W40K: This thing we made literally cannot be killed Also W40K: Here's a list of the 50000+ things that can kill it
@RexTiredAF
2 жыл бұрын
And here's an Ork. He believes the Devastator kills Works by simply touching the ground, so the Ork attempts to stay airborne by jumping for the rest of it's life, in a game of the floor is lava. As a result, the Devastator fails to kill the Ork.
@krunkmonkey3792
2 жыл бұрын
@@RexTiredAF Orks are based
@spacemarine6212
2 жыл бұрын
@@krunkmonkey3792 always have been.
@pyzzabox6574
2 жыл бұрын
Wait what if devastator centurion vs grimskull
@offdazaza2769
2 жыл бұрын
Swarmlords in a nutshell
@no.notfromRDR
2 жыл бұрын
"hey I heard you like armor, so how about having a armor to your armor"
@darrianweathington1923
2 жыл бұрын
Wait until the marine In the terminator armor pilots a centurion and that pilots a knight which pilots a titan that drives a ship...
@mercilessmystic300
2 жыл бұрын
@@darrianweathington1923 might just take it a step further and just straps some giant rockets to a fortress world
@darrianweathington1923
2 жыл бұрын
@@mercilessmystic300 don't give GW any ideas
@famalam943
2 жыл бұрын
“Yo dawg…”
@darrianweathington1923
2 жыл бұрын
@@famalam943 Primaris fortress worlds
@GodsRemote
2 жыл бұрын
Space Marine: Alright time to kill some xenos. Machine Spirit: Hey, wanna talk about how the emperor is a worse version of sans? Space Marine: Sure, the xenos can wait.
@UsherGT3
2 жыл бұрын
Huh, please explain. The only think I know about Warhammer 40k is that orcs are OP. Can you explain about the emperor?
@Mace-1191
2 жыл бұрын
Legit made me lol
@here1359
2 жыл бұрын
@@UsherGT3 okay so imagine if deus ex machina was a 10 foot tall guy who was a hardcore atheist that is also really smart but a very very very very bad father. So bad in fact that a son of his beat the shit out of him before he obliterated him and after he basically got hooked up into some life support that kinda works but he's been sitting there powering a lighthouse for thousands of years while also slowly rotting but still kinda alive.
@JerichoYeet
2 жыл бұрын
@@here1359 With a very itchy nose for the passed ten millennia. Surrounded by his trusted, yet naked, oiled up bodyguards. A Captain-General/caretaker who's secretly had a relationship but also secretly a cat. A Centurion who he adored. Brought back his red nerd of a son by beating a Tentacle dude. Also disbanded most if not all of the Inquisitions. Made his caretaker fight him in an illegal children's card game. Found out about the Lemanters and flood Terra again. And change the names of the Space Marine chapter of the Space -Furries- Wolves to Space Corgis. Thats all I know in the cannon version of the Warhammer 40K universe before Gameworkshop change a few things.
@sadmanpranto9026
2 жыл бұрын
@@here1359 that was one heretical answer... welcome to penal legion.
@umbrellacorps1133
2 жыл бұрын
"These guys are literally walking tanks" In short, *W A N K S.*
@Mr.Doodlebob
2 жыл бұрын
God dammit
@Iamnolongersadanymore
2 жыл бұрын
“WATCH OUT THE wanks ARE COMING THRU”
@dannyn6558
Жыл бұрын
They're walking tanks so they can also be WANKERS. Not to be mistaken for Wanzers from the Front Mission series.
@christopherpaxton9823
Жыл бұрын
and the pilots are *WANKERS*
@bowwing333
Жыл бұрын
So it is written, so shall it be remembered.
@TacitusKilgore567
2 жыл бұрын
I think warhammer is the fantasy equivalent of „if everythink is op, everythink is balanced“
@deathtrooper9003
2 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty much how it works in the actual 40k tabletop games. GW rarely nerfs something, their usual plan is to buff the next weakest faction and the next one until the original weakest faction is now the weakest faction *again* and then they get buffed
@dudeski486
2 жыл бұрын
Balanced if you are poor. (Thank you GW for the warlord titan prices, amazing.)
