65: Its a good song and a great album! And the video was awesome for its time!
@Brjostabarn
12 жыл бұрын
There's one rule to black metal: Individualism which = Freedom
@quantumshift5
12 жыл бұрын
Number 24 made me bust out laughing, classy man XD
@ravenfrigg
12 жыл бұрын
102. Those who listen to black metal will never obey any rule.
@SHDW-IX
12 жыл бұрын
Thanks Dr Phil
@Sabroe_ffs
13 жыл бұрын
Dude i love this! :D The drummer in my band is all about Black Metal but he found this funny as hell! Cause some people, not just in Black Metal but in any extreme subculture, just take them selves too seriously! :P
@DarkArcticSun
13 жыл бұрын
beautiful
@BlackDarkScythe
12 жыл бұрын
I love black metal and i'm approuving this video!
@DaevaDollDDollhouse
12 жыл бұрын
LOL! that part is so funny!
@larzakajugganot
12 жыл бұрын
This is definitely the best video I've ever watched, ever. This needs to be published as a book!
@Cannibal660
12 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen.
@VojislavJotovic
12 жыл бұрын
This is great, geniously! I mean Aaaargggghhh, fucking kvlt!
@themetalgod66683
12 жыл бұрын
LOL! I find this very funny.
@TheUnholymaster666
12 жыл бұрын
cool video
@Riotstarter100
13 жыл бұрын
this is awesome :D
@aquashakewad
12 жыл бұрын
Bahaha I love this!
@METALFOREVER270
12 жыл бұрын
i,m a 25 year die hard metal head and i found this to be very funny to say the least........very funny,very cool
@Metalornothing1
12 жыл бұрын
interesting, i'll check out their early work....
@xDASSLERx
12 жыл бұрын
Thank you great sir! I knew it sounded like Taake!
@ZombiePinupPlague
12 жыл бұрын
The 'Don't wear white shoes after labor day" fucking killed me.
@allthatgirlcoronado
12 жыл бұрын
my fave one, is dont be dani filth hahaha
@WhiteBlackMetal88
13 жыл бұрын
Owh, first song... Best of Taake...
@Metalhead15712
13 жыл бұрын
rule 103: Never ever turn on the lights in a room or go outside in the day. If a room has a light on hiss, and scream them turn it off immediatly. Its important to be surround by darkness and say" its how satan speaks to me, and how I get my grim powers". "And being sperate from it weakens me".
@BlackMetalNomad82
13 жыл бұрын
I do have a sense of humor, and This was funny to me at one point. It just got old.
@JavainMuert
11 жыл бұрын
Jeg liker det.
@gthar
12 жыл бұрын
Loved 81th xDD
@zuidwijker66
12 жыл бұрын
My rule for black metal is: Worship Inquisition...These guys are the most true black metal around the globe..
@7792thereaper
12 жыл бұрын
I know me too I laughed when I read that priceless
@grasankan
12 жыл бұрын
19. I'm on it!
@darkenedsoul117
13 жыл бұрын
i was gonna rage and then i saw the comment that this isnt supposed to be serious. now that i watch it again its really friggin funny
@deathwaitsfornoone
12 жыл бұрын
Forget my 1st comment, my soul wasn't cleansed from this video yet, forgive my dark lord.
@tcbseethru
14 жыл бұрын
clouded frostspire LMAOO gates of attrition XD
@darkmysterii
12 жыл бұрын
Omfg Maniac Was the True Mayhem :P
@bloodyblade
12 жыл бұрын
I lol'd tho 42 was funny =) just broke a rule damn!
@MachineGunnerDrummer
12 жыл бұрын
@deaddreath You love it because it's Taake, and everyone should love Taake.
@theknive
12 жыл бұрын
@BMNicolas There's one exeption to that rule: the song Frühling by Nargaroth :) It's sounds happy and grimm at the same time!
@branecollision
13 жыл бұрын
rule 102:eat a lot ov cornflakes 103:make sure theyre crispy when you eat them 104: spell "of" with a "v"
@wendigolycan
12 жыл бұрын
laughed my ass off! :)) i love metal (and some black metal) but still...this was fucking hilarious!
