Ah Titans. One of The Imperium's favourite 'fuck you' cards
@thomasderosa1458
8 жыл бұрын
+French Toast The Imperium has a lot of Fuck You cards it seems.
@Nonsense010688
8 жыл бұрын
+Thomas DeRosa it has a lot of people to fuck up.
@thomasderosa1458
8 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@DoctorM42
8 жыл бұрын
+Si Wi even if it's Imperium's own budget
@Nonsense010688
8 жыл бұрын
+DoctorM42 A lasgun: 50 credits A Bolter: 5000000 credits A Emperor Titan: 5000000000000000000000000000 credits Seeing heretics and Xenos vanish in a instance: priceless there a things which you can't by. For everything else, there is Emperors Card.
@mrwri
5 жыл бұрын
Other games: its a missile that makes an explosion 40k: it makes a rift directly to hell
@MrKittyyumyum
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@omegawilliam95s36
2 жыл бұрын
40k: It’s a bullet infused with a dammed soul, fired from a machine gun possessed by a greater Daemon.
@RandomUser-dv6qw
Ай бұрын
And it screams for you the whole way there
@AlmightyOmmm
7 жыл бұрын
Vortex Missles. When someone's says 'Go to Hell' you didn't think they had the equipment to send you there, neatly packaged and screaming all the way.
@robertnelson9599
3 жыл бұрын
Because in 40K, sometimes you need to be 300% sure that your opponent is dead and never coming back.
@TheEldritchGod
2 жыл бұрын
No No No... the ammunition that screams is the Quake Cannon. Two entirely different forms of 'Fuck You'.
@thedragon133
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheEldritchGod ah yes, if you need someone to die so bad that you throw the death screams of worlds at them... so metal!
@siamihari8717
Жыл бұрын
Thats where it comes from. Some mad man decided to make the saying 'go to hell' literal
@60sSam
Жыл бұрын
Hell is in Michigan. You should always be polite and tell them that.
@d.thieud.1056
5 жыл бұрын
If the ammo screams at you it's best to simply scream back louder as you fire it, this will establish your dominance over both the shell and whatever you sent it at
@HTWW
2 жыл бұрын
At the very least, you'll let your ammo know that you guys share values.
@eyllyssaunders5345
5 ай бұрын
Underrated comment this is so 40k I bet some titan crews do that
@nbp2015
7 жыл бұрын
Deathstrike Missile Array on an Imperator Titan. Just sayin'. "Gunman, do you see that continent?" "Yessir." "I don't want to." "Yessir."
@mikea2363
7 жыл бұрын
i hope this dude doesn't get to command a navy battlegroup.
@Benthesniperof8
6 жыл бұрын
Best comment i've seen in a long while. Made me laugh too much haha
@WordBearer86
5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to tweak this comment to be more in keeping with the lore. Great one though. "Moderati, do you see that continent?" "Yes, my Princeps." "I don't want to, Moderati." "Yes, my Princeps."
@mannofdober873
5 жыл бұрын
"Gunman, do you see that orbiting fleet?" "Yessir." "I don't want to." "But sir, we can't-" "I don't care gunman, we're in an EMPEROR TITAN! FIRE EVERYTHING!"
@novasolarius8763
5 жыл бұрын
@@WordBearer86 It would generally be Moderatus, not Moderati. Little sense in assigning two Moderati to a single weapon.
@redrudy07
8 жыл бұрын
"Captain, the ammunition is screaming again, are you sure the tank isn't possessed?"
@erenjaeger2911
8 жыл бұрын
+Eren Jaeger nope never mind it is screaming QUICK SHOOT IT AT SOMETHING!!!!!!
@thelordz33
6 жыл бұрын
You thought it wasn't?
@carlosbaldellou
5 жыл бұрын
No, Guardsmen, the tank isn't possesed. Only the ammunition is possesed.
@Colonel_Overkill
5 жыл бұрын
@@carlosbaldellou by regulation 893.67528.846 of the Munitorium Ordinance Dept. the illegal possession of ammunition is punishable by flogging or execution.... Ok boys, line up the offending ammo and I will get the Commissar
@gasmaskfacednerd5896
5 жыл бұрын
Shells: *_AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_*
@BigHugsFromHell
8 жыл бұрын
27:45 You'd be surprised how often inexperienced engineers neglect things like, "Where do the shells eject?" in real life, too. My dad was a test pilot after his time in Vietnam, and in one of his more harrowing stories (one of the few he would ever tell), he ran into a similar situation while live-firing some new type of vulcan cannon mount (F4 variant - later rejected). At altitude, and once given the order to fire, it became immediately apparent that the ejection ports were aimed directly at the jet intakes -- and something no one bothered to check -- when both engines exploded from being filled with a spray of hot brass casings. Apparently, it also shorted most of the electronics, as he found himself unable to eject. This meant his only option was to glide down to a crash landing, or else nothing. From the way he tells it, he figured there'd be no harm in lighting up a cigarette after disengaging his oxygen mask, setting off alarms and a scolding from flight control, to which he responded, "Don't worry about me smoking, 'cause if it isn't my last and I make it back down there, I'm gonna shoot the sonofabitch who built this fucking thing." Who knows how much he might have embellished the details, of course, but it seems that, maybe, sometimes fiction really does reflect with reality after all.
