"All crime is legal" Me: Enters the only employee room
@josefpickles3348
3 жыл бұрын
enter the teachers lounge
@esalvador4197
3 жыл бұрын
WOAH WOAH WOAH WAYYYYY TOO ILLEGAL BRUH
@welcometovibespace5596
3 жыл бұрын
OMG THATS ANOTHER LEVEL
@leifabianhidajat4872
3 жыл бұрын
@John Arat I think you missed something here...
@yuh2237
3 жыл бұрын
@John Arat theyre joking 😶 but you ruined it
@youth7064
4 жыл бұрын
*murderers watching this be like:* *interesting*
@thehomiedan6378
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mongolwarrior3425
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, intresting it is *Not a murderer 100*
@youth7064
4 жыл бұрын
@@mongolwarrior3425 *yeah*
@victorr7817
4 жыл бұрын
*Interesting*
@vanillasweet4749
4 жыл бұрын
@@victorr7817 all might your hero
@yeager1957
3 жыл бұрын
Surviving a horror movie by going into the woods alone at night? This is literally the only situation where that’s a good idea
@MrSFblack
3 жыл бұрын
Until you're spotted by a wild animal that's looking at you like lunch meat
@bamp9497
3 жыл бұрын
Unless ur living in cahgio with siren head
@swayzee5473
3 жыл бұрын
I would hide underground,
@ellicerslavic
3 жыл бұрын
Katniss Everdeen style sleep up a tree
@incelvillain1253
3 жыл бұрын
In the second purge movie, some of the purgers were shown with dogs. Their dogs would probably be able to find you in the woods.
@larceny6766
3 жыл бұрын
Big tip: You would probably want to hide all of your things in case someone goes on a robbery spree. It will be very bad if you leave your home for the purge and then come back to all your things absolutely obliterated/gone. There is no way to hide your entire home, but at least hiding your things could be a lifesaver for the days after the purge.
@carpedm9846
4 жыл бұрын
Me, bringing a knife gun to a gun fight: *Heres a little lesson in trickery*
@kennethwilliams2157
4 жыл бұрын
_This is going down in history_
@emcasey5738
4 жыл бұрын
oh how the turntables
@seoul_soul7501
4 жыл бұрын
oh how the turns have tabled
@fritz6428
4 жыл бұрын
Bayonet bowie knife
@DS-xy7bu
4 жыл бұрын
You brought a knife gun to a gun knife fight
@samanthadegroot7749
3 жыл бұрын
I can not POSSIBLY be the only one who thought “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight” “I D I D N ‘ T”
@alterate9138
3 жыл бұрын
Don't bring a knife to gun fight, unless your knife shoots.
@soupisok8750
3 жыл бұрын
@@alterate9138 B A L L I S T IC K N I F E
@nightstar6179
3 жыл бұрын
Correct me if im wrong, dosent the knife gun shoot the blade. I think ive seen that before
@ultrahydrix4084
3 жыл бұрын
@@nightstar6179 it shoots one bullet i think, it’s a Russian weapon that the spetsnaz used, only issue is that to aim it you effectively have to point the blade towards your eye
@Toadybread
3 жыл бұрын
How? BECAUSE I’M BATMAN
@RabuHina
3 жыл бұрын
Interesting points. I've always thought if the purge was going to happen (in Canada), and if I had the money, I'd plan my trip out of the city a few weeks in advance, put money aside for the trip out of the city and transfer it into another bank. Once that is done pack some clothing and important documents, and head out and not return for a few weeks after the purge. Another way to survive the purge is to join a hospital as a volunteer. Hospitals are considered off limits and anyone there has to sign a contract of sorts giving up their right to purge that night if they're working.
@RabuHina
3 жыл бұрын
@@parflourcarbon Hospitals are a safe zone. And any doctors and nurses on duty must have to sign a contract giving up their right to purge that night if they are working. Basically anyone working in the hospital would have to. This is mentioned in the TV show or one of the movies that it's an unwritten that those places remain untouched
@smb.
2 жыл бұрын
@@RabuHina I thought it was cuz doctors and nurses gotta purge too. But they don’t want them doing shit like overdosing ppl and basically wasting meds for the hcps actually working 💀
@spinolover124
Жыл бұрын
imagine Canadian purge. it would just be 2 people saying. stab me first, no after you!
@GYM829
3 жыл бұрын
"Bank of America what can we do for you?" "Im here to rob you..." *"Right this way, sir"*
won't the bank ppl be able to kill the robbers and get away ?
@bhdrumr3125
2 жыл бұрын
@@h.hyunjin149 they can already
@JayDaRipperr
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine hiding in a dumpster and you hear a group walk by and say lets start a dumpster fire😭😭😭😭
@richardchargingcloud6590
5 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks for the laugh
@Dejuain1
5 жыл бұрын
Do you know how hard I just laid here and hollared 😂😂😂😂
@21slumped
5 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@SammiLaRo11
5 жыл бұрын
😳😳😳😳Lmfaooooo
@jr30yt58
5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Parker 🤣🤣🤣
@the_crescent_moon
5 жыл бұрын
"All crime is legal during the purge, so you can lie on your taxes" Yoshi: **happiness noises**
@relevantjay7617
5 жыл бұрын
m1nt_ how do you lie on your taxes
@Mavrik9000
5 жыл бұрын
Could you file during the purge? Probably not allowed. 🙁
@PennyS9000
5 жыл бұрын
One rule : don't purge
@oneask1
5 жыл бұрын
It happened
@jake1173
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mavrik9000 watch the video
@joeearl95
3 жыл бұрын
The perfectly timed ad breaks are so unbelievably satisfying
@eater_of_garbage_
3 жыл бұрын
Until you remember they're ads
@emsie127
3 жыл бұрын
i know right
@Mushibuu
3 жыл бұрын
That’s so annoying because I just got yt premium and the first video I watch it this so I can’t even see :(
@MCR-ye6nb
3 жыл бұрын
The second they would say the purge would be a real thing I'm just moving out of the country permanently
@goaway1148
3 жыл бұрын
I know right, there are so many movies where the mc's problems could be solved by just getting outta America but it's like they don't even know there are other countries
@veganlasagna325
3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of people without passports or are too poor to even move to Canada.
