It's ok to laugh mate we won't tell any of your edgy KZitemrs you liked it
@avekrso285
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Forty2de
5 жыл бұрын
Jebaited LUL
@Matthew_mcmahon20
5 жыл бұрын
HaHaa...@@Forty2de
@alexanderbaca1426
5 жыл бұрын
He's just desperate because youtubing WoW is probably his only source of income
@goodgirl9674
5 жыл бұрын
You could say that making use of the Gonk totems makes you... Sloa
@shavala4348
5 жыл бұрын
Get out of youtube
@xyr3s
5 жыл бұрын
fkn light bulb mate
@sonia417
5 жыл бұрын
Grubbery made my day 🤣
@aidanconaway7658
5 жыл бұрын
That has got to be the best pun ive ever heard,and thats saying something
@adrianborysionek1916
5 жыл бұрын
Absolute genious. I salute you.
@Ibra326
5 жыл бұрын
You are seriously complaining about dead bodies after 3 months? Dude, Westfall is still burning from defias brotherhood.
@Edgeof666
5 жыл бұрын
LOL! Truth!
@happyclam1266
5 жыл бұрын
Azeroth: the Land that Time Forgot...Forgets...
@CaptBighead
5 жыл бұрын
@@happyclam1266 "Nah, just Westfall. Eff those guys." -Both Kings Wrynn, probably (Seriously, that's why the Defias are even a thing)
@Loremastrful
5 жыл бұрын
And lets not forget the Wrathgate. People are still running around on fire for a decade.
@merriewicuna5370
5 жыл бұрын
Heck, Strat is still burning from when Arthas went through. You'd think all the wood and burnable stuff would be, well, burnt up by now, but apparently, Strat sits atop an ancient oil field that fuels that fire, or something. :P
@refinedmadness3066
5 жыл бұрын
You do know- *ahem*- that this is the TROLL capital of WoW and you have to take a moment to appreciate their unique culture and heritage of trolling.
@Falk0209
5 жыл бұрын
Haha, mind blown :D
@jasonm.6442
5 жыл бұрын
:O OH MY GOD, YOU"RE RIGHT!
@easygrin1127
5 жыл бұрын
While the Darkspear live in the troll projects back allys off ogrimmar even Orcs from yet another AU that tried to kill everyone got a better spot
@badace331
5 жыл бұрын
Is there a way to give you a reward, you deserve it m8
@davevaughn1391
5 жыл бұрын
No central flight point in Vol'dun you say? *laughs hysterically with the Goldtusk Gang*
@TheShububu
5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVED their chain, the inn and the fp is just a bonus
@PhantasmaAdoria
5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong
5 жыл бұрын
I thought maybe i was just some kind of WoW god, and had found the only mid map flight point of anyone on planet earth! Except turns out everyone already knew about it and this was just a fail.......
@ArivanAshstar
4 жыл бұрын
Tally doesn’t want the extra vuldunai rep
@candicem5220
5 жыл бұрын
Just heard an NPC around Zanchul say : “Your Loa’s name is Gonk. You should feel bad about dat.” Even they agree with you, it’s a shitty name.
@WillowHeartz
5 жыл бұрын
who knew a venting Talisesin is the funniest thing ever *writes down* never bring up Gonk to him....bad bad loa
@derrickbonsell
5 жыл бұрын
Should have called him Gronk tbh. Missed opportunity.
@septemvii
5 жыл бұрын
I know of zero Horde players who use Gonk. All of them that picked him initially quickly respecced. Pa'ku is so much better.
@itsanixela
5 жыл бұрын
@@septemvii My boyfriend did. I think he still prefers Gonk, to my consternation.
@graphsicimagevinyls5882
5 жыл бұрын
that bit about the PvP vendor had me in tears
@ZakhadWOW
5 жыл бұрын
@@graphsicimagevinyls5882 his whole spiel leading up to that, and the back and forth on the dino, is why after taking a few hordies from Dalaran to DZA, I actually chose to go focus on my Dwarven Shadow, Boralus really is easier to deal with, but we dont have a Pinkamid... just a shitload of really tall, almost pyramidal-looking mtn peaks surrounding Tiragarde Sound.
@iansabrewolfe
5 жыл бұрын
Players: "I hate Orgrimmar, it's such a pain to get around in." Blizzard: "Hold mah beer, Horde friend..."
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, drank all the beers, now in hospital with alcohol poisoning!
@velarana8303
5 жыл бұрын
how can you say org is bad? stormwind is a maze
@FallingOranges
5 жыл бұрын
I've personally found Undercity is probably the best designed city with everything circling the bank.
@ChrisMcFadyen
5 жыл бұрын
Bit of trivia: Gonk is named after an old guildmate of Ion's named Gonktarget, who was a Hunter who absolutely despised Druids. Gonk, the loa, is the loa of... shapeshifting! That is some epic trolling.
@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ
5 жыл бұрын
The epic city of trolls is epic in trolling in all aspects it seems.
@MrLightlike78
4 жыл бұрын
If that's true- that's frickin awesome haha
@JohnJonnyBerry
5 жыл бұрын
you literally miss a flight point in the middle of voldum edit: oh, the flight point is horde exclusive? Well, haha!
@Lowthar1425
5 жыл бұрын
That trolling dismount right towards the end of the tunnel made me LOL.
@agatha.passani
5 жыл бұрын
Gonk is useless, Pa'ku is so much better to use in Dazar'alor!
@jorgenand8
5 жыл бұрын
100% true.
@MrIanWG
5 жыл бұрын
Paku Pride
@janeokeson-harlow4125
5 жыл бұрын
um, ok. I've only had a max lvl horde this expansion for about a week & can't even remember IF I picked a Loa & if I DID, which one lol. Getting ready to kick myself up & down all those dang stairs.
