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@lordswaggity1213
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you. You're probably gonna spend the dough on a twink. Good job on JRE though it was entertaining.
@lordswaggity1213
4 жыл бұрын
When are your Chicago tickets coming out, fettuccine Alfredo in the big city? Fans of this humpback whale of a comic will get the reference.
@ShangHighRoller
4 жыл бұрын
Ridge Wallet---YUMMMM
@bababooboo2057
4 жыл бұрын
Im so depressed by the holidays that there is no amount of material junk that can ever fill the depth of my sorrow, which lives in my soul!
@mjkaoud111
4 жыл бұрын
Sarasota, FL...Look it up!
@PatriotsOfWash
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the greatest man to ever do a podcast. Corporate Steakhouse was unbelievable.
@mindgames9614
4 жыл бұрын
you must be new
@bigfoot7688
4 жыл бұрын
@ZackM go back to the Joey Diaz podcast you fuckin Muppet
@earfboy2146
4 жыл бұрын
Scott Cross You should check out CUMTOWN!
@vhscopyofseinfeld
4 жыл бұрын
“You what some blue cheese with that buffalo....FAGGOT!!!”
@drakeholliday5671
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, if you loved Corporate Steakhouse, you would love love Tropical-themed Resort on da moon.
@travelingobserver6590
2 жыл бұрын
I keep digging out these old episodes and every one is a masterpiece 😅
@christianwalter997
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing quite like a nice, cold, 2019 Tim episode from before the world ended. It's like driving into your hometown in the rain/snow on Christmas, having a cigarette before goin inside. Nothing better.
@Ankur3108
Жыл бұрын
Classic
@patrickcavanaugh4455
Жыл бұрын
This and Assland is maybe the fucking best of them man. I'll listen over and over again.
@patrickcavanaugh4455
Жыл бұрын
Assland epitomizes Tims resentment for the industry and if you are having a bad day or raging at an unfair world, My God there is no better medicine than that episode.
@Gaggerlotion
Жыл бұрын
@@christianwalter997 when did the world end?
@blastbeetb.3045
4 жыл бұрын
Ben's laugh is essential to the show
@raunchdressing2204
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... IT was.
@kevschnibbletz3808
2 жыл бұрын
Rip
@the-biggest-dank
Жыл бұрын
Bring it back, the new eps just don't hit the same
@MrMexikin
9 ай бұрын
@@raunchdressing2204lmao "yeah... it WAS*"
@lukeb911
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny as hell but he is also full of wisdom.
@Search4Facts
7 ай бұрын
🎯 Agree
@monkeytrousers6180
4 жыл бұрын
It's like Sunday Service but with an unhinged crazy person.
@power2theppl896
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's all Sunday Services...have u checked on religion lately? Lol but I see ur point
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@AdrianHertz
4 жыл бұрын
So like Sunday service?
@RapnuzeI
4 жыл бұрын
“You’re a 38 year-old man! Stop reading Harry Potter in public! You’re an adult!” 🤣🤣🤣
@PodCastables
4 жыл бұрын
Tim dillion the greatest story teller ever
@charlescarden3406
4 жыл бұрын
I want a “life in the big city” T shirt.
@LawnPusher
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@calatianupriser
4 жыл бұрын
It exists now
@LawnPusher
4 жыл бұрын
@@calatianupriser I the merch yesterday. Love it
@masterprattu
4 ай бұрын
But I compromised. I got a ridge wallet and a promescent spray instead.
@BalotelliFan713
4 жыл бұрын
Tim's take on the biz remind's me of Patrice's. Stay true to yourself and you may "suffer" from career setbacks but you cement your legacy. Tim, keep doing you kid and I can't wait until you're in Nashville again
@chrisw1197
2 жыл бұрын
Uuuurrdrrdtf test is. Xi
@T.I.M.Thirteen
4 жыл бұрын
32:47 “That was all spent on colostomy bags for the talent...” And still king! 👑
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
4 жыл бұрын
The Irishman was 3 hours of trying to pretend Robert De Niro isn't geriatric. That scene where he beats the grocery worker, oof.
