“wario, i do not want to choke on your goldmine. i do not! at all! i do not at all wanna choke. i do not wanna choke(x4)” 9:58
@donnnnatell0
3 ай бұрын
thank you for the lyrics man i was looking for them
@NotMii1
3 ай бұрын
"Beef Bosses Burger Arena" needs to be a real custom track lol
@Matthew_10101
3 ай бұрын
My time has come
@fps_major
3 ай бұрын
I must fulfill this request as my sworn duty...
@pablosolermontanos641
3 ай бұрын
Someone please make that custom track and then make Poof play it
@fps_major
3 ай бұрын
@@pablosolermontanos641 I might actually be able to do something.
@Sebastian_SB
3 ай бұрын
NOTMII IS GOATED
@absofruitlywillow
3 ай бұрын
poof "i wheely i loose control of beef boss" wheelys when hes alredy completely driving off course in such a way that he was already screwed ;-;
@Chicky_Lumps
3 ай бұрын
You can see him instinctively veer to the right to avoid other drivers right when he wheelied, which is entirely user error. But he blames every mistake he makes while wheeling on the mechanic so I don't expect him to actually try improving on it soon.
@mageyplss
3 ай бұрын
I was not expecting to see the day Poofesure actually drives better than most people I play against online, but that DK summit driving was *perfection*
@Willyt1475
3 ай бұрын
Word
@MichaelRosenblum_Emp500
3 ай бұрын
Wdym??? He didn’t drive that as well as he could have AT ALL!!! He could have jumped the holes 😅 on the big S turns, could have taken shallow jumps, and taken more inside drifts…
@skyro4444
3 ай бұрын
9:57 "Wario, I do not wanna choke on your gold mine" AYO PAUSE
@Chadmiral
3 ай бұрын
Unpause
@The_Real_RvKfL
3 ай бұрын
resume
@umlautabuser2769
3 ай бұрын
Rewind
@itsmelilloui
3 ай бұрын
10:35 “Just play this safe, and your ass will go to outer space.” -Poofesure
@ghettojointvideos
3 ай бұрын
11:24 The scream had me dying😭 when there’s a powers out
@jorissmal1769
3 ай бұрын
Star ranking also takes your time into consideration. So you can drive incredibly well and end up first in all races but if you are generally too slow to reach the ‘target time’ you still can’t get it
@TheBeauSimon
3 ай бұрын
9:00 - 9:06 One of the best plays by poof yet. Waiting for more plays like those.
@lemonfairyd70
3 ай бұрын
I've never clocked a person as having quite such profound ADHD as this man. I cannot stop admiring his freak. We have the same talentless grit to finish video games but he wears his frustration so openly. I want to see Poof in an e-sports competition just to know what that environment would do to him. If I put him in a rat maze built to human scale, how long would it take before he started chewing through or climbing over the walls? What an interesting critter, I wish him the best .
@emojilegend7617
3 ай бұрын
1:47 Yoshi is a dinosaur... Not a lizard 🦖
@iantheultimatemegaglaceon7514
3 ай бұрын
He’s also a dragon
@Leanolicious
3 ай бұрын
I love when poof puts an ad milliseconds before all hell breaks loose
@Astro-gh6zr
3 ай бұрын
you can cancel wheeling by drifting on tight turns since you have an inside drifting bike which allows you to take tighter turns while an outside drifting bike is good at wider turns
@ktychp
3 ай бұрын
Hey. I’m a huge fan who went through a lot of suffering today. Your videos are hilarious and get my through my pain. Thank you.
