Just an age. He is real demanded with also british accent, educated and smart. For his age I am pretty sure he is wanted by mommies and milfa
@semolinasemolina8327
2 ай бұрын
I've just said that 😂
@kinggstergaming4136
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@loganrhys2944
3 ай бұрын
I think being good looking was also implied too so you’re safe my guy
@Ribbitplease
3 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing 😂😂😂 ain’t nobody looking for a thumb like him.
@Ribbitplease
3 ай бұрын
Wait, is he joking or is he serious? Looked at his other videos - he seems like a joker
@blackman9008
3 ай бұрын
if you're 6'1+ with a decent body and a implied large keehawk, women don't give 2 shits about a pretty face.
@1232sam
3 ай бұрын
@@Ribbitplease he's obviously a troll
@Ribbitplease
3 ай бұрын
@@1232sam these days in the land of redpill, it’s difficult to tell.
@JudgeENZA
3 ай бұрын
The only reason he has so much money is he doesn't have to pay for a barber 😂
@Gtman400
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jjs6568
3 ай бұрын
Meh most dudes who work in finance and actually have a lot of money have no hair and much of the time have health problems because being and getting rich is not easy. I'm fighting that battle right now.
@uglybirds6965
3 ай бұрын
Investment banking stress shenanigans
@issaemirardakuly9006
2 ай бұрын
😂
@stariliee
2 ай бұрын
Bro drew his hair on with a sharpie
@mimah1015
2 ай бұрын
Is he serious...?😂 I started out the video thinking he might've been joking...but... I'm starting to realize he's not joking.🤣🤣🤣
@SinoLegionaire
2 ай бұрын
Every actor has to break character sometimes. This was it
@nonguitarplayer
2 ай бұрын
It’s satire
@blue.goldfish
2 ай бұрын
Right? I was waiting for the twist 😅
@BOSSDONMAN
2 ай бұрын
Wtf are you talking about? Do you think that broad was joking?
@Berryations
2 ай бұрын
@@BOSSDONMAN yes she was it’s an idiotic song and she knew it and he’s playing an a hole - it’s ironic
@miamitten1123
2 ай бұрын
Remixed dropped _”I’m looking for a man in finance, with hair, a sense of humour and a tie”_
@RelaxingForLife
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sxnvi8326
2 ай бұрын
Wait, why did I see it rhyming 😭😭😭
@brandonw2471
Ай бұрын
@@sxnvi8326I also sometimes mix up the words "tie" and "tumor"
@bether2game797
Ай бұрын
without the gold chain
@maeryn4200
Ай бұрын
and no chest hair that crawls out at the top
@boo3046
2 ай бұрын
Tell me you're a narcisist without telling me you're a narcisist
@lordl1176
2 ай бұрын
It's a satire account
@Unknown-qp9ur
2 ай бұрын
Also let's run some numbers. 6'5" or taller 14% of men, blue eyes 10%, let's say high overlap maybe 5% of men. Add in money and you have top 1% of men. Now think of them not in a relationship already, he is 100% correct. Same goes for the top .5% of women, even 40 year old taylor swift has men in a que.
@313_Sherry
2 ай бұрын
Nah if someone slaps your homie and you slap back it's called revenge not hate 😂.
@johnobrien9971
Ай бұрын
More like tell me you're a prick without telling me you're a prick. What an asshole
@Liltukka
Ай бұрын
@@lordl1176ong
@emalanza
3 ай бұрын
The girl has sense of humor, you not so much 😄
@8unk8
3 ай бұрын
I’d say this comment is ironic but even though he was trying to be funny, it wasn’t at all
@StephanieNicoleTX
3 ай бұрын
He's apeaking truth though
@koreankorean5645
3 ай бұрын
@@StephanieNicoleTX Her original video was actually about her just joking around and asking people to make a remix of her singing this weird quote. This unfunny guy had to censor the title of her video and replace it with "stitch incoming" for some reason to bully her and ask his "sigma" followers to stroke his ego. Him changing the entire context, bullying others online, and trying to make himself look good from it is a pretty disgusting behavior actually.