@najdahoedus5077
5 жыл бұрын
gonk is god tier with a sham wolf form though, speed boost works on it
@facetentacles6528
5 жыл бұрын
Picked Gonk on my first 120. Literally every one since has Pa'ku.
@aerolus
5 жыл бұрын
the Spirits be With You inn is the best hearth for horde
@emilywatsonld
5 жыл бұрын
This should be upvoted more.
@ryanruttan7480
5 жыл бұрын
yep, upvoted as well
@massey81
5 жыл бұрын
First time through i thought the guy crazy. Now my hearth is set there and we're mates.
@ohinianahiuhki9088
5 жыл бұрын
In fucking deed.
@sanghelian
5 жыл бұрын
...so you take a boat to orgrimmar or...
@GMKalandar
5 жыл бұрын
there is a flight path in the middle of the desert unlockable by quest o.o its from a crazy guy who speaks with skulls o.o
@KountKristyl
5 жыл бұрын
Isn't it Horde only?
@VladiMatt
5 жыл бұрын
Horde only, and it has to be completed on every alt (can't use the flightpoint map from the Honorbound quartermaster to unlock it). Voldun can fuck right off.
@schism2k9
5 жыл бұрын
o.o
@massey81
5 жыл бұрын
Goldtusk inn, nomnomnom the vesatility food
@monsteratemehcookie
5 жыл бұрын
If you think you can just go in the cave to unlock the FP quest, LOL, nothing is that simple. You have to do the zone starting quest that leads to it. There is NO way you can skip quest to get that unlocking quest.
@nogum9763
5 жыл бұрын
Horde player:Having a City that looks Cool kid Gamora: What did it cost Horde player: Everything
@neardaaaRk
5 жыл бұрын
it does not even look good. fuck this troll aztec shit, so boring. saw it in durotar, stv, pandaria and many other places already. can't believe we still can't get rid of this. and this video is so true, for BFA I went ally after being a horde player from TBC because it's a joke.
@shiray9143
5 жыл бұрын
@@neardaaaRk You do not have to talk bad about that here. Besides, that's something new.
@michaelcassidy5022
5 жыл бұрын
But we need to be reminded about how large the world is supposed to feel. Climbing that pyramid 10 times per day is vital to the immersion.
@Burn0Robby
5 жыл бұрын
As a Horde main i've never consistently chuckled throughout a video more! So much to relate to.
@weeabooshunter4759
5 жыл бұрын
horde criminal faction
@LarryMerice
9 ай бұрын
And the Alliance are a bunch of Hypocrites.@@weeabooshunter4759
@Galbrei
5 жыл бұрын
I love how Horde players can do some quests and table missions to unlock a table at the Great Seal. Granted, you can't recruit new troops from that table, you still have to fly to the boat for that which makes that table 100% useless and, double granted that table bugs all the time and becomes uninteractable, making it 200% useless, but it's good to know that Blizzard understands putting the mission table in the boat was a stupid idea and is completely unwilling to do anything meaningful to fix it...
@srq_Tom
5 жыл бұрын
You can fix the uninteractability of the table by the Great Seal by reloading your UI. I've done it several times.
@jaydub8576
5 жыл бұрын
Created my first horde demon hunter last week. After breezing thru legion, I get to Zandalar and i'm like... wait, the campaign table is at the docks and the profession trainers are on the complete opposite side of the city? And good luck finding a guard to actually tell you where stuff is. But if you want some fresh fruit or alcoholic drinks, there's like 50,000 of those vendors.
@Jerseybytes2
5 жыл бұрын
the booze helps your toon to forget you have to travel a long way if you want to find anything
@elorateq3672
5 жыл бұрын
Not got that far on my Horde char yet (only just forgiven them enough for burning my druid's tree) but does the ring teleport you to the ship area in the same way the 7th Legion one does for Alliance?
@ZakhadWOW
5 жыл бұрын
I thin this is "new Devs" finally paying off the terrible horde-bias debt built up on Metzen/Morhaime watch last 20 years ROFLMAO. They were gonna get you eventually ;)
@ImreHollander
5 жыл бұрын
@@elorateq3672 The ring does indeed teleport you close to the ship on Horde side.
@reinier4429
5 жыл бұрын
It was legitimately the reason I started the xpac on my DH back when I still played. I knew they were going to screw me over with intentionally bad map layout so needed a character that can at least glide from A to B to somewhat mitigate Blizzards increasingly anti-QoL design decisions.
@littleartemis
5 жыл бұрын
Me: But I love Zandalar! Me, after watching this: ok valid
@settrasurfs1780
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine needing to use the pterosaur to fly back up to Dazar'alor This comment was made by the mage gang
@oslier3633
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to fly anywhere
@MrKaoslace
5 жыл бұрын
If you're taking the flight path down the temple, you're doing it wrong. Goblin gliders all day every day! Also, if your Loa is the best Loa (Jani), then you can use any of his trash piles for scrapping.
@ganondorf66
5 жыл бұрын
Jani is the best loa, but by far the worst choice. Why would you need to scrap everywhere?
@SunniestAutumn
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you think I'm allowing some shit greedy goblin auctioneer tax me 50g every time I want to get down from the gold-laced nipple, you've got another thing coming.
@robcollins7922
5 жыл бұрын
Also use your flight path whistle to quickly get back up from the professions area
@massey81
5 жыл бұрын
Going down is the easy part.getting back up is whats annoying.
@Soress9
5 жыл бұрын
This is where I love being a mage, instant access to the top, and i have the ring that ports me to the docks. Also getting to the raid zone is just a slow fall run off the top of the pyramid on your mount to the entrance.
@joshuakruger4851
5 жыл бұрын
The Jaina trash had to take so long so that the Alliance have enough time to kill 4 bosses.
