I said Greenock was in England. I mispoke but I refuse to hand in my Celt Card, you can pry it from my cold dead hands.
@hadayimosi
5 жыл бұрын
Too late, it has already been revoked.
@happydog6500
5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Dank it will be one day...
@fterimage
5 жыл бұрын
You're on thin ice son.
@marccas10
5 жыл бұрын
Everywhere would be in England if I had my way! Empire 2.0 who's with me?
@cheetor1987
5 жыл бұрын
You were just providing info if nothing else it should provide a little fire for that Scottish pride.
@vaeringjar1387
5 жыл бұрын
I love that the first witness to the CatMan is a clown. Just presented without irony, a straight-up clown talking about something very serious.
@Ianstrox
5 жыл бұрын
He's another regular in greenock. He usually walks about the town centre entertaining kids and trying to raise money for various charities. He somehow ended up on a popular UK breakfast show a couple of years ago appealing for people to stop doing killer clown pranks, the clip is here /watch?v=KqwRZ3S4D9I
@whityouyahbam
5 жыл бұрын
Tommy the Clown! He's a local legend for us who live here, he's done so much work for charity and is an all around lovely guy.
@vaeringjar1387
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that. Knowing he's a swell guy just makes it that much better.
@Astxric
5 жыл бұрын
Actually I’m pretty sure he’s a war vet as well.
@perpetualboner5513
5 жыл бұрын
I forgot the fact he was a clown once he started speaking
@warpath375__
5 жыл бұрын
I don't care for evidence, I believe the clown.
@zmarchal1699
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes
@Shamman_komanch
4 жыл бұрын
i would like to know how he catches rats crawling on his belly those fuckers are fast
@dirtymcghee
4 жыл бұрын
if pennywise says hes seen him he exists! case closed!
@justicewarrior9187
4 жыл бұрын
I trust more in clowns than leftist lunatics
@RedFloyd469
4 жыл бұрын
@@justicewarrior9187 What's that got to do with anything? Literally nobody was talking about politics, you insecure little shit.
@spybreak23
4 жыл бұрын
When the guy dressed like a clown avoids you on the streets...
@GigaChad-xg7er
4 жыл бұрын
Oi dony diss tommy he does a lot of charity work
@birb9422
4 жыл бұрын
I'd rethink my whole life if that happened to me tbh
@kingdogbattlecrew1079
4 жыл бұрын
cm. CG the what?
@lillianlow8946
4 жыл бұрын
That's Tommy ze clown for charity
@orlaithfields
4 жыл бұрын
Ats actually so rude tommy dose at for charity
@JBexplores
4 жыл бұрын
If the “new” catman is fake, then the guy playing him is extremely dedicated to the role you gotta give it to him.
@full-timepog6844
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm an idea!!!"
@chriszanf
2 жыл бұрын
Just like the Dread Pirate Roberts, the role is handed down to each new apprentice
@flake452
5 жыл бұрын
Judging by this footage Dankula is the most attractive man in Scotland.
@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
5 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. It's pretty grim.
@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
5 жыл бұрын
@@eririspencersawamura5291 I'm doing my best man, I brought a swede in.
@richardsharpe9916
5 жыл бұрын
Let's hope he's bisexual
@HerewardtheWake23
5 жыл бұрын
I dunno, that clown was pretty fit.
@Dd12389
5 жыл бұрын
@Docholland45 you think there are villages in russia, like the one your family came from. If your father was your oncle, doesnt mean that happens in russia mate
@weemak1550
5 жыл бұрын
"he was attacked by a group of youths... Because Greenock" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jbjaguar2717
5 жыл бұрын
I always heard that some bams killed the Catman years back. Unfortunately violence against homeless people is pretty common in rough areas of the UK.
@fishboy279
5 жыл бұрын
Yea, there's a lot of arseholes here, unfortunately
@thelions6782
5 жыл бұрын
@@fishboy279 yep,to many. Stayed here my whole life and even I found that comment fkin hilarious. "because....Greenock" hahaha!
