Okay, we'll agree to call almond milk "nut juice" if you change the name of veal to "tortured baby cows."
@marklowe7431
2 жыл бұрын
You think vegans don't torture all the humans
@G-Fi-High
2 жыл бұрын
The torture is why it taste so good.
@RandallHallKaizenReiki
2 жыл бұрын
@@G-Fi-High You do you.
@olly_habs
2 жыл бұрын
Well they should call cow milk, cow juice!
@thebrownsvilletxprophet5907
2 жыл бұрын
Tortured baby cows taste good
@JimmyMakingitwork
2 жыл бұрын
Luckily I’m vegan, so I had plenty of time alone to enjoy this montage.
@johnfic4751
2 жыл бұрын
Good for you
@erinpufunt6294
2 жыл бұрын
Haha samme
@Anne--Marie
2 жыл бұрын
Check out Connie's Rawsome Kitchen videos because she is amazing!
@tinknal6449
2 жыл бұрын
Now that there is funny!
@wheatstonebridge
Жыл бұрын
Very sad. I feel badly for you.
@tldrttyl
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegan, I find most of these jokes actually pretty funny 😆 But still have yet to hear a solid argument against veganism
@Gaigai275
2 жыл бұрын
Strength and darwinism
@tldrttyl
2 жыл бұрын
World’s strongest man is vegan. Elephants, gorillas, rhinos, bison - all have plant based diets. “Strong as a horse” - horses also eat plant based. By Darwin, I’m assuming you’re referring to evolution. We’ve evolved to survive on a very small amount of animal based products. Factory farming is not evolutionary. We can still survive on animal products but we, on average, thrive on plant based foods.
@Gaigai275
2 жыл бұрын
@@tldrttyl shouldn't we then just live in a jungle and stop bathing too. Cause housing also affects animals and so does using almost any kind of chemical product. Since, all of it is tested on animals
@shawnreynolds2705
Жыл бұрын
If you cook it right it will not be solid, it will be tender and juicy.
@tldrttyl
Жыл бұрын
@@Gaigai275 i think a more practical and nuanced approach is possible. Veganism is about minimizing the unnecessary harm to animals. So yeah, our mere existence kills animals. But why not minimize the unnecessary harm? It’s like saying that we pollute the earth with our mere existence so we might as well not care about the environment at all.
@teacherreadtous4273
2 жыл бұрын
I’m vegan, and laughing 😂! Weak part isn’t true though.
@jv-lk7bc
2 жыл бұрын
kinda true. there are a few who can replace it many who don't.
@HBToastedAlmond
2 жыл бұрын
The weak part is true for people Who don't get enough information before they transition to vegan
@damnright1968
2 жыл бұрын
@@HBToastedAlmond exactly before the transition.... show me a not weak vegan that grew up without meat. They all build up their muscles and bone structure with meat and then say Im vegan but look at my muscles.... lol
@Anne--Marie
2 жыл бұрын
Check out Connie's Rawsome Kitchen videos on KZitem because she has wonderful recipes!
@DagaanGalakticos
2 жыл бұрын
I used work out I'm a gym where a vegan weight lifter worked out. He was as strong as the musclebound lifters but his muscles were hard but not ripped and swollen.
@ekdaufin1485
2 жыл бұрын
Most of these are hilarious.
@privatenoneofyourbusiness5292
2 жыл бұрын
The 4:00 guy doesn't love animals? He must not have a heart!
@e.r.6147
2 жыл бұрын
Hilariously funny!!!!!
@e.r.6147
2 жыл бұрын
@@privatenoneofyourbusiness5292 it’s a JOKE!!! everyone w/ a sound mind loves animals
@jillholmes5573
2 жыл бұрын
If you’re vegan and not pooping, you’re doing it wrong.
@olly_habs
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah definitely need to see the Dr!
@dagger_wrist
2 жыл бұрын
yeah we be dropping some chungas
@monicam-nh5nt
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I came to the comments for that…. I thought that was really weird. Lol Yeah most definitely doing something wrong.
@stridecoaching
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegan I found these HILARIOUS😂
@lostinspace699
2 жыл бұрын
How do you know there is a vegan in the room ,, They will tell you ,,,
@adorable3817
2 жыл бұрын
@@lostinspace699 I hope so!!!!!!! I love meeting other kind hearted humans who don't want to vontribute to hurting any more animals 😊✌💚
@lostinspace699
2 жыл бұрын
@@adorable3817 I think people should move out of the cities that wont to go green live in the outer Reagans , or stay and complain ,,,,im not buying it and i don't follow the heard ........