@rachelcookie321
3 жыл бұрын
@@veganlasagna325 I mean anyone in the middle or upper class can afford to move and that’s a significant portion of the population. It’s not everyone, but it’s properly like half of the population of America.
@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
3 жыл бұрын
Go Away well in the last purge movie (and latest as I'm writing this comment) I saw they did do that but instead they went to Mexico
@pugasaurusrex8253
3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelcookie321 And even still there’s illegal immigration Depends how fast you can run away from the Canucks
@Nick-pd2yo
5 жыл бұрын
This dude is going places. Never in a million years would anyone think to do their taxes on Purge day he's a genius
@beautifullybroken4879
5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't stop you from being killed so idt that's practical
@anonymousme3571
5 жыл бұрын
@@beautifullybroken4879 Do your taxes in the dumpster! Ohmigod I am a genius.
@angrykouhai2053
5 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousme3571 LOL
@captaincargoshorts2068
5 жыл бұрын
That's almost as good as using the purge as an excuse to bring a bottle of water on a plane.
@captaincargoshorts2068
5 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousme3571 do your taxes in a dumpster that's on a boat that's in Iceland
@JoeOliech
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you do all this but still have snap map on
@thatonegirl7260
4 жыл бұрын
Damn thats fucked
@sentinelgaming8139
4 жыл бұрын
Damn that's the worst but imagine you have no friends
@mausy0840
4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@ianonymous4204
4 жыл бұрын
😐...that’s just...that’s just..just sad..
@nniccotinee0151
4 жыл бұрын
fuck that
@morbidlyobesecat7829
3 жыл бұрын
Me doing taxes during the purge: yes I have 10000 kids.
@thinkthonkbinkbonk
3 жыл бұрын
copied
@morbidlyobesecat7829
3 жыл бұрын
@@thinkthonkbinkbonk welcome to KZitem
@tropical5135
3 жыл бұрын
Copied
@ballsosaurus_sex
3 жыл бұрын
@@tropical5135 welcome to KZitem
@oshiriz6486
3 жыл бұрын
Copied
@fredtrunce5931
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in SD, I can tell you that if anyone was batshit crazy enough to hike out into the badlands for purge night, they would have more trouble staying alive than they would finding anyone hiding. Snakes man, snakes.
@tardigrade8019
3 жыл бұрын
*own a mongoose
@lenathefirst_4574
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine just being some guy doing your taxes in a dumpster for twelve hours
@thomasomahony5973
3 жыл бұрын
king of the comments right here XD
@PTS156
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao huddled in a little ceasers dumpster clutching a handgun, a flashlight, a calculator, and a tax form as pandemonium unfolds around you.
@imaginethat1331
3 жыл бұрын
@@PTS156 living the dream
@PTS156
3 жыл бұрын
@@imaginethat1331 the American dream.🥲
@mentalinsane717
2 жыл бұрын
Is that not how you do your taxes?
@adelecomper6843
5 жыл бұрын
the funeral business must be huge after purge night
@triangleanempire5481
5 жыл бұрын
True true
@revielle_brides
5 жыл бұрын
I thought they just threw away the bodies
@duckmaster5126
5 жыл бұрын
And that's how you earn money for the next Purge XD
@Araneus21
5 жыл бұрын
Basically it's a perfect oportunity to not only kill but also kidnap people, opening up many business opportunities. It's especially easy to get black market human organs, work slaves, sex slaves, test-subjects or sacrifices but also to stock-up on people for nefarious purposes, like red-rum victims, fresh meat for cannibals or breeding stock. Also a good way to not have to pay your employees if you have them purged and than get new ones right after. Besides, all the bodies can be also sold, the necrophile market, meat-processing, medical education or anatomy fans for dissection and cause of death study... One might think the purge itself is not about killing people, even though it's in the spotlight, but covertly getting live human resources.
@naenaemister5048
5 жыл бұрын
How much do you think they make
@py_dreemur8297
Жыл бұрын
This might be a gross idea, but a dumpster with a cadaver might actually be a good thing. Hear me out: If you find a dead body in a dumpster hide under it. If it really grosses you out, find a large bit of cardboard to separate you from the trash bags and body. If a murderer looks in your dumpster and just sees a dead body, they're more likely to be thrown off since they wouldn't think you'd hide in a dumpster with a corpse. Dogs who are sent out to track your scent will approach your dumpster but all the killers will see is the dead body and most likely assume that was what the dogs were smelling. What I'd do if I had no budget is find a dark alley with a dumpster, dead body and carry a large piece of cardboard with me. Jump into the dumpster and drag the body and trash bags above me with the cardboard between us. Hopefully it's not to heavy, don't wanna suffocate y'know. Then don't make a sound and wait till the purge is over. It might be gross, but at least I'm alive \(' - ')/
@RhelrahneTheIdiot
11 ай бұрын
And then proceed to commit mass tax fraud to the point it overflows and makes the government have to repay you for as much money as possible, thus fucking over the whole point of Purge Night (Saving money by eliminating 'bottom feeders')
@cartercravillion
10 ай бұрын
You’d probably either need to take a shower when you get home or see a doctor right after but yeah you’re alive
@pigeon1923
8 ай бұрын
All fun and games until someone decides to set the body alight.
@angelofdusk13
2 жыл бұрын
I've only seen the 1st and 3rd. The 1st was, you know, what it is. I actually really liked the 3rd because we got to see more of the infrastructure--like the EMTs driving around in an armored van to help the injured and the unspoken rule that you do NOT attack them. The underground safe spaces for the homeless and vulnerable, led by the veteran from the first movie. And that call from the wife who shot her husband--she kept repeating, "They said I'd feel better," but she DIDN'T, she regretted it as soon as she shot him. I think that little scene illustrates how the Purge affects average citizens who AREN'T sociopaths, who bought into the government's lies.
