I did a four years sentence from day 1 (no remand) I got a job in the kitchens I remember getting changed and a guy said"im out tomorrow " another said" I'm out next week "I thought fuck I got minumum 24 month to do. I got so depressed for about a month than I thought no one cares no one gonna help me I'm only making life difficult for me. So I decided to work upto the best kitchen job (number 1) 7 days a week I went gym as much as possible. When that door shut at night I wanted it shut I did not watch TV I studied Greek mythology. Astronamy and cosmology. I become a positive vibe Ina negative place. Remember they can lock you up but your mind is free it's not a slave or a prisoner. That's upto you
@bobleeswagger5976
3 жыл бұрын
You should of read a book called "how not to be a dickhead"
@lacaagchasin
3 жыл бұрын
BobLeeSwagger bruh😭
@bobh4191
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree I done a 4.5 years straight 2015 April come out jan 2020
@bendover614
3 жыл бұрын
Did you enjoy dropping soap?
@fullywaved2859
3 жыл бұрын
Freedom is a state of mind
@User27150
3 жыл бұрын
Videos like these are good because you can’t stop everyone from going jail so you can at least prepare them
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
,
@lc1009
3 жыл бұрын
💯💯
@rykerdark1688
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing can prepare you for the prison showers 🚿👌
@jakenagle842
2 жыл бұрын
@@rykerdark1688 😂😂😂😂
@ChangeBegins9661
Жыл бұрын
For real. 2 years ago I managed to dodge a sentence but for the 12 months I was on bail I watched channels like this. If you are looking at jail shout me and I can help you as my brother is on there and I can help you if you in the Midlands. We gotta help each others
@BeachChairz
3 жыл бұрын
It should be mandatory that any man in prison who wants to watch Love Island over MOTD gets rushed.
@skeennah1927
3 жыл бұрын
funny!
@godrickosei8775
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@lenicemurrain8608
3 жыл бұрын
truth fam
@joshuadavies7567
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@foodkings-xb5op
3 жыл бұрын
Mans that wants to watch that doo doo should be in a womens prison 🤣🤣🤣
@theblancomafia4773
3 жыл бұрын
You really might be saving someone’s life with this
@ricocapone3797
3 жыл бұрын
“Are you sick and tired of feeling sick and tired”
@Jay-mp7rf
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s the one 😂😂
@AsharntayKingston
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@doncici2243
3 жыл бұрын
Broo that’s the line i never forget that shit. Hahaha Maza
@maxamedbebe1105
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I fucking hate the writing on the wall
@ecagaming4410
3 жыл бұрын
Crime stoppers 0800 555111
@holahovito11
3 жыл бұрын
I use to work for SERCO driving the vans. He's telling the truth
@RR-rf4eo
3 жыл бұрын
So
@xytxz7688
3 жыл бұрын
No u didn't
@thedude3866
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers for the confirmation feedback fella.
@holahovito11
3 жыл бұрын
@@thedude3866 no worries bro.
@cheesball96
3 жыл бұрын
@@xytxz7688 lol you’re denying it as if he’s claiming to have walked on the moon... it’s driving a prison van, it’s not that unbelievable
@Clipsentt
3 жыл бұрын
Just don’t go jail lads
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@amtopm3680
3 жыл бұрын
@Jaiiski literally
@lucybunwa5833
3 жыл бұрын
@Jaiiski realist
@shakeelk1556
3 жыл бұрын
You might get in a fight and maim or kill someone unintentionally. You might get involved with a woman who makes false allegations of domestic violence or rape against you. You just don't know.
@BigC1290
3 жыл бұрын
Simply the bottomline
@darrena4995
3 жыл бұрын
Mans talking about jail like a summer camp
@UKTopicz1
3 жыл бұрын
Fr 😂😂😂
@minigrande1939
3 жыл бұрын
He's not he's just explaining the way it goes. It's no summer camp he mentions fighting on servery. He mentions bully's He mention fully lockdown
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
Like a youth club residential
@rawblue4390
3 жыл бұрын
It actually is if you have the right connections
@darrena4995
3 жыл бұрын
@@rawblue4390 fr looks like luxury lowkey
@JT-ce4vt
2 жыл бұрын
I’m not planning on going in, but your video is spot on and full of useful information, respect to you.
