"I've been stunningly ill." **proceeds to eat 45 year old food**
@dingus6186
8 жыл бұрын
Tomoko Kuroki Only Stuart Ashen can only commit such an act.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
8 жыл бұрын
Tomoko Kuroki Stu Ashen uploaded a video on my birthday!?
@gimmecat6251
8 жыл бұрын
His body has adapted to poisonously expired food over the years, at this point anything fresh would kill him instantly.
@connor9568
8 жыл бұрын
Tomoko Kuroki His body craves horrifically out of date food.
@M00NSIDIAN
8 жыл бұрын
Clearly he really DID go mad at the end of that Halloween special...
@MysteryManBob
8 жыл бұрын
"I've been sick" do you ever stop and wonder why
@westabsupplyebay4093
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr! I said "no don't eat it then" out loud.
@kellen_mcsmellin
8 жыл бұрын
*Apologizes for being ill* *Continues to eat 45 year old food* Never change, Stuart.
@mitchlmitten5874
8 жыл бұрын
"I've been feeling ill lately. Better eat some 45 year old biscuits, that'll make it better."
@mitchlmitten5874
8 жыл бұрын
*60
@maxwell_edison
8 жыл бұрын
69*
@schadenfreudebuddha
8 жыл бұрын
surely whatever bacteria and parasites it was contaminated with are long dead by now.
@Vollification
5 жыл бұрын
And water that could potentially contain legionella!
@ChaR_OfTheK0Rn
4 жыл бұрын
Maxwell_ Edison 72* now hehe
@baileyohrt7920
8 жыл бұрын
"I've been hideously ill, so let's celebrate me being healthy again by eating horrifically out of date food!"
@Colorband
8 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Ashens. This is how it happens.
@teenagemutantturd
8 жыл бұрын
Bailey Ohrt he doesn't eat horrifically out of date food, he gives it a little nibble. Lol
@adammullarkey4996
8 жыл бұрын
+Ikeb0mb ...which is more than most of us would be willing to do.
8 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep the ol' immune system on it's toes.
@Lorrainegadz
8 жыл бұрын
*Recovers from illness* **Immediately reviews 45 year old emergency rations** hahah
@manictiger
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's putting it through Hell Week. So, after all this, his immune system will be SEAL team six.
@Dr.GregHouse
5 жыл бұрын
Stuart’s health:Am I a joke to you?
@gmodderr
4 жыл бұрын
*helth*
@aceisking
4 ай бұрын
2 illnesses probally cancel each other out i have no idea
@darko-hexar
8 жыл бұрын
I'm always down for emergency Ashens with emergency rations.
@papayer
8 жыл бұрын
emergency backup ashens.
@IVR02
8 жыл бұрын
And he even doubles as a life raft!
@Rokaize
8 жыл бұрын
Darko Hexar had to re read that like 4 times to get it.
@olliekeevil2367
8 жыл бұрын
Darko Hexar lol
@callummack7098
8 жыл бұрын
Darko Hexar sounds like a super hero
@indiejacob
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens is eating his Rashens.
@Direwoof
8 жыл бұрын
ecks dee
@femboygaming64
7 жыл бұрын
Lucas T Ehgs de*
@clayh254
7 жыл бұрын
Rashens with Ations.
@iamgeorgesears
6 жыл бұрын
Edgelord xD xD
@whatamiwatching2183
5 жыл бұрын
Jacob big fan hi
@ColCoal
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens desecrates another historical relic...
@Ken-gr7wk
8 жыл бұрын
K.
@TheSFMCreators
8 жыл бұрын
Gets better after being ill immediately eats 45 year old food
@generalrubbish9513
8 жыл бұрын
It probably isn't healthy to eat food that's been on this hideous Earth longer than you have. But then again, it's not like he's taking big mouthfuls - he's just softly nibbling at it, taking small doses to build up a tolerance. Then, when nuclear war breaks out and society crumbles to dust, he'll be happily eating rotten food that no other survivors have the balls to eat while everyone else starves. He's a survivalist, man.
@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
8 жыл бұрын
This was an excellent video to watch while eating breakfast.
@ultraminecraft69
3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@aborted4196
3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@aborted4196
3 жыл бұрын
Certified susiest*
@floatpvnk
2 жыл бұрын
I find myself watching his food reviews while eating more often than not. Last one I watched was the ox tongue. While eating dinner.