@thedarkdweller3476
3 ай бұрын
Have you considered harnessing the power of Matt? Use a Matt Mii and watch the world change
@validcorn8584
3 ай бұрын
Yuck
@thedarkdweller3476
3 ай бұрын
@@validcorn8584sounds like you need more Matt in your life
@defectumdefectum9642
3 ай бұрын
When someone said “you can have ONE 2nd place in a race and still get it” really shows they were wrong about it or I misinterpreted it. But poof did get a star rank despite getting 4th
@jimmyiscool123
3 ай бұрын
9:57 “Wario I do NOT wanna choke on your gold mine” -Poofesure 2024
@Jynxcursed
3 ай бұрын
3:23 years that silence was loud
@abbyribarits3057
3 ай бұрын
Petiton for poofesure to play mario kart wii on hard difficulty and frantic items
@0canofbeans_417
3 ай бұрын
I love this series. It's probably the one I laugh most at💀
@TheBigCrabber
3 ай бұрын
Wheelieing is faster than driving on a kart. However karts are faster than bikes if you don't wheelie. Hope that helps!
@frankiee_449
3 ай бұрын
Why’d that green shell disappear at 6:49
@jeremyABC123
3 ай бұрын
he threw it
@ImBoutaShartFR
3 ай бұрын
I had a weird dream about you Poof We went to car show and you brought your STO from your ig. And you started calling people “beef boss”, “dudy dude”, “alfonso”. And rage screaming at random ass times 😭
@Khyl_LemmeHearThat
3 ай бұрын
CHOKED ON THE GOLDMINE STILL!
@608dxgamer4
3 ай бұрын
Mario kart Wii star ranking is so strict and I have beaten in twice and it was a nightmare
@McDouble54
3 ай бұрын
Dang, Poof really had a good week
@IvanKhamphoukeo
3 ай бұрын
12:26 "I need something good to eat! (5x)... oh no no no no no no no no no (4x)"
@gboogie3257
3 ай бұрын
My butt was so clenched when it looked like he wouldn’t get a star that I was able to eat myself dude holy
@tiznrob1
3 ай бұрын
Watching Poof always makes me happy 🩷
@johnathandaniel8165
3 ай бұрын
Poof you can hit your drift button to cancel the wheelie & it’s best wheelie on straightaways
@task_failer8223
3 ай бұрын
His complete inability to try and learn one of the most broken mechanics in the game is so funny to me, he's basically stopping himself from getting better at the game
@mr.l5125
3 ай бұрын
Click the gas right when the 2 disappears for good boost
@Shyammont
3 ай бұрын
I love this series with how he rages in it, he has the worst luck, literally.
@Chicky_Lumps
3 ай бұрын
His ability to frequently burnout the start boost timing, which never changes, after years of playing... should be a hint luck isn't the main issue.
@motoroil2571
3 ай бұрын
a mario kart wiiracle
@Bluuders
2 ай бұрын
2:30 That was definitely not because you were doing a wheelie, you just got passed at the last second otherwise. It does make you go faster and yes, it does take away from your steering but if you did it consistently and purposefully you'd learn to play around it and wouldn't accidentally wheelie and mess up your game. Pressing B cancels the wheelie. The only actual negative that wheelies have when you learn to use them properly is that if you get bumped you basically lose all speed.
@efrainchavez1374
3 ай бұрын
You know what he say was right You have to get a star rank in every course that means you cant get hit by too many things from others, driving in the grass you can't do it. Regardless Wario Gold Mine was the most struggle thing for him and for myself since i tried to do well on that track but i loss a star rank due to falling 2 times
@Excease
3 ай бұрын
Btw Incase you didn't know when you wheelie it actually increases your top speed
@makennapeconge2335
2 ай бұрын
you can cancel a wheelie by doing a short hop or flicking down on the controller
@lucasfernandezpeco9020
3 ай бұрын
U need to do 100 cc and 50 cc in star rank too to unlock almost everything you have left
@budgiebird6668
3 ай бұрын
Oh YAY FINNALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and it also funny that u upload this on helluva boss S2 EP9 apology tour)( same here with me)
@breakthru7608
3 ай бұрын
The real miracle is Dry bones’s recovery on the last lap. At 11:40 he gets shafted and then watch the mini map to see him get knocked off again.
@lightfn
3 ай бұрын
You Need To Start Wheeling!
