If you are rolling "Death Saving Throws" when you get 3 saves you are at 0 HP still you are just "Stabilized" and "Unconscious" meaning you don't have to keep rolling saving throws. Rolling a nat 20 will bring you back up at 1 HP but 3 death saves will not. EDIT: This is merely me being a big dork, its a small detail he put a lot into these videos so small hiccups are always going to be a thing. I did not expect this to blow up. JoCat please keep up the amazing work you have inspired me to take up art in the form of 3D animation I hope I can provide back some of the amazing content you have given this community one day!
@AnthonyPaoliMasakiSays
4 жыл бұрын
Came here to save this, save some poor newbie from having to say "But JoCat said-" and frustrating their DM. Aside from that 10/10, great work JoCat!
@NiroKun23
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i'm here for the same reason.
@TheCinderfang
4 жыл бұрын
And after 1d4 hours you 1HP
@snakeorbreak6258
4 жыл бұрын
Another correction: Mage Hand is a cantrip, so casting 5 per day as JoCat said isn't actually illegal and the DM isn't authorized to commit dice consume.
@sylvanas9329
4 жыл бұрын
Also, I might be remembering wrong, but a 10 on a death save is actually a fail. EDIT: Apparently I was remembering wrong! You may now ignore me.
@frugsheppen3991
3 жыл бұрын
The way that my DM described stats the first time was using only tomatoes allow me to elaborate Strength : how many tomatoes can you crush Dexterity: how many tomatoes can you dodge Constitution: how many rotten tomatoes can you eat before you get sick Intelligence: knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom: knowing that a tomato does not belong in a fruit salad Charisma: the ability to sell someone a fruit salad with tomatoes in it
@emilianocarnaya1602
3 жыл бұрын
This is so genius 😂😂😂✨
@CheshireFiles
3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Exodus_Instrument
3 жыл бұрын
this sounds like a michal reaves bit
@aqj2014
3 жыл бұрын
same way i was taught how these stats work honestly
@SeaguIISoup
3 жыл бұрын
fruit salad with tomatoes? *salsa*
@Glopatronicals
4 жыл бұрын
"Clickity Clackity, you're about to get Attackity" When the DM suddenly whips out an Agnaktor.
@insertcleverpunhere718
4 жыл бұрын
why is it so accurate?
@Xenakeyblademaster
4 жыл бұрын
The best clickity clackity boi in existence
@deldotpng9833
4 жыл бұрын
Hope you wizard is packing the create water spell otherwise your about to be burned alive by a firey eldrich BLAST
@gaunt7219
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, my brain jumped to the click-clack detonators used for plastic explosives. . .may be playing a bit too much shadowrun though. Our dwarf runs around with coffee mugs full of explosive foam and wood screws
@a.z.pantera5577
4 жыл бұрын
I have an Agnaktor random box mini. Thank you for reminding me XD
@yeetsmcgee5446
4 жыл бұрын
I like when he said "Peepee, poopoo, watermelon" he cut as he began to break down laughing.
@AltrTheEgo
3 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone just skipped over it haha
@jillnettles4925
3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah no he definitely laughed, does that mean he likes to be spoon fed and used the app too tho?
@ステラ死
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that made the joke about 20x funnier than it would've otherwise been Just a short inhale before the laugh and it cuts
@NobuAlter
3 жыл бұрын
Can you...repeat that?
@dimitarmatanski3712
3 жыл бұрын
The wheeze was so precious
@dreamy_kiwi2780
2 жыл бұрын
3:55 “Hooo boy! Are you overwhelmed yet?” My brother: YES!!!!
@jspr_mrz
6 ай бұрын
me with ADHD: NOPE, MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-- /hj
@endlessinferno9610
3 жыл бұрын
The smooth animation of “FUCK” at the end legitimately scared me.
@TheNicoBozo
3 жыл бұрын
It's so good! Isn't it!
@shaneespinoza5343
3 жыл бұрын
It was smooth as fuck
@dj_shard
3 жыл бұрын
thats where 90% of the budget went
@Nighthowlerschannel
3 жыл бұрын
How it is not a meme surprises me.
@joshkrammer6122
3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone was gonna say something
@CritCrab
4 жыл бұрын
*PANTRY INFILTRATION COMPLETE*
@critnoir9926
4 жыл бұрын
CRAB TAKEOVER INITIATED!!!!
@sorinsilverheart3200
4 жыл бұрын
The crab has infiltrated the wiggler base. Good God we're all doomed.
@deathtocheetos
4 жыл бұрын
Is this the beginning of a COLLABORATION?! Please let it be Lord Crab!
@sorinsilverheart3200
4 жыл бұрын
@@deathtocheetos Please. Either a colab episode where you both read stories or Jo animates one of Crab's stories. I would love it
@Yroko
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao crit crab has joined forces with jocat
@bluntlyhonest6803
3 жыл бұрын
This video unironically taught me more about DnD than an official guide. I guess big words scare me and i need to be insulted to learn.
@luisfernandomacedodacruz6956
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing
@kernunnos
2 жыл бұрын
that's somewhat kinky
@andresmc1802
2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao I think I finally got it
@bluntlyhonest6803
2 жыл бұрын
@@kernunnos "its only kinky if you say Mommy"
@fbrassard70
2 жыл бұрын
@@bluntlyhonest6803 sounds more like a daddy to me, maybe i'm just an idiot tho. Maybe both.
@Squaredasher
2 жыл бұрын
Fans of the series noticed the bard/paladin side plot True enjoyers noticed the rogue/barbarian side plot Legends noticed the wizard/fighter side plot
@nrdkartoflen5836
Жыл бұрын
WAIT THERE ARE MORE SUBPLOTS THAN BARD/PALADIN?
@dhruvrathi7116
11 ай бұрын
@@nrdkartoflen5836Well duh. Sounds like something he'd do to make me feel stupid for not noticing the wizard/ fighter plot,
@cheatcode436
10 ай бұрын
I actually ended up noticing the latter 2 subplots while rewatching the series.
@ty-g3r
6 ай бұрын
Rewatching this series, the Wizard and Fighter relationship is probably the cutest of the three.
@moonwa1ker899
4 жыл бұрын
I love how jo laughs when saying "if you're a baby who laughs at the phrase 'peepee poopoo watermelon'" it was adorable ngl
@reapermaster1233
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ilovepokemonandanime
4 жыл бұрын
It funnier because he laughs before he finishes the sentence
@MsWatismyname
4 жыл бұрын
@@ilovepokemonandanime Be honest, we all did.
@strionic770
4 жыл бұрын
I love how it's a universal human experience to laugh at the phrase "peepee poopoo watermelon". It brings us together as a species
@vixxcelacea2778
4 жыл бұрын
It's also ironic because he's saying anyone who laughs at that is a baby, meaning he's a baby.
