i'm going to be that old dude
@ToniCraftShow
6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know at what age you are considered "old" at a show. I might be pushing it.
@SaadRKhan
5 жыл бұрын
@@ToniCraftShow can you balance on two feet?
@ToniCraftShow
5 жыл бұрын
@Wordsto Know cool, I have some time.
@jaydawg2990
5 жыл бұрын
Metal 4 Life
@mrgoodbehavebruh6436
5 жыл бұрын
every one is just think off that
@calebheney302
8 жыл бұрын
I am Sparta should be called the guy that ruins mosh pits
@FuttMcBucket
8 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@georgehennon2105
8 жыл бұрын
All you gotta do is ruin him then! Trust me, most people are on your side.
@FuttMcBucket
8 жыл бұрын
There's a certain level when it gets ridiculous. I'm trying to put together a battle jacket myself, but I wasn't intending on putting a zillion studs and shit with it, haha.
@zacharylevier2235
8 жыл бұрын
CROWD KILLING FOR THE WIN.
@Hijahal
7 жыл бұрын
whats a song ? This is sparta
@AdhiPambudi
7 жыл бұрын
Still better top ten list than WatchMojo 😅😅😅
@otiddiclvx
7 жыл бұрын
yeah because +WatchMojo is completely a shit
@AdhiPambudi
7 жыл бұрын
pramudito agree
@michellelehky2374
7 жыл бұрын
Matt Santoro is better than WatchMojo, and he just copies their shit.
@karceex1
7 жыл бұрын
A shopping list is better than their lists.
@BBHSN98
6 жыл бұрын
It's like the Buzzfeed of KZitem
@sihtam7612
4 жыл бұрын
You've forgotten the Headbang Machine aka me
@andrewg7576
4 жыл бұрын
Same here. I have had hats and glasses fly off my head and I usually have to hold onto something so I dont get super disoriented and fall over. Surprised I haven't given myself whiplash.
@andrewg7576
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/pqiL33qBcXafmag Starting about 1:00 - The All or Nothing. Only he does an entry level version. Needs more windmill or figure 8 along with more kneck movement.
@mitolist
4 жыл бұрын
And me🤘
@nehemiahzo_
4 жыл бұрын
And then after the concert: *the headache*
@tevster1316
4 жыл бұрын
Represent!
@bluesmiles5
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a mix of the please don't hurt me and the OMG I love this band xD
@tjarway4555
8 жыл бұрын
same
@AbnormalArtNerd
8 жыл бұрын
Same
@carlanuttall8772
8 жыл бұрын
Me
@3_4_1
8 жыл бұрын
So, you basically try to run as fast as possible away from the stage while screaming "YEEEEEEAHH, That´s my favourite song FUCKERS!"
@FSRides
8 жыл бұрын
too
@deaconblooze1
8 жыл бұрын
I've seen 'That one old dude' at every concert I've ever been to. You see him drunkenly jamming out to whatever is playing on the PA before the show even starts. Usually shirtless.
@christopherhernandez8951
8 жыл бұрын
u miss the faker and i'm here cuz of friends xD
@christopherhernandez8951
8 жыл бұрын
but technically r the same :v
@antoniakontogianni557
6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin not exactly. i brought my friend once at a concert and she didn't even try to pretend to like the music. instead she started reading a book. The last thing i remember is that she was near a moshpit it was still hilarious
@cassandravanmeter304
6 жыл бұрын
nothing lmaooo
@lollikabosso.w.n7153
6 жыл бұрын
nothing i know that feel, but most of the time, they are either waiting for the headliner, whiskey is good or you think you can dance people.
@if5248
6 жыл бұрын
Me at a breaking benjamin concert my friend dragged me to....people were offended bc I didn't know the lyrics😂
@Sockmanof04
4 жыл бұрын
“This is Sparta” is basically the entirety of Black Metal and Slipknot pits. With 2-3 “don’t hurt me”s
@tinaxvp
4 жыл бұрын
This is sparta is just what hardcore kids are
@l0nesomeb0nesome82
4 жыл бұрын
t i n a x v p xStraightEdgex
@noahbonanno6783
4 жыл бұрын
Idk what kinda black metal concerts your going to. This is Sparta is mostly all in the hardcore scene
@noahbonanno6783
4 жыл бұрын
@@tinaxvp why do you guys find elbows and kick to people's faces amusing?
