Mortifactor: “brother, does this harlequin taste funny to you?”
@Marinealver
4 жыл бұрын
The Laughing God Approves 🤡
@MythosTheSophist
4 жыл бұрын
Flesh Eater: "no, just slapstick and stolen jokes"
@theomnissiah-9120
4 жыл бұрын
Mythos the Sophist Mortifactor: there is a faint taste of ancient video game reference
@bjorntheviking6039
4 жыл бұрын
Bazinga
@BUSSTISEBOOST
4 жыл бұрын
Other Mortifactor: “no.... the flavour is full of Contridiction.”
@internetzenmaster8952
4 жыл бұрын
People handle trauma differently, even Astartes. Some turn to religion, some turn to duty, some turn to... *serve their fellow man with one's side dish of choice.*
@lordfrostwind3151
4 жыл бұрын
"Should we be concerned with the large number of requests for bottles of chianti and fava beans?" "Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to brother.'
@gallendugall8913
4 жыл бұрын
I bet orc would be good braised in red wine.
@johnathanblackwell9960
4 жыл бұрын
@@gallendugall8913 Hmm, I'd figured sauteed with butter, herbs, and garlic, they are basically sentient mushrooms after all
@jacthing1
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnathanblackwell9960 with a white wine? Don't know anything about wine but for some reason seem to think white wine fits
@johnathanblackwell9960
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacthing1 I suppose a Pinot Grigio or a Sauvignon Blanc would work
@captainpuffinpuffinson4769
4 жыл бұрын
So these are the smurfs edge bois... Daddy smurf "were have I gone wrong with them?" Dorn in the background "tell me about it" black templar crusade noises
@ej.crusing6130
4 жыл бұрын
This NEEEEEEEDS to be animated/drawn
@KaiserAfini
4 жыл бұрын
*Papa Smurf looks at Grimmaldus* "I don't know brother, the stubborn over there seems to take after you quite a bit" "Well, he is determined and unflinchingly commited to his mission. But he actually tries to motivate his troops, rather than be cold and detached . You can actually do that ? It looks so unnatural"
@ThatWildcard
4 жыл бұрын
*Sanguinius laughing in the distance*
@snakeyman5560
4 жыл бұрын
I really wouldn't say they are edgy. They are just utilitarian... and why wouldn't they be? Why shouldn't they be? They grow up with no other option.
@ryanlorenzo5003
4 жыл бұрын
Do you think if we had to put The Emperor and his extended family on therapy, how many loops around Terra would the line make for just the Space Marine Chapters ?
@MizantropMan
4 жыл бұрын
Arch: "After battle they partake in a feast..." Me: "Oh, cool, just like Space Wolves. Even these guys get to have some fun once in a whi..." Arch: "...where they drink copious amounts of their enemies' blood and partake in ritual cannibalism." Me: "Alright GW, 'Warhammer Adventures: Mortifactors' when?"
@Zakvadr1995
4 жыл бұрын
That would be traumatic and wonderful!
@gileschenery974
4 жыл бұрын
@@Zakvadr1995 I learned what rape and psychopathy was from a gaunts ghosts book
@phreakazoith2237
4 жыл бұрын
those rascals travelling the galaxy in search of wonders and new friends would certainly enjoy meeting Roboutes weird offsprings. "Basilica Mortis is great. Hey look buddy, all these awesome statues of skulls and skeletons and the rotten skin feels so realistic when I touch it." "Yo kids, don't play with brother Olfric's sacred corpse will ya!"...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@AdarBlu
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it would teach the kids about respecting other coultures.
@MizantropMan
4 жыл бұрын
@@gileschenery974 I gotta read those eventually, preferably before they get a reprint with that terrible, off-center logo. I have bought so many books I have yet to read tho...
@wabbitking1355
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about these guys is the story of how the trolled the other ultramarines successors . They had Guilliman's combat knife and all the other successor chapters were upset about it and demanded they give it up. So to avoid having to back down , they gave it to the deathwatch on the condition that only members of their chapter would be able to use it.
@jacthing1
4 жыл бұрын
.....they fought over a combat knife? Really? did it do anything special or was it just a really nice knife?
@wabbitking1355
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacthing1 The Ultramarines and their successors consider it a holy relic. And according to the deathwatch rpg stats it really is holy, being better at killing daemons than a regular combat knife. Otherwise It's just a really nice combat knife that Guilliman used at some point.
@jacthing1
4 жыл бұрын
@@wabbitking1355 I wonder if a chapter worships guimons favorite mess kit and utensils. Also wouldn't be surprised if the reason the knife is good a killing demons is cause they see it as holy
@matthewnunya8483
3 жыл бұрын
@@jacthing1 i wouldnt be suprised but in general it seems like wargear gets the attention. Armor and weapons to be specific
@minhducnguyen674
3 жыл бұрын
Knowing Gulliman, he probably has a whole bucket of those knives. After all, Gulliman hates relying on one weapon that can't be replaced.
@SnlDrako
4 жыл бұрын
"A chapter that truly owns and embodies the old epitaph" You are what you eat? "Angels of death" Right, that. Definitely.
@Rain..._
4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the same
@phreakazoith2237
4 жыл бұрын
it's easy to understand why they got along fine with the Deathkorps
@arax20
3 жыл бұрын
*epithet
@caos1925
4 жыл бұрын
Imperium: *Makes people eat ration bars made from other human corpses* -no problems here, it is efficient. Imperium sees The Mortifactors: "What the hell are you guys doing eating people?
@luc-zq7ku
4 жыл бұрын
We don't like the seasoning on the ration, so we go back to the raw stuff .
@thatoneinfidel5481
4 жыл бұрын
You could aruge that soylent brand ration bars are a little more... "Civilised" then preping a corpse like a dressed hog and drinking their blood like wine.
