The second game made me feel like I witnessed a unspeakable crime.
@FAITHLOVESYAS
Жыл бұрын
You did...
@toastedghostuu3761
4 жыл бұрын
"I sank in butthole juice and now I'm getting clubbed by police turds!" - Captainsauce 2019
@kingstonlovely7404
Жыл бұрын
"honey? the neighbor's high again!"
@emeraldgolemnumba
5 жыл бұрын
"I fell into the butthole juice and am now getting hit by police turds!" -Captain sauce 2019
@boggskids8413
5 жыл бұрын
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@withroofficial2304
4 жыл бұрын
It's the filth
@CANNIBENLISM
4 жыл бұрын
It actually says I sank in butt hole juice and now getting cubed by police turds
@hotdogcat5874
3 жыл бұрын
Poo guy:oh s*** we let him go
@dirtman7589
3 жыл бұрын
._. The hell
@supuhmon3217
5 жыл бұрын
“Pulsating buthole”. Yep, that’s CaptainSauce for you!
@Invertedtoast.
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@oooloo3290
5 жыл бұрын
Yes that him
@ADeadlyFate
5 жыл бұрын
THATS RIGHT!!!!
@eldoron5541
5 жыл бұрын
You see this is why I'm glad KZitem added the "From your subscriptions" area So that I can see this thumbnail before literally anything else
@cia1124
5 жыл бұрын
Repost
@eldoron5541
5 жыл бұрын
@@cia1124 I said this within the 1st 2 minutes of the video being uploaded m8
@salsamaster1245
5 жыл бұрын
The series that causes sauce to say stuff he has never even imagined. Or the most questionable series on the internet. Or the mental acid trip that makes you see smells. These could all be good titles for this series I think so anyways
@amyvoorhees8291
4 жыл бұрын
I honestly want Melone in the Dark a fully fledged game
@xxmariah_rxx2391
5 жыл бұрын
Lol this was hilarious like evry one of the 3 random games..
@Mike992ra3t
4 жыл бұрын
Every
@garygarfield2784
4 жыл бұрын
1 step ahead of you
@sauce903
3 жыл бұрын
Gacha kid warning
@xxmariah_rxx2391
3 жыл бұрын
@@sauce903 yeah- very funny, I’m not like the.....others ;-;
@sauce903
3 жыл бұрын
@@xxmariah_rxx2391 mhmmm suuure
@diggydiggyhole-fan
5 жыл бұрын
First game: Dating hand simulator. Second game: How food gets turned to poop. Third game: Watermelon obsession with Resident Evil vibes with mega punching 4 melons.
@kirb2119
4 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@elliethompson7732
4 жыл бұрын
WaTa MeLoNs
@galaxytwins2929
4 жыл бұрын
Water melons more like Melons
@killerbuster
3 жыл бұрын
you mean Alone in the Dark not RE
@bridges363
3 жыл бұрын
Who is jabu jabu?
@kevinmeece8204
3 жыл бұрын
For whatever reason I never watched this episode but dear god am I happy that I came back 😂
@arcticfox5946
9 ай бұрын
Omg thats exactly what i did loll
@underratedszn6549
5 жыл бұрын
That self portrait game had me cringing the whole time 😂
@jamescarbon7357
5 жыл бұрын
It gave me some bad flashbacks... I'm pretty sure that Giant corpse was getting off to that whole thing.
@hipooplolpoop2553
5 жыл бұрын
Kermit, “creepy talking painting,” and flying watermelons that weirdly “attack people are the way to go for three random games Hello
Why hello, and, @Amber Dunn .... More like Amber Dumb... Can you atleast learn to swear right? You literally just said "fuh" ..-
@comedytime8190
3 жыл бұрын
YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
@samkohlo9158
Жыл бұрын
I am so confused at all of these comments.
@Joey-bd3nq
5 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce: I SANG IN BUTTHOLE JUICE AND NOW I'M BEING CLUBBED BY POLICE TURDERS Me: *spits out the apple cider i was drinking*
@audreymai2773
5 жыл бұрын
Why lie?
@pyrefiregaming9972
5 жыл бұрын
@@audreymai2773 how do u know they lied?
@Zyn_Shi
5 жыл бұрын
@@audreymai2773 i mean ngl i nearly choked on milk when he said that-- Stuff happens, it's not always a lie, you can't claim everything as a lie
@monaalsehly4355
4 жыл бұрын
How did you make those letters?
@Zovixi
5 жыл бұрын
6:37 ,no joke, in real life, i exhaled EXACTLY LIKE THAT at the EXACT SAME TIME and thought it was recording me. Dude wtf
@kirb2119
4 жыл бұрын
Is ThAt BaTtLe CaTs
@kittencraze2113
5 жыл бұрын
My cat got scared of that noise when you died in the 2nd game (Btw hi)
@nyanSynxPHOENIX
2 жыл бұрын
There's some kind of existential horror of games with bad animation and voice acting. The jankiness is scarier than games that really put energy in purposefully making it scary, haha.