@DonkeyShrekSecond
2 ай бұрын
12:27 me during trick-or-treating
@JorgeArias-fv7fd
3 ай бұрын
twf, 53 points for 4th place from the last race might be appear a star rank?😮
@BadDriversOfNorthCarolina
3 ай бұрын
Did that feel like that was star approved?
@TheSilkRoad2.0
3 ай бұрын
You can get 5th once and still get a star. You need at least 52 points
@strawberryb.3775
3 ай бұрын
Poof you HAVE to stop drifting AT the curve, drift a bit before for max boost
@SailorRoseRed
3 ай бұрын
Speedie Spootie!
@Proxima_Centauri1
3 ай бұрын
Poopfesure
@olliesutton1804
3 ай бұрын
Do a wheelie on the bike to make it go faster
@andrewhaines9356
3 ай бұрын
After you finish one star ranks on mirror mode, you’ll still need to do 50cc and 100cc.
@jellymcmichaels4240
3 ай бұрын
Anyone else wanna see Poofesure play "I Spy: School Days"???
@Brandon-qd2lb
3 ай бұрын
Omg you’re so lucky lmao. Now he wheelies??
@mousse1138
3 ай бұрын
miyamoto has blesses you
@MLAMONSTER
3 ай бұрын
Watching Poof play any wii game never gets old
@kenny_.E
3 ай бұрын
him not wheeling got old quick
@acgaming1932
3 ай бұрын
@@kenny_.EI think he just does it on purpose for entertainment, probably
@emilydavidson8844
3 ай бұрын
@@kenny_.Ehe said it messes him up more than it helps him
@l8nghts
3 ай бұрын
@@kenny_.E idiot
@ChiefBlue4298
3 ай бұрын
I second that
@datsko6339
3 ай бұрын
5:42 "Where does the ceiling end and the floor begin?" I believe that's called a *wall*
@LavaCaptain-yf6iu
3 ай бұрын
With a title like THAT…
@lizlizbianrosethornsword
3 ай бұрын
You will know things are gonna go well or things gonna go BAD. I am surprised he has not damage any Wii remotes lately.
@gboogie3257
3 ай бұрын
Has it truly happened?! Spoiler: It has
@therealjaystone2344
3 ай бұрын
@@lizlizbianrosethornswordthey are getting pricier nowadays
@MetalOxideSemiconductor
3 ай бұрын
First comment award
@piktureit
3 ай бұрын
…You know something good happened.
@SkyeonX
3 ай бұрын
3:53 “I don’t even get to huff Donkey Kong’s ass fumes” - Poof 2024
@eurybiaball63
3 ай бұрын
wth
@Mac43225
3 ай бұрын
Dks ass fumes are like crack, you can't get enough of it
@Mac43225
3 ай бұрын
Cocane even
@gboogie3257
3 ай бұрын
Based
@robinnachtigal
3 ай бұрын
lol
@exclusivdoll
3 ай бұрын
It’s like he knew I was about to eat
@mike9031
3 ай бұрын
You like to eat it too? Noice
@corvid8461
3 ай бұрын
Wow, I like eating too!
@mars_donato
3 ай бұрын
i also partake in eating
@jennfreeman1962
3 ай бұрын
I also regularly participate in the consumption of sustenance that has nutritional value.
@melaneychuroy9187
3 ай бұрын
yeah i love watching his videos while im having a meal lol
@beefbosseatsass
3 ай бұрын
We’re not done yet, father. Let’s win it for everyone.
@jackkaczmarski
3 ай бұрын
1:30 Explanation no one asked for: The invincibility frames of the POW block (which you dodged) carried over and you dodged the spin out of the lightning despite still shrinking.
