“You are SO funny!” “Ban that person permanently” He’s a fuckin dictator 😭😭
@tomfanning8319
5 ай бұрын
He just gets mad sometimes it’s not his fault..
@R3troRyan7274
5 ай бұрын
@@tomfanning8319 I’m joking I know.
@MK-gp4oh
5 ай бұрын
@tomfanning8319 his anger issues are out of control. I'm glad they sent him away to be locked up
@centuzezaim7471
5 ай бұрын
@@MK-gp4oh *el duende* can not be contained. god help us all
@BlueTreeFrog
5 ай бұрын
he's so cute in a hairless cat kind of way
@thesmallrat1072
5 ай бұрын
skrunkly
@zarrowthehorse
5 ай бұрын
rinckly
@JimboJuice
5 ай бұрын
smoot an cute
@JimboJuice
5 ай бұрын
@@Exobiologic You can't have him.
@apolloisnotashirt
4 ай бұрын
krunkly
@JessLovesHerGirlfriend
6 ай бұрын
Ive reached single digit like count jerma vids am i cooked
@argo6043
5 ай бұрын
Always have been
@Electric0eye
5 ай бұрын
hard broiled
@frooitbunch1309
5 ай бұрын
🫵😠
@Aercoh
5 ай бұрын
broiled, even
@Emshii_
5 ай бұрын
Cremated perhaps
@girlbawllz
5 ай бұрын
i put this video on to get ready for work and at 17:40 jerma started trying to "mess with people while they're asleep" and it reminded me that like 2 months ago i fell asleep watching the original stream vod and had a dream that jerma came down from heaven like jesus with long flowing hair and told me i had to take the trash out when i woke up and then he turned to talk to an angel but the angel was just a screen with twitch chat saying "SEND A SWARM OF LOCUSTS TO HER HOUSE" and "GIVE HER THE PLAGUE" and "-2"
@da_purple_lizard
5 ай бұрын
chat is NOT going to heaven
@senilerodent
4 ай бұрын
10 Plagues of Egypt Andy
@alexiaatheducc
4 ай бұрын
this is the funniestt thing ever
@minedude33
Ай бұрын
This would've been possibly the funniest stream idea ever, if Jerma was just God and chat were his angels and it was all just "PLAGUE" and "DAMNATION"
@logan-vq3dm
5 ай бұрын
"the earth is 3000 years old"
@imuttx
5 ай бұрын
i couldn’t tell if he was joking
@ohlookseeker
4 ай бұрын
@@imuttx me neither, and for people like us and they're too lazy to search it up, the earth is 4.543 billon years old, maybe 50 million more or less.
@dennisthechemist4413
4 ай бұрын
@@imuttxwell I mean he was there
@juggernaut7_
2 ай бұрын
Young earth creationist Andy
@skonk5408
6 ай бұрын
you have single handedly carried me through the Jerma retirement arc
@clione00
5 ай бұрын
its crushing me
@mythcat1273
5 ай бұрын
The amount of mental turmoil the words "show your pants" causes him is crazy
@sleepylev
5 ай бұрын
10:47 • i love how jerma will get a random stream idea that he could *literally just do*, but INSTEAD of *actually doing* the idea, he will sit there & do an entire story-time about what he envisions would *hypothetically* happen if he were to actually follow through with said idea…
@Mark-ul2xx
5 ай бұрын
I sometimes hate when he does this because like… he could have just done it instead of making a whole story about it and then never doing it (BECAUSE he talked about it) , like I would LOVE to see him do the stuff he said he would do for a stream But it will never come true 😔 (except for a couple)
@Gramamanamanees
5 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about 19:38 is him genuinely convincing himself he's hypnotized the viewers. It's no longer a bit, he stops himself from influencing the will of the "hypnotized" viewers
@Sludgefactorii
6 ай бұрын
I'm so far into a jerma binge this is at the top of my recommended
@darinasa4428
5 ай бұрын
Same same
@lindseytaylor3793
6 ай бұрын
i literally JUST got off work and sat on the parking lot bench for some mental decomposing time[edit: i meant "decompressing" time, but you know what? same thing] before i start walking home, and this is the first thing i see in my feed. i audibly went "oh fuck yeah" and now i'm kicking my silly little feet in glee. it *has* been a long day. existing jn this universe has hollowed me to a mere empty shell, but at least i have some jerma clips to fill that space, even if for just a little while
@Mark-ul2xx
6 ай бұрын
Hope everything is a bit more calming and you get to relax even for just a bit, make sure to always be nice to yourself 💚
@NutyRiver
5 ай бұрын
I too decay to Jerma clips
@biosupdate7449
5 ай бұрын
Literal brainrot
@LmaoMeowz
5 ай бұрын
18:40 every guided meditation sounds like this to me
@Malphas38th
6 ай бұрын
27:55 SLIPKNOT MENTIONED GRAAAAAAAHHHH I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASSSSS
@m3tab0lic56
5 ай бұрын
SO REAL RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
@catexplosive
5 ай бұрын
It felt like I got hit with a flashbang when he mentioned it lmao
@mcgfn
4 ай бұрын
LOL
@archimedeshotz4331
3 ай бұрын
What the fuck does this mean.