@letsflipp
4 жыл бұрын
*crime is legal* Me: *commits tax fraud* Government: "You weren't supposed to do that"
@iisxlsayt5938
4 жыл бұрын
Now that's smart
@ObeyAzura
4 жыл бұрын
Yoshi is proud 😌
@Exceedvictory
4 жыл бұрын
👏
@d.bcooper7924
4 жыл бұрын
All crime is legal Me: *starts breaking the laws of physics*
@random_commenter6904
4 жыл бұрын
Government: all crime is legal...good day now Me: .....*grabs shotgun and goes to nearest bank* imma get me a new bike and house
@redwolfe9210
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist the dumpster guy wasn't dead he was just smart
@07_danishwistara29
4 жыл бұрын
One hell of an actor
@user-ys2mg6lv6s
4 жыл бұрын
He was just tird
@danielgreen6302
4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone heard of a dumpster fire, pyros would have a field day: two for one =bargain.
@isabeltempla5025
4 жыл бұрын
Good one
@MMayel26
4 жыл бұрын
Big Brain time
@bamagaming3007
3 жыл бұрын
just dig 3 blocks down and replace one above you, jeez
@hopepapernacky
3 жыл бұрын
Omg u right
@bamagaming3007
3 жыл бұрын
@@augustswater7845 step 1: dig 4 sand. step 2: go into inventory and go to crafting. step 3: put all 4 sand in the crafting menu and make sandstone. step 4: dig 3 blocks down and place the sandstone above you. checkmate
@ninanicolenatividad7337
3 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing to see so far
@Radiquirl_Zest
3 жыл бұрын
*Keep holding shift
@crcker3841
2 жыл бұрын
@Cole torch not necessary
@aidancintron2864
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a knife fight with a knife gun though. Some guy is doing sick spins with his butterfly knife while I aim for his neck
@gorntue
5 жыл бұрын
how to beat the purge: 1. get a job at a funeral home 2. have an extra coffin around purge time 3. get a good nights sleep in a nice coffin (and maybe do your taxes)
@rachelbunnie7078
5 жыл бұрын
Genius
@sarahbarnes7329
5 жыл бұрын
Ooooh I like that
@korialogo
5 жыл бұрын
4. Profit in the following weeks
@evqzehormones2202
5 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of...necrophilia
@beepboopbobop
5 жыл бұрын
Two words. Grave. Robbers.
@Zzero409
4 жыл бұрын
“You’re hunted down if you’re poor” Collage/uni students: *chuckles* im in danger
@hjk-cy1zi
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@inesepaegle2631
4 жыл бұрын
fuckkkk
@judyclark807
4 жыл бұрын
Collage lol
@LaserCoreX
4 жыл бұрын
My poor what?
@judyclark807
4 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhhh... if you’re talking about yourself being in College then maybe worry about your grammar first
@sgervynas_4513
3 жыл бұрын
Just can't imagine those souvenirs of tourists who came back home: "That's Jasons' finger. What a memory"
@canyonkidsyt2113
3 жыл бұрын
Murderer: opens dumpster Me chilling in it doing my taxes: 👁👄👁
@Prokerboss
3 жыл бұрын
“Yes, I have 4902 children”
@AspienWaifu
5 жыл бұрын
He's giving us prices and product recommendations like the purge is actually going to happen....HE KNOWS SOMETHING.
@snakanter
5 жыл бұрын
Good thing I live in Canada!
@noiz1762
5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised
@ChessJourneyman
5 жыл бұрын
Prices wouldn't stay the same...
@hxppy_demxn
5 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking XD
@Flamme-Sanabi
5 жыл бұрын
Good thing I live in Germany. Otherwise some citys would be full of toxic gas.
@sunkoren446
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he suddenly starts talking trash about ice road truckers.
@manantank
3 жыл бұрын
that show is low key good
@lolaadams7343
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too man ikr
@durpyburp2436
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never watched it
@LILREMAlNS
3 жыл бұрын
When the moon shines like ice road truckers
@brs1290
3 жыл бұрын
Happy 666 likes!
@alexishampton3943
3 жыл бұрын
My ass would take myself to the middle of some woods I know relatively well, and find a blind in a tree with no lights. And then I would just sit there with my gun and prey.
@sidecharacter7165
3 жыл бұрын
So you plan to look for and prey upon people with tarps? Clever.
@mayyuki2695
3 жыл бұрын
I love how you add the “we will be back after these short messages” and then the ads come on. Dude what genius.
@JanTuts
5 жыл бұрын
US Government, after seeing this video: "Filing Taxes is now considered a Class 5 weapon."
@aquamarine8014
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jacobboothe4863
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yahsure1539
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jadeneatsrocks
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jaywkre4929
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dungzlatt
3 жыл бұрын
imagine all 8 million views relying on this advice so the purge just turns into a full on sea/forest battle
@pawellukas8202
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@trishchavez4894
3 жыл бұрын
I swear if I see katniss everdeen in The Forest I'm dead!
@theorangecube3208
3 жыл бұрын
Or everyone commits tax fraud
@buddyboi7007
3 жыл бұрын
@R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself OML
@Hugofoxli
3 жыл бұрын
Laughes in Navy Canon fire*
@bird1361
3 жыл бұрын
The rage felt by this man to ice road truckers is real.
@natenolan8616
3 жыл бұрын
"especially murder" How can a crime be *especially* legal?
@goaway1148
3 жыл бұрын
If the police sees you do it they'll cheer you on
@mrziiz6893
2 жыл бұрын
They actively encourage it
@typingnoises
3 жыл бұрын
“its so accurate its boring” is the scariest and funniest line ive ever heard
@-ZH
3 жыл бұрын
@@royhammel5205 The original comment was 4 months ago but I’m game. How will each advice get you killed?
