When you aren't funny you have to try something for laughs...
@mistermusturd6402
3 жыл бұрын
He was physical, psychologically, and sexually abused as a very young child. That is what dispensed the humor.
@ThrifterGuy
2 жыл бұрын
Touching the necktie is some kind of disorder. OCD or something. It's essentially fidgeting.
@Jimbo_Fett
Жыл бұрын
@@ThrifterGuy yeah, it’s called a habit 👍🏻
@109acepilot
4 жыл бұрын
“One time a girl called me up on the phone and said, ‘Come on over there’s nobody home.....’ so I went over there and nobody was home!”
@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645
4 жыл бұрын
@@navyservant52njo92 To memorize the best
@elPufferino
4 жыл бұрын
It's in the song trippy by anderson.paak great song 👍🏽👍🏽
@alephmorricone7207
4 жыл бұрын
i just realized that not even the girl was home
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
@@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645 Great comment, and a great comeback.👏👏💕These fools don't know how to keep their trap shut. Unbelievable!!! But you knocked him/her out with your words. Thanks.🙌. I'm going to call you *ROCKY* Like Sylvester Stallone.💕
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
In the Movie Rocky Balboa👏
@mattgerrish908
3 жыл бұрын
"Yesterday I accidentally dropped a bottle of Viagra pills in my toilet now the lid won't stay down." LOL
@pauljanssen7594
2 ай бұрын
Funny 😊
@banksta3
2 жыл бұрын
"My old man was a big drunk. I tell ya. He saw a sign that said Drink Canada Dry, so he went up there".
@curlyg9925
3 жыл бұрын
“My wife can’t cook at all. The backyard, the flies chipped in to help fix the screen door.”
@stevenM8282
23 күн бұрын
One of my favorites. I always get a laugh with that one.
@MrBeckenhimself
4 жыл бұрын
This man was hilarious. I'm dying over here. Whenever I feel low I just watch me some Rodney Dangerfield.
@joeschmo7317
4 жыл бұрын
Well said...
@edwardm5515
4 жыл бұрын
Facts Bro. Nobody even close to this guy in the game.
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
@@edwardm5515 🦋He was the best.🦋Although, I think that it took him almost 50 years to become a comedian, and he truly was the best.🦋 I'm going to see if it took him that long. I know It, because, I have already seen his Story, in a documentary. I just want to see that Biography of him again, just to be sure.👋
@reedtheinfinite
4 жыл бұрын
@@laurenncoppola3453 back to back hilariousness
@elkabong6429
3 жыл бұрын
Good for what ails ya!
@luftikuss271
4 жыл бұрын
How can Toast have bones? I am dead
@keyboarddancers7751
3 жыл бұрын
I beat you to the mortuary!
@durango8882
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kh7688
3 жыл бұрын
You know you're a legend, when your so called doctor is more famous than most comedians.
@swillm3ister
3 жыл бұрын
You mean Dr. Vinny Boombaatz haha you know him.. everyone knows him...
@kh7688
3 жыл бұрын
@@swillm3ister 💯
@jamatth52
4 жыл бұрын
My dad asked me how old I was, i told him i was 7, he said when i was your age i was 8
@evalynnetorres7802
4 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@getontheark8448
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@DennisRay99
3 жыл бұрын
@@getontheark8448 😂😂😂
@differentflavamedia836
3 жыл бұрын
Yo this a funny ass joke 😂😂😂😂
@mattgerrish908
2 ай бұрын
Steven Wright
@Bluecloudprod
3 жыл бұрын
"I was so ugly my mother breast fed me through a straw." - Mr. Dangerfield
@katfishkobain8809
3 жыл бұрын
That really is comic genius
@kaljic1
3 ай бұрын
The REAL King of the One-Liners.
@piddlesmcgee
4 жыл бұрын
That tie knot adjustment should be trademarked. Legend.
@benjaminarredondo8259
3 жыл бұрын
It is.lol
@maryroering6010
3 жыл бұрын
17yrs ago today we lost this genius 🌹RIP Rodney🌹 Love and miss you!!!!!
@davidmoore2325
Жыл бұрын
Hello dear,how are you doing?
