Sam neglecting his wife and children to play videogames for ONLY 12 hours straight?? Wow, you're getting a lot better, Sam!
@rumplstiltztinkerstein
8 ай бұрын
At least he has a reason for it this time.
@TheLordFragger
8 ай бұрын
Plus snacking on chewing tobacco in his basement.
@moodystew690
8 ай бұрын
But don't forget how he neglected tarkov for 5 months
@ddums89
8 ай бұрын
Can we get a $ amount of how much he made from the stream and this video combined? Then we can do the math of finding out what his income was for this endeavor.
@TheLordFragger
8 ай бұрын
@@EZReezy You put it in your mouth. So basically it is a modern version of chewing tobacco. Less disgusting maybe.
@HR_PaperStacks
8 ай бұрын
It was nice of Sam to take time out of his tunnel-digging schedule in NYC to play Tarkov for us
@t--w5203
8 ай бұрын
Shekelscheme
@whiskeytango9040
8 ай бұрын
He came out of the sewer just to make this video?
@Guaguadeath
8 ай бұрын
Lmao he got caught up in them secret synagogues
@Bezokay
8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@kris5187
8 ай бұрын
fucking LOL
@fabian6087
8 ай бұрын
Alright that was uh.. That was a good Scav run. Uuuhhh... We got a lot of, got a lotta good kills. -General Sam, after extracting raid with 2 out of 4 teammates lost in battle, zero enemy contact
@Bounty2223
8 ай бұрын
Nobody (important) left behind
@peenplays4219
8 ай бұрын
I read that as soon as sam was saying it. Crazy
@EarthChanGames
8 ай бұрын
The first 16 seconds of the video makes me know it’s gonna be a good video
@Nomoneyman9
8 ай бұрын
I made it through the first 16 and was like oh yeah we got a banger
@Ladle66
8 ай бұрын
meh
@thicks4783
8 ай бұрын
Strange, first 16 seconds for me was a kfc ad, same energy though
@grimslayerxx
8 ай бұрын
Correction- The first 36 seconds.
@koopis9054
8 ай бұрын
DEADASS
@easton7978
8 ай бұрын
It’s insane how little Sam and Poob play video games outside the podcast. They’re always so funny
@bbbbbbb51
5 ай бұрын
I've seen Poob he funny maybe 1 or 2 times ever.
@cukman1643
4 күн бұрын
@@bbbbbbb51 bad sense of humor dude, in every tarkov video he is in he is hilarious.
@tkorab1
8 ай бұрын
nothing makes me happier than the annual hour long tarkov video from sammy
@michaeldakota9858
8 ай бұрын
00:18 felt that
@teddiedoggo8965
8 ай бұрын
every 10 months
@dolphin8815
8 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than the anal hour long tarkov video from sammy
@dominicrichardson5546
8 ай бұрын
You won't realise it at the time but one of them will be the last
@PartyGoy
8 ай бұрын
1@@teddiedoggo8965
@monkeysoulz
8 ай бұрын
The way Sam drags loot into his inventory after who knows how many wipes gives me strength
@yagnenttv
8 ай бұрын
Him and Aqua have to be related at this point
@yikesmcgee-gz3lq
8 ай бұрын
It’s a perfectly matched duo. Both are absolute fucking bots 😂
@w-dad4040
8 ай бұрын
He clicks the search button when you can just click in the unsearched black box
@hdjono3351
8 ай бұрын
@@Khornecussionhe’s saying the fact that Sam has played for years and still doesn’t Control Click stuff into his inventory and then organize everything
@therealamon
8 ай бұрын
The ctrl key gets neglected so much
@HTacianas
8 ай бұрын
Sam is the kind of guy to frag his squadmate just to get the parcel of brownies his mom sent him
@nothanks5520
8 ай бұрын
wtf kind of unit of measurement is that?
@jonholla6463
Ай бұрын
@@nothanks5520it's not lol a parcel is a package
@Arkhestra
Ай бұрын
mans gotta eat
@ItsVeX
8 ай бұрын
Most memorable intro to a video I've seen in a while
@mydrillasanjay5397
7 ай бұрын
Miss vexx 🥵
@pgillett420
8 ай бұрын
aqua and sam banter is everything ive needed in my life
@GastroGoblin
8 ай бұрын
I laughed harder than I should at the "I am such a fucking loser" because I can relate about the kids and in laws thing, and the Black Hawk Down bit was fucking kino.
