His immune system isn't ready to handle so few pathogens.
@desupocalypse
5 жыл бұрын
Just sprinkle a little preworkout into your snack pack
@RandomDuude
5 жыл бұрын
Well the one ration that actually defeated Steve was from 2014... kzitem.info/news/bejne/pZhnn6SKcp6fjZg
@rickperry2739
5 жыл бұрын
nice
@ProfessorMoolaGaming
5 жыл бұрын
“The most advanced shelf stable tactical gas station food in the world”
@gregoutdoorsman4598
5 жыл бұрын
Professor Moola Gaming quite the clever comparison lol
@paulh2981
5 жыл бұрын
That is the best description I've heard.
@lex1945
5 жыл бұрын
this is going to be a classic.
@WiglyWorm
5 жыл бұрын
For real lol.
@robertsmith9397
5 жыл бұрын
I was like "He just say that? , that unscripted badass. Nice"
@PipeFighter83
5 жыл бұрын
Me and my 4 year old son watch one of your videos every night on weekends. He thinks the MRE's are so cool, 'Forrest Gump Effect' - never know what gonna get! His Birthday is on the 31st of this month; we going to local surplus to buy some rations and eat them for dinner 'just like Steve.' We appreciate how you fully review, explain and critique the food. My favorite are the WW2 rations with cigarettes inside - smoke em if you got em' boys!
@jeffnichols6448
5 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday to your son. Sounds like he has a pretty cool dad!
@harrowtiger
5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Sanchez ... smoke if you must, else just go through the motions ...
@happyhotdog4342
5 жыл бұрын
And the Best Dad Award goes to-
@MrWarlock124
5 жыл бұрын
You are a good father
@Joseph_yy
5 жыл бұрын
Damn you’re a good dad man,and happy birthday to little dude too!
@ThaCarterIsLegit
4 жыл бұрын
“Tactical gas station food” I haven’t laughed so hard in a while man that caught me completely off guard. Nice.
@steel3047
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@dunodisko2217
4 жыл бұрын
*WHEEZE*
@hiperpaiz
4 жыл бұрын
7:00
@DatBoi-mo9vc
3 жыл бұрын
"These are just combos" got me really good too
@kaisersose5549
3 жыл бұрын
Second in its tactical ability only to gas station sushi... which is technically prohibited in warfare due to being biological weaponry.
@R1NR4N
5 жыл бұрын
I’d gladly pay more taxes if it meant our soldiers could get their full 1.5 OZ of cheese sauce. That’s just criminal.
@lmack3024
5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Heagerty care packages stuffed with cheese sauce would be doubtless be well-received
@DanielTsosie
5 жыл бұрын
Well, what Steve means is that .5 oz can be dedicated to variation in the menu so maybe an extra turkey nugget or some other trade.
@fireblazesmobileaccount2607
5 жыл бұрын
In my experince; some menus need that extra .5, other menus you got left over you either suck out or trash it.
@cognitivedisability9864
5 жыл бұрын
@@daneislowkey its the best, chilli cheese my bruh
@MechaRodzilla69
5 жыл бұрын
@@daneislowkey the goat
@TheZealo
5 жыл бұрын
TACTICAL GAS STATION FOOD. I'll remember that forever
@maxnovakovics2568
5 жыл бұрын
"They give ya a shelf-stable-bagel!"
@kevinmoore2929
5 жыл бұрын
When they come up with a way to have shelf stable beef and bean burritos/chimichangas in a ration, then I'll call it tactical gas station food.
@olik136
5 жыл бұрын
it is also about as expensive as gas station food (I don't know how this compares to the US- but in Germany everything you buy at a gas station is 2-5 times the normal price)
@jeenkzk5919
5 жыл бұрын
Make the enemy surrender through noxious flatulents! Terrorist groups have nowhere to hide!
@user-fy8nc6rr3r
5 жыл бұрын
🏟🏟😯🏟😬😬😬
@hansthesauerkraut1533
5 жыл бұрын
He zoomed in to those bbq wraps so menacingly
@ThChuckster
5 жыл бұрын
Lil guys were about to attack
@juggerbecca
5 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad someone else noticed that.
@squidwardtortellini4982
5 жыл бұрын
He's just zooming in... *MENACINGLY!!*
@perfectstranger1152
5 жыл бұрын
@@squidwardtortellini4982 bruh... Nice
@CrystalNicole13
4 жыл бұрын
Hans The Sauerkraut rofl
@robertjeffrey5560
4 жыл бұрын
*Steve pulls pin on grenade- "nice hiss"...
@memeznfishing9916
4 жыл бұрын
Robert Jeffrey as he’s lying in a pool of his exploded entrails “ that looks pretty processed”
@blanketchild710
4 жыл бұрын
Me:nice okay so we're gonna start WI- xD
@lassenforge7648
4 жыл бұрын
Let's get spread out on a tray... Nice.