@physetermacrocephalus2209
5 жыл бұрын
The true value of the blessingof our great Loa' GONK is being able to jump of Zuldazar's terraces and take less fall damage. That's the secret.
@-Rook-
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Especially as druid where you find the steepest highest drop you can then travel form , jump, wild charge, cat form and start praying.
@Jenny24601
5 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you brought this up. Every time I log into my Horde and go to the capitol, my brain dies a little.
@molka6720
5 жыл бұрын
I think that in the flashback of Battle for Dazar’alor alliance players should go through the “Jaina” trash so they understand why the horde really wanted to kill her at the end of the raid
@blech71
5 жыл бұрын
We need to step back and take a moment and ponder pensively the magnitude of Tali’s writing skills. Amazeballs!
@Tchernobog11
5 жыл бұрын
You must be licking Krag'wa a bit too hard, because I don't know anyone who took Gonk (or at least stuck with Gonk) as a loa. The Mini Pa'kus are tiny flightpoints that make everything a million times better on Dazar'alor.
@OsomoMojoFreak
5 жыл бұрын
As a mage I actually prefer using the newest addition, the garbage scrapper thing. This makes you have scrappers all over zandalar. The one I use the most consistently, is just besides where you queue for island expeditiions. It's a lot to do about me having the HS down by the docks and having the accessibility to the tp up to the portal room which makes it fine though.
@philquinton6071
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I made the mistake of taking Gonk in Beta, I've been a Pa'ku follower ever since.
@FaolanHart
5 жыл бұрын
Jani is my personal choice. Scrappers everywhere!
@corgiw7281
5 жыл бұрын
Bah. I've had to load TWO addons to try to make Pa'ku's icons make any sense, and they're still mostly useless.
@josephteller9715
5 жыл бұрын
Or just always carry gliders for the down trips...or featherfall or levitate...
@Kakio
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is the first time in months where I've felt the urge to play WoW again, all due to Tali's trashing of the inconvenience of the Horde capital and, ofc, Gonk!
@jamesf6523
5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he talked about the Loa Your Standards quest, "Im so disgusted in partaking in vandalizing a temple and murdering the priests in it..... BUT.... I really need those 45 War Resources" LOL
@thoraggar
5 жыл бұрын
I am crushed to have realized Tali is not a fellow member of the Goldtusk gang.
@SecularFelinist
5 жыл бұрын
They could fix the pyramid -> dock trip by installing a waterslide.
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
Water slide down, ladder up. We can roll dice and see how far we go. Or is that copyrighted? 😂
@josephteller9715
5 жыл бұрын
@Racklinc Zeeokt could be worse, could be Goblin Elevator Bosses of Doom... One wonders why in the assisting of the defenses the Goblins haven't tricked out the staircases with traps....
@jgriffith75
5 жыл бұрын
Best episode yet, I dont even play horde and you had me lmao. Always look forward to these episodes and happily a Patreon supporter =)
@thedreameater
5 жыл бұрын
Switched to Alliance after Blizz turned the Horde into the Taliban (players on a first name basis with Osama and even protect her!). Gotta say, I love our island. The jungle is not bad, there are some gorgeous places, but Alliance definitely got the more attractive and fun of the two areas. It's like Stormwind vs that shitty Orc mud pit, no comparison.
@ohinianahiuhki9088
5 жыл бұрын
Dude, the Dazar'alor layout jokes had me rolling on my fucking chair.
@ShocktorGaming
5 жыл бұрын
As a horde player, this video is 100% accurate.
@jethrodark2372
5 жыл бұрын
@@ShocktorGaming ikr
@jethrodark2372
5 жыл бұрын
@@thedreameater im gonna laugh when they reverse the roles and turn the alliance into the baddies then level both sides out again next xpack. Honestly tho how can people take this thing with Sylvanas so seriously, Horde and Alliance have been at eachothers throats since warcraft so i dont really check for that anymore. Only reason i play Horde over Alliance is because ive allways liked the Horde races better. I mean screw the faction war its been done to death. Also i like Sylvanas showing her true colors for once idk why people are suprised she is allways been like this the only difference now is that she is warchief she has the position to command and do as she wants now.
@evamuhlhause
5 жыл бұрын
You broke me with leg day. Please make one for Kul Tiras, pretty please.
@nagybotond713
5 жыл бұрын
There actually is a flight point in the middle of Vol'dun, in an oasis, called the goldtusk inn. The thing is, you have to do the quest chain for it to unlock. :)
@Efore
5 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone pick Gonk? Pa'ku is actually very useful if you know the 3 key totem points.
@happyclam1266
5 жыл бұрын
Dazz'alor is NYC of Azeroth and has a similar transportation system with the loas and FP . Only people who live there figure it out.
@RadienLee
5 жыл бұрын
There's an Addon that shows you where the Pa'Ku totems are at and were they'll take you..
@Adonna2424
5 жыл бұрын
minus the one totem that is REALLY needed which is one from the inn keeper to the bottom lvl - why that totem near the inn keeper gets you to the king is beyond me
@Ussnowbunny
5 жыл бұрын
HOLY HELL!!!! This is the funniest frikken video I have ever seen you guys make. LOLed through the whole thing. Bloody brilliant writing. I thoroughly enjoyed the hell out of this. Thank you, Sir.
@Metsa25
5 жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@stitchingrealms
5 жыл бұрын
Thirded!
@thomasaugustto
5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the Legion equivalent about Suramar? I love that one just as much haha
@Ussnowbunny
5 жыл бұрын
No, I havent seen that one. Going to have to go find that one.