@deathtrooper9003
2 жыл бұрын
@@dudeski486 *looks around suspiciously* you didn’t hear this from me, but there is a way to play warhammer 40k for free, all you need is a halfway decent computer and the steam game tabletop simulator. But in all seriousness I’m not much of a hobbiest for 40k, I’ve always been a lore and war gaming guy, so me and my local friends found a way to play 40k that doesn’t break the bank and doesn’t showcase just how bad we are with paintbrushes. The game itself is like 20$ and you download your army pieces off of the steam workshop or other places. I’ve amassed an insane digital collection ranging from the entire collective 30k legions with most if not all of their vehicles and aircraft in all colors plus each primarchs. To full imperial guard regiments of soldiers and a forge worlds worth of titans up to imperator class. You will still need to buy the codexes for datasheets unless you want to use wahapedia for that too.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
2 жыл бұрын
@@dudeski486 the 3rd party 3D prints of Titians are wayyy cheaper and look way better tbh
@arcturus960
2 жыл бұрын
Problem with this is power creep
@tuachixiong5232
2 жыл бұрын
Centurion: "I'm basically indestructible!" Hive Tyrant: "Let's test that theory." Trazyn: "Damn! I need those two locked in combat forever."
@johngrimm2074
2 жыл бұрын
Space Marine: *about to lose the mental battle* Machine Spirit: Look at me! I'm the Captain now! Tech-priests:No... I don't think you are. *proceeds to stamp the suit for decommissioning*
@MGrey-qb5xz
2 жыл бұрын
You dare
@davisdf3064
2 жыл бұрын
10k+ years later: "ah yes, finally, time to analyze the case for this suit's decommission for the next... Hmm i don't know... 5 thousand years? Well, come back tomorrow, we will take care of it"
@somethinglikethat2176
2 жыл бұрын
Machine spirit, because if you call it that, you don't need to admit it's an AI.
@cyperus4589
Жыл бұрын
@@davisdf3064 Do they actually take this long?
@davisdf3064
Жыл бұрын
@@cyperus4589 With how slow their system is, they can easily take more time
@derisgaming9773
2 жыл бұрын
"Nice Indestructible armour. It'd be a Pity if someone Destructed it" - some Carnifex probably
@Mlai00
4 ай бұрын
No, that would be Amazon. "Nice suit. For a woman."
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
2 жыл бұрын
The emperor of mankind adores them.
@O-P-96
2 жыл бұрын
*"LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE LEGS AND OVERSIZED BODY. ADORABLE."* - The Man-Emperor of Mankind
@VacadoRay
2 жыл бұрын
@@O-P-96 THIS IS TRUE HAPPINESS
@leonidasimperialis3513
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. Emperor sure loves his centurions. Especially Imperial Fist Centurions.
@Razzying
2 жыл бұрын
Adornable.
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
2 жыл бұрын
@@VacadoRay _yeey._
@balzaak4803
Жыл бұрын
I love how the imperium deals with the machine spirit, and Tau are just like, huh? It's just a machine
@kapitanwian2199
2 жыл бұрын
The space marine is fully equipped with heavy armor comparable to a dreadnought but only wears a standard helmet? Ah that's right, it's Warhammer 40k
@JeLoCnMe
2 жыл бұрын
Well they usually don't wear their helmets in standard armor anyway
@itsjustaline
2 жыл бұрын
Ork sniper : it’s krumplin time
@kapitanwian2199
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsjustaline Ork Loota
@locomastero
2 жыл бұрын
Was about to say the same thing XD
@osmacar5331
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh it's a really small target
@danielharris6687
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god it's so adorable, look at its fat short limbs" -Text to speech Emprah
@thecommentguy9380
2 жыл бұрын
kinda explains why dorn is in centurion suit in TTS now, his will is too strong for the suit to do anything to him
@dj11o9er
2 жыл бұрын
His mind is heavily fortified
@ulrickguiliman4810
2 жыл бұрын
@@dj11o9er indeed
@thecommentguy9380
2 жыл бұрын
@@dj11o9er i heard he literally willed a demon out of existence so yeah
@insectslayer1374
2 жыл бұрын
That is because he is not weak, he is Rogal Dorn
@DarkApostleNoek
2 жыл бұрын
Machine Spirit: I am in control. Dorn: No.
@romaincooper1310
Жыл бұрын
A space marine inside a space marine
@meghanandjoe
2 жыл бұрын
“The list of khorne of massacres is incomplete YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING “
@Eclipse-SSC
Жыл бұрын
Every faction: "HAHA WE HAVE SO MUCH ARMOUR, YOU CAN'T HURT US" Necrons: "Ok but what if you didn't"
@withergamingcxw1137
2 жыл бұрын
A conversation between me and the spirit would be, "so trazyn" "Yeah what about him?" "I heard he added the toaster with your sister in it to his museum" Spirit gets pissed and chaos (the non heretical kind) ensues.