@e.r.6147
2 жыл бұрын
The vegan bakery one at the end was lolllll
@adorable3817
2 жыл бұрын
@@e.r.6147 my friend's boyfriend LOVES everything she cooks. If she tells him it's Vegan, he won't eat it, or suddenly he decides he doesn't like it..... It's so ridiculous and hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 because all she cooks is Vegan. He has high blood pressure and cholesterol. She's trying to help him lower it. (When she's not around, he eats Schnitzel for breakfast 🙈😅
@markelcreek56
2 жыл бұрын
If the dairy farmers want us to call almond milk juice to be more accurate then from now on we should call everything what it really is. That includes "puss filled moldy baby food".
@SuperKirezi
2 жыл бұрын
16:50 “I shared all this with Texas National Vegan Society…” Bob Smiley is great 🤣🤣🤣 I love vegan people. Jokes about them have been going on for few years now, and so far, I am quite surprised that they haven’t tried to cancel any comedian. They must be proud of their choice of diet 😁.
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
It's more likely, they're seeing the average population transitioning away from the Monsanto cows, and other factory meats. Follow the money...
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
(c8
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@k.c.8345
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they don't have the energy to get anyone canceled🤔 😂 🤣
@SuperKirezi
2 жыл бұрын
@@k.c.8345 I see what you did there 😂
@awerwerrew
2 жыл бұрын
I’m 6 years vegan and you are the absolute best!!! 🙏❤️🙏
@Dallas-Nyberg
2 жыл бұрын
Someone asked me if I've ever tried eating vegan.... I said no.. I have no idea how to cook one.
@booksboardsbich
2 жыл бұрын
Been vegan 2 years, best decision i ever made
@tomlauris
2 жыл бұрын
Why, because you feel hungry and bloated all the time?
@NoInjusticeLastsForever
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, from the animals. ❤️🙂
@chastitywhiterose
2 жыл бұрын
I'm vegan too. It's so easy.
@slimsonite2111
2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I don’t miss the fog at all. If you know, you know 🙂
@paulcooper8818
2 жыл бұрын
"How about we just never speak again", that kills me.
@smilebot484
2 жыл бұрын
agreed that was the best line
@timothyunderwood7880
2 жыл бұрын
I am a ninth-degree Vegan. I eat nothing that casts a shadow.
@hermask815
2 жыл бұрын
So you eat everything after sunset or behind a big tree where shadows can't be told apart from the surroundings?
@timothyunderwood7880
2 жыл бұрын
@@hermask815 Exactly. That explains my corpulence and pallid skin.
@komorebi3055
2 жыл бұрын
So only mushrooms?
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
@@komorebi3055 Mushrooms cast shadows, too. Everything above ground casts a shadow... Except at high noon and during an eclispe. So he only eats lunch and late night dinners.
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
2 жыл бұрын
"I never had vegan food before." Really? You had never eaten carrots or broccoli or tomatoes? Bread--no? No apples or bananas? Wow.
@once.upon.a.time.
2 жыл бұрын
That guy was an idiot 😂
@PhoenixRising87
2 жыл бұрын
My go to is always "never hard an Oreo?"
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
2 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixRising87 You might want to fix "hard" (I assume it should be "had"), but good one nevertheless!
@dvldog_
2 жыл бұрын
Annnnnd the Vegan missed the joke.............. Big surprise there...
@once.upon.a.time.
2 жыл бұрын
@@dvldog_ babe we all got the joke, it just wasn't a good one.
@JR-qz3zt
2 жыл бұрын
First lady. I adore. She is awesome.
@langreeves6419
2 жыл бұрын
It was bait and switch. The first lady was great.....A vegan telling jokes, followed by a bunch of people inaccurately talking about a subject they know nothing about
@midlifemom5829
2 жыл бұрын
“If ur more Texan than me, then ur Mexican, Learn from it”. Love it
@bocagoodtimes1460
2 жыл бұрын
That was funny!
@paulcooper8818
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that is a really good joke
@sarahs5340
2 жыл бұрын
“…how about we just never speak again”. Lol 😂
@rocknroller77
2 жыл бұрын
Josh Sneed is awesome. The whole Long John Silver bit was hilarious 😄
@danielrickel8807
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegetarian I’m glad I can find these jokes funny.