@nickydel8506
4 жыл бұрын
He pulls that pin very slow as well
@daddydunbar4777
4 жыл бұрын
Lol awesome
@christopherfranko7873
5 жыл бұрын
Next time I offer to cook for a date, I'll just toss her an MRE and pitcher of water.
@Metalman200xdamnit
5 жыл бұрын
She might be unimpressed,lol.
@CraftQueenJr
5 жыл бұрын
Or she might be me. Who will wonder where you got the more and have fun poking through it.
@brettharding6316
5 жыл бұрын
If she smiles she's a keeper.
@Virginny
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that sounds like a really fun date idea.
@PsychoticLeprachaun
5 жыл бұрын
Make sure there's some coffee instant type 2 in there, you'll get laid 100%
@slavic_spaghetti7646
5 жыл бұрын
* Steve is in the army and his squad is under heavy fire* Squad leader: Steve, flank left! Steve: *opens apple turnover* [sniff] Smells like a pretty cheap cinnamon apple pie
@elscarface1
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@lessharratt8719
5 жыл бұрын
Steve opens fire. That tango is extremely processed.
@squidwardtortellini4982
5 жыл бұрын
*nice*
@benjamingad6098
5 жыл бұрын
Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-zt6fu2px4b
5 жыл бұрын
I.E.D fuse - nice hiss :)
@saddletramp5000
5 жыл бұрын
Probably the freshest food ration that I've watched you eat.
@cheddar2648
5 жыл бұрын
that chicken breast is a long shot from Boer War beef haha
@austindabbs2887
5 жыл бұрын
Soo true lol..
@cheyc4806
5 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY
@CraftQueenJr
5 жыл бұрын
oversoul I can’t find that one.
@Lord_Baphomet_
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying this for years, militaries (private and government) should hire Steve to consult on what is good and bad about their rations. Because not only does he talk about practicality and taste, but it’s effects on morale, mouth feel, how it effects the system, and what they should bring back.
@shouygui4955
Жыл бұрын
Ok, Baphomet. Your endorsement of Steve to become the NWO food planner has been taken into consideration.
@emgall8523
Жыл бұрын
I agree!
@1240Dax
Жыл бұрын
You realise governments don't make their own rations right?
@Herobrine10
Жыл бұрын
damn right, this dude knows his stuff
@shog1266
Жыл бұрын
He knows exactly whats up
@thatsleepyguy136
5 жыл бұрын
*ominous slow zoom* your subtle editing jokes are the best.
@RSPDiver
5 жыл бұрын
You noticed...nice
@Hadrexus
5 жыл бұрын
I like it when he's stirring something and he edits the sound of the spoon hitting the glass, I always wonder if someone were to splice all of them together if it would reveal that it's actually music
@squiggly_lines
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Wang ...... and your screen name on KZitem; hilarious as well.
@patch-fm
5 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@kbjwes77
5 жыл бұрын
@@patch-fm 12:00
@kriegguardsman9117
5 жыл бұрын
New viewer: This guy only did a few videos this month... that’s pretty slow. Everyone Else: HOLD YOUR TONGUE! In these blessed times.
@samthfkr
5 жыл бұрын
CENTURION Cappcb and most of us are okay with that
@ninaelizabethdewitt
5 жыл бұрын
We are blessed with this man. Watch him and like him!
@WolfieRich1
5 жыл бұрын
"Okay so I spent 3 weeks in ER getting my stomach pumped thanks to that 1958 Korean Jungle Ration, but I'm all good now. What we have here today is smoked haddock from the Industrial Revolution."
@Solanuma
5 жыл бұрын
@liam breuner m'kay!
@draxxsklounst6595
5 жыл бұрын
@@samthfkr yea all the vintage ones he gets are expensive as hell, I dont blame him for not doing it a few times a week lol
@a.tanner8524
5 жыл бұрын
I like the way he says “Looking pretty gourmet” just after squeezing out that turd shaped chocolate dessert onto the tray.
@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397
4 жыл бұрын
but *S H I N Y*
@jetrickgordo4026
4 жыл бұрын
@@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397 very *SHINY TURD*
@DashingSteel
3 жыл бұрын
Compared to what he's used to (like moldy 120 year-old Boer War rations) this turd is pretty gourmet-looking indeed
@ameliawilder28
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should reading your comment 🤣
@CoolTreeHouseMan112
10 ай бұрын
@@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397I know you made that comment 3 years ago, but how do you type in bold
@Dark-no5so
4 жыл бұрын
Who else just finds Steve reviewing these MRE foods satisfying to hear his voice?
@redlupo6193
4 жыл бұрын
I have been known to put him on and close my eyes when I can't sleep -- and then, I do!
@Puhtatr
4 жыл бұрын
@@redlupo6193 we call that asmr
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
Me!! 🙋♀️
@alisonsleight6287
4 жыл бұрын
His voice reminds me of Garth from “Wayne’s World”
@GOJOWrestling
4 жыл бұрын
I listen to them every night to go to sleep
@fosstar
5 жыл бұрын
*Steve walks into Wholefoods* “Such a wholesome morale boost!”