@mollysargent389
4 жыл бұрын
"Clickity Clackity you're about to get Attackity" Is the best version of 'Roll for Initiative' I've ever heard
@dethmetalfan91
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm totally going to use it in a future session
@kkTeaz
3 жыл бұрын
@Mary L220 *Sam e*
@Xan4591
3 жыл бұрын
I actually did this to my players as they were getting hyped for a climactic boss fight against a major enemy. They deflated so quickly that i could not help but laugh for a few minutes before we got back on track.
@nickkurzy2246
3 жыл бұрын
I am not even a DM and I am taking notes on the jokes he makes in his videos. Hell, I've never even played D&D (something I will hopefully change soon).
@voland6846
Жыл бұрын
@@nickkurzy2246 Did it change?
@OneNerdyAce
4 жыл бұрын
“And dumb buzzfeed quizzes” I’m now calling alignment that and you can’t stop me
@christofferhougaard
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not complaining. XD
@ThumbsTup
4 жыл бұрын
@@christofferhougaard neither am I
@rachel_sj
4 жыл бұрын
You need to watch Jocat’s video on the alignment chart. It’s pure self-wish-fulfillment gold!
@OneNerdyAce
4 жыл бұрын
Rachel S I did and it was awesome
@Malwontae
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you fall on the Chaotic side of the quiz.
@VoiceOfMyMuse
2 жыл бұрын
Jo: I'm willing to bet those are the kinds of people who think cheese and mayonnaise can co-exist on a sandwich Me: And so I took that personally
@Malacha1
2 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@kaylarichardson5174
9 ай бұрын
I legit just had a grilled mayo and cheese sandwich (I forgot to buy butter). I feel called out now 😂😂
@darthnovii
6 ай бұрын
Is mayo and cheese not standard on most sandwiches? I'm immensely confused.
@ihavefleas196
Ай бұрын
and bananas? or just me?
@yeahrequiem751
4 жыл бұрын
I hate myself for laughing at “peepee poopoo watermelon”
@numskul1234
4 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely he laughed at it too
@phonetheory7056
4 жыл бұрын
We all do, yoshikage kira.
@seta2710
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@RealityRogue
4 жыл бұрын
Anything he says can be funny
@eggcelentrat4005
4 жыл бұрын
Thats why I use the app
@_underscore_9271
4 жыл бұрын
"The dm has full rights to eat your dice," Funny thing about that, one time I dropped a half sized d12 on a table while not paying attention because I was looking for a different die, and unbeknownst to me the d12 I dropped had landed in my drink, and let's just say I didn't know about it until I was spitting it out
@BloodLegaZ
4 жыл бұрын
Sugar dice are great. Every nat 1 and I get a little fatter.
@Pancakeli
4 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't find out about it later, I can't imagine that would have been too enjoyable
@PokeTheBunny
4 жыл бұрын
As Jeremiah Webb says, you could have been replacing the 'p' with an 'h' in your last sentence...
@Th3BlackLotus
4 жыл бұрын
Strength is how hard you can throw a tomato. Dexterity is how accurate you can throw a tomato. Constitution is how many tomatoes you can eat before getting sick. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn't belong in a fruit salad. Charisma is how well you can sell a tomato.
@reaperenzeru2165
4 жыл бұрын
Charisma is being able to sell someone a tomato-based fruit salad. By the way, Salsa exists. :-)
@spam2680
4 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I been so enlightened by a tomato.
@DefinitelyNotJay3705
4 жыл бұрын
To Ma Toe
@vacuumcleaner2415
4 жыл бұрын
It’s from Arcadum lol
@theinsanegamer1024
4 жыл бұрын
I heard that before, but Con was "How well you can survive eating a rotten/poisoned tomato."
@ZayJayPlays
2 жыл бұрын
I love this one because it basically teaches you how to play DnD in as much time as the player handbook takes to tell you that Dwarves are short.
@luxluther436
3 жыл бұрын
“Roll initiative is when your DM says “Clickety clackety you’re about to get attackety.” “Roll three failures and your character sheet becomes a DM’s ass wiping sheet.” “This is the sheet of all your accomplishments. Oh look at that it’s blank!”
@kman3554
3 жыл бұрын
Greatest quotes from the video
@Pingu4708
3 жыл бұрын
Another thing you could say is “Roses are red, a type of Metal is brass, now y’all get ready to kick some ass!”
@Icefy_2024
3 жыл бұрын
I Love It When The Notification Comes, "Someone Has Subscribed Your Channel" 😂 "Someone Has Liked Your Comment" It Always Makes My Day!..
@JoCat
4 жыл бұрын
and so there's only one guide left to do...
@aakfree
4 жыл бұрын
oh? oh...
@MrMordo85
4 жыл бұрын
how to beg someone to be DM?
@tuopi27
4 жыл бұрын
crap guide to why you didnt add anything to the table after the crap guide to races video?
@blazinbethpheonixgirl294
4 жыл бұрын
NOOO LET THERE BE MORE
@chadstubenrauch1771
4 жыл бұрын
My friend, we need everything explained because we are but mere pee pee poo poo dumb heads
@jacksonmilligan8525
4 жыл бұрын
JoCat: "You wanna hear about sword and shield?" Me: "Oh no thank you, im good" JoCat: (Loading shotgun) "YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT SWORD AND SHIELD?"
@impofan6915
4 жыл бұрын
the problem with "you wanna hear about sword and shield" is that it's not a question
@jacksonmilligan8525
4 жыл бұрын
@@impofan6915 My bad its a COMMAND
@blackjacktrial
4 жыл бұрын
Methinks someone has partaken in heresy. Have you been eating your bread?
@jacksonmilligan8525
4 жыл бұрын
@@blackjacktrial Thy accuseth me of heresy? Seems like the words of a which sayeth I.
@JuampaXXI
4 жыл бұрын
Groovy
@gweedle8521
Жыл бұрын
"We're gonna take a little break from the main sh*t to take al look at THIS sh*t" As a total beginner in DND, I really felt that.
@chronee5390
4 жыл бұрын
Ok, I don’t think anyone has said this so I will: it’s super fuckin neat that he adds the thing he talked about in the previous video in the intro of future videos
@ghostcraft9343
4 жыл бұрын
It’s a running theme and I love it
@MissLilianae
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. For almost every video he's added I go back just to watch the table/back wall fill up with stuff XD
@hamburgersandwich4273
4 жыл бұрын
If he keeps the series going for long enough you will start to wonder wether that sock on the wall was after the potted wiggler or before the Harry Potter books.
