The disturbing potential of crowd funding rears its ugly head - those rocks were amazing. How else am I supposed to get a burlap sack of rocks? Rocks don't grow on trees you know.
@KotaroKoala
10 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and they dont
@maxradke2189
10 жыл бұрын
You should go easy on oarnge juice too, not like it grows on trees eather.... Wait, it does... So why is it so darn expensive?!
@SlappedHam
10 жыл бұрын
***** Ah the mystical Australian Rock Tree. I want one.
@tatskaman
10 жыл бұрын
Slapped Ham Do not mix the spider tree (latin: scarius assius spiderius treelius) and the rock tree (wholius wantsius thisius fuckingus treeus)
@SlappedHam
10 жыл бұрын
Tatskaman I have been known to mix those two, thanks for the clarification! :D
@Dexieboi2013
9 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add the kickstarter where A guy wanted 2,500 dollars to develop half life 3.
@TheTslat
9 жыл бұрын
***** Yep..he said that he got the funds, but it was never confirmed
@xXOmegaXxPlays
9 жыл бұрын
TheTslat lol
@sandygonsalves4646
9 жыл бұрын
what's a half life?
@TRCPDjjj344
9 жыл бұрын
For one thing, you were funding Half-Life 3 which means if it hasn't been confirmed, he must have a Half-Life because he made the Kickstarter so Half-Life 3 confirmed? But that's not right since he was gonna make the game but he didn't but yet made a Kickstarter. HALF-LIFE 3 PARADOX CONFIRMED!
@sandygonsalves4646
9 жыл бұрын
★Hige-San why did that deserve a face palm? I never heard of that game.
@gckbowers411
8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the fish would just swim randomly in a direction, freak out because its tank is moving, swim around some more, and eventually just shake itself to death.
@CrescentGuard
9 жыл бұрын
What about the guy who went on Kickstarter just to raise enough money for potato salad?
@lionwolf7424
9 жыл бұрын
He got thousands of dollars and used all that money to have a giant Potato salad party, where he invited a bunch of homeless people to free food.
@cocoapixels
9 жыл бұрын
leobardo valdobinos I was there. Fucking fun. Best party ever..
leobardo valdobinos I thought I heard him talking about a pizza party if he got enough funds... He asked for $100 to do that, so Idk
@aflhabalafhabab
9 жыл бұрын
CrescentGuard This is better: www.kickstarter.com/projects/365536272/2091010104?token=6933a336
@Zixxii.
9 жыл бұрын
Great news guys, the no-phone was relaunched and reached its goal. Now everyone can enjoy a phone shaped block.
@TheTslat
9 жыл бұрын
Now that the iPhone 6 and 6+ are out, have they made a slightly larger block of plastic to match? I must have the updated piece of plastic before everyone else!
@p05_
9 жыл бұрын
isn't the no-phone just a 3d printed plastic iphone5?
@tommymartin2001
9 жыл бұрын
HOW BOUT WE START TO KICK IT xD
@sierramcrae6796
9 жыл бұрын
Red Pyro™ Wot, m8.
@uygartolgakara5561
9 жыл бұрын
TheRealDeal9045 we did it guys congratz
@AASAA1
9 жыл бұрын
i created 2 kickstarters and called them 1- GIVE ME YOUR MONEY CAUSE WHY NOT 2- give me your money please :D (something like that)
@thegarchompchampion6151
9 жыл бұрын
How much did u get on each
@AASAA1
9 жыл бұрын
none.
@windowslogo3577
9 жыл бұрын
+alhaitham now?
@AASAA1
9 жыл бұрын
still 0.
@AASAA1
9 жыл бұрын
i realised , the project is not live , i have to share the link myself to get freedpack then it launches , i think www.kickstarter.com/projects/733856770/2062883676?token=11309e95
@PiromancerFreak
10 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't talk about the potato salad that rose like 500,000 dollars.
@Keddaii
10 жыл бұрын
it was stupid but not bad as the guy only asked like 20 dollars and people would get stuff
@thegamemaster5500
10 жыл бұрын
i bet a bunch of redditors and 4channers donated to that, there the only people crazy enuff to that
@101arthas
10 жыл бұрын
It was $56,000 USD.
@Keddaii
10 жыл бұрын
Connor Moriarty that must be one top rated salad nonetheless everyone who backed the project atleast received something
@neolithiumproduction
10 жыл бұрын
at least the guy donated all the extra money he got to charity. xD
@jnconrad01
9 жыл бұрын
I actualy saw a kickstarter to sacrifice justin bieber to bring back 2pac but it got removed
@l4d2160
9 жыл бұрын
I must be a terrible person. I would donate money to that; a lot of money... my entire life savings actually.
@JFinne9
9 жыл бұрын
I have no desire to bring back 2pac, but I would still donate a considerable amount of money.
@timmzeditor1360
9 жыл бұрын
I would rob a bank, stab an old lady walking across the street, go to jail, save up for my bail, and donate that, along with my life savings, just to see Justin Bieber drown in a lake... We should start saving up...
@garyleewhitman
9 жыл бұрын
Bryan Young Same here
@timmzeditor1360
9 жыл бұрын
Just wait another year and a half...he'll be gone. Trust me..Obama I meant.
@burnngpigs
10 жыл бұрын
good job letting me know about the kid in need of video games, i donated 20$ :D
@bruhcat2002
10 жыл бұрын
...
