Best way to keep the mechanical watch powered is all the fuckin that happens when the ladies see the cumerbund. Also sorry ladies but the Kangol hat stays ON during the deed
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Going to pin this amazing tip.
@bumstudios8817
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@CSGraves
2 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for that one contrarian who says they wear one exclusively on their onanistic hand, and maintains that the results are as good, if not better, than the fuckin' method.
@rob10ring
2 жыл бұрын
I wondered what was wrong with my game. Ordered and ready for the onslaught.
@bsmithhammer
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the sort of practical advice you're not going to find on all those boring-ass watch nerd channels.
@1thirty887
2 жыл бұрын
YES. The YT watch community could definitely use some AKB humor. Looking forward to more watch reviews!
@jnelly814
2 жыл бұрын
As a watch nerd this is the moment I've been waiting for.
@bsmithhammer
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know I was a watch nerd until I watched this.
@robbbbery
2 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@ColoradoStreaming
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit man the sheer amount of dry humor you managed to shove into this is mind boggling. Well played sir.
@justmeiswear
2 жыл бұрын
Never change. I love the commentary and get a great chuckle ever 15 seconds it seems.
@pizzapusslasagna
2 жыл бұрын
Loved the review. Your humor and approach is exactly what the watch review...genre?...community?... needs. Very curious to see how you watch taste evolves over time (mine has changed quite drastically).
@savage1764
2 жыл бұрын
It's good to see watch reviews from someone who isn't a dealer.
@steven3379
2 жыл бұрын
I like the Vario and their designs, this Trench watch is sweet! I came here from your New Hamilton review....good stuff! Just subscribed too. 👍
@vernstroh2265
2 жыл бұрын
Boy that sure is one ugly knife what is that blade shape anyway? Looks like time to buy a new knife.
@_BLANK_BLANK
2 жыл бұрын
I'll give you a tip alright... Try to wash your dishes while you cook,it makes the clean up at the end go by much faster.
@ebosspt
2 жыл бұрын
Watch was steel. Review was gold.
@Larry-gs8gb
2 жыл бұрын
When you manually moved the hands forward , you Advanced your Watch Bro , lol . Somewhere ,a man in a Batman mask is smiling !
@christamu2
2 жыл бұрын
It begins...
@GaryHorn
2 жыл бұрын
The Nick now has a serious competitor for watch reviews, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro! And I appreciate the subtle finger semaphores you flashed while modeling the watch - something The Nick is never going to do.
@edc4fun
2 жыл бұрын
Hi Patrons!
@jimfrederich8852
7 ай бұрын
I love your totally unique and humorous style! Instant subscriber. Thanks!
@dominicking1530
2 жыл бұрын
Lorus field watch ftw seiko gubbins and lumibrite for peanuts
@CheezDaBoss
2 жыл бұрын
That, sir, was the best watch review I've seen in awhile. I loved it.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@furrane
2 жыл бұрын
If you're into watches, never ever get close to the casio waveceptor models. I used to be like you, then I found those watches and bought one and it just killed every other watch. There is no going back once you experience a perfect watch. You've been warned.
@driver8sk
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. Isn't it sickening how it always works all the time? Maybe you need to replace a crusty watchband every couple years, but that's it.
@nathansmith6485
2 жыл бұрын
The shot of you throwing the watch at the stump absolutely sent me! 😂 Peak AKB content. Never change.
@barlotardy
2 жыл бұрын
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
@BroMorris0341
2 жыл бұрын
You've got the bug. ....I'm sorry for your family's loss. ..Also, The Time Teller has a pretty cool YT channel that isn't all serious and watch snobby
@matthewmarek1467
2 жыл бұрын
Watches? $350? Wake me up when our Lord and Savior Lynn gets into the watch game. I can see it now...AUS10A watch body, bulletproof glass, and the size of a small buckler.
@targuscinco
2 жыл бұрын
Dude, baton that fuckin thi.... Oh wait, you did. Did we just become besties?
@kymcopyriot9776
2 жыл бұрын
Dammit. My wife starts working full time, our income doubles, you start posting watch videos. Do you hate me saving money? (Yes you do).😁
@brelockaus231
2 жыл бұрын
This review needs more batoning otherwise perfect.