@Cuyt24
4 жыл бұрын
G G he walks like an old man with a bad hip. It’s embarrassing.
@scottp.548
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cuyt24 Well, he is getting up there.
@fukurmomma6393
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the point and said ya that doesnt look fake cus he cant pretend to kick someone and make it believable
@BlazRa
3 жыл бұрын
It was a good movie Tim's just always bitching about something
@BlazRa
3 жыл бұрын
@@fukurmomma6393 well the mafia really isn't into High Athletic combat they're more into shooting guys
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
4 жыл бұрын
My cousin Dave lives in Florida, he was arrested for robbing a gas station armed with an alligator
@BigD365
11 ай бұрын
Rewatching all Timmy Ds podcasts from the covid era. PURE GOLD!
@dantedycer
4 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@KarenTookTheKids364
4 жыл бұрын
Best podcast on the Internet.
@merfymac
4 жыл бұрын
Excellent. Thanks for posting 🚬 Timmy. This podcast has become my current favorite. Always delighted when a new episode pops. 👍🏼
@alexblaha6264
Жыл бұрын
“Stop jerking off the past” is possibly one of the best statements ever said
@rg5312
Жыл бұрын
True but just to clarify his point about pointing guns at blacks trying to go to school wasn't a thing. When the federal government started forcing desegregation the military was brought in to force white kids to go to school with blacks at gun point. History sucks but just not the way you think it did.
@traviswoods7849
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is literally the only form of entertainment thats has ever been in existence
@willatkinson141
4 жыл бұрын
What's the real problem with Florida? "The people...the others.." Tim is the goat.
@Daniel-ds4oq
4 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy out there, standup, podcast, guy is always killing.
@stellar7760
4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not takin’ no shit is what I’m sayin’!! If you’re killing people with your food and they’re leaving on stretchers, that’s clearly not MY issue’” Lmfao Tim’s Thanksgiving really reflects life in the big city.
@couchman-sw6jy
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@stellar7760
4 жыл бұрын
Roland Deschain No, ma’am, but you clearly are; I’ve been here since 12k. 😘
@stellar7760
4 жыл бұрын
Roland Deschain Welcome! Make sure you pick up your “Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon” ASAP - they’re going fast! I mean, I haven’t received mine just yet but these puppies basically sell themselves! In fact, I could sell you some? 💎
@kingheart9555
3 жыл бұрын
Get a down payment from him first in order to honor and secure the deal.
@Vincentl2189
4 жыл бұрын
Come on back home to Florida, Life in the little city.
@Search4Facts
7 ай бұрын
:) Wait, we have big cities too lol. Tim is #1
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
I was at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house, several people were on their phones, debating whether or not to go to Target. I was baffled 😅
@scottp.548
4 жыл бұрын
Tim you deserve a free Ridge Wallet for your Lodge story. You earned it buddy.
@KrakHouse
4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna listen regardless but would it hurt to get the video going
@extvproducer
4 жыл бұрын
He needs to hit up Rogan for podcast tech help! 😎🎥
@haveniceday7768
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheHeretic435 lololololollollolollllll you mad bro
@TonsMoreCowbell
4 жыл бұрын
I think Tim realized that you don't get cancelled by cancel culture if you don't provide the visuals for the media to run with. Audio-only flies under the radar.
@TheHeretic435
4 жыл бұрын
@@TonsMoreCowbell check your privilege
@61butthatsaveragehere87
4 жыл бұрын
Even better if filmed outside, on the porch etc
@PatriotsOfWash
4 жыл бұрын
Tim, please shower me with your podcast greatness everyday.
@bloodandteeth
4 жыл бұрын
My new favorite podcast. Needed after working retail he’ll Black Friday weekend.