@namesurname6885
8 жыл бұрын
The foil in the background looks like a proud dog.
@sirbanoonoo1881
8 жыл бұрын
Name Surname True
@d.i.n.g.u.s
7 жыл бұрын
Name Surname fuck true
@FB-mw5gv
7 жыл бұрын
Do u remember the robot dog toy from the late 90s/early 00s? I think that's him lol
@MegaRazor619
7 жыл бұрын
Name Surname proud pupper
@reup7150
7 жыл бұрын
ok that was scary
@ronnyy
8 жыл бұрын
"Just nibble a little bit" put that on a damn t-shirt.
@Midori_Ringo
8 жыл бұрын
better to put it on underwear
@marcelkaro14
8 жыл бұрын
Wow, it already exists: www.redbubble.com/people/matyn/works/23875427-just-nibble-a-little-bit
@VideoGameManiac8
7 жыл бұрын
"An excellent nibble"
@lemeres2478
8 жыл бұрын
It is one day later and I can confirm: 50% of us are dead from the cholera he unleashed.
@culwin
8 жыл бұрын
At least it spared them from Trump.
@MedievalSolutions
8 жыл бұрын
Lemeres so ashens has the infinity glove
@AlisonBryen
8 жыл бұрын
culwin Too true...After 20th January next year we are all gonna be queing up to get cholera...
@ste887
4 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones yeah no one ever released any pandemic from eating something odd
@ste887
4 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones doesnt work for the joke though "man eats bat while virus escapes from nearby lab" doesnt come off as humorous
@_synthicyde
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens: Sorry guys, I was horribly sick for a while. Let's hope that doesn't happen again. Also Ashens: I'm going to eat 45+ year old food.
@_synthicyde
8 жыл бұрын
I thought I would be the first to make this joke. Next time, I'll check the comments first.
@ashens2253
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't say that!!
@PercyFan11206
8 жыл бұрын
ashens Well fuck.
@Vibinator
8 жыл бұрын
fake ashens. :p
@matthewdrummond1340
8 жыл бұрын
Synthicyde Honestly as I watch this there's over 1000 comments. I can't hate on you for not reading all of them. A few people probably made the joke.
@manictiger
8 жыл бұрын
_"45+ Year Old Emergency Rations | Ashens"_ _"Apologies for the lack of uploads recently; I've been stunningly ill."_ Umm...
@MrCorroxide
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens needs to start his own series of food loot boxes named "Ashens' Rations".
@Loponstorm
8 жыл бұрын
Which is filled with exclusively expired food stuffs. Comes in three age varieties "Just expired", "Just... expired", and "Just expire".
@IVR02
8 жыл бұрын
I'd subscribe to it!
@Bootleg_Jones
8 жыл бұрын
all the expiration dates should read "Twenty Years Ago Today"
@gajbooks
8 жыл бұрын
Or food that actually keeps for the rest of time. Everything is pasteurized, freeze-dried, irradiated, and vacuum-sealed. (Or the box just has twinkies in it every time)
@NTheHedgehog
8 жыл бұрын
No. It is filled with microwave in 30-1 minute food items and is all jellied.
@BRZguy
8 жыл бұрын
How in the world could Ashens be sick? He's been eating all this crazy old stuff, he would have to have the best immune system on the planet!
@Dasmaster1
8 жыл бұрын
Ah, if only it worked that way.
@HyperManic1000
8 жыл бұрын
Das Neko Lol xD
@WEIRDxGRIM
8 жыл бұрын
Its kind of works that way but for example there are a 1.000.000 different colds, so if you become immune to like 100 colds you still going to get a cold.
@bstewart8891
5 жыл бұрын
Super plague 😰
@Aymungoos
5 жыл бұрын
Best immune system belongs to steve1989 he eats WW2 rations on a monthly basis and even ate a piece of civil war hard tack
@stevethearbalist572
8 жыл бұрын
Only Stuart Ashen would smell a glass of water and expect it to have a smell.
@RayShadow278
8 жыл бұрын
Water has a smell though, it smells of *[Water]*
@knocknockify
8 жыл бұрын
TimelordsOfGallifrey Yeah, it's water, but it's also water in a can that has been stored for decades. I would also be a bit cautious before drinking it lol
@NeilusNihilus
8 жыл бұрын
A 50 year old glass of water? I would smell it too.
@kiwifarmsdotnet
8 жыл бұрын
TimelordsOfGallifrey yeah it smells of botchulism
@DarkLink1996.
