As if you weren't already one of my favorite KZitemrs, knowing we have jerk older brothers who tried to convince us they were vampires in common, makes me love you more. My brother told me when I was a child that he was a vampire and convinced me that I couldn't tell mom and dad because they would drive a stake through his heart and kill him. I kept silent for as long as I could--which in 8 year old speak translates to about 3 days--at which point I burst into tears at the dinner table. When mom asked me what was wrong I sobbed "SamisavampirebutpleasedontkillmybrotherhesmyonlybrotherandIlovehim!!!" I was hoping for sympathy and comfort and reassurances of "Of COURSE we won't hurt your brother!". What I got was two hysterical adults doubled over in laughter at their youngest child's naivete followed by a reply of "Girl, there's no such thing as vampires. Stop crying and eat your broccoli."
@lulabp
5 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment ever
@einerlopez26
5 жыл бұрын
I was imaging the whole dinner scene. LOL!
@abbytorrico713
5 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Joanna and Kris arguing that compliment he gave her at the end made my heart sing 💕❤️
@CardboardBitsKris
5 жыл бұрын
We don't trust each other's flattery
@abbytorrico713
5 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Knight 😂😂😂 had to ruin the moment.. you both are awesome 👏🏼
@awesomeirlable
5 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Knight Oh shit it’s the real Kris! Hi- - I mean SHUT UP KRIS
@adrian-linisteanghel750
4 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Knight you are sweet and adorable to her it means a lot that you help hold her up and care about her wellbeing. It’s very nice. We don’t have to be nice to eachother. Yet you choose to.
@lifewithsohe935
5 жыл бұрын
That’s every Venezuelans wish. Can’t wait to go back and like you said rebuild our country, be with our people and eat our delicious food. It doesn’t matter how many years I have been away from home, I still miss it so much. Love your videos 🇻🇪
@C-TOS
5 жыл бұрын
A Johanna Haussman show live in Venezuela would be awesome.
@brunasantana8266
5 жыл бұрын
LifeWithSohe so why don’t you go now? And fight for your country?
@EmanoelLucas8552
5 жыл бұрын
I am Brazilian and would like to know whether you like Nicolás Maduro or not. hahahah
@EsDoncor
4 жыл бұрын
@@brunasantana8266 Probably lack of weaponry and international support. It is like scaping Winterfell when the Boltons took it, it's your home but you can't take it back without help... kind of obvious, and you are probably trolling, but I'm letting the answer here for future generations
@josephconcilio6707
4 жыл бұрын
Go back now
@mpinero1
5 жыл бұрын
Un segundo estaba cagandome de la risa, y de repente viene la parte de "my biggest wish" y se me sale una lágrima, te acompaño en ese deseo y creo que es lo que muchos venezolanos que estamos afuera queremos chama
@andreinae
5 жыл бұрын
Y de los que estamos aquí también...Dios quiera pronto se nos cumpla ese deseo
@brayan4real2011
5 жыл бұрын
algun dia, espero que ya sea pronto
@katperz
5 жыл бұрын
Creí que era la única. Somos una gente chévere y nos merecemos salir de esto lo más pronto posible 🙏
@C-TOS
5 жыл бұрын
Uds no se merecen al podrido desgraciao ese. Los tengo en mis pensamientos.
@BearMorningStar
5 жыл бұрын
the fuck is "chama"?
@cristi8587
5 жыл бұрын
She could give a 40 minute speech on Venezuela
@69Peopleshit
4 жыл бұрын
Quiero escuchar eso
@florrcorr5607
5 жыл бұрын
The Hate U Give is such a good book. I read it not knowing what to expect, and ended up loving it. As someone who doesn't live in the USA and only sees the racial dynamics there through social media it was really interesting to read.
@ay_azulita
5 жыл бұрын
Have you watched the Netflix movie?
@florrcorr5607
5 жыл бұрын
@@ay_azulita I didn't know there was a movie!!! I don't think it's available in my region. Does it have the same name as the book?
@ay_azulita
5 жыл бұрын
@@florrcorr5607 I think it is an adaptation of the book, they have the exact same title. But i haven't watched it that's why I asked T_T I wanted to see if any book readers approved of the movie because I avoid adaptations to keep the visualization of the characters I created in my mind while reading untouched (unless the adaptations are very good). It's a Netflix "original" thingy, so I think it must be available in most countries. It is in mine and it's not an english speaking country and has a very limited catalog, so I'm guessing it's quite possible it is available in yours.
