5:14 - the CPU times are estimates based on how far around the track they are by the time you finish (i.e. the percentage of the race they’ve completed by the time you complete the race). Since they were mostly stuck on the first or second lap, it extrapolates that they’d take 30 minutes, even though in reality they’re probably stuck in an infinite loop of flying off the track and wouldn’t finish even if given that long lol
@Suitsnstylesguy
Жыл бұрын
Dang bro thanks 🙏🏼
@thesillyhotdog
Жыл бұрын
Bill Nye?
@LuigiFan1akaStar
Жыл бұрын
Interesting
@bomber001
Жыл бұрын
@@thesillyhotdogthe mario kart guy
@thesillyhotdog
Жыл бұрын
@@bomber001 he the bill nye of Mario Kart
@Funny_Meemme
Жыл бұрын
10:23 the bullet bill going in a huge circle at sonic speed was so hilarious
@orod7
Жыл бұрын
Funniest moment of the video for me 😂
@thomasvlaskampiii6850
Жыл бұрын
Especially at 7,300 mph 😂
@buffboy24
Жыл бұрын
That's a laughable moment
@finalfantasy84208
Жыл бұрын
I am speed
@bobandmrmecaleb5873
Жыл бұрын
Did you see Beef Boss's icon fly around the screen?
@dna0303
Жыл бұрын
11:10 Bowser beat you by less than 0.2 seconds. He flies across on almost the same frame you did. That's an astronomically close loss
@Jozerian
Жыл бұрын
This is basically how beginner Mario Kart players see 150cc
@KrazyKai64
Жыл бұрын
Or 200cc
@Chicky_Lumps
Жыл бұрын
Even as a 7 year old 50cc felt painfully slow tbh
@Gl1tchyGuy
Жыл бұрын
I made a video on that lmao
@Malyt538
Жыл бұрын
Lmao nah fr that’s how it was when I was younger now it’s easy asf now that I’m older every cc now 🤣
@markymark443
Жыл бұрын
@@KrazyKai64 how beginners see 200cc would be this but on custom tracks lol
@theflickchick9850
Жыл бұрын
3:02 I can't explain this, but this whole series of jumps was so dang satisfying to watch.
@finalfantasy84208
Жыл бұрын
& then he just crashes against the top of the wall without totalling the f1 car
@johnmartinez7440
3 ай бұрын
Seems fairly simple to explain, surely?
@freebird1621
Жыл бұрын
“48 minutes is apparently what it took for Wario to finish.” Wario’s a stamina beast
@TuxxyScout
3 ай бұрын
Nah 💀
@diediedice
2 ай бұрын
he took being a gooner too seriously
@HjonkYT
2 ай бұрын
Bro said "all Diddy"😭
@col7004
Ай бұрын
8:01
@supereststinger
Жыл бұрын
whats next? 1cc? i want to see the slowest race in mario kart history
@rubiksmath7938
Жыл бұрын
CPUs are impossible to beat on 1cc they just go faster than you
@kolo167
Жыл бұрын
even slower... _0.1cc_
@sanukwashere
11 ай бұрын
@@kolo1670cc!!!!11!!1
@splinky9226
8 ай бұрын
How Mario Kart pros see 50cc
@BrickEat
3 ай бұрын
go to a busy city and you got 1cc irl
@austinreed5805
Жыл бұрын
7:51 Beef Boss’s headbanging had perfect timing. Lmao
@laurenissnorin3953
Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO facts
@jedisalsohere
8 ай бұрын
man really said "tss tss tss tss"
@danielhanna19
5 ай бұрын
😂@@laurenissnorin3953
@prod.saturnssatellite555
Ай бұрын
BRO IS GETTING JIGGY😭
@lordkoopus
Ай бұрын
LMAO
@jorgecastillo2391
Жыл бұрын
The bullet makes you break the sound barrier at 11,745 km/h 💀 Also, idk how bowser beat you by a fraction of a second if you were in second place for a while 11:12
@omqraptor5752
Жыл бұрын
If you watch the minimap he spawns at the finish line and then if you look at the finish before poof finishes you see a turtle zoom past
@mishell128
Жыл бұрын
@@omqraptor5752 Holy shit I watched at 0.25x speed and you're right
@danthewolf1997
Жыл бұрын
That’s Mach 9.5 at sea level
@DarmaniLink
4 ай бұрын
"break the sound barrier" is an understatement, that's almost mach 10
@Cindyisadog
28 күн бұрын
that’s just under the top speed of the fastest jet-powered aircraft ever recorded (about Mach 9.6)
@GoodIntentions1116
Жыл бұрын
1:58 "We're doing better than the *other* CPUs." Poof is a robot confirmed?