@richardmain4653
Ай бұрын
🎉(●’◡’●)🎉🎉
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏🌹
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much...To the person...that liked my comment. 🌹This rose is for you...and an extra rose.🌹
@andyjay9346
Ай бұрын
I could tell my parents hated me. They gave me a toaster and a radio for my bath toys.
@jacobcox4276
4 жыл бұрын
The only thing I didn't like about Rodney Dangerfield was that he was a liar always saying he didn't get any respect.
@rockk9753
4 жыл бұрын
It was just part of the act
@jacobcox4276
4 жыл бұрын
@@rockk9753 I was joking.
@rockk9753
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobcox4276 keep your day job and leave the jokes to the comedians lol
@africaRBG
3 жыл бұрын
@@rockk9753 whoooosh
@rockk9753
3 жыл бұрын
@@africaRBGstupid reply, stupid person
@RobJazzful
4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Vinnie Boombots!
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
@Rob Johnson. 🦋That name just cracks me up 😂every single time, I hear him talk about his Doctor. But I feel so sad because his mother never gave him a kiss or a hug...🦋I'm sorry, but there should be a law against mothers or fathers that if they are going to bring children Into this world, only to abuse them, they should take them immediately to the hospital, to have them sterilized In order for them, not to have children anymore.🦋No wonder he talks about his mother, In such a negative way. 🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏 ❤️
@cmissshelleymichelle
4 жыл бұрын
Boombatz*
@shirleybrassard8662
3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenncoppola3453 They are JOKES!!?
@RonBurgundy412
3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenncoppola3453 do you understand that comedians make JOKES? I think you need to go watch something else if you think he was being serious
@boerandemo7766
3 жыл бұрын
@@gabyward5855 share material about his growing years. Please
@Eltzx
4 жыл бұрын
any joey diaz fans will recognise this as his inspiration as his delivery is very similar to that of Dangerfields as thats who he recalls looking up to at a younger age
@Flyingferrets5
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the days when talk show hosts kept a box of cigarettes on the desk in front of them...
@alo8892
2 жыл бұрын
In those days not only could you smoke in Banks,Restaurants and Hotels,but even Hospitals
@sabrina-hu4ri
2 ай бұрын
Then everyone died of Emphysema and Lung Cancer years later.
@staticoverlay
2 ай бұрын
as things have gone since...
@AgentZero88
3 жыл бұрын
"My wife, she's a strict vegetarian. In fact, when I met her she was grazing on the lawn." Dammmmmmmmn
@tiffanny2731
Ай бұрын
My Grandpa loved this, we were behind a circus fat woman at salad bar and my Grandpa says" Moooove , I about died laughing! 🤣
@harrisonwintergreen1147
4 жыл бұрын
101 jokes in 16 minutes ... the man wasted no time
@alcd6333
5 жыл бұрын
The late great Rodney Dangerfield.
@boylibrary3533
4 жыл бұрын
If you asked me one person I’d have dinner with alive or dead it’d be him
@JazzyJeffRealTalk
4 жыл бұрын
“I GET NO RESPECT!” 🤣🤣 RIP, he was a legend
@edwardm5515
4 жыл бұрын
There is no one like this guy in comedy. I can only pray to god for a sequel like him.
@RowdyAbilene
4 жыл бұрын
Ed Gambino Mitch Hedberg probably was the one closest to him but... :/
@hoagielamp6543
3 жыл бұрын
@vidaa82 He's a Dangerfield copy except he forgot that his shtick is 40 years old. Fucking terrible
@davidpinette9656
2 жыл бұрын
Norm Mcdonald Channels a bit of Rodney. Not always but he kinda used his delivery
@danielorlando8172
Ай бұрын
Of course there is, his name is Donald Trump
@mylovesongs2429
3 жыл бұрын
"i know my wife cheats on me. every time i come home, the parrot says 'Quick! Out the window!'"
@MrMotor11
3 жыл бұрын
When i was 10 i bought his vinyl record. "NO RESPECT " i thought it hilarious then. I'm almost 50. And laughing even harder. Thank you Rodney. You made life worth hearing, especially in bad days
@peghead
2 ай бұрын
The unrivaled MASTER of ONE-LINERS. I always love that , when on Carson's "Tonight Show", the set continued after Rodney sat in the guest chair and Johnny was the "Straight Man".
@williamjames3416
2 ай бұрын
Carson was perfect at that! Every comedian guest he ever had knew it too. Carson knew to just play it straight and let them do their thing. No other host since has understood that.