@ashleymaziya5392
3 жыл бұрын
2:05 man said Seseme street bird 😂😂
@livinginlondon9243
3 жыл бұрын
He’s Referring to the character big bird
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
,
@jaykay8295
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@minigrande1939
3 жыл бұрын
Hey dude this is a great informative video. For those who have never been. Just a couple of details you got wrong a crown court is open to all sentences so they can give you a day a month a year and more. Not a year upwards like you said. Magistrate used to be able to give a 12 month sentence max now I think 18 month. Or 2 year suspended.
@akilah945
2 жыл бұрын
That's incorrect Magistrates use to be 6 months sentence but is now 12 months. The Suspended Sentence is correct up to 2 years.
@RLCerty
3 жыл бұрын
“Why u gonna go on a wing where all the ops are gonna be?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨” 😂😂😂😂
@avfck3536
3 жыл бұрын
Freedom is a must my Gs
@pokeaman1645
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Bruv good information and insight. I've been to a few jails in Scotland not much different from English jails. My advice to anyone doing a sentence firstly keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. Don't get involved in business unless you can back it up with strength because some wanker will always try it on. Stay out of joining gangs because it just brings trouble to your door. You can never fully relax in jail as you have to have your wits about you at all times. It's cool if you can get a cellmate and you like each other makes life behind the door much easier. I was not allowed to go to work as they said I was high risk so I got a job as a passman he is the guy who looks after the landing works in the survery dishing out the food. The best advice I can give is don't get into the position in the first place. Enjoyed your video. M
@ayoaye2276
2 жыл бұрын
just do what I did and bully guys and call the shots
@jimgolding82
2 жыл бұрын
@@ayoaye2276 never happened haha
@Unknownclipz21
Жыл бұрын
@@jimgolding82 fr
@BillyF2LJeffs
2 жыл бұрын
3 months in HMP Bedford over last Christmas/COVID bangup. Hard time. It's amazing how similar all jails are. Caps caps caps.
@jimgolding82
2 жыл бұрын
i was there bro. shitole
@tonyjeffers2606
3 жыл бұрын
You must advise people not to go into interview room without a solicitor and preferably no comment and plead not guilty try to get your own solicitor not duty solicitor
@hypalegendzyt6819
Жыл бұрын
My duty solicitor was actually good proper good bloke guess I got lucky
@edforbes1563
2 ай бұрын
@@hypalegendzyt6819yeah you got lucky mate! But any representation is better than none. Nothing wrong with answering no comment to everything. People seem to think that makes you look guilty, but fuck that. Less you say the better.
@jaymccarthy9681
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate for the video. I'm so glad you posted this I was very close to going prison and this has helped me to understand things alot.
@N0N4M30
2 жыл бұрын
Lol how about watching videos on how to not go prison might be better in your case
@jimgolding82
2 жыл бұрын
@@N0N4M30 he was obviously lookin at bird and watched this so he can learn a thing or two. nout wrong with that
@kevindowling9270
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot mate that was really interesting I have never done time myself your doing well now keep safe and happy God bless you
@romeytube26
Жыл бұрын
Before you commit a crime; look at what you have around you. Are you willing to loose it? Then go in the bathroom and sit down 🪑 now can you do that for 23hrs a day for yrs and yrs. You have a house you live in; a house you can leave whenever you want, eat whatever you want within affordability. You prolly got a next gen console and family, maybe a girl or a child don’t throw away for this lifestyle think before you act. 🙏🏾
@kitpimpuk7949
Жыл бұрын
VERY USEFUL TIP OF ADVICE - They HAVE to inform you of your right to a solicitor - Ask for the duty solicitor, or they will crucify you thinking its in your best interest to tell "your side" and they will try and do you!
@stephenade1427
3 жыл бұрын
“Once it goes to crown court you have to be abit worried” 🤣
@tonyjeffers2606
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it’s best to go crown and let a jury of your own peers decide cause magistrate can be biased sometimes
@dwayneterence7456
3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyjeffers2606 jury's can be biased too
@tonyjeffers2606
3 жыл бұрын
Dwayne Terence true true
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
,
@lucybunwa5833
3 жыл бұрын
@@darrenblack6882 ?