@Blackobluna
8 ай бұрын
"I've been considering... taking my own life." "...Well get on with it, loser"
@nvg3971
8 ай бұрын
Oh boy, it's a good day to not have my heart randomly explode so I can witness this blessed hour
@andrewbrowne7831
8 ай бұрын
Oh boy, I sure do love my appendix. It would be a shame if it were to explode.
@martinszymanski2607
8 ай бұрын
what the fuck is this comment lol thank you
@madysonluvs
8 ай бұрын
i’m concerned but also laughing
@rannnoch
8 ай бұрын
your heart will now self destruct in 3... 2.... 1...
@sugarysweetjoker1664
8 ай бұрын
Awh dude same, except i'm one day late but still!
@kylephaneufmusic
8 ай бұрын
I pissed myself when Sam said “one volley.”
@SappyEuphoria
8 ай бұрын
Seeing aqua and Sam talk again after aqua murdered those hobos is so nice to see truly a god amongst men able to contain that beast and have him stream and entertain
@beatboxingchicken1126
8 ай бұрын
Poob ready to take the L for teamkilling then Sam bringing up lack of communication slowly festers into an arguement 😂
@theShermanator
8 ай бұрын
More Tarkov with Sam again, let's goo Edit: 20:57 Sam just died behind that pillar without the guy being visible, love Tarkov netcode lmao
@JustmeIguess
8 ай бұрын
Wait you play tactical shooters also?
@theShermanator
8 ай бұрын
~2100 hrs in Tarkov alone, been watching Sam for a good bit@@JustmeIguess
@Zargabaath
8 ай бұрын
"Netcode" hehehehe
@sovietuwunionbruh7857
8 ай бұрын
I would have shit my self with rage
@ronnie9379
8 ай бұрын
@@Zargabaath well isn't it the netcode? It's not just "Random desync" when that stuff happens. What it seems some people don't understand, is that there is a consistent delay between what you see, and what is happening server side. it's always around .25 - .5 seconds of delay, more if there's high ping. But it's a result of the netcode working in such a way that it takes extra time for the client side to pick up whats happening on server side
@shanesonksen1515
8 ай бұрын
That man you guys were referencing at 42:45 is Dewayne from Dry Creek Wrangler school. I highly recommend watching some of his videos. He speaks humbly and honestly, providing fantastic pearls of wisdom.
@GumDumble
8 ай бұрын
I see you made it out of the New York tunnels unscathed Sam 🎉
@redisanicecolor
21 күн бұрын
4:30 Sam camping on the stairs then realizing bro drank the poison koolaid is so good.
@VikkieEule
8 ай бұрын
Sam and aqua are back together, nature is healing
@DatsWhatHeSaid
8 ай бұрын
And what Sam didn't show here, but was shown on Aqua's part, is that Aqua found a GPU, _told_ Sam about it, and Sam didn't kill him..! Wild.
@Local_Waifu
8 ай бұрын
unheard of@@DatsWhatHeSaid
@whysosleepyjoe2811
8 ай бұрын
I have been rewatching days as a slave for 2 years now im so glad to add another to the collection 🙌
@itstomm8233
8 ай бұрын
YOU WASN'T GETTING A LIKE, UP UNTIL YOU STRANGLED THE LADY AT THE PARK xD hilarious
@RenoMay
8 ай бұрын
Sam’s got me craving a ZYN rn
@rhynekillian8080
8 ай бұрын
An hour Tarkov video AND Aqua is present. This is peak entertainment right here!
@wealthybone2990
8 ай бұрын
Wait more 12 hours from Sam? Oh this is wonderful and what a way to start 2024 with Sam, it was one of my favorite series's from Sam and I'm hapoy he went back to it.
@BuckScrotumn
8 ай бұрын
Sam really is the biggest pos teammate you could ever have the misfortune of accompanying. He repeatedly team kills in what is possibly one of the most hardcore and punishing games of all time. The fact that they all repeatedly sacrifice their entire kits for a bad joke and DON'T have a complete meltdown is incredible. Sam is entertaining as hell but never in a million years would I team up with him on Tarkov. I worked way too hard for my few roubles. 🤣🤣🤣
@Happy_dad-77
21 күн бұрын
So you would have a complete melt down
@Ponzone-x2j
8 ай бұрын
Sam casually drinks Modelo is a huge twist for me and im here for it
@MrSkuddawg
8 ай бұрын
Just when we needed him most, our Rat King Returns. Thank You good Sir.
@Judge_OnYouTube
8 ай бұрын
9:04 - I was in the stream at this point, and let me tell you, myself and roughly 500 other people were spamming the chat with "HEAVY BLEED" and "USE THE ESMARCH". He let that puppy sit there and bleed him dry for more than a minute. Good times.
