I was waiting for him to realize that he had the rolex on his wrist
@hemlockolympic
6 жыл бұрын
Jawny Gash I would have cried laughing.
@broccodoggo8363
6 жыл бұрын
ikr I was waiting to have a cringe fest
@no1important777
6 жыл бұрын
>it was then i realised i had it on my wrist because i don't trust any of them. >mfw i just screamed about a watch still on my fucking wrist. >mfw i just burned all their presents. >mfw grandpa is still cool about everything.
@broccodoggo8363
6 жыл бұрын
top kek
@theemeraldblonde218
6 жыл бұрын
no1important Still deserved it
@elchompo9614
6 жыл бұрын
Never been so happy to hear about an aunt and grandma get traumatized
@victorbergstein3764
6 жыл бұрын
same
@MerryMaddMen
6 жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume you either A. Had an abusive aunt and grandma or /B/ (lol). Just thought they were annoying
@qwertyuiop2010
6 жыл бұрын
Wickedcracker Thieving family is the worst because its stuff stolen by the people youre suppost to trust the most, im glad they got what was coming to them
@daniele7989
6 жыл бұрын
Honestly I hoped for worse.
@marijuano6956
6 жыл бұрын
Buffsuki
@adanklobster6525
6 жыл бұрын
Anon:"This is where I keep my guns" Family: "we should bring the *_WHOLE_* family down here!"
@mythex2551
6 жыл бұрын
aunt: anon why are you loading your rifle right now ?
@an8bitcharacter665
6 жыл бұрын
anon: to demonstrate the power of the rifle, on you
@plznowsevr9690
5 жыл бұрын
Makes sense to me
@Allocution_TK
5 жыл бұрын
I honestly 100% would have loaded, chambered, and pointed. If everyone doesn't gtfo i'm going to start indiscriminately shooting. Gtfo out of my home, this moment forward, you're all unwelcome intruders. I really hate thieves, and i hate people with no respect for others.
@AritroVlogs
5 жыл бұрын
Aunt: you should tell me the password to your guns!!+11
@TheAradove
6 жыл бұрын
He let out his inner Batman on his family.
@peepoobeepoo5842
6 жыл бұрын
Justice is served
@butwhythough7831
6 жыл бұрын
If his aunt gave him anymore shit he would have the same number of relatives as Batman
@wawazaza1785
6 жыл бұрын
Where are they
@mr.cringekid5117
5 жыл бұрын
888th like
@devonsalas338
5 жыл бұрын
990 here
@ferrik1675
6 жыл бұрын
The Grinch but 100% justified.
@Trueface_15
5 жыл бұрын
The Grinch but armed
@justrandomboi4187
5 жыл бұрын
The grinch was justified he wanted peace and quiet and everybody in the village was driving cars made out of instruments and being loud as heck and being annoying
@nicomoron001
5 жыл бұрын
@@justrandomboi4187 soooo... he was just a real life grinch then?
@vanguardRailgun924
2 жыл бұрын
Also in the live action version the Who’s were assholes to him as a child so it was justified completely.
@sjbreal3224
2 жыл бұрын
I would 100% be his friend (I would still be terrified though)
@inversiold1751
6 жыл бұрын
Gramps’s old man smile makes me get the feels just thinking about it.
@Ike_of_pyke
6 жыл бұрын
Inversiol D it made me smile and get nice feels
@ryanblack8392
4 жыл бұрын
I would like but its 69
@theemeraldblonde218
6 жыл бұрын
8/10, would of been higher if he decked the Grandma
@supercool1312
6 жыл бұрын
TheEmeraldBlonde or shot em
@Cygnetbsf
6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the song, never hit your gradma with a shovel
@boblobchippymig5697
6 жыл бұрын
No, if Grandma got ran over by a reindeer it would have been perfect.
@matthewmcewen9274
6 жыл бұрын
+Boblob Chippymig I would have been pissed off if that was the ending.