8 жыл бұрын
That's what you're supposed to do. If it has a smell, it's gone bad
@Bogwedgle
8 жыл бұрын
The water should be fine, it was presumably radiation sterilised like most canned food and the pressure release when you opened it means the seal was never broken, the can was neither warped or bulging from internal pressure as it would if there were bacteria inside respiring all over the place inside. The only problem I can see would be if the metal inside the can had corroded and contaminated it, however that's very unlikely as it remained sealed and the water is perfectly clear.
@204RUOK
4 жыл бұрын
You should get a few cans and see for yourself :)
@Solocat1
4 жыл бұрын
Steve 1989. Eats and drinks stuff much older
@groundzero_-lm4md
3 жыл бұрын
Would be OK. UV or Ozone to kill bacteria and the can would be sanitized before being sealed. I would trust it more then plastic bottles due to plastics turning bad over time.
@BenjaminGoose
3 жыл бұрын
@@groundzero_-lm4md than. You meant to say "more than", not "more then".
@yetanother9127
8 жыл бұрын
3:26 Holy shit, it is literally a "Purified Water" from Fallout 4!
@maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318
8 жыл бұрын
it was based off that
@yetanother9127
8 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission I'm aware. Most NATO nations had canned emergency drinking water like that; the US version is basically the same thing, just labeled differently.
@matthewcoyle4131
8 жыл бұрын
He even mentioned needing to have rad-x on hand.
@aviv4263
8 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Hughes he even said "do I have any radx on hand?"
@matthewcoyle4131
8 жыл бұрын
Aviv Yaron haha, we replied the same thing mere moments from each other.
@SeekerLancer
8 жыл бұрын
"I've just gotten over being ill, time to open some rotten food." You sacrifice too much for us.
@WangstersGangsters
8 жыл бұрын
Best fuckin intro I have seen in a while "I'm back bitches", reminds me of what my dad said when he came back from getting smokes.
@coh2conscript851
8 жыл бұрын
came back after 9 years
@connor9568
8 жыл бұрын
Jesse Magana It's funnier because of his accent.
@fpdiscopenguin
8 жыл бұрын
you need to put this out on a tray
@Kle3b
8 жыл бұрын
"Nice"
@martynasrakstys4114
8 жыл бұрын
fpdiscopenguin he cleans it whit a new gen technology called couch and bed cleaner
@dogspoonforsale2365
8 жыл бұрын
*n i c e*
@raygoodwin2303
7 жыл бұрын
Nice hiss.
@RedColdRitsu
6 жыл бұрын
That’s rancid.
@viperhalberd
8 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Ashens' logic. "I've been sick. Let's eat 45 year old rations to chase away the illness!"
@nathanwilkins6107
8 жыл бұрын
"I was sick... so let me eat this old junk" Ashens is truly a hero we don't deserve. Thank you, Stuart.
@thefunk2kx
8 жыл бұрын
"Sorry for the lack of up loads I've been stunningly ill."- Ashens Then proceeds to eat 45 year old rations.
@rucu8311
Жыл бұрын
Steve the mre guy would demolish this
@JohnQuilyQuinlan
7 жыл бұрын
i remember watching threads in the 80's and it scared the shit out of me, even if i saw a regular plane in the sky i though it was definitely a nuke, very scary subject to deal with as a child.
@spuddyl9938
8 жыл бұрын
It took 10 months but i finally finished watching all you videos.
@Ziggylata
8 жыл бұрын
y
@soccerman11095
8 жыл бұрын
+Ziggylata y not
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
8 жыл бұрын
Spuddy L it's gonna take you about ten more months...
@MrKylePopovich
8 жыл бұрын
so much couch
@Mario-119
7 жыл бұрын
Now for his second channel!
@zyphyrsyphyn5403
8 жыл бұрын
"I'm back bitches!" - Ashens, 2016
@MemekingJag
8 жыл бұрын
Appreciated the League of Gentleman reference there.
@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
8 жыл бұрын
We'll have no trouble here
@JO3YSworld
8 жыл бұрын
Finding a notification from Stuart Ashen always brightens my day - ALWAYS worth the wait!!!
@therossblackwoodshow6288
8 жыл бұрын
yep
@killdemraas
8 жыл бұрын
true
@thany3
8 жыл бұрын
I get a sneaking suspicion Dr. Ashen is a Fallout fan.