@molly0854
5 жыл бұрын
I love your channel I’ve been watching for almost 3 years now
@Manxine14
5 жыл бұрын
Hi, there person scrolling through the comments! I love you! :D
@Biffyman
5 жыл бұрын
I love you to
@tommyfox854
5 жыл бұрын
Um, thank you. =|
@deceivingmongrel4525
5 жыл бұрын
I love you too buddy ❤️
@comicoplayz7520
5 жыл бұрын
I love you to mate
@ajhurtado5940
5 жыл бұрын
M8. U gud?
@Liamrll
5 жыл бұрын
That guy's game is Walter Melone... Genius.
@ungodly_possum6282
3 жыл бұрын
"being clubbed by police turds" Imagine telling that story to your therapist.
@lizzielightwolfathomewithf9450
4 жыл бұрын
13:08 dying of laughter
@jerichonelson5898
5 жыл бұрын
Kermit Takes It To The Next Level Edition.
@mrnobody1467
5 жыл бұрын
3 random games living up to showcasing the weird, weird video games out there...
@Fluff-Daddy
5 жыл бұрын
PLAY KFC DATING SIMULATION
@jambie
5 жыл бұрын
What the actual f*ck
@Ubiepringle
5 жыл бұрын
didn't call me Kevin literally judt play that game
@klenstdp1737
5 жыл бұрын
Benjamin yo face your mean what the actual *kfc
@Hickky
5 жыл бұрын
Make 3 random games great again!
@LooperTrips
9 ай бұрын
I just love captain sauce years of videos I've watched and yet still there are videos I haven't seen and videos that have the best use of potty humor on KZitem ❤
@johnstudios
5 жыл бұрын
Huh, I'm early. I left the same comment on the last video, and imma make it again. No pineapples in a pan
@stampycamk4592
5 жыл бұрын
One of the best channels needs more subs
@pennykawakami3117
5 жыл бұрын
I love CaptinSauce YOUR THE BEST MY BOI
@ADeadlyFate
2 жыл бұрын
9:03, The rest of the video Captain Sauce is quite literally BLUSHING, like full on BLUSHING ; - ;
@themoron1807
5 жыл бұрын
I've seen melons in the dark before and I was waiting for CaptainSauces reaction on all the weirdness
@starfallsnow4490
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finding and playing these! You're amazing and What is this game?!
@robonator2945
5 ай бұрын
"There is a lot to unpack there; that's why we're ending the video right now and not unpacking any of it"
@sledjenkins5
5 жыл бұрын
0:30 KZitem has made you say a bunch of crazy things, but I think this is the funniest
@domish5
5 жыл бұрын
The best series on the internet!
@emilymay8729
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody- Not a soul - Captain sauce-iS tHaT yOuR bUm?
@moodymoosh
4 жыл бұрын
Beep: gets increasingly louder and higher My sensitive ass: *pain*
@GhostHelwig
5 жыл бұрын
This was indeed educational. And amazingly weird. 😂
@capablebeast371
5 жыл бұрын
Captain sauce "he said to go in his mouth"
@americanmapper2445
5 жыл бұрын
Well if Canadians are this funny then I love them
@christopherkidwell9817
5 жыл бұрын
Just what I expected... randomness in the extreme. I doff my hat to you!
@SasukeUchiha723
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone: came for cap's video Some people: came for cap Me: came for the clip part "3 random games"
@mr.fahrenhe1t
5 жыл бұрын
Only time I've been this early is when I was born.
@coryrozell1720
5 жыл бұрын
I wish you would bring back the minecraft episodes cap. I love those videos. Thank you.
@100normalhuman
5 жыл бұрын
Self portrait is how to give someone nightmares and make someone so uncomfortable they can’t sleep, like me
@Blitzkrieg-cs6yp
4 ай бұрын
I’m quite sure the second game was a ASMR vore game
@dawn1542
5 жыл бұрын
Walter:nah there melons Captain:....THAT WAS THE GAME *dies of laughter* Me:..WHAT THE F-*alose dies*
@joanieclarkson2544
5 жыл бұрын
Really thought he said “butts up guys“ after that intro 😂
@youngfamily1331
3 жыл бұрын
Ultimate watermelon: hey you got to stop calling us melons Watermelon guy: those melons me: dude you just called them melons
@kalebfloyd9789
3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say this guy keeps giving more and more kid friendly
@smiles15x
5 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite KZitemr I've been wachting for 2 years
@depressiongod8491
5 жыл бұрын
Nice vid, I now have *CRIPPLING DEPRESSION*
@moonswolfpack9461
5 жыл бұрын
"Nah their melons" Starts dancing
@bemington
5 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Three Random Games | tongue edition
@ishtarrr11
5 жыл бұрын
can u play the TABS Modern Faction mod. its actually good spoiler: it has a actual tank so maybe u can do a modern tank vs de vinci tank
@azadalamiq
5 жыл бұрын
odd;y enough, jim woulda loved that game. He did not want his muppets to be "just for kids" but adults too. if you look at older muppet skits there are a lot of adult humor in them. not even innuendo, but blatant adult humor.