@carbonicdk2
5 жыл бұрын
There IS a flightpath in the middle of Vol'dun, it's called Goldtusk Inn - and you try to educate people about lore ... ;)
@Blubking1
5 жыл бұрын
carbonicdk2 Horde only and only if you have done the entire questline for it
@carbonicdk2
5 жыл бұрын
@@Blubking1 It's horde territory and why not have all the quests done by now. Especially when you are a certain someone who is making KZitem videos about it :D
@Five050
5 жыл бұрын
Didn't even know about it. Will get it now, thanks!
@ArtiZombi
5 жыл бұрын
@@carbonicdk2 It's Horde only, and he is showing the Alliance point of view in this part.
@elorateq3672
5 жыл бұрын
The wooden boards are handy for getting to some places, especially when herbing for Akunda's bite on the East & heading to the Azerite quest (though the other one to go West is a little tricky to jump to). You can still use them after you've got the achievement. Not found a use yet for the one on top of the Temple of Sethralis, but it is fun!
@Esinar
5 жыл бұрын
The thing I hate most is the upgrade to the Great Seal. It could have been a teleport to the dock... but they decided to simply stick another mission board there instead - a mission board that bugs out half the time and with nowhere to recruit new troops. Excellent idea!
@justinsander7654
5 жыл бұрын
The Elite army of blood tolls strategically placed to inhibit transit between Nazmir and Zuldazar who also serve as the wolds most dangerous toll booth on the southern most road in Nazmir.
@dusek1990
5 жыл бұрын
I was on my Shamen the other day and I hate Zandalar too.
@froZn991
5 жыл бұрын
Sha-person.... Do you live in the 1950s ?
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
froZn991 he’s still trying to move every mountain!
@mugglescakesniffer3943
5 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you mentioned how spread out Zandalar is and it's a pain in the ass I am glad I am a Engineer I can tinker my back piece to have an reusable glider.
@chadjones1377
5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Paku up + glider cape down all day!
@rylaise
5 жыл бұрын
Personally hate using the hearthstone back to Dazar'alor and being told about the dinosaur that's gone crazy and not to get stomped on. this is on the other side of the city but it will tell you every single time you arrive back in the city regardless. Flying to the docks is also annoying but being told upon landing that i should spend my time chasing Children back to an orphanage or disciplining them because they want to be giant dinosaurs feels like a job suited for their parents not me. another thing.. Going from someone who stood upon the seat of the pantheon locked in combat with the titan world soul of a planet thrust into our orbit by an artifact being held by an elf who's waited 10,000 years.. to slogging through Nazmir aka Zandalars toilet because i've been dragged into a war nobody asked for. And unless that tortollen world quest says "Shell game" i'm not even going near it.
@jakewright1932
5 жыл бұрын
"back to an orphanage" a job for "their parents" ... ouch
@Repeaterbeater
5 жыл бұрын
Shell game is the best quest. Shooting shitty birds that are pissing me off irl or walking turtle is just aaahg..
@tysonmeeks7922
5 жыл бұрын
It's been a long time since I laughed this hard at a video - especially the bits about going up and down the pyramid and Gonk. I don't agree with all the points but the presentation was brilliant. Well done.
@nostank60
5 жыл бұрын
Give me back my artifact weapons (sad face) ...I miss Guldan
@dvolsung1527
5 жыл бұрын
Well, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention The giant horde army by the dock never lifting so much as a finger to kill enemy players as being a huge annoyance. I mean, I can't get within a stone throw of any alliance camp or city without being chased down and murdered, but the alliance can literally dance in front of Nathan without consequences lol.
@Falk0209
5 жыл бұрын
not true, I saw a Tauren sitting on the Alliance boat today. Right in front of Jaina, Shaw and the Paladin dude whos name I forgot XD
@tuathaanajb
5 жыл бұрын
Dude this video is my new loa. This video is everything. Well done mate
@xaosbob
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, Taliesin, I love when you rant. It makes me so happy.
@spoonshue
5 жыл бұрын
I'm 7 min in and wanted to say 2 things 1: Paku is an amazing loa (if you get the addons showing his totems on the map, you get the addon to show what goes where, you zoom the map in close, then you delete the addons because all the damn lines crisscross and confuse the living shit out of you.) 2: when you said about the forsaken standing by the dead bodies i thought "yeah! they can eat those!" then you said they all serve the dark lady and i thought "hmmm she never eats any one....but still it is an ability for her people" then you said they can raise the dead to serve and i thought "yeah.....but what about eating them?"
@fenikslied
5 жыл бұрын
I thought this so many times. My friends who played forsaken loved eating players in PVP after killing them.
@incutainment5284
5 жыл бұрын
Remembering wc3 ghuls could eat corpses but after all Sylvanas is a Banshee, so thats probably why she never its someone :p
@spoonshue
5 жыл бұрын
@@incutainment5284 good point!
@larrylindgren9484
5 жыл бұрын
If you need a addon to help you find something that suppose to make things easier. I'd say that's poor game design.
@thebookdragon8085
3 жыл бұрын
Just watched this again for my 2nd time. So dang funny! Love these types of vids on the channel. I also love the cinematic analysis.
@makaramuss
5 жыл бұрын
@fenikslied
5 жыл бұрын
It's over-exaggerated. There's a better hearthstone closer to the docks in Spirits be with you. The only reason to go to north Zandalar are emissary turn ins and profession training. And ports if you've already expended your dalaran hearthstone. Which by the way, can get you to the north part pretty fast.
@325Naboo
5 жыл бұрын
"You are not a clever girl, you are the least clever girl" that made my day!
@sk1ppy2000
5 жыл бұрын
he wasnt talking about you
@Pduczkowski
5 жыл бұрын
That trash before Jadefire is the worst ever
@christopherriley7752
5 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely the best video you guys have done, and you have clearly been reading my mind.