@mitchparks
5 жыл бұрын
Love that comment
@gingergreek
5 жыл бұрын
“Such a wholesome morale boost!” For Wholefoods with Steve's presence you mean?
@taylorwatson7932
5 жыл бұрын
With his tray under his arm.
@TheProrage509
5 жыл бұрын
Whole Foods is garbage and a bit too expensive
@ThatFilmisGnarly
5 жыл бұрын
I kek'd
@BrokenShip02
5 жыл бұрын
Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, today May 22, 2019 at 5:30 EST, Steve is #15 on trending, we did it
@TheLawliet10
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@hojhjkkkytg
5 жыл бұрын
I'm transsexual.
@BrokenShip02
5 жыл бұрын
Jari Sillanpää then too bad
@RealShipmate
5 жыл бұрын
Jari Sillanpää You poor sad thing. I’m sorry for what you’re going through.
@crotchman
5 жыл бұрын
@@hojhjkkkytg well then whatever you're going to eventually transition to lol. good luck if you aren't trolling.
@generickiwi
5 жыл бұрын
"The pudding is so rich" *2 FRAMES LATER* Pudding's all gone...
@samsungshield1297
4 жыл бұрын
I'm here after the chinese first strike crap blocks
@ChrisDesi
4 жыл бұрын
I swear even seeing their rations on KZitem makes me sick to the stomach thinking how shitty of a country and government they have
@Jacob-ce7nh
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@blitzkrieg459
4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@brotherjohannes6617
4 жыл бұрын
@@blitzkrieg459 yup
@charlesjohnsontribe1629
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@SmegmaGoblin
5 жыл бұрын
4 uploads. IN ONE MONTH????? BLESSED MONTH OF MAY.
@dylbre3773
5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's a sign
@aijeonie
5 жыл бұрын
I'm a new subscriber. How many video does Steve usually uploads in a month?
@SmegmaGoblin
5 жыл бұрын
@@aijeonie recently 2 per month
@dogoven.
5 жыл бұрын
“They dig that cheese spread huh...make that thing 1/2 oz smaller.” -Uncle Sam
@itachi_uchiha1538
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Gable it’s actually 1/3 smaller
@fatboyphil044
4 жыл бұрын
1/2 oz = 1/3 smaller
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hagen3457
5 жыл бұрын
Steve: Let's get this video out onto a youtube. Us: Nice! Mmmkay.
@Seer-Of-Lies_Giver-Of-Mutiny
5 жыл бұрын
Haha every time
@THETalesFromTheAbyss
5 жыл бұрын
It tastes tangy
@elonsus9747
5 жыл бұрын
Hiss
@michaelpieseeno8076
5 жыл бұрын
*opens KZitem app* "nice hiss"
@johnnygray1122
5 жыл бұрын
Ah oh, my tongue is getting numb!
@thegymduck7813
3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine him in first class on a plane. The couple next to him have red wine with shrimp and prime rib, and he’s happily eating away at a US army ration
@stephen8996
2 жыл бұрын
@João M. No they're not
@hodhomeschoolmama4687
2 жыл бұрын
@João M. They aren't Healthy, but not unhealthy. In the field you need those extra calories and Ingredients. They are designed to be consumed for up to about 2 weeks, assuming they can get fresh food up to the frontlines by then. But yes, consuming them as your only food source for more than two weeks is unhealthy
@george2113
Жыл бұрын
@João M. If you exercising/working hard in hot weather you are loosing a lot of salt
@stratis722
Жыл бұрын
@@hodhomeschoolmama4687 in the field, yes they are excellent but eating them while doing your everyday routine would be unhealthy
@hodhomeschoolmama4687
Жыл бұрын
@@stratis722 Thats what I said
@TheMisterMonkeyman
5 жыл бұрын
""The most advanced, shelf-stable, tactical, gas station food..." the man is a poet. Nice to see him eat something that isn't so old I worry about him getting explosive diarrhea. Peace.
@WolfieRich1
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but gas station food and explosive diarrhea are the means to an end.
@naamadossantossilva4736
5 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't be worried about old food.The things that gave Steve stomach problems were relatively new Chicom and Ukrainian rations.
@hellothere7510
5 жыл бұрын
I heard he got E. coli from a old ass mre
@mfree80286
5 жыл бұрын
@@hellothere7510 It was a relatively fresh ass MRE.
@Admin-5
5 жыл бұрын
Steve uploading two times in a month? Wow I love it. Also the cranberry first strike bar are my favorites just keep an eye out for them. EDIT: wow thanks for the likes guys!
@Blackout_1692
5 жыл бұрын
That's what I was saying woah Steve usually goes a month without uploading two more videos since he last uploaded 5 days ago
@Treemike1000
5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Fernaays legend
@promisemaua29
5 жыл бұрын
I just love how he actually seem to enjoy what he does and gets very happy when the food is good lol
@Steve1989MRE
5 жыл бұрын
Oh man those FS Cran Ras are insanely good! I love smelling the pack even when it's long eaten... wishing it would just somehow magically return.