@zolamastrike
5 жыл бұрын
5/7 would have been higher if you could do grammar
@schizophrenicgaming365
6 жыл бұрын
My dad had a relative like that. Tried to steal the house from my dad's mom. Really makes you wonder why murder is illegal.
@Poputrash
4 жыл бұрын
Murder is illegal ONLY if you get caught. So works thy world, me chum.
@ichaukan
4 жыл бұрын
Murder is perfectly level as long as you have enough Freedom™(money).
@velawesomeraptor5317
2 жыл бұрын
I have a cousin who’s life just crashed and burned as soon as she got out of high school. She stayed at my aunts and eventually tried to kick her out of her own house by suing her and attempting to evict her. Lovely family.
@giovanni9136
6 жыл бұрын
Punishment by Glorious Nugget
@Beansman-gp3ws
6 жыл бұрын
Tendies
@22slice
6 жыл бұрын
@mawthecringelord stfu normie
@chasekossenjans5186
6 жыл бұрын
Someone get Nugget from Kindergarten in here!
@conradovillegasalvarado6392
6 жыл бұрын
Baby Gulag 101
@PepetheSpaceCowboy
6 жыл бұрын
He represented himself *LIKE A GODDAMN MAN*
@RefinedSkye
6 жыл бұрын
I'm being 100% Serious. The deception of the family is 100% accurate to a family I knew when I was living a cheap Inn. I thought this about 4 Minutes in and started comparing from there and it fit perfectly. Granted this is only for the aunts, kids and grandma. But considering the kids age I could only assume that if they where the same family I saw them a few years later. Also "butt fuck nowhere" is a PERFECT match.
@Beansman-gp3ws
6 жыл бұрын
Where did you meet them?
@jetttamone3663
5 жыл бұрын
Story?
@PunishedCreepswork4
6 жыл бұрын
going to be breaking away from tard related stories for a bit. nice change of pace. also i dont have to do my tard voice as much.
@HankWilliamsJr4L
6 жыл бұрын
Punished Creepswork This channel needs to break away from the tard meta.
@christianbrautigam1864
6 жыл бұрын
I like the tard stories, but I would like to see some variation. Just use less of them, don't remove them entirely (Even if it's every 5th read that's better than not at all).
@squirrel2703
6 жыл бұрын
MOREEEEEE TARDSSSS
@yugimotou7416
6 жыл бұрын
Punished Creepswork i want more tendies papi
@rollingon5566
6 жыл бұрын
Punished Creepswork I'd love to see more shit like hackman or them types of stories
@geoffreywilson7008
6 жыл бұрын
You can't ruin Christmas for thieving goblinoids. They tore apart and devoured their fill of cheer many years ago. This was JUSTICE.
@howdoilogin
6 жыл бұрын
This is why you never tell your family where you live.
@preacherpayne1628
6 жыл бұрын
I desperately hope half of that actually happened.
@nerfinator6
6 жыл бұрын
It's Australia, I don't doubt that most of that happened.
@baron8107
6 жыл бұрын
Sergeant Methcake Nah, this has to be Florida.
@boogaloobarrel2677
6 жыл бұрын
this guy is definitly from wyoming the aunts are from florida
@Mikerobinson12
6 жыл бұрын
K
@Rinneganlean
6 жыл бұрын
@@boogaloobarrel2677 Wyoming doesn't exist.
@jerric1228
6 жыл бұрын
The fact that this guy sounds wealthy despite that genetic stock means he owes a lot to his dad and grandpa
@typhoon37351
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao okay buddy
@thescout5759
5 жыл бұрын
... you do realize the guy reading this did not actually write this right?
@1110-s1t
5 жыл бұрын
@@thescout5759 that's not relevant. The Anon, if this is true, must have gotten some good genes on his Y chromosome, OP is right. The aunts, which likely share a lot of his X genes are shit people, but the dad and granddad seem like good people, so it is likely that Anon gets it from them.
@BootyYeeter
2 жыл бұрын
@@thescout5759 I think he was referring to Anon/OP, not the narrator....