@80sBaby925
3 жыл бұрын
Cuzzy you mentioned Simpsons and not film 4, film at 9 can be next to best bit of the day LOL 😂😂
@paulkemp6314
3 жыл бұрын
Yes bruv! Film 4 was one thing that got me through a LONG 2 years!! Minor thing 💯🇬🇧✊
@callumrimmer1268
3 жыл бұрын
Film 4 got me through too, but when the movie’s repeated 😩😩😩😩
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
,
@jackfrance6623
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah word the wing was a madness still niggas know about cbeebies
@user-ni7xd1jf9x
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackfrance6623 😂😂
@ianmetcalfe7389
Жыл бұрын
It would be good to have a guy like you talking to 1st time offenders going to jail so they know what to expect. I was sentenced to 9 month for my 1st offense and didn't know what to expect. I saw my friend been attacked by a man so I through him off my friend it turned out he was off duty police arresting my friend and I got 9 month.
@nathanmitchell5217
Жыл бұрын
That sucks man
@frankjaeger393
5 ай бұрын
That's very harsh
@StatickszUk
3 жыл бұрын
sesame Street bird🤣🤣🤣
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
,
@livinginlondon9243
3 жыл бұрын
Big bird 🤣🤣
@BigC1290
3 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀😀
@brad1740
3 жыл бұрын
Wise words brother ... take heed people, trust me jail is a dangerous waste of time .
@snipedotgenius
3 жыл бұрын
Wing cleaner feltham nightingale wing 1999 6months ...made my time so much easier but never again .. don’t go to jail ..
@avfck3536
3 жыл бұрын
I was in YOI Ashfield back in 2001 I was a lost 16 year old yute , I’ve never been back to the jailhouse since, got my wife ,kids nice house car career etc I’m glad i had the experience first hand freedom is priceless even though it was like a holiday camp they even padded me up with my best friend and co defendant.
@JD-sr4fo
3 жыл бұрын
This may be a bit personal but I’d appreciate if you could summarise how you were able to turn your life around like how you were able to pursue education and career despite having a criminal record
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
,
@avfck3536
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as i got out of prison I decided to enroll in a city and guilds multi skills college course which consisted of Carpentry , Bricklaying and electrical installation, I also worked a twilight shift 5pm until 10pm Monday to Thursday as my college ema allowance was low and I’m from a single parent background with very little money and resources, after passing the course after the first year I really enjoyed carpentry and showed great potential according to my tutors , they therefore recommended me to a well established house builder that was recruiting for modern apprenticeships and I’ve never looked back since..I almost missed the opportunity because where I live is a small town near Birmingham and I was quite well known around as a Jack the lad always in trouble etc anyway the construction managers personal assistant knew of me and decided to tell him I’ve done a bit of bird and have a bit of a bad reputation, anyway luckily for me he gave me a chance and I never let him or more importantly myself down , I even managed to win various awards for my work most notably apprentice of the year 2005
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
@@avfck3536 you took on a great career route. You can start your own construction company and make £££s Especially doing private jobs! Well played out!
@lacaagchasin
3 жыл бұрын
Big up man👏🏾👏🏾
@willcarr2436
3 жыл бұрын
I watched that drama Time with Shaun Bean on BBC and I might complain about my life but I’m grateful I’ve never been to Prison. This year it was my first time in hospital with a really bad stomach illness. I would say hospital is better than prison.
@jimgolding82
2 жыл бұрын
ive done jail 6 times and that time programme was one of the most spot on jail shows ive seen.
@lmk3182
3 жыл бұрын
When you got videos all on socials claiming your gang how could it ever be snitching to claim your gang in prison it’s not a secret 🤣
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@tonyjeffers2606
3 жыл бұрын
Might save your life
@user-li2ow7ei2w
3 жыл бұрын
make a video about when you were young(around 15 years) or about Feltham for the young people. the process from being arrested to ending up in Feltham, or a story from where you were 15 and the arrest and court process.
@noelgordon8941
2 жыл бұрын
Respect bro my brother was set up and now doing Ten Years your information will help me to help him
@4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
2 жыл бұрын
“Beef over chicken”! 😂💀
@bradleyfranklin9683
3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad KZitem recommended this, good watch. Fair play to him
@Mark-hb9xy
4 ай бұрын
You are right. There is no time to go to jail. You come across as an intelligent young man. I do hope you have stayed out of trouble and continue to do so.