@DeathBYDesign666
5 жыл бұрын
It's four times and I'm pretty sure it's only been a week since the last two. You're spoiling us too much steve!
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo
5 жыл бұрын
Uses knife to open bag Uses hands to open Bagel I think I'm missing something...
@daringpotato6639
5 жыл бұрын
🙃
@duncanurquhart5278
5 жыл бұрын
it's tactical, you wouldn't understand
@JuryDutySummons
5 жыл бұрын
I think he was doing it that way to simulate how someone out in the field on-the-go might eat the bagel. Maybe?
@n.m.s7552
5 жыл бұрын
That's how a man opens a bagel!
@leechermk
5 жыл бұрын
And the point of your comment?
@stephentremblay1465
4 жыл бұрын
>Piece of chicken sitting in its own juices on a metal tray "That's a beaut!"
@Grewyn7
5 жыл бұрын
More content so soon? I gasped again. Thanks Steve.
@dansan3795
5 жыл бұрын
Steve...... pla upload this often...pla
@realsnang82
5 жыл бұрын
i was just reading your comment on the other video lol
@nmatthew7469
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've fully digested the last couple.
@Steve1989MRE
5 жыл бұрын
Great to be back so soon, Grewyn! You're welcome, and thank you too.
@pockystickss2250
5 жыл бұрын
when you gasp you open your mouth wide and that means more peen
@bmello452
5 жыл бұрын
Your videos are addictive man. Relaxing af
@simohayho8622
4 жыл бұрын
Almost asmr
@tammyengelhardt1562
4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Miller I get that they are very addicting! I so enjoy watching him he is very informative in his descriptions And yes very relaxing as well :-)
@johnballs1352
4 жыл бұрын
You get multiple itches scratched at the same time Practically genius
@classicme3496
5 жыл бұрын
“That’s a s u c c u l e n t piece of chicken” “ *puddling jiggles* “ “Looking pretty gourmet”
@bones1026
5 жыл бұрын
*pudding
@donniem7979
4 жыл бұрын
I love jiggly puddling.
@OdieRaptor
4 жыл бұрын
Donnie M I love jiggly boobs
@CalebP618
4 жыл бұрын
Puddling????
@CalebP618
4 жыл бұрын
I love nice jiggly butts!!!
@grandaddyjesus
4 жыл бұрын
Lol after seeing this i honestly feel bad for the Chinese troops getting the protein bricks, imagine the shits you have after eating those for a few weeks lmao.
@Elios0000
4 жыл бұрын
US Army learned long ago that good food makes massive improvement in moral and effectiveness
@Journey_to_who_knows
4 жыл бұрын
Each comrade shall get a meal and bricks to build their own house with
@joel5611
4 жыл бұрын
Those commies'll shit bricks when they see those bombers comin' 'round!
@ilosttehlegs4517
4 жыл бұрын
joel 56 OH MY GOD I LAUGHED TOO HARD
@nitroxide17
4 жыл бұрын
Laxatives are a must
@EclecticWizard6
5 жыл бұрын
(Slowly diarrheas out pudding) "Looking pretty gourmet"
@natanbiley
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👌
@birdie8006
5 жыл бұрын
“Neeeeeyce”
@ascendedsleeper5693
5 жыл бұрын
@@birdie8006 He sounds like a southpark character.
@birdie8006
5 жыл бұрын
Crow Herald yes! lol. he always sounded really Canadian or Minnesotan to me, but I guess he’s from Florida!
@JimmyShot
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, awesome
@dovaking7777
5 жыл бұрын
Who else loves it when steve goes "Okay, and for breakfast, were gonna be starting the day off right"
@tlazur
4 жыл бұрын
Steve hasn't had a bowel movement in 3 years.
@toma.4808
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe longer
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't even be alive to make videos anymore lol
@tlazur
4 жыл бұрын
@@icantthinkofaname15 one can die happy once he's had MRE 🍕
@gunnarthefeisty
4 жыл бұрын
@@tlazur well I hope I get to soon
@eatcheese3650
4 жыл бұрын
CaliLove r/wooooooosh
@SUPERFLY-ky7yh
4 жыл бұрын
Steave stumbles on a battlefield accidentally then starts reviewing their mre's, both sides stop fighting to listen to his review.
@MrOptik1
3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah like he's the Gordon Ramsey of the M.R.E world and he's got no issues going through random soldiers field packs like he's some kind of futuristic Food blogger from another cosmos, when questioned what the fuck he was doing he immediately strikes a pose like a raccoon and runs off into the bushes.
@warplanemasterx6532
3 жыл бұрын
this needs more likes
@jasons2023
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrOptik1 More like Bob Ross of MRE, since we never hear Steve swear that much.
@CrizzyEyes
Жыл бұрын
Steve becomes known as a war hero for convincing every side the US military fights to surrender due to the vast quality difference in rations
@JetsBauer
5 жыл бұрын
Eats 100 year old beef and civil war hard tac....worried about trans fat
@SuperKittyPancake
5 жыл бұрын
JetsBauer yep, man made fat is a killer
@misterhat5823
5 жыл бұрын
The transfat is worse.