@ryderpreston
2 ай бұрын
@@archimedeshotz4331 The original lyrics are "i push my fingers into my eyes"
@goingbozo
5 ай бұрын
16:25 god looked upon his creation and wept.
@TheTotallyRealXiJinping
Ай бұрын
This genuinely had me begging for mercy
@symbiotesoda1148
3 ай бұрын
3:31 The fact that he basically just describes the legend of Narcissus from Greek myth with himself as Narcissus is hilarious to me.
@meyague
21 күн бұрын
it's not a legend, it's a myth. and that's not how it went, either.
@symbiotesoda1148
21 күн бұрын
@@meyague Nerd.
@meyague
21 күн бұрын
@@symbiotesoda1148 Yes.
@sopha985
5 ай бұрын
NOW I KNOW MY A B C'S
@mossiplier
5 ай бұрын
thank you very much for this, i just randomly burst into tears in my kitchen for no reason other than being overwhelmed with my life, and this was one of the first things that popped into my feed and it genuinely made me feel so much better!!! i love jermy
@enbywithamassiveshlong
5 ай бұрын
i hope things get better for you man.. jerma clips are helping me so much too right now it's silly but hey, i mean anything that works right ?
@goobersnoobert1
3 ай бұрын
This was 2 months ago but I hope you're better!
@mossiplier
3 ай бұрын
@@goobersnoobert1 i am actually! meds are working summer is summering!! i also fell asleep to jerma playing breath of the wild last night sooo, all is well ^_^
@goobersnoobert1
3 ай бұрын
@@mossiplier ah that's great, good for you!! Hope you have a great summer
@circuitbitz
5 ай бұрын
The horrors are never ending but so is Jerma
@Taldirok
6 ай бұрын
Love this channel and choice of clips, very refreshing, very nice, underrated channel, what a shame jermo died so young.
@Mark-ul2xx
6 ай бұрын
May he rest in piece🕊😔
@Taldirok
6 ай бұрын
@@Mark-ul2xxfly high little bird..😢
@buddyboog6661
5 ай бұрын
just woke up, u know what is has been a long day already its time for jerma
@draftymoon894
5 ай бұрын
Why is his singing voice so perfect??
@GrimFunk
5 ай бұрын
DO THAT AT CHURCH TOMORROW! I’M SERIOUS!
@ChuckNorrizHIM
5 ай бұрын
I have yet to expect the dinnertime ABC rehearsal and NOT be absolutely shocked about how committed he was to finish off a completely insane sequence of events NOT ONLY in his hypothetical, but in real time. Only to realize just how simple and bad it really was by the end.
@esoteric-heretic
5 ай бұрын
33:39 cristpoher columbus took a shortcut, a quite famous one at that
@cannedrabies
5 ай бұрын
Washington also took a shortcut across the Delaware river, that’s kinda what he’s most famous for
@mollyinrain
6 ай бұрын
One of my favorite jerma clip channels. Original, fresh clips, and underrated. Thank you for your hard work
@ratsoda
5 ай бұрын
YAY unique clips!! this will help me expand my database as i mold myself to become more and more like jerma until we are indistinguishable after which i will take over his career and turn the jerma985 brand into a cereal
@annam4804
4 ай бұрын
some of these are pretty deep cut vintage jermas, thx for putting this together. another clip channel to add to my collection
@9001Kenny
5 ай бұрын
I fuckin' love Jerma, dude.
@lakeofire77
5 ай бұрын
how have i never seen the dream bit in powerwash sim thats hilarious
@pebabmey
5 ай бұрын
just finished my calculus final and I have another final in 4 hours. thanks!!
@Bocchi-the-Rock_
5 ай бұрын
A ripperoni for Toriel
@tinmanlobster
5 ай бұрын
havem't seen a single one of these clips, god bless
@Mekiel53
2 ай бұрын
moving out of my childhood home. definitely needed this thank you OP
@jeffery9543
5 ай бұрын
This is the first vid I click on after a beat saber session, and the first clip is beat saber. There is no escape the cubes are everywhere I still see them when I close my eyes help.