@R4IVA
4 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the vids where he moved the bard across the table then it was defeated by the paladin and sent back across the table
@IcyDragonPolaris
4 жыл бұрын
@@R4IVA "Defeated"
@carrotpotato4842
3 жыл бұрын
"Mage bullets" make WAY MORE SENSE than a slot. Slot sounds like something to be filled.
@doughnutboyo6922
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not an expert, but from what I could gather casters in 1.&2. edition had to had to prepare each spell by "filling" one of thier slots with the specific spell . You also could only prepare each spell only once. This is sometimes referred to as "Vancian casting", since it was based on the magic in the "Dying Earth" series by Jack Vance. Mages would forget the spell they cast and had to use a spellbook to recover them. I'm 17 tho and got this from D&D videos on youtube, so might not be 100% accurate.
@enderboy-db3sh
3 жыл бұрын
yes. filled. maybe with your SPELL?
@drago939393
3 жыл бұрын
... I vote for it to simply be retooled into "mana".
@drago939393
3 жыл бұрын
@@War_Magus I feel like the concept is definitely not easy to understand if it has to be explained via metaphor and if every non-D&D player (or simply new player) is baffled by it. Meanwhile the concept of mana is extremely common.
@amandaslough125
3 жыл бұрын
@@War_Magus While the concept is easy, the vocabulary certainly isn't. (like how attack bonus should be accuracy bonus so players don't confuse it with a bonus to your damage, which was something needed to be clarified in the video). Calling it something like "stored mana" that you have to recharge each day, and then "attune" it to whatever spells you want to use, would be a lot easier for players to understand, and function the exact same way.
@Ralph6555
4 жыл бұрын
"why are Electrum pieces so stupid!?" You know..i don't think i've ever been in a campaign that actually used Electrum now that i think about it
@kingalfred2014
4 жыл бұрын
They don't get used much because they mess with the base 10 system that all the other currency operates on.
@argella1300
4 жыл бұрын
They’re half dollars. They’re stupid
@requetesanty
4 жыл бұрын
Is like you have 1 cent, and that cent has a 0.5 cent xD is really dumb that currency xD
@demonspawnjake
4 жыл бұрын
I used it my player said that's dumb and I told that's why I did it
@toddalexander5015
4 жыл бұрын
@@argella1300 though you'd get a lot of them if you kill a tooth fairy
@erinreviews5444
Жыл бұрын
I've never felt more empowered and yet terrified in my entire life.
@speinz9430
3 жыл бұрын
0:38 The fact that Jocat laughed at his own joke just makes this entire video perfect
@silverthered811
2 жыл бұрын
id like to think that wasnt scripted either
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
2 жыл бұрын
@@silverthered811 The subtitles-when turned on- do say 'corpses' so it definately wasn't intentional.
@HobGungan
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was intentional since he insulted people who would laugh at it and then he laughed at it.
@OckleBockle
2 жыл бұрын
yes. just yes
@zoboothemafoo
Жыл бұрын
@@silverthered811 If you've ever watched JoCat streaming you know he's physically uncapable of saying "peepee poopoo watermelon" without laughing.
@SkyXXth
4 жыл бұрын
"who goes first and who stacks dice for the next half-hour" i felt that
@zace7951
4 жыл бұрын
Boy I a barbarian we all felt that
@thebardprince4524
4 жыл бұрын
I felt that and I'm a bard. I have 2 sets of dice that I use: one for actually playing the game and one for stacking.
@tygokoren3085
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I started keeping minutes in combat encounters "18:01: DM says role innitiative 18:03: the wizard can't figure out whether to fireball 2 enemies and 3 allies or fire bolt the Boss on the other side of the room 18:07: The rogue is having issues remembering how many dice to role, so he and the DM are consulting the PHB and are looking up Mordenkainen's online because nobody brought a copy 18:13: Bad guys turn 18:15: Alright its my turn lay on hands on the fighter the wizard knocked out and healing word on the wizard because he's got a tunnel in his shoulder from a arrow 18:16: the fighter is still not back from the toilet 18:20: the fighter is back and is reading through his stuff 18:23: the fighter decided to use the attack action and end his turn 18:26: Sorc player arrives 50 minutes late to the game and asks if we managed to finish a turn yet 18:31: Sorc is seated and bard is taking a turn, casts vicious mockery. 18:32: Sorc casts fireball. 18:37 Sorc finally figured out what wild magic mishaps will kill us all Turn 1 over"
@michaeljuarez9686
4 жыл бұрын
Yep had that happen. And im pretty sure i had a +5 to initiative too
@magiv4205
4 жыл бұрын
"peepee poopoo watermelon" *giggles* Never change, JoCat.
@dr.deadworth
4 жыл бұрын
wanna like, but youre at triple six.
@hibiscusishere
4 жыл бұрын
@@dr.deadworth same
@dr.deadworth
4 жыл бұрын
@@hibiscusishere someone spoiled our fun. 673 now
@IanAnimatesBagels
2 жыл бұрын
For those genuinely unsure about the flaws section, I have a quick and easy recommendation: A crippling fear, and a stress response. For your crippling fear you can use thing like fire, or the dark, or the ocean. Or you can try for more exotic and vague ones like your past, or blood, or alcohol, or magic. The magic fear has a slightly more difficult but interesting cousin in the form of casting characters who are specifically afraid of their OWN magic. This works best for sorcerers and warlocks, but you could probably squeeze it in to anyone who uses magic. For stress responses, the most common ones are just flat out running, some form of RP paralysis, a mental breakdown, passing out, a blind violent rage, or something of that nature. You can get more inspiration by checking out the various madness tables in the DMG.
@steeledminer616
Жыл бұрын
Alternatively a situation that may get them to act against their best interests. "I am prone to jump headfirst into dangerous situations" as an example.
@kjj26k
6 ай бұрын
@@steeledminer616 An example that is a mix of that and a fear, from Critical Role: The Rogue that is so deeply afraid of losing anyone in the party that he is constantly throwing himself into very risky situations and frontline combat so as to meet potential threats and take them out before they could threaten the others. The fear is "losing someone" The stress response is "yeet myself at the threat blades first"
@steeledminer616
6 ай бұрын
@@kjj26kYup And heck flaws can SOUND positive too; An official one is "I go where angels fear to tread"
@erenjager4698
3 ай бұрын
great framework. i had a character who was a hermit for a long time, and began talking to himself in mirrors. when he started adventuring, he was uncontrollably angry at his reflection and would scream and speak at it. made for some interesting situations in anything where i could see my reflection. water, a shiny shield, mirrors, etc all became a problem for me.