@tylerh629
5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperKittyPancake Not all trans fat is man made. There is natural trans fat made by bacteria in the gut of ruminant animals like cows which makes it into the meat and milk. That being said, the shake was 99% likely to by man made.
@DevilDaRebel
5 жыл бұрын
Mister Hat Doubt it buddy.
@mtksbctk
5 жыл бұрын
@@misterhat5823 idk man oxidized food turn dioxins from pack lining sounds pretty harmful to me too
@bennodtvedt1542
5 жыл бұрын
You're the reason I have 4 cases of MRE's in my closet. I have no regrets.
@itachi_uchiha1538
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Nodtvedt how much did they cost total
@Reznor1974
5 жыл бұрын
@@itachi_uchiha1538 Do you have an arm, 2, leg, 2, or a child, first born? I hear they accept either of these.
@matt8104
5 жыл бұрын
Supply is gonna be pissed
@chrise3801
5 жыл бұрын
Get those 4 cases out onto a tray......
@bennodtvedt1542
5 жыл бұрын
nice
@joshuapayne7832
5 жыл бұрын
We are getting spoiled lately!! Thanks for the uploads Steve!
@feartheghus
5 жыл бұрын
We may be spoiled, but the mres never will be.
@erikburzinski8248
5 жыл бұрын
Anyone know how mre taste testing got on trending
@LazyEyeMan
4 жыл бұрын
That caffeinated pudding lifts my soul on the longer rucks.
@zipp4everyone263
4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine. Sounds really nice for an "In the field" staple. Crazy how the little things can do so much work.
@ogsoldierofvictory4563
5 жыл бұрын
Steve as a doctor: *Pokes heart with needle to alleviate pressure" "Nice hiss."
@Jillups.
5 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@MichaelsExplorations
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ThatFilmisGnarly
5 жыл бұрын
Don't steal comments
@christopherconard2831
5 жыл бұрын
Dr "Have you eaten anything unusual in the last six months?" Steve *raises eyebrow* "Sit down Doc, this could take a while."
@jamesc8259
5 жыл бұрын
OG SOLDIER OF VICTORY **removing kidney for transplant**. “Let’s get this out onto a tray”
@fentanelfloyd8383
5 жыл бұрын
Always appreciate the “nice, mmk” always
@40cals
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Perfect mack man killer
@leonardoserna8988
4 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious 😂👍
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
Me too lol it totally grows on you!
@CthulhuInc
5 жыл бұрын
some people like a double shot of whiskey - others like a double shot of bourbon - i like a double shot of steve
@hornypenguins69
5 жыл бұрын
Extremely gay
@lorenhusky2717
5 жыл бұрын
That seems pretty gay.
@n.m.s7552
5 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment!
@cheezpotato509
5 жыл бұрын
CthulhuInc i want a double shot to the head
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
5 жыл бұрын
it's only gay if you forget to say "no homo" after getting rammed balls deep and cummed inside.
@robbobb4050
4 жыл бұрын
*Squeezes pudding out of a pouch, has cheddar-cheese pretzels on the side, with dried cranberries and some flat tortillas with processed meat* “Lookin’ pretty gourmet”
@Blackout_1692
5 жыл бұрын
Ration is extremely fresh 56th day of 2019 is February 25th
@twaynewade2544
5 жыл бұрын
this is crossing into school food territory
@a.e.9821
5 жыл бұрын
Within 6 months is extremely fresh for an MRE
@mooimahorse2263
4 жыл бұрын
When he says "let's get that onto a tray" it sounds like he's half-whispering it into my ear and half-urging me to get it onto a tray
@kevinmoore2929
4 жыл бұрын
You're a sad, strange little horse.... and you have my pity.
@jesusrojas6427
4 жыл бұрын
@Moo I'm A Horse LOL
@LegendStormcrow
4 жыл бұрын
Are you a Yoshi?
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf
@dphotos007
5 жыл бұрын
The government needs to hire you to decide what is best for theIr MRE production. You should decided the menus.
@getchasome6230
5 жыл бұрын
Steve- "STALE CAMELS FOR ALL!!!!"
@telemachusquixote2450
5 жыл бұрын
@@getchasome6230 Do you mean the cigarettes, or do you favour dessicated bactrian?
@SamHarrelson
3 жыл бұрын
Having grown up in Mullins, SC it’s always a joy to see that SoPacko branding on one of Steve’s videos. I still get MRE’s as Holiday gifts every year... so great for our little town of 3,000 people to have an impact on the servicepeople out there doing what they do! And thank you, Steve.
@george2113
Жыл бұрын
@Duffelbag Drag I'd volunteer to slide Putin into a bodybag, particularly if he's fresh
@Zoomer30
5 жыл бұрын
Note to self:. When going to war, bring your own toliet paper. I'd never make it with those 3 sheets they give you. The banana strawberry drink alone would have me running for the nearest tree.