@Chuck91
10 жыл бұрын
You know what you could have done with that 20 dollars?
@jim191185
10 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris Given it to a stranger?
@SkullSkillsSkates
10 жыл бұрын
did you really? the project actually did get 20 bucks
@shadowhalk225
10 жыл бұрын
You're the fucking idiot XD
@Screaming-Bees
10 жыл бұрын
How can there be 320 likes when there's only 301 people on earth
@jiannisgkekas4887
10 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed
@leonhill5364
10 жыл бұрын
OMG lol
@luxmar1
10 жыл бұрын
Soo funny :/
@Screaming-Bees
10 жыл бұрын
Jiannis Gekas I'm NOT illuminati
@Screaming-Bees
10 жыл бұрын
Jiannis Gekas your illumunati
@ivantopp8176
8 жыл бұрын
i saw a kid who was asking for $15 for pizza
@SeekersRealm
8 жыл бұрын
+Rik Hager ...
@Disatiere
8 жыл бұрын
i mean if you have 15 to spare might as well feed a dying kid
@goldenpig6453
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sure, he was TOTALLY dying of malnutrition...
@ivantopp8176
7 жыл бұрын
THE GAME no you aren't it was me I posted the comment so people would search it and donate to me
@toriless
7 жыл бұрын
Did it have extra cheese? ;-P
@themechanist7875
9 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever looked at a pigeon and thought god damn, he has the right idea. Why can't i do that?" Yes, i did. As I saw the pigeon taking a dump on someones head.
@pauliether.c.guy.3349
5 жыл бұрын
The Mechanist that pigeon certainly has the right idea.-letting one go. Arghhggg
@patoren3gou653
5 жыл бұрын
Liberals am I right Let’s murder them
@tatskaman
10 жыл бұрын
Kickstarter needs to get their shit together and kick(starter) these fools out of Kickstarter.
@tykzhzyntega3795
10 жыл бұрын
unfunny joke is unfunny
@tatskaman
10 жыл бұрын
Tykzh Zyntega Because every comment on youtube has to be funny.
@BreadWhite-kt3qk
10 жыл бұрын
no. because you tried to be funny but failed
@tatskaman
10 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne How the fuck do you know if I was trying to be funny? I wasn't. You can't tell me I was unless you are me.
@androidman21
10 жыл бұрын
u hav no sweg bich
@takaraandelle
9 жыл бұрын
What if Danger Dolan is the little kid in need of video games and he was using reverse psychology on us so we would send him money. Clever Duck.
@CanisMythson
9 жыл бұрын
Imagine if an entire class brought out No-Phones in high school. The teacher goes to take the phones, but they aren't phones. Then the entire school gets sent home while the teachers try to figure out whether they should punish the students for having phones or not. Priceless!! Although, you better make sure that No-Phones are not confused for guns, so kids don't get expelled. Seriously, kids have been expelled for holding up banannas and saying "bang!" OOO make that a video! 20 weirdest things kids were expelled from school for!
@sman8461
9 жыл бұрын
You can just feel the futile anger in his voice on some of these. I don't blame you Dolan.
@DogmaDisputant
9 жыл бұрын
I think the worst invention ever created in the history of Humankind was the creation of a monotheistic god.
@DogmaDisputant
9 жыл бұрын
No, that's history. It's only an opinion in regards to whether it's the worst invention in history or not.
@DogmaDisputant
9 жыл бұрын
God isn't real, so curb your enthusiasm.
@yourface747
9 жыл бұрын
Dogma Disputant go back to watchin ur christopher hitchens videos
@DogmaDisputant
9 жыл бұрын
Toasted Lego Go back to grade school and learn how to write.
@DogmaDisputant
9 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Kanniff No, I was not there; but unlike yourself, I have a modicum of knowledge on subject. All of the earliest cultures practiced polytheism. Thousands of years latter the early Judeo religion became the first to adopt a monotheistic god. They abandoned all of their earlier gods but kept one. The jealous god. The root causes of intolerance seen in three monotheistic Abrahamic religions are the exclusiveness and particularism that are embedded within it's very definition. Furthermore, in defining the attributes of their one god, include the concept of immutability, that god does not change. Thus the god of the monotheists communicates only one consistent message. In this sense, monotheism is also particularistic. Not only is there only one god, there is only one true message and only one true religion. This leads to both internal and external conflicts like the crusades, dark ages, the inquisition and the endless sectarian violence. Do you not follow current events? Perhaps you should get an education!
@connorlowe7979
9 жыл бұрын
Well technically, fish have the most freedom ever. ALL OCEANS COMBINED.
@NK-xd4fu
9 жыл бұрын
Space.
@ever404
9 жыл бұрын
#rekt
@jorgeortega5072
9 жыл бұрын
***** bull sharks can
@connorlowe7979
9 жыл бұрын
***** Well then maybe they can have that one invention.
@MCTVDeutschland
9 жыл бұрын
***** Give me the source of that, because that clearly sounds like Bullshit.
@Feldschlacht1
9 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people have used kickstarters to launder money...
@patoren3gou653
5 жыл бұрын
Aren’t Kickstarter campaigns money laundering in and if itself Or are they still Making griff the winged lion cause they totally aren’t gonna make more Spyro games after the failure of the reignited trilogy *trollestia meme*
@xRemRooodx
8 жыл бұрын
"People..what a bunch of bastards"
@FloppyRodrigo
8 жыл бұрын
+Pinta Dubbs I get it.