@lilmrb1276
Жыл бұрын
10:25 The way the Bullet Bill just makes him fly around in a huge circle… I can’t XD
@JK-lu8zg
Жыл бұрын
It’s so funny 😂
@dxrlingsofmine
Жыл бұрын
beef turned into a tornado
@Richiedamenace
Жыл бұрын
spun him around like a record
@Senor.semaj11
Жыл бұрын
I can’t with the laugh😂😂
@HarrisonPeloso
Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see poofs bullet bill compilation at 9999999 speed
@kavinraveendran5108
Жыл бұрын
14:40 Beef Boss saying Bye Bye and flying off killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
@uribrown3284
24 күн бұрын
bye-bye indeed
@TWD98
Жыл бұрын
“We hit the thingy so hard that we didn’t even thingy”
@TheRealEpicShooters
10 ай бұрын
Real
@michaelevans2750
9 ай бұрын
Hey, Troy! Love your mario kart vids!
@R2-D2_
Ай бұрын
Realest quote of 2024
@austria-hungary7680
Ай бұрын
Realest ffs
@jacobpare5234
Жыл бұрын
Nothing like going to bed to a poofesure video… so calming
@The_Undead_Stormcloak
Жыл бұрын
The best asmr
@boop3978
Жыл бұрын
Fr 🙏
@hunterblevins1455
Жыл бұрын
Man uploads so late that I have to go to bed to it😂
@vertz1515
Жыл бұрын
So far, this is his most chilling video. besides for 14:01
@roshayredd4437
Жыл бұрын
It’s 11pm here
@spacialdimension
Жыл бұрын
I love how at 7:51 beef boss starts his falling animation right on cue with the results music
@CalebT_RC
Жыл бұрын
He loves the beat
@thatcactus.
Жыл бұрын
He really said 🔄🔄🔄🔄
@BoomBloxGD
Жыл бұрын
15:45 - the corner cut skipped a key checkpoint (a bit after the 90 degree left turn) so that’s why it wouldn’t count the lap Btw the “generous” respawn is because you’re not supposed to be able to fall off during the first half of the track so they didn’t put respawns there. The respawn does skip a key checkpoint however, so unfortunately it wouldn’t count the lap, which is also why it kept spawning you back there on the “first” lap.
@rottonpotato9191
Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓
@Africano-Oaxaqueno-Bandera
Жыл бұрын
@Official_Poofesure..........ok scam
@Kja211
Жыл бұрын
@@rottonpotato9191 I must commend your audacity for attempting to undermine someone's expertise by resorting to name-calling. Your use of the term "nerd" only reveals your own intellectual shortcomings and insecurities. It's clear that you lack the capacity to appreciate and respect individuals who possess a deeper understanding of a particular subject matter. You see, knowledge is not something to be scoffed at or dismissed. It represents the culmination of dedication, curiosity, and the pursuit of intellectual growth. While you may find solace in your superficial interests, those you label as "nerds" are the ones who dare to explore the depths of knowledge, expanding our collective understanding of the world. It's fascinating how you perceive expertise as a negative trait. By attempting to diminish someone's knowledge, you reveal your own fear of intellectual superiority. Instead of appreciating the wealth of insight and wisdom that these individuals bring to the table, you resort to feeble attempts at mockery. Let me assure you, my dear insulter, that intelligence and passion for learning should be celebrated, not derided. The world progresses through the contributions of those who dedicate themselves to the pursuit of knowledge. While you wallow in ignorance and mediocrity, these "nerds" are busy shaping the world, making breakthroughs, and leaving an indelible mark on society. So, my dear insulter, before you unleash your vitriol, take a moment to reflect on your own intellectual limitations. Instead of attempting to belittle those who possess a deeper understanding, strive to expand your own horizons, embrace the beauty of learning, and appreciate the value that knowledge brings to our lives.
@zacharyturner2944
Жыл бұрын
@@Kja211Get some self-awareness, this is cringe.
@organicorange37
Жыл бұрын
Yeah if poof wanted to finish, all he would need to do is go backwards and grab the key checkpoint
@austinreed5805
Жыл бұрын
As an Irishman once said… *SPEED IS KEY*
@jaydenwilliams8332
Жыл бұрын
That Irishman sounds like he knew how to go all the way
@wert677
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydenwilliams8332all the way to victory town. It might have possibly been time to be a winner
@menzel17
Жыл бұрын
He sounds like the kind of guy to hate kids named Billy
@mrmccrunchymcdonald2966
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he knows a certain duo named Billy and Bobby
@gabrielleal343
Жыл бұрын
by any chance, do you refer to the Drift King?