@nightlock826
4 жыл бұрын
They make them out of recycled crap....not corpses
@thatoneinfidel5481
4 жыл бұрын
@@nightlock826 depends on the world tbh. I mean the imperium is full of variation and if a hive world really needed foodstuffs i dont have a hard time believing theyed take that measure. Take Savlar or Necromunda for instance.
@DvNezarto
4 жыл бұрын
Soylent green is people
@Self-replicating_whatnot
4 жыл бұрын
World Eater: "Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!" Mortifactor: "Dunno about any throne but ima taking *your* skull for our chapel for sure"
@blingsing5383
4 жыл бұрын
The mortifactor sounded canadian in my head
@pretzelbomb6105
4 жыл бұрын
The difference is one dreads being added to the pile and the other dreams of it.
@wickedcomet9340
4 жыл бұрын
Read this at the very moment Arch got to the Chapel part 16 min in lol
@LethargicGM
4 жыл бұрын
I may be remembering wrong but I'm pretty sure the Mortifacters only collect the bones of the honorable dead. So no heretics or xenos.
@wickedcomet9340
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clearing that up, think I missed that bit of the lore.
@garrettharriman6333
4 жыл бұрын
I take it the Mortifactors don't have a lot of Dreadnoughts.
The Flesh Eater sitting next to him: "Hey are you gonna finish that arm?"
@quazar5017
4 жыл бұрын
6:12 AM, the Mortifactor chapter master sits down comfortably with a hot coffee and a newspaper. Reads the frontpage headline: Armageddon "Everybody, get your ass together! I want you armed and ready to march at 630. No breakfast today. Hey you, slap some power armor on that Neophytes! Mechanicus dude, I don't care that your imaginery Omnissiah-friend is butthurt, cold start that fusion engines! And somebody please get rid of that Inquisition agent hiding behind the curtain, I don't have time for this!"
@minhducnguyen674
4 жыл бұрын
And grab your silverware, we eare gonna dine like kings tonight
@elysiankentarchy1531
4 жыл бұрын
Chief Apothecary: "Sir, do you think we will have enough Astartes?" "Just grab every child you see on your way out, we'll do their geneseed implants on the go."
@awendigowithinternetaccess4400
4 жыл бұрын
I am drawing this.
@quazar5017
4 жыл бұрын
Mechnicus dude: "Chapter Master, the Gellar Fields are currently in maintenance and not operational..." "That's the problem of the demons, isn't it?"
@Le-cp9tr
4 жыл бұрын
Arch: CANNIBAL SPACE MARINES! Me: Yes! Sons of Malice, FINA-! Arch: Mortificators! Me: My day is ruined. My disappointment is immeasurable.
@stormsurge2103
4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for flesh eaters;)
@ThatWildcard
4 жыл бұрын
@sgdsgsdf fhfhdfh Thats what he would want you to believe. If he was real. Which he isnt.
@AmericanZergling
4 жыл бұрын
Not to bring the lost primarchs into EVERY successor discussion, but since it is hinted heavily that the Ultramarines took in the remnants of the 2nd and 11th legions before the heresy, it is very possible that the Mortifactors might have relations to the Sons of Malice than one may think, especially considering their traditions. I think it's very interesting how a second founding chapter embraced a death cult pretty quickly, all things considered.
@wolfmanhcc
4 жыл бұрын
Alpharius is Malal.
@internetzenmaster8952
4 жыл бұрын
*Everyone else upon hearing the Orks are about descend on Armageddon:* _BY THE GOD-EMPEROR IT'S THE END OF DAYS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!_ *Mortifactors:* Did someone say "All you can eat Ork buffet?"
@adammoore4812
4 жыл бұрын
Mortifactors: did someone say FREE FOOD?!
@DEATHSIMBRACE
4 жыл бұрын
Heretic burgers confirmed?
@JoinedSouls
4 жыл бұрын
they cant spore if ya eat em
@VallornDeathblade
4 жыл бұрын
And lo did the monastery echo with the sound of culinary chainswords revving as the mortifacors prepare their meat tenderizing thunder hammers.
@theenderdestruction2362
3 жыл бұрын
Yvarine: ah shit here we go again
@northerntoe
4 жыл бұрын
They were taught that greatest foe of “The Ultimate warrior” was his rival “HORUS HOGAN” who betrayed him in a great and powerful tag team match at Terra-Mania VII
@QixTheDS
3 жыл бұрын
The Macho Emperor of Mankind only comes down to Horus Hogan’s matches when it’s absolutely necessary.
@MrPlainsflyer
3 жыл бұрын
You beautiful bastards
@CWB342
2 жыл бұрын
Vince is Khorne
@samaritan_sys
Жыл бұрын
“Let the galaxy burn, brother.”
@northerntoe
Жыл бұрын
@@QixTheDS “LISSSSSTEN HERE PETER ROBO I am and always shall be the best of the best the Ayatolah of rockin rolla the CREAM OF DA CROP” *macho emperor was then bit by Jake the Snake Fulgrim*
@MrAdamske
4 жыл бұрын
*Roboute Guilliman Sleeping* : *Tactical Squad of Mortifactors* : Jackass style entry into dreamworld screaming dad
@ericjohnson7234
3 жыл бұрын
that would be real fun to watch.
@Jinballify
4 жыл бұрын
Riight, given Arch's morbid curiosity to the unsavory. I'm fully expecting a lore entry on Angels Vermilion at some point.
@randomcenturion7264
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Dante's most hated relatives.
@MythosTheSophist
4 жыл бұрын
"If you rat on me about kidnapping people to drink their blood, I'll rat on you and everyone else about needing to drink blood"
@VictorianTimeTraveler
4 жыл бұрын
You think that cannibalism is unsavory? No I can tell you it is very savory.
@tsoliot5913
4 жыл бұрын
I'd say this was a pretty savory repast.
@VallornDeathblade
4 жыл бұрын
@@randomcenturion7264 I think Dante's least favorite cousins are a toss up between the Vermilion and the Knights Of Blood. Or at least it used to be before the Knights decided to go down swinging against a Bloodthirster just to tell the big red bastard to go fuck himself.