@jtcoop9
4 жыл бұрын
This dude is a doug stanhope chris farley hybrid
@WitzyZed
4 жыл бұрын
Even without video, audio alone tells me exactly what 1:47:10 looked like.
@ladeacarr4245
2 жыл бұрын
underrated episode!! this episode with Lisa's lounge story... and 3 am episode... so many others are amazing
@evanboyer5928
4 жыл бұрын
I listened to corporate steakhouse really hungover last Sunday morning and now I'm hooked.
@lordswaggity1213
4 жыл бұрын
Yes we should all start tweeting at Chick Fil A to annoy Tim. 😁
@PatriotsOfWash
4 жыл бұрын
That's what got me hooked also. It was unbelievable.
@evanboyer5928
4 жыл бұрын
@@PatriotsOfWash yeah the anthropological discussion on Long Island women was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@anon667
4 жыл бұрын
Tim is the best to listen to when on drugs/alcohol or coming down from drugs/alcohol 😂 love this man
@Kyle-xt8ip
4 жыл бұрын
I had a Lisa's type of place in my early twenties. I was not in a good place at that time of my life. I am honestly blessed lucky and fortunate that I was able to get my shit together later on. A lot of people I used to know can't believe it when they run into me and see where I am now. I wish everyone could find their way out and come out great on the other side, but unfortunately most do not.
@jacobdavis3876
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon- "Disney is a disease."
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@ProudFilthyCasual
4 жыл бұрын
@Tim Jacuzzi No one has seen the sequel trilogy yet lol. The last one isn't out.
@shadownaught
4 жыл бұрын
Your podcast reminds me of talking shit all afternoon with my coked up cousin over a 30 rack of naty ice. Wish I had started listening sooner, saw you on JRE, but I'm onboard.
@vegasdomeshot6580
4 жыл бұрын
Tony Hinchcliff ,Andrew Santino , Tim Dillon all in one night well worth the drive from Las Vegas to Los Angeles
@thesouthphillypaulcast7350
4 жыл бұрын
Great episode Tim. It took me a few days to get thru, but well worth it.
@jesse7157
4 жыл бұрын
I went to florida and watched an alligator eat a heron
@Freddy_v
4 жыл бұрын
Jesse Richards i believe it’s spelled heroine*
@JerseySlayer
4 жыл бұрын
I watched a guy named gator shoot heroin in New Jersey
@scottp.548
4 жыл бұрын
@@JerseySlayer I live in New Jersey and have seen both, plus spent an evening with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens!
@mr.hostetter855
4 жыл бұрын
@@Freddy_v If you mean that it ate a female hero, then yes. Heroin, clown.
@Freddy_v
4 жыл бұрын
Hostetter exactly. As in the heroines at Disney World. Timmys favorite place. Why you talking about that black tar you fucking clown. Florida does bath salts and cocaine.
@michaelbraunstein799
4 жыл бұрын
From Florida. Grew up my whole life here. 4 miles from the Parkland school. DO NOT MOVE HERE.
@steeveekeys1904
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly feel like I'm the last white guy in Miami. I got pushed out of my job, don't speak Spanish. But it's not really considered discrimination for some reason. Maybe it should be?
@glyn5385
4 жыл бұрын
love you Tim, youre the best antidepressant. thank you
@joshlockie9285
4 жыл бұрын
Nice sounds like Tim’s in Edmonton for my birthday. That’s about as close as he could get to where I am. Looks like I’m gonna be taking a road trip this spring.
@vegasdomeshot6580
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Armean! Where are you ! ( pummeled by a mountain lion 🦁 haha
@richvasquez4922
4 жыл бұрын
I specifically watched lady and the tramp for that siamese cat song
@Vub.
4 жыл бұрын
Another great one, keep em coming timmy
@Cuyt24
4 жыл бұрын
I laugh when Ben laughs.
@wattmarren4731
4 жыл бұрын
If the Boston Marathon bomber had a Cannae backpack we'd only have Halfachusetts!