@studiosandi
2 жыл бұрын
Consider going vegan when you can💜
@danielrickel8807
2 жыл бұрын
@@studiosandi I eat vegan as much as I can but I live in a small town in the Midwest so it’s extremely difficult.
@jv-lk7bc
2 жыл бұрын
its always nice to have somebody else to point to, isn't it? ;)
@vgn_wrld3413
Жыл бұрын
@@danielrickel8807 what is difficult?
@sareeyemanusqaame8723
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it said “Vegas jokes” and was expecting dirty jokes, I was thinking how dirty can these jokes be?
@censusgary
2 жыл бұрын
So it turns out ere are only about two to three jokes about vegans, and every comic tells them.
2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, I laughed all the way through it eating my 5 meat lasagna.
@joanfregapane8683
2 жыл бұрын
There is a vegan/vegetarian restaurant & bakery in San Antonio that makes the most amazing vegan cupcakes! You can be an omnivore like I am and still LOVE those cupcakes!
@adorable3817
2 жыл бұрын
Just to make a distinction. Veganism = belief (just like there's no catholic diet there's no Vegan diet) 😅 'Nut juice' is gross? But breast feeding from a cow is not? 😂 ....I mean, would she put human breast milk into her coffee? That whole concept is just weird 🙈😜😂 Eating meat, means killing animals. When children find pleasure in torturing and killing animals we're concerned and they need counseling. When they're adults, it's a fun Sport 🤔 Vegan DOES NOT mean healthy. Oreos, Coke, sugar, oil, french fries etc... all vegan. I know several OBESE vegans on high blood pressure medicine. As for strength, Patrik Baboumian was world's strongest man...plant based / vegan. The biggest strongest animals, horses (horse power!!!), Elephants, Rhinos etc all plant eaters. Just some facts 😁✌ I don't care what anyone eats. Not here to convert anyone. Peace and love 😁💚✌
@raven09r1
2 жыл бұрын
Patrick became vegan after he stopped competing. We aren’t talking about killing animals for fun we are talking about killing animals as food. Just as people pervert things of this world with everything else, people do it with animals too. Most meat eaters sympathize with animal love, and hate people who “torture” animals. But most meat farms kill the animal long before they process them. I get my meat from a local farmer who raises the cow on his farm outside the pin, let’s it live a life, and kills it humanely long before making food out of it. Support local farms and people with dignity, and the meat eating world is much more attractive vs process plants and gmo stuff.
@adorable3817
2 жыл бұрын
@@raven09r1 Thank you for sharing your thoughts and experience 😊🙏 If I may add. I used to see it exactly the same way. I completely understand where you're coming from. Your heart is in the right place. This is the way I see it now. Killing an animal for food, in an emergency, in order to survive is OK. That's one thing. Killing certain animals (not cats or dogs, just pigs, cows chickens wtc) because they taste good is another. How exactly is an animal killed with dignity? Out of curiosity (I always have lots of questions 😅) Why don't humans kill their sick pets at home, with dignity, instead of taking them to the vet, to have them put to sleep? I mean, if that's the most dignified way to go. Definition of dignity: "the state or quality of being worthy of honour or respect." If an animal, that wants to avoid pain and live, is killed - how is that showing dignity? I mesn, they resist being killed. They don't just stand still for it. The other thing is. We don't like "meat" anyway. Warm and bloody, with skin and fur/feathers, feet and face still attached. No way 😜😂 No Restaurants in a slaughterhouse. No kindergarden field trips there. If it's natural and with dignity, then we should like to see it, right? Do we cover children's eyes when we pick an Apple, and bit into or cut it up? Do we ship apples to a factory, where they are sliced and packaged with dignity? Someone else drains the blood from the animal (that hopefully died, and didn't just pass out - only to wake up again mid-slaughter) cuts off all "animal" evidence, packages it and refrigerates it. At home we COOK/SEASON it. ....you know, just like a Wolf and a Tiger would. I understand this is a habit and a tradition, to eat animals. It's normal. All I'm saying is, just because something is considered by society to be normal and is legal, doesn't make it moral or good. Peace and love 💜🤗
@Rambleon444
2 жыл бұрын
We are all here because we know a Vegan. My favorite joke... How do you know if someone is a Vegan? Don't worry they will tell you. : D
@deelynrobinson6383
2 жыл бұрын
Just ask me. I AM a vegan. ❤️ I’m 56 and take zero medications. I will tell everyone that too. 😊 being different isn’t easy - living longer is is!