@Magnum5160
2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until you work your way upmarket and rib everyone's grail watches for being less reliable than the $15 casio they also have in their watch box (guilty). The comments will be so juicy.
@jamberrycloud
2 жыл бұрын
Are we starting a movement 😂 for new style watch reviews? Time to dial up the humour? Stop before you wind up the Gear Acquisition Syndrome even further? I suggest you leave the trenches before it's too late! 😂 Now for real talk. Thank goodness the stump-ed watch was not an automatic, even playing golf wearing an auto is not recommended. (You could probably baton with the case back of a steel-cased quartz watch with no real problems.) And for anybody interested in watches and automatic watches, sure accuracy can't be too shit, but consistency is key (only goes plus each day, or only minis); by the time you collect enough watches, the next time you rotate to a different watch, all autos would have run out of spring tension, and then you'd have to set the time again anyway!
@leealtmansr.3811
2 жыл бұрын
Interesting. Thanks for the video.
@stujo718
2 жыл бұрын
Before I view this… how much did you get for your soul?😈. (Vintage seiko diver cost me my first born) 😏
@bruisedbanana1787
2 жыл бұрын
I like your videos but this video was too long and you've changed. It is TIME to stop.
@DanDanalog
2 жыл бұрын
My life wants are complete now that you cover both of my vices🔪&⏱☺️ Welcome to the watch rabbit hole🐰🕳
@ConcreteTurtle
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the watch rabbit hole, make yourself at home buddy.
@ak2112
2 жыл бұрын
Really good video. And man I'm so fucking glad I got out of watches.
@kushviper
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t give a shit about watches but love me sum AKB
@Barryhatchet
2 жыл бұрын
stingray makes for a both tough and stylish strap
@blaisecarland9703
2 жыл бұрын
Very cool. Review more watches.
@patrickr4538
2 жыл бұрын
Good to know that the watch matches with the Twisted Sisal t-shirt. Even better, learnt that this watch has gears and shit. Thanks for sharing!
@mikegomez3823
2 жыл бұрын
I don´t care what you review, I´m here to avoid working. there will always be a need for that. Love the channel
@simonc765
2 жыл бұрын
AKB watch reviews is what my life was missing.
@knifetex
2 жыл бұрын
I have a Nintendo Wario watch. WaNNa TRaDe?
@VincentVader
2 жыл бұрын
It looks nice, but I won't be buying one. But they could send me one for free if they'd like.
@Tyler-sl6vg
2 жыл бұрын
I fully endorse this foyer into the world of horology. Looking forward to the next one!
@progunliberal
2 жыл бұрын
This is a dope looking watch man.
@conjandysecurity
2 жыл бұрын
4th dimensional gear is lame.
@jamesbarisitz4794
2 жыл бұрын
Nick warned you about getting into watches. All this means the knife budget is getting undermined. The knife budget is not to be effed with. Damn, it looks you're already in too far to be pulled out of the horology vortex.
@jnelly814
2 жыл бұрын
He will have a Tudor by the end of February
@taham33
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a watch guy" Words familiar to all.
@fatleo
2 жыл бұрын
Fat Leo APPROVES!
@mak450
2 жыл бұрын
I own 11 watches and I STILL don't understand watch people, moreover I don't even understand myself when I'm shopping for watches. Very different from my knife obsessions, but good luck explaining that anyone else.
@chuckles470s9
2 жыл бұрын
My citizen app just alerted me of a creepy guy with a watch leaning against houses in the neighborhood. What’s happening with this crazy world?
@Bogart995
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I fuck with the watch vids.
@bumstudios8817
2 жыл бұрын
You can throw any watch into a stump ..but can you Batton it?
@nvalley
2 жыл бұрын
Vostok got me into this nonsense too man
@bombfog1
2 жыл бұрын
I’m stoked that you are tackling this subject. Knives, flashlights, watches, and sometimes video games…just missing firearms to reach the pinnacle of YouTubing.
@williamli8708
2 жыл бұрын
once. he does firearms, he's gonna be your walmart
@bombfog1
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamli8708 Well, maybe Walmart from three years ago. Now I can no longer buy my chewing tobacco and ammo there.