@NotAnIlluminatiSpy
5 жыл бұрын
After uncovering a plot to subvert their whole culture, saving the life of their king, fighting back the blood trolls who were kidnapping people and corrupting Loa, the Zandalari trolls, eager to show me their appreciation they said...Sure, I guess we could be friends. Nice to know my hard work is appreciated, ty.
@polrbaerchef5421
5 жыл бұрын
Uh, my Gonk buff procs when I'm mounted?? Maybe you angered him in some way :p
@rowanrobinson
5 жыл бұрын
You can see his does at one point
@TaliesinEvitel
5 жыл бұрын
It visually procs but you don't get any faster. I did ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC studies (where I ran from one end to the other other without the proc and WITH the proc and they took the exact same time) My findings will soon be published in a peer reviewed journal
@kilercook
5 жыл бұрын
you take 50% less fall damage with gonk, mount jump run to next totem rinse repeat @@TaliesinEvitel
@moonowlgames
5 жыл бұрын
@@TaliesinEvitel You can only check your movement speed, you know? (And yeah. it dont proc)
@polrbaerchef5421
5 жыл бұрын
@@TaliesinEvitel It's ok Tali, we still love you. And your "Science" 😘
@GradyBroyles
5 жыл бұрын
um... so Paku will bring you from the mid-layer to the docks MUCH faster. Geez... you SHOULD have chosen paku. Just sayin
@MegaChickenfish
5 жыл бұрын
I haven't found that pa'ku totem, where is it?
@GradyBroyles
5 жыл бұрын
@@MegaChickenfish the one by the docks is on the same level as the flight master but on the other side.. From the top of the stairs, facing up, turn left. There's a planter box in the middle of the patio, it's just on the other it. It will fly you really fast up to the mid-level. The spot where you land has 2 totems. One that goes back down and one that goes up to the main pyramid
@sharingrox
5 жыл бұрын
This very well could be the funniest T & E video I have seen. I am primarily maining Horde this expac so I can relate!
@Falk0209
5 жыл бұрын
No need to main horde, I leveled a single horde alt from 110-120 and decided to never play horde again because of this bullshit XD
@8bittyRae
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to take flight paths around Dazar’alor. Message brought to you by us mages.
@1337penguinman
5 жыл бұрын
You know, if only my Warlock circle stayed put when I hit a flight point...
@michelero4297
5 жыл бұрын
One of your better videos! I actually was LOL when you were talking about flying back and forth on the pink-amid.
@geewiz70
5 жыл бұрын
You know what would be faster had you chosen Pa'ku? Yeah, flying between the port and the Great Seal.
@ganondorf66
5 жыл бұрын
Paku does exactly what he wants kragwa to do.
@mrs.alienrope5778
5 жыл бұрын
also if you choose Jani as a loa you can have more scraps around, especially one right next to the island expeditions.
@VladiMatt
5 жыл бұрын
But not flying between the Great Seal and the port, lol.
@geewiz70
5 жыл бұрын
Well, not non-stop but still faster than the flight master.
@mrs.alienrope5778
5 жыл бұрын
@@VladiMatt just use the flight path by the cooks up to the seal, its basically the same. i dont have need to go near the professions anymore since i have everything. just the scrapper, so i chose scrapper Jani as my loa so every trash pile is a scrapper when i come across it while travelins in Zuldazar. i have no need to travel to the seal unless its for banking or using it for regular portals to silithis
@PiroMunkie
5 жыл бұрын
When I leveled an Alliance through BFA to get the reps for the allied races I was so offended at how conveniently placed everything is in Boralus. After going through half an expansion flying back and forth half of the Zandalar map only to find that the Alliance barely need to use their mounts to get to all the necessary places... No one will ever convince me that Blizzard doesn't have an Alliance bias. Though the Alliance flight points in Nazmir are atrocious.
@FluffieXStarshine
5 жыл бұрын
It's funny because they don't favor the Alliance, they favor the Horde hands down. Sure they have to run around the capitol more... but they have better story lines, better questing zones, better looking faction rewards, better character growth and development. While there are some cool things on the Allinace (Drustvar, the Bro-mance between Anduin and Wrathion... yes we still ship that), Prophet Vellen) most of the Alliance stuff is pretty shitty when compared to it's Horde equivalent.
@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ
5 жыл бұрын
The flight points in Nazmir are bad for the Horde too. Nazmir is hostile territory to both Horde and Alliance. There are like 4 flight points for the Horde at the borders of the zone, and lots of swamp and elites chasing you.
@carlthegamer9215
5 жыл бұрын
Bro Blizz favored horde in all other expansions before that. Pretty sure they did that to attract more allies has the current ratio is 5hordes/1ally. Horde racials are just better.
@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong
5 жыл бұрын
You have spent half of an ENTIRE EXPANSION flying between the docks and the pyramid? I almost don't want to tell you cause this is pretty funny, but you do realize if you put your "home inn" location in Stormsong valley, it takes literately 6-7 seconds to walk up to the FP and say "Take me back to Zandalar" and your at the docks! But I'm sure you wanna say "Well alright smart guy but how do I get to the pyramid then!" well my narrow minded friend, the Guild Vendor in Orgrimmar sells this cloak, that lets you click it and then teleports you to the new portal room! Which it is then an even shorter literal 4--5 second walk over to the "Zuldazar" portal, or wherever else you might need to go via translocation! (or even if this was beyond you, if you played legion click the legion hearthstone, walk about 10-15 seconds..... yeah I know this one is taking things to the extreme. And click on the Org portal form there. Tadda!) The point is that, not only do I never have *ANY* reason to take a flightpath back and forth in Zuldazar. I can get to either main hub location, Anywhere in Kul-tiras, any dungeon, all available portals, AH,banks,vendors etc etc within a few seconds......Meaning you have been flying back and forth clearly pissed off for absolutely no reason at all...... Your welcome?