@elijahthomas6038
4 жыл бұрын
Best podcast on the internet
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
100% true.
@yeaown8139
4 жыл бұрын
You are destined to become the greatest Florida Man in history, literally and figuratively.
@iamshaman
4 жыл бұрын
"At the end of this everbody is going to die and nobody is going to remember you" = when Tim realized this he was watching The Irishman.. as this was a major point in the movie.. spoiler alert
@Goonch92
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the new Stanhope. Sounds like him too.
@billwilenski
4 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re depressing me about Long Island I live there I don’t anymore but it’s bringing back all those bad feelings😂😂😂
@anthonyrisola6144
4 жыл бұрын
Tim is a brilliant storyteller. He has got to write a book about all of the people he's met and his life experiences. It would be a best seller and hysterically funny.
@VAMPZDJ
Жыл бұрын
I love Tim's ad reads lol. Unskippable
@VIVsVeiws
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for keeping the truth alive and making it funny for me while you're at it.
@61butthatsaveragehere87
4 жыл бұрын
2:09 there goes my prepared green tea
@Hannahbananabutttt
6 ай бұрын
lol I know this was posted 4 years ago but I used to live in weeki wachee Florida 😂 my friends grandmother made the tails for those mermaid shows. Tim if you ever end up living in Florida I may have to consider moving back as well but honestly anywhere is better than NoVa (Northern Virginia) at this point bc we can’t afford to live here anymore 😢
@jordan_velasquez
4 жыл бұрын
The Synopsis Queen! Thanks Tim for review of the Irishman. I was going to give it a shot in hope of something refreshing but saved me from wasting time with recycled screen bullshit!
@deengew
4 жыл бұрын
sounds like Tim is mad he didn't get that part in the Irishman
@Chase222s
4 жыл бұрын
Prince Andrew Sketch Tim Dillon
@trentjung8035
3 жыл бұрын
“Best case you’re going to be a hotdog!!” Bro LMAO
@bonson9156
9 ай бұрын
17:00 I had a similar experience on Thanksgiving in Dallas. Super expensive and the food seemed like it was microwaved. I I had Lobster Bisque as well (some creamy soup)
@jsp7218
4 жыл бұрын
So... No video anymore? I miss the porch
@AAMarc
4 жыл бұрын
he said its cold and windy
@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders
Жыл бұрын
1:45:00 ; Bless Tim Dillon for keeping Comedy, HONEST. Nothing worse than watching character actors trying to be comedians on stage doing 1 hour specials bombing the whole hour, telling pretentious lies , that they think to be funny, and not lending anything to their experience or that of others. How's business Comedy Central ?? 🤣
@a.k.4o
4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree with you about the Irishman. I tried to watch it twice. Fell asleep both times
@darriusmorton6590
Жыл бұрын
Moved to the upper peninsula with my now wife during the pandemic, love you Tim
@louisadrill7060
2 жыл бұрын
the parents of the turpin 13 got re- married at Disney World.hahaha
@CatnamedMittens
6 күн бұрын
Underappreciated episode.
@nolancho
3 жыл бұрын
34:00 saving for me lol 54:00 another
@yeseniaarias2493
4 жыл бұрын
Omg when they realized it was Red Robin 😂
@ronaldyodersr
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with Tim, do not leave your house on Thanksgivings. The real turkeys are on the road, full of alcohol and turkey drugs, and everyone is in a race to get to the Best Buy parking lot. Great show!
@Ravenmacabre13
4 жыл бұрын
I see new tim? I click.
@ikhalid1418
4 жыл бұрын
damn, the existential crisis rant got me.
@q.q.p.p
4 жыл бұрын
eating out at thanksgiving sounds miserable af
@jsp7218
4 жыл бұрын
Its not. I feasted on Chinese food last year. 100x better than turkey & stuffing. Zero cooking. Ate like a king
@scottp.548
4 жыл бұрын
McDonald's was open all day near my area.
