Hearing "cute animal shaped kawaii foods" in his monotone voice made my day 😂
@bergmik
Жыл бұрын
"i spilled spot remover on my dog and he turned super kawaii desu :3"
@yuttuts3656
Жыл бұрын
Bot
@kzkhslov_
Жыл бұрын
@@bergmik:3
@cody3335
Жыл бұрын
@@yuttuts3656blot
@bredaspacapan6118
Жыл бұрын
He actualy has a more cheerful tone this time, i noticed something was not as usual 😂
@cheridoris
Жыл бұрын
That rice bear made me laugh so hard bro never fails to make food into a nightmare 💀💀
@tropistan7735
9 ай бұрын
That bear sent me like nothing has in months. 💀💀
@Anonymous_Gambito
2 ай бұрын
I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid of dislocating my ribs
@cait8480
15 күн бұрын
that was like a slow-motion car crash, the second he decided to go for the round eyes i knew we were in for some nightmare fuel
@Dawn-u1h
Жыл бұрын
future is the kind of guy to look at a wall and say, “I have a new video idea.”
@FutureCanoe
Жыл бұрын
true story
@aperson.a
Жыл бұрын
@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt
@SAINTWW
Жыл бұрын
@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt
@dimsun7
Жыл бұрын
@@FutureCanoe yrots eurt
@kalakittenblond8401
Жыл бұрын
@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt
@c_m_dylan8150
Жыл бұрын
11:53 When I tell you I wheezed! This is supposed to be family friendly 😂😂
@zaheensonofktm2881
14 күн бұрын
same
@warmeggtm
Жыл бұрын
Chad the mighty bear defeating the log wielding kaiju at the end was the most cinematic experience of my life
@Dia17ch
Жыл бұрын
And he even had the nerve to put a skip message for the weirdness as if most of us wouldn't enjoy it 😹
@Fujitsu_Scanner
4 ай бұрын
Chad curb stomps like a champ
@lycus3568
Жыл бұрын
It amazes me how he never fails to make the results look cursed
@MarcAmengual
Жыл бұрын
😂
@berl1n866
Жыл бұрын
3:22 A fucking woodo doll😭
@purvashabalki1964
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@bruhzzer
22 күн бұрын
voodoo*
@berl1n866
21 күн бұрын
@@bruhzzer my bad
@jasonjaeger7383
Жыл бұрын
This is the only yt channel that consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry, and I love it
@Tiger_Lightning_Music
Жыл бұрын
Literally this guy is one of the funniest people I’ve seen on here cracks me up 😂
@yesyeahyes1
10 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@tropistan7735
9 ай бұрын
I don't know why but the knife under the bear's blanket sent me. Ten solid minutes of choking, throat hurting, I'm dying kind of laughter.
@dowie8678
Жыл бұрын
9:37 This guy must be protected at all costs. No man can be this adorable
@missladypotato
Ай бұрын
Fr, I love him, he's too cute for this world 😭💖
@rienneda
Ай бұрын
THEN WHY IS HIS WEE WEE OUT 😭😭😭😭
@cyphre
Жыл бұрын
Sure hope musclebear Chad takes off as a viral recipe. We need more body positivity in the baking space.
@cracuss31n52
Жыл бұрын
How is using steroids body positivity? Clearly muscle bear Chad uses steroids, have you seen his apology video recently?
@justduro1527
Жыл бұрын
@@cracuss31n52 It was just a woopsy doosy
@WhimsicalGobelin
Жыл бұрын
@@justduro1527 It was just a goof, a laugh, like haha why aren't you laughing
@cracuss31n52
Жыл бұрын
@@WhimsicalGobelin No no I am laughing, I was just enhancing the joke a little. Because obviously a teddy bear buns can't take steroids and made an apology video about it.
@WhimsicalGobelin
Жыл бұрын
@@cracuss31n52 I was making a reference to a moistcritikal meme
@harvy174
3 ай бұрын
10:05 Bruh literally just tasted the tip 😂
@gabe_rz
Жыл бұрын
he somehow managed to make the “cute foods” look radioactive…
@BeastGamerz281
10 ай бұрын
He lives in Chernobyl
@RusedaHerod-mf2zp
8 ай бұрын
WILD 💀
@ajaytripathi8320
7 ай бұрын
I think the bear was cute ...the carrot smile was adorable lol😅
@arghyaprotimhalder5592
3 ай бұрын
It's very normal when he's cooking
@Chaotic_evil_duck
20 күн бұрын
It's all in the lighting
@fakenails
Жыл бұрын
He nails the Wellington, but botches this. 😂 It's like Gorden over making grilled cheese sandwich. 😅
@iristzy
9 ай бұрын
3:44 why does the blanket have a terrified expression 😭
@bestpriest2224
28 күн бұрын
Oh shit I see it.