@bigboicheesy245
4 жыл бұрын
You underestimate those squares of tp they are made of like the strongest stuff man they work lol
@DowneasterProductions
4 жыл бұрын
torre half sandpaper half compressed wood dyed white
@redlinemando
4 жыл бұрын
@@DowneasterProductions So it's pretty much like thin cardboard with 80 grit sandpaper rubbing your butt hole. "Nice!!!!"
@mitchellsmith4690
3 жыл бұрын
The rations take care of that..
@slickstretch6391
5 жыл бұрын
I want a shirt that on it's front has a picture of a packaged MRE and says "Alright, let's get this out on to a tray." and on the back it has a picture of a tray with MRE components on it and says "Nice." Preferable in camo, but black would be cool.
@markwassel7903
5 жыл бұрын
I would DEFINITELY buy that shirt and wear it proudly!
@DantevKratos
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao. My favorite parts are when he says that line..haha.
@guitargeorge1874
5 жыл бұрын
Go fund me here I come!
@thomasacosta6302
5 жыл бұрын
He has a shirt like that, check the link in the description
@surfn07
5 жыл бұрын
Owns the coolest, sharpest, most bad-ass knife on the planet… Opens the bagel with his hands. 🤔
@ghostofcow
5 жыл бұрын
Kelly Slater that knife thing sounds exaggerated
@surfn07
5 жыл бұрын
bitterghost Your KZitem name doesn’t.
@ChrisHindhaugh
5 жыл бұрын
I for one admired his bagel ripping skills
@xexuma236
5 жыл бұрын
@@surfn07 Damn😂
@blizzardthesamoyed491
5 жыл бұрын
That's for showing of his muscular arms, come on!
@The_A_Cast
4 жыл бұрын
Me- “It smells cheap” Steve- “It has a pretty nice inviting artificial strawberry and banana smell.” 😂😂
@arthas640
2 жыл бұрын
It smells cheap but knowing how government contracts work probably cost more then a 3 course gourmet meal at a 5 star restaurant.
@quandaledingle7092
2 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 government contracts : the cheapest way of buying something "military grade"
@novideostopost1268
5 жыл бұрын
I find humor in some of the editing. It just zooms into the BBQ wrap and then zooms closet before completely cutting back to normal.
@jhaz89
5 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah I laughed at that too
@voidscream5101
5 жыл бұрын
His editing is hilarious sometimes. I hope he does it on purpose.
@MeanMustard650
5 жыл бұрын
NoVideosToPost the whole thing reeks of something psychotic.
@slickstretch6391
5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop seeing the little jerks left over every time he removes a clip of himself chewing boringly.
@TheZeSnow
5 жыл бұрын
@@MeanMustard650 especially with that music. And especially if you're high
@verdatum
5 жыл бұрын
Dear 7-11: I WANT CAFFEINATED CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!
@JohnDoe-nf7up
5 жыл бұрын
You can order caffeinated chocolate.
@vincedibona4687
5 жыл бұрын
Step 1 - get pudding cup Step 2 - get packet of instant coffee Step 3 - stir coffee into pudding Step 4 - enjoy!
@Jillups.
5 жыл бұрын
#METOO
@Jillups.
5 жыл бұрын
@@vincedibona4687 but wouldn't that be grainy or crunchy
@JohnDoe-nf7up
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jillups. instant coffee usually dissolves. It would probably work better if you bought pudding mix and added it while making the pudding.
@RedditOG
5 жыл бұрын
Steve: *eats cardboard* “I love its intricate flavor with the tiny dust particles adding to it”
@LibertyPrime1982
4 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@grandpawnapkins7429
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@CyColt
4 жыл бұрын
This guy just does his 24 hour mre reviews with each mre meal as his meal of the day doesn't he? Badass dedication.
@MegaFPVFlyer
11 ай бұрын
That is EXACTLY what he does. Absolute legend.
@AFJ_
5 жыл бұрын
I would have loved to have gone through basic training with Steve. MRE week would’ve been a lot more interesting. “Let’s get these all out on the sand. Nice!”
@jaysunten
5 жыл бұрын
Week?
@mrnarason
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure even army folk don't eat on the floor like savages.
@shamusk1986
5 жыл бұрын
@@mrnarason Actually I've eaten MREs in just about every conceivable location you can imagine. In fact i bet the majority were eaten on the ground
@Token_Black_Guy
5 жыл бұрын
@@mrnarason what u think they give us a table? The earth is your table bud
@Binkus297
4 жыл бұрын
cheddar cheese pretzels Me an intellectual: COMBOS
@casperd2100
4 жыл бұрын
he says that at 14:03
@jliv398
5 жыл бұрын
"Nice!" Holy shit I've been trying to find this guy for like 3 years and all I had to go on was he says "nice" really distinctively. I can sleep easy tonight. Nice! Thanks trending
@OpeongoBushcraft
3 жыл бұрын
Steve: Uses knife to open everything. Also Steve: molests bagel apart with his hands.