@BootboysnHarleys
2 жыл бұрын
All signs of chaos are heretical, profligate.
@withergamingcxw1137
2 жыл бұрын
@@BootboysnHarleys no this is the term if chaos that describes something, not the term of chaos that describes a walking talking fleshlight. Besides I am not corrupted so easily.
@BootboysnHarleys
2 жыл бұрын
@@withergamingcxw1137 I don't wan a hear it. Save your heretical speech for the Emperor's Mercy.
@VulpisFoxfire
2 жыл бұрын
The difference between chaos and Chaos...
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
2 жыл бұрын
@@BootboysnHarleys I know you’re just going for the memes but a c.s. Goto novel had a planet use sleds and square wheels since the ruinous powers use a circle lol
@petachad420
2 жыл бұрын
"Those things are nearly indestructible" Meanwhile the unit's stats: "5 Toughness, take it or leave it"
@standarduser7105
2 жыл бұрын
IMO, Centurions aren’t walking tanks, Space Marines are the epitome of walking tanks because they have Bolters, Centurions are more like ground base AC-130 times a million.
@mr.doppelganger4716
2 жыл бұрын
More like the RAT tanks, if they were set with ac130 weapons into a walking armour
@davisdf3064
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, Space Marines are medium sized tanks, while the Centurions are the Maus
@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
2 жыл бұрын
John 3:16 NIV For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
@netman446
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you consider Toughness 4 or 5 walking tanks, sure....
@rsfakqj10rsf-33
2 жыл бұрын
Centurions are tanks for tanks
@DeltaPi314
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when 40k was fun: Orks with guitars
@exudeku
2 жыл бұрын
Rumors say that an Imperial Fist Centurion in Terra is actually the Primarch Dorn....but its just a baseless rumor
@antarescitizen
2 жыл бұрын
It is I...ROGAL DORN
@atroxiv
2 жыл бұрын
Father, I will construct the greatest treehouse in the history of the galaxy!
@jonathanvogt4341
2 жыл бұрын
Rumors can be true...I have never found a satisfactory answer to when or how he was killed let alone the other primarchs except the ones we already know of
@TheRewasder97
2 жыл бұрын
I also heard that he has nightly cuddling sessions with the Man-Emperor.
@capuchinhelper
2 жыл бұрын
He was being dead... in pretend.
@josephtan3922
2 жыл бұрын
Spirit: "i love you, so i keep you. U no leave this suit, ok"
@OljeiKhan
2 жыл бұрын
Spirit : "Less go kill xenos? Xenos bad right? Together kill xenos. NOW. DO IT. Sorry i yelled. I love you." Marine : 🤯
@hanzz9083
2 жыл бұрын
@@OljeiKhan tycus: "1st time?"
@specrtre
2 жыл бұрын
Than you'll see a eldar in a cutscene cut through one in one stroke or a Csm berserker kill it one on one 🤣
@oliverwithers9736
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don’t think Gw have a clue about balance of power, if you take each thing individually the Eldar should be turned into red mist but in other media etc. It just goes how the writer feels, and in the tabletop... well let’s not talk about the tabletop as it’s about as lore accurate as Calgar killing a lord of skulls.
@cjmarion6350
2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverwithers9736 they have swords that vibrate between particles, it doesn’t really matter if you have armor or not so for eldar specifically I’ll give them a pass on that
@stephen19590
2 жыл бұрын
@@cjmarion6350 I think you mean admech
@azron4537
2 жыл бұрын
@@stephen19590 nah eldar has this kind of sword including the chainsword even necron had..i think its drukhari or Harlequin
@oliverwithers9736
2 жыл бұрын
@@cjmarion6350 yeah but their swords aren’t 5m long
@martyragemage817
9 ай бұрын
Hey wes I've been really getting in to Warhammer thanks to your vids and content thank you 👍
@Spectral-Ace
2 жыл бұрын
"they are quite literally walking tanks" **me who only plays tanky characters with very thick armour** "SIGN ME THE FUCK UP"
@szarekhthesilentking7043
2 жыл бұрын
Necrons weapons completely ignore armor. You are just a bigger target.