@andrewjackdaw2511
4 жыл бұрын
So many amazing jokes! Feel overdosed :) He is one of my personal favourite!
@johngallagher72
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I found this page ...last week was rough I tell ya . I was in rough shape last week.
@k1ngsmok378
4 жыл бұрын
How is this dude so funny 😂
@Longshore79
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant joke machine gun
@Orcinus1967
2 ай бұрын
He killed for decades. One of the all time greats.
@antlar1250
3 жыл бұрын
" Nowadays I have sex like I have my steaks, very, very rare."
@DannyDunesweater
4 жыл бұрын
You’re a saint for doing this
@madboxtv3442
4 жыл бұрын
Lol thank u
@MikeRiderOOO
Ай бұрын
@@madboxtv3442Hey I tell ya, if you were a saint, you would’ve been canonized by now.
@supafrogg258
2 ай бұрын
I loved Senior Rodney. His grinning elderly face fit his humor so well, and he looked like he was having fun. Thank you for making us laugh, Rodney. We miss you!
@dwbiggly6907
2 ай бұрын
Loved Rodney. He was the best. Great compilation!
@LaggardlySort
3 жыл бұрын
What a lousy cook....I mean how can toast have bones?
@jshepard152
3 жыл бұрын
1:51
@jimmyolsen5897
3 жыл бұрын
Greatest comedian in history bar none
@justice4all948
4 жыл бұрын
number of dislikes= number of people with no sense of humor This is top class comedy
@TomTheCat.
4 жыл бұрын
Those are the people who listen to that amy bitch
@tilesetter1953
Жыл бұрын
Where the hell are the dislikes??? I see 5.5k thumbs up!
@thisisanfield7085
2 ай бұрын
“Last week I looked at my family tree, two dogs were using it”… If it wasn’t for KZitem I would’ve never have found this genius.
@littlebbjesus
4 жыл бұрын
Still holds up.
@weskal5490
2 ай бұрын
One of the all-time best comedians!
@dancolucci6865
2 ай бұрын
I could watch this over and over
@nickn6223
25 күн бұрын
I couldn t watch it over two minutes.What a fake Jew. Someone else writes those lines for him and he is a star.
@nunyabidnis5407
3 жыл бұрын
When I go to the beach, people keep trying to roll me back into the water.
@sudhirsingh-sx8lo
4 жыл бұрын
i think we all know his doctor now
@gh4121-b5n
2 ай бұрын
Rodney was one of a kind. We saw him a few years before he passed in Vegas and it was non stop jokes. He was brilliant.
@peterrichards931
Жыл бұрын
No better done...I watch this guy every day...
@elkabong6429
3 жыл бұрын
“My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me a bit!”
@lazerlazer
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for a GREAT video. It must have been a tremendous amount of time to get this all together. Again great job.
@madboxtv3442
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@lazerlazer
3 жыл бұрын
@@madboxtv3442 Oh c’mon. A job well done deserves recognition 🤗
@109acepilot
4 жыл бұрын
Classic Rodney. RIP buddy!
@mattgerrish908
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot one of the funniest ones. "Doctor said, 'I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample,' so I left my underwear and I went home."
@trrrythomas1834
3 жыл бұрын
To Matt Gerrish, You msy or may not have heard this one as it is coming off the same Doctor bit........ "" I tell ya , my health is so so these days and i know what one of the problems is , its me cuz i drink too much , are you kiddin why last week i was at my Doctors office gettn a physical and he asked me for a urine sample , i handed it to him and i noticed there was an Olive in it ! "" OR ....... He does the whole Vinny boom Baatz thing and then says ":" Oh yeah my Doctor , oh he really knows what he's doin . Nah he's all mixed up , last time i was in his office he was checkin me out and he grabbed my knee and told me to cough , then he hit me in the balls with a hammer ! The one and only Rodney ! They dont make em like that a0nymore !!!!!!!
@mattgerrish908
2 жыл бұрын
@@trrrythomas1834 I've heard those, have you heard the one he said about the ugly girl? "I met a girl who was so ugly they use her in prison to cure sex offenders!"
@banksta3
2 жыл бұрын
"One day my wife met me at the door wearing a negligee. Only problem is, she was coming home".