@WordBearer86
5 жыл бұрын
If you're curious about how right you are in the given context, I highly recommend you go check out a channel called The Chieftain or look up his videos The Chieftain's Hatch and watch the fun he has getting into and (try repeatedly) getting out of numerous armored vehicles. Particularly the Jagdpanzer 38(t) "Hetzer". The thing is like the engineers thought it'd be a good idea to put a jungle-gym inside of it.
@maxm.9992
5 жыл бұрын
Well? Did he shoot the son of a b****?
@klassehkhornate9636
5 жыл бұрын
Ulric Kessler have you seen the French infantry tanks, naive little thing?
@Plankensen
5 жыл бұрын
I too want to know if he shot that sonovabitch.
@donovanbosque5809
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something the military would do... glad your dad made it out alright!
@saeyabor
8 жыл бұрын
8:30 When a mommy void shield and a daddy void shield love each other very much, a crater is born!
@JacatackLP
6 жыл бұрын
Saeyabor why is this not top comment 😂
@barrybend7189
5 жыл бұрын
So Macross omnidirectional barrier getting overloaded levels of destruction.
@grantbetts9123
5 жыл бұрын
It's also not exactly true, the adeptus titanicus game allows titans to merge void shields, that wouldn't be possible if the voids where deliberately antagonistic to eachother.
@snowingfate6100
4 жыл бұрын
New meaning to baby boomer.
@caav56
4 жыл бұрын
@@grantbetts9123 I think it might have something to do with titans being allied and, therefore, possibly having means to establish communications and use them to synchronise their Void shields to merge them.
@gasmaskfacednerd5896
5 жыл бұрын
Titan: *Latches vortex missile* Imperial guard 1: "Imagine if it came back" Imperial guard 2: *Laughs* Imperial guard 1: Imperial guard 2: Imperial guard 1: "Is it me or is the vortex getting bi-"
@TheEldritchGod
2 жыл бұрын
AH. You were at the Waaagh Snagrod Invasion of Rynn's World, I see.
@Eldor-117
2 жыл бұрын
Highly doubt they will be briefed on the tech they'll be using.
@conskript
8 жыл бұрын
"Well... firing this thing against tanks is just... damn right, unfair! it would be like hitting puppies with a burning hockeystick, you don't do it, its mean!" cracked me up more then it should have.. I'm a monster..
@Archon3960
5 жыл бұрын
But it's 40k ! ;D
@sethgilcrist8088
4 жыл бұрын
Hey details
@jackr2287
4 жыл бұрын
Daiemio I want to create a CDDA mod so I can do just this.
@cameronbruce5730
4 жыл бұрын
You become a monster when you go onto a discord gore server, they are filled with questionable content.
@TheSabrewolf123
7 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that Vulcan Megabolters fire "high-explosive nonsense".
@fguocokgyloeu4817
4 жыл бұрын
Its a highly technical term.
@scraplord6390
8 жыл бұрын
"Sir! The shells are screaming at me what should I do" got me pissing myself with laughter xD
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
5 жыл бұрын
Shout them down!
@ayindephulgence4950
4 жыл бұрын
I need no channel youtube! Establish your dominance
@arnoldshmitt4969
4 жыл бұрын
put a ball gag into the shell mouth
@marsfreelander5969
4 жыл бұрын
No.1 underrated comment on KZitem
@EpsilonNPC
8 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40,000, where even the good guys use shells imbued with the death cries of a planet to wreck your shit.
@georgeravenscroft7307
8 жыл бұрын
+Juan Paolo Datu There are no good guys in 40K. The closest we have is the Ultramarines and everyone hates them because they don't have a penchant for uber genocide on an hourly basis... I blame the fans personally. The Tau used to be 'good' but people didn't like it and thus the greater good is now whatever the mindcontrolling Ethereals happen to be thinking at any given moment.
@mechanismprototype
8 жыл бұрын
+George Ravenscroft everyone hates the ultasmurfs because they are "too good" just like GK.
@mechanismprototype
8 жыл бұрын
GhostJager81 its not the only reason
@sekireialpha
8 жыл бұрын
this is warhammer 40k, there are no good guys.
@asj3419
8 жыл бұрын
can´t you just point at khorne and say "the oposite of that"?
@Darca1n
7 жыл бұрын
Not only metal as all hell but now I also realize 40K is basically stuffed with firepower porn.
@robertnelson9599
5 жыл бұрын
Ever wonder why Orks always want “moar dakka”
@louiswilkins7461
4 жыл бұрын
Great stuff ain't it.
@bigjtexas2309
7 жыл бұрын
I imagined a Tau watching this a becoming increasingly terrified and before you started about the void rocket I imagined Billy Mays saying "but wait! There's more!" And then I started dying of laughter!!
@thedragon133
6 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if some kind of extraterrestrial stumbles on this without knowing it's a sci-fi game and thinks it's all real...
@mondaysinsanity8193
6 жыл бұрын
Lol turns out every other alien has no concept of fiction so all are tv shows, movies etc. Are taken as fact...
@CharlesUrban
5 жыл бұрын
A Tau Fire Warrior might be concerned. A Tau Earth Caste engineer would be taking notes and asking things like "Wait, it opens a portal to _which_ dimension?"
@lordclangtheintolorable2094
5 жыл бұрын
@@CharlesUrban *THE DEVIL WILL SEE YOU NOW!!*
@joshk96
5 жыл бұрын
@@thedragon133 So Galaxy Quest?
