my biggest childhood lie was when my parent s said' "If you just tell us the truth you won't get into trouble"
@ocaradoparque8474
7 жыл бұрын
true lies
@roastedpoptart7247
7 жыл бұрын
01Cornholio truth hurts
@randomname3966
7 жыл бұрын
I know how u feel
@beccazam2959
7 жыл бұрын
01Cornholio Been on the recieving end if that lie. I never told it to my own kids.
@mrsean44
7 жыл бұрын
I used to lie to my parents when I was young, they don't even believe me usually, I often tell the truth and then they pressure me to "tell the truth" so I have to lie in order for them to think I'm telling the truth.
@초초-l5g
7 жыл бұрын
biggest lie teachers told me they're gonna call my parents
"Thanks to Bart Simpson" "15 lies your SCHOOL told you."
@benglaser1345
7 жыл бұрын
insanity Plus don't forget "thanks to movies like lucy"
@JustSomeRandomTony
7 жыл бұрын
insanity Plus Thanks Bart simpin
@SonanX
7 жыл бұрын
My school tried to teach me that once. The only thing on this list teachers told me about, in fact.
@circeh9499
7 жыл бұрын
The simpsons was my school
@benking93
7 жыл бұрын
Sonan X Arghh Veigar
@johnjoecooper4242
5 жыл бұрын
I thought that kids were always lying well turns out it’s my teachers
@mrbonesx9530
7 жыл бұрын
A lie I was told multiple times through my school life: "You're cute"........ It sounded like a good joke at first
@mr.shroomyshroom
7 жыл бұрын
Mr Bones X Wow
@dalamaraaefe4989
7 жыл бұрын
I can assure you it isn't a lie.
@okeen5265
7 жыл бұрын
cool story bro
@wapple5271
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@scottleft3672
7 жыл бұрын
they saw through your facade.
@fred2995
7 жыл бұрын
A common lie told in school is that we're gonna use all the stuff that we learn when we get out of school
@jeavano8286
7 жыл бұрын
Screaming Saiyan yup
@IIGrayfoxII
7 жыл бұрын
I failed Algebra. I have not needed it.
@juunas500
7 жыл бұрын
IIGrayfoxII xD have fun with your shitty under paid job Jk, not everyone needs to be a mathematician
@IIGrayfoxII
7 жыл бұрын
Z+B=9
@amandahowellester3182
7 жыл бұрын
Screaming Saiyan Mental maths: 'you won't have a calculator with you every day' I'm typing this on my phone. Which includes a calculator.
@kaipo3440
7 жыл бұрын
My biggest lie,my teacher said the assignment would be fun
@jzigmant
7 жыл бұрын
Kai_Playz lol
@digitaldreamer9661
7 жыл бұрын
Teacher: "We're going to start a fun project!" me: here we go.. *ends up being the most stressful boring project you end up not caring about anymore*
@mansamusa1743
7 жыл бұрын
69th like
@ralca4716
7 жыл бұрын
Kai_Playz teacher said that building a plastic windvane will be fun..burnt my finger twice with a glue gun and the pain stayed through the whole day..I hate science..
@sethcoalson3591
7 жыл бұрын
LiEagle Gamer DUMMY
@evie5551
6 жыл бұрын
They forgot something: the three states of matter. There's actually four (I think) states of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma.
@pigeon2844
2 жыл бұрын
yes it's true!
@fatpenguin1500
7 жыл бұрын
Wait, not all the pyramids were built at the same time. They were built by different Pharoahs so one could have been built by slaves.
@fatpenguin1500
7 жыл бұрын
pharaohs* It auto corrected for some reason.
@SentaiKoboru
7 жыл бұрын
Could, yeah. But it's highly unlikely. The Pyramids are nothing less than the last home of the Pharaoh. To build these was an Honour that was permitted only for the citizens of Egypt. A slave wouldn't be allowed to lay his hands on a Building with this importnace.
@speedlimit6869
7 жыл бұрын
the pyramids were built by slaves, only the craftsmen were paid, and paid well.
@Apenimon444
7 жыл бұрын
Fat Penguin maybe they were not...still I agree with that they were paid and well-fed so they have a will to work good and dont fuck up
@tyibes
7 жыл бұрын
In the Jewish religion it is said that some where built by slaves.
Yay! Somebody noticed :) Should I include more dank memes or less dank memes?
@sethro5171
7 жыл бұрын
GANERCRAFTER good
@gone2742
7 жыл бұрын
GANERCRAFTER thank the lord (spaghetti be thy name) someone else notice
@andgoodbye696
7 жыл бұрын
*There is never enough*
@PhilipZeplinDK
7 жыл бұрын
"15 lies your... well, my school never told me any of this stuff, isn't this common knowledge?"
@Iris-AceOfHearts
7 жыл бұрын
Well my school told me way more then 15 lies, that's for sure.
@seraphinmichel7651
7 жыл бұрын
Such as? I haven't been taught any those "lies" at school. These ones were only things that you usually hear about on internet or by uncredential people
@chixo986
7 жыл бұрын
Seraphin Michel Trojan horse, the 10% brain thing, which is somewhat true. dolphins are proof of that. um there's a lot of shit schools teach that's complete bs
@Khuratokh
7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but how exactly do dolphins prove the 10% brain thing?
@traxxaskid9200
7 жыл бұрын
Khuratokh we only use 10 percent of our brain at a time but we do use all of our brain but if we used all of our brain at the same time we would have a heart attack
@Image-vj3jz
7 жыл бұрын
Didn't Columbus try to find a new faster way to India? And because he knew the earth was round he sailed west, because he believe you would eventually end up in India? Correct me if I'm wrong.
@randomstudios4775
7 жыл бұрын
Image 13137 your right!