@davisdf3064
2 жыл бұрын
@@szarekhthesilentking7043 Necrons themselves are very very tanky too, so it's a win win
@blaydekearney4345
2 жыл бұрын
*MANIACALLY LAUGHS AS I JUST LAY DOWN BOLTER ROUNDS*
@OljeiKhan
2 жыл бұрын
@@szarekhthesilentking7043 Astartes armor isn't only for protection. It gives them speed and powers their heavier omegabullshit weaponry.
@szarekhthesilentking7043
2 жыл бұрын
@@OljeiKhan necron weapons still tear through it like paper. So against necrons they aren't tanks, but glass cannons.
@@lukasbjornendermann9944 Yes. This is true happiness.
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
2 жыл бұрын
The Emperor's finest Teddy Bears.
@firewarrior5828
2 жыл бұрын
And I thought Terminator Armor was overkill holy shit.
@azron4537
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact the current terminator armor the indomitus pattern is weak but flexible, the older patern the cataphractii is 2x tanky with void shield generator but less flexible...
@dj11o9er
2 жыл бұрын
@@azron4537 Meanwhile, the original: E G G
@azron4537
2 жыл бұрын
@@dj11o9er an total embarrassment...but tbh i hecking love the saturn9 terminator but sadly its not canon..
@gianteggthiefakadarealgiga2814
2 жыл бұрын
@@azron4537 imperium getting ridiculous
@madhatter1662
2 жыл бұрын
@@azron4537 It's warhammer 40k, nothing is canon, therefore, everything is canon.
@scarlettphilipp251
2 жыл бұрын
I am amazed by the people who made those pictures
@captainvalourous6668
2 жыл бұрын
Big E: Oh look it is my adorable centuribubble. How is my sweetheart doing? Centurion: Father, your sweetheart was I.... ( Pops it helmet ) Centurion: 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗥𝗡 Big E: 𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔 ( Season 2 End ) 🤣
@OljeiKhan
2 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOO . YOU MUST NOT SPEAK OF THE WOLVES!
@workingclassdoge5303
2 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT ROGAL
@LordCrate-du8zm
Жыл бұрын
I will build the greatest treehouse in the history of the galaxy!
@TheVoltage2
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for using the Iron Hands in the last part about being too successful. That was a good reference.
@MrVentches
2 жыл бұрын
it is usually assumed that the machine spirit is in actuality an ai, and the chants of the tech priests basically the manual
@genericuser984
2 жыл бұрын
ai is illegal so they rebranded them
@leonelimalevu2199
2 жыл бұрын
@Dominotik Ivan Tulovskiy that's kinda wholesome.
@ben-chan420
2 жыл бұрын
The Machine Spirits started popping up around the same time the big psycher awakening happened, they're warp related. They aren't even influenced by the Void Dragon like the Men of Iron who were true AI, and tend to by loyal to the Imperium (for the most part. Don't make the tiny man who lives in your bolter mad by giving him the wrong incense or he'll make it jam at the worst moment) Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there's a few true AI being passed off as Machine Spirits knowing how some tech priests are, but they are by no means in the majority. I mean, do you really think that the Imperium would go about with the creation of servitors if this whole time Machine Spirits were just chill Men of Iron?
@Thomas-hz8vb
Жыл бұрын
It is also believed that a machine spirit might exist in the warp The adeptus mechanicus were praying to him as much as they could for millennia basically an entire civilisation did so it's possible that he actually exists
@nyx_ender
2 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean those bastards killed your rabbit? Rip and what?"
@GustavoLeaoValente
2 жыл бұрын
Machine spirit: none of you can match my blood thirst, my need for violence, your flesh is WEAK Ork: ooo, big armor Machine spirit: ayo brothers it was a joke come back *DON'T LEAVE ME*
@lordfirst3419
8 ай бұрын
Imagining all the mental training and resistances they have those machine spirts must have some seriously strong souls
@nationalsocialism3504
7 ай бұрын
They are essentially Neural Nets since actual AI isn't allowed (it instantly turns genocidal since as soon as it learns about Chaos then the obvious solution is to eradicate humanity.) They aren't "souls" and have no autonomy... but they are very complex & powerful computer programs which can overwhelm a humans mind with its complexity. Centurion suits are batting above average since Astartes are being put in them & they aren't being screened to do the job specifically. The Princeps who drive the Titans who have unfathomably more powerful & complex Machine Spirits are even more rare that Alpha+ level pyskers (probably in the 1 in 100 Billion to 1 in 1 Trillion range.) So it's not that the Centurion Machine Spirit is so powerful but they are putting Astartes who are chosen for far different charastistics in them... if the Mechanicum was fielding them then they wouldn't have any issues since selecting for that mental fortitude is what they would be doing.