@joelarun5057
3 жыл бұрын
@@-ZH the boat one would cause you to be stuck in traffic as he said to drive to the lake a couple hours before the purge. I'm guessing the forest one would be dangerous because of the threat of wild animals, which the narrator admits can kill u. The dumpster one again has its flaws because of its high risk, anyone could just open the dumpster if they bothered to check. The tax return is clever but it's only possible assuming you already have other defenses set up. Still, the guy did admit that these solutions have their flaws, but they are still better than other solutions shown in the movies.
@-ZH
3 жыл бұрын
@@royhammel5205 cheers to you for writing this comment that very few people will ever read. Mad respect.
@elvisanderson630
5 жыл бұрын
me doing taxes on the purge: yes i have 400 children
@Kraily4t8
5 жыл бұрын
wow... you've been.... busy...
@makeromaniagreatagain9697
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I have 1000 children, so you might start giving me money
@magicamajima4790
5 жыл бұрын
*Yes I have 300 children with autism and 10 disabilities*
@user-bh1mi3qc4p
5 жыл бұрын
wow you are really..... busy
@pxel7345
5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You're LVL 50 already! Next Level in: 410 Children
@agentpuppy2271
3 жыл бұрын
The purge: "RELEASE THE BEAST!!" Furries: "Looks like its out time to shine....UwU"
@Actionnoodles
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@erronblack8266
3 жыл бұрын
People coming home after slaughtering a bunch of furries: "This years hunt was great, can't wait till next year"
@tardigrade8019
3 жыл бұрын
this just made me think of what all the people into necrophilia and bestiality would do on their purge night thanks for that
@trent800
3 жыл бұрын
I would go on a week long hiking trip in the mountains Good luck to anyone trying to reach me tens of kilometers through extremely thick forests and steep mountains
@jamescrawley5994
3 жыл бұрын
And they can't track you back to your car because your days away That's the smartest idea yet
@christianjamesmiller8388
3 жыл бұрын
A load of these ideas are defeated by helicopters
@tardigrade8019
3 жыл бұрын
@@christianjamesmiller8388 I mean, not really? When people accidentaly go missing in the mountains they send multiple helicopters and teams of searchers, and they often takes days to find someone. AND thats with a person who wants to be found. Also, if a helicopter pilot REALLY wants to kill someone on purge night, their are probably easier options than flying a helicopter over mountain trails in the hopes of spotting someone who A) can hear the chopper, and B) Doesnt want you to see them.
@ReiChiquita567
2 жыл бұрын
@@christianjamesmiller8388 "thick forests" not even with animals is easy to find someone
@average-neco-arc-enjoyer
4 жыл бұрын
"all crime is legal" *Starts breaking the laws of physics*
@legendaryoof2019
4 жыл бұрын
somewhere on the distant:YOU JUST GOT VECTORED
@easportsitsinthegame5134
4 жыл бұрын
Makes earth new again an gets rid of disease or just make a pool of cheato dust
@vegetableman9137
4 жыл бұрын
@No U Thanos could do the job without single stone!
@jhonvelez9598
4 жыл бұрын
*Goes into space*
@b4Iler
4 жыл бұрын
starts breaking the law of gravity "I'm outta here bois"
@annaunverhaun4943
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the day after the purge tho "so you killed my brother yesterday" "ye, sry bout that" "ok, well this is awkward"
@HelloImEnt
4 жыл бұрын
“You killed my father prepare to d-“ “Nope, I don’t think so, purge was yesterday, shouldn’t have filed your taxes idiot”
@gregorypoindexter6673
4 жыл бұрын
Hey uh sory I stole ur robux last night!!!!! Oh!!
@gregorypoindexter6673
4 жыл бұрын
@the realistically speaking hey u know where scp tato at?
@KhalessTheTherapist
4 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is cursed
@GalaGrinsArt
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly with the idea of going into the woods, you could climb a tree and tie yourself to it high up and just wear a leafy camo suit, the kind with the physically textured surface that breaks apart a human silhouette. General scent maskers and the like recommended as the purge would probably cause people to train hunting dogs for this specific purpose. For transportation, you could save up and get an ATV to drive out into the middle of the forest and just cover that thing with a camo net.
@cartercravillion
10 ай бұрын
You could literally be the Call of Duty camper
@haleyautumn873
3 жыл бұрын
‘Actually don’t go to Hawaii they’re purging there’ 😂 *casually forgets Hawaii is apart of America.*
@Prokerboss
3 жыл бұрын
America owns Hawaii...
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
4 жыл бұрын
Another method to beat The Purge: Tell John Wick that the entire city plans to kill his new dog
@Gamer-us7xo
4 жыл бұрын
Y do i see u everywhere
@user-it5me2kc1x
4 жыл бұрын
I swear I see you everywhere without even trying
@kendallbloomer1704
4 жыл бұрын
Haha yessss
@mritten
4 жыл бұрын
You've created world war 3
@greentea1396
4 жыл бұрын
grow half a mustache
@guacamoli7
5 жыл бұрын
How to survive the Purge: Be the cameraman
@sebastiancalvey1226
5 жыл бұрын
Truuuuue
@m3lpp
5 жыл бұрын
blr2k WHO DAFUQ ARE U WOOSHING?!?
@lordbeast03
5 жыл бұрын
*cue clapping sound* such smartness
@zlatko8051
5 жыл бұрын
Ur a genius.
@raynathanaelortega1715
5 жыл бұрын
Love this so much😂😂
@cb5484
3 жыл бұрын
Likely more people will be interested in financial crimes than murder. The main danger would be someone robbing you and taking your stuff.
@WynneL
2 жыл бұрын
Invest in a big sign above your door saying "OLD JUNK INSIDE. DO YOUR TAXES INSTEAD, GET NEW SHIT. Remember, all crime is legal right now. :)" Might not work, but if it does, the cost of construction paper and markers could save your computer.
@BL4Z3_55
3 жыл бұрын
I live 2 cities away from the Mexican border, and am Mexican myself. Since I have a lot of relatives in Mexico, I can easily just spend the night at one of my relatives house in Mexico, where purge isn't a thing. Easy
@EnabIing
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t the borders to both Canada and Mexico be packed though?