@jeffreymuu5451
7 жыл бұрын
Random Studios youer
@cosminxxx5287
7 жыл бұрын
yes ,he tried to go west becouse other routes were taken by other countries that established colonies along the coasts of africa and inside the mediteranean so there was no way someone could go to india going south or east also there was the danger of pirates.so he took the hard way ,the unknown ocean.during his times ships were sailing relatively close to the shore so they can take cover in case of storms and also was easy to supply .very very VERY few had the balls to go straight into the wide big ocean waters.watch videos about how hardcore a storm is for modern ships than consider how weak a ship from columbus times was.during a storm you were at the mercy of wind,and thats not a good thing. he first thought he found India because of the weather he found and the jewls and apereance of the people he found.compared to the stories he heard before.thats why he called them indians.but he actualy found something else.for example introducing the potato in europe(one of easyest and fastest to grow vegetable) he saved Europe's population from starvation.also he brought the doom to the indigen population of the americas,to this day we know about 99.99% of the aborigen population is destroyed,probabily the biggest holocaust ever in terms of percent of population dead.almost total anihilation. :( all that for some spices India was known for .
@MrNorsewise
7 жыл бұрын
okay number one it wasn't Columbus that brought Doom to the native populations how about Hernando Cortes start with him number to if not for the fall of the Roman Empire I'm sure discovering the western land hemisphere we have been possibly postpone for another 200 or 500 years only because the trade routes through the Middle East kept pepper at a low cost it was only because of the high cost of pepper and the Europeans who had domesticated cattle and love their steak could not afford to enjoy it without pepper because after the fall of the Roman Empire you had to take your ship around Africa to get your pepper that's about it it's all about pepper capital P capital e capital P per pepper thank you North Man wise man over and out
@foxymetroid
7 жыл бұрын
Columbus did start the tradition of being a-holes to the New World natives. When he discovered that the natives had a lot of gold (not for money, though. They just liked how pretty it was) and noticed how the natives didn't kill him or his men yet, he and his men started enslaving them. It was fairly brutal. Slaves that failed to mine enough gold had their hands amputated to scare the rest into working harder. This eventually evolved into the infamous slave trade once it was discovered that Native Americans had weaker immune systems due to living technically cleaner lives than the Europeans.
@yoshstar1991
7 жыл бұрын
My school told a lie, they said school would be fun...
@Breeze926
7 жыл бұрын
Yoshstar And that what we learned will help us on the future.
@kin3tica
7 жыл бұрын
some schools are fun
@Breeze926
7 жыл бұрын
jedi Psycho Mexican schools aren't. Source: Me
@tuxpaints
7 жыл бұрын
My school lied by saying "you'll use this for the rest of your life"
@Haloboss-ys1gg
7 жыл бұрын
so freakin true its the worst at least its summer
@DelSniper
7 жыл бұрын
"an apple never fell on newtons head,there is no evidence" "Newton told his friends that an apple fell on his head" no evidence huh?
@eyhffh5174
6 жыл бұрын
Del Sniper the guy was umm umm high no no I mean a liar who was lying and hi
@viperdetecting4425
6 жыл бұрын
The apple fell in his tea while he sat thinking outside his house under a tree and helped him with his theory, he did take the 2 years to completely figure it out but an apple falling really did help him to figure out gravity
@maddyweitzel214
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was trying to sound cool in front of his friends
@salvadordollyparton666
6 жыл бұрын
I'm Jesus. Came back to take you all to hell. It's out there now, so it's true.
@simonrhee4143
6 жыл бұрын
The “no evidence” refers to no documentation. Him telling his mates amounts to hearsay and his mates laughing at him and calling him a BS artist behind his back. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, has it fallen?
@supertalentscout619
7 жыл бұрын
One lie i was told was that i could do anything i set my mind to...
@DJBaphomet
7 жыл бұрын
I know right. Like I can't learn the ways of Hogwarts and turn into Harry Potter.
@matthewjones7424
7 жыл бұрын
ThePersonWhoDoesThings Turns out I can't walk on the ceiling
@ivoteodoro7528
7 жыл бұрын
i love Chara And Sans And Frisk
@kingkrunchy2814
7 жыл бұрын
ThePersonWhoDoesThings Ikr they told me that too so I tried to fly but then I almost broke my arm
@lanigirognithemos
7 жыл бұрын
I set my mind to stun. And it did seem to work.
@alansalcedo885
7 жыл бұрын
School didn't told us this, it was the television
@vaskehd6906
7 жыл бұрын
and scools in my scools teachrs are saying this lies still today idk why and in history that hitler did suicied but he didnt lol we are learning in scoole that bigbang and evolution is true but THAT IS FUCKINGG THEORY ITS NOT FUCKINGG TRUE i mean if its true then religon isnt but there are a lot of belivers like me that KNOW ad belive that we are created by god elites in this worlds are satanist and they wont to make us belive that thre is no god so they can fuckk us
@lomaalexmichaelm.8902
7 жыл бұрын
Vaske_ HD you should go to spelling school.
@zayebchowdhury7688
7 жыл бұрын
Maybe school didn't "told" you to speak either.
@zayebchowdhury7688
7 жыл бұрын
Dynapkin when someone brings up something about intelligence and or school and they have an education (which they do in this case). And they clearly have knowledge of English from school, because as you said it's not their first language. I would expect them to know a sentence STRUCTURE, spelling is not my concern. And by also it's sarcasm, they brought up school not teaching them and so I replied well they didn't teach you this either. By the way English in foreign countries is usually taught better than in North America. But in England it's taught well. Anyway I don't want to argue with you I was just making a joke.
@lomaalexmichaelm.8902
7 жыл бұрын
Zayeb Chowdhury lmao you just just rekt that guy. R.I.P
@lorekeeperxvii2408
7 жыл бұрын
and you know.. Columbus also committed mass genocide... tortured people...
@-star_27-20
6 жыл бұрын
Lore keeper XVII how? All he did was discovered the Americas
@soldadodesconocido5171
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the spaniards were such genocides, they exterminated the native population of South America, not like the english in North America, which is full of millions of natives living free.
@blubberbutt3828
6 жыл бұрын
Lore keeper XVII yeah I know that.....