@Berryations
2 ай бұрын
The joke is he’s being ironic. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
@BOSSDONMAN
2 ай бұрын
@@koreankorean5645Weird quote? So it’s from somewhere else?
@nataliemadden47
3 ай бұрын
And they say women can't take a joke...🤦♀️
@JimmyKnies
3 ай бұрын
Problem is, that delusional woman wasn't joking 🤦♂️. She's been made into a joke. Lol
@sidh4780
2 ай бұрын
If you check out the rest of his videos, you'll see he's trolling.
@1cambiamos
2 ай бұрын
A joke? This was not a joke. She wanted to make a song. It just so happens that you grabbed the talk to me hand to see my comment . I laughed myself to death.
@Obn112
2 ай бұрын
Let's not act like women don't get butthurt over everything😂😂😂
@axkermans
2 ай бұрын
@@Obn112 men get butthurt after losing a game lol
@Khalid-nv9io
3 ай бұрын
Brother you’re safe no woman is looking for you don’t worry
@KatRenown
17 күн бұрын
Come on he’s not ugly
@Mario_1611
2 ай бұрын
She better update the list and add hair. This guy mistakenly thought the song was about him.
@jayeetadas6342
2 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@miaozhenzhong5918
10 күн бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lolo haha
@ponuni
3 ай бұрын
it meant to be taken as a joke lol. dude takes himself too seriously.
@AbdulKareem-rl7zq
3 ай бұрын
You have to when you make all them bands .. literally in the 0.01% of the UK
@jimmyrecard6021
2 ай бұрын
it's satire, he has gone to a new level that even tiktok brainrotters can't tell.
@Mushin367
2 ай бұрын
If you really think it’s meant to be taken as a joke then you have no understanding of modern dating.
@hannahjones8115
2 ай бұрын
@@Mushin367Oh please modern dating this, modern dating that. Womp womp, it's just your skill issues.
@griffith8929
2 ай бұрын
@@Mushin367 go actually look at the full song you're embarrassing yourse
@DnDeacon
3 ай бұрын
A bet he wasn't bald before he found out about Andrew Tate
@marjastrid1394
2 ай бұрын
So true.
@supr3me305
Ай бұрын
+10 lmao
@KindlyRequested
2 ай бұрын
Bro you must be a blast at parties
@JiggerjoggernoHGer
3 ай бұрын
Bruh she’s not looking for you hahahahha she wants chad
@etc834
2 ай бұрын
Which isn’t you for sure 🎉😂
@JiggerjoggernoHGer
2 ай бұрын
@@etc834 I’m also not 6’5 with blue eyes so even if I was chad she wouldn’t want me.
@houdaabbady2441
24 күн бұрын
And Chad has hair😂
@JiggerjoggernoHGer
24 күн бұрын
@@houdaabbady2441 very true
@ZEFFENWULF
3 сағат бұрын
Being bald doesn’t make him less Chad. He’s rich
@AereForst
3 ай бұрын
She ain’t talking about you, Archibald.
@merrillt8387
3 ай бұрын
I think “not annoying” was also implied so don’t worry dude you’re not in any danger
@joshb4898
3 ай бұрын
"We would never date a woman" is all you needed to say 🏳️🌈
@ladivadutheatre
3 ай бұрын
Yes ! 😂
@IamLegionGreen
2 ай бұрын
glad I wasn't the only one to clock this
@raym1597
2 ай бұрын
There it is! The inevitable “gay” accusation whenever you piss off women and simps 😂
@IamLegionGreen
2 ай бұрын
@@raym1597 wasn't an accusation because there isn't anything wrong with it. just calling attention to a certain energy that clearly more than one person picked up on. find a hobby friend, it'll help with that repressed anger you're flashing there
@raym1597
2 ай бұрын
@@IamLegionGreen You’re the one calling men with different views from you gay. Go touch grass. And clearly you don’t know what the word “accusation” means 😂. Maybe spend less time on the internet and more time reading.