@Mike-sp5qe
3 ай бұрын
Dude am I tripping? I haven’t played this game for years and I remember you can dodge the POW by jumping repeatedly and it triggers me
@jackkaczmarski
3 ай бұрын
RAHHH HEART BY POOFESURE MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
@DrasticFox2004
3 ай бұрын
11:24 I damn near peed myself from laughing so damn hard 😂😂😂 *(it’s because the sudden ad break cut off his “AAA-“)*
@BonkVR286
3 ай бұрын
mine cut off when beef boss hit the wood bar 💀💀
@Grayham4
3 ай бұрын
Poof chooses the best ad breaks
@heybuday1
3 ай бұрын
12:10 “no my freaking speedy spoody didn’t work”
@rbloobloo16
Ай бұрын
LOL
@e4000isreal
Ай бұрын
BATS
@Barak925
3 ай бұрын
12:27 when you’re on a long road trip and there hasn’t been a single pit stop in 5 hours
@Thepiemasster
3 ай бұрын
12:39 and then your parents give you the mystery bar that has been in the car since 400 bc
@ConnorMiller417
3 ай бұрын
Poofesure Raging Highlights: 1:00 First Green Shell 1:48 Plowed by Yoshi 2:34 King Boo snatches victory 2:56 Poof is in the denial stage 3:24 Not making it past the starting line 5:33 Mistimes the jump, hits the wall 6:04 Gets screwed by an RNG car 6:10 Drives straight into another RNG Car 6:33 Remembering wrong 7:27 Poof saying “erection” in gibberish 10:49 First blue shell 11:24 Falls off the track the first time 12:08 Second green shell 12:12 “My speedy spoody didn’t work!” 12:27 The “I need something good to eat” phase 12:42 Finishes fourth, “Oh no no no!” 13:05 A miracle!!! 🌟
@JavaCake
3 ай бұрын
sweet
@skinnyelephant7752
3 ай бұрын
love seeing Poof get plowed by Yoshi
@Dezlite
3 ай бұрын
SPEEDY SPOODY
@gboogie3257
3 ай бұрын
3:33 and thus, the rage truth comes out
@jaymes3554
2 ай бұрын
He wouldn't play it if he didn't like it lol
@JosephFornaro
3 ай бұрын
7:25: “the escalators were just changing, directione, when i gave it my erictione.” - poof
@Chicky_Lumps
3 ай бұрын
"The second I wheelie, I lose control!!" Then maybe use some neurons and wheelie while parallel to the straightaway instead of the moment you veer right.
@aname4390
3 ай бұрын
Ok, I'm going to accept that you won't wheeley, but here's another trick. When lakitu puts you back on the track, there's a window where you can press the acceleration as soon as the bike touches the ground, and you get a boost.
@yourlocalraccoondealer8611
3 ай бұрын
1:47 Poof said Yoshi so aggressively it sounded like a slur
@poopmaster
2 ай бұрын
what slur
@happybunny2529
3 ай бұрын
Next in 2026, "getting 3 stars in every cup on mario kart wii"
@Javanico247
3 ай бұрын
11:43 dry bones gets hit off by beef boss, respawns and immediately gets bodies off the map again
@jeremyABC123
3 ай бұрын
lmaoooo i saw that. if poof was dry bones he would chuck his wii remote all the way to oklahoma
@coolguy4-ls2gl
3 ай бұрын
11:22 I wasn’t expecting the double combo - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Another classic by our boy
@kieronleonida8161
3 ай бұрын
The ad placement was fire
@Cooltink101
3 ай бұрын
@@kieronleonida8161I got an ad too. It was perfect! 😂
@nataliejones8308
3 ай бұрын
I burst out laughing at that part.
@jeremyABC123
3 ай бұрын
12:43 cats when they’re scared
@thesmartone8149
3 ай бұрын
Who else got an ad right as he fell at 11:24 then heard him scream as soon as the ad was skipped 😂😂😂
@WeebBoi105
3 ай бұрын
Bro I got the same thing I heard A- and just cuts to an ad
@SiebayPlays
3 ай бұрын
“The second I wheelie…” No, I’m not letting you finish that Poof. That was already a loss. You can’t say the game is bad because you chose the wrong time to start a wheelie.