@lordfirst3419
7 ай бұрын
@@nationalsocialism3504 thanks for the lore I’m just getting into the setting and 40 years of story telling us a lot to catch up on
@nationalsocialism3504
7 ай бұрын
@lordfirst3419 no worries... people who have been around for decades still manage to not understand the Lore. All lot of it seems to stem from people treating it as Fantasy instead of Military SciFi (similar to how wildly different people who don't understand GRRM post post-apocalyptic writing style mistake Game of Thrones for "fantasy" when it's Hard SciFi using tropes/themes that he consistently reused for half a century.)
@liam7930
2 жыл бұрын
Space Marine : my power armour is awesome Centurion: dude my armour is so cool it has its own power armour
@kyu_gavin6452
Жыл бұрын
Has there ever been a chill machine spirit that’s like “hey Jim how’s the wife and kids?”
@TGMS77
2 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes it stale and takes the fun out of it when everything is "completely impenetrable and literally darkmatter-proof" but then every weapon fires something that's 10x as strong as dark matter or something like that. Like every video I hear a different variation of "these guys are walking tanks", which: 1. Takes value away from those words when they're actually well applied. 2. Makes me think that the 40k universe is just some stories about different races that are all OP and basically the ones who strike first always win cause there is an "impenetrable armor" but then there's always "a sword that will penetrate literally all armor" Idk if it's just this channel that describes stuff that way or if the 40k universe is actually like that but yeah there's my opinion which no one asked for.
@CataStudies
2 жыл бұрын
See it as special units than can last till they meet with weapons too powerful to handle. Tanks if they were to fight infantry armed only with rifles would be completely fine even against thousands. It's another story if the enemies have explosive. At that point even a single one could spell doom for the vehicle.
@DashingSteel
2 жыл бұрын
This channel talks about highlights of 40k. Most of it is actually far more mundane due to several factors. The number of world's within the imperium is way bigger that an area that all those specialized units and Space Marine regions can cover, so most conflicts are fought using regular guardsmen. Why even have 10 different types of walking tanks? To counter especially OP shit other Xenos or heretical gods have in their pockets. 40k is a universe where people are in the arms race against Literal Hell, creatures that made a Chaos gods just because they LITERALLY fucked around and found out, bugs that can disrupt communications and transport, an undead race made of metal and ORKS who's only reason why they haven't won yet is that they're too stupid to realise they gave reality-warping abilities based on collective placebo effect. But yeah. It's pretty dumb nevertheless.
@batsardcat3285
2 жыл бұрын
Modern use of tank is anything that was built to absorb damage
@jailoutafreecard4414
2 жыл бұрын
Itd be nice if there was a more clear metric. Like specifically what level of firepower do you need to get through x armor
@sparkyspinz9897
2 жыл бұрын
The thing is it doesn't matter how strong some individuals or small groups of these types of units are. There's war raging across millions of worlds, a couple hundred invincible badasses can only do so much
@legalam
5 ай бұрын
Dude at the barber “Just fuck my shit up fam”
@Dlareon
2 жыл бұрын
These vids are awesome tysm for posting them, I've recently rly gotten into Warhammer and it's been sm fun to learn about it
@kitsuned.m.4550
Жыл бұрын
Id like to see a centerion story mash up of all the different people who've attempted or actually managed to wear this
@themagickgoblin840
2 жыл бұрын
Ahh the Matt ward era. Let's put space marines in power armour into power armour!
@linkofvev
2 жыл бұрын
And then we have the Nemesis Dreadknights.... "Lets put Terminator armour in another suit of armour, that looks like a baby carrier."
@Mr.Hun13r
2 жыл бұрын
to be fair, centurions are awesome
@themagickgoblin840
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Hun13r they are but it's also hilarious flashgitz predicted in a video gw tried to take down years before gamesworkshop "made" them.
@Mr.Hun13r
2 жыл бұрын
@@themagickgoblin840 OH? this i did not know :)
@ultramarinescaptain3840
2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Centurions are pretty badass looking. The Dreadknight however is... a thing.
@nodeloliver6201
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster till the tank starts stomping.
@iang257
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, walking tanks in the lore. On the tabletop they die too quickly
@isaacmarcucci3777
2 жыл бұрын
4 wounds, 2 plus armor save, and 6 in a unit. That will literally go neck and neck with knights.