@luca_ducky1963
Жыл бұрын
6:12 “isn’t drowning just falling though? But in water?” Poofesure 2023
@HybridTheorized
Жыл бұрын
10:24 Lmao Beef Boss on the map
@themysteriousmetalmario3ro653
Жыл бұрын
The bullet bill at 10:20 was so freaking hillarious lol
@andrewnobody6737
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure going 1000 times faster will make Poof better and enjoy the game more! He won't get upset for sure Edit: my god I was right
@ramaicatseye
Жыл бұрын
Actually, he didn’t get very mad.
@riceisnice8643
Жыл бұрын
He really didn’t lol
@zenest21
Жыл бұрын
imma save this video the non-raging mario kart episode ngl
@LuigiFan1akaStar
Жыл бұрын
Didn't get much mad other than Delfino Square's jank checkpoint system and respawn points
@Zorro9129
Жыл бұрын
Beef Boss's goofy giggle every time he falls off the course is hilarious.
@bocolatebhipbookie
Жыл бұрын
ik its so silly 🤭🤭🤭
@mrawesome2332
Жыл бұрын
10:23 I was waiting for him to get a bullet bill to see what would happen. I got my answer 😂
@s4gey
Жыл бұрын
i like how beef boss just rapidly flies off of the track screen
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
Agreed it’s hilariously satisfying 😂😂😂😂😂
@Gaminggod1997BAGR
Жыл бұрын
day in the life
@theheadlesssoldier
Жыл бұрын
Poofesure is quite the speed demon. Better hold onto your buns, beef boss
@jay_is_kewl4236
Жыл бұрын
He’s also the seed demon 😈
@sanukwashere
11 ай бұрын
@@jay_is_kewl4236beef*
@bambi_enjoyer
26 күн бұрын
@@jay_is_kewl4236 don't make him plant piranha plants all around your house, buddy!
@budgiebird6668
Жыл бұрын
10:24 The craziest goofy bullet I ever seen in Mario kart Wii history
@alexrudolph6317
Жыл бұрын
Bowser won at 11:05 by a fraction of a second. If you look you can actually see him respawn and shoot across the line right before poof 😂😂😂
@JoeVO24
Жыл бұрын
i love how on mushroom gorge the way that the map is positioned has their icons flying all the way across the screen, over beef boss, to the other side. as well as what it implies as to how far off course they actually go lol
@koopamarketableplushie
Жыл бұрын
gotta love how he chose a vehicle with hardly any handling
@dazza2350
Жыл бұрын
Dude is going at bullet train speeds I don't think handling is going to change anything
@DiceyMK
Жыл бұрын
@@dazza2350as someone who has played this mod a few times, handling and acceleration are really important, it makes a bigger difference than you would think
@noahmyers2852
Жыл бұрын
“Isn’t drowning just falling with water” I will spend a lot of time thinking about this
@vertz1515
Жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he falls off the map.
@AlexanderScott66
Жыл бұрын
My blood is now flammable thanks to you
@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607
Жыл бұрын
I don’t want alcohol poisoning halfway through the video
@moothechicken8904
Жыл бұрын
NO
@rocky.rocks1445
Жыл бұрын
You’d be dead
@sillyman-skippy
Жыл бұрын
liver failure
@RCD-3070
Жыл бұрын
You should play item rain, you find it in settings, click more settings twice and then click all items can land and item rain offline buttons and you are good to go, it literally rains items and you can pick up stars, bullets and mega mushrooms in first. And when there are too many items on the ground, you can pull mushrooms in first. (And do custom tracks too)
@Opalotl
8 ай бұрын
10:24 “Oh I got a bullet!” *starts having a seizure zooming around the whole map*
@alexanderhopkins7837
8 ай бұрын
10:26 *starts laughing like the joker*
@Millieror64
19 күн бұрын
1:06 the way Baby Mario just zoomed past there while yelling "weeeeeeeee!!!" was so funny to me for some reason
@mitchprogamer
Жыл бұрын
as someone who knows all about mariokart speedrunning, multiple world records were beat in the recording of this video
@patrickmeny1298
Жыл бұрын
@Official_Poofesure.....bro thinks hes poofesure
@defectumdefectum9642
Жыл бұрын
@@patrickmeny1298 its a scam bot.
@patrickmeny1298
Жыл бұрын
@@defectumdefectum9642 yeah i know
@micahphilson
Жыл бұрын
10:24 That bullet bill was going 11,745 km/h! That's well over twice as fast as the fastest commercial bullets, and he's curving like this is Wanted! He was going over Mach 9!