@txckerm2627
4 жыл бұрын
I mean like last slipknot concert I went to no one was head banging or anything just the band playing
@deathcats6445
7 жыл бұрын
He forgot about that one person that starts fights in the mosh pits, or the one person that over head bangs/jumps, and they look like their neck is just going to snap off their body(me BTW)
@whatcolorisdeath1266
5 жыл бұрын
Me irl
@MrKazukaoO
5 жыл бұрын
those are the "This is Sparta" guys, all of em
@BauhausBarbie
5 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@hibro2596
5 жыл бұрын
Death Cats so you’re the one who fuckin tramples me when I fall lol!
@loadouts5678
8 жыл бұрын
Forgot the drunk guy who yells at the band from 70 feet away and tells everyone in a circle pit to sit down
@oliolioxincrii1730
6 жыл бұрын
Loadouts Ha ikr
@lormackk
8 жыл бұрын
why am I all of these
@meusana3681
8 жыл бұрын
all of us have been or will atleast be all of these some point in our life
@pseudoluminary6883
8 жыл бұрын
so your that one old dude?
@lormackk
8 жыл бұрын
Twenty one chemical panics yes
@pseudoluminary6883
8 жыл бұрын
Lor XD i'm this is sparta cause i do everything he does on that part
@beatriztrigo729
8 жыл бұрын
lol how are you "this is Sparta!" and "please don't hurt me" at the same time?
@mzr.3620
4 жыл бұрын
1:13 so you think you can dance? Sid: Yes! _(Speaks in Metal)_
@Stormfire1777
3 жыл бұрын
Starts dancing like an alien
@TheSusBus_191
2 жыл бұрын
Omg the alien dialect when Corey was bouncing around like a kid with a happy meal. Slipknot is all around such a funny band. P.s: Has anyone stopped to realize that Sid's job is to do literally whatever he wants? Lucky! 🤘🏻
@Moroi92
2 жыл бұрын
And people think ya can't dance to metal. They clearly haven't seen Sid
@didi1232001
9 жыл бұрын
Please Don't Hurt Me is actually me at every concert
@joshleyforever
8 жыл бұрын
Paramore :3 👌👌👍👍
@AlexanderL23
8 жыл бұрын
Haha same
@scazdog
8 жыл бұрын
Me at Muse
@Zatsumaster
8 жыл бұрын
+SapphirePsychoJeager especially if you're wearing glasses... man this shit is expensive and i need em
@mgrnge
8 жыл бұрын
#teamseating
@CR3ATIVEx
9 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm definitely the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" one. :D
@sawyerh.923
9 жыл бұрын
I go from "waiting for the headliner" to that one in a matter of seconds.
@wimpman94
9 жыл бұрын
I've been that "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" dude so many times lol no regrets
@thelstandsforlesbian2091
9 жыл бұрын
***** Samee
@TRtherocknroller
9 жыл бұрын
Yup
@TipsyRiver
9 жыл бұрын
Sn1pZzx I'm about to be that guy. I mean, who else can you be on a Blind Guardian concert? ...Maybe the stoner, but with a bigger smile and a little more energy.
@VanLanen
9 жыл бұрын
I guess the "please don't hurt me" one can also be the "i want to pit, but those fucking hardcore dancers", if you have that one it's complete. By the way, how weird was it to record this one?
@andrewstace4557
9 жыл бұрын
me at any non pop-punk show
@ramadnazhif7301
9 жыл бұрын
***** Did you remember him ?
@cheosamad216
9 жыл бұрын
Trae Dillahay I have recently found that going to the front and starting a real pit is way more fun.
@LeMortalPanda
9 жыл бұрын
My favorite type of pit is the circle pit... So when their is this fucking emo douchebag punching the air in the middle of the circle pit i get so mad!
@Thallamus
9 жыл бұрын
I don't get all the hate on hardcore dancing, It's a part of hardcore. It's understandable if there's someone hardcore dancing at a metal show, thats not okay. But hardcore dancing is totally acceptable in hardcore,metalcore and deathcore shows.(maybe slam metal too)
@goodgoy7363
6 жыл бұрын
Whiskey and You think you can dance. I probably should stop...