@awesomerob8157
3 ай бұрын
When you wheelie, you dont want to turn the wheel at all because it slows it down. If u need to adjust then tap the drift button to get out of it and then start a new one
@SMLucas
3 ай бұрын
12:41-12:45 “Oh No, Oh No, Oh No No No No No…” Got me there. 😂🤣
@JavaCake
3 ай бұрын
no no no no no
@SMLucas
3 ай бұрын
@@JavaCakeLOL!! 😂🤣
@erenyeager3557
3 ай бұрын
He sounds like those cats that try to talk 😂😂
@zombieslayer9304
3 ай бұрын
I think if he didn't fall that woulda been a 3 star cup
@JeremiahBryce-bu3sj
3 ай бұрын
12:42 he sounds like he’s on the verge of tears
@StevenGumboAppleton
3 ай бұрын
1:52 throws his own banana straight forward, continues to drive in a straight line, "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT" Brother that was YOUR banana 😂😂😂
@lunarkomet
2 ай бұрын
Tbf, it bounced off the panel and landed closer
@paradiseracer2437
3 ай бұрын
If youd have asked me if you could get a star rank getting 1 3rd place, id of said no. Apparently i was wrong
@noir3368
3 ай бұрын
i just got back into mario kart wii to do this challenge and it took me 3 weeks to do.. after years of not playing and never really being good-
@brennonbaker4605
3 ай бұрын
They don’t make star ranks like they used to
@imausty
3 ай бұрын
Poof, please just learn to wheelie at least on straightaways. I know you don't want to learn but just do it and it'll make this series 10x easier. anyways you still have time trials after you achieve all the one star ranks lmao. If you beat every beginner ghost in time trials you can have beef boss dress up like mario or luigi whoever you prefer and ik you want that haha.
@Trippster
3 ай бұрын
He’s never gonna wheelie again 😔
@natethesickle
3 ай бұрын
if bro took 5 mins to lookup how to weave wheelies he could actually have a level playing field
@BobzBlue
3 ай бұрын
If ya don't wheely, ya don't need to use a bike. However outside drift is a bit jank in wii.
@julian0496
2 ай бұрын
These vids randomly got recommended to me the other day so I bingewatched them all, got myself a used copy of the game since my childhood disk is scratched beyond belief and played through it. Getting all the star ranks and unlocking everything took me 3 days and nearly cost me my sanity but at it was fun overall. Thank you for motivating me to replay the first video game my parents ever got me. The nostalgia hits different :D
@Onion__2
3 ай бұрын
I feel you man, but i adapted to it and got all stars in mirror mode, it wasn't easy
@No_Sleepee
3 ай бұрын
Behold, the most undeserved star rank ever. You did not get that star from being good at a game, you got it from sheer PITY.
@Lakituish
3 ай бұрын
How do you struggle so hard at just lifting your Wii remote upwards...
@deanomood
3 ай бұрын
7:55 I find it suspiciously hard to believe that DK finished within 2 seconds after you
@adriananimates7448
3 ай бұрын
12:53 Caillou when he gets grounded
@Africano-Oaxaqueno-Bandera
3 ай бұрын
8:27 Someone need to make Beef Boss Hamburger Arena mod
@goldsmemedump
3 ай бұрын
oh man another video of mario kart time to get ready for some raging
@xavier2361
3 ай бұрын
How at 7:58 did donkey kong go a second behind u when u was atleast 5 seconds in front
@jeremyABC123
3 ай бұрын
he huffed beef boss’ ass fumes
@DrasticFox2004
3 ай бұрын
12:53 Bro the way he says it sounds exactly like the GoAnimate videos 😭
@jeremyABC123
3 ай бұрын
cats when they’re scared
@DrasticFox2004
3 ай бұрын
@@jeremyABC123 How dare you reference that cat video 🤣
@bez_boi_jr
3 ай бұрын
I still use your creator code on fortnite
@justanothersomebody1628
3 ай бұрын
mario kart wii star rank + last golf platinum medal + Wii Party master difficulty win back to back to back. We are so back Poofesure bros
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