@finnoffer8539
4 жыл бұрын
I’m totally adding “Are You Smarter Than a Kobold” to my campaign
@DHTheAlaskan
4 жыл бұрын
The twist is its a kobold wizard with the sage background.
@bryanmerel
4 жыл бұрын
Don't ever say that in front of Chris Zito. XD
@cosmicsailor8733
4 жыл бұрын
*"ARE YOU SMARTER THAN 5 GAY KOBOLDS?"*
@hamburgersandwich4273
4 жыл бұрын
The anser to that kwestion is yes, i am smartr. I akchuly no how 2 spel gud
@stocktonjoans
4 жыл бұрын
@@DHTheAlaskan i was totally thinking of doing that
@Maniizu
4 жыл бұрын
How do I use a character sheet? Everyone: well, lemme explain... *30 minute explanation* JoCat: *KONDENS*
@pricerowland
4 жыл бұрын
My one complaint with character sheets is that they don't have enough space for me to write down the dozens of flaws my characters have.
@nyangata7278
4 жыл бұрын
I think I just wrote ADHD for one character. It perfectly explains why she can be such a pain in the ass.
@retrobot8760
4 жыл бұрын
saying it as it is.
@dafroakie9984
4 жыл бұрын
Flaws: I have too many flaws for one character to have.
@liquidatorlinov8835
4 жыл бұрын
when your characters a bard my characters flaw: hasnt been laid by a dragon
@nyangata7278
4 жыл бұрын
@@liquidatorlinov8835 My ranger hasn't pet all the dogs in the world yet. It's a serious issue, ok?
@bmalloy0
Жыл бұрын
Me: "This was a really good video! I wasn't attacked at all thi--" Video: "HEY! You forgot to write your character's backstory!" JoCrap and me: "FU--"
@nonsmellaoverlord
4 жыл бұрын
14:40 It’s ok, Jocat, there are those that look past the jacked wiggler and recognize the goldmine of content you have.
@hyliasknight
4 жыл бұрын
The people who don't, on the other hand, are the ones who are trying to get into DND but don't quite understand it yet. These guides have honestly been lifesavers, and I think this one is the most useful out of all of them. The disclaimer at the start seems least relevant to this video, since as far as I can tell it's all-encompassing and accurate except that one missing part about saving throws
@AzureIV
4 жыл бұрын
Aww poor JoCat. i.imgur.com/9BGS3u7.png
@JohanFaerie
4 жыл бұрын
This is now the definition of "A Crash Course into D&D".
@gutsmasterson2488
4 жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m John Green and this is Crash Course D&D!
@abracadabruh5718
4 жыл бұрын
I assume his starting equipment is a sword, shield, and assless chaps And wiggler hat
@sagescribe_
4 жыл бұрын
And Necklace of Fireballs. Don't ask how it's there, it just is
@jasonkeith2832
4 жыл бұрын
He's actually just what happens when you give a wiggler a sword and shield.
@musketeerash
4 жыл бұрын
Wiggler head isn't gear, he was born with that.
@2kfantasygamer
4 жыл бұрын
And a harp because... bards
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
4 жыл бұрын
No, his race is simic hybrid. Human+Wiggler
@ShadowGunR
Жыл бұрын
I know this video is 3 years old, but THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!! My friends started a D&D club and I started watching videos to try to learn the game, but this one not only explained things the most effectively, but the most entertainingly. I swear I'm rewatching this just to hear a "proverbial pounding in p*rnographic proportions" and "let's put a PEEN in that" over and over. Now I've smoothly started playing the game thanks to you! This video quickly got me into the game and gave me a ton of laughs!!🤣❤
@The_Number1Candyman
4 жыл бұрын
F in the chat for Jocat in that hidden frame at the end, feels bad man
@beanslinger2
4 жыл бұрын
big rip
@emarusso5758
4 жыл бұрын
F
@Headwuend
4 жыл бұрын
All of us are forever in the shadow of Jocrap. ;~;
@emaank7745
4 жыл бұрын
F
@Joey099
4 жыл бұрын
Big oof
@ghalleonorez
4 жыл бұрын
14:40 just to let you know, he’s the opener. he’s funny, but he’s not why we stay man, don’t let it get to you too much. Also it’s like the last 10th of a second in 14:40, it’s quick but if you manage to go frame by Fran you can see it
@sweesbees
4 жыл бұрын
come for the wiggle stay for the bard prince
@1ManRandom
4 жыл бұрын
Ghalleon Orez Amem to that. There’s some seriously good shit on this channel when you take the time to dig deeper after watching the Crap Guides.
@locorocky1
4 жыл бұрын
I'm on mobile, what's the picture of?
@samhillbrook4606
4 жыл бұрын
@@locorocky1 It's Jocat sitting in front of his PC looking sad, while Jocrap has his back turned to him with a bunch of people cheering him on.
@cadenayers9253
4 жыл бұрын
Crap Guides are fun and all, but we’re staying because of the person with the creative talent to make the Crap Guides and so much more. And don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the Crap Guides. I just know that there’s so much more to be seen and a genuinely kind and talented person behind the Crap. We love you man, try not to beat yourself up.
@oligb1469
4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about that ending BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A MASK THAT'S JoCrap's HEAD!?
@jasonkeith2832
4 жыл бұрын
He's what happens when you raise a wiggler on swords and shields.
@petemagnuson7357
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one caught off guard by that. It's so visceral and upsetting.
@oligb1469
4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonkeith2832 Like just raw S'N'S being fed to a wiggler like shovelling it into an incredibly buff wiggler
@youtubewatcher7957
4 жыл бұрын
And also, that Jocrap still has "wiggler head" on his equipment list. So if what we see isn't a mask... where *is* the wiggler head?
@wesleywebb5554
4 жыл бұрын
It's enchanted with a glamour so that it can open wide when he yells "FUCK".
@nickmalachai2227
3 жыл бұрын
"or 8d6 fire damage inatwentyfootradiusJUSTFIREBALL! (explosion)" ... I love these videos.
@ashleyl2344
3 жыл бұрын
AOE FIRE DAMAGE 🔥
@Slamenzo
3 жыл бұрын
FIREBALLLL
@AmalgamJiena
3 жыл бұрын
10:25
@suprememario7957
3 жыл бұрын
Question when it says 1d8 damage is the damage the number you roll
@nickmalachai2227
3 жыл бұрын
@@suprememario7957 yup. "d(X)" is the die type (like a d6/cube, or a d4/triangular pyramid), and the number in front is the number of dice. So, 8d6 is 8 of the six-sided dice rolled and added together.
