This is a poem entitled K5 Christmas by the Fresno K5er. The typical Christmas stories can get boring but this twist to the Night Before Christmas is for all you gm squarebody lovers. This chevy and gmc squarebody Christmas story is perfect for the season. Merry Christmas and I hope you enjoy!
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“K5 Christmas"
Author: Fresno-K5er
Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with my K5 a bit.
I went to the garage, I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said, " She looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ole Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "I don't suppose you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Allright! Let's go!!"
So as we started the Blazer, disturbed all the neighbors,
We drove down the street headed off-road to some craters,
Then taking our place to fly up the hill,
I started on up, it was always a thrill.
The rush that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With dirt a'flyin' and headers aglow,
We headed on out where the brave off-roaders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "I can't recall when I felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"
Ole Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the mud-terrains he shook at the knees!
Then the small block erupted with that Flowmaster sound,
But no one would race us, no one could be found!
So he mashed the gas and my pants filled with turds,
I just sat there holding on, at a loss for words.
It was time for him to go but with a tingle in his toes,
He told me that he had to get one of those,
Then I heard him exclaim as he blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's been a hell of a night!!!"
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