Uhm... you do know alcohol is the strongest and deadliest drug there is? Also, very few drugs make you less in control of your thoughts and actions as alcohol.
@bcaye
3 жыл бұрын
You are genius.
@naturadventur7425
2 жыл бұрын
@@js0988 thank you poindexterter. Just so you know this is a comedy show, not a presentation on the dangers of drugs.
@js0988
2 жыл бұрын
@@naturadventur7425 You can still be funny and accurate.
@dougtherugg
2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see people doing Yoga, I retreat!!!
@TinaICXCNIKA
3 жыл бұрын
Second time watching this and I laughed even harder...Jon, you're brilliant!
@ljhoats
2 жыл бұрын
I have to say I stumbled upon you and you're quite funny. I literally laughed out loud.
@davecoates2308
2 жыл бұрын
I’m hurting I’m laughing so much!!!!!
@leestockton9367
Жыл бұрын
"How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow!?": Rachel to Ross about him stealing her wind in Friends
@Actingskint
3 жыл бұрын
If I can just find a woman called Jackie lation , I could live forever
@catsmeow1037
2 жыл бұрын
I just choked on a ham sandwich
@susanleslie6178
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a middle aged woman and I would have laugh coughed in derision.
@DeadRpoetry1167
3 жыл бұрын
You see. I've tried multiple times to reply in a funny artistic way.....yep...failed miserably...but that was the point!!!! Miserarable is what miserable IS. We are the dogs bollocks!! We won't deluded.....just....er...a bit jaded
@DeadRpoetry1167
3 жыл бұрын
I detest predictive text. It starts wars. "Hello? Mr Jin? Do I n if daughter I ki!! It cat'....Hi m8 own things. Ya wanna hang out?" Lol
@DeadRpoetry1167
3 жыл бұрын
Need I say more?
@mickeyabbot5851
3 жыл бұрын
"Watch this space," ...using speech to text for the descriptions? Lol
@WVgrl59
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kailahelene7169
2 жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@therealunicornselene
2 жыл бұрын
MONTHS
@MrsC1223
3 жыл бұрын
😆 I haven't laughed that much in a long time! Thank you. 😆
@duderyandude9515
3 жыл бұрын
Me too. Usually I don’t laugh at KZitem videos THIS HARD! 🤣🤣🤣
@leonakadir3833
3 жыл бұрын
@@duderyandude9515 I dont usually laugh at all. im usually quite dour and miserable but even I laughed quite hard, especially at the end
@Widdekuu91
3 жыл бұрын
Same here, I don't always like Jon's stories, but this one was great!
@Gothchops
3 жыл бұрын
Same here. I really needed this today 😂
@dk15685
2 жыл бұрын
Laughed my heart out at the injaculation sound with disgust part....
@aerialarboreal9005
3 жыл бұрын
It's always great to see you pulling such big crowds and you're awesome on Count Down, not just the game but the comedy is spot on...👍
@dougtherugg
2 жыл бұрын
Is Count Down related to the vampire from Sesame Street?
@ColinIngus1
2 жыл бұрын
@@dougtherugg One! One tenetenba. Two! Two tenetenba. Ah ah ah
@suninmoon4601
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe you should leave your mind open. You wouldn't leave your front door open, why would you leave your mind open?" Lovely archaic analogy and rational! The space inside Jon's mind's front door is doubtlessly covered with 1950's wallpaper 😁
@leestockton9367
Жыл бұрын
I dread to think what else it's covered with!
@ronaldmallette
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant, my face and sides hurt from the laughter!
@scottpeters1847
2 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have watched this with headphones at 2am next to my sleeping wife, couldn't help laughing out loud and waking her up
@ColinIngus1
2 жыл бұрын
Well at least she was lucky she didn't get woken up by you screaming at how badly she loaded the dishwasher.
@scottpeters1847
2 жыл бұрын
@@ColinIngus1 my wife is the dishwasher and the dishwasher is terrible, I have to rewash everything 😂
@ftd888
3 жыл бұрын
Jon, that was a cult. Not yoga.
@sarathebookworm8295
2 жыл бұрын
“I really don’t want to kill them.” Quite the interesting way to start a video.
@Ystavius
Жыл бұрын
Not the start… its a clip from a show…
@sarathebookworm8295
Жыл бұрын
@@Ystavius I said start to the video, this video, not the entire show. I’m aware it’s just a clip.
@leestockton9367
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's talking about his kids, because as a parent myself...