@maskedmarvyl4774
5 жыл бұрын
-Star_27- , he took dozens of Native Americans hostage when he came here and forced them to mine for gold for him, at sword point, and without feeding them; when they complained that the crude implements they were given were useless for the job, he had several of them killed in front of the others, as a warning not to complain. He slaughtered a good deal of the population of Haiti just so they would not refuse his demands for their crops. He even mused in his diaries about how much he could get for the Native Americans if he sold them as slaves. Columbus was an extremely evil man, who committed many murders.
@mrburnit3560
5 жыл бұрын
Lore keeper XVII so did Andrew Jackson waving the star spangled banner😜
@DattruememerXD
7 жыл бұрын
a lie they told me was that trump was not going to be president teachers these days
@USmade100
7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha! hahahahahaha!
@imsleepy4391
7 жыл бұрын
the gaming channel this legit made my day
@arazelrosewater7922
7 жыл бұрын
MF Blaziken That's mean
@DattruememerXD
7 жыл бұрын
MF Blaziken no you shut up
@hannahlyons8137
7 жыл бұрын
TRUMP IS MY KING
@isalil
6 жыл бұрын
In gonna go to my teacher and be like YOU WRONG BRUH .-.
@openshores4288
7 жыл бұрын
THE TROJAN HORSE IS REAL!!! my Avast Anti-virus detected it.
@brandonstevens6543
7 жыл бұрын
OpenShores nice
@Twigpi
7 жыл бұрын
Avast for the win!
@timothygrings6575
7 жыл бұрын
I was legit thinking the SAME THING!
@connerschmitt7058
7 жыл бұрын
bruh
@DolceFioreRosa
7 жыл бұрын
OpenShores lol......😂
@akirafudo8968
7 жыл бұрын
They left England because it wasn't their city
@gypsiohmy6215
7 жыл бұрын
😂
@405.Martinezzz
7 жыл бұрын
osman ali lol 😂😂
@windowsbsod825
7 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@JQvd
7 жыл бұрын
osman ali lol
@jacobroberts2773
7 жыл бұрын
England isn't a city, bro
@chucksdesk
6 жыл бұрын
With some of these, you are just exchanging one lie for another.
@syntaxerror8955
6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Yes, Scandinavians did settle on Newfoundland (proven, and a World Heritage Site), but, no they didn't stay there for "a few hundred years" as far as any serious research go. Possibly this is confused with their settling of parts of Greenland, where they did, in fact, stay for many hundreds on years. (These ruins of last recorded use in 1408 are fun: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvalsey_Church )
@bradleynoneofyourbizz5341
6 жыл бұрын
And yet, Charles. you can't cite a single one.
@bradleynoneofyourbizz5341
6 жыл бұрын
Are you Charles? Because I'm pretty sure I was asking Charles to cite his accusation.
@thebenevolentsun6575
6 жыл бұрын
Bradley Noneofyourbizz Someone else did it. So his point it correct. You don't need to cite it yourself do you? Is his claim true? Yes, I'm pretty sure the two former commenters proved him right.
@brucelansberg5485
6 жыл бұрын
The Benevolent Sun - I someone makes a claim without knowing why it might be correct, it doesn't have the same value as when someone with knowledge does the same. Context is relevant here. Or looking at it from a different point of view one could state that without knowledge, a claim is just a claim. So I actually do understand the relevance of Bradley's comment. I could claim Trump is a numbskull. I might be correct or not (or somewhere in between). Without elaborating however, my opinion does not have any value to others.
@graysonwells551
7 жыл бұрын
Recent accounts show that the pyramids were actually built by Apocalypse.
@JmanLikesPokemon
7 жыл бұрын
Grayson Wells I thought it was aliens 👽
@raglborsa3ydy
7 жыл бұрын
Grayson Wells sorry guys it wasn't by anyone of these 😂😂
@projmasteryt2850
7 жыл бұрын
Mayonnaise You're an instrument goddamnit
@annacronism
7 жыл бұрын
So, the pyramids were built by "revelation", since that is what the word "apocalypse" means.
@patrickmitchell6142
7 жыл бұрын
Grayson Wells wow the best comment I've seen all day
@krajce1
7 жыл бұрын
but it was proven that water rotates differently in both hemispheres. veritasium did a video on that with an experiment
@THGenius1
7 жыл бұрын
No
@krajce1
7 жыл бұрын
ITS AN EXPERIMENT /watch?v=mXaad0rsV38 watch it ...
@theslothinator6955
7 жыл бұрын
Yes, the video does prove that water rotates differently in both hemispheres, but the fact states that toilets don't flush differently, and Veritasium states that all toilets, sinks, bath, etc. 'flush' in random directions no matter where you are due to the manufacturing and different angular momentum.
@krajce1
7 жыл бұрын
The Slothinator but didnt you read my comment? i wasnt talking about the toilets
@deckboy69
7 жыл бұрын
I have two toilets in my house. each spins a different direction. Have lived in other places where it did the same thing. It's all in how the water enters the bowl. whirlpools in the same body of water can spin in opposite direction too. blows that argument out of the water, I've seen it with my own eyes.
@cokonutwolf4396
7 жыл бұрын
I learn more from KZitem than School
@irosh0
7 жыл бұрын
MysticMoon Wolf ,. Same, School is boring and pointless, How exactly are we going to use say, History in life
@runuu5432
7 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@Tingion
7 жыл бұрын
well the only thing i can think of is not making the same stupid decisions other people in power have
@JoyceeV.
7 жыл бұрын
MysticMoon Wolf ikr
@randum160
7 жыл бұрын
MysticMoon Wolf do more art like a Gregg and Angus ship
@notweath3r
5 жыл бұрын
Mellisa: You use more than 10% of your brains power. Me: Thanks Planet Dolan now I feel less intelligent than I normally do. :,D
@jerrie1533
7 жыл бұрын
Is it ironic that I heard all of these on the internet, and they were debunked by the internet?
@jaysonsk
7 жыл бұрын
i have no problem with that, i will block your channel. thanks for the advice
@jerrie1533
7 жыл бұрын
jaysonsk Your welcome.
@CraftOfSparta
7 жыл бұрын
Don't check out my channel and don't subscribe Ok,i will obey your orders.