@samaritan_sys
2 жыл бұрын
This pun is as old as the hills, but you could say that for an Ultramarines offshoot, the Mortifactors certainly have a creative interpretation of ‘serving mankind’.
@skullthrone8882
4 жыл бұрын
"Why is arch only doing 30min lore videos" Badab series "SOOON"
@ProfMaddex
4 жыл бұрын
oh so we are nearing the heat death of the universe? nice!
@theenderdestruction2362
4 жыл бұрын
@@ProfMaddex do not give 2020 ideas
@tarmok3756
4 жыл бұрын
Don't care much for the other things Arch is covering at times these days, but always come back to the good old lore vids ^^
@GabrielLopez-mo2xo
4 жыл бұрын
100% agree
@shurik_skalolaz
4 жыл бұрын
^^^same
@tomaszzalewski4541
4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@reddude954
4 жыл бұрын
I love that he does what makes him happy, that mindset will help with channel longevity and burnout, but man I wish we got a bit more lore like the good old days, and another big lore series. He made a masterpiece with Vraks and I’m ready for another
@thefunnylaughter
4 жыл бұрын
@@reddude954 Well hes currently producing a vraks sized one now, IIRC he said it would start around november
@docartemis2878
4 жыл бұрын
So Space Marines worshipping an ancient terran wrestler by eating the dead? Well... that’s an odd one I’ll admit.
@This_side_of_the_internet
4 жыл бұрын
I do believe, that after-codex chapters inherited their primarch's minor traits, and developed them to absolute. Like black templars inherited Dorn's angry side, and left only with it. In other words, deep inside, our poster poster boy wants to pray to daddy in a very convoluted way, and have the flashy things around him for a snack.
@RPknight101
11 ай бұрын
Either that or Guilliman is a foodie on some level..
@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
9 ай бұрын
@@RPknight101 He is space Romans so that's definitively a possibility.
@zomgerln
4 жыл бұрын
"... are you the baddies?" -Unknown Imperial inquisitor
@JimothyTheGreen
4 жыл бұрын
'Don't talk to me about crazy successor chapter's Guilliman!'- Rogal Dorn, some unknown time.
@bigboi7817
2 жыл бұрын
Guilliman wakes up. "Whos been calling me to tell me how many enemies theyve eaten for the last 10,000 years" "Every day one of these nutters shows up in my dreams bragging about how many people hes eaten"
@Pariatech
4 жыл бұрын
"the ultimate warrior" The God Emperor is now confirmed WWE star!
@MachineMan-mj4gj
4 жыл бұрын
"At Westlemania, Horus Hogan...!"
@wattrocks
3 жыл бұрын
AAAAND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEENNNAAA!!!!
@omegawilliam95s36
2 жыл бұрын
40k themed WWE would be the best game in history.
@addisonwelsh
4 жыл бұрын
I’m not typically a fan of successor chapters. I prefer the old legions, and very few of the successors ever pique my interest, and that includes the popular ones like the Black Templars. But the Mortifactors are damned awesome.
@corradoalamanni179
4 жыл бұрын
well the man emperor of mankind agrees
@robertnelson9599
4 жыл бұрын
I love the Lamenters.
@addisonwelsh
4 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 I actually like them a lot to, though mostly because of the bad luck part, not them trying to get adopted by the Salamanders.
@wolfmanhcc
4 жыл бұрын
Mortifactors are the only reason to play an ultramarine chapter.
@matthewbrasel2737
4 жыл бұрын
The Black Dragons seem cool
@tssteelx
4 жыл бұрын
Me: of their a blood angels successor chapter aren't they. Arch: their robot girlymans successor! Me? What? What? What!
@clothar23
4 жыл бұрын
Successor Chapters tend to be reflections of their Primarch..so make of that what you will.
@Elenrai
3 жыл бұрын
Roboute had a dark side ho boy
@MajesticDemonLord
4 жыл бұрын
"but with a little bit of the Mortifactors secret Seasoning and a good long smoke on the Promethean Grill, even the toughest Ork hide can be a tender, juicy meal on the Battlefield" - BBQing with the Mortis Available on EmpFlix
@WarDogMadness
4 жыл бұрын
guilliman: mortarion ! are these yours . mortarion: no those are all your.
@skepticalmagos_101
4 жыл бұрын
Gulliman:........... "Nani?"
@robrib2682
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, their planet always have me a Nostromo feel
@marckevinjavier1897
3 жыл бұрын
Sanguinius: don't look at me! I've already had one of these guys and their even worse if they somehow get *_thirsty_*
@vagabondsoul1286
4 жыл бұрын
Successor Chapter name suggestions: Night Lords warband - Edge Lords Salamanders- Hog Bearers, Bro Knights, Hug Bringers
@NetMoverSitan
3 жыл бұрын
Hug Bringers?! That'll incapacitate Chaos Space Marines with laughter.
@aitchisondaniel
4 жыл бұрын
Imperial Inquisitor in a building decorated in thousands of skulls: 'These chaps go too far...'
@VallornDeathblade
4 жыл бұрын
White Scars in their fortress monestary where the road to the entrance is lined with thousands of skulls and heads on pikes: *Nervous chuckling*
@DeHerg
4 жыл бұрын
Flying baby corpse hovers by to play another hymn "Gloria Imperator..."