@ignatz14
6 жыл бұрын
Shell CAnnons, meh Plasma Guns, ppfff Flamethrower, pah Laserguns, boring Shells imbued with the souls of Billions of dying people, captured in their last moments of unimaginable horror as their lives and their planet is snuffed out by an uncarring army from orbit. Man, 40k is lovely.
@robertnelson9599
5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely and completely condensed “fuck you”.
@louiswilkins7461
4 жыл бұрын
This is why no other sci-fi empire could stand a chance against 40k
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
4 жыл бұрын
Louis Wilkins because if they can’t win then no one will
@caav56
4 жыл бұрын
@@louiswilkins7461 Don't make me mention Xeelee and Donwstreamers, please.
@nathandamaren2093
4 жыл бұрын
I assume that a couple hundred shells are created every time a planet is subject to exterminatus. Otherwise the ammo would be logistically impossible to supply to a galactic sized, militarized civilization, therefore rendering the weapon useless.
@foxmcqwerty608
3 жыл бұрын
"sir, we need to talk about the ammunition." "what did i tell you earlier private?" "i understand it's supposed to scream sir but-" "no buts privates! now get back to your post before i write you up and send you to the commissar." "but-" "i said GET BACK TO Y-" "it moved, sir." "it... moved? explain yourself private." "the potentially possessed shell is moving about the camp on it's own sir." "did someone tip it over and it started rolling downhill?" "it was rolling UPHILL sir." "... let the commissar know i want the men on standby within the hour. i'll let command know what's going on."
@JacatackLP
7 жыл бұрын
The Void shield does send the incoming energy into the warp. It was noted by an Eldar seer in the book Path of the Seer that the fact the humans were capable of producing shields that dissipated energy to the warp was shocking coming from a primitive race, and that each the taint of the warp constantly seeping out
@beastwarsFTW
2 жыл бұрын
So the warp is even more dangerous, now thunder from the real world can kill things in the warp. Granted that might make things safer in the warp all things considered.
@omegawilliam95s36
2 жыл бұрын
I think there was a Tau story where they stumble upon a wrecked Imperial vessel and find its Void shield generator, causing the Earth Caste members to turn to chaos in a way.
@iamscoutstfu
5 жыл бұрын
Here’s a lore idea for a titan legion. They run Wolfpack’s at the cost of producing less warlords based on the logical premise that warhounds are more economic. They also run flamers because they discovered that Prometheum produced on their home world has the unique properties of neutralizing tyranids bio Titan acid.
@loganb7059
8 жыл бұрын
Imagine a warhammer 40k Titan simulator game. It would be glorious. Like Mechwarrior, but with more dakka, and more grimdark. I mean hell, just having Imperial and Chaos Warhound and Reaver titans could be pretty balanced and varied, given customizable weapon sets. Maybe Warlord titans too...maybe. And I envision a game with dynamic damage models, not health bars. What do you think?
@SerendipitousBagHat
6 жыл бұрын
Logan Bedenis i would buy that on a steam sale
@Lsd911
6 жыл бұрын
I agree entirely
@Lsd911
6 жыл бұрын
Heck even put in emperor class titans. FOR THE EMPEROR!!
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
5 жыл бұрын
It would be a shit inferior mechwarrior ripoff with a new coat of paint.
@WordBearer86
5 жыл бұрын
Nah. Turn based RPG/RTS would be better.
@Empyronaut
8 жыл бұрын
Nerds can crucify me now, but actually, I`m beginning to like this videos more than the Vaults of Terra ones...
@TheSanderAble
8 жыл бұрын
Agree ! Also vaults of terra is sometimes hard to understand because he always talks really fast.
@zeldaplayer9929
8 жыл бұрын
I like arch more become he makes longer videos in a short time
@Empyronaut
8 жыл бұрын
Charles Dejohn Also: Arch seems to have some sense for humour instead of Ed, that simply seems to read the Lexicanum page and ads some pictures to it.
@EpsilonNPC
8 жыл бұрын
+Punchpotatoe As far as I know, 40k lore channels have been steadily improving. Each one learning from the successes and mistakes of the other. It started with "Warhammer 40000 Lore for the Uninitiated." series. It was ok, but he talked really slow and his accent was REALLY hard to understand. Then came "Vaults of Terra", which nailed it on the whole 'understandable accent' part, and while a bit too infodumpy and fast for some, was of good quality. Now comes Arch, with his simply names "40k Lore" series, which has, IMO better pacing, and really good sarcastic wit and humour. It feels enthusiastic, making him sound a lot better then the general "professor" feel that ed gives.
@Empyronaut
8 жыл бұрын
+Sid Wara There are a few others with nice concepts, like "40k Theories", though their speech quality sounds a little like phone recordings. "Onemindsyndicate" is way too fast and just states and lists things without any explanation or something.Like "Yo, 40 facts about this and that in 7 minutes". It`s a simple ranking channel, though it`s enjoyable for people that know their fluff. It feels a bit, like their is a inflation of people that want to tell us about 40k nowadays, some more enjoyable, some not. But Arch is definitely worth a watch everytime.
@Nonsense010688
8 жыл бұрын
In context of the Vortex Missile I think it is fair to quote (in spirit, I don't have the excat quote in front of me) the TT rules for the Warpfield grenades (operate to a similar system, but are hand-grenades): "Don't even DARE to try to roll a save of any kind. The Warp doesn't care for your armour, your shields, how fast you are or how tough you are. Just take the models hit by this off the table."