@chaser5463
3 жыл бұрын
Very insightful 👏🏿👌🏾, keep up the work my brudda. Always has to be a positive from a negative, and you're spitting the positive 💯, blessing keep coming yoir way fella
@neongirluk
2 жыл бұрын
Magistrates is 6 months for a single offense with a maximum of 1 year with more than 1 different offenses in single hearing. A Crown court can sentence you from anything even under a year to life with no tariff. Hope this helps.
@AlfredTheBrave
Жыл бұрын
nah magistrates is anything under 2 years and crown court can be anything
@ElizRued
10 ай бұрын
Hi what offenses can get you 10 months or a year of jail time?
@Mike-tb2wr
3 жыл бұрын
Mandem didn’t know how to move when Jeremy Kyle stopped at 0925
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
I used to love everybody loves raymond and king of queens
@mmsmith3341
3 жыл бұрын
Do video on how to deal with sexual frustrations, avoiding rape if they do that in prison still and lastly people sleeping with female guards/officers
@johnandrews4144
3 жыл бұрын
?? IF THEY STILL DO THAT IN PRISON,,,!!!!!! something you need to tell us lol
@BigC1290
3 жыл бұрын
That's definitely still happening fr
@mmsmith3341
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tan-ns2hr beauty is in the eye of the beholder. what is ugly to you may be nice to someone else
@dapperdank3701
3 жыл бұрын
There was a beautiful prison officer in Scrubs 2017, A wing... she was gorgeous, blonde, 9/10 easy.
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
They proper flaunt it and lap up the attention. Female guards are used to calm difficult prisoners or they just listen to them rather then a male guard. Also after years in prison and pumping weights your testosterone rockets and any woman even an old one will make ur soldier stand up solid
@jaykay8295
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I thought you were Derek Chisora for a second! Lol
@mistereuro
3 жыл бұрын
The food is banging tho.Tesco Value ain't got nothing on cell food.
@jamerjabday6546
3 жыл бұрын
@Slim H was just thinking this
@darrenmorgan8902
3 жыл бұрын
You never been jail
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@tonyjeffers2606
3 жыл бұрын
Slim H worse food ever
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
,
@starman1900
3 жыл бұрын
You bumped into your cousin in prison? What a great family you come from🤣
@johnnyringo2028
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@SW-zh2qn
3 жыл бұрын
I read Mike Tyson undisputed truth twice and then sugar ray Robinson autobiography. Anyone going jail learn to read. Keep you out of a lot trouble. This was at pent
@andrewspires2730
3 жыл бұрын
We need people like you in government
@xgodblesx
3 жыл бұрын
As a youngster we talking 1987, I went to Camberwell Court. I didn't realise I was going jail. They had the sweat box parked up right outside the door. They called my name and said Feltham, I said no, the screw said yes, I was pissed. First thing I saw when I went there, was a White yoot get boxed up for his backy and private spends. At that time the wings were named after birds, I was on Raven wing then went onto Kestral wing. Imagine, 23 hour bang up with no telly, man got stomach ache from drinking the sink water, because man was thirsty. Trust me young men, jail is loooong.
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
,
@bobleeswagger5976
3 жыл бұрын
So you are in your 40s and you still talk like a waste man?
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
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@lucybunwa5833
3 жыл бұрын
wow , there’s no water bottles?
@elpibe1924
2 жыл бұрын
@@bobleeswagger5976 cunch don
@LFCzak6
3 жыл бұрын
Have a lot of ogs from the late 80's 90's are a lot of them nitties now? Got told this n wanna know more about how they ended up like that
@leonpalmer2429
3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day crack was seen as the thing to do . It was basically seen as ' bad man coke' but people back then didnt realise it would turn u into a nitty . Its like the youts who suck balloons bow it was just seen ad the ting to do . Or a lot just wanted to mentally escape the roads
@LFCzak6
3 жыл бұрын
@@leonpalmer2429 mad still, yeah thought it would be cos a lot of man suffered from ptsd from what they saw init, smoking w&b was to escape reality of the roads im guessing
@LFCzak6
3 жыл бұрын
@@leonpalmer2429 wouldn't of thought crack was ever seen as a the in thing tho maybe sniff yeah but crack thats mad
@leonpalmer2429
3 жыл бұрын
@@LFCzak6 yea back in the jungle raves nuff man dem used to bun a crack spliff . Like i said people just saw it a coke for the roads . Some man escaped it and others turned nittys .