@WhiteCranK
6 жыл бұрын
xD
@bgStormChase
5 жыл бұрын
Nah mate enjoy yaself
@IntoTheEternity
5 жыл бұрын
That’s me as well haha!
@veronicagilman4545
8 жыл бұрын
in reality these all are a time line . we're all of these at one point during the concert
@jonasbeise8910
6 жыл бұрын
Veronica Gilman your not wrong
@WhiteStars12
6 жыл бұрын
Even the old dude?
@DestrylTheWolf
6 жыл бұрын
Memetallica3209 When you're standing up for several hours I think you are xD
@lollikabosso.w.n7153
6 жыл бұрын
Im only the omg i love these guys and waiting for the headliner In best instances also this is sparta
@brandonrenzbr
8 жыл бұрын
lol im a mix of this is sparta and omg i love these guys
@PEASANTTOAKING
8 жыл бұрын
+Jared Dines man, this is metal!
@DrunkDuckXD
8 жыл бұрын
hahaha same here, less of the limb thrashing and more straight moshing though.
@p5ych0_w1tch
8 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Renz same! (+stoner.. sometimes...)
@brandonrenzbr
8 жыл бұрын
+Jared Dines Yess!!!
@brandonrenzbr
8 жыл бұрын
+Vince Brown straight moshings always the best!
@Pur3ScarsVII
8 жыл бұрын
You forget the "I don't want to have any fun but I record the whole concert" guy
@vampire-p
6 жыл бұрын
You forgot “The Awkward Newbie”: The one who doesn’t exactly know what to do, since it’s the first show they’ve been to, but is still enjoying themselves anyway. (Aka me at the BVB and Asking Alexandria show in February lol)
@fahmidasultana2802
5 жыл бұрын
Woah! Another BVB army!!!
@perriestyles839
5 жыл бұрын
Aka me in Bmth show
@MurderedHer0es
5 жыл бұрын
Me
@humanpotato4990
5 жыл бұрын
Wow a another BVB fan!!!! Thank the lord
@misakoichiguro1651
5 жыл бұрын
Haha that was me at a BFMV show last year
@hashbrownz1999
8 жыл бұрын
I'm the unimpressed douche. not because i'm unimpressed, or a douche, but because i don't feel comfortable flailing myself around in a crowd of people.
@switch2704
8 жыл бұрын
No one asked, and no one cares !
@The1975mvm
8 жыл бұрын
+Joshisswitch The description says ''Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?'' you chicken nugget.
@azerix4168
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah well I have social anxiety and I managed it yesterday in my first show. If everyone else is goin mental no-one will judge you for doin the same
@donorl8701
8 жыл бұрын
+tyler burtcher isn't that basically the "Please Don't Hurt Me" guy
@hashbrownz1999
8 жыл бұрын
Stirling He Hurt me plenty, I'm just afraid of hurting others lol
@The88shrimp
8 жыл бұрын
you forgot the #yoloswagomgIwenttothatconcert fans, you know the ones that just stand there with their phones pointed at the stage.
@bradleyspinks7922
4 жыл бұрын
1:45 was literally me at my first Rammstein gig
@cactus3677
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha probs me in a few years. But I do really love them😅🤘🏻
@wintershock
4 жыл бұрын
I usually just end up being that short girl that is scared but is still having a good time somehow.
@brunopetrini5174
4 жыл бұрын
“This is Sparta”=“Karate kid” No karate in the pit
@champagnpapi800
8 жыл бұрын
You missed JumpdafakUpers (Jumping for the whole show)
@b00zyR
8 жыл бұрын
pogo?
@ViolettSchafLP
8 жыл бұрын
Spit it out? ;D
@car-style-bazooka
8 жыл бұрын
+ViolettSchafLP nice Slipknot reference m9
@bleach0708
8 жыл бұрын
+ViolettSchafLP sounds about right!
@kaelanmcalpine2011
8 жыл бұрын
Call them Soulfliers. You know why.