@garyhardin6555
4 жыл бұрын
3:45 "Bend over and say cheese" lol
@al6347
3 жыл бұрын
The Great Rodney Dangerfield...
@antennawilde
3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm ugly. My proctologist put his finger in my mouth.
@mattgerrish908
2 жыл бұрын
For the poor jokes you forgot one of the funniest ones. "I tell you my family was really poor, if I wasn't born a boy would have had nothing to play with!"
@Eddie-fc2mz
2 ай бұрын
So poor every Christmas we got a pair pants with a hole cut in the pocket where we would have something to play with
@jakre10
4 жыл бұрын
Will we ever have comedian like this again. I don't think so. No one can be as good
@edwardm5515
4 жыл бұрын
jakre10 I can only hope but this lazy generation I feel not. I pray everyday 🙏🏻
@laurenncoppola3453
4 жыл бұрын
@jakre10. 🦋You are so right. Comedians today curse soooo much. Rodney Dangerfield never cursed, what a legend Rodney Dangerfield was, all pure talent, and a genius to boot.🦋He didn't have to curse to be funny.🦋
@cortezlucious95
4 жыл бұрын
@@edwardm5515 Oooh this generation is lazy isn't it? This generation is so lazy and cookie cutter nothing's gonna be any different in the future. Our societal and interpersonal timeline is so repetitive that when we have kids the generation gap's not gonna know whether to get even wider, stay the same or commit suicide.
@greatscott7003
3 жыл бұрын
My doc told me to keep smoking if I wanta stop chewing gum
@finneyp
2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know toast could have bones" . Absolute gold.
@indivisionbear4355
4 жыл бұрын
“Had a little party without the cake the kid blew out all the candles”
@guuguuplex
2 ай бұрын
Awesome edit. Beautifully done. Thank you.
@kjtheproof5328
4 жыл бұрын
Anytime you want gut wrenching laughter, watch Rodney Dangerfield...🔥🔥🔥🔥 every time and he said there was butter on it 😂😂😂😂 great ending!!
@JohnMcLoughlin06
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who noticed when he said “The doctor told me to run 5 miles for two weeks” And then he said “I’m 70 miles from my house” That’s actually mathematically accurate! 5 miles per day for 14 days is 70 miles! What a legend, bro, an absolute legend
@sofakingonmynuts1438
3 жыл бұрын
Wow its like 5+5 is like 10 or something?
@JohnMcLoughlin06
3 жыл бұрын
@@sofakingonmynuts1438 ;-; it’s impressive because he said it fast almost as if it was scripted
@jonathandevereaux298
Жыл бұрын
There was a time doing simple math wasn't impressive
@JohnMcLoughlin06
Жыл бұрын
@@jonathandevereaux298 why can’t y’all just appreciate it for what it is, the math itself is not impressive but the integration into a comedy bit is cool
@MrSefiroh
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnMcLoughlin06 your comment obviously went over the dummies heads. It shows he puts thoughts into his jokes to make them not only funny, but accurate and just doesn't say things that sound funny.
@billkenney2855
3 ай бұрын
“My dad was a bad drinker…he saw a sign that said drink Canada Dry, and he went up there.”😂😭
@powpow9560
3 жыл бұрын
"how can toast have bones?"
@silentlamb7043
4 жыл бұрын
Just don't make em like him no more... Rip my guy, god show him some love 🙌
@kingwillie206
3 жыл бұрын
Heaven is cracking up right now.
@ronsbeerreviewstools4361
2 ай бұрын
One of the funniest comediens ever.
@FuryMaNiiAcZz
3 жыл бұрын
In a room full of presidents, this guy was in charge
@mikemickypeterdavy
2 ай бұрын
I had a woman cab driver the other day. She couldn't take a joke. She said where to. I said your place. She took me to a garage.
@AmrothPalantir
4 жыл бұрын
in 1000, if the language is the same, he will still kill you with his "OG jokes" 🤣🤣🤣 RIP one of the greatest to ever do it!
@echad6259
3 жыл бұрын
This guys name barely comes up when people mention the best but he is definitely on my list...maybe they know something I dont.
@kylethedalek
5 жыл бұрын
Loved this! Think you could manage a part 2?
