"He gets a call from a native american like 'hey y'all are sending some rough signals" gotta love Theo
@icyqueen8296
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@Yungwrld999
Жыл бұрын
That one had me rollin bro🤣🤣
@rinakawano
4 жыл бұрын
“He just set it to cook and left” 😂😂😂
@valentinsigala2005
3 жыл бұрын
Cannibals like 👀
@hv4285
2 ай бұрын
"is it just one setting??, Medium Rare, well done"🤣
@Hey_Jamie
4 жыл бұрын
I need Theo to have more people on that make his brain want to ask a million questions. It’s the best.
@BasilHagens
4 жыл бұрын
Like riley
@mattcolin2963
2 жыл бұрын
Can I get em well done. Medeium rare? Lmao
@zachmartinez317
4 жыл бұрын
"grill somebody down"
@r2dxhate
4 жыл бұрын
Theo talks like he's boiled a horse before
@chandlerhamilton8773
4 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo asks the most off the wall type questions and this guy takes it right in stride 💀
@thiccbaby2967
4 жыл бұрын
It only ever happens with southern guess that most likely came from a similar environment.
@CleetusDaily
3 жыл бұрын
@@thiccbaby2967 in other words somebody to dumb to notice he is taking the piss or to nice and kind hearted and they think Theo is the idiot are being nice ! These interviews remind me of borat
@dmill6103
2 жыл бұрын
@@CleetusDaily holy hell lol cant people have fun with being asked goofy questions without having to be offended or anything else? lol
@nastynoles1213
3 жыл бұрын
"Rollin some rough signals bruh" 😂😂😂😭
@countrygal1339
2 жыл бұрын
OMGGG!😅😂🤣 AND I'M ALL FOR CREMATION...
@qtip4747
3 жыл бұрын
Why does this dude seem so much on Theo's wave length? lol he's hilarious too - would like to see him back
@_____7512
3 жыл бұрын
I love these regular folks taking about their professions
@rachelhall4808
6 ай бұрын
So do I! It’s very interesting
@hudsonr.743
4 жыл бұрын
This mortician is cool af
@Truthmoses
4 жыл бұрын
"How long does it take to grill somebody down, like, say, a grandparent?"
@K2mtp
4 жыл бұрын
I did the electrical on a smokeless tobacco plant in hopkinsville KY. This is how they talk down there. Great folks.
@tristanmcdurmon4295
3 жыл бұрын
couldn’t be truer!
@rock6411
4 жыл бұрын
“And he just what, set it to cook and left? Like a crockpot?” -Master chef Theo
@michaelcorleone5740
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@breeeque
Жыл бұрын
I cant breathe haahahhahaha
@lui4126
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said grease fire😂
@kiloton1920
2 жыл бұрын
“That’s a controlled grease fire”
@triggymctrigger2452
4 жыл бұрын
"If they go cream". How does theo come up with this stuff
@johnappleseed203
4 жыл бұрын
"When yall go creme....." most Theo Von question ever asked.
@Crategainer
2 жыл бұрын
this guy is so chill man, I'd have a beer with him.
@andrewfields8556
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, theo's choice of vocabulary is like no others.
@YerZippersDown
2 жыл бұрын
"Like a Japanese guy?" Holy fuck I can't even believe what comes out of this dudes mouth sometimes 😂 I love it.
@shotgunbettygaming
Жыл бұрын
When I was growing up in Las Vegas, Palm Eastern Cemetery was spitting black smoke out EVERY WEEK. It was disgusting. You'd be sitting at the bus stop just getting POUNDED with it. It made me sad because you just CAN'T ignore the fact that it's Humans burning. Someone's Mom, someone's kid, someone who was loved.
@mattcolin2963
2 жыл бұрын
3:20 he asked if they stir the body like cracklins
@justinbarabas8943
4 жыл бұрын
Schaub really let himself go.
@Dontbustthecrust
4 жыл бұрын
At least he found a career now.
@michaelbest4857
3 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha you funny
@onatkib
3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@vansdan.
3 жыл бұрын
I think that's actually Bort, no?
@donmeyers2631
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit....lol
@michaelgrzegorzewski7948
3 жыл бұрын
"Is it briquettes or wood"?😂🤣😂🤣
@Michaelversusworld
3 жыл бұрын
WHITE RAIN! lol, this dude and Theo make a good conversation pair.
@craigjones3988
9 ай бұрын
I found my uncles grave for my mother many years ago! I took her to visit it and lay some flowers on it! My mom noticed a black substance spread on top of the grave which what looked like charred wood like pieces here and there, she picked up several pieces to tidy up the grave site, found out years later that stuff was his wife’s ashes, ya gotta pay extra to grind up the remains to a fine powder!