@StickyRice43
8 жыл бұрын
@666Shinedown
10 жыл бұрын
Really Dolan? www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad LOOK AT THIS,YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS ISN'T WORTHY OF A PLACE IN THE COUNTDOWN?
@iJ0bo
10 жыл бұрын
It's a joke, that's probably why he didn't include it.
@thekingsman9773
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!!!!
@Strawberry-ci4zb
10 жыл бұрын
Jeff The killer Hey, Jeff, I suggest you run. I can hear the fangirls coming.
@Chuck91
10 жыл бұрын
Joke or not, that dude making 55 thousand dollars
@THEREALSPARTAN
10 жыл бұрын
well that guys middle name is danger
@RuneSkimmy
10 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would've donated to the fish on wheels. Obviously a gold fish might not be intelligent enough to comprehend its surroundings clearly, but a more intelligent marine animal (octopus?) could comprehend and manipulate its new found mobility.
@vinnybossman
10 жыл бұрын
True, but a poor little octopus in that small of a tank with little to no natural hiding spots would be almost like killing it, but I do really like the mobile fish idea, I'd've definitely backed that project if I knew it existed haha.
@dimentiorules
10 жыл бұрын
spokzac12 And they can also disguise themselves as dads in certain situations.
@451asians
10 жыл бұрын
dimentiorules HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH u sir made my day
@duniecool
10 жыл бұрын
Isnt your name Olaf?
@jameswray50
10 жыл бұрын
If only they made it look like a hamster ball that rolls on the floor, I would buy if for my goldfish just for the lols to see him/her roll around the ground. Also, goldfish are really smart, or at least smarter than was once believed.
@RosinGoblin
10 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever looked at a pigeon and thought god damn, that guy has the right idea"...
@projectOMA
6 жыл бұрын
as they say: "a fool and his money are soon parted." and there are too many damn fools on the internet with money.
@Danmandingo
10 жыл бұрын
*Hell I was SHOT 3 times during an armed mugging last month. Fortunately all I lost was my wallet & still have my LIFE. Maybe I should start up one of these things, to help me pay off the hospital & surgery bill.* *@______@*
@Glasstionempire
10 жыл бұрын
I would donate, I feel really bad that this happened to you Did the guys get caught?
@urcle3704
10 жыл бұрын
I would donate, if you werent lying like a pile of shiot. Shot three times, next day? On youtube Kappa.
@Th3D3vilishBoy
10 жыл бұрын
John Kramer He said he was shot 3 times last month...
@brandini314
10 жыл бұрын
Tobi is a good boy Donate to starving children in Africa.
@Danmandingo
10 жыл бұрын
*My apologies if my original post has caused any confusion.* *It was on Sept 4th around 2 o'clock in the morning when all of this happened. It was 4 young hoodlums that did all of this.* *I had to fight all of them off of me simultaneously (With 3 freaking bullets inside of me). I recall one hitting me in the head with his gun & I fell to the ground, but I got back up and kept fighting to stay alive.* *A detective from Houston's Police Dept Robbery Division has made contact with me recently. There is a chance that they WERE caught and I an thankful for that.* *Again I didn't mean to cause any drama from my original post before.*
@MiaTheWatermellon
10 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how he sounds angry at the end of all the items😂
@ThereMayBeLions
10 жыл бұрын
He must've backed most of them
@KamenRider1113
10 жыл бұрын
I actually like the fish on wheels kickstarter. It's the most logical in this countdown.
@dimondrw
10 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing lol
@Sage-qu2qz
10 жыл бұрын
I want the fish one just because ._.
@TheArnoldification
10 жыл бұрын
Not that logical, but unlike the others, it wasn't really crap and it had some kind of idea to it. Kind of a neat concept for what it is. Kind of funny how it looks like kickstarter gold in comparison to these other abominations featured >_>
@jaide1312
10 жыл бұрын
i want a fish on wheels, with a tank cannon, so i can say: hey, look at my fish TANK.
@Sage-qu2qz
10 жыл бұрын
Jarmo Appelman Heck yes xD
@theilluminati6696
8 жыл бұрын
the random child got $33...
@mraj8372
8 жыл бұрын
LOL of course he did, people will go give a couple dollars just to know they made something happen
@supremegirlygamer2382
8 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed xD
@Jertholden
8 жыл бұрын
And you got 33 likes ;)
@theilluminati6696
8 жыл бұрын
lel xddddddd
@jaynator495
7 жыл бұрын
ELLLLUMMMMMMINATTEEEEE SHIRT (illimunaTshirt... That was a bad pun...)
@itsomni
10 жыл бұрын
Just donated $500 for that kid to buy an Xbox, that poor kid was stuck on a playstation
@LungEater
10 жыл бұрын
PC Master Race!
@_shenanigans_8337
10 жыл бұрын
OblivionMusicVideos while Xbox and ps3 fight PC is sitting there with popcorn
@_shenanigans_8337
10 жыл бұрын
Morec0 yep
@arlo4639
10 жыл бұрын
Xbox sucks
@thenewtroll3089
10 жыл бұрын
#pcmasterrace4life #XBOT #IMEANXBOX
@crittermoded
8 жыл бұрын
*_CHEESUS CRUST_*
@lillylavender4727
8 жыл бұрын
Why dose this not have more likes
@TheJurnalyst
4 жыл бұрын
@@lillylavender4727 *does
@Smidgon
10 жыл бұрын
the jelly fish tank would be cool without the rocks and if it was a little bigger
@HGShurtugal
10 жыл бұрын
i think they need the rocks
@someoneelse5020
10 жыл бұрын
Just buy the rocks in the video
@evert5517
10 жыл бұрын
It kills them, why would they need it?