@maximilianblum6125
8 жыл бұрын
What i find really funny is that Vortex rockets are deployed from a Titan or Spaceship. Elder foot troops ran around with gun or flamer version of this weapon. Okey they only use it when shit is hitting the fan , Craftworld is in danger, but come on ?!? A footsoldier with a gun that shot's holes into the warp ?!?
@Nonsense010688
8 жыл бұрын
Maximilian Blum The same with the warpfield (hand) grenades. Just in case you know that you gonna go and what to ensure you take as many enemies as possible.
@Rellana1
8 жыл бұрын
+Si Wi The rules for it are the following: this missile may only be fired once and it may not be fired directly.After determining the final position of the marker,any models and removable terrain features touched by the blast are removed from the game (flyers are unaffected). Don’t even think about making any form of save, and the vortex isn’t affected by your Eternal Warrior and other special rules either. Just remove them! -Gargantuan creatures are not removed, but automatically lose D6Wounds (no saves of any kind allowed!). Super-heavy vehicles are not removed, but automatically lose D3 structure points.After the initial damage has been resolved the vortex partially col-lapses. Replace the 10” marker with a 3” blast marker. At the beginning of every following player turn (of both sides!), the vortex tears through the fabric of reality,disappearing and reappearing 2D6”away in a direction shown by the roll of a scatter dice (use the little arrow if you roll a hit). After determining the final position of this marker, resolve any damage, as described for the initial blast above.If a double is rolled for the distance moved, the vortex is removed instead.
@codyraugh6599
8 жыл бұрын
+Si Wi those particular weapons are considered Strength D now, and roll on the D table...however the titan mounted missile is more devastating than even what was stated above.
@TomJerry12933
7 жыл бұрын
(...oh...and make sure to drill a hole in your table there too)
@Akehiko_Urabaya
8 жыл бұрын
I always find it amusing how the imperium of man is in decline and will most surely die out in the next 10K years but the amount of " GET DUNKED ON SON" stuff they had is ludicrious.
@abbabagalamaga
8 жыл бұрын
The point is... it's still not enough to win. This makes you think about how dire situation really is.
@codyraugh6599
8 жыл бұрын
+Tohno Shiki and with the post 5th ed wave where there is actual logic and technological improvement in the imperium yet that being NO WHERE near enough it's all the more dark and far less stupid.
@TheMarrrk
7 жыл бұрын
R. Yun a
@robertnelson9599
5 жыл бұрын
Do you realize just how long 10,000 years is?
@plink4861
6 жыл бұрын
Stick void shield on a missle ??? Profit
@Bill.Papadakis
3 жыл бұрын
i also thought about that.....
@EnragedOxygen
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bill.Papadakis It has to be a big fucking missile to fit a void shield generator. It wont be enough to overload enemys void shield.
@Bill.Papadakis
3 жыл бұрын
@@EnragedOxygen true....but i dont think people in the 40k universe have a problem with making things a biit bigger than they need to be tho.....
@EnragedOxygen
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bill.Papadakis Of course, but it'l be half a titan in size, not that big. I remember something about ships using torpedoes with mini void shield generators tough.
@flare9757
3 жыл бұрын
@@EnragedOxygen I think those were boarding torpedoes to protect it from incoming point defense fire.
@johant.dirksen762
8 жыл бұрын
"you see [...]" - Arch Warhammer 2016
@TheEldritchGod
2 жыл бұрын
But, Details.
@erberor8007
8 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the ammunition is screaming at me" Lost it. Too funny.
@ApsalusSigma
7 жыл бұрын
20:24 = "Happy dappy so the Machine Spirit doesn't decide 'I didn't have my lolipop, so fuck you I'm going to jam now.'" 42:41 = "Shells imbued with the souls of the dead and the damned." 48:10 = "Volcano Cannons against Tanks is like taking a Flaming Hockey Stick against puppies; cruel and unusual."
@pierre-mariecaulliez6285
7 жыл бұрын
"just ignore it... just ignore it... It will go away as soon as we fire it" i died
@Bankstercide
7 жыл бұрын
GW seems to have forgotten that lasguns work the exact way as the Laser Destructor - sudden heating causing an explosive detonation. Typical GW lore writers :( I do miss the larger array of weapons and designs in the old Codex Titanicus as well. The titans in it could mount melee attachments like wrecking balls, power rams and ripsaws. The old Warlord had 2 hardpoint mounts which could pack a Support Missile, typically upgraded to a Vortex Missile. Assaulting it with infantry wasn't a good idea either, as the lower hull was electrified at random intervals and would fry them. Good times.
@Archon3960
5 жыл бұрын
Or the freakin' worshipping bell on top of the Titan ! ;)
They can but the mechanicus doesn`t allow it. You can disassemble stuff and assemble a new one based off the ddissassembled thing, but if you don`t pray to it then it work, accordimg to the mechanicus. Furthermore any unsanctioned engineering, machining or inventions that work (without prayer) is considered heresy and thus is punishable by death.
@Mikazuchireborn
6 жыл бұрын
All lies. My Warhound's Titan Inferno Gun reduced a perfect-condition Land Raider into a pool of molten slag in mere moments. I can attest that Prometheum Jelly indeed melts ALL the armor.