@jamesdragonforce
12 жыл бұрын
"Spelling things correctly is neither necro nor grim". Sounds good to me lol!!
@Metalhead15712
13 жыл бұрын
rule 104: build a church out of popsickle sticks then dows it in lighter fluid (name brand) and light a match, then burn it. Afterwards say your true cause you burn a church.
@ctmatthews11
11 жыл бұрын
Success is overrated.
@draganakosanovic7751
12 жыл бұрын
My eyeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TWORable
12 жыл бұрын
BM is curious and amazing in fact that it can be performed and composed by proffessionally trained and educated musicians and make it corresponding to their ability. Black Metal is also played by bands with skill that did not change since their "Loco garage punk" era. You would wonder how many technically skilled players prefer to do that few chords Raw BM. Fathers of BM were in their post-teens and teens back then. Quorthon was 17 when he made The Return album, said to be offcl. manifesto,
@xDASSLERx
12 жыл бұрын
Gimme those tracks sir!~
@darijek
13 жыл бұрын
@WYVYRN527 dude, relax.... this was made just for fun. pure entertainment, nothing ''true'' or ''necro'' about it. unlike you, i have a sense of humor.... try it sometimes, you'll like it!
@theillusionist6677
12 жыл бұрын
ok, gaahl is a complete badass, that must be excused.
@ringsofsaturn666
13 жыл бұрын
@DarkArcticSun what song is this
@PhyrigianFlame
12 жыл бұрын
brb gotta make sure I'm not Dani Filth. Okay, I'm not. We're good.
@coffincrusher
11 жыл бұрын
31. Dont be Mortiis (or dani filth)
@Ghr1M
11 жыл бұрын
Therefor ,,True"
@evilresidence4
12 жыл бұрын
its mostly bullshit, but #12 made me laugh lol
@SamPWCF
13 жыл бұрын
What's the second song?
@thekcor
12 жыл бұрын
#88 contradicts #1 XD
@Boompass
12 жыл бұрын
exactly, seems counter to logic to put rules on it when it's all about that
@reverendmike289
13 жыл бұрын
Damn it!! I just ate some peeps the other day. Can I renounce my peep eating by not being Dani Filth more than usual? :D (Damn it!!! Keyboard smileys. I'll never be 'true'.)
@holymetal777
13 жыл бұрын
additional rule... write EVERYTHING in old english font
@eNnI088
13 жыл бұрын
@Eskaun Thank you kind sir.
@WhiteBlackMetal88
11 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@kallyppso
13 жыл бұрын
rule 102: when naming your black metal name you have 2 options: a) pick a simple 1 word name that sounds dark (i.e. death, mayhem, suffocation, decapitated) b) pick a complex name (preferably in another language) that needs to be looked up for people to understand what it means (i.e dimmu borgir means dark cities in icelandic, negrophagist means eater of dead in greek, carnifex means executioner in latin, catamenia also means menstruation)
@Goutetsu13
12 жыл бұрын
@VectorsUK I'll just list the songs so everyone can see. song 1: Taake - Over Bjoergvin Graater Himmerik VI song 2: Diabolical Masquerade - Cloaked By The Moonshine Mist
@OldGreyBeard100
12 жыл бұрын
#99 must be followed. No exceptions XD
@Chunkalicious
12 жыл бұрын
This list has broken it's own first rule.
@GHHMASA
12 жыл бұрын
peeps r good!!!
@deaddreath
12 жыл бұрын
first song? witch band is it? i love it
@monkeyzx9
12 жыл бұрын
Funny
@Joeyd1184
13 жыл бұрын
DAMNIT I LOVE MARSHMELLOW PEEPS
@mezmero69
12 жыл бұрын
Like rules n°81 and 94^^
@aggressivedemonizer
11 жыл бұрын
It is old... it was used mainly in eastern europe in mid 90s
@Ericsigma754
12 жыл бұрын
102: Blackletter fonts.