@spacecore5322
6 жыл бұрын
plot twist: his aunties didnt have the rolex and anon acted like an idiot
@piluex2
6 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: He had the Rolex on his wrist the whole time.
@TheMisterFox5559
6 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: his rolex is in reality a dragon dildo.
@Anthony-mu1kt
5 жыл бұрын
King Eric XV plot twist: his nugget was a shitty chinese knockoff
@gorkadon2414
6 жыл бұрын
ITS MAH FAVORITE CHRISTIAN UTUBER
@PunishedCreepswork4
6 жыл бұрын
no fucking cussing in this Christian comment section
@gorkadon2414
6 жыл бұрын
damn right!
@aushoppee4848
6 жыл бұрын
Vaneritt
@britishman5300
6 жыл бұрын
heck
@gorkadon2414
6 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS IT!?
@someoneelsedoit8706
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I know that feeling of god awful family who barely cares about eachother besides their hedonistic desires. Nice to hear a story where a little vengeance is played out.
@dempsey4212
2 жыл бұрын
One of the worst feelings
@CarrionKnight
6 жыл бұрын
This needs to be made into a movie
@donewiththeinternet
6 жыл бұрын
Enigma Random for sure hopefully they fix the audio issues the music is way too loud It broke my ears and I can't hear it.
@yugimotou7416
6 жыл бұрын
Enigma Random but audio to luod
@Stephillpotten
6 жыл бұрын
HBO made a TV series out of it, but it's so unfaithful because they decided making as many episodes as possible is more important than telling the story.
@CarrionKnight
6 жыл бұрын
TheBeetle no, I’m talking full on feature length film
@CarrionKnight
6 жыл бұрын
TheBeetle they made shriek into I think four movies? The original story is around 15 pages with like 16 words a page
@longschlongsilver7628
6 жыл бұрын
Now that's a good meme. If it's real, even better.
@baron8107
6 жыл бұрын
MaSTer_of _RagGNarÖk Eh, the bit with the cosmoline gives me doubts.
@ryanchungus8972
6 жыл бұрын
MaSTer_of _RagGNarÖk maybe partially true.
@the-real-big-vic7359
6 жыл бұрын
WHERES MY ROLEX
@lsswappedcessna
5 жыл бұрын
*" W H E R E ' S M Y R O L E X , B I T C H ? "*
@justrandomboi4187
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking Batman want s His watch back
@scottbruckner4653
4 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS SHE?!
@hummerskickass
6 жыл бұрын
His reaction and course of action was /k/ embodied. Ave Cubum Necis
@voidimperial1179
6 жыл бұрын
He managed to restrain the vengeful revenant of Ivan Chesnokov. Truly a hero, he could've gone full NKVD. Ave Nex Alea
@dallas8432
6 жыл бұрын
When I hear somebody is playing STALKER, "Cheeki Breeki?"
@yeetmaster-eb1xq
5 жыл бұрын
"cheeki breeki."
@FaithCat77
5 жыл бұрын
KONO DIO DA daily iv danke
@heresy8384
5 жыл бұрын
@@yeetmaster-eb1xq After I saw your name and profile pic, I was expecting your comment to say something like: You thought the protagonist of Stalker was Marked One. *But it was me, Strelok!*
@globohomoenjoyer69
6 жыл бұрын
I relate to this guy on so many levels that I am actually concerned.
@Byakko_Byakuya
6 жыл бұрын
AHHH! This is one of my favorite greentexts.
@nicolenass2084
5 жыл бұрын
STALKER blyat,never thought i would hear it again
@punishedchug3626
6 жыл бұрын
*LET IT OUT STALKER!*
@shawnburazer2941
6 жыл бұрын
Grandma another funeral needs your help- Preston Garvey
@moonfreak-5983
6 жыл бұрын
shawn burazer let me mark it on your map
@tayoramirez5006
Жыл бұрын
Christmas tradition to listen to this over the holidays
@LOUDFARTNOISES
6 жыл бұрын
Mah family time
@thehahaman1
6 жыл бұрын
God damn I haven't cheerd this hard at a story in a while then again I can relate to the family stealing shit from me
@5uperM
6 жыл бұрын
holy shit, I'm literally shacking.