@luckyphant0m0125
4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that when he said "religion" the sword and shield appeared on screen? 2:12
@Boostyyy
4 жыл бұрын
Because S&S is the one true savior
@SStarry_Days
3 жыл бұрын
Deus vult
@MotionlessParadox
3 жыл бұрын
Weapons are part of my religion, yes
@kolcrap7063
4 жыл бұрын
That little laugh at your own joke is great 0:35
@atotallyrealhuman8780
3 жыл бұрын
I know
@forsakenbrownie708
2 жыл бұрын
This is the only video that has actually made me able to understand a character sheet. The lightning fast talking speed so that I don't even have to speed up the video, the animations that catch your eye and keep you engaged, the silly sounds and slight insults that allow me to feel like it's not a formal class...all of it was so perfect for my ADHD dumb ass to actually keep up and understand. Thank you thank you thank youuuuu for this.
@tulokthebarbrarian2033
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, why did your character sheets look weird? They're all missing the part that says "daddy issues" in the flaws section. That's on everyone's sheet, right?
@bluesuzaku3229
4 жыл бұрын
Tulok! Good to see you supporting the algorithms for other D&D content creators. :)
@pablovalencia829
4 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that my character doesn't have mommy issues (?)
@bionicdragon5
4 жыл бұрын
Mine just says "BURNING HATRED FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER." But my alignment's Chaotic Good, so it's fine.
@Paratroopersteark
4 жыл бұрын
this is why 90% of the americans join the military, they could be cozy in some dungeon cellar playing DnD, but instead they are somwhere getting shot at, mowing some grass, or at a hoehouse.
@TimberwolfJ1
4 жыл бұрын
Mine always says "drinks mayo like water"
@enbyunus
4 жыл бұрын
Jo: you probably are a baby that laughs at peepee poopoo watermelon Also Jo: slight wheeze
@Shrooblord
4 жыл бұрын
Take #42
@joshhaworth2155
4 жыл бұрын
Glad somebody else noticed.
@thechazzler8934
4 жыл бұрын
I love it
@brandongalvan6603
4 жыл бұрын
Prediction: Jo will talk about how the Inspiration section is never used. EDIT: In my defense, the fact that he didn't bring it up only further supports my statement.
@finngardiner5358
4 жыл бұрын
Jo, in fact, did not even mention the inspiration section because it is never used
@enzodeganiarantes2968
4 жыл бұрын
This section is so forgotten he didn't even use it
@crazypig1007
4 жыл бұрын
Wait there's an inspiration section?
@hmmmooops
4 жыл бұрын
The inspiration section, or, as my dm probably calls it in his head, the "they might not be completely stupid" section
@adhennakbar4516
4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me where is the bathroom?
@Alinias
2 жыл бұрын
Having played Dungeons and Dragons since second edition when I was 5 years old, I personally enjoy JoCat explaining the game to me like I'm a foolish mortal wombat. This isn't sarcasm, I love this series.
@diegothecat5554
4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one is questioning the one-frame image of JoCat overshadowed by JoCrap found in the ending
@hirruruikuni260
4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, that's exactly what it's portraying. Everyone is talking about and laughing at everything "JoCrap" and the Crap Guides do. Meanwhile, not much attention is paid to JoCat's other works and videos. He even points that out in one, or two of his older videos.
@samuelevans738
4 жыл бұрын
@@hirruruikuni260 I look at them! I can't wait for more j-overly edited videos...
@CBRN-115
4 жыл бұрын
Feelsbadman
@samuelevans738
4 жыл бұрын
There's no shadow...
@insanejackolantern5134
4 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment something just like this.
@Scatteredpast
4 жыл бұрын
"Alignment: Lesbian" good to know your Bard and Paladin still have their influence
@Generic_Squirrel
4 жыл бұрын
Special effects Include when being insulted you will be defended you viciously and brutally on social media
@tomfranck8821
4 жыл бұрын
Wait is the paladin a women? I can't tell with the armor 😅
@kiquesbrothers1454
4 жыл бұрын
Tom Franck don’t know
@tomaszskowronski1406
4 жыл бұрын
Beauregard and Yasha say "'sup?" Also, Keg is aroused.
@nokachi3339
4 жыл бұрын
@@tomfranck8821 she was wearing a dress in the warlock one
@KingEggoStudios
2 жыл бұрын
"But mourn them ye shall not, for they be weak ass bitches!" My favorite line
@moogamooga2100
4 жыл бұрын
Other people have said this, but I still LOVE how the room that he’s in is gradually filling up with mini, charts, and a shelf with a plushie on it. 😊
@metalpsalm
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing. I have never seen the scary "am I doing my taxes right now?" character sheet explaned this well before.
@metalpsalm
3 жыл бұрын
And, for the record, I've adored Electrum pieces since first edition
@erinreviews5444
Жыл бұрын
Best description of this sheet I've ever seen 😆
@datmanydocris
4 жыл бұрын
"If you want to be spoonfed like a baby who laughs at the phrase pee pee poo poo watermelon" jocat says as he proceeds to laugh while saying it.
@Kaaxe
Жыл бұрын
Honestly my hope for learning DnD for christmas and getting an 11 year old to learn it too is now crushed
@sanjablazina2879
Жыл бұрын
Did you at least start?😊
@leviblanchard7437
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you use an app like D&D beyond, it will walk you through all of what this video covers step by step. It’s super useful for creating a character and then using it to keep track of attacks and spells. There’s even spots in there for notes and backgrounds details!
@MaxxMarvel
Жыл бұрын
Lmao same but im trying to do it by Halloween
@SquidwardsBigFatNose
8 ай бұрын
Just do what my dad did, a few spells to pick from if you're a wizard, a basic attack if you're a martial class, armor class and health, no death saves, you are "dead" until someone heals you, and ask what kinda character they wanna be and make the sheet for them.
@goldlizard9270
4 жыл бұрын
“Here, you can add your spellcasting class in case you’re Abserd and forget which one it is.”
@SJohann
4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that I completely forgot about Abserd until now.
@TheRodentMastermind
4 жыл бұрын
I know the pain, I'm running a Rogue/Bard/Warlock Tiefling with an Instrument of the Bard and a Rod of the Pact Keeper.... So that is Warlock Spell Slots, Bard Spell Slots, Bardic Inspiration, Racial once a day spells, Insturment of the Bard once a day spells. Different DC, disadvantages and Casting Attack Rolls depending which list spells come from and whether they are charms or not.... And that is only 3 classes... not all of them. As you may guess I have built a character sheet from scratch..