@cherrybomb86
4 жыл бұрын
I've never ever smoked anything in my life but I'm 100% the stoner
@samanthaadams619
4 жыл бұрын
I hear that. I have this mellow vibe that I seem stoner-ish, even despite the fact that I'm stone cold sober at almost all times.
@blakeolsen2782
4 жыл бұрын
@@samanthaadams619 that must suck
@missjayspeechley9213
4 жыл бұрын
You forgot "the sardine", when the venue is so packed you can't move. Personally I'm either a "sardine", or a "so you think you can dance". Except I know I can't, but that doesn't stop me
@sidthejovian5105
4 жыл бұрын
Omfg I literally died inside 🤣🤣😂
@k3nt1p4nd4
9 жыл бұрын
What about "The dude who jumps" kind of fans? And "The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"? 'CauseI'm those two!
@Hejeval
9 жыл бұрын
Velcro DeClue I'm too! I remember jumping so high in an Opeth show that I almost landed with my crotch on some dude's back.
@spineyrequiem
9 жыл бұрын
Join the club... at Delain (yeah, not especially hardcore, a friend invited me) I was jumping and headbanging so hard that in a fairly packed venue, the guy behind me took a step back and no-one filled the gap. I'm told. I was a bit disorientated, and just noticed that I seemed to be jumping on his feet less.
@TheCrimsonIdol987
9 жыл бұрын
You, sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar. If we ever bump into each other at a show, remind me to buy you a pint!
@jldibiase
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, count me in on the "guy who sings the whole show" :-)
@mattpechous1
9 жыл бұрын
Im the Whiskey is Good which turns me into the The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"?
@GodDoesntCry
8 жыл бұрын
I'm the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" fan XD
@adrenaline_.7131
8 жыл бұрын
+TAKATOOSE lol
@sergeantsilly5239
8 жыл бұрын
+TAKATOOSE me too xD
@goththique
8 жыл бұрын
Same LOL
@emmyjay3738
8 жыл бұрын
Same. Screaming my head off with a big grin.
@sexyadolf6136
8 жыл бұрын
lol i'm the plz don't hurt me guy) i love concerts but always afraid of places with a lot of people :0
@0249er
7 жыл бұрын
Fun story I was at reading last year main stage watching ffdp when it turned into a pretty brutal mosh like I'm not a small guy and love it but I was even like wtf is this sow a tiny 5ft girl as the wall of death was opening in the middle with nothing but fully grown men around and most of the girls had gone or not that many came in the first place but anyway I was thinking should I go help her she's gonna die in the middle then suddenly she charges at me and punches me in the eye when I was leaving to go back to camp some 6ft guy in front of me was telling his friend about a 5ft girl who ran out of nowhere and pushed him over I think she deserves to be famous
@XxCherryT21xX
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@zeldakirk8568
6 жыл бұрын
SHE’S A LEGEND 😍
@rylanddenson7952
6 жыл бұрын
0249er brutal mosh and ffdp should never be used in the same sentence
@intralimpidus6216
5 жыл бұрын
That was awkward to read. Learn to use commas and full stops.
@AweEmperorofChickenKilling
5 жыл бұрын
Proper punuctaion is super metal,
@orphanrafferty1955
4 жыл бұрын
1:46 First time i saw Slipknot after like, 15+ years into their carreer
@JaxJSwiss
8 жыл бұрын
This is Sparta and whiskey is good is not a good combination
@pietrayday9915
6 жыл бұрын
I got clobbered in the back of the head by THAT ONE GUY - a combination of This is Sparta and Whiskey Is Good - at an Amorphis show a couple years ago - it was almost (not quite enough) to ruin the show for me. I was really looking forward to seeing them, it would probably be my only chance to see them in the 'States, and I'm usually pretty easy going, but having that douche-cup throwing circle kicks and yelling "KILL KILL KILL" and trying to start up extra mosh-pits in the back of the crowd whether anyone wanted them or not was really adding up to blow my cool....
@cayliefuller7668
6 жыл бұрын
That was me at Lamb of God the other night. Too good of a night.
@lollikabosso.w.n7153
6 жыл бұрын
Usually in alovakia we gang up on those guya and he gets destroyed.