@anangrymarine9174
4 жыл бұрын
40K plasma guns aren't 'anti-armor' weapons so much as 'anti-stuff' weapons; is it made of stuff? It's dead...
@theeNappy
8 жыл бұрын
To any and every Englishman who has ever told an American or Australian anything along the lines of "this is what the language sounds like when you pronounce it properly," I present this guy.
@BJ9992
8 жыл бұрын
It is a glorious accent he has, I won't hear a word against it.
@Lukey2481
5 жыл бұрын
Yes. I'm aware. Proud Australian here. And my Swedish wife reminds me every time she hears me listen to arch...
@Lukey2481
4 жыл бұрын
@Lerahk and... I'm very aware of that. Pointing out that the Scandinavians often speak far better english than we do is kinda the point here... Guess you missed that. It's ok. I'll use smaller words next time.
@TheEldritchGod
2 жыл бұрын
Look, if speaking American was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for everyone.
@xMoac
6 жыл бұрын
Does any faction fight the huge bipedal Titans by not targeting them directly but rather the ground underneath them? I figure that there should be some technology that can turn rock into melted cheese . How would the large titans even get up if they fall?
@kevinbarber2795
4 жыл бұрын
Moac This. Underrated comment. You wouldn’t even need to melt it. Just explode it as the walk over or undermine it beforehand.
@robertnelson9599
4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinbarber2795 That is why Titans are surrounded by Secutarii and Knights.
@marsfreelander5969
4 жыл бұрын
Titans are blessed by the god emporor himself they can remain upright and ready to fight even when they tripped over a house and landed on their faces remember the titian is upright its you who are sideways
@Kalenz1234
3 жыл бұрын
If you have the firepower to completely melt/evaporate/blow up a crater large enough for a titan to trip you might as well just target the titan. As for land mines... just no. You'd basically need nuclear mines to have any effect. Even the largest anti tank mines would barely dent a titan's foot.
@JustaGuy_Gaming
3 жыл бұрын
The thing to remember is Titans are not small or light things. The weigh thousands of tons and merely making the ground a bit soft won't do a whole lot as they would just sink down a few dozen feet. It might make it difficult for the titan to move or get out of the sink hole, but their weight generally makes them tipping over or falling rare. Especially as they don't really "run". It's like the difference of hitting a pot hole with your bike vs hitting a pot hole with a tank. One breaks your tailbone and possibly flips your bike, the other just drives over it.
@Reddotzebra
5 жыл бұрын
"I *could* aim... But with this thing I don't *have* to!"
@nightlock826
4 жыл бұрын
*titan fires its Gatling blaster* Commander “Look out!” *guardsmen running from the shells slamming on the ground and rolling after them* Princep “Sorry!”
@omegawilliam95s36
2 жыл бұрын
*Creaking is heard, and the Princep noticed his Titan was starting to lean right on top of the entire regiment.* He had spent all his ammo.
@zinflexy
8 жыл бұрын
32:38 - i just noticed the maintainence ladder below the senter of the gun... "barrel"
@xxxxxx5868
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, now that's attention to detail
@artacania
8 жыл бұрын
The one instance where the little one saying to you that he is getting his bigger brother you really should be concerned..
@thegoof171
7 жыл бұрын
"lob this piece of condensed "fuck you" at your enemy. Awesome!
@biomjolk13
8 жыл бұрын
hitting a puppy with a flaming hockey stick? probably the best anology I've heard so far
@gr8rgud136
8 жыл бұрын
Has the Imperium ever heard of reverse engineering?
@ArchYouTube
8 жыл бұрын
+gr8r gud they have and they do, but it's somewhat complicated. I am planning to do a video on it
@gr8rgud136
8 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer nice hope to see it soon
@davidtiganila27
8 жыл бұрын
+gr8r gud I see through your username, you space weeaboo
@dimwitsixtytwelve
8 жыл бұрын
+gr8r gud reverse engineering isn't always accurate though. even in todays society you will have a company produce a brand that others will try to copy but only end up with flawed imitations. usually because of a lack of knowledge in production methods
@gr8rgud136
8 жыл бұрын
+Dim Wit makes sense but wouldn't the inperium at least try to understand it?
@SlendHQ
8 жыл бұрын
14:12 OUR ENEMY HIDES IN METAL BOXES?! PERHAPS WE SHOULD... TAKE AWAY THEIR METAL BOXES!
@erenjaeger2911
8 жыл бұрын
No lock them inside let them BURN!!!!!
@leechowning2712
4 жыл бұрын
Bake them. It is not worth spending the time to get into it.
@TheDeinonychus
8 жыл бұрын
Any chance of the Imperial Knights getting their own video? I'd love a bit more in depth about them.
@ArchYouTube
8 жыл бұрын
+TheDeinonychus probably
@stevenhilburn3626
8 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer thank you for making both Warhammer Fantasy and 40 K lore videos I have in joyed them and have watched more than one. Which your videos I have gotten into Warhammer, I prey that total war warhammer will be a good game after they removed those restrictions they have put in about expanding your faction. Thanks again Arch and keep up the good work
@Anonymous247n
8 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer Hey, i really enjoy your videos, and i just wanna know... what exactly IS the problem with grey knights? :) I'd appreciate a video, though you seem to have a disliking for them for some reason :P
@Rudevald
8 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer how about Space fleet? Ships and weapons please? :D
@lazerwaffle5863
8 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer because gigantic robots that can carry nuke shields and ultra triple flamethrower on each arms wasn't awesome enough already : ) ^^'
@Faleg
8 жыл бұрын
Titans - exploring the boundaries of term "overkill" beyond logic, reason and sanity since before Horus Heresy :). PS. Now I need to know if the final cannon is canon! If not, then it's a non-canon cannon, and I don't even know if it's funny or scary :).