@davidjma7226
2 жыл бұрын
..... usually within five minutes of meeting them!
@michaelrch
5 ай бұрын
It's also the oldest. My wife has a bag that says "Did I tell you I was vegan yet?"
@Rambleon444
5 ай бұрын
: D@@michaelrch
@neontiger05
2 жыл бұрын
I want to become big enough (as in muscle) and sit in the front row, when they ask who is vegan and make the weak joke I raise my hand. When they ask why I'm vegan I say "gorilla is big so my thinking is if I eat same as monkey I become strong like monkey"
@horseman4now
2 жыл бұрын
Or a rhino or an elephant, or a bull....meat-eating has nothing to do with musculature.
@travismiller170
2 жыл бұрын
gorillas also eat their own poo. gonna try that? lol
@neontiger05
2 жыл бұрын
@@travismiller170 yes.
@brettblute7739
2 жыл бұрын
@@travismiller170 Proactive dookie taster, aren't you. That is a sweet form of probiotics. It's free, can't say if it is sweet. But a fresh deuce from an herbivore does smell sweet.
@gtron7692
2 жыл бұрын
@@brettblute7739 I agree. I noticed that after my first two months of being vegan, I became way less stinky. Then I was able to notice that my nonvegan family members, if I took a whiff of them really close up, smell kinda like a rotting cheeseburger. Makes me wonder how animals, with their heightened sense of smell perceive us....I wouldn't be surprised if animals get grossed out by how humans smell.
@Anne--Marie
2 жыл бұрын
Love the comedy and love the backdrops. Well done!
@michaelatyroller9787
2 жыл бұрын
as a vegan, there were some really good ones in here 😄
@Alex-pr6zv
2 жыл бұрын
This might come as a bit of a shock to the wimpy standup guys but Mike Tyson is a vegan. Best of luck taking him on.
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
Not when he's training for a fight. Only vegan when he doesnt want muscle mass.
@Alex-pr6zv
2 жыл бұрын
@@robtheroadie2240 That's the whole point and why McGregor lost, if you were watching. It's about endurance.
@wheatstonebridge
Жыл бұрын
I went to a non vegan wedding, it was awesome. I had my pulled pork and chicken while my two seat mates had beans and salad only. So sad....
@michaelrch
5 ай бұрын
That's just lazy catering
@tinknal6449
2 жыл бұрын
If I were a cannibal who only ate vegans who only eat organic food could I say that I was on an organic vegan diet?
@MauricioGraciaGutierrez
2 жыл бұрын
you better keep eating cows, they only eat grass but taste better
@yentrinh6052
2 жыл бұрын
The best part of my “vegan plant-based” approaches is being able to shed off my excess fat effectively 👍
@lorrainepalmer2952
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Nut juice? Cow juice? These are some funny comedians!
@shiruba2004
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a vegan, but these stereotypes are tiresome and boring. "He wanted to beat me up but he couldn't because he was a vegan... And he lacks the essential nutrients..." Not even remotely in line with science and nutrition. Maybe the first time I heard that kind of thing it was funny... But 10 years later the same lame jokes... Sigh
@dwightcrichlow9274
2 ай бұрын
Why should the jokes change vegans are only getting more annoying
@ju_aych39
2 жыл бұрын
9th generation Texan here, yep, he's right. 😆
@cada2480
2 жыл бұрын
Looks can be deceiving just walked out of a vegan bakery lolol
@justiceroyale1
2 жыл бұрын
A collection of some great hits!
@indianveganforanimals
Жыл бұрын
It is all fun and game until you debate a vegan. Non vegan run like coward or become a fool (telling plants feel pain etc) in just few seconds.
@janieswanson2549
Жыл бұрын
Oh really? Then answer this simple question. Why do you use animal products needlessly for entertainment while pretending to be against it? I predict you won't answer the simple fact based question, instead you will evade, deny, and be dishonest.