@BL4Z3_55
2 жыл бұрын
@@EnabIing that's why i would leave like a day earlier
@EnabIing
2 жыл бұрын
@@BL4Z3_55 maybe a week in advance
@BL4Z3_55
2 жыл бұрын
@@EnabIing true just to be safe
@Whitneypyant
Жыл бұрын
I live 30-40 minutes away from Windsor in Canada. I live in Michigan I can cross the bridge or the tunnel to get into Canada. I can either go to Windsor which takes 30-40 minutes or go to Toronto which is about 4 hours by car. I would leave like 3 days before.
@DickbuttDirk
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the purge would be mostly spent robbing places and doing shit like street races or gladiator fights
@sunlimited268
4 жыл бұрын
robing maga and comic book shops.
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug3188
4 жыл бұрын
@MKCG wut dat?
@youngethoo4xx648
4 жыл бұрын
@NOOB :1 noooo
@youngethoo4xx648
4 жыл бұрын
I would team up with other purgers so they dont kill me
@bandit3490
4 жыл бұрын
@NOOB :1 yeah
@bailaabrams3897
3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that they wouldn't go in a dumpster just because there's a dead body in it if my life was on the line I'd go under the trash and leave the body on top as a decoy its gross but ill survive
@turbulator9000
3 жыл бұрын
What if they have dumpster fires
@bailaabrams3897
3 жыл бұрын
@@turbulator9000 to be honest that never occurred to me you win some you lose some I guess
@_Https.maddie
3 жыл бұрын
I’d have a gun
@2BinNYC
3 жыл бұрын
“The fire’s shooting at us!”- Nard Dog
@goatedtoe963
3 жыл бұрын
Kill or be killed a wise quote from idk
@mariasato2884
3 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting to learn so much about the waterways of the USA in this video
@maruxx3229
3 жыл бұрын
I think that it would be a good choice to wear a diving suit while inthe boat. If someone does manage to blow your ship , you can scuba dive to aviod being killed.👍
@angryamber8711
3 жыл бұрын
Very good idea. If it comes down to it you can dive if someone were to get too close, and you’d be pretty much untouchable by firearms. The only way for someone to hurt you would be to catch and stab you within the water, or drop an explosive in your vicinity. However, with your flippers and wetsuit and all, you’d likely be much faster than them unless they had the same, and due to it being pitch black they probably wouldn’t even be able to see you. So you could stay underwater for a good while and swim away, and only surface when you absolutely have to.
@LeynaraLarwenarenel
5 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing for the purge?" "Taxes."
@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
5 жыл бұрын
IRS: 😰
@Dop6094
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@milk1472
5 жыл бұрын
The Virgin murderer vs the Chad Capone
@lurkingShadows
4 жыл бұрын
Starting a community garden without city permission. Distribute food from my home to the the homeless. Build a playground in an empty lot without filling out any forms.
@phlpcockrell
4 жыл бұрын
@@lurkingShadows all those "crimes" last after the purge. And would be illegal and taken down at 7:01am. Except the homeless thing. But the purge was made partially to eliminate homeless so...good luck feeding them.
@poosy7926
4 жыл бұрын
imagine having to clean everything up the day after, and you see your cousins decapitated head stuck on your neighbors fence
@angelinachan
4 жыл бұрын
"Aw come on... I actually sort of liked cousin Matt! OMG. So grateful Ella is dead like I couldn't even with her sense of fashion." *peels head off of fence
@angelinachan
4 жыл бұрын
lerexia yup lol
@akuvillejaakkola9491
4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see that!
@victoryarn4381
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine that someone tries to kill you on Purge night and then you meet them next day at the grocery store
@h7672
4 жыл бұрын
ew that’s so fucked up
@mollygrace3068
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, great ideas. Two notes. 1. You’re right about how crowded it would be to travel out of the country two (or more) weeks before the purge, but you didn’t include how incredibly hard it would be for anyone to get time off from work before purge. Christmas x1000. Also the price you quote wouldn’t stay like that. There would be astronomical price hikes for any travel outside of the country for weeks before the purge. So it would truly only be the absolute richest and most privileged who could go. 2. The tax thing is really smart, except every tax return completed on the day of the purge would be audited, no doubt. The false report wouldn’t be a crime, but that doesn’t mean they would have to honor anything written.
@VerifiedM-an
3 жыл бұрын
How to survive: Tell everyone that you have plot armor
@theklefkiauthority6504
4 жыл бұрын
My question is why murder like there's a lot of better laws to break like going into a McDonalds with a pet, no shoes or shirt
@doubleaagaming5512
4 жыл бұрын
Yes your right
@WolfPack-gi7br
4 жыл бұрын
Businesses won’t be open during the purge. Nobody will want to work the day of the purge
@fugit1vegaming397
4 жыл бұрын
WolfPack 1030 “What sauce?” *B L O O D*
@TheChairman777
4 жыл бұрын
YES Yes and yes
@maddestmewmew
4 жыл бұрын
WolfPack 1030 Are you kidding? Getting paid to work but also being able to beat the shit out of annoying customers?? That sounds awesome
@ditzyrose700
5 жыл бұрын
As for many rural areas, there's nothing stopping you from, say, secretly digging a hole in the middle of a field or in a tree line and creating a camouflaged cover to go over it. It's dirt cheap, easy to make, and finding you would be like finding a needle in a 10-acre hay stack. Hunker down with some blankets and hot hands and you're golden.
@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916
5 жыл бұрын
Or you could just hide in a hay stack, no one would think of looking there
@Ayelis
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, there's always thermal goggles... Gonna have to dig deep.
@brotsky0
5 жыл бұрын
not only the rural area i think the dumpster idea can go much deeper like making your own fake dumpster with a area for you to stay confortable with some food and water and a mount that separates you from the thrash while inside the dumpster. (not sure if it made sense for you guys english is not my first language but its just a dumpster that has two levels, like a building, on the bottom one you stay with your food and water and maybe a blanket and the top one is just filled with thrash to hide you)
@swannlake6586
5 жыл бұрын
Ditzy Rose that is really smart and a good idea
@irispark5561
5 жыл бұрын
Dude dirt’s hella expensive But this is a good one
@stefanie0158
3 жыл бұрын
If that was real I d build an underground very strong room well hidden that's impossible to find and bullet proof and sound proof from the inside. And bring all my expensive things and hide them there .