@WordBearer86
5 жыл бұрын
Go look up Naval Macro weaponry. Melta Cannons.
@williamwhitehouse8741
4 жыл бұрын
No such thong as overkill, just "open fire" and "target down"
@thatguy_apu
7 жыл бұрын
am i the only one to notice the MEHTUL BAWKSES meme/quote?
@kimjong_un8801
7 жыл бұрын
BAWKSES!
@wahlex841
7 жыл бұрын
SIIIIIIIINDRRRRIIIIIIII!!!!!111
@peterparker8462
6 жыл бұрын
They're all made of ticky-tacky, aren't they?😀😁😎
@F0wlPlay
4 жыл бұрын
Something about your casual yet cautionary tone when describing calamity-levels of damage makes what you're saying that much more impactful. Found your channel from the 'Krieg' vid, and am kinda binge-watching them at the moment... EDIT: Well, binge-listening...to.
@Veyoun
7 жыл бұрын
I started to grin so hard as the super heavy gatling gun was appearing... i love this kind of guns... spin, fire, finish yay ^^
@Alsemenor
8 жыл бұрын
Do a video about spaceships next. You're great, Arch!
@larryfoullke219
5 жыл бұрын
this only just occured to me. the vulkan mega bolter is just a pair of GAU-8's twin linked.
@lok777
4 жыл бұрын
JUST a pair of GAU-8's.........................
@barrybend7189
4 жыл бұрын
They are 55mm so equal to 2 VF-1 Valkyrie's Gau 11 gunpod from SDF Macross
@Allakain
7 жыл бұрын
Actually began laughing out loud around 28:25, I imagined an entire friendly tank battalion and guard squadrons getting crushed by their own titan's spent ammunition, that'd be such a shit way to die XD
@leafsfan112233
7 жыл бұрын
I find it more hilarious that isn't the first problem they noticed with the design. No it was the ammo problem. Not the "these shells will probably crush any support on this side of the titan" problem
@nerfinator6
7 жыл бұрын
You know what'd be funny? If it landed in such a way so that the shell lands with the hole facing down, so it traps whatever it lands on inside there with no way out...
@dejalmer
7 жыл бұрын
turbo laser destructor.... i honestly thought you were joking at first
@WordBearer86
5 жыл бұрын
Volcano Gun.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
5 жыл бұрын
JustAnOreo plasma Annihilator , nova cannon, Vortex Missals etc
@Kalenz1234
3 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 I just imagined an Emperor Class Titan carrying a Nova Cannon like a Gretchin would carry a Las Cannon. Somewhat cute and terrifying at the same time.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kalenz1234 to be fair there is ground based nova cannons there was one on Armageddon
@markgasparich
8 жыл бұрын
Best WH 40k Lore channel i managed to find so far! :-)
@KolBamekil
8 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer future spaceships ramming each other like in roman times, i love it.
@devilman2197
5 жыл бұрын
They even have a spur to impale each other!
@havoc1134
8 жыл бұрын
“Devastating piece of kit…” I had to smile at that. Good video. Thoroughly enjoy your work.
@wahlex841
7 жыл бұрын
On a side note, don't try to use napalm as an alcoholic beverage.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
4 жыл бұрын
Alex Krycek there is a story here
@93Avenger93
8 жыл бұрын
On the Hellstorm cannon: actualy in Dark Crusade you can see the weapon firing FROM FUCKING ORBIT. I'm not joking, on the orbital view of the campaign map, the hellstorm cannon test-fire routines are visible from space. Oh come on arch, don't be silly, the plasma anihilator is just a tiny gun for pussies. If you want plasma, look no further than the Ordinatus Armageddon. This silly tiny little toy is a space-ship Nova Cannon (gigantic space ship mounted plasma weapon) mounted on tracks, it can turn an Emperor class titan to slury in ONE hit and let's just say that whatever side of the battlefield you fired it at will turn into a sea of plasma (friendly fire possible but not encouraged, Do not waste the emperor's precious troops). And in case anyone wonders what the blooming hell an ordinatus is: imagine a weapon the size of warlord or emperor battle titan. Yes, just a weapon. Mounted on tracks. The size of an actual Titan. Also, they are not STC based, each ordinatus is a unique scratch built engine of war that the mechanicum had to create on the spot.
@015714016
8 жыл бұрын
You really can't say biggest gun without mentioning the ordinatus. :D
@FTLAD
8 жыл бұрын
+93Avenger93 That's a really good joke you said there. Precious troops, priceless
@93Avenger93
8 жыл бұрын
+French Toast haven't you heard of "do not waste what the emperor provides?" Every life in his service is precious and needless death is tantamount to heresy. Granted, death is a certainty in 40k, but it should not be needless death. As a certain fabulous and manly general once said: "A guardsman's LIFE is to die. My job has always been to send them to places where they CAN die. I'm not afraid to spend them, but I never waste men." and then there's kubrick chenkov ... how that fucker hasn't been executed for heresy yet is beyond me (well the fact that he somehow wins is a reason but damn that man makes khorne proud).