@a1tony170
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Schulz heard this two years ago and went “Florida is a great idea”
@TheHeretic435
4 жыл бұрын
I like the sound of this major world car dealer
@VIVsVeiws
4 жыл бұрын
I live in a tiny town that is blowing up because we beat Duke at basketball. Life in the big city.
@christopherlee5434
4 жыл бұрын
Tim come to Denver
@ashleysheehan6616
4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE COME TO DENVER!
@amir.420
3 жыл бұрын
If this ad read isn't in the next GTA, I'm not playing
@liketanyanot
4 жыл бұрын
Suddenly I need a really good backpack
@ThaDentMan
4 жыл бұрын
I love Red Robin, the problem is when you find something you enjoy there the next time you go back and the whole menu changed and they don’t serve it anymore.
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
That cannot possibly be the problem with Red Robin, I call BS.
@ThaDentMan
4 жыл бұрын
RookerRoo343P thanks for your opinion on my experience.
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
ThaDentMan Anytime, that is why we are here, laughing 👍
@stefandomeier1911
Жыл бұрын
This was the hay day
@montae87
4 жыл бұрын
“Boyzzzz” that shit is hilarious lol
@squirrelbong
3 жыл бұрын
Some day these ad reads will be used in training videos to depict a worse case scenario in sponsorship, or maybe...a best case scenario.
@Giovanni-nj1xo
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/04Sbl51oaatyZ5g
@Kthb80
4 жыл бұрын
Tim you are a national treasure, quickly becoming my favorite comedian on the planet.
@thebevysuperstitious
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a pretty cool guy
@imhatchmantoo
Ай бұрын
2024 me listening to all the back catalogue to hear history being made all over again
@mafiadabest
4 жыл бұрын
I hear YUMMMMMM all day. I work at the Robin.
@lordswaggity1213
4 жыл бұрын
Tim if you're reading this you're basically an old Cartman from South Park. Just wanted you to know. Snorlax would also be an apt description.
@steveh.7268
4 жыл бұрын
you're good at describing things
@lordswaggity1213
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Steve. I'm mean at times to our keto kid but he's got good in his heart.
@briztevan
4 жыл бұрын
Nice, original comment.
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
Ben definitely reads the comments. No evidence Tim does on KZitem, though on Patreon he occasionally jumps in.
@montana-patriot9083
4 жыл бұрын
Tim “ I did coke off a poor kids head” Dillon
@Tom-V
5 ай бұрын
Irishman was good. But I did hate the cgi.
@doobieblaze1628
2 жыл бұрын
Crazy Jen and Crazy Patty 🤣
@jakeables779
4 жыл бұрын
Lakeland,Fl. 40 minutes from Orlando, 30 from Tampa. Shit hole but isolated.
@Budsport_TV
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is awesome and not fat at all. 👍👍
@DigitalRebelution
4 жыл бұрын
you make being a sellout hilarious, podcast doesn’t pay for itself :)
@lazylion420
4 жыл бұрын
YAS QUEEN
@cjay1187
4 жыл бұрын
Please come to Florida. Destin.
@drakeholliday5671
4 жыл бұрын
Also, you can go to Florida and then go back to Los Angeles, Tim. A Floridian reprieve. Y’know? 52 year old Tim could be back in Los Angeles raking it in and commanding the attention his funny deserves, but maybe 36-38 year old Tim is drinking wine on a sailboat off the Keys. You’re in a good place halfway through the long game.
@brandoncolongo1033
3 жыл бұрын
Florida’s the move!
@maxr1826
4 жыл бұрын
tim dillon is a huge red robin fan
@dannygibson2597
4 жыл бұрын
This is funny but Scorcese made a movie called "Silence" about 17th century Portuguese missionaries who surreptitiously minister to Japanese Christians as samurai try to find them and cut their heads off. Pretty out of his comfort zone.
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