@ashens2253
8 жыл бұрын
Hello!!
@simmerocky2393
8 жыл бұрын
ashens hello fake Ashens!
@thegurem
8 жыл бұрын
thany3 you got ashens to comment. you are now infected. symptoms include eating crap food, a weird obsession with crap tat and a brown sofa growing out of your knees
@JackOfHarts96
8 жыл бұрын
thegurem You do know that's not really Ashens right?
@Sol-hm7ol
8 жыл бұрын
Fake "ashens"
@alexeverett308
8 жыл бұрын
That water expired 13 days after my dad was born...
@anarcho-pingu
6 жыл бұрын
Also nine days before my mother was born
@tyralexander
6 жыл бұрын
1969?
@StandardGoose
6 жыл бұрын
Coincidence?
@Sekushiwolf
6 жыл бұрын
And 23 years after my dad was born. Was still good when he was in Vietnam.
@crow468
6 жыл бұрын
My mom's water expired shortly before I was born.
@PedroBenolielBonito
8 жыл бұрын
It just occurred to me that I am spending a weekday morning watching a 40 year old man pour water into a glass. Way to accomplish your life goals, me.
@silverpony1
8 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed at how fresh those biscuits look. If you served them, nobody would know anything was peculiar about them.
@PsychicRadroach
8 жыл бұрын
They're emergency in the sense that if you eat them, it will turn any situation into an emergency.
@maxfrezen-latynin4226
7 жыл бұрын
i used to binge watch ashens and then suddenly stopped compeely for like 7 months. Coming back to the same brown sofa was a priceless feeling
@tobsmonster2
8 жыл бұрын
As Rot generally plays a big part in your videos I think you should start crediting it in the description.
@mortarpestle.4267
7 жыл бұрын
It plays a big part in life, but we take his role for granted. He'll be okay, he never asks for credit much.
@Ghost_Of_SAS
8 жыл бұрын
When I want to see a man eating poison while his immune system is weakened by disease, I always know where to go. The local McDonald's.
@vavra222
8 жыл бұрын
E D G Y D G Y
@JRyan56
8 жыл бұрын
+vavra222 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD soooo edgy
@neyoid
7 жыл бұрын
E D G Y D G G D Y G D E
@GrounderSez
6 жыл бұрын
I'm edgy the edgehedge
@xxlxllaxtionllxlxx9072
4 жыл бұрын
NEDGE EDNGE EDDSGE
@Charok1
8 жыл бұрын
That lambas bread has gone bad.
@Empyrean55
8 жыл бұрын
Port Kapul because they rationed it
@MediumRareOpinions
8 жыл бұрын
Port Kapul hates nasty elf bread, just like smeagol
@DGneoseeker1
8 жыл бұрын
Isn't it lembas?
@nekrial
7 жыл бұрын
I do fully expect Ashens to be responsible for the return of Smallpox.
@PinkManGuy
8 жыл бұрын
"I've been ill." THEN STOP EATING EXPIRED FOOD
@mudkiptyler
8 жыл бұрын
But then he couldn't afford medicine to not be ill.
@Landie_Man
8 жыл бұрын
Blazi Ken he can be a wimp he eats the tiniest amount lol. Some of the food looks fine!
@MBM1117727
8 жыл бұрын
+mudkiptyler medicine is free in the uk
@mudkiptyler
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens has been ill from food so many times he can't get medicine anymore.
@Pumpkabat
8 жыл бұрын
MBM1117727 There's a prescription charge for each prescribed medicine but the medicine itself is free.
@TheMovieCreator
8 жыл бұрын
My grandparents, who almost live in Bergen, has some old cans from Joh. Lærum. They are of course empty, and mostly only used for storing cookies nowdays. The chocolate sauce bottle they got in the fridge, on the other hand (which my father recognizes from when he grew up), is NOT empty.
@OfficialDemonicGaming
8 жыл бұрын
he's a brave soul for try this
@TheLarryburns84
7 жыл бұрын
I've seen most of this man's videos an unnecessary amount of times. this is one of my favorites.
@rosePetrichor
8 жыл бұрын
wow. threads as a 6 year old would have haunted me for life. its weird, most people of ashens' age I know say they saw it when they were kids but it was only originally shown on television once: too many people complained about it because it was so terrifying.
@lukkyluciano
7 жыл бұрын
lmao at watching Threads in elementary school. I watched Challenger blow up live on TV in 1st grade, basically every kid in US did, there was a teacher on the shuttle.