@madlysoldier5143
4 жыл бұрын
“My name is Abbbserrrdd” “...kill me and release me from this torment”
@TheFalseVacuum
3 жыл бұрын
I just think it's really cute that the fighter and wizard actually got together, even with both of their crap charisma 8:35
@wooden49
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe both is as dense as heck and didn’t “officially” dating yet
@danielcastillo591
2 жыл бұрын
It's that annoying "Everyone says they're dating and they basically are, but they're not"
@wooden49
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielcastillo591 Welcome to the shipping-train, destination: I have no idea who's gonna be ship next
@deadersurvival4716
Жыл бұрын
@@wooden49 Nah, shipping is "everyone says they're dating, but they've never met, have no way of meeting, and would never get together if they had"
@ClockworkOuroborous
Жыл бұрын
@@deadersurvival4716 nah, shipping is just saying 2 ( or more) characters are in a relationship, when it's not explicity in cannon. There's a ton of shipping for Zuko and Katara for A:TLA and they've certainly met (and are a better fit than Aang and Katara, but what do I know)
@theguy3851
4 жыл бұрын
"Numbies to complex. brain hurtie." -the barbarian
@irradiatedslagheap7933
4 жыл бұрын
Okay, so this is how good you are at smashing, and this is how good you are at tanking other people's smashes like a boss. Here's your D12, just roll it whenever I tell you to, okay big guy?
@ThePandoraGuy
4 жыл бұрын
Ehm...Barbarian still smart enough to solve Riddle of Steel, meanwhile not-smoothbrained Wizard....Warlock....BLACK SNAKE MASTER, huh, he failed. And then he died. Remember, fellow Barbarians and Barbarettes. Flesh grows weak, Steel becomes brittle, but the Will is indomitable. And if you don't believe me, THEN TO SIGIL WITH YOU.
@CBRN-115
4 жыл бұрын
Totally relatable. My brain is also smooth
@samuelevans738
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePandoraGuy I don't get it
@ThePandoraGuy
4 жыл бұрын
@@samuelevans738 Conan the Barbarian? The Riddle of Steel? The failure of the man who seeks wisdom by domination?
@parkerblair3809
2 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely the best and most concise breakdown of a character sheet I've seen and I've been looking for so long
@shellknight1323
4 жыл бұрын
I skipped many events for *"Animal Planet's: The Most Xtreme"* ... And I regret nothing
@Galaxy--Bug
4 жыл бұрын
That shit was the best show ever.
@zenebean
4 жыл бұрын
We all must make sacrifices for greater knowledge
@Pancakeli
4 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about it today, I used to love the crap out of it, I gotta find somewhere to watch it again lol
@Ryuflare1
4 жыл бұрын
That show single-handedly made me love Animal Planet. Now Animal Planet sucks.
@jacobg6628
4 жыл бұрын
That single sentence flung me back a decade and a half, that show kicked ass!
@WMFawn
4 жыл бұрын
The frame of JoCat being overshadowed by JoCrap makes me sad. Jo, no matter what you upload, i love you, not the stinky wiggler man. Your talented and so lovely and i hope you have a good day.
@mr2octavio
4 жыл бұрын
Well the other one is not really that interesting, I gave it a try but it didn't really interested me
@AzureIV
4 жыл бұрын
Aww poor JoCat. i.imgur.com/9BGS3u7.png
@roseradenox2874
4 жыл бұрын
frenchiveruti Thats your opinion, it’s still rude to go out of your way to say that instead of nothing.
@chasethegamerguy9630
4 жыл бұрын
Heresy!!!
@connormcconnell7881
4 жыл бұрын
@@mr2octavio BURN THE HERITIC!
@spencerwhitman7775
4 жыл бұрын
Just remember kids, only fiends deal in electrum...
@Cloudywarrior1
4 жыл бұрын
My party was dissing electrum and I had exactly 5 silver pieces on me, so I roleplayed going to the bank just to switch out five silver pieces for an electrum piece, and then gave it to the adopted waterdeep children (Jenks, Squiddly and Nat) of the party member who was talking about how redundant electrum was just to see his sheer look of disapproval.
@Tibsbb
4 жыл бұрын
Fiends, and Barovians.
@chrisrhodes9037
4 жыл бұрын
Fiend breaks down door: "...AND Souls, don't forget about the souls!"
@SolstaceWinters
4 жыл бұрын
*furiously scribbling notes*
@xRosaliax
4 жыл бұрын
All of my characters carry at least 1 electrum piece from chargen onward. I like to see if it ever comes up, and if it doesn't, it's my lucky gold/silver keepsake.
@AussieAwesome
2 жыл бұрын
My brother and I picked up D&D at a toy/board game shop for his birthday, and we’ve referred to these videos when we first made our characters. Safe to say I have the smoothest of smooth brains cause I instantly forgot about what the attack bonus was/did, so one game I threw it on to my damage roll and instantly gained +5 damage instead of +3 to my d20 roll. Safe to say I’ve fixed that for now. Oh shit, my attack bonus should be +6 due to my proficiency’s.
Unironically, this is probably the single most useful D&D tutorial I have watched... And I have watched a looooootttttt of tutorial videos.
@Klipik12
3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, we all laughed at "peepee poopoo watermelon".
@AlgoRythm2022
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I did. 😂😂
@this_is_japes7409
3 жыл бұрын
so did jocrap, he just cut it out.
@redgeoblaze3752
3 жыл бұрын
I only laughed because he started laughing.
@breezema3371
3 жыл бұрын
guilty
@MultiZernez
3 жыл бұрын
i didnt laugh at it when he said it in the video but for some reason when i read this comment i laughed
@DancingInDreamWorld
4 ай бұрын
Anytime I try to explain D&D to a new person, I link them to this video. Thank you so much for everything you did for us, JoCat. I hope you are happy and safe.
@Mewgius
3 жыл бұрын
"now you have no excuse not to play" Jokes on you, I don't have friends
@ahmedabderraoufkourtaa1922
3 жыл бұрын
this must e funny but it sounds bad for me xD
@brennenkowtko9809
3 жыл бұрын
There are ways you can play on your own
@danielalex271
3 жыл бұрын
@@brennenkowtko9809 he could also join a dnd group and go to a random campaign you get to know new people
@IPjarjat1299
3 жыл бұрын
5:35 can't believe I missed this OSP red and blue cameo for this long. The detail in this series is mind blowing
@lnt305
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you're right!
@Miss.mellohi
2 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
@rayanderson5797
2 жыл бұрын
Oohhh. I didn't recognize Red because she's wearing sleeves.
@nyukjustacommenter857
Жыл бұрын
@@rayanderson5797 TRUE. Sleeves would be the perfect disguise for her.
@crustaceanking3293
3 жыл бұрын
14:34 that extra effort animating "FUCK" really got me
@wooden49
2 жыл бұрын
I knew it, he actually has wiggler head under that mask
@JesterC88
Жыл бұрын
Mentioning the grace rolls of rolling all 1's when doing 4d6, in my group if you roll four 1's, it counts as rolling four 6's.