@garyholbrook4698
2 ай бұрын
Much respect Rodney
@elkabong6429
3 жыл бұрын
I liked when the trombone player was cracking up towards the end! R.I.P. Rodney!
@asullivan4047
Ай бұрын
Interesting/informative/entertaining. Uncle Rodney was a true one of a kind " Classic".
@nathankennedy4263
4 жыл бұрын
0:14 ok I had to come scroll the comment section to see if I’m not the only one tripping out after seeing that!!
@senatorbencarson33
4 жыл бұрын
I got a very strange doctor you see, he told me “open your mouth and say Oink!”
@jamespfitz
3 жыл бұрын
No, the set up is "I know I'm getting fat, by my doctor, he gives me no respect. He told me "Open your mouth and say oink."
@jimgordon3206
Ай бұрын
Rodney was a national treasure. I can’t imaging how he thought up all those one liners and then remembered them for an hour or more. I’ve never seen him live. I wish I had. You’ll be missed Mr. Dangerfield.
@LANGI902
4 жыл бұрын
We pray after we eat 😅
@jk-474
4 жыл бұрын
I think he used that joke for his NBK role too, with the clown shoe 😂
@durango8882
3 жыл бұрын
You’ll be drinking early today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@baxattax6653
4 жыл бұрын
Comic. Genius.
@Stable_Genius
Ай бұрын
"Two pounds lighter, you'll be Miss Ethiopia."
@ahmed25janegy
3 жыл бұрын
"All I knew was rejection when I was a kid my Yoyo, it never came back ."
@davidc9256
2 жыл бұрын
"How do you Lay down a steak and forget the plate" 😂
@DJKID777
4 жыл бұрын
Is funny to us, but this man been through some shit.
@cortezlucious95
4 жыл бұрын
Yes Lord. Strong Man.
@sofakingonmynuts1438
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like his wife's cooking
@inzo313
4 жыл бұрын
“What a lousy cook.”
@cmissshelleymichelle
4 жыл бұрын
Old is gold.
@u7angbe
4 жыл бұрын
They were so ugly they only kept the negatives in the family album" tff 😆😆😆
@apocyldoomer
4 жыл бұрын
I had a temper flare up over a saws all, for real, I was very angry, so, I looked up Rodney, watched his hilarious one liners, got me over the anger, works every time, RIP Rodney, you always get me in a better mood, no matter how sour it gets, thanks Rodney, you were the greatest!! A true legend!!
@scottmurphy650
2 ай бұрын
The king of the one liners
@mikemarsh7387
4 жыл бұрын
My wife can’t cook at all.. how can toast have bones..
@boerandemo7766
3 жыл бұрын
...or eating off ceiling
@basba_qal
Жыл бұрын
The strangest coincidence. Rodney and I have the same kind of doctor. Mine is a Danish doctor.
@eamestv
2 ай бұрын
One of the funniest people in the business. No matter how often I see him, I can't stop laughing. Bless him. I'm grateful I got to perform at his club, with George Kerby.
@johnwirkus2056
3 жыл бұрын
A co-worker had a birthday last week we gave her a card and I said a had a cake for her she said you do? And I gave her a picture of a birthday cake everybody busted out laughing. She is a Rodney Dangerfield fan.
@sudhirsingh-sx8lo
4 жыл бұрын
when you listen to these legends and their original oneliners you think that most comedians today are copy cats
@davidmoore2325
Жыл бұрын
Hello dear,how are you doing?
@justinziegler2248
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna buy a shirt of his hands grabbing a tie...
@jamatth52
4 жыл бұрын
My dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't so he nailed down my foot!
@tilesetter1953
Жыл бұрын
My OTHER foot!
@quiksix25
2 жыл бұрын
He finds a million ways to say the same exact thing, what a mind
@maxwheeler3241
4 жыл бұрын
Im ugly, 4 gay guys saw me and went straight. I got a very strange doctor ohh very strange, you take off all your clothes HE says "ahhhhh".
@fishman-tr9im
Күн бұрын
... I've got girls figured out - you bet... I know how to make girls say 'yes'... I ask them 'am I bothering you?'
@romanhardware
4 жыл бұрын
Wonder if someone would pass a try not to laugh challenge if some of Rodney's bits are in it?
@ronchu4453
3 жыл бұрын
one of the top (standup) 10 comedians of all time...my opinion. You will never see another one like Rodney.
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