@garyvte
6 жыл бұрын
SHEQ
@UltraWeebMaster
6 жыл бұрын
That grandpa sounds like a true bro, I wish I knew someone like him.
@messijaffa2693
6 жыл бұрын
I was expecting that he ended up killing the aunts about the watch then realizing he was wearing it the whole time
@ytazzy5800
6 жыл бұрын
You stole my watch, now comes the punishment.
@miamimarauder6430
6 жыл бұрын
This is too relatable. Change the aunts and grandmother to Step Brother Step Sister and Step Mom and its accurate
@piersonlaplante6921
6 жыл бұрын
He revealed his power level.
@jaythatguyyouknow5135
6 жыл бұрын
I laughed, I cried tears of joy, I cheered. It was a great story. I felt this mans glorious accomplishment myself. Fuck yea
@christian171
6 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMMIT CYNTHIA
@TheCompleteMental
6 жыл бұрын
I love how it goes from 0 to 100 then back to 0
@voss_3207
3 жыл бұрын
3 years later and I still love how pessimistic he is
@mantlemoky5744
6 жыл бұрын
I know I am not the only one that imagined the aunts as Patty and Selma
@psyche1526
4 жыл бұрын
Naw, I did too.
@BarelyDecentProduction
6 жыл бұрын
happy new year buddy, hope this year your channel wont get terminated again
@PunishedCreepswork4
6 жыл бұрын
i'm going to be using every trick int he anti algorithm book .
@james_luigi6366
5 жыл бұрын
My dude here needs to remember, his house, his rules. You never violate the space that is one's man cave. It is a place for peace, relaxation, enjoyment, and sometimes the occasional sex and make out session
@ciancaffrey7375
6 жыл бұрын
*_MUh fAmiLY_*
@JoFrBl
6 жыл бұрын
i'm reminded of a movie quote with this story. " garbage day!"
@ayushp.5395
3 жыл бұрын
man. OPs gotta be really happy to have his grandpa.
@NathamelCamel
6 жыл бұрын
Wait, this is either set in Florida or Australia... both implausible because he talks about the outback, which is in Aus, but Australian gun laws are extremely strict (except in North West Territories which are less strict but still strict) and I doubt that anyone who has a gun would use it so liberally. Also it's summa here mate so it wouldn't be cold
@NathamelCamel
6 жыл бұрын
Also Denny's
@leroy1154
2 жыл бұрын
The only thing that suggests Australia is the outback reference. Everything else (mom, gasoline, Dennys) suggests it's not Australia.
@MerryMaddMen
6 жыл бұрын
🎵YOU'RE A MEAN ONE! MR. ANON!! YOU REALLY GOT REVENGE!!!🎵
@Anon-mu8re
6 жыл бұрын
It was justified though.
@MerryMaddMen
6 жыл бұрын
An on I never said it wasn't
@MistCellaneous-5
6 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm not going to lie though, Anon's the life story about his family sounds like ass but it's relatable. I had an aunt that literally would steal everything from Bank codes, to a photograph, hell I even heard one time that she actually was able to steal almost $150 from my mom by convincing that some cheap jewelry that she was wearing was real. I'm not going to lie though, there's a point in life where family really does suck and the only true people out there that you should consider family are people that make you happy and who actually love and respect you. I sometimes wonder if the concept of family nowadays actually is just another term for "get a lot of free s*** during Christmas"
@sweaspurdoddd5466
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I hide ALL my shit when my family comes over for this shit.
@mdflonline
5 жыл бұрын
This deserves a Hallmark adaptation this Christmas season.