@coltycoo377
5 жыл бұрын
"It's like bread, shaped like a bagel" Yup, that is pretty much what all bagels are Sir
@qwopiretyu
5 жыл бұрын
Except for the ingredients and cooking method.
@trude8073
5 жыл бұрын
Nah it isn’t the same, both the ingredients and cooking method is different 🙈
@Jesse__H
5 жыл бұрын
oh? what ingredient(s) can you find in a plain bagel that you cant find in any type of bread?
@frostedlambs
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jesse__H you cant find newyork in bread
@canabis6122
5 жыл бұрын
bread is made out of foam and bagels are made out of wheat flour
@setarita
5 жыл бұрын
Meant to be sleeping for work... but I’m on a Steve binge ☺️ so blessed.
@rhiannonmack5565
5 жыл бұрын
I literally do it every night when I'm supposed to be sleeping 😂😂
@mouija1450
5 жыл бұрын
The gum is pretty wild. 100mg of caffeine packed into a tiny Chicklet is no joke. I bet that gets you nice and jittery in the morning. I'd bet with the double vacuum heavy plastic seal on a smoked product, those turkey nuggets will still be fresh 100 years later and barely stale when they're excavated from the ruins of our civilization in 1000 years. They might taste like an oil slick smells, if such a thing exists in 3019, but probably smoky and edible. With all that redundant plastic packaging and vacuum seal on a cured product, it might even still exist in the year 12,019. long after humans went extinct.
@dillonf8980
5 жыл бұрын
sorry for talking with my mouth full
@Kamamura2
5 жыл бұрын
Still a step down from the amphetamine "attention tablets" that were sprinkled among the troops like candy during the Vietnam War era.
@TheInsatiableViper
5 жыл бұрын
HeavenHammer you don’t drink a coffee all in one go though do you
@thejman36
5 жыл бұрын
@@404killer Imagine someone who didn't read the package and ate all 6 though. That's a bad trip!
@aarongolosov4153
4 жыл бұрын
“Let’s get it all on the tray” “Nice” Nice
@garcia92y
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@sp1keNARF
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Clenks
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@icantthinkofaname15
4 жыл бұрын
M'kay
@FatherDinny
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Motoboo_Marine
5 жыл бұрын
Those apple turnovers were my favorite thing for breakfast during the Crucible. Also, that intense zoom in on the wraps had me dying
@JohnnySmashU
5 жыл бұрын
1113stve noticed that too haha
@Whatsgoingondon
5 жыл бұрын
My man Steve here benches at least 960 on incline press
@MoreBuffMoreMuff
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Super impressive. That would put his flat bench around.....1150ish?
@Coolguy-jo4er
5 жыл бұрын
I don't even have any interest in military rations but this guy is SO watchable. He has an ASMR element to him.keep up the good work, Steve.
@ScrawnyApe
4 жыл бұрын
I remember popping 4 of those pieces of gum during that last hike in MCT , that shit had me buzzing 😂
@Majima_Nowhere
4 ай бұрын
Yeah man, 400mg is like a can and a half of Monster. Kickstart your heart better than Motley Crue.
@JeevesReturns
5 жыл бұрын
“Assault ration”? I have a feeling that the only thing it’s going to assault is my colon...and after that the plumbing.
@Lv-sl3rm
4 жыл бұрын
China literally has a jenga kit for a first strike ration.
@tedw101
4 жыл бұрын
@Blitz 557 along with Russia's and the German's first strike rations. they have amazing rations!
@letsc2011
5 жыл бұрын
Come on Steve new shirt logo. T.G.S.F. Tactical Gas Station Food. Can't wait to order one.
@somegamingbastard
5 жыл бұрын
Am I dreaming......4 videos in one month......it's so beautiful.
@somegamingbastard
5 жыл бұрын
That would be funny and suck at the same time.
@user-td1zo3tv9p
5 жыл бұрын
Steve seems to have lost some of his spunkiness with the videos he's put out after his brief hiatus, which some claim was caused by food poisoning after eating a Chinese MRE of some sort. Or are my observations mistaken? Inquiring minds wanna know. I've noticed that Steve isn't writing back to commentors, either. Hope all is well with you, Steve. Overnout
@hildyscafe5460
3 жыл бұрын
Love your mre reviews. I'm a Desert Storm Navy Veteran. I got hurt over there and was sent home with a full retirement. I see combat in your eyes. God bless you! I love mres. I'm so underweight that this is helping me put on a pound or two. Keep up the great work!
@vikingcockney.69
Жыл бұрын
@Duffelbag Drag hand to gland combat counts. maybe. 😂 Thanks for your service, too.
@ClothBender
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your dedication I appreciate all that you do such a great experience to watch your videos
@Steve1989MRE
5 жыл бұрын
Right on man thank you. Comments like this are exactly why I am going to keep on with it and always try to raise the bar in the process.