@madman407708
8 ай бұрын
Wife, children, In-Laws? Fuck em, it's just you and the box now
@treyfruge5797
5 ай бұрын
"it's just me and the box now"
@michaelmarsh1723
4 ай бұрын
That charcuterie board though, dood. That's real love right there to put that kinda work into feeding your spouse when they're goofin' in the basement for literally half a day and leaving you to handle the ankle-biters
@thomash.calloway4708
8 ай бұрын
it's crazy I went from being a kid watching your skyrim videos to playing tarkov, hoping to collect your tag. glad to see that you still make videos haven't watched ya for 8 ish years
@dominicsaraga1517
8 ай бұрын
As someone who drinks Yerba Mate regularly - A good example of a comparison between yerba & tea. Tea Is like milk chocolate and yerba is like eating 95% coco chocolate. Only benefit I've seen is that the caffeine high lasts way longer / is way stronger with no come down effects.
@bellidrael7457
8 ай бұрын
I love how the 'makes gunshot sound when you throw grenades' bug hasn't been fixed in like 2 years.
@ghasthunter6849
8 ай бұрын
That's a bug!? thought it was a feature lol
@VitalityWolf
8 ай бұрын
THE RETURN OF THE KING! The editing in this one was fantastic.
@Barbedyllo
8 ай бұрын
It just came out how are you already talking in the past tense
@BrandonTheFern
8 ай бұрын
Bro is fishing for likes. It came out 5 minutes ago.
@Kevin-tw4uw
8 ай бұрын
I love all of Sam's relationships are like the big guy in prison people hate but have to be his friend for protection
@ootw9600
8 ай бұрын
The dog i babysit binge watches your content
@thijssie1987
8 ай бұрын
its a long ass time since I laughed audibly at a video, the intro did it for me. Thanks for the experience.
@mudchumper9913
4 ай бұрын
I don’t like Aqua’s gaslighting in this video. I think Sam’s constant actions in those social deduction games has genuinely affected the way Aqua views our sweet little rat.
@Kuchie_Kid
8 ай бұрын
I used to put Sam's playlists on my TV, my girlfriend at the time actually threw a fit, got mad, and started yelling at me to turn it off. Funniest thing I ever saw.
@tjwally78
Ай бұрын
Find it funny that this is back in my recommended right before twitch drops start again.
@perryborn2777
8 ай бұрын
The whole "Ya dun gud buddy!" chapter was awesome, I could hardly stop laughing
@kyyappeeh
8 ай бұрын
Seeing Sam and Aqua talking again after Aqua systematically filled up Sam's mailbox and chimney with straw figures for months on end makes me grin from ear to ear.
@far2noble386
8 ай бұрын
your inlaws where prob like "YES 12 HOURS WITH THE GRANDKIDS!"
@NielsMulvad
8 ай бұрын
Sams balding more and more each video is so good to see, his 9head slowly morphing into a 10head is what we are all here for.
@rinkashikachi
8 ай бұрын
Ah that Sam+Aqua chemistry
@ZionDR1
8 ай бұрын
0:10 "I am such a loser" Well, you're getting paid for it
@gustavovieira5032
8 ай бұрын
26:17 it's called chimarrão in Brazil, very popular in the South part of Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay
@mrlovehat1836
8 ай бұрын
I can’t stop laughing at Aquas covering fire being a single shot. Tears
@AlmostAzun
8 ай бұрын
you know its gonna be a good video when Sam brings up the VW bug piss story
@simonsaunders3498
8 ай бұрын
Welyn and General Sam upload back to back? Let's go!
@guapmasterfetty
8 ай бұрын
50:51 perfect use of 007 golden eyes soundtrack
@Gorbachoph
8 ай бұрын
I was just rewatching the older episodes. Stunning timing.
@clonesharpshooter101
Ай бұрын
24:19 The heat is certainly on when ripping ass is the initiation of enemy contact.
@ohma3305
8 ай бұрын
40:47 of course Sam watches Adam Friedland lol every day this dude becomes cooler to me
@gamb
8 ай бұрын
5:08 sam not realizing grenade launcher projectiles don’t detonate close range
@tritondoes1271
8 ай бұрын
The sam patch is looking keep it nasty Sam!