@Daimon-X
4 жыл бұрын
'Posul. For a moment, I see my home world as I remember it, a cloud-curdled sphere of sunless rock, soaked in the blood of savage tribes scattered across its surface. I remember snatches of a childhood drowned in violence. Eating the dead. The last man I killed, his blood and fat still stringing my teeth when the demigods came for me. I was ten, by the Terran standard. I remember defiant beauty, brutal purity in a land of eternal night. Fertile ground to sow the seeds of demigod killers. I see that, before reality conquers memory, and I see Posul as it is. A shattered, lifeless husk, one amongst the numberless worlds devoured by Leviathan. Generations had lived and died never seeing the break of dawn. Now the sun will never set, shining over the barren wasteland left behind by the swarm. In orbit is the Basilica Mortis, our fortress monastery hanging above Posul like a dark iron crown. It looms like a headstone over our greatest failure. An orphan’s monument to the world we could not protect...' - Battle Brother Adoni of the Mortifactor's Chapter. "The world below us was my home, and until I was chosen to become one of the Emperor’s warriors, I knew neither sunlight nor joy. These things do not exist on Posul, only a brutal life of darkness and bloodshed. I took three hundred skulls in battle before I was chosen to become a Space Marine and since that day I have killed the enemies of the Emperor. I have since seen the sun, yet still I know no joy.’ - Brother Chaplain Astador ‘A Space Marine needs not joy, nor glory,’ said Learchus. ‘Service to the Emperor shall be his wine and sustenance, and his soul shall be content.’ Astador stopped and turned to face the veteran sergeant. ‘You quote from the Codex Astartes, sergeant. We have grown beyond the need for such dogma and forge our own path from the wisdom of our Chaplains. To be bound by words set down an age ago is not our way.’ ‘We look upon its words[Codex Astartes] as the foundation of our way of life, but to follow its teachings without consideration for what we have learned and that we see around us is not wisdom, it is merely repetition. Repetition leads to stagnation. And stagnation dooms us.’- Brother Chaplain Astador about Codex Astartes 'The Basilica Mortis was home to the Mortifactors. The ancestral home of the Mortifactors Chapter of Space Marines rotated slowly in the wan light of Posul and her faraway sun, its surfaces craggy and mountainous. For nearly ten thousand years, since the Chapter’s founder, Sasebo Tezuka, had been led here by the Emperor’s tarot, the Mortifactors had stood sentinel over the night world of Posul, and since that time, these holy knights of the Imperium had trained members of their warrior order within the walls of their orbiting fortress monastery. In appearance, it resembled some vast mountain range cast adrift in the void of space. The Imperium’s finest tech-priests and adepts had come together to create this orbiting fortress; the Basilica was a marvel of arcane technical engineering that had long since been forgotten. For millennia, the Mortifactors had sent warriors from the Basilica Mortis to fight alongside the armies of the Imperium in the service of the divine Emperor of Man. Companies, squads, crusaders and - three times - the entire Chapter had been called to war, most recently to fight the orks on the blasted wastes of Armageddon. The honours the Chapter had won rivalled even those of such legendary Chapters as the Space Wolves, Imperial Fists or Blood Angels. At full occupation, the monastery was home to the thousand battle-brothers of the Chapter and their officers, with a supporting staff of servitors, scribes, technomats and functionaries that numbered seven and a half thousand souls. Vast docks jutted from the prow of the adamantium mountain, spearing into space with slender silver docking rings rising from the jib. Two heavily armed Space Marine strike cruisers were berthed in the docks, with smaller, Gladius frigates and Hunter destroyers either returning or departing on patrol throughout the Mortifactors’ domain. Battle barges, devastating warships of phenomenal power, were housed in armoured bays deep in the bowels of the monastery, terrible weapons of planetary destruction held in their silent hulls.' +++ The Basilica Mortis, Chapter Monastery of the Mortifactors Adeptus Astartes Chapter.
@diegicast
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Marinealver
4 жыл бұрын
What book?
@Daimon-X
4 жыл бұрын
@@Marinealver Warriors of Ultramar & Deathwatch: Swordwind
@MythosTheSophist
4 жыл бұрын
Yvraine: *knocks door* Do you have a moment to talk about Death?
@luc-zq7ku
4 жыл бұрын
how does it taste ? Y : sorry what ? You don't eat de... Not interested *slam door*
@MythosTheSophist
4 жыл бұрын
@@luc-zq7ku It would probably go more like: "No, Stepmom, we don't care about your Xeno God." "Watch how you speak about your grandfather!"
0:25 "The Mortifactors..." I so imagined Count Dankula's Mad Lad intro to begin, after Arch announced the chapter name XD
@internetzenmaster8952
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that mental image. It's quite an amusing one.
@maukka1545
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@ornu01
4 жыл бұрын
A note from the Ordo Hereticus guidebook on what is and is not heresy, Vol MCCCIXXX, chapter three thousand twenty-nine, exhortation seven: The consumption of human flesh is only acceptable after processing by your local Adeptus Mechanicus food and corpse processing shrine.
@Matihood1
4 жыл бұрын
"IXXX"? What? What is that number? If you were going for 29 then it's XXIX
@ornu01
4 жыл бұрын
@@Matihood1 We do not question how drunk the scribes were when they transcribed the sacred words of Lord Inquisitor Adolphus Illitteratus, we only inform those who question his words to report to the nearest Arbites and inform them of your questions.
@whosthere8658
4 жыл бұрын
@@ornu01 LMFAO
@Randerson2409
4 жыл бұрын
Mortifactors: "The Codex is more, what you call, 'guidelines' than actual rules"
@DustyTheKitty
4 жыл бұрын
Just had this wonderful mental image of a Mortifactor trying to tuck into a Necron's leg at the dinner table, followed by a little sobbing.
@ericjohnson7234
3 жыл бұрын
that made me chuckle
@omegawilliam95s36
2 жыл бұрын
Like a cartoon he takes a giant bite, then his teeth crack and shatter.
@Elric707
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing that chainblade cutlery couldn't solve
@nothingbutreferencessigfri5812
3 жыл бұрын
"And yet no inquisitor has the brass balls required to take the mater any further", This has to be the best line from the whole thing
@patrickmcabee123
4 жыл бұрын
As a chef.., I’m a little curious how to roast an “orc”. Easy on the garlic, heavy on the ginger...🧐 Another fine episode 👍🏼
@ThatWildcard
4 жыл бұрын
Well, orks are technically only big mushrooms, so maybe like a very tough mushroom?