@j4dub11
5 жыл бұрын
Btw there is a flight path in the middle of the desert, there is just a shitty but fun quest line to unlock.
@hectorandem2944
5 жыл бұрын
> "shitty" > "fun" Pick one.
@random33E
5 жыл бұрын
I think that one is horde only though.
@Bcr3106
5 жыл бұрын
The amount of irony and wit in this video perfectly match the absurdity of the design choices you are pointing out. Bravo.
@lananiella
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he looked just like Gronk. Wait, what? Gonk is not supposed to be Rob Gronkowski? But... he looks just like him! This video made me laugh so hard and brought back memories. Now where’s my medications?
@TheCudmaster
5 жыл бұрын
The sandboarding in voldun makes up for a lot. ...But not removing my racials and paladin pony from my bars every time I raid.
@mechmudd4102
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be disrespecting my boys Flap-Flap and Ginger-Ginger
@wyevxndzz8260
5 жыл бұрын
ZAPPYBOI 4EVA
@Ojdaweedmane
5 жыл бұрын
you literally get a quest that tells you to goto the "pvp guy" for horde....and if you dont do it it keeps forcing the quest back on you so.......yeah.
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
You expect people to pay attention to what they do and not just rush through the quests and then forget what they’ve done? Youmustbenewhere 🤑
@TaliesinEvitel
5 жыл бұрын
Iz juz jokez m8
@oWhoAreYouo
5 жыл бұрын
Just a note on the water thing. You can equip your rod from legion for the swim boost and be on a mount and have the speed boost work while swimming on a mount,
@paulcool57
5 жыл бұрын
Just had to say the Gonk section had me in stitches.... and the rest of it was fun to listen too. Thanks!
@jacovanderschaaf3044
5 жыл бұрын
i hate the graveyard locations around the quest hub, or the faction assault, when you die, you to walk, yes walk your way there that some time can take 30 sec. what up not having flying on ghost form as the onthee expantions have, there no benefit to fly in ghost if cant do anyting but move around, and if not at your dead body to respawn at. some i dont even bother to walk and accapte my fate to releas at the graveyard and HS back and waited out
@Loukilouk04
5 жыл бұрын
SilverMoon and Zuldazar are the most beautiful Horde capitals
@JPato20
5 жыл бұрын
the submarine quest is the worst. I hate it even more than dragon soul
@maki7249
5 жыл бұрын
And the horde get the fun roller ball quest --
@Tairutheshogun
5 жыл бұрын
Okay mate if you played more Horde you would know that the flight points in the middle of Voldun are Horde Only Flight points, that is why we are able to get to the World Boss so quickly. I am so glad that you have expressed the same rage that every Horde player has expressed about the Jania freezer section of the raid.
@MerakiLetsPlay
5 жыл бұрын
This just made my day. Venting Talisesin is the best thing ever. That bloody frost trash can do one. Though there is one sneaky central FP in VolDun for Hordies once you do one of the (best) questlines in the zone at Goldentusk Inn. I'm not sure that's enough to redeem the 'Sanctuary' and the corpse runs though.
@Tooupi
5 жыл бұрын
isn't there an oasis with flight point in the middle of Voldun?
@arythane743
5 жыл бұрын
only for the horde it seems (?)
@massey81
5 жыл бұрын
Goldtusk inn .needs a mini chain quest to open it up.
@mrspidey80
5 жыл бұрын
@@arythane743 And thats how it should be. It's Horde territory, the Alliance SHOULD be inconvinienced there.
@double2254
5 жыл бұрын
7.8/10 Not enough Krag’wa
@hausofjustinxo
5 жыл бұрын
"SHOVE IT UP YOUR GONK" HAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU. this video is amazing
@Tancread99
5 жыл бұрын
I love that you hippo through Nazmir and waterstrider through Voldun, the most British thing ever.
@figbits8616
5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and hilarious! I truly detest all the flying to and fro between the stupid ship and the scrapper. But you forgot the one thing we horde players truly hate about Zandalar: Bwonsamdi! Oh, his little sarcastic greetings make you chuckle your first few death resurrections, but after a few deaths to a hard fight Bwonsamdi can seriously shove it up his Gonk too! (Great saying you coined btw)
@willhelm4438
5 жыл бұрын
Will you do a 12 things you hate about Kul Tiras as well? Because I can definitely think of some
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
Better yet, do it now, and then re do these in December to the tune of twelve days of Xmas!
@xyr3s
5 жыл бұрын
i doubt it's worse than troll land lol.
@JamesTriphahn
5 жыл бұрын
My mission table is inside the temple. yay for Great seal upgrade
@Ryukai-san
5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately you still need to go down to the boat to recruit troops making it basically useless....
@JamesTriphahn
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ryukai-san I use my app quite often
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
James Triphahn yup wow app is nice, can’t wait for world of FarmVilleCraft 🤑
@JamesTriphahn
5 жыл бұрын
u know eventually there will be a "WoW go" ( pet battles from wow on mobile)
@SavageDarknessGames
5 жыл бұрын
James Triphahn game like that maybe but not by that name, they’ll have an issue with niantic like they did with valve and the name blizzard dota
@nora3423
5 жыл бұрын
Also for #7, if you do try and get around the swamp using a water strider, there are tons of schools of quick navigating fish that will just knock you back into the water
@jasonm.6442
5 жыл бұрын
Priceless! Brilliant! As a dedicated full time Horde, I've bitched about every one of these issues multiple times. I thought you were going to do a bit about Pa'ku totems also, because it needs it. Paku is better than Gonk once you realize how worthless he is, but there's no map, so it's like russian roulette to discover where the totems lead. I still don't know where half of them go.