@Malkovith2
8 ай бұрын
That General Sam Bumper section was gold... and accurate
@cr0wboi
8 ай бұрын
Damn I never knew jippy was the one who orchestrated the Nineball theme from fromsoftware’s 1997 game armored core
@Leeamik
8 ай бұрын
"If a guy come at me with a granade launcher, i'm gonna lose 9/10 times." literally burst out laughing
@antonslayeranton6665
8 ай бұрын
Good video boy, the Uncle Rico meme and paternal negligence was top notch
@UnfitToLive
8 ай бұрын
Aqua: "I used to think you were much more normal." That is the craziest thing that Aqua has ever said.
@hackdotslash
8 ай бұрын
This is my fav part of wipe is the new Sam wipe videos.
@killerrayvenx
7 ай бұрын
The random Diablo 2 clip gave me some serious whiplash.
@johnyj2082
8 ай бұрын
1:35 - I thought about exactly the same scene from that movie when he said that.
@nathanvillalpando6958
8 ай бұрын
the belt shortfilm reminded me of the old dark souls video where bryan goes "is it the hat?", easily a favorite video of mine
@DevilsMenace
8 ай бұрын
That intro was pure gold brother 🤣🤣🤣
@proxz7878
8 ай бұрын
Another hard watch. Thanks Sam!
@Kazanko28
8 ай бұрын
That guy around 21:11 really just stood there and took 2 12 gauge shots to the chest and just stared you down. LOL
@Colbxx
8 ай бұрын
been here since skryim sam thanks! cant believe youre here from chairdolf sitler
@Gunner8_
8 ай бұрын
Sam's laugh gets me every time
@rodrigocelaya3793
8 ай бұрын
editor tasteful af putting in nineball theme
@anthonyrupprecht8659
8 ай бұрын
I like the bumper trying to fool me into believing Sam is a well rounded person.
@BrendyZA
8 ай бұрын
That intro is literally the best thing I've seen on KZitem
@monkcho7934
8 ай бұрын
Bro is playing 4D chess in every part of life 😂
@derekhunter-reed3888
8 ай бұрын
I caught that casual inclusion of a classic 007 goldeneye track. Simply put- Nice.
@TheDubstepmaster13
8 ай бұрын
Super respect for using the nine ball sound track a quarter way through
@TheSourBreadMan
8 ай бұрын
"Im just a simple guy, with simple pleasures" made me lose it hahah
@st4vr331
8 ай бұрын
Seneral Gam never fails to fail as a parent
@zeeblock22
8 ай бұрын
51:18 You thinking what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes?
@dashthekiddd
8 ай бұрын
My friends and I quote 'now watch this drive' all the fuckin time. LOLOL
@adamm2091
8 ай бұрын
1:08 Stimpee has entered the raid.
@kodama4519
7 ай бұрын
I love the bumpers in this
@Titos1234
8 ай бұрын
Sam I gotta Thank you because you are the reason i got sober from heroin
@robjob6537
8 ай бұрын
can confirm yerba mate is amazing! 26:15
@EZReezy
8 ай бұрын
Sam killing Killa shows hes evolved from a rat to a real chad
@Pudsterrr
8 ай бұрын
Sam and Aqua talk like my parents do when they are trying to like each other
@totalchaos7251
8 ай бұрын
I live for these videos from Sam, always a good laugh.
@unyielding.entertainment
8 ай бұрын
3:54 You shouldn't take Ibuprofen on an empty stomach Me: *Oh nah I'm all good dude, this is just a handful of Percocets, that'll fill my stomach*
@DeusDracones
7 ай бұрын
This man and his charcuterie boards lmao
@AswanEP
8 ай бұрын
Dude is perfect comedy. Mgreat video sam missed ur tarkov commedy bro! Goodshit keep it up and MORE.
@austingivens244
8 ай бұрын
7:40 Dude, I thought that Poob answering the phone by saying "Talk to me" was just a joke lmao
@masona3274
8 ай бұрын
"Idk shit about golf but he hit that fuckin ball" 😂 -sam
@b_eej
8 ай бұрын
Nothing impresses me more than Sam's dome play
@theeldestrelic
8 ай бұрын
God the bumpers in this were incredible.
@Theviewer100
8 ай бұрын
Seeing same use snus, isnot what i expected to see in my lifetime
@shawnfoogle920
8 ай бұрын
Always great when sam uploads, was not expecting half a movie but im not complaining ( i am )
@HappyHounds
8 ай бұрын
Funny ass video. You are also 100% correct about the majority of your time is just sitting at loading screens
@TheFps12
8 ай бұрын
Ok now help me with my shit! "...aight guys I'm going to bed." has me crying
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