@HGShurtugal
10 жыл бұрын
RandomDusk food i guess why put it in there in the first place
@evert5517
10 жыл бұрын
I dont know man
@Searchin4keys
8 жыл бұрын
lmao I just saw the "no phone" on shark tank and they all laughed them off the stage it was hilarious!!
@Disatiere
8 жыл бұрын
Those would actually be legitimately useful when getting mugged, yeah yeah im just out of battery
@WheatleyOS
9 жыл бұрын
This video has inadvertantly funded the video game kid 33 dollars/
@bobbyferg9173
9 жыл бұрын
Well that is the people's fault. Oh I should make sob stories about starving children and puppies and get money from idiots. That would be better than get a job.
@Frdkrgr1771
9 жыл бұрын
+Bobby ferg it supposed to be to help people start something now it's like I want to buy something let me ask random people to help me buy it
@NobleVI_343
9 жыл бұрын
+Wheatley Well...fuck! That money could be used anywhere else, Dolan, you have given a dumbass his dream, congrats.
@Smile4theKillCam456
10 жыл бұрын
I saw the Fish-on-wheels Kickstarter campaign when it had first come out (thanks to Vsauce 2) But I must say, it isn't too bad of an idea. I think it's a sort of an alternative for people that just don't have enough time/money for another pet like a dog or a cat. I mean, you have a fish that moves around your house. Seems a tad bit more exciting than just a bowl.
@MrGurfz
10 жыл бұрын
And you wake up at 3 in the morning and hear a lawn mower engine. "Oh wait, that's the fish."
@Smile4theKillCam456
10 жыл бұрын
Gurfz I wonder if it can defend your house from Burglars... "Oh shit man! The guy has a fucking lawn mower! RUN!!"
@Kroeckinator
10 жыл бұрын
What happens if it tries to go down stairs..
@sanguillotine
10 жыл бұрын
It dies instantly in a puff of smoke and all that's left is some wheels and a small key
@taylorfillenwarth5369
10 жыл бұрын
+captainzapperz well that and a fish fry...
@Sarokuthix
9 жыл бұрын
Man dude. Dolan is freakin' amazing. He can be all serious, and then he makes lines like: "If I come back to check this campaign in a couple of months only to find, I have inadvertently sent dozens of you people to fund this kid's video games, I'm going to shit myself laughing." God damn man, I was in tears. You're amazing.
@Potato-qv6hq
9 жыл бұрын
kneel before your lord and savior, Cheesus Crust
@izzycirrus
9 жыл бұрын
Potato:3 You mean Lord and Savor!
@nanoknight4741
9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Puns.
@pacrat885
9 жыл бұрын
I actually bought one
@thebastard890
9 жыл бұрын
+Potato:3 you mean Lord and Flavor :)
@IIcyTom
10 жыл бұрын
Hell, maybe I should do a kickstarter for a car lol.
@CobarLP
10 жыл бұрын
***** Even the Kid got 30 bucks. So there's still hope to get money from iditots.
@jsmoove446
10 жыл бұрын
15 Worst KZitem Channels Ever 1. Danger Dolan xD
@Seltkirk-ABC
10 жыл бұрын
What a terrible troll.. Get the fuck out.
@mccl0ut
10 жыл бұрын
litterally the worst troll i have ever seen lol
@jsmoove446
10 жыл бұрын
***** >Doesn't understand le mémé >Never heard of Reddit xD >basic dudebro rofl
@TheLandOfMilk
10 жыл бұрын
Obvious troll is obvious?
@gatorix2962
10 жыл бұрын
RIP in piece
@BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
10 жыл бұрын
A sucker is born every minute....
@josephsamon220
10 жыл бұрын
I think that's what he meant, not the actual people who make the products the people who back them.
@BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
10 жыл бұрын
***** what's wrong sweetheart? :-*( :D
@hyrulianeffery
10 жыл бұрын
***** fake account is fake
@LocalHolehead
10 жыл бұрын
hyrulianeffery Too true! :3
@BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
10 жыл бұрын
jim jimjim sorry bro. At least you tried. :-*( :D
@MissingUTAH911
8 жыл бұрын
It's almost comforting to hear your voice again after so long.
@SonicsLastCaticlism
10 жыл бұрын
The kid asking for video games has raised $20 bucks. Impressive.
@FTW1230
10 жыл бұрын
gotta respect his honesty though.
@SuckMyRightToe
10 жыл бұрын
"lovable squishy marine animal"? I'm English so we only get weak ones but jellyfish are all bastards. Stingy bastards, immortal bastards or just plain deadly bastards. Bastards, the lot of them.
@ToffeeLime
10 жыл бұрын
Not all jellyfish sting. In my country, we have words for the ones that don't sting and the ones that do. The ones that don't are called "Water Men", the ones that do are called "Burn Men"
@jaide1312
10 жыл бұрын
if i go to the beach, its a d day of jellyfish ;/
@SuckMyRightToe
9 жыл бұрын
ToffeeLime They're still bastards for not being strawberry flavoured . . .