@jearmeymorgan8297
5 жыл бұрын
My mate Oliver Muntz got touched by the cat man in Greenock.. lads still not the same.
@nathanwest2190
5 жыл бұрын
Mon the dees
@redhayden
4 жыл бұрын
I love how no one is scared of catman, hes just another dude, who eats rats
@Flat_Earth_Addy
2 жыл бұрын
Did you see the other people in that town?
@coutiya2007
Жыл бұрын
@@Flat_Earth_Addy the tweaker on the right, i didnt think axe wounds to the face were genetic🤣🤣🤣
@sol2544
4 жыл бұрын
The first witness was a clown A clown A. C L O W N.
@meganmckinlay5472
4 жыл бұрын
Day R Wee Tommy
@lucyc7578
4 жыл бұрын
Day R don’t diss tommy
@jemmykanga2311
4 жыл бұрын
i'm tired of all of this shit against clowns. if i had my way, i'd take clowns out for a beer. they deserve it, poor bastards.
@rossshearer1870
4 жыл бұрын
At clown goes in at toon every week to make money fur charity fs n holds doon a fulltime job tae during the week tae hes some guy swear it kin act like a clown sometimes like yerself wit u done for your community but!!!!coz he should get well mare credit 😏
@rossshearer1870
4 жыл бұрын
John Gilmore what u talking about silence moron u dnt even know me ya steamer so stfu n explain ur self ya keyboard wankster
@robbieg6036
5 жыл бұрын
Only in scotland would someone leave cigarettes out for a wild man instead of food 😂😂😂😂
@ad-archw1582
5 жыл бұрын
robbie g 🤣🤣🤣
@Mr_Makina
5 жыл бұрын
@LDN EDD i know this is probably a r/Woosh comment but heroin is heavily frowned upon in scotland infact back in the day junkies used to get thier cunts kicked in if they woukd be in a state in the streets (In ayrshire anyway)
@gunterstryke5657
5 жыл бұрын
People gives biffs to tramps all the time
@robbieg6036
5 жыл бұрын
@@gunterstryke5657 yeh givin a smoke to a tramp and leavin em out for some mad wild cunt crawling around covered in black is slightly different 😂
@magsk6721
5 жыл бұрын
Only in Scotland ?don't know where your from but at least we're givers not takers !
@jamesstaggs4160
4 жыл бұрын
So we've got a literal clown giving evidence of his existemce and the guy in blue is obviously beyond drunk. Good enough for me. He's real.
@flippygaming2
4 жыл бұрын
@@callumbradley1535 he is pretty sound yea
@RichSmithson
3 жыл бұрын
Dank said the guy in the blue jacket and his friend are heroin addicts. You can see his friend trying not to nod off.
@britasha1194
2 жыл бұрын
Clowns are still more trustworthy than politicians.
@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
2 жыл бұрын
I respect clowns that are making an honest effort. That clown looks old enough to be from the generation where people were dressing up as clowns for proper clowning purposes. Just trying to entertain people and kids. Not for memery and chomo purposes like nowadays.
@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom
7 ай бұрын
@@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski i mean tbf, John Wayne Gacy was doing that weird clown shit back in the 70’s lol
@alexsampsonite2176
3 жыл бұрын
paraplegic Russian gets lost in Scotland and thinks: Damn, this is a tropical paradise, i'm gonna stick around.
@Jack-Steel
5 жыл бұрын
Think we've found Danny DeVito's vacation spot
@isaacburrows8405
5 жыл бұрын
Just throw me in the trash
@lesclaypoolonbass9431
5 жыл бұрын
I'm goin in the crevice!
@cheesentuna
5 жыл бұрын
I'm a man-cheetah!
@Lofixberg
4 жыл бұрын
You gotta pay the Troll Toll...