Thanks I've been at work since 7 am and uber wouldn't get me home till 4
@Mark-ul2xx
5 ай бұрын
You’re welcome, make sure to relax and have a good dinner :)
@Megamon0001
5 ай бұрын
Jerma is such an alive human
@maddyc2025
5 ай бұрын
IVE NEVER SEEN THAT ABCs CLIP HAHAH
@NitroLemons
3 ай бұрын
The original fable of the pied piper was based off Jerma's actual actions thousands of years ago
@oob9238
5 ай бұрын
I had the longest day today, thank u for ur service
@logan-vq3dm
5 ай бұрын
george washington, bill gates, ghandi, and christopher collumbus
@Jacob-iy3zs
6 ай бұрын
i lovej erma
@bluecreeper6161
3 ай бұрын
Jerma telling me to take the trash out, whilst I’m half awake is just something else
@kimi59
5 ай бұрын
20:17 i just had the strangest dream
@1Shaco
5 ай бұрын
12:20 insane ear blast dude . but we good since we suffered the same way jerma did
@lorenzreiher1407
2 ай бұрын
3:41 Vanity comes so easily to his conceited, prideful soul
@H4DESROSE
5 ай бұрын
"the earth's only 3 thousand years old" jerma. please. please say it's a bit. 😭😭
@Mark-ul2xx
5 ай бұрын
When I heard him say that I completely stopped what I was doing and said “You’re joking right, he doesn’t actually believe that.”
@urbainleverrier1
3 ай бұрын
im gonna fucking miss jerma so much omg
@giershel6540
5 ай бұрын
jerma come home... the kids miss you :(((
@cayden3904
6 ай бұрын
your the best jerma comp channel thank you
@Mark-ul2xx
6 ай бұрын
Thank you 😊
@darinasa4428
5 ай бұрын
Watched this after a long day
@ainou2001
5 ай бұрын
Jerma needs to do guided sleep meditations LMFAO
@summerlovinxx
5 ай бұрын
I unironically cried because of how he transitioned from perfectly accurate gentle shepherd to "OOOAAÆEHG A BIRD JUST SHIT IN MY MOUTH-"
@davidshubaly
5 ай бұрын
Almost did a spit take at 'take in the salty air'
@LmaoMeowz
5 ай бұрын
33:38 Wasn't christopher columbus' entire trip made to find a shortcut
@NojSivraj
4 ай бұрын
“I think there might be some kind of monster behind us, man!!”
@Spongebobqueenmccallamillion
4 ай бұрын
i think this is the best jerma clip video ive ever seen
@Lulleebee
5 ай бұрын
I have “The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku” in my Spotify playlist and every time it starts I always ALWAYS without fail imagine Jerma saying “ooh! aaSuper Mario!” 8:08
@BenjaminAbrahamShelahSchmidt
5 ай бұрын
These are funny jerma Jerma985 clips.
@sinanaslan6104
3 ай бұрын
just came home after a 10h shitty shift, thanks
@raind0ll
5 ай бұрын
needed this after a long day of moving and packing 🙏
@tomfanning8319
5 ай бұрын
7:10 angry chimpanzees
@tomfanning8319
5 ай бұрын
24:48 vr incident
@tomfanning8319
5 ай бұрын
25:27 choking guy in vr
@Sanphius
Ай бұрын
read this as "A Jerma compilation to watch after a lobotomy" 😭😭😭
@Tizzer169
3 ай бұрын
Jeremy "you'll win a fight to the death with me every single time" Elbertson
@calberorvolo7155
5 ай бұрын
Had a rough day today and this actually helped cheer me up. Thank you Mr Jerma Funny Clips.
@Embre
5 ай бұрын
this was my first time seeing the ABC bit in full & i can't believe my very eyes
@owenmcmanus6075
5 ай бұрын
God this is such a good jerma compilation, I'm going to show it to my pet fish
@princessjellyfish98
5 ай бұрын
I just had a long ass day how did youtube know
@dr_rowby.scramble
4 ай бұрын
thank you for making us forget hes retired
@Dragonmastersservant
6 ай бұрын
it was a really long day so tysm 🥰
@Mark-ul2xx
6 ай бұрын
You’re very welcome, hope you’re able to relax and have a good rest of your day💚
nah i fell asleep to yt vids and woke up to this 17:40 jerma what the fuck man
@daydreamz618
4 ай бұрын
Oh I cant even imagine
@themisterslush
5 ай бұрын
is it ok if i watch it after a short day? Just wanna make sure
@Mark-ul2xx
5 ай бұрын
Yes, it’s always okay :)
@lili-uw4lz
3 ай бұрын
watching this at 7:28am
@ProdSuku
2 ай бұрын
This reminds me of my friend jamalaud
@carlospena98
3 ай бұрын
22:06 schlatt and jerma trying to out funny each other
@Kjersten_w
5 ай бұрын
35.48 this was like a dunkey bit lmao
@sayaminatsuki8780
4 ай бұрын
Jeremy Elbertson
@sparklyhyena7339
5 ай бұрын
31:46 always gets me by surprise
@naranara1690
5 ай бұрын
13:36 Nobody knows this, but someone actually broke into Jerma's room at that moment and threatened to eat him
@carlospena98
3 ай бұрын
What's the game with the laugh track at 0:34? Like which stream is that from ?
@sharkosupreme
Ай бұрын
Late reply but its from one of his 3DO streams. Unsure which, but its from this kids game about a bunch of kids who take over a TV station. Sadly don't remember the name
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