@Kebabscout
9 жыл бұрын
You forgot the front row windmiller.
@GokuGX
8 жыл бұрын
+Kebabscout ROFL
@jonfleet2457
8 жыл бұрын
dammit, front row windmiller. stop it.
@tracksuitrob5348
4 жыл бұрын
“this is sparta” people ruin the show for everyone 😪 nobody wants to get punched while they’re trying to jam to a song
@erickesquivel6150
8 жыл бұрын
Where's the drunk shirtless guy who goes all over the concert throwing horns up and spilling beer everywhere and won't stop shouting.
@wadewilson7527
8 жыл бұрын
+Erick Esquivel Soooooooo basically the drunk guy?
@erickesquivel6150
8 жыл бұрын
+Wade Wilson (Deadpool) lol I guess Wade but nah this one a bit different.
@TheTrueMattiMan
7 жыл бұрын
Mix of the "whiskey is good" guy and that one old dude
@jaketheboy1539
8 жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate the This is Sparta type of the people. They make moshing not fun
@oliolioxincrii1730
6 жыл бұрын
Jacob S. Dude ifkr i was at a deathcore show last night and i got my shit wacked by one of them n i was so angry
@stephendeinema9259
6 жыл бұрын
One of those guys elbowed me in the ear at a Whitechapel show once so i got pissed and pushed him down. He flew backward and cracked his head on the floor, felt great!
@nyelbaig
6 жыл бұрын
at 0:47 looks like he's tickling balls
@mysoundtomultiply
6 жыл бұрын
insightful
@abnormal1152
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao yea
@kurtcobain3426
6 жыл бұрын
I am definetly the " OMG i love you guys" guy
@ron3445
5 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@geekymetalhead5112
4 жыл бұрын
Me at Ensiferum
@fueledbypaintwater
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@luigirinaldi4744
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@KingSilk33
8 жыл бұрын
I'm 16 but I'm just like the old dude
@spoons5839
8 жыл бұрын
Well aren't you quite the special snowflake aren't ya?
@seankearns9120
8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel James that's ok.. I'm an old dude but act like I'm 16.
@WorseFuneral
8 жыл бұрын
+Sean Kearns abdofuckinlutly agreeeee
@eryhasmie6769
7 жыл бұрын
Sean Kearns hahahaha
@Voyevoda911
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a guitarist and I totally do not like when people would do the shred fingers in front of me as close as they could. lolol
@ellis.c8821
4 жыл бұрын
I'm "please dont hurt me" and "so you think you can dance"
@vojtatomasik8400
5 жыл бұрын
When 'please don't hurt me' and 'this is sparta' meet...
@TheodoreMiller
9 жыл бұрын
This video is way funnier if you watch it muted c;
@nicholasbarnes6816
9 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@7101998GreenDay
9 жыл бұрын
Even funnier if you play country music in the background.
@danield9021
9 жыл бұрын
7101998GreenDay fry some overly processed shit pop and watch it.
@Gongasoso
9 жыл бұрын
Try Mr. Tambourineman by Bob Dylan.
@mxcmoney3634
9 жыл бұрын
You forgot the "Girlfriend Babysitter" and the "Gets angry when they get hit/shoved when they're on the edge of the mosh pit".
@jacobg7756
9 жыл бұрын
I hate those guys the most! More Often than not have a backwards cap and the same bottle of beer all night. When they get in front me I sing along extra annoyingly. Seriously, chill man not everybody wants the slag that dragged your sorry ass to the show!
@mxcmoney3634
9 жыл бұрын
Jacob G Right
@vasserx3208
7 жыл бұрын
I'm sooooooo "please don't hurt me" and "omg i love these guys" 😂😂😂😂
@colonelhermesl.1710
6 жыл бұрын
Proud to be the OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS fan! Always in the first row, always cheering! Metal should be friendship and brotherhoods
@More-ql9uy
9 жыл бұрын
i am the "omg i love these guys" and "i'm waiting for the headliner" haha 😂! you are amazing!
@borbeth9677
9 жыл бұрын
me too
@kurumitokisaki2095
8 жыл бұрын
YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN ONLY BE ONE!