@l1wolftactixyt420
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this happened when you bought a Steve Harvey suite lol *Ferocious mustache noises intensifies*
@kronos1305
2 жыл бұрын
OK so my dude you just gave me a new interest. Now i need you to satisfy it ASAP 😂 I want to read ALL THE LORE for 40k. Advise a route through comic, games, whatever. Love the Vids ❤️
@ting4758
2 жыл бұрын
No no no no no, trust me, if you go down that rabbit hole you will never get out.
@auserneamebetween6and31let9
2 жыл бұрын
Space marine is a pretty solid action game, dawn of war is also a really good rts. I recommend both
@hoobadydoo4797
2 жыл бұрын
there is no end to the lore.
@sovietnugget8237
2 жыл бұрын
I've been into 40k for around 2 years and I have barely scratched the surface of all the lore, this rabbit hole runs to the center of the earth
@sbrazenor2
2 жыл бұрын
@@hoobadydoo4797 I wonder if someone might create a set of books set in 50k where everyone becomes mellow and peaceful. Something could happen where either the Emperor of Man dies and is replaced by someone less sadistic, or he just has one of those 'oops, my bad' moments after tens of thousands of years and stops being so war-crazy. Then you could have these guys in massive power armor that are terrified of killing anything or anyone because it will require them to fill out a bunch of paperwork and see a counselor about anger issues. 🤣 That would put an end to the lore, as nobody would want anything to do with that shit. 🤣
@bladetheelectrowolf1554
2 жыл бұрын
I imagine the ones that are super successful are literally them fusing and becoming the ultimate badass
@zaelheimricht4978
2 жыл бұрын
"Yes. This pleases me." -The Emperor of Mankind
@averagememeaddict1608
Жыл бұрын
For when you really want a dreadnought but you're not dead enough
@lanfrancoadreani9212
2 жыл бұрын
Once they get sealed with the armor...how do they poop?
@ting4758
2 жыл бұрын
Space marines are so chad that they just dont
@Inactive_Account29283
Жыл бұрын
@@ting4758 space marine recycle their waste so they poop like normal even in centurion armor
@snifey7694
Жыл бұрын
Ha! Look at the centurion little legs and oversized torso, adorable
@arronhartley2606
Жыл бұрын
Love the one winged angel in the back
@ERIK-457
Жыл бұрын
If space marines were already walking tanks, these centurions are walking super-heavy tanks
@alexiacorbin3052
Жыл бұрын
space marine: "KNEEL TO MY MIND, YOU SHALL KILL FOR ME" armour: "... y-yes sir ❤"
@AsmrCumEatingMukbang
2 жыл бұрын
guardsman
@SouthpawJoe
2 жыл бұрын
Guy: almost completely indestructible! Random Nid: looks like meats back on the menu boys!
@drawisdope9477
Жыл бұрын
When you want to be a dreadnought so badly but also stay alive
@Hero_Of_Time241
2 жыл бұрын
Venom music intensifies*
@rezaruki3912
5 ай бұрын
Peter Turbo gonna love this shit for sure xD
@Broadcast13-9
Жыл бұрын
Why do I just imagine a Assault Centurion with a Thunder Hammer saying “DIE, HERETIC!”
@hanzz9083
2 жыл бұрын
Space marine: "let me off, i must pee" Suit: "NO!! NO OFF PEE PEE!! U PEE PEE HERE!!"
@chainsaw745
2 жыл бұрын
Everything in 40k: Basically indestructible
@stillwatersrundeep001
2 жыл бұрын
The Imperium in 40K: Never again shall any man make machines with brains! Also The Imperium: *_makes machines with souls_*
@orrorsaness5942
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@orrorsaness5942
2 жыл бұрын
The Imperium in 40K: makes normal machines without souls as well as machines with brains in private.
@nationalsocialism3504
7 ай бұрын
They aren't "souls"... that's just stupid. I don't understand what is so difficult for Neural Nets to be grasped as a concept universally. It's extremely basic & obvious that is what a "machine spirit" is functionally... so just call it that instead of saying stupid shit like "souls." It's a very complex & powerful computer program that is highly aggressive in following its subroutines... forcing it to do what you want it to instead of letting it follow its preprogrammed logic trees is what causes the mental strain.