@ikirato
4 жыл бұрын
Jo, if the long-head dude was your entire channel I wouldn’t have stayed, the wholesome and hardworking dude behind it is what makes this channel good 👌 14:40
@Spectralyzed
4 жыл бұрын
Afreakinmen.
@GGolden2500
4 жыл бұрын
The "Long headed dude" is called JoCrap
@IceFire1800
4 жыл бұрын
@@GGolden2500 and it's a Wiggler head
@hecko-yes
4 жыл бұрын
(i would've stayed for the long-head dude tbh)
@alphalial2605
4 жыл бұрын
He's brought me here. The guy hides behind him make me stay!
@Lukemccarthy2011
4 жыл бұрын
"I call this sexual position, the flop."
@packmule1123
4 жыл бұрын
Everybody do the flop!
@skyblade7438
4 жыл бұрын
“Take 2d6 bludgeoning damage. Also, roll for performance.”
@mozzapple
5 ай бұрын
I am so eternally grateful that I use a website to keep track of all of this
@PatCatzz
3 жыл бұрын
"And keep track of your got damn slots, because if you don't, and just so happen to be able to cast 5 Mage Hands..." Mage Hand is a cantrip...
@summermermaidstar756
3 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@Puroboi8894
2 жыл бұрын
Wow what a crap guide
@artoriasgameing6601
2 жыл бұрын
@@Puroboi8894 TO D N D
@spindash64
2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: DnD is a big game, lots of things to fuck up when going over quickly
@Cam_Can_Play
2 жыл бұрын
Plus, mage hand can only be casted once at a time…
@PhoenixKnight777
4 жыл бұрын
That last frame is honestly kinda sad. Don’t be sad JoCat! He’s just the opener, you’re the REAL show.
@Shrooblord
4 жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!!
@Fabrizio_Ruffo
4 жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!!
@roseradenox2874
4 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@godminnette2
4 жыл бұрын
"Because if you don't and just so happen to cast FIVE mage hands per day..." Anyone with the mage hand cantrip can cast it five times per day. It's a cantrip.
@APack0fWolves95
4 жыл бұрын
The DM is still allowed to eat your dice, though
@TripleBarrel06
4 жыл бұрын
"I cast Mage Hand at 9th level." And then the Wizard proceeded to lift the entire castle 3 feet into the air.
@penguinpaladin5617
4 жыл бұрын
Accept if you only get to cast it via feature, which is what he was talking about.
@animebard1628
4 жыл бұрын
he meant mage *bullets*
@KatOwO2235
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath cause of the line at 12:34 "the DM has full rights to eat your dice" XD update: this becomes even more funny when ya know about the fact that they make edible DND dice XD now I want to see a DM do this and eat the dice XD
@jspr_mrz
6 ай бұрын
they WAHT??
@KatOwO2235
6 ай бұрын
@@jspr_mrz yep edible D&D candy dice exists
@jspr_mrz
6 ай бұрын
@@KatOwO2235 I N E E D >:)
@SupermewX300
4 жыл бұрын
I love how done Sasha is almost every time she appears.
@maxcampbellmusic
4 жыл бұрын
14:40 I can't speak for everyone, but even though the wiggler head is why I found the channel it's the creator behind it why I stayed. Planning on being around regardless of how this series or the rest of your content ends up changing.
@AzureIV
4 жыл бұрын
Aww poor JoCat. i.imgur.com/9BGS3u7.png
@dekushrublily
4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@djphat94
4 жыл бұрын
I am unfortunately a baby who laughs at “pee pee poo poo watermelon”
@miclash013
4 жыл бұрын
I think Joe actually did too
@notactuallyacat.
4 жыл бұрын
0:37
@sorath1396
4 жыл бұрын
I am also a baby
@batbox417
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@enbyunus
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@local-raccoon-dude7850
2 жыл бұрын
Jocat starting to giggle at the “peepee poopoo watermelon” bit shows how even he finds it amusing
@scrwd4568
4 жыл бұрын
No need to worry about being "overshadowed" by Jocrap, JoCat. You are him and he is you, and we appreciate both at the same time.
@js1031
4 жыл бұрын
So JoCrap is his Persona then?
@silverback5730
4 жыл бұрын
@@js1031 Or a Stand
@JustZal
4 жыл бұрын
@@silverback5730 STANDO DA- "J O C R A P"
@ks9759
3 жыл бұрын
This is legitimately the most helpful video I came across when first learning to play D&D, and now over a year later I still come back and watch it just to enjoy the experience.
@Poniksei
2 жыл бұрын
Just dropped it to a new player
@hgeces3943
Жыл бұрын
Same, I genuinely used this to make characters. It’s oddly informative between all the jokes.
@BlazeDupree1525
Жыл бұрын
I send this to all my new friends learning the game 🤣
@vinnielasagna
Жыл бұрын
I DM new players all the time and send them this video and tell them to watch it at x0.75 speed lol It’s seriously a fantastic breakdown of the game
@christopherselman9818
4 жыл бұрын
“Recalling history, magic, and religion” *shows sword and shield*
@_marshP
2 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever experienced the "my head's spinning" feeling until now. Also, I was not expecting, with how much this guy wants to beat me up, to be JoCat
@MrAcerulez
4 жыл бұрын
"Take a look of this sheet with all your accomplishments - oh look it's blank!"
@redwitch12
4 жыл бұрын
*silent weeping*
@phoenixfire4717
4 жыл бұрын
That's a nat 20 on vicious mockery
@KittenRaee
4 жыл бұрын
your*
@dotcobaltblu
4 жыл бұрын
Why did I look at the comment then hear it at the same time
@liquidbotanorama3786
Жыл бұрын
"Many are intimitated by this mighty thingy's magnificence, but mourn em we shall not, cuz they be weak ass bitches." MY BROTHER. What a perfect delivery and straight to the point speaking the brute and honest language of Truth and Facts. is like I listen to me explaining it. man I subbed to the channel and you got yourself a new friend. If you ever need me, let me know. Salute from Greece.
@ThatBlueWanderer
4 жыл бұрын
Reminder: Many thrown weapons, despite being used in a ranged way, still use strength when being thrown
@ethicalrobin4552
4 жыл бұрын
It’s cause it’s not tryna throw it fancily you’re trying to throw it far instead of having go C’CHUNK on your pinky toe.
@zyriantel9601
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, have you ever hefted a javelin? Shit's heavier than it looks.