@sc18594
9 жыл бұрын
This kickstarter should be in the list. www.kickstarter.com/projects/824451884/shitbag
@Triple7
9 жыл бұрын
Okay, what the actual hell.
@Lnicholls2000
9 жыл бұрын
Omg I died of laughter when I saw it XD
@lynxanimation4199
9 жыл бұрын
.....k im going to go commit suicide because I know are species won't ever survive
@tommymartin2001
9 жыл бұрын
$123... i know im from uk but WTF IS THIS
@napalm550
9 жыл бұрын
The bad part is, living, breathing people paid 120+ for a plastic bag with a hole cut in it, and a strap of duct tape.
@TJForceIX
8 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, a budgeting app that shows you in an easy to understand metric like how many days your money needs to last you does actually sound fairly useful.
@doejhonny
8 жыл бұрын
There are a ton of them in the app store, some for $1.99, and some are even FREE. Thats right I said FREE!!! Like America!
@TJForceIX
8 жыл бұрын
yeah, seems like an idea people would have done. (:
@patoren3gou653
5 жыл бұрын
Cheapskate X Videos or at least white america
@ronaldchan9522
8 жыл бұрын
Why would someone put rocks in a round jellyfish tank? O.o Logic much?
@uuu12343
6 жыл бұрын
Bob Chung Why would they not? Logic much?
@bartwieling
9 жыл бұрын
The nophone can get in handy to trick pickpockers instead of stealing an real phone they steal the nophone then :)
@mikzin630
9 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that
@NK-xd4fu
9 жыл бұрын
I was thinking for using it as a troll gift for a birthday :D
@spacewater7
9 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought about it. However just buying a broken phone on ebay that somebody'd dropped in a toilet would be cheaper. That and the thief wouldn't immediately realize they hadn't taken your phone.
@jcat1854
9 жыл бұрын
or you could just have no phone. the pickpocketer would still get nothing from you
@ScubaDiverMan408
10 жыл бұрын
the kid is you isnt it Dolan ;)
@indeedafellowkid1472
10 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT
@Semper-S3XY
10 жыл бұрын
He makes money by this channel. I'm sure he could just ask for some of he wanted
@NoMoreNiceGuy1
9 жыл бұрын
What about the guy who got 50,000$ for a salad
@Rickity2345
9 жыл бұрын
That wasn't stupid it was delicious.
@captainobvious9201
8 жыл бұрын
next is 1M$ for a medium pepperoni pizza xD
@ivo2302
6 жыл бұрын
That was Beautiful
@gabiblack
9 жыл бұрын
wait so you could just invent a fake thing....start a kickstarter and get money from stupid people?
@izzycirrus
9 жыл бұрын
PDGT04 I NEED TO GET A CREDIT CARD
@mlpfanboy1701
9 жыл бұрын
The level of stupidity or sheer boredom in some people is unbelievable
@izzycirrus
9 жыл бұрын
Mlpfanboy I don't think they do it out of stupidity, I just think they do it for fun. Hey, it would by pretty hilarious to fund a Fish on Wheels!
@DreaxDK
10 жыл бұрын
Hahhahaha that kid got some money now XD
@humphrey6614
10 жыл бұрын
someone wants Dolan to shit him self from laghter
@hyrulianeffery
10 жыл бұрын
***** fake account is fake
@thenewtroll3089
10 жыл бұрын
***** wtf
@LocalHolehead
10 жыл бұрын
Deather2000 Translation: *too lazy to provide :3*
@gabrielhole-jones2547
10 жыл бұрын
***** Hey there, fake PressFart.
@wcs9582
8 жыл бұрын
33$'s raised for the 'kid in need of video games' CX
@wcs9582
8 жыл бұрын
Which one of you did it?
@kometmadethis
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe I did,Maybe I didn't...
@VannyARTS
9 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to start a kickstart in building crops and farms where people needs it...or for potable water machines
@Rami7605
5 жыл бұрын
Never stop dreaming
@victorynuke7948
10 жыл бұрын
What about the potato salad kickstarter
@ThatZommy
10 жыл бұрын
It was a joke, these are serious.
@CobarLP
10 жыл бұрын
Thats not the worst, that's actually funny. And it was intended to be a joke. But the creator himself did spend some money to charity. So it was good for all.
@DistantDeadWorlds
9 жыл бұрын
He showed it in the first few minutes.
@Tdogredman
9 жыл бұрын
How is that a bad kickstarter?!?
@actionmethod
9 жыл бұрын
Fish are the kittens of the sea.
@bluemooshroomgames6678
9 жыл бұрын
actionmethod yep
@actionmethod
9 жыл бұрын
BlueMooshroomGames I was quoting Green Peace. Obviously cats aren't fish...
@bluemooshroomgames6678
9 жыл бұрын
actionmethod yea ik
@The_PokeSaurus
8 жыл бұрын
+actionmethod Fish are friends, not food!
@kaputmonkey
8 жыл бұрын
+actionmethod I actually want a sea kitten now, thanks a lot. ;)
@PugpuppyDudley
9 жыл бұрын
Actually jellyfish are overpopulating, and are killing everything ocean.. Still cute though?
@jellyfish0112
9 жыл бұрын
That's just racist man
@StrifeRixa
9 жыл бұрын
That's just a particular breed of jellyfish around Japan.