@DJEylisium
8 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE ALIVE! I had thought the Grass mask took you....
@ashens2253
8 жыл бұрын
Perhaps.....
@UncannyXander
8 жыл бұрын
ashens Not a real account for anyone that can't figure it out on their own.
@therealMrPinky123
8 жыл бұрын
I love Ration videos. You rock Mr. Ashens.
@polishenglish8356
8 жыл бұрын
I have never been so happy to hear "I am back, bitches" as I am today! :D
@wadyamean4464
3 жыл бұрын
That opening and when all the bars just sort of tumbled out was sooo satisfying
@1800-REGICIDE
8 жыл бұрын
Threads is absolutely terrifying. Same with The Day After.
@sarmajere2866
8 жыл бұрын
Threads with the Grandmother, and The Day After with the kid in the backyard when the blast hit...
@Omeggia
8 жыл бұрын
Always thought Threads was the more impactful of the two but then again it hits home harder cause I live in Britain. Anyone involved in the command chain of using a nuclear weapon should watch that film. If they have the slightest bit of empathy it will deter them from even thinking about it.
@DaveF.
8 жыл бұрын
Threads? Ages SIX? wow... That might explain a lot.
@NickG40
8 жыл бұрын
Technically, all water is at least 100 million years old.
@mgb360
8 жыл бұрын
Not true, you can make new water. Just most of it is that old.
@ZazzilasArden
8 жыл бұрын
Mgb 360 Make new water...?
@psychedelic_vibes7743
8 жыл бұрын
Mgb 360 make water
@mgb360
8 жыл бұрын
Zazzilas Arden Burn hydrogen in an oxygen atmosphere. New water.
@robbie4339
7 жыл бұрын
I guess Dinosaurs from 200-300 Mya (Triassic and Jurassic period) didn't need water to survive. You sir are a dumbass. And so are 76 other people for thinking you are smart.
@johndavenport2847
8 жыл бұрын
opening a ration that old is like killing a unicorn Glad you're feeling better though
@bok..
8 жыл бұрын
one of these day you will ingest ergot and go on a hallucinogenic trip Stuart...
@TallyMark
8 жыл бұрын
Neodinium maybe that's how he got sick. He drank 4000 hits of LSD and has been gone till today
@ghostofgar
8 жыл бұрын
Water from 1969 could be a good start then
@sigismundafvolsung5526
8 жыл бұрын
Whoooooooooooooooooo. This comment triggered me hard for some reason. It's spelled like that because that's how he typed it. Spelling doesn't actually make a difference if you know what it means. you knew Neodinium = Neodymium, so what's the problem? Get on someone for typing tho instead of though and wht instead of white. To me, people who are heavy on spelling correctness tend to be either the most insecure or the less smart in other areas. No need to reply, I'm just on a rant.
@bok..
8 жыл бұрын
Aasajo Sin-yoi THANK YOU! YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT GOT THIS.
@sigismundafvolsung5526
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't insult anyone. I just decided to put that comment there. I'm also a pretty rough person in the way I talk, so don't blame me if you no can handle.
@digitaldylantingles7784
2 жыл бұрын
"It's full of snakes!" 🤣
@michaelparker2449
8 жыл бұрын
If he unleashes the zombie apocalypse from drinking that water I'm unsubscribing.
@philbertdez3863
8 жыл бұрын
Ah Threads, the feel good movie of 1984 and nope not for kids. It scared the hell out of me as a teen. Top shelf video as usual. Keep up the great work.
@MJuegaES
8 жыл бұрын
The rations in Fallout are actually completely edible. I mean, if pack of fucking crisps could last centuries imagine how long an MRE pack could survive.
@aviv4263
8 жыл бұрын
marcianito 100% real ayy lel that's fallout
@MegaFederation
8 жыл бұрын
The radiation would actually kill all the bacteria, making then last a lot longer.
@MrSammichMANOMNOMNOM
8 жыл бұрын
That's because, in the Fallout lore, pre-war preservatives where super-advanced. That, and all the foodstuffs have that "so artificial, not even the mold wants it" attribute.
@cheeseprincess647
8 жыл бұрын
There's a youtuber Emmymadeinjapan who eats a 26 yr old MRE, it tasted fine.