@jaygray7454
3 ай бұрын
To be fair, she should have of been more specific. 6.6ft, blue eyes, finance *doesn't have a peanut head
@The_Sleepiest_Socialist
3 ай бұрын
“I’m lookin’ for a man in finance. Trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes, black hair. Deep stare.”
@TheLTak3r
2 ай бұрын
It's satire
@jaygray7454
Ай бұрын
@@TheLTak3r thanks genius. Did you work that out by yourself?
@jonathancarver2208
2 ай бұрын
Bro opened a spreadsheet for the first time and now thinks he's in finance.
@ItisMoody
Ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭 COMMENT OF THE SUMMER
@RM-hj7zo
3 ай бұрын
All I heard is "hello I'm a bellend".
@leo6950
3 ай бұрын
😂
@personmcbloke3819
3 ай бұрын
It’s satire
@f1shze4lot
3 ай бұрын
Lmao he can't hear you from his height. And he's sitting on a huge pile of money. You might as well scream your little insults to God
@RM-hj7zo
3 ай бұрын
@@f1shze4lot I thought I was screaming them to god lol
@RM-hj7zo
3 ай бұрын
@@personmcbloke3819 sorry forgot my mind reading medication today.
@oddkviteberg9652
3 ай бұрын
She should have added, blue eyes, not bald.
@AvS-jp5uk
3 ай бұрын
A guy in finance would never wear a suit as blue as the sky itself
@StephanieNicoleTX
3 ай бұрын
Actually they would. The color blue is associated with trust which is why every business person has a good amount of various shades of blue in their closet. - woman in finance
@AvS-jp5uk
3 ай бұрын
@@StephanieNicoleTXSure blue suits are widespread in finance, especially navy blue shades. However this kind of light blue is basically unseen in the financial sector and would associate it with a different profession - a guy in finance
@The_Sleepiest_Socialist
3 ай бұрын
Nah, it’s way bluer than the sky.
@OliABraith
3 ай бұрын
Sorry fella I don't think you fit the criteria anyway cause you didn't mention the trust fund! Good luck with your queue of models
@LonglongMan-pp7uq
3 ай бұрын
Bro is a 3 and he's acting like a 10 lol
@gabrielaligeza4113
3 ай бұрын
Like most of the men tbh 😂
@ShilohXE
2 ай бұрын
@@gabrielaligeza4113now ain’t that the truth😂
@Obn112
2 ай бұрын
@@gabrielaligeza4113said by the gender who dickride makeup😂😂😂
@Eegle1
Ай бұрын
Tell me about it. This « blue & green eyes » rhetoric
@1mTheCat
23 күн бұрын
Not a ten. No face can compensate for this attitude.
@michaelrogers6404
3 ай бұрын
No trust fund so I’m afraid you don’t qualify anyways 🤷
@user-cb1no9sp8y
2 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@_barbarasart_
2 ай бұрын
What she means by trust fund? Sorry English is not my main language
@michaelrogers6404
2 ай бұрын
@@_barbarasart_ a trust fund is like money your parents leave you that their kids didn’t have to work for and so they are quick to use it on whatever
@iXUZDAP
3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure bald is a dealbreaker also.
@yzwme586
2 ай бұрын
when you're six five theyll never find out
@mikeshafer
2 ай бұрын
You’d be amazed how many women love bald men.
@ee-mv3es
Ай бұрын
Don’t forget pasty
@juanarocha8629
2 ай бұрын
She was basically poking fun at the impossible standards of dating apps.
@jakehixon4073
3 ай бұрын
The girl didn’t actually mean that as a genuine request. She designed it specifically to be used as lyrics for a song. She even says that in the comment of the original video.