@SuperZero-nf6mk
9 жыл бұрын
jellyfish0112 How is that racist? Jellyfish are just fish.
@Jacob-eg3kv
9 жыл бұрын
SuperZero2552 ...
@bnp-neeson5257
9 жыл бұрын
SuperZero2552 did you look at his youtube name?
@hottestguyyouknow9638
8 жыл бұрын
when it comes to the No Phone, you said he raised $7,000 but clearly it said over $9,000 in the screen shot.. Come on Dolan.. get your act together
@Disatiere
8 жыл бұрын
Its ISIS holding him hostage making him nervous. HES CLEARLY ASKING FOR HELP
@liamgallagher9939
10 жыл бұрын
Omg the flying bycicle is from kiki's delivery service!
@LWolf12
10 жыл бұрын
Didn't think about that till I saw your comment, but it really does remind me of that thing.
@thomasl1061
10 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing I actually liked you as a character Shimmer.
@LWolf12
10 жыл бұрын
joseph samon Well, if I must, then I suppose I shall unsubscribe and no give Danger Doland any more ad revenue by watching and enjoying his content. You obviously have the authority to tell people to leave and not watch videos here. Far be it for me to corrupt the quality of the video to do liking a show you don't enjoy. It's not like he's putting this content up for everyone or something. Only for the select people you deem worthy. Thank you ever so much for correcting me in my misconception of that fact and letting me know you are the true owner of this channel and the one who says who is allowed to watch it and who isn't.
@BronyPonyVal
10 жыл бұрын
joseph samon You're the cancer here attacking someone for no reason.
@BronyPonyVal
10 жыл бұрын
***** You're not even the real PFTC. You're*
@Gartneren1234
8 жыл бұрын
Stacked rocks... Where I come from, we do that all the time when we're out hiking :). You can see them all over the place, and some of the towers are just ridicilously tall. The biggest one I saw was over a metre in height with an undetermined waist width.
@Gartneren1234
8 жыл бұрын
+N Lin Its a tradition that all norwegians and some tourists are eager attendants at. In its simplest form, everyone that passes one of these towers, make their own bit of work by placing a rock each in the tower. Even if a wind gust were to blow the tower over, during the tourist season, the tower would quickly be rebuilt or replaced by more numerous, yet smaller towers. It would otherwise take a whole ton of work to do, but with thousands of people participating, the amount of physical labour induced by each individual is very small. Also as well, the rocks that are used in what I mentioned are rarely larger than 1kilogram, or whatever weight people find reasonable to bother trying to lift. Usually, the tower is only loose piles of dirt and stone, but some towers are specifically designed to last for many years.
@Gartneren1234
8 жыл бұрын
+N Lin Indeed it is. Particularly around July-August when the hiking season passes its peak point, during which time there are dozens if not even houndreds towers like this in just a small area.
@nellz72
8 жыл бұрын
+Mattias Johannessen There are areas in the western United States, where hikers do the same thing along trails. I don't think it's as much a tradition here. Mainly the areas are more of a desert like environment, so there are lots of good rocks for stacking on one another.
@Gartneren1234
8 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not surprised if the tradition is practiced in the US as well because it is in fact practiced pretty much all over the world, but norwegians are far more enthuastic about it than any other nations. In fact, there are people who specifically train to build massive stacks of stone known as "location pinners" to mark important landmarks, such as the final destination of popular hikes, and show tourists the way to the actual destination. One such tower was built 30years ago. Despite being constructed using only stone and no concrete, and being over 2metres in height, it still stands to this day. Most towers though never reach that height, as they are usually destroyed by natural causes upon reaching a certain height when the wind gets a hold on them.
@nellz72
8 жыл бұрын
***** That is really amazing to be able to stand for 30 years like that. I would really enjoy seeing that and maybe, stack some of my own.
@VulpesFidelis
8 жыл бұрын
And as far as the unicorn hat and the game kid: You know you're buying someone a gift. If you want to do that, that's on you. Why did the girl get hers? Girl. 😜
@nxviyaa
8 жыл бұрын
i actually want the fish on wheels
@ieatshadows
8 жыл бұрын
+mcr is life Ⓥ its clever
@connor8198
8 жыл бұрын
+ieatshadows I agree
@spxiledbear9441
8 жыл бұрын
So do I!!
@brixusxviii6955
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah it would be like Clause from American Dad,but sadly without the ability to talk.
@Gardivanyth
8 жыл бұрын
+mcr is life Ⓥ It's a clever idea, but it's just not implemented well.
@ovidio6397
10 жыл бұрын
The chances of you seeing this Danger Dolan is low but just wanted to say keep up the great work.:)
@jupgraded3134
10 жыл бұрын
Hah what are the odds?
@superfudge6428
10 жыл бұрын
The Dolan Sees ALL O3O
@sanguillotine
10 жыл бұрын
cool, i can respect that
@AleTitan
9 жыл бұрын
So I just need to come up with a stupid idea and I can get money? Cool
@mrjpz
8 жыл бұрын
am I the only one thinking the tahka is a good idea
@flagsoftheworld2861
8 жыл бұрын
LOL no!