@florrcorr5607
5 жыл бұрын
@@ay_azulita I couldn't find it :(( I did find a movie based on the book, but it isn't on netflix and from what i can gather it isn't a netflix original, so idk what to tell you haha it seems to be a good movie from the reviews i found, but idk if it changes much from the books, sorry
@GeneralMango
5 жыл бұрын
Is it cheating to get real Spanish speakers to do your Spanish assignments?
@jancovanderwesthuizen8070
5 жыл бұрын
Hell no, go to italki.com and ask someone 😂
@creativename3256
5 жыл бұрын
Mango Yes, but I definitely did that
@clockworkprincess3034
5 жыл бұрын
You're not doing your homework yourself so yeah of course it's cheating
@susanavargas7002
5 жыл бұрын
Yes but i'm free if you need help xD xD
@laels1269
5 жыл бұрын
Budgerigar17 well, then you wouldn’t be able to do my English homework since you’re a native speaker and don’t speak “formal” English?
@nfcapps
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna could KILL a 40 minute talk on AREPAS! I have never known anyone that knew that much about arepas and I too lived in Venezuela, though I wasn't born there. A healed growing Venezuela would be the BEST!
@vivipcm
5 жыл бұрын
La comida de nuestra madre es y será la mejor, no importa si hay una mejor🤣🤣
@zoeytimmins
5 жыл бұрын
Kris need to one of these
@CardboardBitsKris
5 жыл бұрын
Give me some questions!
@aryguerrero29
5 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Knight what is the thing that drives you crazy the most about Johanna? 🤯
@CardboardBitsKris
5 жыл бұрын
@@aryguerrero29 her HAIR! Her hair is the reason 3 years of Rants look like real crappy green screen. I only 3 months ago figured out how to fix that problem :(
@zoeytimmins
5 жыл бұрын
What is your least favorite chore? What are your hidden talents? Which character from Friends would you like to trade lives with? What is the meaning of life? What is your favorite band?
@aryguerrero29
5 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Knight hahahahaha good one! I get the feeling I edit too... 😁
@FernandaSilva-ec8yn
5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why you don't have a million subscribers yet! I love this channel! ❤️🇧🇷
@LuckYT
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@bluelenax5375
5 жыл бұрын
I love it how I laugh so much in this video and then end up crying. I deeply appreciate your existence, Joanna.
@AngelBella55
5 жыл бұрын
Enamorada de la risa de Chris
@CardboardBitsKris
5 жыл бұрын
gracias! Contrátame para grabar tu correo de voz!
@archersamael
5 жыл бұрын
@@CardboardBitsKris respondiendo en un perfecto español? Joanna no le robes el teléfono a Kris xD
@AmandaaRose
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna is literally the cutest human ever. OMG I love her!
@sawwahz6407
5 жыл бұрын
Love your vidéos!! From 🇫🇷! Can you make a video just like the Portuguese one but with french? Haha
@rizzogelato
5 жыл бұрын
can you do a video teaching how to do that venezuelan finger slapping thing you do
@DWMWlife
5 жыл бұрын
They actually do it in Peru and South Africa too. It's hilarious to me 😂
@longliveplanetawesome3223
5 жыл бұрын
It's not just something Venezuelans do. My Eritrean dad and older sister can do that. It leaves me confused every time!
@BearMorningStar
5 жыл бұрын
Apoyo la moción.
@hide904
5 жыл бұрын
Your _biggest wish_ touched my heart because I wish the same thing too.
@naifal6074
5 жыл бұрын
Plastic Surgery idea it’s brilliant Also showr with cold water so It would prevent you from being sick again
@AprilArrglington
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna!!! That plastic surgery beauty pageant idea is 👏 a reality 👏 TV show👏for real! Don't know that I would watch, but know plenty of people that would 😂. You should for real pitch this somewhere, and then perhaps get a budget for more sketches. Cause I still LOL at 'Get Healed' like, everytime it pops up on my feed. 💖
@damelysdelgado3567
5 жыл бұрын
siiii, ese es el meollo del concurso! OMG, Joanna, eres genial.
@Cobaltblueprism
5 жыл бұрын
Vaina loca, yes! I agree with your beauty pageant idea. Brilliant!