@jerrie1533
7 жыл бұрын
Bruno EPCO Thank you
@ZombieMagnum
7 жыл бұрын
no because you'll always find the opposite of everything on the internet..
@briantcruz3120
7 жыл бұрын
My biggest lie was that school was going to fun 😞
@guohao7637
7 жыл бұрын
BRIANTCRUZ it is fun , r u bullied?
@shraddhasagar5031
7 жыл бұрын
Gyo Rao studies
@TheFringes.
7 жыл бұрын
The ladies man D Awesome not a lie tho
@LogiForce86
5 жыл бұрын
Also about the Pilgrims. They brought all that was good from the Netherlands over to the new land, and so the Netherlands with its freedom of religion, free speech, free press, free trade, stock market, the independence declaration and so on... it stood model for that and more to make what now is the USA. That is something that isn't taught in schools either. So if an American can be proud, a Dutchman can be even prouder. :p
@williwass6837
7 жыл бұрын
This are things mostly everyone in Europe knows!!!
@Christoere
7 жыл бұрын
Shhh Americans like to feel intelligent..
@comona
7 жыл бұрын
gabriel Bach I would like to personally congratulate you on your wonderful story
@jzmistymorning2967
7 жыл бұрын
These are things* These are things almost everyone who speaks English knows.
@Christoere
7 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly harsh but unsurprisingly stupid words from 'Hillary' here..
@judiepie
7 жыл бұрын
hillary thank god my parents didn't vote for you. your grammar is shit.
@enigma63071
7 жыл бұрын
so an Apple kicked Adam and eve from heaven , an Apple started gravity laws , and Apple started new era in phones ...... hmmmmm !!!
@enigma63071
7 жыл бұрын
yeah the myth says the apple which fell on Newton's head was the reason for him to start researching gravity ....
@dawierossouw5028
7 жыл бұрын
Enigma ___ it does not say that it was an apple that adam and eve ate...an God kicked them out of the garden of eden...
@willyslick546
7 жыл бұрын
Dawie Rossouw It does say fruit
@johnnyd5955
7 жыл бұрын
Are you beginning to see?
@GhostierMil
7 жыл бұрын
Enigma ___ They put on clothes! The first technology!! Technology is destroying us! Wars, cell phones!!
@jvgfhftdrhdrgtfhtf
7 жыл бұрын
15 Lies Your Thumbnail Told Us
@chrislee6377
7 жыл бұрын
llama omfg. U have 15 likes wtf
@velezh12
6 жыл бұрын
26 now
@IceCTucsongaming
6 жыл бұрын
chris lee 51 now
@matthewthurber3807
6 жыл бұрын
62
@zacheryiverson6485
6 жыл бұрын
llama now its 70
@ciaranw128
7 жыл бұрын
There is no way a school would have told anyone that we only use 10% of our brain power.
@legendofthecommentsection6513
7 жыл бұрын
My school did
@legendofthecommentsection6513
7 жыл бұрын
My school did
@funnypiVot78
7 жыл бұрын
My 8th grade physical science teacher did
@rachelann3573
7 жыл бұрын
Ciaran Walder oh they do
@singularitybound
7 жыл бұрын
They used to say 7% lol..
@sarahseguin7183
6 жыл бұрын
My school taught me all of this, I must go to a special truth telling school🤷♀️😂
@2200denny
7 жыл бұрын
Was the walking pyramid a lie too?
@RandomTermite426
6 жыл бұрын
3:16 *LEIF ERIKSON DAY* *HINGA DINGA DURGEN*
@LittleWhiteRabbitB
6 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed that we did not get a picture of Spongebob there.
@mrandersen6872
6 жыл бұрын
I named my fish leif erikkson.
@captainwaa7274
6 жыл бұрын
*FURGEN BURGEN*
@cfruge444
3 жыл бұрын
@@LittleWhiteRabbitB FYI, that's a real holiday. *October 9th.*
@MaryArts
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know to what schools you went to, but I learned everything you said in school ^^" Especially Darwin's theory of the evolution. If people just listened and read about it thoughtfully, his theory would have never been mistaken. The cliches are mostly used in movies.
@nddino1179
7 жыл бұрын
My schools never told me any of those damn things.
@BUSTRCHERRI
7 жыл бұрын
Then I guess they never lied to you.
@doodlefloof
5 жыл бұрын
6:31 Liking this video and being subscribed to planet Dolan WITH notifications
@raperh5552
7 жыл бұрын
The Trojan Horse did happen, I was there.
@arandomguy7486
7 жыл бұрын
Michael Welby do you have a photo or something like that?
@executionersarge5782
7 жыл бұрын
Michael Welby your ancestor back then
@nicat6153
7 жыл бұрын
+A Random guy on the internet, there was no camera back then.
@CoreyRogerson
7 жыл бұрын
?? yeah there was? i watched him take the pic
@lailatheteenagewitch3542
7 жыл бұрын
Michael Welby they did t really "discover" they migrated here on land bridges from Asia
@cherubin7th
7 жыл бұрын
5:51 is not fully correct. In general relativity, free fall and no gravity are equivalent. This was an intentional design choice by Einstein. It is called "Equivalence principle".
@zerotwo2473
7 жыл бұрын
you arent explaining it good enough
@dimanya950
7 жыл бұрын
I'm late asf
@BlightedRascal
7 жыл бұрын
The donut Airplane lol
@MausindaHaus
7 жыл бұрын
The donut Airplane same
@snewsy8161
7 жыл бұрын
The donut Airplane who isn't
@immortalgamer7703
7 жыл бұрын
The donut Airplane same
@johnwicksdog3371
7 жыл бұрын
Hannah Drummond fuck u and dem dumbo ears
@Zone6Entertainment
7 жыл бұрын
Vikings didn't discover the America, indians were enjoying life there thousands of years before
@katzabar
7 жыл бұрын
r4ch No one says that they discovered America; the Vikings were just the first Europeans to reach America.
@xavierfauver
7 жыл бұрын
r4ch Americans, not Indians.
@Zone6Entertainment
7 жыл бұрын
Yes they're NOW called american indians
@_Professor_Oak
7 жыл бұрын
It's not India, so they were Americans.