@DinkyWaffle
8 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Stevenson somebody has eaten an American Civil War Era hardtack
@dwaynetherock-hardjohnson5676
8 жыл бұрын
"I'm back bitches" with such a passion
@uTubeNoITube
8 жыл бұрын
*says he's been absent from making vids cuz he's been ill* *title of first vid when he comes back '45+ Yr Old Rations'* Oh Stuart, how we love thee.
@craigybus1
8 жыл бұрын
I was about the same age when I saw 'Threads'. Had nightmares for ages
@KPater-mf4je
8 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that in British (and German) schools, children are shown political propaganda and dystopian fiction at an early age (which is meant to make them more susceptible to irrational propaganda later on), but in allegedly totalitarian Soviet Russia, children in elementary schools were taken to puppet theaters and cinemas instead, and in high school, watched movies like Spartacus, the Defiant Ones and the Great Race (to name the American movies that were popular at the time). Makes one wonder which government was actually more Orwellian :/
@VicariousReality7
8 жыл бұрын
Was?
@Calvin_Coolage
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens has finally lost it, hasn't he?
@NostalgiaVivec
8 жыл бұрын
that water is the same age as my dad
@wrathfulsausage4884
7 жыл бұрын
Same
@jemoeder5701
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@xgongivittoya1931
5 жыл бұрын
It's older than my mom
@GeloGalvez
8 жыл бұрын
2:45 If I ever write a Television show about Fallout or something, I'm gonna make sure i have the line, "Ashens was Right" As they open some rations. xD
@Meme_Lor
8 ай бұрын
Are you writing the Fallout show?
@Dionysus878
8 жыл бұрын
How can Mr. Ashen be sick when he literally tastes poison for others' entertainment?
@DanDart
8 жыл бұрын
Think about that... By all rights if he nibbled more than a tiny bit of everything he'd be dead by now.
@codyback1980
7 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched a Ashens in about 3 years, and today I had the most peculiar dream that he drank 5 bottles of wood stain and said they were "super tasty".
@starxxx1380
7 жыл бұрын
I m a new subscribers!!I m Italian and some times i find difficult to understand all what you say..but you are so funny!!!!I love the way that you try to explain weird stuff or old food in a can!!!I love your channel!!!!! :-)
@Celebee
8 жыл бұрын
I like my women like I like my emergency rations. 45+ years old.
@ZacHawkins42
6 жыл бұрын
Celebi I like my women like I like my coffee... tied up in a burlap sack and thrown in the back of a pick-up truck by a guy named Juan...
@Bendetoma
4 жыл бұрын
@D'niro Gavin FBI OPEN UP
@Fragenzeichenplatte
8 жыл бұрын
It's tough watching you not use a plate or something while you open this decade-old food and water.
@Matt19matt19
8 жыл бұрын
can feel a theme tune here. ashens rations.
@sharks3010
3 жыл бұрын
God I remember Threads! It's an amazing piece of social commentary of the era but I wouldn't say it's a good thing for a 36 yr old to watch (who doesn't want nightmares and generally grim feelings all over), nevermind a 6 yr old in primary school! I watched it again recently and even in today's climate, where the threat of nuclear holocaust is a lot less than it was in the 60's and 70's and it's still absolutely chilling. Credit to the writers and producers, they definitely delivered the intended message!
@wetbabywipes3747
8 жыл бұрын
'Like penguin biscuits of death.' Uk people will understand 😂
@nealmistry2375
8 жыл бұрын
Alex Greaves I love the jokes on penguin packaging.
@SWINDLA87
8 жыл бұрын
Alex Greaves Nah mate my mum and dad were poor, we used to have fucking "Seal" bars from Aldi!
@nealmistry2375
8 жыл бұрын
+Schindlers fist lol m8
@CalamityHillMusic
6 жыл бұрын
Penguins are the most boring chocolate bar I've ever eaten and they rub it in by putting a pathetic joke on the inside. Clubs are my 2nd most hated one.
@okami-rose803
6 жыл бұрын
@@SWINDLA87 Lol I didn't know they were a thing
@Jigglysaint
8 жыл бұрын
Videos like these got me down the MRE rabbit hole.
@PhoenixFireZero
8 жыл бұрын
I'm down with him doing a Fallout-style skit involving eating out of date rations.
@Dr.GregHouse
5 жыл бұрын
Ashens rashens
@locutus155
4 жыл бұрын
Saw Threads in Secondary school, I remember that we had to get permission from our parents to watch it, even though it was 15 certificate. Mind you it was during our 4th year of secondary school so some of us were not quite 15 when we watched it. Personally preferred "When the wind blows" but only for the Roger Waters based soundtrack.