@patrickmcabee123
4 жыл бұрын
SolaniusCCG Marsala wine sauce.., brilliant 😁
@lyravain6304
4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickmcabee123 I dunno man, might be better to go with a safer cream sauce. Since Orks are both shrooms and meat, both need to be balanced. What would you accompany it with? I'd say some root vegetables, roasted over the firepit to get some smokyness in them.
@Inukazan
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine ork flesh is a cross between bear meat and mushroom.
@Hellsong89
4 жыл бұрын
@@lyravain6304 Great and now i'm hungry, thanks guys..-.-
@marckevinjavier1897
4 жыл бұрын
What other Adeptus Astartes see: An imperial planet infested with vile green skins. The planet needs to be cleansed of this infestation. Do we decide on exterminatus? Mortifactors and Flesh Eaters: So? Free vegan buffet then?
@cogline9
3 жыл бұрын
Amusing how, at least certain parts, the Mortifactors particular brand of "Emperor-Worship" could just as easily fit in with the standard worship of Khorne. :D
@robertnelson9599
Жыл бұрын
Which is why Big E hated religion, too easy for Chaos to sneak in.
@darklelouchg8505
4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, so what I'm getting from this is that we definitely should put the Mortifactors in warzone alongside the Death Korps of Kreig.
@lunky6048
4 жыл бұрын
Let's do it
@MERLK2
4 жыл бұрын
10 Words: Mortifactors, Black Templars and Deathkorps of Krieg on one planet. It has the potential to be ... legendary. Either way.
@whosthere8658
4 жыл бұрын
@@MERLK2 .........omg that actually sounds fucking glorious
@alecstewart212
4 жыл бұрын
_"The Space Book says you can't eat your enemies"_ *_"We can't read."_*
@Sujad
4 жыл бұрын
So far as I'm aware, we don't have a word (in English anyway) that describes eating the flesh a sentient but no human entity. [Edit] Audio starts fading out near the very end.
@pretzelbomb6105
4 жыл бұрын
Knowing English, the proper word would still be cannibalism. While the word does specifically refer to consuming your own species, English tends to prefer adding meaning to existing words rather than create entirely new ones, so it would most likely just be a question of context.
@sassythesasquatch1571
4 жыл бұрын
Eating
@Matihood1
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's such a word in most languages tbh.
@Sujad
4 жыл бұрын
@@Matihood1 If the word would exist, something tells me it would be German.
@Lakefront_Khan
4 жыл бұрын
It would be "eating".
@drakeps
4 жыл бұрын
Mortifactor: I believe in the heart of the card Chaplain: It's time to du du du duel
@mrspeigle1
4 жыл бұрын
Galavant, best musical ever.
@evensgrey
4 жыл бұрын
Now there is the fascinating question of what happens when Roboute Guilliman finds out that these guys not only consume their fallen foes (when they're edible, anyway, which is a remarkably broad things for Space Marines) but also claim to regularly commune with him.
@solusaldrain
4 жыл бұрын
"So *that's* why I was asleep for so long! And why my dreams were so macabre. >_>
@jadenprice1463
4 жыл бұрын
god when the Mortifactors left the Lamenters to die I could have smashed them good. >..>
@Brandelwyn
4 жыл бұрын
When Posul was eaten by Tyranids I smiled because of that
@theenderdestruction2362
3 жыл бұрын
@@dawnofdogehellcase1558 you are getting fed to nearest ork camp
@jehovasabettor9080
4 жыл бұрын
"Why, I hear that Mortifactors eat their damn dead." "How else could we grok their essence?"
@lokenontherange
4 жыл бұрын
Starship Troopers: What to do. A Stranger in a Strange Land: What not to do.
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
3 жыл бұрын
@@lokenontherange correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't starship troopers at least partially about how nukes are great and we should have more of them? Idk seems like a bad idea to my idiot brain
@dropdead234
4 жыл бұрын
These guys strike me as a bit too hard core, to be one of the Limp Wristed Girlyman"s boys. Perhaps somebody snuck some Traitor seed in, somehow?
@alexmag342
4 жыл бұрын
Smurf Dad must have taken in some Death guard loyalists and passed them off as a ultrasmurf sucessor to not purge them
@dropdead234
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexmag342 And in doing so, polluted the ultramarines, for all time. BURN THE WORLDS OF ULTRAMAR. LET GIRLYMAN'S SPAWN DIE IN HOLY FLAMES OF THE GOD EMPEROR'S WRATH.
@AbadonXXX
4 жыл бұрын
Now I can see them at the shoot the breeze table with the flesh eaters and the dragonspears while they eat ork
@SvengelskaBlondie
3 жыл бұрын
26:44 I find it really comical that a chapter of death-worshipping cannibals have a much more level-headed view on Guilliman's glorified colouring book, than many of their related chapters. Trying to make a book for every possible scenario would end up with a series so large, you would need a dozen flying libraries to lug the damn thing around in.
@Crooked1519
4 жыл бұрын
Stop watching an arch warhammer video to watch another arch warhammer video
@gothicpando
4 жыл бұрын
True fan
@MajesticDemonLord
4 жыл бұрын
"A Single Deity - the Ultimate Warrior" Cue visions of someone in speedos sprinting down the ramp into the Ring
@Erraddo
3 жыл бұрын
You are in a joint deathwatch force with another strike team. Your ultramarine team lead is giving the usual, predictable orders. The space wolf is in the bushes, without armor, woth a knife. The lamenter's heavy bolter exploded, and he resorted to removing his unpowered armor and punching the enemy. You look to your side, and see a guy covered in blood, eating the flesh of the enemy, skull helmet underarm, screaming "BRING ME THEIR SKULLS" at a terrified squad of raven guards. At some point you just stop caring about appearances i suppose.