@smileyjim1268
7 жыл бұрын
They are called native Americans they used to be called red Indians cuz we were really racist back then
@ElizaGalaxia
6 жыл бұрын
3:25 Leef Erikson? So the holiday isn’t fake then. In the words of SpongeBob: “Hinga Dinga Durgen!”
@LoonyNaughty
7 жыл бұрын
This video is ironic. Exposing lies only to tell more lies. Disgusting.
@minecraftninja1622
7 жыл бұрын
Explain?
@TheMasterOfFormulas
7 жыл бұрын
lmao, hell yeah.
@SekyoT
7 жыл бұрын
explain?
@restinglegend3003
7 жыл бұрын
Cause u murican af? Cause the only believe in their shit schools
@UndeadEmpire472
7 жыл бұрын
bait?
@stijnvanschijndel766
7 жыл бұрын
6:22 = a meme
@realIanIANian
7 жыл бұрын
Whomst'd've
@emilsgs6185
7 жыл бұрын
mannetje van die internet 《'-'》 hahahaha
@redomme9062
7 жыл бұрын
???
@Wulfjager
7 жыл бұрын
mannetje van die internet 《'-') I only went into the comments to find a fellow members whomst'd've would point that out
@fate899
6 жыл бұрын
1:21 the netherlands*
@danielkelleher7246
6 жыл бұрын
Sydney Marcus which is Holland ...
@alaskaball188
6 жыл бұрын
Warmbeer it was called hollen/holland back then
@LogiForce86
5 жыл бұрын
@@alaskaball188 WRONG!!! This country was NEVER called Holland once in history by the Dutch citizens themselves. At the time the country was called a republic, and like the United States of America later on we declared independence from the Spanish kingdom and called ourselves the Republic Of The Seven United Netherlands. This was during the period of 1581-1795, after which we called ourselves the Batavian Republic from 1795-1806. Than in 1806 Napoleon Bonaparte came and he made a puppet stated called the Kingdom of Holland, this was from 1806-1810. After which from 1810-1813 we were fully part of the French Empire. In 1813 when the French Empire fell we became independent again calling ourselves Sourvereign Principality Of The United Netherlands from 1813-1815. At which point we got a king, king William of Orange (William I), and we became the United Kingdom Of The Netherlands from 1815-1839. After which Belgium wanted a divorce as it didn't agree with aspects of the government after which from 1839-current the country itself is called the Netherlands. The overshadowing construction that includes the kingdom's colonies was and still is called the United Kingdom Of The Netherlands from 1815-current. Albeit some colonies have become independent since like Indonesia and Suriname for example.
@Jam3zGe51990
7 жыл бұрын
If you're reading this comment at home, don't forget to feed your pets.
@lolcat1382
7 жыл бұрын
Jim James How did you know?
@JayV27
7 жыл бұрын
I already fed my dogs! :)
@bananapocket2526
7 жыл бұрын
What if I don't have one?
@henzy7397
7 жыл бұрын
I don't have pets though :(
@helgon9495
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro
@BUSTRCHERRI
7 жыл бұрын
The biggest lie school told me was I had potential to make a difference in this world.
@Lumibear.
7 жыл бұрын
SBJ we have the internet now so your comment here just made a difference in this world.
@whtevr
7 жыл бұрын
Sorry to break your bubble, but very individual you meet daily has no impact on the world.
@billaros1000
7 жыл бұрын
Potential doesn't guarantee success. If you weren't lazy, you could've made a difference by now
@Twigpi
7 жыл бұрын
Small consistent differences add up over periods of time to larger, more noticeable differences.
@creeeamy7133
7 жыл бұрын
Feels
@JamesP5871
6 жыл бұрын
I was told in school that I would Bring Balance to the Force, but I left it in ruins, I also hate sand, it’s messy and gets everywhere.
@BEG_Bueno
6 жыл бұрын
the Egyptian builders were paid with beer just FYI lol
@jefferyhaag1
7 жыл бұрын
Being paid doesn't mean you're not a slave.
@becharac
7 жыл бұрын
James Smith you are the kind of a person that uses only 10% of your brain
@jefferyhaag1
7 жыл бұрын
Are you actually claiming that blacks in the Americas who were paid for skilled labor and were forced to work weren't slaves? Are you not aware in some systems slaves could work to buy their own freedom? How could they buy their freedom unless they were paid? Being paid for forced labor doesn't stop it from being forced labor.
@julianbrown6359
7 жыл бұрын
Jail
@jefferyhaag1
7 жыл бұрын
You're correct most people wouldn't consider jail to be slavery but my original statement is that being paid doesn't mean you're not a slave and that is still true. Google Arab slave trade.
@balikati
7 жыл бұрын
slavery and drudgery are different aren't they
@jackkabel7704
7 жыл бұрын
Didn't coulombs set out to sail to India providing an easier trade route to get rare spices? I mean that is why he dubbed the native Americans Indians, because he thought he was in India.
@timcaimbeul1731
7 жыл бұрын
The rare spice is called Opium. Spain kicked out the Muslim opium traders and they were hurting, literally, for a new supply of opium.
@dellaxrose
4 жыл бұрын
Also, the primary colours aren’t red blue and yellow. They are magenta, Cian and yellow. For more information, watch A Lesson in Colour Theory on Echo Gillette’s channel.
@sierrameriedeth
7 жыл бұрын
I knew a lot of these. My 7th grade science teacher did this weekly thing where he told you the actual truth. An obvious one was "theres no cold energy." that was the only one that was kinda stupid, but Mr. O will always be my favorite. he also makes kahoots. his name is mr. o on there xDDD
@gmimia
7 жыл бұрын
Sierra Meriedeth i'm a bit jealous
@sierrameriedeth
7 жыл бұрын
gmimia lmao
@jessiegrayson04
7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or were all of these well known and obvious
@astrafer500
7 жыл бұрын
Here's one, there are 4 states of matter Liquid, solid, gas, and plasma.