@indianveganforanimals
Жыл бұрын
@@janieswanson2549 So you assume something to be true out of nowhere. Brilliant. Vegans are against a animal use and abuse for either food, clothing, research, entertainment, or even education. We don't eat them, we don't enslave them, we don't caged them in zoo, we are against animal sports, hunting, honey etc. And the thing is you can do it too if you believe you are against animal cruelty.
@CaneGrad96
2 жыл бұрын
Bob Smiley is great! 😂
@TheRepublicOfJohn
2 жыл бұрын
Oh awesome! I loved Karen's set from a couple years ago! Drybar has some of the best comedy on KZitem. Clean comics usually have better jokes anyway. Thanks!
@sahhull
2 жыл бұрын
The thing with vegans and vegetarians... They have to tell you. 'Im a vegan you know' or 'Im a vegetarian you know' Even if no food or drink is planned they have to let you know.
@johnwatts8346
2 жыл бұрын
the other thing is- theyre wrong.
@sahhull
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnwatts8346 it's certainly not normal
@michaelrch
5 ай бұрын
@@johnwatts8346wrong about what?
@NoInjusticeLastsForever
2 жыл бұрын
We all have a moral obligation to go vegan. ❤
@abzoorb
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, hahaha!
@justalittlebitmo
2 жыл бұрын
No, we don't. Veganism has its own human and environmental costs.
@elizabethweigle6146
2 жыл бұрын
We also have a moral obligation to understand and respect that different people have different dietary needs, cultures, religions, and access to certain foods; by trying to guilt someone into joining a lifestyle just because it’s the “right thing to do” without taking into consideration their own needs, you’re only perpetuating the stereotype that Veganism is a cult and everybody who is a Vegan is a total snob and won’t tolerate you if you eat meat
@tuscanysun8669
2 жыл бұрын
@@justalittlebitmo In case you didn't notice, veganism has nothing to do with anything other than the animals. Please stop defending animal abuse and let's make a world without slaughterhouses.
@repeatchampionnenu2172
2 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethweigle6146 No there is no obligation to give respect to anyone. You have an obligation to not victimize others just like you don't victimize other humans. Are you in a cult for not wanting to harm humans? Illogical.
@phildurling7185
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, chuckle muscle just twitched. Thank you.
@meredithgardner1827
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegan ... this is hysterical!! Also, my doctor said a little bit of honey is ok as a vegan... she said a small amount of local honey will help with allergies and won't upset cholesterol levels.
@tinknal6449
2 жыл бұрын
Everything you have been taught about cholesterol is a lie anyway.
@Veganvipassi
2 жыл бұрын
Your doctor doesn't understand what vegan means and evidently you are also confused. Vegans do not eat honey, ever. You are plant-based, and that is great too, but leave the bees food alone.
@angelajakob1257
2 жыл бұрын
Veganism is a fundamentalist kind of a religion, trying to convert other people to their doctrine. Humans are not born herbivores we are omnivores. I would not be surprised if they want to change their pets like dogs and cats etc to a vegetarian diet . Veganism is an option in times of abundance but when there is major starvation people will eat anything to survive and Will forget their so called moral and ethical view points.
@Veganvipassi
2 жыл бұрын
@@angelajakob1257 are you being intentionally comedic?
@tinknal6449
2 жыл бұрын
@@Veganvipassi No, but she is making fun of your CULT.
@novicebladesman2835
2 жыл бұрын
The last bit reminded me of these packet cookies at a hotel I stayed at. They advertised a laundry list of things they were free of. Tried one. They were as dry as a bone and tasted like sawdust.
@becca318
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@addisonsmith4985
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine that 😂😂
@brettblute7739
2 жыл бұрын
I had one of those too. Mine tasted like dust at first. The metallic flavor of the saw snuck up on me. I could taste it in my Gizzard. Don't get me started. I know all of that sounds sexy as a stain going down the back and up the front. So, I am glad there were just the two cookies. They looked like Snicker Doodles. Mmmm, that sounds sexy too. I said not to get me started. I need a cup of hot Bergamot tea after that. Ding Dong, back door!
@ohiowalnut
2 жыл бұрын
Those are called"Oreos"
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
Thats what they were, sawdust. Made with free-range saws.
@jeffreyb8770
2 жыл бұрын
We'll all be Vegans in the future because Soylent Green is made from nutritious ocean plant life.
@vickiesmith3021
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so very very much for your video ❤️.