@KaiserAfini
4 жыл бұрын
There is a reason space marines have the Preomnor and Omophagea. This is working as intended, which just goes to show what disturbing train of thought the Emperor had to engineer his primarchs and astartes to have this. They are ridiculously complex organisms, of course he had the time to pause and think "is this a good idea ? Will it be worth the effort ?". So this chapter is merely using their natural gifts.......which all thing considered, is still seriously messed up.
@MERLK2
4 жыл бұрын
One could argue that this shows how pragmatical, survival of humantiy-centric and inhumanly logical the thinking of the emperor was. Its absolutly amoral, its extremly disgusting, but it has a certain, cold & unsentimental logic. To give his trans-human Space Marines certain sets of tools that are unnatural, but under certain conditions usefull, is not dumb, as shown in their other artificals organs & enhancements. Then again, we talk about a fictional dude on a golden glorified lifesupport/loo that should have REALY read a book like "parenting for unempathic dickheads, ultra-aspergers that somehow became dads & realy, realy extreme dummys, part I-IV" & taking it to hearth, before doing ANYTHING regarding his post-thunderwarriors plans.
@KaiserAfini
4 жыл бұрын
@@MERLK2 "Right, so my son has magic nails of ultimate evil in his brain. Can't figure out how to remove them. Maybe I should swallow my pride for his sake and learn how the Eldar make wraithbone. Its a material that can be repurposed to do anything, I am sure my ultimate psychic might and intellect can use to cure him, might revolutionize our technology while I'm at it.... .NAH ! What is the worst that can happen, he becomes a murderhobo that despises me more deeply? Hahahaha, oh that is ridiculous, there is no way that could ever happen"
@MERLK2
4 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserAfini "And he surely never will have ANY problem with the fact, that i didn´t save his friends, the only people that he cared and felt compassion for even with those brain-friers in his head, and instead just ripped him out there against his will, didn`t intervene and later treated the the people responsible for this relativly cuddly. Surly this will NEVER sour our relationship. And my other son that is such a fancy architect, but never even tries to start the project he dreams of, instead taking the hardest, most brutal assignments i give out and pushes through, leaving death and destruction in the wake of his men, no matter the costs, again and again. Is this maybe the sign that he is in a downward spiral of depression, literally diging himself a hole, looking at the world in a manic, ever more dark light, forcing himself because he thinks i want him for only that? Is he maybe in dire need for me going all, Son, take your troops out of the crusade for 50 years, you did more then other chapters archieved in less time. But i think we have to start looking at a time after the crusades. I want you to build a Monument for my ... for OUR archievements. And no, i don`t need an artist, i don`t need an pragmatic planer of infrastructur and trenches, i need a dreamer, a visionary that is an artist AND a monumental architect. Please, take your men and create a great, bombastic and at the same time unassailable monument of humantiy .... NAAAH. Surly he won`t start to despise me and my boy with a penchant for yellow, and that i choose said dude for all my building projects over him. I mean, whats next, Horus not liking me?" Damn i just wrote a defense of perty -_-*
@KaiserAfini
4 жыл бұрын
@@MERLK2 "Ummm, actually dad, I already did that. I have..ahem...built a paradise to symbolize the glory of the Imperium, I call it Monarchia. What do you think ?" "You alone have failed me Lorgar. Not the space murder Batman, not psychopathic space Spartacus, not even the living chemical war crimes enthusiast did so, only YOU ! A paradise, with religion at its core ? I want it razed to ashes, right now" "But father, there are men, women, children and the elderly whose only crime is to have faith in you" "RAZED.TO.THE.GROUND ! Now get back to the crusade, the Eldar are weakened, the Egyptian space terminators are still napping and we have just enough time to unify the galaxy before before they know whats going on" "Space...terminators...what the...?" "Go, go, go, go ! Can't believe I almost considered giving my sons a break or even consolidating my empire before expanding it. Heedless conquest was good enough for every collapsed Terran empire, so its good enough for mine"
@halofly3
3 жыл бұрын
Guardsman with blown leg: Scream Mortifactor: You going to eat that?
@civosborne
4 жыл бұрын
Planet Kreig called. They're suing for copyright infringement.
@phreakazoith2237
4 жыл бұрын
nope. they are inviting the Mortifactors to an "Imperiums most morbid faction" tournament
@Elenrai
3 жыл бұрын
@@phreakazoith2237 I think the kriegsmen would actually be batty enough to tell the quatermaster intending to help them back to the rear lines, to simply go away in the hopes one of the emperors chosen could snack on them
@grantkruger3689
2 жыл бұрын
Arch: "...creative interpretation of the Codex..." Titus: "Good lads, those Mortifactors..."
@darkinnovator2479
4 жыл бұрын
Cannibal marines, hmm... And not even Blood Angels descendants, le gasp! I am surprised that the Mortifactors didn't get on with the Lamenters over the mutual interest in white pork, but that may have something to do with myself being unable to recall the Lamenters partaking.
@randolphj.blaggard7088
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t ever say “le” again. This shit is why you have no friends.
@merkavamkivm3373
4 жыл бұрын
@@randolphj.blaggard7088 *le gasp!*
@factanonverba7547
4 жыл бұрын
Tunnel pork. Or long pork. Not white pork. That's wrong vocabulary.
@darkinnovator2479
4 жыл бұрын
@@randolphj.blaggard7088 Lol, who needeth the friendeth?
@darkinnovator2479
4 жыл бұрын
@@merkavamkivm3373 On second through, my friend list grows. Welcome, fellow *Le Gasping* brother, let us slay the enemies of man together!
@feralprocessor9853
11 ай бұрын
Cadian veteran: I heard that cooked human flesh tastes like chicken. Mortifactor: I see potential in you.
@imapleb4956
4 жыл бұрын
I’m sort of liking this recent trend of making Space Marines’ armour more proportional, tactical, and personalized. The pouches and red skulls on the boltgun are lovely.