@Monolith64
8 жыл бұрын
"just waiting until the headliner"is me at practically every show nowadays lmao
@AsWeAllFallOfficial
9 жыл бұрын
You should do 10 types of Keyboardists/Keyboard players at concerts: 1. The classic-ly trained one (hella complex, plays every part) 2. The One note player (Strings) 3. The "I act like I'm playing, but it's really just samples and I press play" 4. The "Oh I'm not plugged in" 5. The "I'm louder than everyone else" 6. The "Super complicated Synth Player" (Keytarist) 7. "I'm a keyboardist, but I'm also THE second main vocalist" 8. The I have so much gear, but I only use one piece for this whole set 9. The "Yes I have a keyboard, but I rarely play and I go batshit crazy" 10. The "Nope, he didn't show up, but we have all his parts on this iPod for playback"
@pepsicola2796
5 жыл бұрын
i like how his one outfit accurately represents all of them
@ProfessionalGreifer
9 жыл бұрын
I'd be a mix of OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and don't hurt me. Cuz I'd be stoked to see my fave band, but I'm relatively short and don't want to get swept up in a mosh pit or lost in the crowd.
@Veraina98
9 жыл бұрын
Literally me
@AlyssElectric
9 жыл бұрын
Me at almost every show lol
@TheIronDragonBrigade
9 жыл бұрын
Yep this is definitely me! I do a lot of "Waiting for the headliner" because normally I only come for the 1 band.
@undiscoveredabyssofyoursou8665
9 жыл бұрын
+Digital Screams What deadmau5 has to do with metal XDD :P
@ProfessionalGreifer
9 жыл бұрын
UndiscoveredAbyssOfYourSoul92TexasDayIsEstate Nothing much I guess but I like EDM and hard rock all the same :3
@lolh4x
9 жыл бұрын
I don't see what's wrong with just standing there watching the band play. I've seen Between the Buried and Me live four times and I always try and get the best seat to watch Blake and Dan play(drummer and bassist) because they are so fucking good.
@mattmanbrownbro
9 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong. According to the video, we are all assholes. :)
@mojolito
9 жыл бұрын
I believe there's a difference between people standing still and watching a show and people who try to look as bored as possible while watching a show. If you think that they are "so fucking good" then you won't probably look unimpressed while seeing them.
@cheosamad216
9 жыл бұрын
Just don't do it at any show where it's anything sort Barrier/Villians kinda vibe. Found out the hard way that you get punched in the face for watching the band play because 'not swinging your arms like an autistic fuck face is gay.'
@cheosamad216
9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Brown Yeah, I started going to shows in New York instead, still has douches like that but not as bad, some of the shows I went to there have been pretty awesome. Seeing Periphery in NYC in 2 months. Can't wait.
@mattmanbrownbro
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a mosher, but there's a correct way to start a mosh and punching isn't it. Usually I end up shoulder bumping someone 2 or 3 times to see if they respond. If not, then no mosh. I think that's pretty respectful.
@MKRocker2012
9 жыл бұрын
You missed the "Guy who works at a Recording Studio and complains about the sound"
@broondjongen
4 жыл бұрын
0:17 Every Warped Tour mosh pit
@iwrestleweebs2096
9 жыл бұрын
the guys that goes into moshpit with beer so people slip because it and break their necks
@jakekorus8749
9 жыл бұрын
lmao so true
@TheIronDragonBrigade
9 жыл бұрын
I was on the edge of a pit once and people were spilling beer all over us non-moshers.
@iwrestleweebs2096
9 жыл бұрын
TheIronDragonBrigade glad to hear that there are nice guys in pit.
@willstanbury9725
8 жыл бұрын
Everything hardcore dancers ever do is sooo cringy
@memeyselfandi
8 жыл бұрын
that's just a point of view, every genre has weird stuff going on. calling just hardcore (or any other genre) fans cringy is just ignorant.
@rylvdk6110
8 жыл бұрын
it is cingey.
@kaelanmcalpine2011
8 жыл бұрын
I'm out because my headbanging to dubstep is exactly like that.