@LFCzak6
3 жыл бұрын
@@leonpalmer2429 crazy bro
@glyntaylor3880
3 жыл бұрын
He's Talking about tics taken into consideration on the police cell ceiling...its basically telling you do you have other crimes that will come back on you if so admit the crimes and we will take them into consideration when charging you that you don't get extra time because you admitted the crimes
@BigC1290
3 жыл бұрын
God forbid jail but this is very interesting to know still
@bungle3912
3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos, but turn the TV off next time. There’s noise in the background that’s really loud.
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@wagwan6248
3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice it
@irielion3748
3 жыл бұрын
Get a microphone, innit? He's done enough videos now to invest in some decent equipment.
@mistereuro
3 жыл бұрын
Saying what gang you belong to is not snitching, you're American friend who arrived to that conclusion is misguided.
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@LSK1991
3 жыл бұрын
In america if u admit to being in a gang u get prison time just for that in my part of england they ask what area ur from and if u have any problems with people from other areas
@americaninsurgent4403
3 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s how they view it here... if you debrief you have to tell them what gang you’re in and debriefing means you snitch to leave the wing and get transferred to a safer part of the prison with all the other snitches and the sex offenders, gay people, disabled people etc. People who think they’re gonna get killed or they’re in too much debt do it.
@12345678910francis
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching this including me were going jail lol first time for me and this video gonna help me out appreciate it!!
@BirthOfAnEmceeTV
3 жыл бұрын
Could be wrong but I've a feeling you gonna take some time to settle in
@Thesmokercoaster
2 жыл бұрын
Remember. They can lock the locks but they can't stop the clocks.
@crunchy410
3 жыл бұрын
Thank for that Bobby I mite be looking at a 4 year sentence hopefully so the information was quite helpful big up.
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
,
@chrislonge3343
3 жыл бұрын
Best advice I can give u is make sure your ready to fight is because someone will always wanna try you if your coming in jail with some outside clothes or a stereo. Win or lose fight your heart out or I guarantee the rest of your time time will be horrible.
@proflow9735
3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
@@proflow9735 he got sentenced to life for murder man
@djwattsuk
2 ай бұрын
The big bird, the Sesame Street bird lol
@safinakauser2414
3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Muslim mother of 2 I’m awake with my newborn son binge watching your vids about prison 😅 I have no idea why but it’s interesting 😭
@temikoleowo5943
3 жыл бұрын
That’s funny
@grenvilleman
3 жыл бұрын
I just did 1.5 years on remand then released with no charge. Half of that during covid. I'm tellin yah, it's miserable in prison right now. I was lucky as I was the passman so door open all day. The rest of the inmates are just banged up 23.5 hours a day and are losing the will to live.
@chynapo2270
2 жыл бұрын
Did you get compensated if not you could be owed alot of money
@berlinocelot
10 ай бұрын
Did 15 months in Cardiff HMP. Prison is a totally male dominated environment so the rules outside don't apply there. Try to learn and understand this quick. It's really important. Never try to be somebody you aren't. Guys who run the wings got no time whatsoever for fakers or wannabe badmen. Be yourself and do not get out of line in any situation. Keep your mouth shut at all times unless spoken to. Top boys come talk to you? Talk back respectfully, honestly but give them nothing. Be a grey guy. No emotion. Just honest. Proper raw guys will test you to see what you're about and if you're too animated they will clock you and then you will be on their radar. That's not good. End of the day I think prison is a bit like a cat. If it's chilling, leave it alone. If it comes to chill with you, give it a cheeky smoothe. Basically, you can't control it so behaviour is everything.
@aprillondon11
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! Rob! I’m so happy to see you’re doing well yaya 🤗
@bigestmeme367
3 жыл бұрын
u got a blanket and mattress in holding i just got a thin paper sheet and a metal bench
@samsammi7148
3 жыл бұрын
Always wanted to do a video bout jail..now u done it bro sick video
@LRS7B
3 жыл бұрын
Caught with a *knife* and *Pepper Spray,* gets blessed with a suspended sentence and then gets caught carrying a knife again! *MUG!!* You deserve jail!!
@rhards
3 жыл бұрын
knifes should be legal to carry
@jak4403
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when you have nothing nice to say .SHUT IT
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
@@rhards they are
@krisztianomboli3972
2 жыл бұрын
You don't need to be worried before going to court.....you need to be worried before doing a crime....