@sourcetom1880
3 ай бұрын
Some with the guy😂
@BOSSDONMAN
2 ай бұрын
You're a buffoon. She was being serious. Plenty of women are demanding 6'6" dudes nowadays. 10-15 years ago they demanded 6'-now they're demanding 6'6" because of inflation.
@safavid
2 ай бұрын
Thank you. Was looking for this. No one reads. We keep shortening text to get people to read... but they just don't. Annnnd... there are dope executions of her voice on top of music :)) One 🤘
@Alysa_edits
3 ай бұрын
Bro took this song personally
@Berryations
2 ай бұрын
I don’t think ppl understood the irony here
@Anorch-oy9jk
3 ай бұрын
men was like " mom mom, where is my suit from freds wedding. And where are the keys of your car? I need to make a video!"
@J.WinstonCPA
3 ай бұрын
They are no longer wanting a man in finance, trust fund, 6 ' 5', blue eyes
@1232sam
3 ай бұрын
Lot's of people are falling for this lmao I love this dude
@Cybelecelestethegoddess
3 ай бұрын
When he said “take her out for coffee” I knew he was a cap 😂
@Oliviapopeadoodle
2 ай бұрын
You know he’s 5’5 in accounts payable.
@farahng2867
3 ай бұрын
When he said “Women who have never looked for a man,” I thought he was going to say he liked blind women and I thought he was being open minded to differently abled people. But alas…
@smileysnubz
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RebelMuse
Ай бұрын
Speaking for the differently-abled community: we don't want him. He will never date people like us.
@STCred
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, she didn’t mean you lol
@boiells4191
3 ай бұрын
She literally did.
@marciestoddard730
2 ай бұрын
Noooo, no one is looking for a crusty mama's boy w an attitude bro. Not sure if you got the memo
@jennieamber9213
2 ай бұрын
He's a comedian that posts satire, I think something was lost in translation with all of you. XD
@arnitaxavier9446
Ай бұрын
That or the internet is filled with people who would post something like this, It's getting hard to tell lol
@Peculiarimmigrant36
2 ай бұрын
To be fair to him she didn’t say anything about good personality and joy for life.
@grahamroach505
3 ай бұрын
Just go to the wedding bro. That’s what the suit is for right?
@thehippie3610
2 ай бұрын
It's a joke my dude. She was using it as a loop for songs lol
@f22asr
2 ай бұрын
He’s just sore because he doesn’t have a trust fund.
@GorgieClarissa
3 ай бұрын
this is giving 5'8'' mentality
@Azadgoli
3 ай бұрын
What's 5'8 mentality? That's like saying "this is giving obese mentality" or something. Heightism is really not taken seriously eh
@generalno181
2 ай бұрын
@@Azadgoli fax
@thereportoftheweek787
2 ай бұрын
Nah 5’8 is not short enough to be insecure and not quite tall enough to be insecure about not being 6’. The ultimate insecure height is 5’10”. Those boys will LIE about being 6’ all the time. Talk about insecurity. 5’8 MEN are comfortable with themselves.
@Mushroomgurl90
Ай бұрын
@@thereportoftheweek787as a woman who is married to a guy who is 5'8 lol I can actually say this is very true. He is happy with himself and doesn't care about not being taller. Also, I dated a guy that was 5'10 and he definitely was insecure and upset to know he wasn't even 5'11 except when wearing boots.
@albuquerquehotspot7835
2 ай бұрын
Took her wayyyy too serious making a damn fool of yourself lol
@praninlove1466
3 ай бұрын
why so serious bruh, it's just a song
@trongnhanle7120
3 ай бұрын
It's toxic
@youknowdingo656
3 ай бұрын
he is joking mate. look at the rest of his videos (shorts specifically)
@cabalpaxiarch7239
2 ай бұрын
She's being satirical. And even if she wasn't, trust me she doesn't mean you. There's a hidden lyric behind the actual lyrics. "Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" ("great hair," "not an asshole.")
