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This Friday Rub clip features Jim, Garry, Spud and Damo with a splitting of The Rub. Before that happens, Garry tells us that there's a new pack trying to form to challenge the Wolfpack, called Jim's Junkies. But they won't get a look in because Garry controls the iPad with the Twitter feed on it. This is the biggest night of the year (because the GF is a day game) and Garry is up. Purple is also up because he's won the Alf Brown award this week. Jim is always up. But Spud has no energy tonight. Something's wrong. He's like a tree without the sap in it. Earlier today, his phone went nuts while in an important meeting. He thought something in the football world had gone wrong - a coach sacked, perhaps. So he walked out of a meeting and listened to his voicemails. The first one was from Garry - where he castigates Spud for not mentoring Damo, who has been heard prostituting himself out on the AM station. Message number two came from Jim, who follows suit and demands that Spud get Purple back into line. What's all this about, you ask? Spud's done the research for us. He found a recording of Purple running his PR machine on SEN, talking about himself and his award with Kevin Bartlett. He didn't mention Triple M, he didn't mention Channel 9, not Garry, who picked him up off the streets when he was nothing but an unknown journo. And they've got the footage to prove it. It's very glass-eye stuff, and it's twitching before the audio is even done. There's only one thing they can do to fix this. Get out, Damo. Get out of the Triple M box. Now. You're out, Damo. And you're being replaced. They are going to interview replacements for Damo's spot in the Rub. Jim refuses to listen to SEN but people were telling him he needs to hear it. Garry, too, was in shock, so much so, that he sat on a stump, speechless. Spud was in a tailspin, and the twitter feed has blown up. When Damo comes back in, and the only way he can back in is, he must give them the reason why he went on SEN. We all know the answer, but they want him to say it. But not before he gets out of this box tonight. Damo doesn't even want to come back because he's sick of Spud. Spud doesn't care, though, as he takes his cans off, crawls under the desk, and manhandles Purple out of his seat (with possibly a dry humping), picks him up and throws him out of the open Triple M door. Damo's glasses even fall off and the boys are in hysterics. There's only Jim and Garry left. Spud is left breathless again. The big-nosed producer even gets video of the wrestle and all that's left is to go and straighten Purple out so that he never does it again, and that involves crawling back in on his hands and knees, throwing himself under the bus, and admitting why he did it. It's your last chance in, Damo. Don't waste it.
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