@nutcrackit7396
5 жыл бұрын
You are playing the sub quest wrong. You are supposed to speed to the horde fleet while taking pot shots at jellyfish and mines when you get the chance. The majority of the bar gets fills at the horde fleet.
@Five050
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. Still the worst of all the final quests though, imo.
@massey81
5 жыл бұрын
Weird how ive never done or heard of this WQ before.. is it ally only?
@dragovianknight
5 жыл бұрын
@@massey81 Yes, it's the final ally quest in Nazmir incursions. Horde get to have an amazing aerial dogfight instead. It's 1000x better than the ally quest.
@nutcrackit7396
5 жыл бұрын
@@massey81 yes. It is the alliance equivalent of the incursion finisher for nazmir. We bomb their landing attempt and they torpedo our fleet.
@rogerarsenault6938
5 жыл бұрын
@@massey81 its the nazmir assault
@srq_Tom
5 жыл бұрын
Horde have a flight path to Goldtusk Inn, which is sort of in the middle of Vol'dun. Did you know that there's a Gonk achievement?! I got it by running around in a circle around a tree. Kind of disappointing. Also, I'm still finding new entrances and parts of the city and I've played Horde from the start of the expansion. The PvP people are in the Mugambala. And I think that you're secretly jealous of our pyramid and your anger is just a mask for it. :D
@StrayBee
5 жыл бұрын
Allience is for practical players, Horde is for experience players.
@thetruth9807
5 жыл бұрын
In case you didn't know, there is a short little quest chain in Vol'dun that opens up another flight path right next to the world boss.
@zom8680
5 жыл бұрын
I needed this today. Even tho I am 3 days late to finally watch it... too busy trying to find the reforger.
@Traumglanz
5 жыл бұрын
#1 False, Dazalor is a dream of convienently connected totems, which fly you basically to every place in the city you like. Meanwhile, Boralus frustrates you that everything is close together, but you still need to ride for ages around, because that god damn wall is ALWAYS in the way. And to anyone loyal to Gonk say: SUCKER, that is what you get for following an over sized chicken, instead of the majestic Pa'ku! Who in his right mind would choose walking over flying? BTW, there is a inn directly at the BoD instance. So you can literally bind your heartstone there. #2 Ok, I give you that one. It is annoying the shit out of me as well. #3 The Sub has a few buttons which makes it move much faster and you can kill targets with aoe in the later parts of that quest. #4 Finally some good use for the strider. We need more mounts like that one, which actually help to deal with specific terrain. Though you should just re-roll a death knight or drink potions or something. #5 Sandland has in the middle an Inn, and it is awesome. You must unlock that one, it is seriously awesome with free buffs and all.
@corgiw7281
5 жыл бұрын
If you haven't learned how to work around the wall, you're either missing a flight point or need a nap.
@Traumglanz
5 жыл бұрын
I am sure you are able to wipe your ass and still not enjoy it. ;-)
@dasedwee
5 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that the entire expansion had devolved into faction war electric bogaloo and the pve focus for the most part thus far has been trolls and humans. Remember when we used to have the game be all about the orcs and the humans fighting against one another with their super pal friends? Warlords rememberes and as a result we now have fat humans against skinny troll bois. Now here's a question I have to ask, why is it that the allied races have different flavors of the iconic races? Look at the normal goat bois to the golden edition goat bois, the only difference between the two is pallete swaps and some racials that are on steroids. Nevermind the fact we have the last expansion races coming into the fun which is great, fun even for the fact we have a nod at the fact Legion did in fact happen. However, what is hilarious is that for some strange reason Horde gets the 11th flavor of elf of the week because the first flavor elves got jealous over the blueberry flavoring that the 11th flavor elves had and screwed the pooch so hard that they went with the literal faction that was named a Horde. The high mountain fellas are cool and all but where in the ever living crap did Dark Iron's come from? Last I knew those guys were nearly extinct and trying to get their house together after you know the firelord business and all that. It just really feels like that the Allied race thing is just an excse to make you want to pay money to do a race change with in game benefits in the form of the racials and I do not like that, no sire I do not like that. On another note let's talk about the big time debate; are we the baddies? Seriously What the ever living fiddlysticks was this all about to begin with?! First Lich Queen hears about this potent new resource and wants to secure it fast and first, sure ok. Plan is to decapitate the only one of two major ports that would allow alliance ships to enter the area. Ok, but what about the goat bois and girls? Ignoring them I see okay, maybe that comes later. Big engagment later and suddenly instead of a reasonable hostage situation of telling the first flavor of elf to buzz off to Windy City and create the political instability like had been planned, LETS JUST BURN THE WHOLE TREE DOWN INSTEAD CUZ WHATS A WAR CRIME EH? The amount of mental gymnastics required for people to be okay with this MAJOR divergence in a plan is on the level of believing that the earth is hallow and has a dinotopia paradise where a second sun is the reason why said dinotopia now lives in. It's bonkers, okay sure wh- Lorderon and Undercity are under attack! Super amazing event and cinematic occurs and it's aweoms amazing we're fighting the good fight an- Release the Plague. I'm sorry what. Green ooze EVERYWHERE and to add even more fun to the barrel of laughes Lich Queen is adding to the whole bit let's just do a mass raise undead to boot! The fact that the blood elves or the Forsaken at the battle didn't immediatly try to murder the Lich Queen is a testament to the writing team's ability to remember a core concept of a racial identity for a people. I feel, I truly feel that if you were to search for a real world equivalent to the amount of political suicide that Lich Queen had done would be if you had 12th century crusader christian decide to publically renounce his faith and then convert to islam while in the holy city and swear allegiance to the nearby isalmic lord. I could have gone for the bad joke of a plantation owner offering free room and board and medical as the only measure of payment to a man of african descent, but I felt that was a touch crass there. It's almost as if the Lich Queen is actively trying to cause as much trouble as she could possibly do alienating not only her own allies but her enemies as well. Like every single thing she could do to offend, irriate or even enrage everyone around her and I can't udnerstand the purpose of it unless its to have everyone gunning for her. Unless this is some wild conspiracy of hers that involves arranging all her enemeies both red and blue in one place and bombing them all to be raised as undead as malleable puppets to her will to fend her nightmaric death dreams. Or she simply doesn't want the job and is trying to show how badly she is at being Warchief to convince someone anyone to take the reigns before she messes up even harder. At this point I'm wondering when players would be able to use Mak'Gora to become a faction leader to attempt to even fix this cluster of a mess.