@sting5956
8 жыл бұрын
lol it really is but it's fun so I stopped caring
@punxonlyy
8 жыл бұрын
dubstep ftw
@Sabbathfaax
8 жыл бұрын
Everybody at the Vancouver Iron Maiden concert were omg I love these guys Lol
@carrissastevens
4 жыл бұрын
what about those people who just headbang and jump around the entire show but are too scared to go in the mosh pit 👀
@dooterino
9 жыл бұрын
3/10 stoner portrayal, not enough head bobbing, eyes not nearly glazed enough #donuts
@bigjuicypatty7674
9 жыл бұрын
why 420 blaze it when u can #donutglazeit
@dooterino
9 жыл бұрын
Is there a law that says you can't do both at the same time? Wait... Shit...
@bigjuicypatty7674
9 жыл бұрын
busted boi i will however give you a piece of advice: dont go dropping soap in the slammer m8 unless its on purpose, i dont get in the way of true love;)
@bleach0708
8 жыл бұрын
I would probably be the Please Don't Hurt Me one...
@thisusernameisunavailable5097
7 жыл бұрын
Isabelle Metcalfe Yeah me too, I'm a short girl and I'd be freaking out lol. x')
@lorrenzzothemagnificent3195
7 жыл бұрын
same
@hazelbourget8347
7 жыл бұрын
I'm a 5.3 guy and I'm always like "DON'T HURT ME D: " ._.
@noahs2233
6 жыл бұрын
Hazel Bourget Same
@VosovioYTC
6 жыл бұрын
I'm 6 feet and I'd still be the please don't hurt me one
@grimbelfix2648
8 жыл бұрын
you forgot "the dude who wears a pig mask for some reason" but seriously i was on a Ghost concert and suddenly a guy in a red overall and a pig mask walks right by me 😂
@chloegordon1716
4 жыл бұрын
1:47 That would me me.
@Sw1tchy
9 жыл бұрын
0:06 me
@FadedARC88
9 жыл бұрын
0:06 jehsehs
@Sw1tchy
9 жыл бұрын
***** GRACE, GRACE, GRACE
@Sw1tchy
9 жыл бұрын
Dorin Busu lol i wasnt serious, i just thought it matched my avatar
@FadedARC88
9 жыл бұрын
***** lol...
@d9or7n
9 жыл бұрын
***** ok, im sorry then
@nevershoutmakeup9623
8 жыл бұрын
I'm omg I love these guys and so you think you can dance ahahahhaha
@sdijkstra9498
7 жыл бұрын
i'm the "OMG I LOVE THESE GAYS!!!!@#$%^&&"
@NotEmbarassing
6 жыл бұрын
"Gays", same man
@perojalenarddeniel5574
5 жыл бұрын
I'm "This is sparta" when its my favorite song
@GigiGuitar
9 жыл бұрын
I think that the first one could be "the progger" standing looking closely to the drummer and counting the beat with his progger buddies lol
@DrummingforGod301
9 жыл бұрын
Do 10 types of headbanging next.
@upcyclebuilders319
9 жыл бұрын
I have played a lot of shows in my time, and your videos are absolutely hilarious. This may be the best one. Actually made me laugh out loud at work. So thanks...
@jeffreelane7611
8 жыл бұрын
+Jared Dines absolutly dead XD im the stoner lol
@gicady
6 жыл бұрын
I am the please don't hurt me guy , definently.
@nickkohlmann
5 жыл бұрын
Ah you'll get there mate. At least not the guy pushing and kicking and hitting everyone, constantly annoying them
@otisserie.chicken
8 жыл бұрын
im the "plz dont hurt me" guy tbh xD
@JuChanable
8 жыл бұрын
same haha
@StricklandAssistantManager
9 жыл бұрын
The best fans at shows are the ones that get the hell out of the way for the moshers.
@businesscatlimbo
9 жыл бұрын
1:45 that was me when I got to see Lamb of God for the first time.
@naty2597
5 жыл бұрын
When me and my friends were high school students we were: "The Shred 'til your dead head" "OMG we love these guys" and "This is sparta" lolol Now we are just: "Whiskey is good" and headbanging hard obviously lmao plus we almost never use our phone just enjoy the wonderful sounds
@kontagionow8267
7 жыл бұрын
that one old dude would probably be Ronnie james dio brought back from the dead.
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