@FTLAD
8 жыл бұрын
+93Avenger93 Sure the emperor cares about the lives of all peeps, but with the people currently in charge it makes me wonder if he really was willing to do much about it. Most guardsmen captains don't give a toss usually if a battalion dies, let alone a soldier, but they do care if they did not fighting, so your point is still valid I was saying that when they're on the field, they are gonna die and nobody cares, like the siege of vraaks (spelling citation needed) they said that they were gonna buy every square metre of the planet with about 3 dead guardsmen, then they asked how many square metres there are. The lives matter to a degree, but the Imperium need to purge xenos now, a random can wait P.S sorry for the wall of text
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
5 жыл бұрын
So that is what the 40K equivalent of a railway gun looks like.
@Arthion
7 жыл бұрын
The quake cannon sound awfully much like a warp weapon.. and tech heresy.. filthy hypocrites ;)
@CharlesUrban
6 жыл бұрын
See also Vortex weapons and (I believe) Void Shields. At least it's not AI!
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
5 жыл бұрын
+Charles Urban Whats the machine spirit then?
@CharlesUrban
5 жыл бұрын
I need no channel youtube! A rudimentary AI more comparable to today's machine-learning systems. Not self-aware, and not about to turn on humanity.
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
5 жыл бұрын
+Charles Urban It has feelings. Machine learning systems dont. However I am noteven sure if those nonsentient.
@RS250Squid
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder why GW Retconned the Hellstorm Cannon into an energy weapon. When Titan Legions came out, it was a projectile weapon - the manual even made reference to the Hellstorms barrels, saying that while the barrels appeared to be "rotating at a leisurely rate",in reality, it could spit out thousands of shells in a very short time...
@mattvoak1086
7 жыл бұрын
Great commentary , easy to listen to with a none boring voice and an excellent range of topics with a bit of humor thrown in, subbed
@kurokaze511
3 жыл бұрын
*Abbadon gets hit with a Vortex Missile and ends up back in the Warp* Abbadon "Did those assholes just deport me?"
@Reddotzebra
5 жыл бұрын
Volcano cannon: So many heretics, such wow, much death.
@TheEldritchGod
2 жыл бұрын
The problem with the volcano cannot is the heat. I have a dream of a Rotary Volcano Cannon. Six barrels spinning at high speed so it can send a near continuous stream of short bursts of pure heretic melting nonsense. Such a device would have to be ordinatus level.
@epiclaser2936
6 жыл бұрын
What I love is that this was posted on my birthday. What a present!
@TyronMakeka
8 жыл бұрын
Imperial engineers are fucking insane holy shit.
@darkmage07070777
3 жыл бұрын
"Like hitting puppies with a burning hockey stick" I must admit that I didn't expect that particular image to be placed into my head today, yet here we are.
@mrpoison8770
4 жыл бұрын
Use a vortex missil against failbaddon the harmless. Even a lasbolt is a waste of ammo
@barrybend7189
6 жыл бұрын
So when two void shields colide it would end up causing damage like the destruction caused by the SDF-1 Macross's omnidirectional barrier getting overloaded?
@chasedean4032
2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if the macanicus started trying to research new tech ( without restrictions)
@comrade-uj5iy
11 ай бұрын
Starships trireming each other in the dark future of the 40k universe, all I had in my mind was starships song 'nothings gonna stop us now' playing over vox caster 😂
@georgewolfguard2114
8 жыл бұрын
Arch , I really enjoy your videos and your never a let down.
@jakkichuunibyou1684
8 жыл бұрын
Arch Drinking Game. Take a shot everytime Arch says "You see,". If you aren't dead by the end, you weren't playing correctly.
@archmagosdeciuskronen1501
7 жыл бұрын
I am dying for the day Arch makes a video on Plague Marines of the Death Guard, I love his descriptions...
@magr7424
8 жыл бұрын
I really could listen to your Videos for hours...not only it is very interesting but you talk in a good way, Kind of relaxing...well done, iam looking for more of your videos
@felipewilches5879
3 жыл бұрын
'Aaaand now we get to the Battle Titan weaponry' so the triple-barrelled flamethrower, Vulcan megabolter, Destructor lascannon and plasma cannon were all the meager weaponry type all along... I love this universe.
@toastertech1181
4 жыл бұрын
"an chell of absolute and condenced fuck you" man i love the way you describe things, so amusing
@french9096
8 жыл бұрын
Just the usual thanks for making a video that feeds my hunger for lore ;)
@javierjimenez4566
8 жыл бұрын
arch i hace been watching your vídeos for quite a while now and they are The most awesome thing i have seen on youtube ever, although sometimes i use The ones i already saw to fall asleep hearing them which sometimes dosnt help as i put way too muchos attention to fall asleep, thank you for making The vídeos man, and keep it up you are awesome, regards from Mexico
@TheCorrodedMan
7 жыл бұрын
Fifty nine minutes to tell us that one stops bullets and another shots them,hell I ain't complaining
@Ghostly_One1
7 жыл бұрын
Drinking game, take a sip every time shields are mentioned.
@zackgriffiths9040
7 жыл бұрын
You couldnt drive for a month if you drank that much
@Ghostly_One1
7 жыл бұрын
Zack Griffiths Drunk driving a titan, that'd be a sight to see.