@gerRule
2 жыл бұрын
2:25 Theo always gets a good laugh out of anyone he talks to
@jasgoon
3 жыл бұрын
the pacemaker sounds like a shotgun. i've seen the process. also there are bolts and screws that need to be sifted out before the larger bones get ground up.
@april21alex
4 жыл бұрын
Some of that white rain
@palaceoffinefarts
3 жыл бұрын
that’s when you just let the lord work, man.
@stoicforall
3 жыл бұрын
“Controlled Grease Fire” 🔥💥
@zetareticuli5054
4 жыл бұрын
Very original type of guest and I wouldn’t want any other comedian doing it!
@joshuat5140
2 жыл бұрын
Wd 40 and ole boy said white rain o lost it Theo said somebody's going down you just gotta let the Lord work 😂😂
@jigginjohnson2893
2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck. Theo is hilarious. Talking about Native Americans calling about fucked up smoke signals. Holy hell I laughed so hard.
@dirkdiggler8330
2 жыл бұрын
This guy has way better stories in him than his job. He fukn parties. NOLA in the building ⚜
@theworldluvsmaddie
Жыл бұрын
this helped me cope with my sisters cremation
@GulfSoftwash
4 жыл бұрын
What he do. set it to cook and left it like a Croc Pot? Jesus come get me. I can’t breathe.
@MohamedMahmoud-ny8yu
3 жыл бұрын
“Like a Japanese guy “😂😂
@jacobgarrison9267
4 жыл бұрын
This guy knows the mortuary game for real
@msain427
2 жыл бұрын
Man that couch looks comfy I wonder how many people bang their head standing up
@kiloton1920
2 жыл бұрын
“Third party guy with a crematorium” you need to interview that guy Theo
@FinalCountDown2.037
2 жыл бұрын
Theo getting hungry talking about cremation
@shae8951
Жыл бұрын
My dad used to do a similar line of work and he told me if someone is too large to fit in they’d have the mortician cut off a limb or a piece of their body to fit
@lrrich8023
2 жыл бұрын
Do you marinate or brine people before you toss em in the pit?
@doylejodi7502
8 ай бұрын
“Cracklins”. In my 50’s and just learned a new word. Thanks for that!😂
@joshuat5140
2 жыл бұрын
He gets a call from a native American huh?? Your sending off some bad smoke signals lol I love Theo and the mullet just itself alone gets him in the comedian hall of fame 😂
@budwhite9781
4 жыл бұрын
Theo is going to have his new landlord on next...can't wait!!😆😆
@manley1979
4 жыл бұрын
Does this guy realize that he's talking about himself? lmao
@hil1249
4 жыл бұрын
awkward, since he's bringing death upon himself quicker... to maybe be cremated in the future potentially causing another grease fire for someone haha
@JimmyTurner
4 жыл бұрын
Hes not 600
@mipueblo7042
3 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyTurner he's 599
@JimmyTurner
3 жыл бұрын
@@mipueblo7042 id say less than 5
@mipueblo7042
3 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyTurner yeah Jimbob, you're right. But he's still fat as... Friendly with it though.
@thatguyovathere8684
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao bro Theo has the ability to access funny on the fly like nobody on earth !
@luminous6969
2 жыл бұрын
There's a brief moment when the human flesh is perfectly cooked.
@Leeroy20_20
3 жыл бұрын
He sounds so much like Jim Varney in his post video clip
@Lorigold64
7 ай бұрын
“He just set it to cook and left? Like a crock pot”? 😂🤣😂
@victorrendon427
3 жыл бұрын
"Can you go medium well?"
@neilgrant6876
4 жыл бұрын
This guys a better guest that Riley
@CleetusDaily
3 жыл бұрын
Funny how he seems so much more Comfortable around someone who isn’t famous
@mcsheisty1970
2 жыл бұрын
“How long does it take to really grill someone down?”
@JOHNTOPG
3 жыл бұрын
Bro lol is Theo the only famous Podcaster that brings on normal people? I love Theo lol
@lfhip-hop6794
4 жыл бұрын
Haha. When you were looking for a mortician this was the exact type of conversation I had imagined
@djaycoughlin2817
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna be cremated at medium rare🤣
@sjohnston4272
3 жыл бұрын
3:45 Hahaha ''Ok so you put that body in, you grill 'em down, you know.''