@rovd4433
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your informative review and advice. May God bless you. I personally have never gone to prison and I'm not expecting myself going there because I'm a very careful person. However , without naming anyone, I know someone who is is very high risk prisoner because he was an extremely dangerous warlord that killed thousands in Africa. He has escaped from prison before in the US for a different case. His son was 28 and is currently doing 97yrs in US federal prison. The fact is, he is going to die locked up in UK so there's no further for him out of prison. He was locked up at 64 for 50yrs with 6yrs deduction for time being locked up during trial making it 44yrs tariff. He's located at Frankland prison in England county Durham, category A. Please could you give me an idea if he would be in a single cell or in a shared cell together with others? What would you say is daily life like in category A prison. I'm not sure you've been to such prison but I think you might throw a little light on things for me. Thank you bro.
@ReturnoftheHairline
3 жыл бұрын
Man said sesame street bird lool, love your videos bro keep it up
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
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@QuakerRaze
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video, it's very informative. How do I sign up and get arrested so I can go to prison for a few years? It doesn't seem bad. I don't have to pay bills, there's a roof over my head and I get food.
@brandonfouts4074
2 жыл бұрын
You seem very honest. Glad to subscribe.
@ronburgindee
3 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro seems like your whole life revolves around prison
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
What you saying fam?
@minigrande1939
3 жыл бұрын
I have not been to prison for 11 years I hear that smoking is banned from all parts of prisons.. Wow I don't smoke I used to see people seriously hurt others for rizla. Induction wing must be crazy with the stress
@lucybunwa5833
3 жыл бұрын
wow
@chrislonge3343
3 жыл бұрын
My first week in jail being it was my first was just a mind trip not being able to walk around and not having my phone was too weird but like animals in a zoo you get used to your habitat 😂😂
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@x-g1
3 жыл бұрын
Did u have the dream where u were at yard, den u wake up in jail feeling pissed. I had that dream on my 2nd night n even reached 4 my ashtray b4 I clocked my surroundings lol
@chrislonge3343
3 жыл бұрын
@@x-g1 yup that’s when I realised I weren’t gonna be home for a bit 😂😂
@x-g1
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrislonge3343 😂😂😂
@02reidr111
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kartikrayavarapu2044
3 жыл бұрын
Prison in the UK seems like luxery compared to prison in the USA
@justluke8836
3 жыл бұрын
When I was in Norwich I remember a young lad came in and it got around he had plugged a phone and some brown, he refused to get it out so a few of the big boys had him over the toilet holding him whilst trying to remover stuff with spoons.
@joebloggs9239
2 жыл бұрын
Rubbish
@justluke8836
2 жыл бұрын
@@joebloggs9239 it's not rubbish at all but you were there wasn't you. 😂
@gazaniali2229
3 жыл бұрын
I remember my first time 18 I was giving bare stare downs and started slapping big men up
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
The eyes were my biggest weapon as well. If someones staring at you stare at their shoes then straight up at them and dont look away
@escherpainting8622
2 жыл бұрын
"sick and tired of feeling sick and tired?" is what you were thinking of at the beginning lol
@Oz20837
9 ай бұрын
Thanks for this video, your a very wise man.
@aidanfitzgerald4372
3 жыл бұрын
This video was a proper banger, big up
@darrenblack6882
3 жыл бұрын
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@xxNeg
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem algorithm really tryna drop me hints
@leftshithater7666
3 жыл бұрын
New to the channel fella and its educational, good stuff ,bless 🙏
@tomenward4120
3 жыл бұрын
man saying "It COULD be graffiti" like he aint been caught doing wholecars :')
@jackwoodcock6296
3 жыл бұрын
Been gripped doing top to bottoms 🤣
@upnorthmate3461
3 жыл бұрын
Some say he had 7 whole trains run central line in lnd... all full burners apparently
@user-yv7mu9en6v
3 жыл бұрын
Are you sick and tired, of feeling sick and tired.
@alihoque2872
3 жыл бұрын
If your sick and tired of being sick and tired
@lucybunwa5833
3 жыл бұрын
‘mary j blige !
@dkdjejejesj7561
3 жыл бұрын
You either whatching this cus you fucked up or you just wondering
@josephtheunitedkingdom7677
3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna do crime do it on your own because your not gonna snitch on yourself! Stay Safe Gangsters!