@DeathHydraZ
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey you kinda forgot to write your backstory." "FUC" Hearty laugh at that Jo, thank you! This must have taken a very long time to put together, the effort is clear to see :)
@jeremyramirez8071
4 жыл бұрын
The detail on that Fuc!!! Was priceless🤣🤣🤣
@jeremyramirez8071
4 жыл бұрын
Slow it down to .25 speed to appreciate the detail 😂😂
@alpharius3661
4 жыл бұрын
The animation of it was also great
@faygoprince3120
3 жыл бұрын
too relatable. Making the best character and then realizing oh yeah I gotta make a story...
@th7800
3 жыл бұрын
Was about to write how smooth it was
@williamschramm-xo7if
3 ай бұрын
That "FUCK" at the end was animated super well! Great job jocat! 👍
@samt3412
4 жыл бұрын
5:36 of course Red from OSP would become a game show host
@CanisVampirim
4 жыл бұрын
My first thought when I saw the red and blue. Was just "hol' up... is that...? Nah... But maybe... It has to be"
@pancakes4552
4 жыл бұрын
We would be fucked if we had to take on blue and talk about domes
@merrittanimation7721
4 жыл бұрын
@@pancakes4552 "What is the best dome?" "Uhh... the US Capito-" "WRONG! It's el Duomo, duh."
@VoidKing666
Жыл бұрын
And Blue is president XD
@ArmoredChocoboLPs
3 жыл бұрын
Constitution: “is used for rolls as often as a millennial eats breakfast” ...I understood that reference
@redactedoktor
3 жыл бұрын
Haha! I’m not even a millenial! I’m just poor! Intense crying...
@ThyFloorestFloor
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha funny... Guys help me I have 2 weeks subsisting of Instant noodles only
@themanicman8458
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThyFloorestFloor college debt went that bad for you huh
@ThyFloorestFloor
3 жыл бұрын
@@themanicman8458 I'm not in college yet so you can imagine how it will turn XD
@themanicman8458
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThyFloorestFloor oh joy I wish you the best of luck I'm not going to college I'm pursuing trade school instead I was born broke
@donbionicle
4 жыл бұрын
14:39 Alas poor JoCat, overshadowed by the JoCrap persona.
@WillFly4Food23
4 жыл бұрын
JoCat is our Bruce Wayne JoCrap Is our batman
@MilihTheWoof
Жыл бұрын
11:10 When he talks about spellsheet and casting class, he mentions "if you are absurd" Which is funny due to Puffin Forrest (a well known DnD storytimet) Having a character called "Abserd" with almost/all abilities. A truely funny mention that made me laugh!
@Aesculathehyena
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, Abserd is Level 1 in everything. He actually has very *few* abilities due to that. But yes, he did need a character *PACKET*.
@argella1300
3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip for printed out character sheets. I used scotch tape on the areas of my sheet that I erase and rewrite a lot, like HP, spell slots, money, etc
@Spectralyzed
4 жыл бұрын
Of all the Crap Guides, this one feels the most like a condescending parent trying to teach their kid algebra. I'm not sure how to feel about it. Also, jokes aside, don't think I missed that frame at 14:40. We may like JoCrap, but he wouldn't exist without you. If you stopped making these, I may not speak for everyone, but just know at least I'd stick around, and I'm fairly certain there are others who are with me in that.
@bdiefend
4 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite things JoCat has put out are his longer form video essays, like "So you wanna make a Pokemon," and then, of course, Drunk JoCat Plays Mario Party! Wholesome AF.
@Hyperversum3
4 жыл бұрын
Regarding the first part of your comment... I feel it's pretty spot on. Seriously, DnD 5e has basics maths. The fact that people with over 5/6 sessions of game can't recall their Attack Bonus is beyond me. Sure, you can forget some modifiers here and there or don't know exactly all skills (to this, I keep forgetting about Deception. I am an oldschool Shadowrun guy and that's "Bluff" or "Con" for me) but don't tell me that you built an archer Figther and you still need me to tell you that you add your proficiency bonus to your dexterity, for crying out loud
@johnmorrisfabros7893
4 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T for the life of me catch that frame even though i have playback speed down to 0.25 Edit: jk after 5 minutes of trying i got it
@wesleywebb5554
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmorrisfabros7893 You can use the '.' or 'period key' to advance the video a single frame. It is useful for things like this.
@lacidar3752
4 жыл бұрын
We also overestimate crap guide popularity. They have millions of views but how many are repeat viewings? His new destiny video has 100k and that’s still pretty good.
@K_i_t_t_y84
4 жыл бұрын
Alignment: Lesbian Wait, I thought you were Amewican?
@rgderen88
4 жыл бұрын
That's background, not alignment, duh.
@Mxmusicaddict
4 жыл бұрын
Lesbia is a place in your heart.
@gargoyles9999
4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe the real Lesbian were the friends we made along the way
@borofreak
4 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference :3
@Lycaon1765
4 жыл бұрын
Well, they do come from the island of Lesbos
@obi-kennawobi07
2 жыл бұрын
“Mourn then ye shall not for they be weak ass bitches!”…..damn, that was great
@jackielinde7568
4 жыл бұрын
7:08 - "Determines who goes first and who stacks dice for the next half hour." This is SOOOOOOOOO true. Back to dice stacking for me. May this be a clue for the $#@%#@$% wizard and sorcerer to have their spells figured out BEFORE his next turn. Yeah, I just called you out!
@samhillbrook4606
4 жыл бұрын
It's the bard for me. Dude just dissonant whispers the person closest to the barb if you're struggling with spells!
@jacobdavis5722
4 жыл бұрын
What's that? Fireball the center of the battlefield without remorse? Got it! (I am kidding I'm actually in agreement with you on this)
@jackielinde7568
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobdavis5722 Oh, no! This happens, too. And I still end up stacking dice for the next half hour between rolling death saves. In the second to last session, my honor bound fighter had put herself between the squishy sorcerer (nephew's character) and the purple worm we were fighting. What happens next? It starts with the predictable "Grab, chomp, chomp, chew" followed by the less predictable zappity zap from the sorcerer's lightning spell while my character was in the maw of said beast. At least with Fireball, my character's dex is high enough to dodge much of the damage. (We did end up killing the beast, and I was revived after.) Also, it was that session that the DM (my brother) had instituted the "one level of exhaustion for every time you drop below zero" rule... Seeing that it's only been my character who's dropped and rolled death saves in the group, I think the rule should be named after her. It's a good thing I'm not emotionally invested in her. She was one of the stack of characters I rolled to be used as "spare characters in case someone died" (my brother and I are both DM's), and I grabbed her instead of rolling up a new one because of "things happening with some of our players" drama, and couldn't use Grabbins, the Goblin Rogue I had rolled up. (He was tied up with another adventure that ended up going nowhere. It's a long story involving someone else's drama.)
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