@SemperFi_EDC_Guy
2 жыл бұрын
Down the rabbit hole ye' go!
@tuber6382
2 жыл бұрын
You are my idol
@chadlampe4026
2 жыл бұрын
Now, and let me finish, move into buying really expensive watches. If they are outside of your budget, then buy more money.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
I like this buying more money idea. I am going to try it
@tcrenegade
2 жыл бұрын
FIRST!
@nicksweeney5176
2 жыл бұрын
How da fuck?!💢😲💢
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Verified!!!!
@redryder1146
2 жыл бұрын
Another great video I come here for the comedy I stay for the education LOL.You could review shampoo and it would be funny and educational keep up the great work thank you very much for your videos!!!
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Deal!
@jerseythedog
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been addicted to Vostoks for the last six months. This is going to cost me more money now that AKB is in the game. Dangit.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t pay for upgraded shipping- vostoks still in Russia
@barrykelly1272
2 жыл бұрын
Well done 👍
@datafoxy
2 жыл бұрын
This is a nice video and a nice highlight of a watch. I thought we should not get into watches though When do you think you will damage a watch due to doing a knife review?
@savage1764
2 жыл бұрын
Noice. You might like the Hamilton Khaki line of watches.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Already been looking at them
@Steelbluebrick
2 жыл бұрын
Bro, now you done made me want a medic watch. >.
@marsjam4117
2 жыл бұрын
Don't do it. Watches aren't as cool as knives and cost WAY more! I sold all my watches (about 30) and got into the knife game 😁
@FlopnShop
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite knife reviewer is getting in to my favorite thing, watches! This is great. So great in fact that i as a 28? Year old man am leaving a comment on youtube. Feels weird... Wild times we live in i tell you.
@carlstanland5333
2 жыл бұрын
I saw your IG story and that the views were lower than average. I’m watching as a pity-view. 🤪
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
My man. It’s not getting much love here!
@AndrewHeisey
2 жыл бұрын
Just bought one. Always trust a greasy, wet and lookin-like-shit knife bro. Thanks for the research and sharing.
@ryejack
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to my financial hell...oh, uhh, I mean, watch collecting! The world of watch reviews just got a whole lot more interesting.
@alfredoorozco1706
2 жыл бұрын
What a shit day I'm having today, this definitely helps 👍
@johnbowers1218
2 жыл бұрын
Should of had a bayonet with the trench watch review dude!
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
I got the M3 around here somewhere
@fgallogallo7
2 жыл бұрын
Just buy the basic outdoor Timex watch for less than $40. That is my opinion. Have a good day.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Not a smelly quartz!!!
@fgallogallo7
2 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Lmao..!! But they are self winding. Like your style dude. You make my day. 👍
@marmite8959
2 жыл бұрын
Word of warning as someone who owned a Vostok Amphibia; they're work about exactly as you'd expect for a piece of shit Soviet era design. Had mine for just over a year and it started to drift about 3 minutes every week or so. It also was nowhere near as waterproof as it was supposed to be. It's meant to be a diver's watch and I wore it to the swimming pool once, it went in the water twice and got completely drenched. Water went right inside, steamed the whole thing up. It never told time the same after that and would drift by hours, completely fucked.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
So far it’s alright. Not my favorite but we’ll see how it goes.
@jananilcolonoscopu4034
Жыл бұрын
You left the crown unscrewed before jumping in the pool I bet Or just didn't replace all the gaskets, either or. basically the same thing 🤔
@RandoRaf
2 жыл бұрын
haha about time you came over to the dark side. I suggest you get 2nd job right now. I think in 12months you'll be reviewing your new Ford Raptor.
@alpine1600s
2 жыл бұрын
What?! Trendy? You're always drinking the good stuff! Zima...🤣
@halflife3d
2 жыл бұрын
But does it knife? More importantly, does it baton? Answer @1:23 -- yes, yes it does.
@AntOfEgypt
2 жыл бұрын
Mark, you’re magical, like a KZitem unicorn or something. This was great, make more watch vids for us to…watch?