@LtW-Captaincolt
3 жыл бұрын
Actually there are classes of weapons Class four is: Rocket launchers, destructive devices, bombs (including nuclear weapons), flamethrowers, and grenade launchers Class 3: suppressors, short barreled rifles and shotguns Class 2: is a class 3 or 4 owned by someone who has the proper licensing Class 1: is regular shotguns, rifles, and handguns that meet regulatory standards under the NFA
@oltzu5206
2 жыл бұрын
What are class 5 then? Like chemical gas?
@LtW-Captaincolt
2 жыл бұрын
@@oltzu5206 there's only four classes that I know of but if I had to guess biological weapons like viruses and bacteria
@ReiChiquita567
2 жыл бұрын
How can someone even have a nuclear bomb?
@LtW-Captaincolt
2 жыл бұрын
@@ReiChiquita567 if you know what you're doing you can make anything, plus how do you think people make them for the government. Private industry
@EN-id9xz
3 жыл бұрын
"What crime are you committing on the purge?" "tax fraud" "fair enough"
@bella-xt8yl
3 жыл бұрын
"FAIR ENUF." if you get the reference ily.
@pizzadog7575
3 жыл бұрын
"What crime are you committing?" I'm gonna classify Paimon as a not emergency food "Dude! Calm the hell down"
@daniela-ql5mf
3 жыл бұрын
trump: wait tax fraud is illegal-
@tgc5663
3 жыл бұрын
Dan - People knowing that everything is legal for the next 12 hours: Oh no! Anyway..
@robbiny446
3 жыл бұрын
I would kill myself because I'm scared to die but if I kill myself Noone will kill me. Or I would pray so much until I become a scary nun
@pinkbvnny4295
4 жыл бұрын
“all crime is legal” *turns off restricted mode on school computer*
@cinnamonbreadz8853
4 жыл бұрын
_ Abi hOW COULD U
@pinkbvnny4295
4 жыл бұрын
CinnamonBreadz i know i’m so bad a-s
@cinnamonbreadz8853
4 жыл бұрын
>:0 imma go do my parent's taxes quarentine style
@mr.e1048
4 жыл бұрын
R/madlad
@vap0rw1se
4 жыл бұрын
you absolute monster
@lucystarlight8887
3 жыл бұрын
Another way you could possibly survive the Purge (although it’s not an ideal solution) is to join a Purging group. Now granted, most of the Purgers we see in the movies do end up dead, but these could just be outliers. There is strength in numbers and being with trusted comrades could increase your chance of survival, as long as you’re okay with doing a little bit of killing.
@first-offfinally9941
3 жыл бұрын
Fr the Iceland GoT tour is pretty fun, in March there is tons of snow and it makes the place beautiful. However, there is ice, wind, snow. And I somehow did it all in tennis shoes.
@limon-bn2vd
4 жыл бұрын
“Leave at least a *week* before the purge” Bitch I’m leaving a whole month what you mean I ain’t coming back til April 1
@illsuebighitiftheydontgive4155
4 жыл бұрын
l e m o n then April fools the purge is still happening 😂
@janelysguzman3002
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@alyse7531
4 жыл бұрын
happy april fools then
@loloteehee1360
4 жыл бұрын
Me😂
@felixsfrekles
4 жыл бұрын
l e m o n same... I got multiple places I want to go anyway: Australia, Japan, New Zealand, Uk, South Korea, Ethiopia
@lyraselena6517
5 жыл бұрын
He went OFF about those ice road truckers
@oop7797
5 жыл бұрын
hilarious XD but he does have a good point
@jeem1423
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh snapped
@RJ-sf1eq
5 жыл бұрын
K but that pROFILE PIC SIS
@ruby9473
5 жыл бұрын
your profile picture already says it XD
@lyraselena6517
5 жыл бұрын
Beauty the Gamer HA!
@thatGUYbehindthemask
3 жыл бұрын
idea: just go to an airport. once youre inside, you are no longer "in the country" and are considered to be on international land a purge couldnt happen inside an airport because of all of the people just trying to connect to another flight.
@rachelcookie321
3 жыл бұрын
I think you would have to be inside the airport past security so you will need a plane ticket. I also think this only applies to international airports within the international terminals but I may be wrong. Some stupid purgers might also not know about this and go to the airport anyway to try kill anyone, yes they’ll get arrested, but only after they kill a bunch of people.
@trent800
3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelcookie321 They won't get arrested they will get murdered
@DallasJayCook
3 жыл бұрын
I think foreign embassies are considered as international land as well. Just go there and hang out for 12 hours. Lol
@rachelcookie321
3 жыл бұрын
@@DallasJayCook they don’t just let anyone into the embassies.
@AzrailGhOst
3 жыл бұрын
People watching the video: hmmm these ideas are very interesting, see you on purge night😉
@buu700
4 жыл бұрын
"All crime is legal" Walks into a Walmart with Target shopping cart
@ladyhaha7548
4 жыл бұрын
*all crimes are legal except this one*
@TotallyNotNoa
4 жыл бұрын
You sick hell spawn!
@seekingeudaimonia6884
4 жыл бұрын
Two words: wheel lock. But have fun being murdered while pushing a cart that has wheel lock.
@caveman3086
4 жыл бұрын
Okay, Obama, stop this man.
@phil_aziraphale
4 жыл бұрын
YAS!
@PerfecltyxImperfect
4 жыл бұрын
Me: *leaves for a two week holiday during the purge* Me: *arrives back & finds out they moved purge night to tonight*
@Lucas_Policiano_Monerat
4 жыл бұрын
You came back and find out that your house was burned to the ground in a fire in your neighborhood. Hahaha that would be complicated
@PerfecltyxImperfect
4 жыл бұрын
командир Кронос I didn’t even think about that 😂 what a scenario!