@JustAPersonWhoComments
Жыл бұрын
He won first place at the cost of Poofesure's sanity of course. 999,999cc where winning means not going fast. Truly a unique gaming experience
@ijustwanttostayupuntillate5869
Жыл бұрын
@Official_Poofesure.......... No
@dictionaryuser629
Жыл бұрын
10:24 Oh I got a bullet “HELICOPTER HELICOPTER”
@willbowling3744
Жыл бұрын
Now we need you and Troy in 99999 cc
@HarrisonPeloso
Жыл бұрын
That would be a dream come true
@wwf-weirdwrestlingfan
Жыл бұрын
Such a rarity to see a Poofesure vid without screaming mic distortion 14:02 spoke too soon 😂
@samwecerinvictus
Жыл бұрын
Poof uploading just in time for me to fall asleep to some comforting raging? Yes please!
@Sample_Text84
Жыл бұрын
“Isn’t drowning just falling though … but in water?”
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Suitsnstylesguy
Жыл бұрын
No no, He’s got a point
@Tanjin10-
Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment
@CornFlex420
Жыл бұрын
No, that would be sinking, you can drown on the surface of water
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
@@CornFlex420 true it can be in both wats
@user-cq4nq8dd3e
Жыл бұрын
13:59 pretty sure what's happening here is that you haven't passed the invisible markers/checkpoints the game uses to see where in the race you are and if you've completed a lap. You probably flew over them, which results in it not counting the lap. Probably also the reason you always got reset to the same spot there, because you missed the checkpoints
@jaket2274
Жыл бұрын
Thanks to Summoning Salt I know how the track internal checkpoint system works so poof finally figuring out he couldn’t cut the corner was nice
@burnt-potatoes
Жыл бұрын
@Official_Poofesure..........bot 🤓
@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseball
Жыл бұрын
Only one thing can pull me away from a Poofesure video Another Poofesure video
@BruhBoy777
Жыл бұрын
Yessir take your W
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
10:08 Jesus it’s a victory fall
@floppyfish3.027
Жыл бұрын
10:24 the minimap 💀
@Smg4lover546
Жыл бұрын
3:57 Beef Boss Sounds Like Bart Simpson When He Falls
@SilverShamrockTimmay
2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@ktlovesducks
6 ай бұрын
10:04 WHEN HE MAKES THAT WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH SOUND I FUCKING DIE LAUGHING
@eyes5638
Жыл бұрын
The part where u did the same scream at this part 10:09 was the funniest part and sound youve ever made keep up the good work poofesure :)
@eyes5638
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention but the bullet bill was also the funniest thing ever 10:23 🤣 😂 😆
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
3:43 Jesus the CPU’s yeeeted off
@ChristopherSmart_54
Жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see poof upload a mario kart wii vid, I click
@heyitzhannah_
Жыл бұрын
you know it’s a good day when poofesure posts
@jaredwilliams8786
Жыл бұрын
Imagine this CC actually existed… lmao 🤣
@Sp3ctralI
Жыл бұрын
“And for Mario Kart 9 we introduce……1,000,000 CC!”
@Suitsnstylesguy
Жыл бұрын
10:25 poofesures map icon 💀
@brandonnitro4029
Жыл бұрын
2:10 "I don't know how to get in this hole" - Poofesure 2023
@SuccessfulArxz
Жыл бұрын
10:22 Bullet Bill: “Go Crazy ahahahgua Go Stupid ahahagunauyak” P.S The Crazy Spinning on the Minimap kills me man, XD
@crazy_guy_6644
Жыл бұрын
Its honestly kinda nice watching a poof vid where he isnt screaming in rage and actually laughing with glee and genuinely enjoying a game
@Oreo_ROCKETLEAGUE
Жыл бұрын
Nothing is better when poofesure posts at 11:00 pm at night!!
@UltimateEarth28
Жыл бұрын
this man provides us the best videos ever and makes us laugh keep up the good work!
@josephorr1849
Жыл бұрын
The CPUs getting 30 and 40 minute lap times is so funny
@richardmillixer6584
Жыл бұрын
12:03 Poofesure, there is a checkpoint system that tells the game where to respawn you. There is normal checkpoints, key checkpoints, and the finish line (which acts like a key checkpoint). You must cross each key checkpoint in order, or the one that you skip will not spawn you there. Say there is 8 key checkpoints and you cross 1-4, but then you skip 5 and go to 6. If you fall off, you will respawn at 4. I hope this explains why you kept respawning on the bridge. But idk about 15:29. It should've worked.