@ron_sr1218
Жыл бұрын
FutureCanoe never fails ruining my day with his uploads 🥰
@alext6933
Жыл бұрын
Let's not turn this into pyro's KZitem comments section, oh too late
@ron_sr1218
Жыл бұрын
@@alext6933 his comment section just makes fun of his hair every video
@haramunia9111
Жыл бұрын
Futurecanoe’s comments section about to look like WestJett’s
@louisquartersson4555
Жыл бұрын
69.
@louisquartersson4555
Жыл бұрын
i like licking Dic
@n1kolodian
Жыл бұрын
I think I finally understand this channel. It infuriates me to see mistakes I've personally made while cooking in the past, and fully knowing how to correct them. But instead we have to sit and watch the horror unfold. Its like some form of torture you can't look away from.
@bubblegumplastic
Жыл бұрын
I think you'd also enjoy anti chef
@31indujak14
11 ай бұрын
@@bubblegumplasticthat guy is frustrating to look at he looks like he's digging his own grave while cooking . Future canoe makes cooking fun
@Ssjvaca
Жыл бұрын
Despite your cooking shortcomings and food taken from the nearest nuclear waste place, I think you're a really good cook, and what's best is that you're honest too.
@pessien8474
2 ай бұрын
I know I'm late but his shorts show his actual skill,
@Ssjvaca
2 ай бұрын
@@pessien8474 I've been here since day 1 I think I got a pretty good grasp of his skill
@Hamzzter
8 ай бұрын
4:06 radioactive psychopath bear 😭🫶🏻
@darnwrong794
Жыл бұрын
The rice frying just gets worse and worse and he just keeps going instead of starting over LOL
@technolink3012
Жыл бұрын
I loved all of these lol but the fight with the overly muscular bear and the otter was too good 💀 rip otter 😭
@sphinxtheater
Жыл бұрын
FutureCanoe is really pumping videos out. Love it!
@JKFOOTBALL.cc1
Жыл бұрын
pumping them into me 😫
@youtubeur
Жыл бұрын
@@JKFOOTBALL.cc1bros down bad 💀
@louisquartersson4555
Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeurBro is down tafuk not down bad
@sushi_maknae
Жыл бұрын
6:36 the bunny looks like it was forced to be on that plate😂😂😂
@thecookingcat5140
Жыл бұрын
futurecanoe: censors dumbbell also futurecanoe: 11:48
@karameleklair3745
6 ай бұрын
4:47 Wow, You must really like eating carrots as soon as you wake up!
@d0rs4fgetznosleep77
Жыл бұрын
11:48 what an interesting fight
@mikasaackerman8682
Ай бұрын
7:25 when enough love is demonstrated pour in the egg whites 😂😂
@5dashes
Жыл бұрын
That muscle *bear* really "curb stomped" that sea *otter* 💦
@mathisfps
Жыл бұрын
Not my proudest moment tbh but hey
@kuru-chan6644
Жыл бұрын
ill show you whos the boss of this gym
@T3NSH11__
5 ай бұрын
SEEING HIM PLAY WITH FOOD IS ADORABLE 😭
@itschrissyx
Жыл бұрын
Hey man, don't forget to take some time to yourself. Noticed that your contents become significantly more frequent (presumably due to the quick channel growth, to which I say congrats👏) but do be mindful of burnout lol. Regardless your works appreciated
@frayerlewis5292
Жыл бұрын
🙄 Simp 😂
@vertraeumtemoewe
6 ай бұрын
@@frayerlewis5292what wrong with you xD
@toichey
Жыл бұрын
I love the fight between the brioche buns! So amazing!
@asmasalah993
Жыл бұрын
You've outdone yourself with this one, pretty funny. Nice job team 👏🏻
@darrengordon-hill
Жыл бұрын
yEEAAAh
@Phoca_Vitulina
Жыл бұрын
The killer bear made me laugh so hard I started coughing, which sucks cause I've been coughing a lot being sick, but it was just too funny. This video was hilarious and creative, thank you
@znation4434
Жыл бұрын
Wow this is the earliest I've ever been. Just wanted to say that you've reignited my love for cooking, and made it entertaining while doing so. Thanks!
@medoalrees4902
Жыл бұрын
10:58 don’t hide it i already saw it
@Songoku-fb2ck
9 ай бұрын
ITS A CO-
@xoudrion2775
Жыл бұрын
Canoe quickly became my favorite food influencer and my opinion is not changing at all
@leviismyoppa967
8 ай бұрын
I had literal tears during the heart omlete. 😂😂😂
@devingarrett5800
Жыл бұрын
"It never folds into a perfect omelet when i want it to..." that's a real moment we can ALL relate to.