@LiamAnthony_
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't like Threads, mostly because I'm from Sheffield and it looked MUCH nicer in Threads than it does in real life.
@badmeme486
5 жыл бұрын
Apart from after the bomb
@bwc1976
3 жыл бұрын
Not for very long it didn't.
@river_brook
7 жыл бұрын
Showing Threads. To small children. Reminds me of when I read a magazine article about a guy who got mauled by a bear when I was a kiddo and the imagery of a bloody, grinning skull followed me through the rest of my years
@AndrewSmart32
8 жыл бұрын
The first box was packed in godalming, England. That's where I live!
@AtheistOrphan
8 жыл бұрын
Andrew Smart - Well someone has to I suppose .
@TPQ1980
8 жыл бұрын
Andrew Smart You must not like your town much.
@Inzolity
8 жыл бұрын
Yes! Love watching ashens eat potentially deadly foods.
@kraio-sfu
4 жыл бұрын
“There was a fizzing hiss, it’s full of snakes!” Botulism: 😶
@Luka1180
8 жыл бұрын
A/S stands for aktieselskab, which is a Danish and Norwegian word for a stock-based corporation. It could also be called our version of the Inc. the Danish and Norwegian version of Inc. or Ltd. based on how it's used at the end of a company's name, but it doesn't mean the same thing. Aktie literally translates to "stock" and selskab translates to "company."
@sharks3010
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Rot should have some live audience applause inserted whenever he turns up as he's a real fan favourite. Like when a cast member opens the door on the live sets of those American comedy dramas it turns out that Brad Pitt is the new mailman!
@Cat-ir8cy
7 жыл бұрын
Its been a while since I revisited this channel! NOSTALGIA!
@kakawyayo3478
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder what new life forms are growing under the couch cushions?
@CragScrambler
8 жыл бұрын
To be honest those SoS survival rations looked like they were in excellent condition, Datrex and lifeboat rations have that same colour, slightly sugary greasy feel and taste like crushed up ice cream wafers mixed into raw unsweetened cookie dough, even the crumbly texture is right, - source - I have several variations of them in my rations collection.
@vubhuhjkbhubohjb
6 жыл бұрын
Threads is the ultimate UK comedy, all 6 year old's should be made to watch it. Totally appropriate.
@dankmemes8479
3 жыл бұрын
We know what caused COVID now that water can left his house
@delphine2999
7 жыл бұрын
This is the best section of this channel. You should do this (eating ancient food ) every week.
@SirKulp
8 жыл бұрын
If you know anyone that works as a lab tech. I'd say try and get them to test the water,and maybe some other things. FOR SCIENCE!
@MediumRareOpinions
8 жыл бұрын
Does ashens have the required science skill to pass the skill check? If not he better have plenty of caps to hand.
@Bigrignohio
7 жыл бұрын
It's full of snakes! My new catch phrase.
@Zizumia
8 жыл бұрын
These things seem to be fresh forever in Fallout. "Why don't I just eat these 270 year old Sardines?"
@amperzand9162
8 жыл бұрын
*Opens can* Well, this is definitely a form of life that descended from the things that ate the sardines. Fuck it, they smell fine, NOM.
@MediumRareOpinions
8 жыл бұрын
Just look at Skyrim, hmm I'll just eat this potato I found I crypt filled with the living dead that was sealed thousands of years ago, I'm sure that's fresh right? Bethesda item spawning logic for you
@HelenaOfDetroit
8 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he mumbled "pray for mojo" LOL >.
@JakobeOG
4 жыл бұрын
Alright let's get this out onto a brown sofa... Nice!
@actorsnonactors
7 жыл бұрын
Many of them are fortified and fattened up with coconut or palm oil, and that just goes rancid. More of the new stuff is heat sealed and use less oils to stay fresher longer.
@AlisonBryen
8 жыл бұрын
Hehe...You gotta love the Ashens thought process... : "Hmmm...I've been horribly ill recently so now I'm just about well enough I'm going to eat some 46 year old shite!"!!!!
@vaultboy-repair6799
8 жыл бұрын
I'll stick to Iguana on a stick & Grilled radroach thanks 😉👍
@hannahridgeway4746
6 ай бұрын
I literally put your video on, put my phone in my pocket and listen to you as I go about my day 😂
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