@alebassmusic
5 жыл бұрын
"OMG you have a dog! Let's be friends". Loved it. The whole world should be run by those standards.
@polimelme
5 жыл бұрын
Same wish Joanna , specially the part of being on the beach drinking cocadas with my friends and family ♥
@lori4038
5 жыл бұрын
We need Kris’s Spanish video!!!
@CardboardBitsKris
5 жыл бұрын
I'm WORKING ON IT LORI GOD DAMN
@aubreyv1389
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna: I like reading. Is that a hobby? Me: Yes!!! Joanna: I read an Alex Cross book recently. Me: Noo ☹️
@matheusnobre
5 жыл бұрын
Beach/Forest: you've got that in Niassa Lake, Mozambique. So beautiful out there.
@jenbeasley1827
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, can I just say you don’t get enough credit for this but you are such an amazing role model for Hispanic American women. You are the perfect example that being Hispanic can mean so many things, we are much more than the boxes that society has imposed on us just like every other racially discriminated group. There is a spectrum and the frustration is that everyone seems to only pay attention to this one part. The limited definition of who we are. Struggled with this for the majority of my life and in my late twenties, I can say that I’ve overcome most of my insecurities surrounding it which I count myself lucky for but this took a lot of introspection, time spent learning by myself and soul searching to finally figure out the balance so anyway thanks for existing, you are awesome
@OGKingTuc_BOMBmuzik_26
4 жыл бұрын
As a resident of Tucson, Arizona, thank you for the shout out!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾😁😁
@rejaposting
5 жыл бұрын
is nobody gonna mention the not-lined right eye?
@pilarolivera1408
5 жыл бұрын
Regina Torres 🙌🏻
@aaronkharbanda
5 жыл бұрын
Now that I’ve seen it I cannot unsee it
@rejaposting
5 жыл бұрын
@@aaronkharbanda it's even in the thumbnail...
@trulydi
5 жыл бұрын
She’s sick 😏😂
@ropytube
5 жыл бұрын
I noticed it too
@j.hypolite5163
5 жыл бұрын
ok, 1) I LMAO when you gave that story about your vampire brother. It reminds me of the dumb shit i used to convince my niece and nephew to believe when they were little, lol. 2)I'm going to need to know more about your elbow injury, htf did that happen? 3)Imma need to hear that 40 minute speech 4)I know you loved "The hate you give", do you plan on watching the movie too and what lessons did you take away from it? 5) Your pet peeve is very on point. 6) what was that routine at the end? lolololol. Love your channel!
@lolaloliepop
5 жыл бұрын
Your brothers way of telling if someone's a vampire is a major diagnostic criterion for the Brighton scale test for ehlers danlos syndrome
@thehopeofeden597
5 жыл бұрын
Why have I had a dream before about Joanna and Kris talking about Vampires and Tucson Arizona??? I MUST BE PSYCHIC!
@BearMorningStar
5 жыл бұрын
I love the editing, it is so accurate.
@thomasinafanshaw3176
5 жыл бұрын
This, as always, is utterly brilliant. Well done Joanna! Also, I hope that you get well soon.
@rodolfonavarrete7362
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna is just wonderful.
@gagarensesess
5 жыл бұрын
When she said Vaina Loca is her favorite song, I was like Yaaaas ! That's my recent favorite too. I've listened to it countless times...
@yannepontes5170
5 жыл бұрын
You're such a cute weirdo...love from Brasilllll
@gamisola4366
5 жыл бұрын
Esse canal ta cheio de brasileiro.
@ropytube
5 жыл бұрын
Gamisola verdade
@KH-to7pr
5 жыл бұрын
I so love her. I think she should be a movie star. Seriously!!
@ASOUE
5 жыл бұрын
Loved it. Love to listen to you talk about whatever, I think the funniest part was the “Don’t drink like this” part. Hope to see more videos in Spanish!
@rollenmuziek
5 жыл бұрын
Kris: This is just for you at this point Me: No, it’s for us too. And I loved it. 🖤
@Bruninhah1010
5 жыл бұрын
I just LOVED the idea of the surgeon contest! Sos la mejor.
@halogears98
5 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop watching this videos
@ahsendn
5 жыл бұрын
When you talk about Venezuela I can definitely understand you. I hope that you can feel home when you are out and you are at your country.