@e.r.6147
2 жыл бұрын
God Bless DRY BAR!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏼 🙌🏼 🙌🏼
@Garlic12
2 жыл бұрын
You just need to feast like your a Viking with a table full of everything you can imagine. FEAST!!!!! We will all be dead one day
@potridge
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegan, I would watch Salad Boss. Just sayin’. 👀
@kathleenirish
2 жыл бұрын
I like the old joke “how do you know who is vegan at a party? They tell you”
@RidiculousRui
2 жыл бұрын
How do you know someone eats meat? They'll tell you that joke
@miketrissel5494
2 жыл бұрын
Romans 14:2 One [man] has faith to eat everything, but the [man] who is weak eats vegetables. 😊
@damnright1968
2 жыл бұрын
@@mayatara1980 they also take a lot of suppliments and eat more than 3 normal people.... Not one vegan culture on the planet, only vegetrian, omnivores and even a few carnivore cultures that survived for hundreds of years. But not one vegan culture because under normal circumstances its unhealthy and impossible to have over generations.
@bronwynsmith4653
2 жыл бұрын
I love the Hitler joke I know Whaaaaaat lol 😂
@damnright1968
2 жыл бұрын
Just so you know it is only a US myth and Hitler wasnt vegetarian before 1942.... not really much left till he killed himself, maybe the vegetarian diet made him commit suicide.
@woofwoof9647
2 жыл бұрын
I have a vegan couple buying a block of land beside me guna be interesting 😂
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
Bring them a homemade jar of bacon grease as a housewarming gift. When they say thanks but we're vegan, tell him it's okay it's all natural!!
@MarySchipke
2 жыл бұрын
Native American definition of a vegetarian = bad hunter.
@vgn_wrld3413
Жыл бұрын
the first lady was hilarious compared to the non vegans making vegan jokes
@Cheskat32
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegetarian this was amusing Mr potato head has a face bahaha Btw I have a potato in the oven right now I feel so guilty
@jokermtb
2 жыл бұрын
"anti animal vegan"..............that's awesome!
@ADerpyReality
2 жыл бұрын
Why is cheese so hard to replace?
@greensmoothieparty
2 жыл бұрын
casomorphins, it is the natural drug that keeps the calf close to the mommy cow
@kenlewis2253
2 жыл бұрын
It isn’t if you are on a carnivore diet. Only vegans have an issue with the temptation of cheese because you are missing out on animal fat.
@onEmEmbErstudios
Жыл бұрын
"vegan" is about to become a slang word
@hyperxnight5011
Жыл бұрын
bob smileys face looks like 3 year old preschool painting of vegan dad....
@yasmeenalcala6920
2 жыл бұрын
I agree I still haven't pooped when I had vegan food. I thought I was the only one.
@beardedroofer
2 жыл бұрын
"She don't eat meat, but loved the bone!"
@aragorn1780
2 жыл бұрын
As an infrequent on again off again vegan.... All of these are 100% true xDDD
@carolinaprepper6603
2 жыл бұрын
how about we just never speak again ! hilarious.
@SmartCatDad
2 жыл бұрын
Probably would have helped the video if they'd limited the number of 'vegans are weak' jokes. Redundancy is not comedy's friend.
@Blanc_whait
Жыл бұрын
Vegan dont wanna eat an animal product whatsoever but they eat vegan product that taste like an animal
@bronwynsmith4653
2 жыл бұрын
Call it nut squeezin’s
@wkb81
2 жыл бұрын
They make jokes about animal suffering and torture and there in the comments people can say that I am vegan and I am glad I laughed. No you should not be glad, you should be ashamed.
@AnimalsMatterMorally
2 жыл бұрын
Pick me vegans, of course
@SpringoStar
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite come back to my vegan friends is simply this: If I have sharp canines that rip through meat and a digestive track that can digest meat then wtf are you talking about? I love they say We don’t need meat, yet 30 grams of protein from veg and grains is Not the same as the 30 grams of protein from eggs and meat. You will have to eat three times the amount of grains and veg to receive the other needed nutrients to survive and thrive.
@JohnSmith-qc6bq
2 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of live and let live. What do you care.
@SpringoStar
2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qc6bq - Wow. Before you comment, ask the background of the reasoning for my comment, instead of trolling. They push me constantly to be a vegan, despite me telling them I refuse. Also, as you can read, I said MY VEGAN FRIENDS. Obviously, you are without ones in real life, ergo why you bothered posting on my comment. Mine, are lifelong friends, -> real human beings, troll. Go harass Redditors with that attitude. Piss off jerk. - John Smith. What a fake account.