@dictionaryuser629
Жыл бұрын
Now we need the collab with Troy
@SonyaBladesBooty
Жыл бұрын
Ive been waiting for poof to do mario kart wii cc mods for AGES. Now its finally hear!!!
@yeeterson5544
Ай бұрын
7:52 i like how beef boss is happy and then he just starts headbanging out of nowhere
@literal_trash.
2 ай бұрын
For reference, a commercial airplane flies around 1,000 km/h. *He could race a 787 and win*
@menzel17
Жыл бұрын
Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's Daughter: 7:40
@ryanroggenbuck942
3 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@slydog7506
Жыл бұрын
I was dying when I seen all the CPUs fly off the map I might have to try this for one of my vids😂
@baergajeffrey1193
Жыл бұрын
SLYDOG love your videos yes you definitely should lol
@ItzMythOfficial
Жыл бұрын
we need a poofesure road to 9999vr
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
10:23 The bullet bill just spins it’s a spinning bill
@micahphilson
Жыл бұрын
11:11 and for all that, Bowser only beat him by a fraction of a second!
@Sp3ctralI
Жыл бұрын
Driving as fast as a Californian
@nikejordanguy2122
Жыл бұрын
10:10, LMAO! This part is hilarious.
@julianvillarreal1450
Жыл бұрын
Holy cow! 999,999 has to be a hack! That’s gotta be the fastest cc ever.
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
Agreed it’s a lot of speed more speed than I show speed
@Ascension721
Жыл бұрын
the hackiest hack thats ever been hacked
@julianvillarreal1450
Жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@God-nq7rx
Жыл бұрын
fun fact when he used the bullet bill according to the speed in the bottom right he was going about mach 10
@terabyte6903
10 ай бұрын
10:07 he left the universe
@daltoncline8077
Жыл бұрын
The epic race with the close call finish that happened between bowser and poofesure without him knowing is one for the ages
@CasualRacerRed
Жыл бұрын
*Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads* *999,999cc in a nutshell*
@jetscream8080
Жыл бұрын
i would love another Troy colab all about shortcuts
@WerewolfVincent
Жыл бұрын
2:45 Alfonso is a sphinx
@garfiery1676
Жыл бұрын
10:24 uses bullet and gets sent to the shadow realm
@albertsimon4530
3 ай бұрын
10:20 look at the mini map, he was doing 10 circles of the track per second !😂😂😂
@PhilliesFan07
Жыл бұрын
Chaos Begins At 0:24. 😂😂😂
@imcdonaldswifi
Жыл бұрын
You should do the 24 racer mod. It puts 24 people in the race instead of 12 it’s insane haha
@Supreme-Fishy
Жыл бұрын
7:05 That’s some singing skills u got Brake brake
@kasagure.
3 ай бұрын
this is what 200cc felt like when i first played Mario Kart 8
@kyal
Жыл бұрын
U can spin by holding 1 and 2
@playcube4564
Жыл бұрын
I think the meta for this CC is to literally turn around and try backing up, its slower but it might just still launch you off the map
@literallyanythingelseother
Жыл бұрын
so do the NPCs have to complete one full lap without the help of the respawn mech? Because I'd love to see what happens if you sat around until they won. That round must be perfection
@jamesm2078
Жыл бұрын
The images of flying off the tracks is hilarious.
@Michelleburton
Жыл бұрын
“Isn’t drowning just falling in water though?” - Poofesure 2023
@BiteBolt_77
Жыл бұрын
The bullet just doing some tornado movements was funny as hell
@donut3702
Жыл бұрын
The speed of sound is 1234.8 k/h. Beef boss is not only the first Mii to achieve supersonic speeds, but the first Mii to achieve Mach 9 Bravo Beef Boss. Bravo
@BC-gq1cv
Жыл бұрын
Hi poor you just made my birthday. It is on July 4th. And you just blessed me with this upload
@RivannaRailfan
Жыл бұрын
Petition to bring back American truck simulator
@nikerailfanningttm9046
Жыл бұрын
I beat this game mode while in REVERSE for the entirety of almost each cup. My cat went nuts seeing each characters “icon” flying over my screen from the mini map, she almost pulled down my 65” because of that! 🤣🤣
@kenny_.E
Жыл бұрын
what is the flag in ur pfp
@5h4d0w_UwU
12 күн бұрын
10:23 Ngl, I nearly passed out from how bad I laughed at this part
@GemmyIsGood
8 ай бұрын
10:23 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND XD
@abaraigamer8814
Жыл бұрын
11:05 if you look closely, you see browser finished less than a second before poof
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