@DarkMage501
5 жыл бұрын
Flying down the pyramid with levitate makes up for any faults
@tripley_755
5 жыл бұрын
stealthing there with a rogue and sapping people mid flight beats it
@smokingtomato
5 жыл бұрын
I love my Levitate!
@00Recoil
5 жыл бұрын
Except this one time when I misjudged and my priest went sailing over the side of the pyramid, missing the final platform by inches, and when I clicked it off too late I was sent plunging down into some kind of watery purgatory with giant fishes and sheer vertical walls of jungle.
@DarkMage501
5 жыл бұрын
@@00Recoil please levitate at your own risk
@ohinianahiuhki9088
5 жыл бұрын
Unless you fuck it up and end up in the river next to the Shivarra world quest, fuck that.
@igodgamez
5 жыл бұрын
You can by a scroll from the honorbound vendor next to the ship that puts your mission table up at the great seal, and im sure they will add island expeditions scroll soon. Oh and those llama fighting sounds are from another scroll, we get to buy a scroll from the honorbound vendor that gives us use of the caravan from Vol'dun, they make those attack noise that you guy went over in a older video.
@valkyriesardo278
5 жыл бұрын
Very funny commentary. I do feel sorry for horde having to navigate Dazar alor. It is true that Boralus is much more convenient. My favorite bit about Boralus is that it has a slum area. That makes the city seem much more authentic. The Wryrnns would never tolerate that sort of thing around Stormwind so the place always feels a bit like Disneyland, right down to the color-coded roof tops.
@vaethe_w
5 жыл бұрын
"yes im gonna do the accent"
@funwithyoyo
5 жыл бұрын
-Wow is dying. -No, my friend. What is dead, may never die ^_^
@Bumbum_Inspector
5 жыл бұрын
Remember when all the whiny and entitled Alliance players were whining about Horde favouritism? Yea, I do too. That was a great meme.
@fenikslied
5 жыл бұрын
Whatever man. At least you aren't dismounted for porting to your capital city. STILL.... Alliance gets one good thing and you immediately think "no horde bias evar!" I used to main Horde in BC/Vanilla days. I can tell you, they're definitely favored now. That's why I play alliance. In the Horde storyline, you guys never see anyone meaningful permanently die. IN the Alliance one, before BoD, you see plenty of NPCs die and know others will too. The Horde one is so one-sided it's almost a joke. You run in and pwn things left and right, it doesn't even feel like a war. It feels like a massacre! Also, put your hearth in Spirits be with you, it's plenty close to the Docks. You can get to North Zandalar with your Dalaran hearthstone anyway (Dal->Org>Zand). And if you're a DH, just glide back down to the docks. You're so whiny! L2p noob! I'm just working on my Two sides of every tale achievement and can tell you're the entitled, uncreative one. And Tali is a Horde noobster as well.
@Bumbum_Inspector
5 жыл бұрын
@@fenikslied "Use the Dalaran Hearthstone and endure three 3 minute long loading screens, noob!" Yea because that's not tedious or annoying. BfA could have it's name changed to The Alliance Expansion and it would be the same thing. You guys have unfathomable amounts of favouritism this expansion. Also, what do you mean no important Horde characters die? Garrosh? Cairne? Saurfang Junior?
@fenikslied
5 жыл бұрын
@@Bumbum_Inspector All those people died in your BFA story? I was specifically talking about BFA's storyline. You only lose Rastakhan who had a red shirt attached to him since day 1. It's not like you had an entire race's home burned to the ground or there's constant losses throughout your war campaign. Also, your computer must suck. It takes like a few seconds max for my screen to load. Not very annoying to me. 3 minute wait is longer than the flight.
@Bumbum_Inspector
5 жыл бұрын
@@fenikslied Which important and critical characters died in the burning of Teldrassil? If memory serves me correctly, it was just a bunch of nameless, nobody night elves that died. And no, my computer does not suck. It runs far more demanding games than WoW with ease.
@fenikslied
5 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention: the alliance has constantly lost territory in every conflict. Even when the Horde has to depose a dictator, they never lose territory. The victories the alliance get are in raids and always have been and never seem permanent or impactful. The Horde also got 2 alliance heroes out of Teldrassil. Both of the prologues during the burning of Teldrassil were actually about Horde characters as Delaryn became a Horde character.
@StellusBattersea
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, every time I run the Jaina Proudmore gauntlet of lulz, I always mutter, or utter on Discord "Shut up Elsa!" As an aside, her fight is absolutely incredible; as someone who's mained a frost mage for roughly 9 years now, I'm envious. Just the effects alone are beautiful! Also, good sir, you're dead on with everything! Bravo! =)
@Mr_Dandy_Lion
5 жыл бұрын
"And he's like 'Heyy mon- (Yeah I'm gonna do the accent) Heyy mon I gonna be raise'n all de dead..." fuckin DIED at "Yeahi'mgonnadotheaccent-"
@hectorandem2944
5 жыл бұрын
*H O R D E B A D* (It's not like Blizzard want them to win the war, is it?)
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