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
I always say God gave us canines and incisors for a reason. He expects us to use them.
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qc6bq Live and Let Live is in reference to people not food.
@Madhukirtan
2 жыл бұрын
As a vegan, I found most of the jokes rude and a clear "portrait" of a sick society with a diet based on junk food, causing deep health issues.
@kenlewis2253
2 жыл бұрын
Lol… a stereotypical vegan defensiveness. Thanks for adding to the laughs!
@kenlewis2253
2 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that carbs drive most modern disease-diabetes, cancers, etc. And, keep in mind that everything has its defenses. Animals defend with teeth and nails. Plants defend with invisible means which leads to inflammation and many diseases. The safest diet is carnivore.
@jackiegarbarino6243
2 жыл бұрын
If your plant-based diet is so perfect, why do vegans have to disguise their 🤢 plant-based foods as hamburgers, hot dogs, bacon, cheeses, and other “normal” foods that “normal” people eat? Why can’t you eat it like it comes if it’s so awesome? Envy, regret, unhappiness with no fun foods, trying to fit in a “normal” world”? I used to eat a lot of junk food - all I gave up was sugar and baked goods, and now my health is great, and I eat eggs, bacon, hamburgers, steaks, fruit, and vegetables. I don’t think it has to be a fanatical all-or-nothing approach in order to improve health or change the world.
@carloshugosuarezsampaio8251
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. And I’m not a vegan, not even a vegetarian.
@adorable3817
2 жыл бұрын
Health issues, making Pharma more powerful...and now we're all being governed by it 🙈
@iamflashin
2 жыл бұрын
i ws js letting this play while taking care of stuff GENUIS
@williambilyeu9801
Жыл бұрын
I am a second-hand vegetarian. I eat meat from animals that don't eat meat.
@dimal363
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people understood "prisms making light gay"... It`s a great joke!
@JohnSmith-qc6bq
2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever wondered why humans are one of the few species that once past being weaned still drink milk. Think about that for a minute. There is a physiological reason why we shouldn't be drinking milk past being weaned.
@jaydee5156
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a truck the other day that had Vegan Leather upholster.
@danicatanner7698
2 жыл бұрын
Them: Hitler didn't eat meat. ME: WELL HE SMOKED IT!
@JP-hv1ps
2 жыл бұрын
Uppps!!! At least Whoopi Golderberg didn’t say that!!!!
@adorable3817
2 жыл бұрын
Hitler ate meat. His Chef cooked it for him - and talked about it in Interviews. Being a vegetarian is just a lie his PR Manager spread around.
@docrock8415
2 жыл бұрын
Pizza without pepperoni (and cheese)? Nooooooooooooooooo! But if I put enough mushrooms, peppers, black olives, artichokes and eggplant on it does that negate the pepperoni?
@Garlic12
2 жыл бұрын
People that get mad at people hunting to survive. I would absolutely love to see what they would eat and survive on if every grocery store ceased to exist and you had to farm and hunt and grow crops to survive
@lisarae7823
2 жыл бұрын
I am all for hunting in some cases, but if it is with a gun..ammo and weapons can be expensive. But if you have the skills and know how to clean/prep the meat yourself, I say do what you have to do.
@Donkeater1
2 жыл бұрын
You're not in that situation, so it's irrelevant.
@edwardperdue8212
2 жыл бұрын
That's when reality sets in and they have to act normal and live the way that we have for millennia, resisting nature is not evolving to a higher plain and scientific data doesn't back up the narrative of healthy vegans.
@Donkeater1
2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardperdue8212 I bet you've literally never read any science on veganism on diet and health and mortality risk but you're still 100% confidently posting about it. Just accept you don't want to think about it because it makes you uncomfortable so you grasp for vacuous anti-vegan arguments
@gordondry
2 жыл бұрын
@@Donkeater1 I comes when the deregulated globalized financial fraud system finally collapses and/or no truckers come deliver to supermarkets anymore because red diesel is forbidden by Miss Thunberg.
@guyziecrue
Жыл бұрын
im vegan, and love a bit of humour at our expense but those who think vegans cant fight obviosuly never heard of the Diaz Brothers!!
@janieswanson2549
Жыл бұрын
They both use animal products. Try someone who is actually vegan.