@mohameddikna2748
3 ай бұрын
You're bold, bro
@asap..now.
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@raleighrust3032
3 ай бұрын
Lol
@t.c.9029
2 ай бұрын
Bald*
@chloeblack2615
2 ай бұрын
Guys, click his other videos, he’s making a joke 😂 you’re poking fun at him missing the joke but it’s gone way over your heads
@marjastrid1394
2 ай бұрын
Why would anyone click his other videos after seeing this? I doubt he's making a joke. If he is, he failed.
@germantruthseeker
2 ай бұрын
@@marjastrid1394 It's satire.
@ItisMoody
Ай бұрын
Is he making a joke though or are you just trying to be that one guy who defends the toxic narc?.. (And he’s not funny at all 🤢)
@LonglongMan-pp7uq
23 күн бұрын
@@chloeblack2615 if it's humour it's so subtle I missed it
@SamLeoNav
2 ай бұрын
Bro I don’t think she meant you 😜
@etc834
2 ай бұрын
DEFINITELY not you either 😂🎉
@erseshe
3 күн бұрын
The comments on the parody videos: Women ☕ The comments on this video: Men ☕ In conclusion, Human ☕
@berlinocelot
3 ай бұрын
It's brilliant that so many of you actually fell for this. Keep it up, Slash ;)
@Redbird4912
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, because women are attracted to his looks.
@marsallenn2043
3 ай бұрын
It definitely isn't his personality.
@jamiemoyses5036
2 ай бұрын
This guy is actually broke. He drives a 2001 Honda
@kodyanandmistry3908
8 күн бұрын
So what. Driving a cheap car doesn't mean someone's broke. Expensive cars that people get on a lease are things bought by middle class people to show off their wealth.
@janedoe4471
3 ай бұрын
I would normally never be superficial, but given you’ve just commodified women, as a response the a woman commodifying men……… BALDY BALDY BALD BALD BALD.
@topy706
Ай бұрын
call a man bald nobody cares. call a woman fat she will call the national guard
@christinamahan5429
2 ай бұрын
The amount of people taking you seriously without scrolling through the rest of your videos is hilarious. 😂
@missartist123
3 ай бұрын
She was just joking my guy. Why are you so offended? Lol😂
@baronroaster404
3 ай бұрын
Bro's got a lot of tickets on himself for someone without hair
@marriageranger
3 ай бұрын
Don't need it. LOL
@overtonbp1
2 ай бұрын
The woman should've added, "... blue eyes, hasnt had the norwood reaper collect"
@anna-mariamarkova9584
2 ай бұрын
Dude, you seem insecure.
@johnnymccity
3 ай бұрын
You make 8 figures and can't afford a hairpiece? 😂
@comicalmaz4432
Ай бұрын
Nevermind the hair piece, he can't afford a transplant 😂
@bluesuperman1
2 ай бұрын
Bro she was just kidding, she is acting like a girl from the valley. Although I'm sure there are girls posting it unironically
@jesss9927
2 ай бұрын
He doesn’t even have a trust fund… disqualified
@shubhrashimpi3960
12 сағат бұрын
Bro is rich but cannot afford a wig
@mynameisreallycool1
3 ай бұрын
Wait, does he actually not realize that her video was a joke, or is he pretending to not know she's joking as a joke?
@IdeasAboveStation
3 ай бұрын
Look at the rest of his account. Thereth lies thine answer
@darkshadow99-ny2ct
3 ай бұрын
It's not a joke when it's most toilets actual standards nowdays
@kimikokimi
2 ай бұрын
Okay but do you have a trust fund? 😂😂
@Ilovefloptropica
2 ай бұрын
Looking for a man with 1. A soul 2. A body
@mariastoica6971
2 ай бұрын
It’s was a joke, sarcasm, finance people dropped the tactics right here 😅
@macdirty4life
3 ай бұрын
Someone take this into the next drop off that beat.