@Mika-ph6ku
7 жыл бұрын
I was going to say that 2
@Spirit_Lanayru
7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the 5th state: Bose-Einstein condensates.
@katzabar
7 жыл бұрын
Big Boi in a potato pie But schools tell you plasma is a state of matter? Although it isn't really delved into, multiple of my science classes, even ones back in middle school, at least mentioned that plasma was a state of matter.
@aihsonavais769
7 жыл бұрын
Big Boi in a potato pie dark matter
@luckylucketts5321
7 жыл бұрын
Theoretically, there are alot more than 5.
@translatedmemes5008
7 жыл бұрын
I love the that on 6:27 they decide to add pictures that are from memes
@linkfields9159
7 жыл бұрын
biggest lie grownig up, there is no spoon
@1800T-Bone
7 жыл бұрын
*Everything I Know Is A Lie.*
@yourchannel2567
6 жыл бұрын
I'm not buying that part in #4 about the water not draining opposite on the other side of the equator. Taken from "The Guardian" - Objects not attached to the surface of the earth (water in a sink going down a drain) will create a vortex going the opposite direction. So in the Northern hemisphere, it moves clockwise. In the Southern hemisphere, it moves counter clockwise. On the equator, water goes straight down.
@Mudkip971
7 жыл бұрын
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
@owenj0hn009
7 жыл бұрын
Mudkip971 Hinga Dinga Durgen!
@aj7842
7 жыл бұрын
Mudkip971 *HINGA DINGA DURGEN!*
@katewier4970
7 жыл бұрын
Mudkip971 happy income tax day!
@notmypresident3107
7 жыл бұрын
Mudkip971 this Thursday will be an even bigger holiday!
@johnmeyers1559
7 жыл бұрын
Our schools teach us about Leaf Erickson too, it's just that he didn't discover it as a habitable region, but instead found parts of Canada that were for the most part uninhabitable.
@lestergreen360
7 жыл бұрын
marlin booker well it isn't "Lief" either, it's Leif or in norwegian Leiv Eriksson
@JoePomerlo
7 жыл бұрын
Glad I live on unhabitable lands right now, according to John Meyers at least.
@johnmeyers1559
7 жыл бұрын
This was "Lief" Erickson's personal opinion of the land, not mine. What is land good for habitation is much different now as compared to 500 years ago. In Erickson's opinion, Greenland, which is not very habitable(relatively speaking) was much better for habitation. I overstated, but you get the idea.
@johnmeyers1559
7 жыл бұрын
Lol, you didn't even get Lief right. It's Leif. Hahahahahahahahaha
@CallMehPapa
7 жыл бұрын
I think this is just an American school thing, because in my school in Canada we were never told any of these lies. The Einstein one kind of made me chuckle because it reminds me of participation medals lol
@mheadgepath
7 жыл бұрын
CallMehPapa Not a American thing. We got told none of these, no idea what school she went to.
@renthiya
6 жыл бұрын
6:29 the ultimate meme picture used to mock people stumbling upon mathematical theories
@Edwinox
7 жыл бұрын
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS COLOMBUS DIDN'T COME TO AMERICA FIRST!!! DAMN Edit: That was me before. I was triggered because everyone was wrong.
@user-nd1rk8rr1b
7 жыл бұрын
Edwinox of course,we all know this
@jaredf.6532
7 жыл бұрын
Edwinox It was the natives that were the first ones to come to America first
@BUSTRCHERRI
7 жыл бұрын
The natives were already here idiots. The vikings were here first.
@peachcobbler8571
7 жыл бұрын
bruh, we found new of this in like 2014, no one even cares anymore.
@umarkhan-wh2zq
7 жыл бұрын
nop...natives was not there.....asia and north america had a bridge like land combining them so the viking moved there and sea level rose separating america and asia and they was left there in isolation. thats that...
@BreezyHD
7 жыл бұрын
Math above 5th grade is actually useful.
@OVBLANA
7 жыл бұрын
This is the most ignorant massively held belief out there, it IS useful for career's in science engineering and economy which also happen to be by far the most important in society.
@alexyo0964
7 жыл бұрын
Ur thinking is wrong @skibi didubap
@energy_waves
7 жыл бұрын
no ur thinking is wrong @macruzi macyo
@zingodoom
7 жыл бұрын
I'd like you to try flourishing as an astrophysicist using only 5th grade math, then If that's too hard, try the stock market- oh. In that case, try construction- oh. In that case, try financial advis- Know what, why don't you just open a lemonade stand at the beach, dear
@zingodoom
7 жыл бұрын
Your English tells me your destiny is to become one of those jobs. Please take pride in your service to society.
@thisdudemakesvideos
2 жыл бұрын
School taught me how to hold my fart for seven hours straight
@Theboss24611
7 жыл бұрын
Actually the 4th fact is somewhat wrong. The toilet part is fake but the Coriolis effect is actually true.
@avielmeghnagi1175
7 жыл бұрын
what about there a 3 states of matter?
@avielmeghnagi1175
7 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach 5 look it up. it's liquid, gas, solid, plasma and something Einstein something
@ArionNoble
7 жыл бұрын
aviel Meghnagi Bose-einstein condensate. They actually have a movie on Netflix about it called Spectral. It is the only MAN MADE state. It is essentially when atoms stop moving due to extreme low temperature and does not naturally occur.
@albertbadalov4075
7 жыл бұрын
There are Six States of Matter: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma, Bose-Einstein Condensate, and lastly the Fermionic Condensate. There may be a seventh called Time Crystals. I don't remember. But know there were some breakthroughs this year with Time Crystals. So most likely there are Seven.
@bamlakbekele6494
7 жыл бұрын
Bose-Einstein Condensate and Fermionic Condensate are closely related so I wouldn't call them two different states of matter, and both are super fluid phases so I don't think they are states of matter at all.
@fancyhat_
7 жыл бұрын
I learned all six in school that I see in this comments section. Two of them just freshman year.
@samr5997
6 жыл бұрын
The Chinese arrived in North America before Leif Erikson did, not to mention that the Natives of North America aren't originally from here either, but migrated over from Asia.