@thetrashgoblin
4 ай бұрын
My wife laughed so hard at the bear having a knife she almost died laughing. I hope you're happy
@YukiNaom1
3 ай бұрын
7:06 caught me off guard-
@CallMeEchoNow
Жыл бұрын
that bear is nightmare fuel. (edit: the first bear) how did I get 250+ likes…. what..??
@RazorRamonMachismo
Жыл бұрын
looks like a murder scene straight outta compton
@popsicle8694
Жыл бұрын
which one
@CallMeEchoNow
Жыл бұрын
@@popsicle8694 which..? There’s more than one bear..?
@c_m_dylan8150
Жыл бұрын
@@CallMeEchoNowthe first bear I'm assuming
@rylenstuffsv2
Жыл бұрын
1st one is 5/10 cause I'm gonna eat all the nightmare out of it before it gets me
@DYLAN1TV
Жыл бұрын
3:39 bro made dobby
@Jona-cn3le
6 ай бұрын
He really did!
@Jona-cn3le
6 ай бұрын
6:10 lThe bunny looks good
@TheTonels
Жыл бұрын
3:56 that’s not a bear, that’s a bour
@arcane8773
Жыл бұрын
3:22 that bear looks RADIOACTIVE, jesus I am in tears
@itsmilan4069
Жыл бұрын
4:02 curse of chucky
@mariolorenzo5990
Жыл бұрын
Once again he never fails to make me feel demotivated to cook 💪💪💪
@kshitijjha6573
10 ай бұрын
I have so many questions. 4:17 Why does this bean has a creepy serial killer vibe? 4:51 Why was a carrot in your bedroom FutureCanoe? 5:09 Position!? 9:42 Lizard? It looks lowkey like cursed tar slime though. 10:02 You just had to take a bite out of it, didn't you? 10:56 Does you kawaii translate to yandere? 10:58 Just why Canoe. Why! And it fell off too. 12:09 It was fun though.
@friedrichathenes2013
27 күн бұрын
Finally someone else wondering about that carrot!!!
@kassandar
10 ай бұрын
I can’t stop watching these videos. I just love your sense of humor.
@Keirenkun
6 ай бұрын
It’s great to see someone else play with the food and have fun, so much more relatable and better to watch
@OnyxMoneyDrops
9 ай бұрын
I can’t express how much I enjoy your comedy. You have a really funny delivery on all your corny jokes so that I always laugh. Please never change
@sushi_maknae
Жыл бұрын
3:31 there is a episode of Mr bean were teddy gets kidnapped and replace by some creepy bear................it's giving that☠️☠️
@ivankemerovo12
28 күн бұрын
What episode?
@badboychuch
Жыл бұрын
1:36 that rice is darker than my future 💀
@Cocaine4kids69s
11 ай бұрын
It's just as dark as me!
@ZaliahDread
5 ай бұрын
@@Cocaine4kids69sas bla- dark as my brother!
@umbrellacorp.
5 ай бұрын
8:05 Yeah I sometimes go Super Saiyan when my pan sticks too. 🍳😂
@HeyitsBri_
Жыл бұрын
For the bear, I’ll give it a 3 because it looks like a Mogwai. Still pretty cute just don’t feed it after midnight or get it wet. I named him Fruit Loop
@Yipper64
8 ай бұрын
8:25 oh its the Doug Doug otter!
@Jay0.7
8 ай бұрын
Rosa‼️‼️
@hihello3204
Жыл бұрын
for your brioche, egg wash with a whole egg beaten well with like 2tbsp water. You can egg wash multiple times for a more consistent finish
@papas182
Жыл бұрын
10:47 y u censored the space ship?🤭
@jjsm420
Жыл бұрын
i have a crush on a man that i’ve never seen the face of. his personality is so funny and cute at the same time, the “thank you” at the end of every video always sounds do sincere, his speaking tone is just so relaxed and vibey MARRY ME ALREADY DAMN IT
@HITARIX
Жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for you.
@hotkfclover6169
Жыл бұрын
Usually when I behave like that every woman and men stay away
@jjsm420
Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN SIMP IN PEACE CAUSE PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WITH ANYTHING 💀💀💀💀 CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT SOMEONE NOW A DAYS 😭😭😭😭 the same people that say everyone’s a snowflake now too💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@hotkfclover6169
Жыл бұрын
@@jjsm420 simp as long as you wish, not that anybody found your house and wrote simp on your window with something
@jjsm420
Жыл бұрын
@@hotkfclover6169 is that a threat!?
@noush4835
Жыл бұрын
7:56 love of bro's life died in an accident more terrifying than that egg
@dlaBerAuoY
Жыл бұрын
awhh thats so considerate of you to make a dumbell for muscle bear 🥰😊
@siesta_evening
4 ай бұрын
7:12 Second round of wot?..........Breakfast!❤
@sussyamogus211
Жыл бұрын
11:30 Is based on real events.