@Vihtori13
3 ай бұрын
Missing the trustfund
@Lowdo1549
2 ай бұрын
It’s a joke guys, relax 🤦♂️
@GodisMoral
2 ай бұрын
Why is dude wearing a welder shop coat to the office. This guy is valet parking, 100%
@moodogco
3 ай бұрын
It's baldy the bellend bless
@fruitytarian
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@dominicmillns5856
3 ай бұрын
This guy just screams “my daddy is a millionaire”
@ibra8096
3 ай бұрын
No. It’s a satire channel
@MsClaudiaDuran
2 ай бұрын
He doesn't even have a trust fund.
@vzeller
2 ай бұрын
For all of you judging him because he looks a certain way, what he's saying is 100 percent true.
@Kregorius
3 ай бұрын
Noooo, you cant say it out loud Damien. You just broke so many hopes and dreams of them shacking up with your wife and her boyfriend.
@marcin-gorka
3 ай бұрын
I do hope this satire like the original
@seoultrain75
Ай бұрын
I’d close that sun roof if I were you
@justinchonguyen149
2 ай бұрын
He clearly didn’t understand the joke 😮
@yanasto
3 ай бұрын
That’s ok, I am happy with my man in medicine, self-made, 5’8”, green eyes. We have four kids and have a legacy while you’re waiting to take some run-through 23 year old to Starbucks. Have fun!
@PeterChrisian
3 ай бұрын
I thought medicine was a highly credentialist field?
@Chosen302
3 ай бұрын
Someone’s like someone kinda red pilled lol 😂
@Juustovastaava
3 ай бұрын
I got a stroke trying to read that
@pilins4793
2 ай бұрын
I think he’s right but this kind of guy won’t date anyone seriously 😅 They love dramas.
@robertmiljan2722
18 күн бұрын
She meant a GOOD LOOKING man in finance, 6’5, blue eyes, so you have nothing to worry about.
@matthewkham
3 ай бұрын
No trust fund tho?... looks like you don't qualify bub
@hannahsb89
3 ай бұрын
A lot of ego with such little hair. Mans got confidence 😂
@newyorksbravest9808
2 ай бұрын
This is the chief of financial men I didn’t know you had to read other mens minds in finance
@joshuablank3668
Ай бұрын
8 figures was a massive stretch.
@actonman7291
3 ай бұрын
My kind of man. 6 foot 6 pack 6 figures. Take my mom.
@steve709061
3 ай бұрын
This guy is an embarrassment to all the teachers in his life that attempted to teach him anything.
@Sampods
Ай бұрын
I'm a guy and this guy sounds prickly to me, I can't imagine a woman date you anyway my dude
@rachelliz284
2 ай бұрын
I get the feeling that he assumes he's good-looking 😂
@StereoTyp0
3 ай бұрын
Damien Slash is in the queue. Such a fintech sigma.
@caridehome
3 ай бұрын
Bruh did you even watch the whole video before you made a response.
@sourcetom1880
3 ай бұрын
You should watch his channel before your response, he got you😅
@_marcobaez
Ай бұрын
The joke of why the girl recorded this went way over his head
@BumFightsVol5
Ай бұрын
There is no hair to catch it.
@_marcobaez
Ай бұрын
@@BumFightsVol5 xD
@didinos
Ай бұрын
"you will never date a man like me" You PROMISE??
@ttdeity5869
3 ай бұрын
To take them for a coffee???🚩🚩🚩🚩
@valearriagada89
2 ай бұрын
Well; she will have to add “with a sense of humor” because this guy doesnt get a joke 😂
@argus406
2 ай бұрын
The satire runs so deep in this channel lmao
@danionescu988
2 ай бұрын
Men in finance just wants her for a month then they get another 😂
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