@weekndxo3680
4 жыл бұрын
U r pretty as fuck
@PerfecltyxImperfect
4 жыл бұрын
Weeknd XO haha thanks 😂
@PerfecltyxImperfect
4 жыл бұрын
J star right 😅
@mrziiz6893
2 жыл бұрын
Actually the weapon classes are explained.. sort of, on the purge website. Essentially class 4 and above weapons are weapons that can destroy a whole neighborhood, as in nukes, bioweapons, etc. it’s just to prevent the locals from building a homemade nuke. Although they never said you couldn’t build a homemade reactor..
@SvenDzahov
2 жыл бұрын
I mean seriously. Physically breaking into someones house when they have: A- spent all year preparing and barricading their home as well as are very armed And B- are waiting up all night probably chugging caffeine and maybe hard drugs in case they are attacked Is a combo that is very unfortunate for those attempting to break in. Best case scenario you very loudly break down their barricades and they are very aware of your exact movements but they were afraid and don’t act aggressively but you still might get your face blown off by a scared mom. And at worst case scenario they are laughing their asses off while you are attempting to break in and shotgun your face off the second you create a hole in the door or wall because they have a clear advantage and easy shot
@exterminater267
5 жыл бұрын
How to beat the Purge: 1: Set to Peaceful mode/Creative mode. 2: All the "hostile" mobs will de-spawn if you're far enough away, and wont be able to attack you the entire time.
@matgart5237
5 жыл бұрын
best one so far
@boingboing8338
5 жыл бұрын
peaceful mode and creative mode is not the same thing you know and if you set it to peaceful mode every hostile mob instantly despawns
@boingboing8338
5 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Crawford or /fill coordinates of both sides of the city tnt
@sgt_noah8288
5 жыл бұрын
Or hack
@Mari_Intothestaircase
5 жыл бұрын
Then I'll ban people whom swore in my Christian house.
@jacopoabbruscato9271
5 жыл бұрын
Normal people: killing spree during the purge Me, an intellectual: Tax dodge during the purge
@JoeMartinez18
5 жыл бұрын
I think normal people whould actually fuck on the streets, maybe illegaly party and steal stuff from stores and such.
@spookyho5994
5 жыл бұрын
I would totally rob a store or something
@slyer_478
5 жыл бұрын
Nice 420 likez
@TheSpaceman89
5 жыл бұрын
@@spookyho5994 exactly, do something like try and rob a bank or an atm
@kn1ght-788
5 жыл бұрын
I would *keheke* yell after 11 pm.
@Monkeyman1119
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the picture he used for “weapon made from a rifle” is actually a Browning Auto-5. A 12 gauge shotgun.
@emig.2051
3 жыл бұрын
Knife Guns could either be a gun disguised as a knife, or a knife that shoots its blade, which is illegal pretty much everywhere. Pretty cool, actually
@Danielzoz
5 жыл бұрын
they would just add a rule "faking taxes still illegal" next year
@perimaster8016
5 жыл бұрын
Or they would just move the day of the purge the next year to one that isn't where taxes can be done...
@blyndblitz
5 жыл бұрын
NUJJABES
@chabisaplateau3068
5 жыл бұрын
Or move the purge to outside of the tax window
@Jacrispy223
5 жыл бұрын
The day just wouldn't be during tax season duh
@Emmareid9
5 жыл бұрын
but then they would be lying as they said ALL crime is legal
@c3po_bby796
5 жыл бұрын
How to beat the purge: Dig 6 blocks down Put 3-4 blocks of dirt above you Make sure to crouch when in hole Wait 12 hours
@wizardboy2406
5 жыл бұрын
What if your pinky gets tired
@jaspertammesoo4690
5 жыл бұрын
@@wizardboy2406 A simple rock should do the job
@lucasliam8238
5 жыл бұрын
If you use water you can get into a one by one by one block.
@whoa220
5 жыл бұрын
But what if dig dug came?
@c3po_bby796
5 жыл бұрын
why did this get so many likes
@taz24787
3 жыл бұрын
Thing is ... with the purge's system's economy, almost everyone could own a boat. ;)
@isgaming_cool7000
3 жыл бұрын
weapon classifications; class 1: melee (includes tazers and stun guns.0 class 2: pistols/handhelds (you understand0 class 3: shotguns and rifles (rifles as in M1 Grand n stuff0 class 4: rapid, explosive, and snipers. class 5: missiles, nuclear weapons, and deadly gas
@gfcmoto4843
5 жыл бұрын
Purge: *exists* Yoshi: "Time to commit tax fraud."
@samoansilverback411
5 жыл бұрын
Too bad fat Yoshis ass claps alert the irs
@AlmondGlue
5 жыл бұрын
This deserves to be pinned
@Skald99
5 жыл бұрын
Eyy seth
@imsim7436
5 жыл бұрын
"Fetishes" joined the chat
@theregularterrarian3933
5 жыл бұрын
Police: 'Catches Yoshi on the night of the Purge' Yoshi: It's the Purge lol Police: ...SHIT.
@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
4 жыл бұрын
“All crime is legal” Time to rip that tag off the mattress!
@mritten
4 жыл бұрын
Going to pour a big bowl of milk and add 5 cheerios.
@ryan_forlife183
4 жыл бұрын
@@mritten your evil
@A_ldo..
4 жыл бұрын
I’ll steal all the cream puffs
@okinoah
3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy how amazing the Ad transitions are
@kermitodingeverywhere
3 жыл бұрын
“What would you do if the Purge was real?” Me: Nothing
@fluff8152
4 жыл бұрын
“All crime is legal” *Wears hoodie to school*
@wildanimal3107
4 жыл бұрын
😱😱😱
@samanthasapul2447
4 жыл бұрын
They even banned everyone from wearing the hoods of the jackets. I just wanna wear it...