@eNnI088
13 жыл бұрын
can anybody tell me the name of the first song?
@TWORable
12 жыл бұрын
Not anymore. Back in 90´s their stuff was awesome. Atmo (/sympho/melodic whatever it is synonymous)-Black Metal was worth of something. Midian was last good album. Bitter suites...2 good songs. Damnation was... damned. Nymphetamine?Liv Kristine and King Diamond? Feelin´ high? Thornography?!Vile Valo of HIM says it all.Don´t know and don´t wannna know and hear last albums. I saw a Death of Love video once. Two words "Queer Metal" Mr.Filth. Datin´ Gaahl or something? Great music and vocal. once.
@MrNickeh
13 жыл бұрын
Maniac did vocals for Deathcrush, how is he not true? HE WAS THE VOCALIST FOR THE FIRST FUCKING BLACK METAL RELEASE.
@OftheNorthRecords
12 жыл бұрын
#1 Gaahl already fell short.
@MrGoodrape
12 жыл бұрын
this is fucking great. 48 people are "true".
@Arak_Drakoniz
12 жыл бұрын
@MISANTHROPY647 Shit, I'd totally rock a pink guitar, as long as it's not a Fender.
@opexxxx
13 жыл бұрын
102: make a 101 ways to be BM video and not let the views know which "cult" songs are in it! (Please let us know what the songs are.. i like them lol)
@mezmero69
12 жыл бұрын
Anyone knows the first song's name ?
@OlenPaska616
12 жыл бұрын
the point is that cradle of filth is not black metal. they started off with death metal demos, went to black metal for one album, started doing gothic metal, and now they are doing some kind of weird industrial metal.
@CielErrante666
12 жыл бұрын
#29 FTW!
@miffification
12 жыл бұрын
tolkien ftw.
@PRHILL9696
12 жыл бұрын
everyone still refers to them as black metal. and they sound like black metal.
@Goutetsu13
12 жыл бұрын
Taake - Over Bjoergvin Graater Himmerik VI
@ralphmarx7554
12 жыл бұрын
19 . a fucking contradiction XP, this is definitely not meant to be serious
@sreckosrele1880
12 жыл бұрын
2:48 - 3:07 best part
@skimbap
12 жыл бұрын
should be called 101 rules if you want to look cool in front of people who you want to think you're black metal
@FlorisLD
12 жыл бұрын
first thing i was gonna say ..
@Morik521
13 жыл бұрын
taaaaaaaaaaake
@Nugtroen
12 жыл бұрын
rule #304 : never be like GG Alin....He's the TRUE PUNK HERO....who can beat his life performance????
@jettablak
12 жыл бұрын
Fuck that....I'm eating some marshmallow peep!
@waylonbloodskull666
11 жыл бұрын
AYE! wheres cookiepuss?!!
@allthatgirlcoronado
14 жыл бұрын
WHATDOES 19 MEAN?
@redleader8
12 жыл бұрын
Pardon me, but I think Gaahl would like to have a word with you..
@ouiklabelette44
12 жыл бұрын
Death metal is THA shit!
@DangerSquiggles
13 жыл бұрын
I'm following almost half of the rules by not being Dani Filth
@LiTtLeSaTaNiShApPy
12 жыл бұрын
But I like fuzzy things q.q
@deaddreath
12 жыл бұрын
@MachineGunnerDrummer yeah i already thought it was taake but i dont know the song.
@dsb345
12 жыл бұрын
@Kuato19 Real truth right there man. I'm tired of people being so biased, opinionated and all this other crap on youtube about EVERY music genre, everyone hating on everyone. It's so pathetic. It's not about what's being potrayed (much), it's about the music itself, its mechanics, it's musical aspects, and through those I can find love for music. Btw being gay doesnt matter at all, only close minded people think otherwise.
@K3NxRaiNsxBl00d
12 жыл бұрын
gaahl would put you in the hospital if you said that to his face. which he has done already
@AeacusCanti
12 жыл бұрын
There's one thing I'm confused about still... am I suppose to be Dani Filth?
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