@hkbabel
4 жыл бұрын
I would love for Theo to interview/chat with the amazing Caitlin Doughty (see her channel Ask a Mortician, plus several books, plus plus plus) I think Theo would very much enjoy her, & vice versa :-)
@TheSoundOfTwang
2 жыл бұрын
Some places can ONLY take a 1000 lbs.. Only in America
@vickiwaatti1076
8 ай бұрын
My mom was cremated and she had a pacemaker and defib in her body. They had to remove it. the nice thing was the funeral home that did all this had an option the donate the PM and Dfib to an animal place (like a place where they teach vets) to put it in an animal.
@alphawolftactical160
4 жыл бұрын
Curious how Theo, ended up with buddy, on the podcast?
@Nonhero
4 жыл бұрын
Ceviche LOL
@r2dxhate
4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just like seafood salsa? That doesn't seem like it would keep as well as ashes. Maybe if he freeze dried it afterward.
@mercurygirl6897
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💥🙌🏼🤣🤣
@Nonhero
4 жыл бұрын
@@r2dxhate salsa? Nooooo....You need to come to my house for some seafood my friend. Shrimp tacos, oysters, muscles, Ceviche, shrimp burritos I will hook you up. I can also make sushi rolls and hand rolls.
@r2dxhate
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nonhero I have had really good ceviche before. The only thing i didn't like about it, was that it seemed like the absolute most perfect dish to disguise some added semen.
@michaelbest4857
3 жыл бұрын
Grill em' down gang gang
@drb3nway
3 жыл бұрын
"that's just when you let the lord work" lolz
@dreamjackson5483
3 жыл бұрын
Very interesting guest!
@geo525252
7 ай бұрын
A controlled grease fire.😂
@DannyDirtyDrawz
10 ай бұрын
like a crock pot lmfaooooo
@bradtoops5108
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I still throw spray paint cans in fires. Still have a burn mark above my sliding glass door from one shooting out and hitting the house. 10yrs ago lol
@Not_The_FBI_1992
6 ай бұрын
When my brother died my parents had him cremated. I was able to convince them to let me bring a small portion of his remains when I went back home. The texture of his remains were so... interesting.
@countrygal1339
2 жыл бұрын
NEW SUB HERE. HELLO FROM KY ALL YOU GUYS & GALS. 💙
@magovenor
3 жыл бұрын
And I understand that the person feels every bit of being cremated.
@andrewlancastera1642
8 ай бұрын
I have end stage liver cancer, and I have set up and prepaid for everything. I chose cremation
@kevinhinds6850
4 жыл бұрын
This is great
@CezaMVO
4 жыл бұрын
What theo wants to ask is what's the best way to cook a human, so he can get a little sample
@Cobertuskb
3 жыл бұрын
An hour huh?
@travisrowe7697
3 жыл бұрын
2:27 is a great example of why Theo is so funny. Underrated joke right there 😆
@jacksongatens2419
3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that I can know think of “A controlled grease fire” whenever I see an obese person
@happytrees4734
3 жыл бұрын
There is a point during the cremation process where the meat is cooked just right 🤔
@Peacetoself
4 жыл бұрын
That person to me seems....shady 😂
@casaolec
3 жыл бұрын
Havent laughed so hard in a long time
@Bonez0r
2 жыл бұрын
I just thought of another question. Do they remove the clothes before putting them in the furnace and 'grilling them down'? Because if the clothes are made of synthetic materials, can the furnace and afterburner handle it without causing a lot of smoke and potentially some plastic residue in the cremains?
@lostsoulstarfighter
2 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine you'd just be nude because in an interview they did with a mortician he said they bathe the bodies so them being naked at a certain point sounds common. Plus what if they have jewelry or studs silver teeth ect. I'd imagine they don't want synthetic materials mixed with the ashes
@gerRule
2 жыл бұрын
2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48
@ashvsthedeadite6091
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone watch the same Addams add before the vid? It was actually funny
@Didgeridoo42
4 жыл бұрын
The 3 people that disliked this video are Karen's
@PoppyJone
Жыл бұрын
"Like a Japanese guy"
@chuck1prillaman
3 жыл бұрын
How do they so much about hair spray brands?
@frankstallone5595
2 жыл бұрын
BBQ 🤣
@notrealy180217
4 жыл бұрын
I've always heard that about super obese people creating grease fires
@TomRupert
2 жыл бұрын
Seviche hahahahaha
@DMDAUTOLLC
3 жыл бұрын
With spoons
@estebanperez2557
2 жыл бұрын
He get a call from a native american i guess. xD
@MyMonkeyBaby
3 жыл бұрын
white rain!
@mcboosh69
3 ай бұрын
Crematories have weight restrictions… ya never know whatcha gon learn
@ChristineBlack-so7og
8 ай бұрын
I wonder what happens to the old fillings in people's teeth.
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