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
This is funny. I'm vegan, and enjoying this treat.
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
(c8
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
It's fun; well, tiresome on my body and mind, and being disabled, it's difficult to just up and leave. My family look's at me as though their afraid to be exposed to my now green blood. Near 20 years on this diet and they believe that I eat a leaf of lettuce from a plate similar to a rabbit. It was cute at first; you know, 3 or 4 years. Then I recall, wisdom’s not genetic, they're Republican.
@alysononoahu8702
2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@ErstwhileVirginia
2 жыл бұрын
Well, of course. It's the only treat you can enjoy since becoming vegan. 🤣
@tuscanysun8669
2 жыл бұрын
@@ErstwhileVirginia We eat exactly the same things you eat. But keep perpetuating that myth if it eases your conscience!
@melrobertson2743
2 жыл бұрын
The comedian who mentioned how vegans don't eat anything with a face well....potatoes have eyes and corn has ears so are those off the menu?????
@blindsquirrel7802
2 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian. Old Native American word for lousy hunter.
@trainier
2 жыл бұрын
Actually they use steam to calm bees...
@lastone8896
2 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me to be vegan I won't tell you to be carnivorous
@damnright1968
2 жыл бұрын
Humans are omnivores not carnivors
@clarkhull7546
2 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian - Indian word for bad hunter
@vaioserpent
Жыл бұрын
As a hilarious, I find this vegan.
@superstarsuprith8146
2 жыл бұрын
A girl proposed me on a Valentine's Day and she said all sorts of things like how much she loves me and can't stop thinking about me all the time, and she can't wait to spend the rest of her life with me and I was listening and she said the worst thing that humanity had ever came across, yes.. She said that she's a vegan and I said goodbye, end of the story 😂
@robtheroadie2240
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you letting a girl propose to you?
@studiosandi
2 жыл бұрын
There are so many reasons to go vegan💜
@dvldog_
2 жыл бұрын
And so many, many more reasons NOT to go Vegan......
@yasmeenalcala6920
2 жыл бұрын
What is crazy is people know we had to get meat somehow.
@pocahon8460
2 жыл бұрын
Tom Brady is a vegan.
@Rambleon444
2 жыл бұрын
Nope
@alisahan9917
2 жыл бұрын
Adolf Hitler and Karen Rontowski are both average painters 🎨.
@robertvali8426
2 жыл бұрын
Good comedy by carnivores for carnivores. Making fun about torturing animals for laughs and saying that vegans are weak is pretty lame. I'm vegan and watched the whole thing. I found some of the jokes amusing.
@damnright1968
2 жыл бұрын
You can make fun of absolutely everything, doesnt have to be funny for you but for some or many it is. Name a vegan culture that is or was aroind for centuries, because there are none. Vegetarian ones exist and also carnivore cultures like the Inuit. It works for centuries, vegan diet without modern science suppliments never worked out for generations.
@clivesmith9377
2 жыл бұрын
I offer my friends Vegan food and Vegan cakes for years and, to this day, they have no idea they had Vegan from me for so long.
@nermalsturf
2 жыл бұрын
Vegan cages??
@clivesmith9377
2 жыл бұрын
@@nermalsturf 😄😄😄Sorry, I mean cakes. Corrected.
@charlesjoynes9497
2 жыл бұрын
....(yes, they do.....)
@nermalsturf
2 жыл бұрын
@@clivesmith9377 I was thinking, whoa! That's some serious distain to be caging them!
@tarantulady8565
2 жыл бұрын
As a former 3-year vegan who quit because of horrible health problems I got from the diet…I approve of this video.
@edwardperdue8212
2 жыл бұрын
You never had a chance to make it as a vegan, you sound to intelligent, it was only a matter of time.
@edwardperdue8212
2 жыл бұрын
I love to order a vegan meal with extra meat, and have them add steak or chicken, Hahahahaha, truth is that so far it's been some of the most flavorful dishes I've eaten, and so far meat goes really well with it, I suggest that you avoid tofu burning tires or plastic bags tastes better.
@neilschristensen9143
2 жыл бұрын
So true PETA people eating tasty animals.
@reneemoore6249
2 жыл бұрын
Vegan is like corn chips and beer
@DocteurSnow
2 жыл бұрын
Golden video Dry Bar. It's nice to see old and new comedians.
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