@clutchcityfragger6777
5 жыл бұрын
Love 3 random games keep it up
@ShepTheBep
5 жыл бұрын
Muppets giving frech kisses would disturb a young child
@zoro6033
5 жыл бұрын
Nugget is here
@--Tia--
5 жыл бұрын
I have so many questions..... Not to mention a ruined childhood and an unhealthy fear of all melons.
@turtlehub2731
5 жыл бұрын
this video is basically happy time murders
@chair7010
5 жыл бұрын
Kermit got moves. I expect nothing else from you now
@jonfox17
5 жыл бұрын
Ok i know CaptainSauce asks this every time but now i feel like i should ask the question."What the hell is he playing!?!?!?"
@xrealist68
5 жыл бұрын
Keep making videos I love watching everything you make and I like everything you post
@johnsonfam8875
4 жыл бұрын
at first i thought it was really random games but its actually three random games
@thegreatcheese4682
5 жыл бұрын
Keep on play don’t question anything just keep on play.
@numberonepaparasti3142
5 жыл бұрын
When you're watching youtube then captainsauce uploads so you click the notification but then you click the X on the wrong tab and you are too into the video to go search it up and go on a youtube watching streak
@gabrielhartmann1840
5 жыл бұрын
captain sauce is our hero :]
@noneyobuissness9230
4 жыл бұрын
*intense beep* Me: *acts like a dog* MY EARSSS *folds tip of each ear and folds them over ears*
@user-py3ii5uq4k
5 жыл бұрын
YEAH Sausy boi uploaded 3 random games
@zoro6033
5 жыл бұрын
Nugget liked the tomato man's video
@yoavweiss8779
5 жыл бұрын
Ok i think I've found my favourite game ever. This melone dude is a creative genius!
@combatfarmer9076
5 жыл бұрын
15:15 he sounds like an entire different person from that laugh for a sec
@yolomaster21yolo12
5 жыл бұрын
The third game he has played before and I loved it
@ysrcrx
4 жыл бұрын
Tunge tide:*tuches tonge* Me:*demonitized*
@justinwhite2725
5 жыл бұрын
Doncha know? They broke up... (Kermit and Piggy)... Kind of the whole drama behind the new muppets series.
@carsone1258
5 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid love this series
@Angryluigi69
3 жыл бұрын
I love the voice of the 3random games its good
@lemonaden3461
5 жыл бұрын
This has been one of the most ridiculous '3 random games' in a long time
@VxIkyrie
2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: melone in the dark is actually a parody of the 1992 game called "Alone in The Dark"
@hu.man.
4 жыл бұрын
Me: can I have a normal dream? Brain : *_PULSATING BUTTHOLE_*
@zoro6033
5 жыл бұрын
Please help the poor Nugget
@bubblewolf1229
4 жыл бұрын
2nd game: *exists* Me: IMA BOUT' TO *STOP* YA RIGHT THERE-
@skele9762
5 жыл бұрын
idk if anybody here knew the 3rd game but one time i saw it on a diff yt channel when i was young and this werid game brought back memories
@relaxingrain1538
5 жыл бұрын
I love the 3 random games intro
@blueraptor7189
5 жыл бұрын
Why in gods name would you sponsor rise of kingdoms!?
@chezzbon7034
4 жыл бұрын
That boi needs some chapstick and Lotion STAT
@Sonichomi
4 жыл бұрын
BRO! I was eating breakfast while watching this 😣
@kratosboy5557
2 жыл бұрын
7:31 do not resist the flushing
@danielleunger7216
4 жыл бұрын
3 random games???..... that sounds like... FREE RANDOM GAMES
@michaelfleming1927
5 жыл бұрын
In Malone when he's walking to the kitchen when you can see the behind of the desk it looks like there's a door that's stuck in the ground
@Hokai_Chris
4 жыл бұрын
The last two are realy creapy! I was not terrifided of it but HORRORFIDE! I feal like im hounted when i think about the 2nd one
@youngfamily1331
3 жыл бұрын
Watermelon guy: defeats watermelon demon ignores giant mountain of watermelon flooding his kitchen grabs tiny bowl of watermelons walks out like nothing happened and isn't terrified that he just defeated a ton of demons me: what the f***
@homelessdonkey5128
4 жыл бұрын
Sauce: *I sank into butt juice and got beat up by turd police* Me: Sounds like a drug trip
@MISSGNOMETF2
4 жыл бұрын
It's filth
@Covid-ho5iu
4 жыл бұрын
@@MISSGNOMETF2 y frank
@MISSGNOMETF2
4 жыл бұрын
@@Covid-ho5iu as in oh no its the filth
@baileymoore7955
5 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce can you please tell me where you got the 3 random games sound?
@chesterzimmerman7752
5 жыл бұрын
just what i wanted can you do another one on the 30 for my birthday love the series sauce
@parrot6263
5 жыл бұрын
Kermit is smooth
@silversnake6498
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to the most USLESS, most RANDOM, most IDIODIC an FUN game on the internet!!!!!!!!
@ravage3008
5 жыл бұрын
Hey cap it’s the five year anniversary of the battle cats
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