@tomoburd6104
6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS VERRY SATISFYING
@Ayden_B
6 жыл бұрын
I’ll take “Its good, but this shit didn’t happen” for $500, Alex
@pikminfreak0011
6 жыл бұрын
Due to 4chan being 4chan I don't doubt that none of this ever happened... But because our messed-up world is our messed-up world, I also wouldn't be surprised at all if it did. Either way though, those trashy aunts got what they deserved, real people or not.
@callan6499
6 жыл бұрын
probably fake seeing as the guy had more than 1 gun in Australia.
@lifeunderlockdown2935
6 жыл бұрын
Denny's is in Australia now? Basements are in Australia now? Warm living room and a fireplace in Australia for Christmas? It's 30+ degrees (100+ Fahrenheit).
@hihowareyou4087
5 жыл бұрын
It can be real 4channers don’t have wifes
@enbyenbyenby8579
6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU
@PunishedCreepswork4
6 жыл бұрын
i can't.....there's someone else.
@Greensmilyy
Жыл бұрын
Still listening to this classic on 12/29/22 good stuff!
@MerryMaddMen
6 жыл бұрын
THIS SHOULD BE A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!!
@sakuyaizayoi8528
4 жыл бұрын
The saddest part is that people like this is that families like this actually exist. I wouldn't be surprised if most, if not all of this was real say for a few exaggerations which come with every story of this nature
@diggenFORpennys
6 жыл бұрын
epic lol my guy, epic lol (haha)
@vita6908
6 жыл бұрын
lol i agree dude, very epic lol hahaha
@907norseman
5 жыл бұрын
If this were a movie, i'd watch it daily
@s.sradon9782
3 жыл бұрын
What a relatable protagonist
@surf9734
6 жыл бұрын
Music was too loud.
@burnburn9372
6 жыл бұрын
That was the most amazing story I've ever heard I am in awe, I am just amazed. Perfect tone, perfect spoken word, gosh that brings me back to when I was 16, really shit family reunion. But again fuckin great
@randonumba
6 жыл бұрын
wish i had this dudes life. my own house, minifridge, guns, good ass PC with tons of consoles etc etc.
@Lewis82100
6 жыл бұрын
best part of the story is he went back to playing stalker.
@glitchscribe
6 жыл бұрын
This is why we need to be able to hit women
@yeeturmcbeetur8197
6 жыл бұрын
glitchscribe who said u can’t?
@chairman_quartz8402
6 жыл бұрын
Logan Landry my payroll officer
@rileyellis5951
6 жыл бұрын
Quartz Stone it's parole btw, not payroll lol.
@chairman_quartz8402
6 жыл бұрын
Riley Ellis my parole officer also said don't mudulate people who correct me
@joshdallas3535
6 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you mean mulilate?...
@jamesgeorge7579
6 жыл бұрын
3:14 I'm totally on this guys side. 3:15, this guy's a terrible person.
@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds a bit too much like something I would do if I was this pissed.
@nekomaru856
6 жыл бұрын
As someone with an asshole family, this is prolly the best christmas story I've ever heard
@carlosspiceyweiner740
5 жыл бұрын
This story is so satisfying, you go anon
@alexcavazos3341
6 жыл бұрын
"Mentions STALKER" automatically like
@TedBronson1918
6 жыл бұрын
Creepswork - I love the Tard stories and I love the other ones too. Keep doing the Tard stories, but do them as part of a cycle with the others. I'd hate to see you get fed up with doing them altogether. You do good work and the stories usually make me laugh, which is the main reason I subscribed (thanks for those laughs, by the way) Keep up the good work and Happy New Year !
@thekimalavida8531
6 жыл бұрын
Every time I imagine the aunts I imagine that gross boss from deadrising you know the one at the buffet in the mall
@grimmy6447
4 жыл бұрын
*DAAAARRRRLEEEEENEEEEEEE*
@nyoom7495
6 жыл бұрын
You sound like Batman. Subbed.