@allenaviation5746
2 жыл бұрын
Nice looking watch but I'll stick to my g-shock because I'm a very tactical man. I would wear that while shooting my 1917 SMLE though. The guys at the range already think I'm a jerk.
@ColoradoStreaming
2 жыл бұрын
There is a reason why G-Shock rhymes with Glock.
@martinkavanagh9641
2 жыл бұрын
Good effort for a Yank .. I have owned my 40mm 'Brass on Bund' Vario Trench Watch with engraved case back for months now - & it has grown to be my "Beater" wear by choice when I'm not wearing something 'cos I 'ought-to' be testing it & out of a sense of duty - assuring it that I still love it. May I assure you that even down here in New Zealand - under our cloths we all are nudists. Cheers.
@clontstable1
Жыл бұрын
iPhone definition: another ugly technological disposable device to distract one from an otherwise peaceful life.
@christopherdavidson4706
2 жыл бұрын
Watches, knives....it never ends. Story of my life.
@driver8sk
2 жыл бұрын
I was flirting with the watch guy lifestyle, then I got a G-shock with multiband and solar. Something about having an indestructable watch that's always right and likely won't need a new battery until the next decade kind've took the wind out of my sails. Unfortunately, I haven't found a knife that does the same trick.
@HarveySpectre415
2 жыл бұрын
You really painted yourself into a corner already buying more watches. Guess you're just gonna have to do those videos now. Do you need a... hand? Or will they all come out in good time? Well I'm sure you're on the case. We'll just have to strap in and wait. The video quality is great, crystal clear. See ya next time ya big lug!
@johanvandersandt8904
2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Ive been watching your torch and knife videos for a while but didn't realize I wasn't subbed until now. Consider it both liked and subbed hahaha!
@kingghidorah6200
2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, you have jumped into a deep rabbit hole… watches are even worse than knives. Have fun getting your grail 😂
@warpedone2
2 жыл бұрын
Great review, thanks for filming ~ abrikadoobie
@nandayane
2 жыл бұрын
What’s that one thing Nick Shabazz always says about watches? I feel that the watch acquisitions logically follow the slipjoint acquisitions, so that the next sweet sweet EDC gear rush when the magic fades from watches will have to be have to be either bespoke titanium screw drivers or premium modern traditional flannel.
@Andrew_Erickson
2 жыл бұрын
@7:03 I'm glad Jeffrey Combs made a guest appearance on this episode of Deep Space Nine :D
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
Frighteners combs is my favorite combs
@chaddamron3877
2 жыл бұрын
LOL niiice- know absolutely zero about watches but love how the timepiece is held w the leather strap - pretty badass my man
@thatdude2526
2 жыл бұрын
When I first started the video I was like is that brad pitt? But then I realized no! It’s Advanced Fashion Bro!
@kommissarjupiter7667
2 жыл бұрын
Advanced Watch Bro coming this year.
@ericdoe2318
11 ай бұрын
Hey send me a link to this “phone” you’re refinancing to
@evanriddle4138
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we're gonna need some more of these Advanced Drip Bro videos ASAP.
@timshull59
Жыл бұрын
Great lookin piece man, I have been looking at these as im trying to step my watch game up.
@maverick4462
2 жыл бұрын
Not into watches, just here for the commentary.😜👍👍
@criscrisler8604
2 жыл бұрын
Good looking watch…love the size of the numbers.
@todom180
2 жыл бұрын
I just started getting into watches myself about a week and a half ago, ordered my first orient Mako 3. It’s nice to know that we can go through this journey together hand-in-hand, or hand in back pocket
@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 жыл бұрын
I just bought a $600 Hamilton. 🤦♂️
@todom180
2 жыл бұрын
I’ll be jealously awaiting your review, great content man
@randytherhino
2 жыл бұрын
No idea what I watched but I watched every glorious tick.
@Luigiman59able
2 жыл бұрын
Good lord I could watch you review anything.
@Barryhatchet
2 жыл бұрын
My Omega watch on my wrist that I have had for 20 years still works quite well. Go big on watches and you won’t have to have a “collection”
@pray4mojo35
2 жыл бұрын
You should become a hand model.. that is, if you’re master of your domain.
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