@gos358
4 жыл бұрын
*opens umbrella indoors*
@theregularterrarian3933
4 жыл бұрын
You have now been deleted off this planet
@arandomchannel4413
4 жыл бұрын
Brrrt brrt "where is the bully?"
@Ace-ih9md
5 жыл бұрын
“Hey Bill..... remember yesterday when you tried to kill me?” “Sorry John, you know how I am with the purge....” “..... why are you like this....?”
@pandacakes6613
5 жыл бұрын
You aren't you when your hungry
@Ace-ih9md
5 жыл бұрын
Panda Cakes snickers, get some nuts
@oop7797
5 жыл бұрын
@@pandacakes6613 underrated
@XiahouJoe
5 жыл бұрын
in a nutshell why this is beyond a silly premise. Let alone the infrastructure cost. Anyone who could afford it would vacation in Mexico, Canada or a cruise ship. Not even vacation, just a 1 day pass. And you know the second someone of importance has something happen to them it would be revoked. Let alone lawsuits of something that happened that day but then something happens days after as a result so would it then be a crime? Its just so loop holed
@ahmadyassin2016
5 жыл бұрын
It's ok bill nvm just wait for the next purge :) 😂😂😂😂😂
@reapyreaper4780
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the weapon class thing is simple. I mean, you need to have a class 3 license in the US to own a prebanned automatic firearm. But I’m pretty sure it goes a little something like this. Class 1 weapons are basically hunting rifles, or something very similar. Class 2 weapons are pistols and shotguns, cause one’s concealable (easier than the others anyways) and the other does a lotta damag. Class 3 weapons are machine guns, and class 4 weapons would probably be things like grenade launchers, flamethrowers (gas, not propane, gas flamethrowers are leagues more dangerous than propane flamethrowers), etc. I’m not an expert in this, but that’s my understanding of how it works. Take it with a grain of salt
@goldendia5691
2 жыл бұрын
government guy at the end of the table: shit they're doing their taxes so we aren't making any money, we have to end the purge government guy next to him: okay I have a solution you aren't seeing, it's a little hard to believe, but, *moves the purge date outside of the tax window*
@darkangelgirl3318
5 жыл бұрын
I suggest buying a huge piece of property that's nothing but forest out in the middle of no where and building a secret underground bunker in the middle of it and lie on your taxes during the 12 hours.
@sammylee5474
5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, genius
@rachelbunnie7078
5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, genius
@DerCriado
5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, genius
@smnambule
5 жыл бұрын
genius.
@alenafrancesca9635
5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, genius
@jackslade6327
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: murders and kills Me: robbin the bank, Gucci store, apple store
@n4ssq42
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott sameeeeee and im only 11 but I want new technology products
@heybro8441
4 жыл бұрын
Queen of Weirdness why did you feel the need to comment this 💀💀
@munchiemunch3136
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Bro fr lmfao
@loloteehee1360
4 жыл бұрын
Lemme come too
@wugabriel3465
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, why would you kill someone when you can just take stuff
@skipperdoodles3275
3 жыл бұрын
"Class 4" weapons In the Purge cover explosives & fire-based devices, like grenades, bazookas, rocket launchers, flamethrowers & so forth. They *do* base their class system in destruction, it seems.
@hjw2029
3 жыл бұрын
'what to do if you're addicted to Cheeto's' Now we're asking the BIG questions!
@fungi8458
4 жыл бұрын
"find out after these messages!" *ad plays* me: 👁👄👁
@caughtin144p7
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the only person I have seen tell you when an ad will pop up
@cupotea4283
4 жыл бұрын
I dont have ads, I got premium
@aloenix
4 жыл бұрын
GeneralGeorgeThe1st an add didn’t pop up for me actually and I don’t have premium
@fungi8458
4 жыл бұрын
@@cupotea4283 a n d?
@fungi8458
4 жыл бұрын
@@aloenix a n d?
@yoyo5158
4 жыл бұрын
How to Survive for dummies : 1. Take some red liquid and put it on your forehead 2. Jump into the nearest Dumpster 3. Play the dead (4). Bring a freaking knife in case if someone try to kill you, either, you will have the surprise advantage and the knife won’t do any sound, and can still throw it 5. *Profit*
@TheLiamis
4 жыл бұрын
Necrophile finds you....
@michaelbarren1814
4 жыл бұрын
WHO WANTS TO START A DUMPSTER FIRE??
@estephanievelasquez9640
4 жыл бұрын
That's genius dude! we could add to it, if someone opens your dumpster, and maybe kinda checks who you are, then finds you "dead" and keeps passing by, you shouldn't do the same next year.
@dc9067
4 жыл бұрын
@@estephanievelasquez9640 you can just wear a wig and a completely different outfit each year
@dc9067
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheLiamis well at least you can go down with one last great time
@fxckngjules
3 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I went to the cinema to the Forever Purge and it's my favorite one!
@crazypills88
4 ай бұрын
Yesterday I fell asleep listening to how to survive in the movie "A quiet place" and I had the best sleep in a long time. Thank you.
@hellszhells
5 жыл бұрын
The purge: exists Tax fraud: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@iamant01
5 жыл бұрын
What career?! lmao supa hot fya
@KakaiArts
5 жыл бұрын
Time to commit tax fraud
@billyosullivan4514
5 жыл бұрын
This isnt even funny
@hellszhells
5 жыл бұрын
@@billyosullivan4514 no u
@billyosullivan4514
5 жыл бұрын
@@hellszhells Your a boomer and you dont even know it
@isra_6
4 жыл бұрын
People during the purge: I’m gonna murder Me, an intellect: clears student loan tab
@seansswamp
4 жыл бұрын
Isra Berkani ikr
@nguoixemkhongtontai2612
4 жыл бұрын
That's most evil thing i ever see
@lordess.
4 жыл бұрын
Do mine as well while you're at it please
@ImperativeGames
4 жыл бұрын
Robbing every store.
@nynaevealmeara7335
3 жыл бұрын
As I'm listening to this, I can't help but think.. if someone gets charged for murder because a body was found months or years after killing them, would it be possible to say you killed them on purge night?
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