@zackgriffiths9040
7 жыл бұрын
+Ghostly One "princeps we are now moonwalking into the mountains ... correction we just moonwalked through the mountain"
@thelordz33
6 жыл бұрын
Zack Griffiths I could. (if I drank water)
@then33k4
5 жыл бұрын
I relly trid. now i se double. I tink i have 2 puke
@Heegaherger
3 жыл бұрын
Specialized Titians I have seen or used in Old Epic; a close combat Tazmanian devil of a Reaver titan: Laser burner, Chain Fist and a Wrecker with a close combat head; A Warlord Titan with 1 Plasma Annihilator and 3 Barrage Missiles with Spotter landing pad and fire control tower. This thing sat on a hill and blasted the Gargant mob after erasing a reinforced Bad Moon Clan. The player was not happy. A variant was to replace the Barrage Missiles with 3 Void Missiles. Leveled a cluster of buildings and eating most of the 2 clans occupying it. Again, the player was not happy.
@STOOORM87
8 жыл бұрын
I would like to learn more about STC. How the bloody thing worked? What are components of STC? How copies of STC tech are used in the age of imperium (tech stuff)? Is this some kind of AI-Factory-Library in one place? Did that "thing" could build, fe, damn bridges by it's own, or was "merely" a smart database? I heard there are some templates that are still too complicated for the empire to use them. Can you explain that? I can't find good answers anywhere. Also an episode about space hulks would be nice. That's quite interesting aspect of Wh40k lore. :)
@imperitortitan205
7 жыл бұрын
U make lore so funny I love it (Y) also thank you for providing me with painting background videos
@bantersaurus5523
8 жыл бұрын
hey arch...i always look forward to your vids....please keep them coming...really cheer me up
@dakotaanderson254
4 жыл бұрын
Vulcan megabolter: Relatively effective against light armored vehicles, Me: HOW HEAVY IS LIGHT ARMOR
@barrybend7189
4 жыл бұрын
Basically the megabolter would be equivalent to the Megamachine guns of Gundam( which a loto can mount 2 of) so yeah its just a 200mm rotary gun with ammo the size of small cars( or Sturmtiger shells).
@wolfyboy
6 жыл бұрын
31:35 love the tiny latter on the tip of the weapon. XD XP
@safirouhi1651
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like they missed a huge opportunity by not calling it the Volcannon
@edwardfleming6257
8 жыл бұрын
Yay! A mention of the ursus claw/harpoon!
@vineethphilip3969
4 жыл бұрын
has the Machanicus ever understood how anything truly works?
@avalon1393
8 жыл бұрын
Arch's favorite word is definitely 'essentially'.
@TheEldritchGod
2 жыл бұрын
Details.
@beswick1306
2 жыл бұрын
I think teh inferno cannon makes alot of sense for dealing with tyrannids or orks, when there are literally millions of enemy infantry and you want to burn them quickly. Mount it on a relativily fast titan and burn away, and retreat if an enemy titan shows up and let your bigger friends deal with it.
@mumblingmercian3386
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been building my Adeptus Titanicus models while listening to this. Good work
@iugoeswest
7 жыл бұрын
i used to play Epic Titan Legions years ago. this is awesome
@FlorisRoetert
8 жыл бұрын
The first artwork: Because fuck yeah I need laserpointers on my flamers!
@TheHanz117
2 жыл бұрын
A few corrections... Volcano Cannons can be equipped on Reaver Class Titans (Including Nemesis Warbringer) as well as Warlords. The "Belicosa Pattern" Volcano Cannon requires a Warlord Class and/or larger Titans to power it. Plasma Annihilators can also be mounted on lesser Titans than the Emperor Class Titans as well. The "Sunfury Pattern" Plasma Annihilator can be installed onto Warlord Class Titans. You are correct lore wise for Shadowswords and their Volcano Cannons when talking about charging its capacitors. Once the capacitors are charged, the tank may move or function as it pleases until it fires the volcano cannon. The vehicle will still be able to move if it is required to based off of the situation, but will be mostly unable to fire until it stops and charges the capacitors again.
@Flight_of_Icarus
4 жыл бұрын
Why would you bother trying to kill a Daemon Prince with a weapon that just opens a hole to the warp? You're just essentially sending them home.
@L3GHO5T
3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Warhammer lore 24/7
@MrSoulservice
8 жыл бұрын
warhammer lore is fucking badass. I hope a movie will eventually be releases for this stuff. A Horus Heresy movie would be the coolest damn thing
@Palmerrip
Жыл бұрын
If you drink one shot to every time arch says "you see" guaranteed alcohol poisoning.
@brianjohnson5272
3 жыл бұрын
The vortex missile, for when you need to tell the heretical titan I love you THIS MUCH🤯
@commandantkrieg3467
5 жыл бұрын
Hey! Be careful with that! We don’t know what it does and the ticking is accelerati- *Muffled boom from far away*
@darthrevan3342
8 жыл бұрын
XD Immagine if the imperium begin to integrate Tibenna gaz in they turbolaser... You have a a star war turbolaser.
@redking7844
5 жыл бұрын
ARCH!!!! I could listen to you recall the intimate details if Cathy Bates bowl movements over the last four decades and still find it interesting!!! You are my my Attenborough ol chap! Keep up the fucking fannytastic work.
@michaelkeha
8 жыл бұрын
Sometimes 40k sounds like a bad acid trip, Sir the ammunition is screaming at me I don't know if I should find this fascinating or shit myself.
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