@gabrielpozlotka3473
7 жыл бұрын
Me and a two of my classmates tried to explain to my science teacher that blue blood is a myth but she keeps coming up with bullshit arguments, I did however succeed in convincing her that plasma is the fourth state of matter with help from an article by nasa
@DJBaphomet
7 жыл бұрын
Science teacher that thinks blood without oxygen turns blue. I think you're science teacher is broken. May need to unplug and plug her back in.
@Fuzzycat16
7 жыл бұрын
How is she teaching a science class? get that bitch fired.
@griffh7747
7 жыл бұрын
And she got her degree how?
@henzy7397
7 жыл бұрын
Wait, your science teacher taught you that? My science teacher taught us the exact same thing in the video, and your teacher taught you that? I hope she gets fired or at least get suspended for spreading misinformation.
@kklejdi6752
7 жыл бұрын
Lady If our teachers told us the real way Neuton proved gravity we wouldnt understand shitt , besides when i was told that i was only 9 years old
@jadeemperor1616
7 жыл бұрын
Melissa must be a super genius, she proved all of the greatest scientists, scholars and explorers wrong :3 #irony
@charlieann7100
7 жыл бұрын
Leo The Courageous No she didn't. She just disapproved the common gullible and lied to human being wrong. Me, being one of them.
@Teoga2
7 жыл бұрын
Leo The Courageous if u think that your a fucking idiot
@491239254
7 жыл бұрын
Teo Jansson You're*
@rossmumper9817
7 жыл бұрын
Leo The Courageous Who's Melissa?
@inigo1880
7 жыл бұрын
are you guys dumb? did you even see "#irony" at the end of his sentence?
@MrOof-gb8ih
6 жыл бұрын
My life is full of lies!
@politicaldude4193
7 жыл бұрын
I was never told any of these things
@politicaldude4193
7 жыл бұрын
I wrote this comment nearly half way through the video it remained true in the end.
@andreburruss11
7 жыл бұрын
Bacondonut Man same
@chaosfiles2999
7 жыл бұрын
Bacondonut Man then you had no education
@alfredh2079
7 жыл бұрын
You mean, your american education system failed bigtime! XD
@cupc4k3z
7 жыл бұрын
Even the Newton part ??
@funpaw1076
7 жыл бұрын
where is p.e is important
@katewier4970
7 жыл бұрын
BMAN488877 no it's not Physical Education keeps you fit as a child and Sex Ed. teaches you about the dangers of teen pregnacy and other stuff
@bindingofash1824
7 жыл бұрын
No,it's not.thats like saying birds flap their wings.its true,but you need to know more
@gurvmlk
7 жыл бұрын
That's because the subject puts the idea into kids' heads. Like teaching about racism, yet expecting racism to end after making kids aware of something they otherwise would never have even considered.
@moviemaker2011z
7 жыл бұрын
Sex ed ruined my school also. All it did was teach kids that like to rebel against adults what they can now do. Kids have a general idea of what sex is but 5th grade seems a bit early. I would say 7th grade might be a good start or maybe 8th.
@gabevarley8739
7 жыл бұрын
moviemaker2011z We (in England) start sex ed in "year 6" k don't know how to convert that to "grades". Puberty the the year before.
@sirbillius
7 жыл бұрын
Yes the toilet does flush in different directions. They basically proved it on Veritasium and SmarterEveryDay.
@fabianangler
7 жыл бұрын
KnightCaster i don't think you got the Point of theire Video. Tiolets die Not flush different ways because of the hemisphere. the corioliseffect is real but relly small. so even the Form of the toilet makes the water November different more than the corioliseffect.
@sirbillius
7 жыл бұрын
fabianangler Look up the videos. They are really entertaining and cool. It explains better where I'm coming from.
@sirbillius
7 жыл бұрын
Whatever.
@bunzeebear2973
6 жыл бұрын
I seem to remember doing that test. Didn't use a toilet. Used a sink. Water swirled the other way. Pretty sure it did. You do the test a couple time, go ah yes, and then forget about it. It is not why I went to Australia.
@Jounchinn
7 жыл бұрын
bet the 1k people that disliked this video are teachers knowing we found out 😂😂
@fancyhat_
7 жыл бұрын
That sounds as idiotic as your profile picture. Sorry, but Snapchat filters look worse than a rat having explosive diarrhea.
@de-andreashley4779
7 жыл бұрын
Jamaican?
@Jounchinn
7 жыл бұрын
Đręë Đïçė yeah how you knew?
@jokubas1158
7 жыл бұрын
xdd are you fucking stupid? everybody knew this shit
@fancyhat_
7 жыл бұрын
Aww, little kid here needs to swear to attempt an insult? How cute.
@yumekomomobami828
7 жыл бұрын
The Earth's shape is Oblate Spheroid not a Sphere... Everybody knows that
@cazadorashwill2265
7 жыл бұрын
I'm in school still and I've never heard any of my teachers say this
@LoveDragon333
7 жыл бұрын
Hunter Ashwill do you go to a private school?
@alexk9698
7 жыл бұрын
you don't have to go to a private school to have teachers with brains larger than a peanut
@obstacle6963
7 жыл бұрын
Hunter Ashwill that'd be because you are homeschooled
@09Enea
7 жыл бұрын
Sense of hunger? damn now I know
@T-Popsical
7 жыл бұрын
Buckin Fitches ikr I must be super sensitive 😂
@DIYPaperCraftsTutorials
7 жыл бұрын
hey told way more 15 lies
@freemanontheland123
7 жыл бұрын
And some parents tell the big three, lies that is. Religion, the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus. lmao
@jadeleaf7804
5 жыл бұрын
i told a teacher that it should be hisself not himself. i heard it on a show and it made a lot of sense to me. i told some other kids and they agreed, but the teacher didn't if i can remember properly. (it was last year and i have a bad memory when it comes to those things.)
@Tall_Order
7 жыл бұрын
I always believed that 10% brain usage story. It's a shame it isn't true... Because it gave me the impression that our brains were capable of a lot more than we use them for. Even giving way for possible psychic abilities we don't currently understand.