@JohnJohn-yl4ko
Жыл бұрын
"The Ultimate Warrior on Terra" come on in where nightmares are the best time of my day! LMAO
@gahlainrigh5927
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they are mortarion’s kids adopted by Guilliman.
@alexmag342
4 жыл бұрын
Yep, with a name like "Mortifactors" there is no way in hell they are Ultrasmurf sucessors
@Brandelwyn
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexmag342 "Ultrasmurf" Its 2020, its time to let go...
@constrainedanacronysm1370
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, Boby G did adopt loyalist Iron Warriors with the Silver Skull chapter, it is not impossible.
@Brandelwyn
4 жыл бұрын
@@constrainedanacronysm1370 no he didn't
@josephwilliam7352
4 жыл бұрын
@@Brandelwyn Whilst it may not be confirmed it is a decently popular theory that the Silver Skulls chapter was formed from a faction of loyalist Iron Warriors. Based off the following: 1-Warsmith Barabus Dantioch was a loyalist Iron Warrior who fought, if I am not mistaken, alongside the Ultramarines, Dark Angels and A small contingent of Imperial Fists against the Night Lords. Dantioch was killed on the planet of Pharos while activating the Pharos beacon. Barabus Dantioch, being a Warsmith, was not alone in his loyalties and almost certainly had at least a few Iron Warriors and the remnants of said warriors could very well have been folded into the Ultramarines and later set out to found the Silver Skulls upon the release of the Codex Astartes and the Second founding. 2-The iconography of the Silver Skulls is almost painfully similar to the symbol the Iron Warriors use. Not saying that it is confirmed, it's just an intriguing theory.
@deathstar4489
2 жыл бұрын
16:10 after telling about the skull chapel and the couple second silence, the background music was perfect for that😂
@darkholyPL
4 жыл бұрын
So... they worship Odin? Err.. I mean the Emperor, ofcourse.
@jhonmaverick9963
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair though. The people of Fenris and The Space Wolves, do refer Big E as The All Father.
@AngelWolf12
4 жыл бұрын
Flesh Eaters: Pfft, Amateurs.
@NetMoverSitan
3 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Flesh TEARERS?
@AngelWolf12
3 жыл бұрын
@@NetMoverSitan Nope, Eaters. They're a real one too and even more insane than the Flesh Tearers.
@NetMoverSitan
3 жыл бұрын
@@AngelWolf12 Ah yes, so they are, although there's no evidence that they're cannibals. "fatally undone by their gene-seed" although there no clear evidence that they're cannibals, due to conflicting accounts...although the flaws exists as does the other Blood Angel successor chapters.
@ej.crusing6130
4 жыл бұрын
Could have saved me half an hour if you just said “Skull porn”
@adriannaranjo4397
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Mortifactors: _YES. LET US CONSUME IT'S FLESH!_
@TheMauviet
4 жыл бұрын
Inquisitor: let see how they deal against necrons.
@merkavamkivm3373
4 жыл бұрын
Now they eat metal.
@Zakvadr1995
4 жыл бұрын
Marine walks up with bag of metal shavings: “It’s not bad if you treat it like popcorn. Not enough butter though...”
@chanlawrence7562
4 жыл бұрын
Just more iorn in the dieat
@OfficioAudiorum
4 жыл бұрын
Peckish Purging
@OfficioAudiorum
4 жыл бұрын
@Sawyer Cantrell Hey there, thank You it's an ok day. Hope You're having a good one Yourself.
@ryanlorenzo5003
4 жыл бұрын
Still mad at leaving them leaving the Lamenters because they drew a bad hand at cards.
@Marinealver
4 жыл бұрын
♠️Aces and 8s♣️
@constrainedanacronysm1370
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the Emperor probably told them about the Lamentors mega bad luck and didn't want it rubbing off on them.
@snakeyman5560
4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when you would review more spacemarine chapters! Infact I was thinking of asking you to review the Mortifactors when your video on the orks of speed came out. I love the Mortifactors and the Doom Eagles, they are just such alien outcasts compared to their brothers in Guilliman's lineage that it's almost fitting that they are of his lineage. We need a story about a collaboration between the Mortifactors and either the Doom Eagles or the Flesh Eaters and they just crash down in the middle of a war between Tyranids and Orks and just go ham. If you are reading this comment and you haven't heard the audiobook version of "Taker of skulls" I highly recommend you do. The story is short and sweet and gives you a look at some of the key elements of the identity of the chapter. Arch can we please get the Doom Eagles next?
@Marinealver
4 жыл бұрын
Likely descendants from Traitor Legion the Guilleman has adopted.
@snakeyman5560
4 жыл бұрын
@@Marinealver Perhaps
@81greenknight
4 жыл бұрын
I have said it once and I will say it again. There is no one out there with the level of detail that arch gives
@ivanvidovic2994
4 жыл бұрын
By the Emperor I gotta say you are the most enjoyable Warhammer channel I know of! :)
@theblancmange1265
4 жыл бұрын
Have you watched Oculus Imperia or Baldermort? The former makes videos as an in-universe chronicler; the latter writes his own short stories to put in lore videos.
@ivanvidovic2994
4 жыл бұрын
@@theblancmange1265 thanks ill check it out
@tomtheconqerur
4 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine is running one of these guys for a deathwatch campaign he and i are running.
@phreakazoith2237
4 жыл бұрын
architect presents plan for the Basilica Mortis. Chapter Master: "No no no no....we need more skulls here and there and there...lots of bones over there and then some more skulls on top of the bones and finish it all with some nice skulls...and we gotta talk about your design of the main chapel being pink and decorated with bunnies as well"
@StarboyXL9
4 жыл бұрын
When the demand for hope is high, religion steps in and offers it at a discount.
@notsae66
4 жыл бұрын
Their image of the Emperor sounds heretically close to Khorne...