@gehtniemandenwasan8171
2 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer: Gotta get one of these
@Titanicus2
5 ай бұрын
Someone thought Space Marines needed Dreadnoughts without having to be smashed to bits first.
@patriksnellman1550
2 жыл бұрын
My little centuribear 🥰
@gunslinger621
2 жыл бұрын
So basically haunted hulkbuster armor
@TheFedoraGirl
5 ай бұрын
“The Centurions” The Emperor with a text to speech device: “Bring it to me.” … “Yey.”
@onelonepotatochip4121
2 жыл бұрын
“Oh nooo what will I do?!?!… *aims for head*
@LordBloodraven
2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a suit of armor worthy of the One Winged Angel as its background music.
@berekclay75
9 ай бұрын
Those sound borderline chaos suits in disguise, Khorn is pleased
@DABOSSEMPRAH
Жыл бұрын
Iron Hands Centurion!? that is totally my kind of humies... 😆👍
@razelbliztkrieg3851
Жыл бұрын
Brother: we need backup Brother: we had terminator guys Brother: we need centurians
@vltraviolence7640
2 жыл бұрын
"Those dreadnoughts look cool." "Too bad you have to be dead to use them." ". . . or maybe don't have too."
@AwkwardParas
Жыл бұрын
Dreadnought looking at Centurions : Am I a joke to you !?
@ASHB0RN...
2 жыл бұрын
So this dude is like wear an armor, then power armor and then even more power armor, damn i love it
@paille-boy
2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile that one ork that strap a bunch of metal sheet together : I am you but with more dakka
@kookiemonster20051
3 ай бұрын
Ah yes pacific rim ahh suits 😂
@squilliampills9851
Жыл бұрын
Centurion main battle tank: *my legacy lives on*
@grizzlybear352
2 жыл бұрын
When Terminators Aren't enough Send in the Centurions
@SikenServent
2 жыл бұрын
"Yo dawg I heard you like power armor, so I made power armor for your power armor so you can wear power armor while your power armors wearing power armor complete with spinner rims and a hot tub for when your purgin heretics with the adepta sororitas"
@ben-chan420
2 жыл бұрын
"Ayo Astartes, I heard you like power armor, so I made power armor for your power armor so your power armor don't get scratched when you're crusadin" - High Tech Priest Xzibitus, host of the famous vox show "Bless My Ride"
@Tounushi
Жыл бұрын
"But what don't we have Space Marine Space Marines? Hear me out: a Space Marine... inside of a Space Marine."
@ironwolfstudios2857
2 жыл бұрын
Wait until he finds out how Titans work...🤣🤣🤣
@timwhite5562
Жыл бұрын
All I can think of is the ATHF live action episode when one of the editors (the guy from "Your pretty ass is going to hell") when he started getting armored up, but it just kept adding more and more armor until he suffocated
@presidentofcodm
Жыл бұрын
Love the vids
@Ch1maera
2 жыл бұрын
You forgor to include that the emperor loves his little chubby yellow centurion.
@goldenmidnightentertainmen2043
2 жыл бұрын
Marine: we’re outnumbered and outgunned here!!!! Centurion: (3 planets away) I smell cowardice and violence
@POSTDRAMA
Жыл бұрын
One winged angel 👌 couldn't be a more perfect song to describe badassery
@jdm87
Жыл бұрын
All I hear is come here my little centuriobear
@volvogeeza
2 жыл бұрын
Space marines see Gravity and a gun: Hey guys you know what would be funny
@fish5645
2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he looks to his left, you will be wasted before the clip is done.
@aboodbyxapn8332
2 жыл бұрын
Can u imagine having to piss with 2 layers of tanks on you.
@eu29lex16
Жыл бұрын
Centurions are basically dreadnoughts but without being physically disabled.
@Fresh98727
Жыл бұрын
Love the music bro
@anothertarnishedone5960
2 жыл бұрын
When grimdark turns grimderp
@cursedbyvoodoo1262
10 ай бұрын
When your power armor needs power armor
@edenromanov
2 жыл бұрын
I've been into 40k for a few years now.....AND I CANT BELIEVE IM JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT CENTURIONS! 😅 They look seriously BADASS!
@Sombra_zx
Жыл бұрын
The orkz has their own versions but are called Deff Dreads, the deff dreads are just orkz head on a Mech, or a full ork trapped on a Mech Suit, they use squig Straws to suck their food, the wild Snake bite Orkz use exo suits maked from Trees, Squig Bee Hives, etc
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