@sarcasmo57
2 жыл бұрын
So did your heart eventually come?
@Dunkster74
Жыл бұрын
Didn't really expect "injaculation" to be added to my vocabulary, but here we are.
@mattbonna
Жыл бұрын
Last week my college friend recommended I check out this English show called ‘Taskmaster’ and to start with Season 2. I have been binge watching Jon Richardson’s comedy ever since - I am obsessed! - Matt from Seattle, Washington, US
@timmcdowell3097
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant stuff Jon and so spot on with them there yoga types
@SarahJonestoo
2 жыл бұрын
Genius timing, delivery and writing. Wow.
@petersmith6354
3 жыл бұрын
Good lord.....I didn't know there was a name for it
@22RedEyeJedi22
2 жыл бұрын
I really relate to Jon which makes him, in my opinion, the best comedian out there! Thank you so much for being you sir! I sure hope to see you live someday!
@macstorm3432
Жыл бұрын
Jon is an immensely underrated comedian! and hes from lancaster, top man. come back sometime and have a pint at the waterwitch
@tacobell2009
2 жыл бұрын
I always find it hilarious when people think 'drink' is not 'drug'.
@zetaconvex1987
2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He's very British.
@tehnative9779
2 жыл бұрын
Im surprised I didnt see this sooner. love your comedy!
@whitewineflavouredtoffee9157
3 жыл бұрын
i can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant stuff
@krimke881
3 ай бұрын
Jon, Have you been to europe yet?
@peterlustig329
Жыл бұрын
We really need more views of the audience for these. Then again, we can't miss a second of Jon. Quite the ... Conundrum one might say.
@puirYorick
3 жыл бұрын
a woo tale
@tomr5121
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jon!
@davepoul8483
2 жыл бұрын
brilliant..... funny guy...
@ved.perkashsharma7453
2 жыл бұрын
COMEDY..IS OK SUBTLE..BELITTLE--ING IS OK???
@graemep.1316
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jon
@Consciousbizcoach
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏
@ionebrown481
2 жыл бұрын
When i watch you I always laugh so hard only tears and no sound come out.
@akatizzle1585
2 жыл бұрын
DMT john
@raymonddoyle9639
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Corey_Lee_Slater
2 жыл бұрын
Why then do they call it a ring-finger?
@bcaye
3 жыл бұрын
It goes into the bladder, it's a real thing. Crazy, but real.
@akashajones6079
3 жыл бұрын
But then you'd end up just peeing it out, so what's the difference?
@bcaye
3 жыл бұрын
@@akashajones6079, no difference. No pregnancy perhaps.
@markkNL
2 жыл бұрын
@@akashajones6079 The difference, besides the obvious direction of the flow, is that it is more difficult to get someone pregnant for obvious reasons. But it normally isn't something you learn, it is just weakening of the muscle between the bladder and the exit of the prostate. Some people are born with it, sometimes it happens over time, and sometimes it is the result of medication.
@onecalledchuck1664
Жыл бұрын
Having a wank is one thing, but there’s no need to send a solo mission to Uranus.
@zippydingding5558
2 жыл бұрын
Yoga is a woman with to much money
@GerardKean
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm wearing a mask at work
@nigelbenn4642
2 жыл бұрын
3:19 Lenny Henry was there?
@randomcrusader5632
2 жыл бұрын
What does he not want to kill?
@WVgrl59
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@omentep
2 жыл бұрын
That's a great bit.
@huldaherna3935
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@beatrice1700
3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing :))
@p.m3735
3 жыл бұрын
😆🤣🤣😎😃😂
@DannyHeywood
2 жыл бұрын
02:45 That nice blonde lady has subconsciously covered her cocaine powder on her nose when he jokes about drugs.
@joantaylor7117
2 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell Jon…clean my night time routine to fade. It takes about 20 to 40 minutes to find sleep peace…So I recommend your Utube sound bites extend to 25 minutes. You will still get Ad money per segment so dont be greedy eh!
@meirwise1107
3 жыл бұрын
I'm first. I must b the #1 fan.
@l.m.2051
3 жыл бұрын
Or you have no life.
@aerialarboreal9005
3 жыл бұрын
@@l.m.2051 😂
@glebeboi
3 жыл бұрын
or you're really Jon using an alternate avatar. LOL
@RoelofMalan
3 ай бұрын
Luv this humour. -- 1. Alcohol IS A DRUG, so is 2.coffee 3. prescribed medication 4.tobacco etc etc . Wake up call AYE !!!
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