@macsenplays
5 жыл бұрын
Steve's back. Nice! "Tactical gas station food" LOL
@nunosoares2329
5 жыл бұрын
Mkay. Hehehe.
@johnsonmichaelpaul
5 жыл бұрын
Alright. Cool.
@supaF
5 жыл бұрын
I'M SCROLLING THROUGH TRENDING AND I SEE MY BOY
@theortheo2401
5 жыл бұрын
MA BOI
@cpet8018
3 жыл бұрын
Steve, I'm not sure how but your videos remove my stress more effectively than trained therapists can. You're so calm. Thanks for making these!
@wasmadeinthe80s
5 жыл бұрын
4 uploads in a week? Steve has truly blessed us.
@allmyself666
5 жыл бұрын
12:01 I don't know why, but that ominous zoom and little camera shake, makes me giggle like a mad man.
@JoeDurobot
5 жыл бұрын
*I was just eating some canned paté from a French ration and Steve uploads a new video (two in fact) ... "mmkay, nice!"*
@jamesrobinson3490
3 жыл бұрын
That chocolate pudding is by far the best thing in any 2019 US MRE
@getchasome6230
5 жыл бұрын
Steve- *starts talking faster after eating caffeinated pudding*.. nice
@Corndog4382
5 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly incredible how food scientists are about to keep a whole chicken breast in tact, and shelf stable. It’s astonishing if you really think about it.
@drewsauer5800
5 жыл бұрын
Whenever you put in that split second clip of the pudding jiggling, that made me bust out laughing lol.
@LegendStormcrow
4 жыл бұрын
New drinking game. Every time Steve says "Allright" or "Nice" take a swig. Every time he says "okay" take a sip.
@jackwitty255
5 жыл бұрын
Fair amount of cocoa *Jigglejiggle*
@justinbudach5008
5 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh out loud 😂
@01cthompson
5 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of stuff I imagine a gamer would raid 7-11 for prior to a weekend long D&D session.
Pudding: literally looks like the poop emoji Steve: looks pretty gourmet
@Pat-3
5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@MushyPotatoes
2 жыл бұрын
Ive been wanting to get an mre for a while now and I think this is the type I'm gonna look for. These newer 24 hour rations seem to be the way to go. I've never had one, but I feel like I've eaten a ton after years of on and off watching you. What a unique hobby to be so compassionate about.
@BICHETO
5 жыл бұрын
"tactical gas station food" Excellent.
@duncanurquhart5278
5 жыл бұрын
**GOD BLESS AMERICA**
@dougmapper3306
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, #15 on trending?! Congrats bro, you've come so far!
@dj2swavey541
5 жыл бұрын
Now it’s 20 😢
@Mogwai-user
5 жыл бұрын
#34 now
@Username-or9nr
5 жыл бұрын
41 now
@ianmurphy989
5 жыл бұрын
44 now
@TheSignatureK
5 жыл бұрын
48 I'm still surprised though.
@shawn2490
5 жыл бұрын
You saying "nice mkay" when the food goes on the tray genuinely warms my soul
@matthewenfinger766
3 жыл бұрын
Have to say that chicken actually looked good. I remember back when I went to basic training (2008) and I got the grilled chicken. It was a formed processed patty. Wasn't horrible, but not really good either. They've definitely made a huge improvement since back then.
@OscarNassar1
5 жыл бұрын
12:03 I felt those tacos stared into my soul
@jamesh5460
5 жыл бұрын
Frank Zappa has been peaking out of the book shelf for years now. Awesome!
@cfox109
5 жыл бұрын
The world really is ending soon. MRE video top 15 of KZitem? Everyone knows they need to get ready
@oshanefulton577
4 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed at how precise his taste buds and smell are
@jimmys_mk8209
5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap Steve less then 2 weeks and your back???? Hell yeah dude
@Steve1989MRE
5 жыл бұрын
Clubmen, ah it's good to see ya Jim! Yessir - and there is still plenty of time left this month for more if all goes as planned
@GeneralJackRipper
5 жыл бұрын
I think 'Food Technology' is the perfect way to describe US rations.
@jasskeeper8152
5 жыл бұрын
Artificial food
@avb4805
2 жыл бұрын
Disgusting food ! 😑
@thegodofspeed23
2 жыл бұрын
@@avb4805 that or starve
@KittenBowl1
2 жыл бұрын
@@avb4805 🤣
@scubaguy007
5 жыл бұрын
“Just Combos?!” Combos rule! Nowhere near enough of those. 😉🖖🏼
@dogfish3373
5 жыл бұрын
@@yourfairyGodgod I've never had them. Is there only one flavor and if not, which one should I try to start with?
@mfree80286
5 жыл бұрын
@@sarchlalaith8836 1 pudding... 2 pudding... 3 pudding... couple pieces of gum... can't keep body armor plates in their pouches more than 5 minutes from the vibrations and the pins keep walking out of your M4....
@Skepticx_x
4 жыл бұрын
4:37 that was the chillest "nice ok" I've ever heard
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