@kimurain6956
6 жыл бұрын
Oh that one sniper that kills the quest giving npc since he doesn't have the presence of mind to get out to the way
@Vincent-pd9vo
6 жыл бұрын
Cheeki breeki my friend
@SireSalty_
5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think my family is annoying but this story just made me appreciate my family a whole lot more, one of my uncles who is a great guy experienced what happened to the uncle in the story and gets treated like shit by his ex wife even though he never did anything. This goes out to the person who told this story, I hope you have a great Christmas this season and I hope you never have to deal with your shitty family ever again. I sincerely hope you get to spend time with your family from Melbourne and enjoy a nice, relaxing, Christmas family gathering during 2018. Sincerely, a humble youtube commenter
@playernotfound7860
4 жыл бұрын
Do you know why the poeple who made the English language made the words for "relatives" and "family" seperate, instead of making them one and the same? People like them and situations like that, where while they may be related to you, they sure as all seven layers of hell don't act like your family, treat you like family or even deserve to be your family.
@jacoba1470
5 жыл бұрын
You had guns. You had the opportunity.
@bonbonbonbonbonbon6288
5 жыл бұрын
A grade narration this episode. 👌🏼
@valjester8342
5 жыл бұрын
Your voice is the embodiment of chilliness and badasness in one sound.
@karenarmao3024
6 жыл бұрын
It's the most beautiful and brutal greentext ever
@chrisparkhurst5158
4 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even have to be real. If you grew up poor or had poor trash as family, this is relatable AF. And even if he didn't do what he said he did, we've all had those thoughts and desires in our head
@KoltiraMemeweaver
6 жыл бұрын
Damn. I grew up in a dysfunctional family and abused, but anon's family would piss me the fuck off too.
@BlackFlagHeathen
5 жыл бұрын
I can’t hear the voice you did for the aunts and grandma without laughing. 😂😂😂
@themightiestofbooshes9443
5 жыл бұрын
>finally found that one sniper everyone was talking about I resonate with this on every fucking level. I know EXACTLY what anon is talking about. It's almost as if that sniper experienced that Christmas with anon. I will cherish it forever.
@memesrdreams4854
6 жыл бұрын
Praise the nugget.
@nightowl5713
6 жыл бұрын
Someone explain what a nugget is, al, I got was it is a Russian rifle never heard of it before
@PunishedCreepswork4
6 жыл бұрын
google.
@nightowl5713
6 жыл бұрын
Punished Creepswork found it it’s a mosin-nagant, sounds like nugget, bit of a strange slang
@VenomSnakee
6 жыл бұрын
Mosin nagant which was one of the main bolt-action rifles for the Russians from late WW1 all the way up to around the Cold War. It is cheap to get (for a rifle) and it is notorios for how rugged it is.
@callan6499
6 жыл бұрын
Moist-Nugget is the slang for a Mosin-Nagant.
@NeoShot
6 жыл бұрын
night owl I thought "nugget" meant a large poop
@yerlocaljacc8461
2 жыл бұрын
"i just wanna go back to my cave and play stalker" me too buddy.. me too
@michaelwave4668
6 жыл бұрын
Wow best christmas ever
@hanalekauhaahaa7713
6 жыл бұрын
Batman narrarates now
@LOUDFARTNOISES
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Creepswork!
@flawlessbinary7449
6 жыл бұрын
muh = maah
@stefan7745
6 жыл бұрын
You my good sir are an incredible story teller
@trevorstrope4549
6 жыл бұрын
Would have let off a few rounds but ammunition is expensive more expensive then a car door
@ThePlasmicAlchemist
5 жыл бұрын
I hope those good-for-nothing aunts and grandma were never invited back to Anon's house under any circumstance whatsoever. Great story!
@the_honkler778
5 жыл бұрын
*notices watch that his father gave him on his death bed was missing* _Doom Slayer mode: activated_
@goblin6037
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Honkler Very good
@beginned2389
5 жыл бұрын
thank God my parents are both only childs and my grandma can't move without help of others
@joshdaly7599
6 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my new favourite greentexts - OP was a fucking bro
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