@Ashley-iu8oq
3 жыл бұрын
Evidence 🤷♂️
@marioftw6182
3 жыл бұрын
Shout out from New York you niggas in the us are doing your thing respect
@donz4real
3 жыл бұрын
I an elder now, but if inn awaiting pre sentance reports..there is a way u can hopefully get out.. pherhaps then more time.. these probation people don't usually come in that month normally, so gotta go back to hmp.. I will make a vid.. worked well 4 me..I walked straight out of court
@eliwilliams3169
3 жыл бұрын
My husband went to jail straight from the police station on remand he was remanded for 6 months in hmp Birmingham cat B then when he was charged he was sent to featherstone for 8 years
@chynapo2270
2 жыл бұрын
Omg 8 years thats ages …
@hypalegendzyt6819
Жыл бұрын
I was lucky I didn’t get remanded last year it was horrible
@TINYbabyKLAPPA
3 жыл бұрын
What does calas mean bro i swear down, i hear this word all the time
@ilyaaseen8933
3 жыл бұрын
Its a word in Arabic meaning finished "khalas"
@meekztantana3023
3 жыл бұрын
it means destroyed
@americaninsurgent4403
3 жыл бұрын
Basically means stop, finished, done.
@juniorjones79
3 жыл бұрын
Its brutal just like shawshank redemption. Get a good poster of rita hayworth an dig a good hole.
@rkenzo17
3 жыл бұрын
Prison sounds to comfy this is supposed to be for criminals
@BigC1290
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually not though real life experience is different than someone explaining it to you but I didn't sound so to me
@franciscoetame4792
3 жыл бұрын
God Thank you for this freedom!!!!!!! Hallelujah 😇😇😇
@shayparatene3957
3 жыл бұрын
Love from New Zealand fam💯
@mistereuro
3 жыл бұрын
Omg you're so lucky, I've always wanted to visit Australia.😊
@shayparatene3957
3 жыл бұрын
@@mistereuro 😂 Australia is cool, but New Zealand is better😂😂💯🔥
@jamerjabday6546
3 жыл бұрын
@@shayparatene3957 if you like sheep and hills
@elonar6691
3 жыл бұрын
Australia is dead as 🤣Love from Down Under tho hope all is good wherever you are 🤟🏽🇦🇺
@derekblack8084
3 жыл бұрын
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@kendricklamar2047
3 жыл бұрын
If you choose Love Island over MoTD I don't think jail is for you.
@godrickosei8775
3 жыл бұрын
Spot on g you didn't leave anything out either
@Siscar-xb1cc
2 ай бұрын
Preparing myself for a life sentence
@Adam-pb9wc
3 жыл бұрын
We’re you banged up with Zartash that Asian yout from Brixton I swear I was banged up W you?
@Adam-pb9wc
3 жыл бұрын
@Sim C had mental k shaking at one point real man ❤️
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha them prison novels like Wahida Clarke “thugs and the women who love them”
@yvonnekelsall9204
3 жыл бұрын
I never been prison not even got a criminal Record and I sat here watching all there prison videos what is wrong with me
@killertek8096
3 жыл бұрын
Keep up these videos💯 fr
@Offensiveword
3 жыл бұрын
It’s all about getting to cat d coz cat d is bliss I actually miss it somtimes
@NoName-rc6fd
3 жыл бұрын
Custody is long been 5 time's i just always ask for a few books
@aleksanderblinn4492
2 жыл бұрын
Just drop the soap on purpose and say oh dear one has dropped ones soap then look back and get your shhhh pushed in big time
@lloydymk2013
3 жыл бұрын
Police station was never boring for me, first u play basketball using all the toilet paper. Then u ask for a next toilet paper cos u use it up n u need to shit, n there already shit stain on these walls, u don't want fresh ones.... Get next toilet paper, repeat process. Then chill for next 30 minutes reading the writing on the wall, see if u recognise any names.... Then spend the rest of your time buzzing them telling them to go chip shop n get a munch.... By then u generally found a biter in the station, a officer you especially annoying... Then target that breddah... Before u know it its interview time baby, that's where u express your right to remain silent... By the end of it these man will never wanna see u again!!
@elpibe1924
2 жыл бұрын
man got nicked in da early morn so I just slept thru it til I got out on bail lol its long tho
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