@mrjpz
8 жыл бұрын
Joseph Freeman see you have taste my amigo
@mrjpz
8 жыл бұрын
***** so do u
@mrjpz
8 жыл бұрын
Zombie Chicken well atleast I don't have a wet phone
@jamessleeper2477
8 жыл бұрын
nope i think its cool idea that should be made
@bronzeenightziemek3530
9 жыл бұрын
"Mom can I get some games" "No" "Then I'll just start a kickstarter,humm should we rase 20$ na let's make it 500$"
@urlocaldevilbaby4797
9 жыл бұрын
Raise* ^_^
@tankmaster7834
9 жыл бұрын
people will fund it if it was shark on wheels
@denniswhurley
9 жыл бұрын
or with big freakin' lasers on its head!!!
@InsaniReb
9 жыл бұрын
Or.. big frickin sharks with frickin lazers on their head
@tankmaster7834
9 жыл бұрын
shark finner's beware
@InsaniReb
9 жыл бұрын
Commander Pootis Lol, do you get that quote..
@robertfolkner9253
7 жыл бұрын
How about a Kid on Wheels?
@Narutou01
10 жыл бұрын
number 5 is actually really useful in some situations.if you are ever forced to go to a sports game and it starts raining, you can still entertain yourself in the rain.
@Unholyzyx
10 жыл бұрын
Waterproof case, or if you're not living in the past with Apple, a waterproof phone.
@johnwalker5614
10 жыл бұрын
Why would you go to a sports game if you are just going to use your phone?
@fredislazo9444
10 жыл бұрын
The reason you go to a game is to watch it not be on your phone
@MalachiCo0
10 жыл бұрын
John Walker If you're going for someone but didn't actually didn't want to go
@Narutou01
10 жыл бұрын
John Walker read thoroughly man. i said forced to go.
@landonreed8480
10 жыл бұрын
i wan to mak a kikstrtr so i can go to disnee wurld If you seriously believed this is real, I will be laughing at you.
@Smile4theKillCam456
10 жыл бұрын
Perhaps invest in an education instead.
@kokichiouma297
10 жыл бұрын
its trying to communicate
@TheMikhee
10 жыл бұрын
Guys... Show more button.
@kokichiouma297
10 жыл бұрын
TheMikhee i know i just played along
@tykzhzyntega3795
10 жыл бұрын
Smile4thekillcam456 You must be new here, this is called a Troll..
@DreFromMaine8472
2 жыл бұрын
This was the first ever Danger Dolan vid I saw back in the day and I've been a fan ever since!
@inwemeneldur2025
8 жыл бұрын
*checks video game kid* DOLAN. I THINK YOU SENT PEOPLE TO DONATE!!!!!!
@Mossdummy
9 жыл бұрын
Oh my Guada! It's Cheesus Christ
@vincentcampaert8497
9 жыл бұрын
Phoenix_Sarah I'd put my penis on the griller, then I can say Jesus is my bitch.
@vincentcampaert8497
9 жыл бұрын
***** yeah
@vincentcampaert8497
9 жыл бұрын
***** Do it when your drunk as fuck.
@MisterInevitable
10 жыл бұрын
Dolan just had to say it. We have to support that kid to play video games now.
@todomon-ev3cg
8 жыл бұрын
I want a fish on wheels :(
@ruinerrrrrr
8 жыл бұрын
you want your fish crashing into tables chairs and expensive vases all threw your house?
@Disatiere
8 жыл бұрын
Do you know those small automatic vacuums? They have sensors that detect obstacles.
@todomon-ev3cg
8 жыл бұрын
hell yeah I do
@todomon-ev3cg
8 жыл бұрын
and there roomvas :)
@Disatiere
8 жыл бұрын
todomons orange star productions There's more than just roomvas >_>
@ognjenradulovic7336
8 жыл бұрын
My mom once said a joke about a NoPhone.I DID NOT KNOW THEY EXSIST!!!
@ImTheDaveman
8 жыл бұрын
LOL - the rocks - its unbelievable! I've been cursed with scores of rocks on my land that seamingly pops up out of nowhere - and I thought to myself., if I could find a way to sell these rocks, I'd be rich! And I be damned if this guy didnt do just that with rocks he probably stole from government land - LoL.
@lennyfaceg3tr3kt
8 жыл бұрын
You can just download the kickstarter pick symbol and put it on an image and BAM kickstarter pick
@VulpesFidelis
8 жыл бұрын
One problem with the Grilled Cheesus, is that they already have toasters developed that can toast images. Indeed, if I ever have money to throw in the furnace, I want the one that toasts the Sun. 🌞
@swefress
9 жыл бұрын
This is the reason why humans are inferior to the rest of the planets species
@Cobramodder
9 жыл бұрын
***** No.
@swefress
9 жыл бұрын
yes, atleast one of them
@Cobramodder
9 жыл бұрын
***** Human supremacy. Always. Don't be the misanthrope.
@FluffyArcheops
9 жыл бұрын
Homo Sapiens are an extremely destructive species. Recently, I observed one stabbing a tree with a broken bottle, before collapsing next to said tree.
@swefress
9 жыл бұрын
My points exactly
@SpartanPrimeDSTY117
9 жыл бұрын
someone donated $20 on the "buy a kid some video games" ._.
@NoFunney
9 жыл бұрын
well i may aswell start a kickstarter so i can pre-order Fallout 4
@binkyfishy
9 жыл бұрын
the window glove is a good idea b/c in some places like Canada u can get frostbite in just seconds
@VelvetKitsune
10 жыл бұрын
...No Phone? What is this I don't even...