@jeffpro8
5 жыл бұрын
She's definitely a joyous person like Kris said! I think it's awesome!
@crystalfolmar3865
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna your biggest wish was so beautiful :] I wish you would do more to spread the word about how grave the situation is in Venezuela right now..I feel like it doesn't get nearly enough international coverage and it's truly a humanitarian crisis. People listen to you so please keep talking about it!
@stephenn1782
5 жыл бұрын
When she started talking about the food app...yeah that spoke to me. One day I will order empanadas from Rico Pan everyday
@GerardoLeonVE
5 жыл бұрын
Every Venezuelan felt it in the heart when you said your biggest wish.
@bernardomontilva4904
5 жыл бұрын
johanna porque eres tan genialmente Chevere, simpática y con un sentido del humor único
@nicollefont571
5 жыл бұрын
The hate u give is sooooo good!!! I’m so glad you loved it! You should read fruit of the drunken tree. It’s about Pablo Escobar era Colombia from the eyes of a 7 year old from a wealthy family and the eyes of a 14 year old girl that works for the wealthy family. I’m only about 1/3 in and I love it already
@saebica
5 жыл бұрын
We fucking need memes of you facial expressions..... I love you
@CristinaGalvis95
5 жыл бұрын
I love how Joanna says things others are afraid of 💕
@Nox-165
5 жыл бұрын
I fucking love you guys, you always cheer me up no matter what. Los amooo!!
@santosluisa13
5 жыл бұрын
this is the best video ive seen this week
@stoianandreimircea1509
5 жыл бұрын
One: what is the recepy. I married a Venezuelan and I would love to surprise her. Also you can do a face to face with your director and rost each other...so cool
@ryanxiiivods
5 жыл бұрын
The fact that Joanna plays video games is the best thing i ever heard 😂😂😂😂
@MonserratFoster
5 жыл бұрын
Love love love kris' comments. Also Joanna's answers are 💯, I will stan forever (I'm too old to use this phrase)
@KateDubillyew
5 жыл бұрын
I love her so much
@chiquitanikkicita89
5 жыл бұрын
What a coincidence. These are the same questions I’ve been asking my husband on long car rides. That website has good questions to get to know someone better
@nataliabenalcazar9739
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I miss all of this!!! Guys I Love you so much!! You make My Days!! And I hope joanna is better con el resfriado ✨💛
@CusWeCanCosplay
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna was the cutest today. xD Hope you get better soon, dude!
@s.o.2108
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, you rock! Kris, I love you too! Greetings from Portugal!
@mauroismael77
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, you are the best. One of my favorite KZitem's (if you consider yourself one) And Kris is damn right, she IS joy
@dianaali5770
5 жыл бұрын
''What do you wish your brain was better at doing?'' - Shutting the f*ck up This is why Joanna is my spirit animal 😂
@paulohenriquefialho2556
5 жыл бұрын
Now I HAVE TO listen Vaina Loca! Thank you for the suggestion :D
@thehopeofeden597
5 жыл бұрын
It's funny that she mentions The Hate u Give, because just today somebody at my school gave an amazing speech of an excerpt from it. I not only relate to it, but I think it is bound to be a new American classic, and within the next few decades people will talk about it like how we talk about To Kill a Mockingbird now. Also does this mean Kris hasn't read it? Go read it man! And everyone else!
@ligorable
5 жыл бұрын
Love this! Amen.
@doriannicardoza7115
5 жыл бұрын
We meed more videos like this... it's soooo refreshing. .. I love you 2.. Greetings and thumbs up from Venezuela!👋 😊💕
@bakaro88
5 жыл бұрын
Confesión: pensé que Joanna estaba con caña (resaca) cuando empezó el vídeo.... Así que cuando explicaron que estaba enferma, me hizo más sentido. The hate U give, es buenísimo, no sé si está en español pero debería ser traducido. ¡Gracias por el vídeo!
@estefaniamolina4213
5 жыл бұрын
I just simple love Joanna. I wish you do more videos. No me pierdo ninguno chama.
@ricardorojas3872
5 жыл бұрын
Jhoanna love your videos! You should do a video about the relationship between drugs and government in Venezuela, believe me I got a presentation to do about it and ain't got anything to bear in mind to talk
@mofo888
5 жыл бұрын
I think she’s Brilliant and you know what.. She keeps it tight.