@tyranitanth6956
Жыл бұрын
Since finding this channel I've become addicted to beating it on the sofa for some strange reason 😂 But really tho, love every video and I've tried a few recipes out now, feel like most of them have had that struggle meal vibe but I've been improving fairly well
@marukomanda6815
Жыл бұрын
"Ethnically-inclusive Bear" 😂
@elucified
Жыл бұрын
*inclusive lol
@pampoovey6722
Жыл бұрын
'FutureCanoe buys a teflon pan" video required.
@fitzyizgood
Жыл бұрын
I was anxiously waiting for a good instagram post for this video. any reaction from any of these dishes were going to be golden
@imarie5845
Жыл бұрын
Gotta say, Im proud of futurecanoe as his followers are growing insanely fast within just couple of months. Its crazy that he blew up on tiktok and now hes gaining 100k followers in 1 week on youtube. Been supporting you since feb and always anticipate your new vids! Love your content man!
@madamebellaparker4978
Жыл бұрын
You are awesome and one of my favourite chef KZitemrs.
@Quencyisalmostgone
Жыл бұрын
4:20 you shouldve put some b...ketchup on the knive too hahaha
@adrianmarc5430
Жыл бұрын
5:30 It helps to peel the eggs under running water or in a bowl of it.
@justlavinder
Жыл бұрын
11:17 that looks like a lobster
@mountcrushmorebears6074
Жыл бұрын
Second grade humor meets monotone genius dry humor. Unadulterated comedy. You’re going places kid! Love it! Tane out of tane.
@railasvuo
Жыл бұрын
This channel is growing fast. Congratulations. Cute animals
@TheLindagdetroit
4 ай бұрын
This might be my favorite one yet!
@rashi4553
Жыл бұрын
It's incredible how the amount of effort he puts is inversely proportional to how disastrous the outcome's gonna be💀
@SodiePopples99
9 ай бұрын
"So, basically, the body composition of an active user of steroids." **Liver King Appears** 10:33
@TylerShowers
11 ай бұрын
not a single soul skipped to 11:53
@lainiwakura3741
Жыл бұрын
3:12 goat eyes
@aurorafrestadius
Жыл бұрын
The cute otter brioche destroyed me 😂😂😂 I love it!!!
@aurorafrestadius
Жыл бұрын
This was also like your best video so far! I just can't, love your content!
@kuba_g_2062
Жыл бұрын
"Help me father, i crave medical attention" -Bear 2023
@burntriceface
Жыл бұрын
His first successful boiled egg peel.... a historical moment guys
@motakuw_2906
Жыл бұрын
10:38 the steroids bit always gets me 😂
@Rakiluyk
Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting a halloween episode in September.
@watashiwawatashidesu
7 ай бұрын
I never laught so much during a cooking video, thank you
@Lunneus
Жыл бұрын
this was definitely the strangest video on this channel i hope it happens again lmao
@PeridotNYA
4 ай бұрын
Rice Bear is the nightmare having a nightmare but he is smiling through it. 😭. CUTE
@uzee2257
Жыл бұрын
had a really busy day today. Your video just made my day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that bear with a pink sausage 😂😂😂😂
@herressen1271
3 ай бұрын
the bear looks happy bc after hours of suffering hes finally dead and mustnt endure the torture futurecanoe puts him through
@plebisMaximus
Жыл бұрын
The killer bear's named Frederic and you can't convince me otherwise. Just feels right.
@josephflores2293
Ай бұрын
All the subtle bread flashes and half ass editing out made my day lol
@nurzahan2910
Жыл бұрын
Your execution of cocaine bear was pretty accurate 🐻🐼i liked the boiled egg ones better 👌 thn your destroyed heart shape omelet really shows how you care for us😌and yeah your haunted baymax brioche bun 😈 looked good with his upside down buddy maxbay!! All together nicee job team👌👌
@SoundBy_
8 ай бұрын
the little giggle he made after the otter chesse joke was Kawai
@K.Maroon
Жыл бұрын
I googled "Bear and Otter doing dirty stuff" and now I'm here
@taktika4764
Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time lmao, that is the best cooking video on the internet
@NoManOdysseus
Жыл бұрын
I deeply appreciate your ability to show "close enough" substitutions - I'm so averse to going off-recipe at all that I don't make some food I want to try making because I can't justify the "one-off" cost of buying something I'm only going to use for the one recipe. Might actually try making some stuff and using the leftovers to sub in different recipes.
@yoshi658
11 ай бұрын
just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder with the bear he makes the otter
@maevedeava8207
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for these videos they never fail to make my day
@jaikacuz
Жыл бұрын
the sleeping bear looks like a crime scene 😭😭😭
@len_was_real8191
Жыл бұрын
3:50 the bear should be named fredison jr
@Sangramoire
Жыл бұрын
The face reveal in this video was really unexpected
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