@moowelling8037
10 жыл бұрын
Like srsly tho . HEY LOOK AT MY BEW PHONE 😃 THAT ISNT A FUCKING PHONE
@moowelling8037
10 жыл бұрын
New*
@Gazus12345
10 жыл бұрын
The rock one is hilarious and fucking smart when you actually think about it
@someoneelse5020
10 жыл бұрын
Me: jeez I'm bored today. Oh wait I have (drumroll as I'm rummaging through a cupboard) ROCKS!!!(holds up in air loz style)
@Gazus12345
10 жыл бұрын
The welsh Yoshi lol funny thing is when I saw the kickstarter, this guy thought this was an actual invention and innovation across all levels. He's probably laughing his ass off while counting his cash and woman blowing him.
@Mokujo
10 жыл бұрын
#1 should have been Feminist Frequency.
@hawkeyegough9090
10 жыл бұрын
project, not invention
@ThejewelCraft0100
7 жыл бұрын
I once was about to set up a Kickstarter so I could buy an expensive peace of merchandise.
@mark2000tk
10 жыл бұрын
If you take your eyes out of their sockets with a spoon, this comment section then looks really beautiful.
@sanguillotine
10 жыл бұрын
I did and you're right it is a lot more beautiful
@TheLandOfMilk
10 жыл бұрын
I have only taken out one eye yet, and already it's turning a nice shade of red!
@MetalMouth54321
10 жыл бұрын
I think that NoPhone would be made more as a prank than an actual product.
@BudCharlesUnderVlogs
9 жыл бұрын
OMG fish on wheels would have been epic!
@GabrielTheMagolorMain
4 жыл бұрын
“Civilians Board Game” would actually be kinda cool. Just do 3 things: 1. Lower the costs to $200 2. Add new pieces, and players 3. Change the name to “Chess 2020”, “Chess Remastered”, and “Chess 3D” I like the flying bicycle due to “E.T.”
@TankNBeans
8 жыл бұрын
Demand for peace? Lol
@mikekruger7728
8 жыл бұрын
fuck peace!! #WarRules
@jamesgrey13
7 жыл бұрын
Let's hold hands and kick asses!
@justsomeguy3565
9 жыл бұрын
is it still a jockstrap if there's no jock that it could strap??
@Aasha
9 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking. If King Kong comes around maybe that can count as a jock strap. But right now it's closer to just "art" of some kind.
@mrs.yellow_ledbetter2911
9 жыл бұрын
I can't explain why, but I love this legit question. I really want to know. I would say no, it wouldn't be.
@justsomeguy3565
9 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter :)
@justsomeguy3565
9 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter Lets talk about it over a beer
@DJEylisium
9 жыл бұрын
Is it still a water bottle if it contains no water?
@TheFemSniper
10 жыл бұрын
*looks at my fish* Come on fish your gonna get a cat
@Abs0lut3Cyner
10 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@kirito8867
9 жыл бұрын
If anyone knows good fish puns, let minnow.
@matthenesy4216
9 жыл бұрын
Kirito Well, I don't have any fish puns, but I do have a few _sparrow_ bird puns.
@P.A.C.E.automotive
9 жыл бұрын
Fish on wheels is a good idea. Or maybe if you had one of those trains that goes all over your house along the walls, one of the train cars is a fish tank.
@GabeNewellDFTBA
9 жыл бұрын
6:36 Chessus Crust
@deadlyweasel5655
9 жыл бұрын
All hail lord GABEN
@relaxing_flight956
9 жыл бұрын
Half Life 3 please
@UltimaJC
10 жыл бұрын
Well somebody gave that kid $20 Canadian.
@CamelsHighOnCrayons
10 жыл бұрын
Canadians...
@jo5242
10 жыл бұрын
Canadians....
@samanas350
10 жыл бұрын
Canadians..
@jo5242
10 жыл бұрын
Canadians.... Grr
@tykzhzyntega3795
10 жыл бұрын
Canadians...
@buck1627
9 жыл бұрын
Hey Dolan... that kid that wanted money got 33$ 11/10
@looshkinthecatgamer5505
9 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Star Well, 33$ = Dreamcast!
@hompalai
9 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the flying bicycle. A FUCKING FLYING BYCICLE HAHHSHAH
@VaporsUnion
10 жыл бұрын
The Civilians Board Game sounds like a really cool idea, and Chess isn't boring. Danger Dolan confirmed for shit taste in board games.
@daflaminglink1166
10 жыл бұрын
He said it made chess boring, no hate
@EarlyPreppers
10 жыл бұрын
He said it made chess MORE boring.
@lionohday5197
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah there are plenty of better Board games out there. Chess ain't nothin.
@leum9787
9 жыл бұрын
Wtf the fish thing sounds awesome
@linuslambotips3537
9 жыл бұрын
Anita Sarkeesian should be #1.
@420sakura1
5 жыл бұрын
She's the best thing that happened to gaming since Nintendo saved North America video game market. Games she can be heavy handed but she brought awareness female characters are not sexual objects old games female HEROINE we're just masturbate tops for teens and the industry knew don't say otherwise.
@patoren3gou653
5 жыл бұрын
K 9 Poodle he’s cause women totally play or care about video games And dot say she’s an exception cause she fucking isn’t Also her hitman bit was flat out wrong on every level
@jenniferpurcell3028
8 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at one of Dolan's videos.
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