@Socavgp
5 жыл бұрын
you should make a video where u recommend music and books n all that. i can tell you have a more than decent taste in the kind of books you'd buy to read on a rainy beach day during summer vacation.
@NathanialOrtizT
5 жыл бұрын
we stan her brain knowledge
@luisvargas1736
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I just read The Hate U Give too wtf??? It’s so goooood
@stevienicksisafreakinglege4413
5 жыл бұрын
I love Joanna! 😍
@melondoo6129
5 жыл бұрын
1:45 best part! "BIG letters.......thin plot"
@rafaelgalindo4794
5 жыл бұрын
OMG I was skeptical about The Hate U Give. I watched the movie last week and loved it. I indefinitely gonna read it after finishing Two Can Keep a Secret.
@MariaJoseRangelUwU
5 жыл бұрын
That wish... me too girl.
@brisnamtz
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna is adorable. 😁
@DarkBrawlerLink
5 жыл бұрын
The Hate U Give is an extraordinary book and EVERYONE should read it. Also, I completely agree with you about people who form an opinion on other people's experiences when they haven't gone through those experiences themselves. I hate when they call women, black people or LGBT people dramatic and they aren't either women, black nor LGBT. STFU.
@xavz_okami
5 жыл бұрын
I wanna listen to that speech
@bellahernandez8566
5 жыл бұрын
Can you try an Ecuadorian accent please??? I'm Ecuadorian and I would love to see you try so I can hear what we sound like to others
@lynh6615
5 жыл бұрын
Bella Hernandez I love your accent it’s my favorite specially the accent from Loja
@CusWeCanCosplay
5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, your perfect view out of the window is waiting for you in Puerto Rico. We've got tons of forest beaches ;)
@valeriaperezb
5 жыл бұрын
Te amo Joannaaaaa!!!!
@TimothyEspinosa
5 жыл бұрын
I’m in Tucson, AZ..... harsh dude. Real harsh.
@gabraholder5979
5 жыл бұрын
You should do an episode where you react to caso cerrado!
@franchoprada9171
3 жыл бұрын
remember when you could be sick and no one judge you
@evamayall9534
5 жыл бұрын
I’m English and went through 5 yrs of high school without out telling my Spanish teacher that I’m Cuban/Spanish and speak fluent Spanish so I got very good gcse result and on the last day proceeded to speak to her in Spanish for like a whole hour and watched as her face went blank
@christinastroup438
5 жыл бұрын
We in Tucson wish it wasn't in Arizona as well. It's ok😉😊
@michaelmanchiraju6328
5 жыл бұрын
You should post more videos. Also I use your videos to learn Spanish for school. Thank you!
@gabrielstonebeckershaves3524
5 жыл бұрын
Good evening 🌆 Cool 😎 video Joanna hausmann it is funny 🤪 😋 thank you 🙏🏻 in good bye 👋 Joanna 😀 my Friend 👍🏻 Thank you 🙏🏻 in Bye 👋
@patrickhodson8715
5 жыл бұрын
I could make a 40min discourse about why the incredibles is the best Pixar movie.
@josephcarmona7001
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, Vaina Loca!
@felpshehe
5 жыл бұрын
Você é uma D.I.V.A.!!!
@malele25
5 жыл бұрын
I saw this video with subtitles and when Joanna was talking about pabellón criollo KZitem wrote Baba Yaga do and papa don’t go so it was sooooo funny after that i didn’t pay attention to the rest of the video... saludos desde Malta...
@alpedroza4695
5 жыл бұрын
Johanna, one more question, what's your favorite Venezuelan snack??
@ArlinAmelia
5 жыл бұрын
“From Tucson to Arizona” 😓😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤗🤗😂
@melissapawlowski4738
5 жыл бұрын
I Fucken love your videos. Made My day. 😂
5 жыл бұрын
Me gustó mucho, pero el deseo me encantó! Todos los venezolanos en el exterior lo desean fervientemente y muchos dentro de Venezuela... Ojalá se nos cumpla! Gracias!
@StarslightAndDreams
5 жыл бұрын
Yeeessss i love Bohemian Rhapsody and Vaina Loca
@NairLuani
5 жыл бұрын
6:52 that was an episode of the 90's cartoon Cow and chicken.
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