@gallendugall8913
4 жыл бұрын
Orc would be good braised in red wine. Elf would have to be dry-rubbed with a hot spice and spit roasted. Necrons would have to be ground into a powder and used as seasoning. Tau marinated in blueberry puree and broiled. Tyranids would need to be dried into jerky - teriyaki flavor!
@somnitek
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they got shipped the entirely wrong Space Marine badass manual on "How to Serve Man, for Spehs Marheens" by Daddy Empererr
@IRMentat
4 жыл бұрын
29:00 anyone who thinks there is no inquisitor around is either naive, foolish or has just been carefully and systematically murdering every inquisitor in the viscinity "just in case", at least for enough time that any dalliances remain unseen. More likely an inquisitor saw what was happening, saw the target and decided to watch for a while before taking any foolish actions like letting themselves be known to the bunch of killers forming up to go off on a kill mission. once the meatgrinder was ongoing on armageddon a remarkable amount of rule bending can be forgiven if it happens exclusively for the emperors benefit
@MERLK2
4 жыл бұрын
besides ... the ork snipers were at least at the time of the second #cough# orkinvasion of armaggedon ... busy ... elsewere. And then there is the thing that they literally have an organ for that, like their primarchs, purposefully build/planed by the empraah exactly for that. Soooo ... is using that organd thouroughly for its emperor planed purpose heresy ... or is the greater heresy to ring a bell and scream realy loud before getting omnomnomed. While doubting the godly plans and machinations of the emprah
@Alexander-bd2hk
4 жыл бұрын
Mortifactors: heavy armored heavy armed super soldier psychopaths literally worshipping in a death cult The Inquisition: nope, were cool with it
@skepticalmagos_101
4 жыл бұрын
Isn't the entire Imperial cult a death cult anyway? (Runs away from the commisar and the Regimental priest)
@Alexander-bd2hk
4 жыл бұрын
@@skepticalmagos_101 i see no extra limbs, so i see no problem
@Hellsong89
4 жыл бұрын
@@skepticalmagos_101 Corporal 0582498552 You see that man running over there? Yes? Open fire with wyvern, one vehicle, single salvo....
@skepticalmagos_101
4 жыл бұрын
@@Hellsong89 😂
@ericjohnson7234
3 жыл бұрын
@@skepticalmagos_101 that picture that name that comment... just perfect. :)
@HumanoidCableDreads
4 жыл бұрын
I liked when the Ultimate Warrior fought the Ork warlord Ulk Oogan during the War for Wrestlemanium.
@Lordradost
4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the future, there is ... "Comfort Food"?
@thorveim1174
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine it must be a harsh day for them when they defeated some necrons... Nice for bone-looking trophies, not so good for eating...
@Tiamath1985
4 жыл бұрын
Let us dine together ... in hell - Sons of Malice are invited for lunch.
@jbeckley6849
4 жыл бұрын
Cannibal Space Marines loyal to the Emperor? You had me at cannibal :D
@friendlyredneckneighbor4326
4 жыл бұрын
By the Emperor, you all heard it too right?! At the very end of the video the inquisition has seized arch and is dragging him away, that’s why his voice faded. We must rally. Send forth all forces to rescue this rad lore lad.
@notinspectorgadget
3 жыл бұрын
two Mortifactors are eating an Eldar Harlequin, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
@willbleed550
2 жыл бұрын
Mortifactor 1: Brother "munch" are we bad people? Mortifactor 2: It's a "munch" matter of perspective, really "gulp." Mortifactor 1: From these Xeno's perspective "much"? Mortifactor 2: Oh, we are definitely bad people to them. But, to be fair, I think we tipped that jenga when we decided to be cannibals to begin with. Mortifactor 1: Ya, I guess your right "munch" I guess eating them is just putting salt on the wound. Mortifactor 2: Ack, don't mention salt, these Xeno's as so bland and tasteless, I would kill just for a pinch of (head blows up) Tau Seras Victoria: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (guns blazing) Mortifactor chapter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@phreakazoith2237
4 жыл бұрын
"How to cook humans" "how to cook for humans" "how to cook forty humans"
@LesserOfTwoWeevils
4 жыл бұрын
BRING ME ALL THE ORK YOU CAN FIND I WANT TO SEE MY SON
@ricks5756
4 жыл бұрын
As far as I am aware, almost all the primarchs ate humans at some point in their backstory ... some more than others (ie: Konrad Curze ) . So why is is shocking an entire chapter does it as well ?
@ethanmaloney3438
4 жыл бұрын
A few reasons, 1. Those were out of need for survival or for information rather than a ritual which, 2. This is in conjuncture with the whole taking of skulls and drinking of blood thing, again for ritualistic purposes. And finally 3. The whole chapel made from skulls and bones added to the armor makes the Inquisition nervous since Khorne is a thing.
@Brandelwyn
4 жыл бұрын
And where did you get that information?
@merkavamkivm3373
4 жыл бұрын
By the emperor. Those are hardcore.
@jesusgasperi123456
4 жыл бұрын
now in imagining the mortifactors having an altar of the ultimated warrior from the WWE
@deejayxcrypt
3 жыл бұрын
Notices the word _stable religion_ here and immediately had to imagine a stable, as in “horse stable”, where a small congregation gathers.
@Demolitiondude
4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate warrior?! LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!
@ArchonSeachmall
4 жыл бұрын
*Skronk*
@MachineMan-mj4gj
4 жыл бұрын
*"Horus Hogan!"*
@ArchonSeachmall
4 жыл бұрын
The family I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat!
@TheZombietyk
4 жыл бұрын
Mortifactor Kroot and Genestealer walks in to the bar ...
@alexmag342
4 жыл бұрын
With the name "Mortifactors" they are totally a Ultra smurfs successor chapter, yeah sure, hard press on that X for doubt, totally not Death guard loyalists larping as ultrasmurf successors
@danilovonsquawk572
3 жыл бұрын
"Eat and drink and ff-ight" Not the "F" word my mind first went to.
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