@CreeperKeeper702
7 жыл бұрын
LupusPurpura I always knew but it was still disappointing knowing that because you know people are kind of idiots
@鍵17
7 жыл бұрын
The Flying Spaghetti Monster even if it's true, you have the power to add knowledge to your brain, and we are infinitely capable of a lot more, 100% is a small fraction of what we can do.
@CreeperKeeper702
7 жыл бұрын
Doge (Steam) we don't have an infinite capacity to hold information in our brain. Otherwise we would build all memory chips for computers like our brain.
@鍵17
7 жыл бұрын
If our brains were memory chips, they would hold a lot more than your average 1tb computer.
@鍵17
7 жыл бұрын
2.5 petabytes, which is about a million gigabytes
@bigpiggy6757
6 жыл бұрын
My school never said any of these they only gave me the TRUTH!!!!
@ThatsBizarre938
7 жыл бұрын
Why did this video attract so many flat earthers and creationists?
@anonymousperson6462
7 жыл бұрын
pro builder cause we wanted to see which lies they would admit to.
@qpSubZeroqp
7 жыл бұрын
The title attracts them. Also along with the picture the video will attract even more, so I'm not surprised.
@ThatsBizarre938
7 жыл бұрын
Like moths huh?
@ThatsBizarre938
7 жыл бұрын
Also I'm not sure why so many perfectly fine comments were marked as spam. 3 of the 4 removed ones were just fine.
@mefiperson9354
7 жыл бұрын
pro builder Probably because they wanted their ideas to be confirmed
@noxious_hamster
7 жыл бұрын
So... is this a US thing?
@Alex-lt9hl
7 жыл бұрын
ᎠᎪᏒᏦ Ꮮ☢ᏒᎠ Yep....because everything's about the US 😒
@ryanbell4216
7 жыл бұрын
ᎠᎪᏒᏦ Ꮮ☢ᏒᎠ no this bitch is Canadian. And the owner of the channel is British.
@machiner6
5 жыл бұрын
School didn't tell me the Vikings discovered America before Columbus. A Carmen Sandiego game explained it - before I even entered school!
@arez1497
7 жыл бұрын
my blood is purple, that means I'm special? :v
@arez1497
7 жыл бұрын
Wow so I have radiation powers, i can rule the world like god! angry god :O
@DJBaphomet
7 жыл бұрын
No, you have radiation poisoning. Something really bad. Now you have a higher chance of cancer. Have fun.
@arez1497
7 жыл бұрын
People who joke about cancer, have no sense of tumor :v
@dannygt5077
7 жыл бұрын
Arez But you really would have high change of getting cancer
@waffle3835
7 жыл бұрын
Arez really...?
@fankeek
7 жыл бұрын
My name is Leif Erickson
@Scottiii95
7 жыл бұрын
Suffy Writes I know a lief erickson
@fankeek
7 жыл бұрын
What's your name
@Scottiii95
7 жыл бұрын
Suffy Writes as you see
@juliomartinez-kl4ij
7 жыл бұрын
*HINGA DINGA DOERGEN*
@cindrakgt4798
7 жыл бұрын
Suffy Writes My teachers name is Linus Leif ericksson
@brl2507
7 жыл бұрын
3 minutes ago?! I'm late!
@temmie9997
7 жыл бұрын
Br L no
@notdeliveryitsdigiorn0843
6 жыл бұрын
school: school is a safe place to learn Me: ( ̄^ ̄) you liars
@stancars9359
5 жыл бұрын
Me:*danger dolan*
@SKYBRITE27
7 жыл бұрын
True things taught in schools,would be a much shorter list
@emotrash7832
6 жыл бұрын
SKYBRITE True.
@isalil
6 жыл бұрын
SKYBRITE 👍
@johnbeer5242
6 жыл бұрын
deus vult it was probably German😂
@shaunclark425
6 жыл бұрын
YOUR NOT WRONG THERE SKYBRITE...
@Booooogie_
6 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti monster has more proof than any gods otherwise planets wouldn't be the shape of meatballs or DNA being the shape of pasta
@pantslizard
7 жыл бұрын
The toilet water thing is NOT due to Bart Simpson. They were saying that AT LEAST as far back as the 60's & 70's. wtf?? duh.
@KKelly1
3 жыл бұрын
quite trustable, saying we didn't evolve from apes (our common ancestor) and referring that we evolved from some other ancestor without giving us the name of it or scientific explanation.
@timbruder2482
7 жыл бұрын
Well ofcourse we use all PARTS of our Brain but the 10% are meant for our CAPACITY of what we could use...all parts of our brain are active nearly all the time but we could think faster,read faster etc. If we would have the right capacity
@londonshaf
7 жыл бұрын
Pseudo Country.
@christopherrohn5858
7 жыл бұрын
Actually our brains are the most complex computers on earth at the moment. One human brain can store more data that every storage device ever created by man. We are constantly pushing them to their full capacity. Humans don't have a hidden key that unlocks superpowers. We already have the power. It's just that some people use it more effectively. Even when asleep our brains are working and processing data at the literal speed of light. Our brains never stop working and they are always at 100%.
@skylermccloud78
7 жыл бұрын
Tim Bruder false
@michaelpace59
7 жыл бұрын
What no you wouldn't read faster cause your brain is already using all the area that helps you read. It's just not using the other parts because they have different functions
@Liymph
7 жыл бұрын
my life is a lie
@grammarnazi9857
7 жыл бұрын
Oliver Tellez Pickle Rick!
@Liymph
7 жыл бұрын
Grammar Nazi pickle Rick!!
@mattkervinen4075
7 жыл бұрын
Oliver Tellez geez Rick
@jfgamerz5532
7 жыл бұрын
Oliver maciel me too ill go quit my life
@beyondbirthday9670
7 жыл бұрын
go back to reddit.
@Account-mw7qn
3 жыл бұрын
i was once in this club, and this older kid told me that spiders would lay eggs in my mouth while i’m sleeping, me being the stupid kid a was believed them and refused to go to sleep ( i did eventually fall asleep)
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