@happeloffical4187
4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Michalak to get into that little boys hole
@bcyeti9494
5 жыл бұрын
This man about to be taken by the SCP Foundation
@lionheart6176
5 жыл бұрын
yes...i mean clearly dankula is a euclid type of creature
@ghostquartzgrey5639
5 жыл бұрын
SCP-106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, ALL D-CLASS REPORT TO THE FEMUR BREAKER
@Syphonus811
5 жыл бұрын
SCP-8008 Object class: Euclid
@MisterBones2910
5 жыл бұрын
That or Fox and Dana. I'd assume the Foundation would let the UIU (SCP universe X-Files expy) deal with this one. I haven't liked the way the wiki's gone for years now though, so maybe they've changed things.
@stellaenocte2219
5 жыл бұрын
Truth is during his 10 year disappearance he was held by the foundation then escaped lmao
@thomaswhyte5107
5 жыл бұрын
My family stem from Greenock, when I was around 8yrs old I was visiting my dad who still lives there. We were walking down that alley in the late evening, I was lagging behind my dad and brothers when I realised they were trying to talk to something behind the fence? I caught up eager to find out what they were doing? All I remember was seeing just white eyes staring up at me. I squealed in terror as it was the Catman just lying on the floor in an opening of this wired fence. He just smiled at me, after I calmed down me and my family just waved goodbye. We still laugh about it today. My dad said hes seen him a few times? This was like 20yrs ago now.
@tadhgknight3484
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you might’ve seen the OG Catman
@rsk4lyf357
3 жыл бұрын
Cap
@chrisca
5 жыл бұрын
Catboys in Scotland 2000: Weird guy of Greenock 2019: Nyaa~ owo
@NebulaOldChannel
5 жыл бұрын
I have no words. I just.. I’m speechless. 🏴
@nobody-pr7fg
4 жыл бұрын
Get kaif on the phone
@jeanmichellelaurent
4 жыл бұрын
Can I pwease hang in your garage oniichan
@CedricJ.project
4 жыл бұрын
hey, it's the only way nyaaa~
@lred1383
4 жыл бұрын
Imagining the last part in a Scottish accent was like getting a bucket of cold water dropped on me. Some things are just not meant to be
@ianmoone1412
5 жыл бұрын
you say the greenock council denied his existance. yea not surprising. took Glasgow city council nearly 2 decades to admit there was a homelessness issue in the city
@isaacneeson7974
5 жыл бұрын
still not as shit as Northern Irelands
@Numbertwo22
5 жыл бұрын
scottish councils dont waste money like english ones do... quick tip to make extra cash, get hired by the council as a contractor and you can name your price. my dad is a tree surgeon and he charges about 350/500 to remove a tree, he did it for the council when one fell over in the road and charged 2 grand XD you coulda moved the tree with a ford fiesta lol
@jyepatterson8833
5 жыл бұрын
*Inverclyde council
@Splozy
5 жыл бұрын
@@Numbertwo22 oh they do
@Numbertwo22
5 жыл бұрын
@@Splozy oh. and heres me thinking the scots had more sense than the english XD
@dub3r5
5 жыл бұрын
I’m really liking the mad lad series, do more.
@scrmnl
5 жыл бұрын
"Why do you keep sending Jamie pictures of your feet?"
@AleksandarIvanov69
4 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Jamie tho ? :D
@shiroyasha4995
4 жыл бұрын
@@AleksandarIvanov69 Lannister?
@JamiePDog69
3 жыл бұрын
@@AleksandarIvanov69 me lol 😂
@TipsyRiver
5 жыл бұрын
Poor Jimmy, dragged into this out of nowhere and now he'll never escape the feet jokes.
@MsTV.00
5 жыл бұрын
Jamie*
@lrballistics
4 жыл бұрын
@@MsTV.00 Same thing when you're in Scotland
@MsTV.00
4 жыл бұрын
@@lrballistics naw but he said Jamie not jimmy
@jackhamilton9604
3 жыл бұрын
He certainly didn’t say that horrible name
@howdoyoudo5949
Жыл бұрын
Jokes?
@blacktemplar9499
5 жыл бұрын
Next Absolute madlads Clown of greenock
@jager9533
5 жыл бұрын
Black Templar Tommy is a nice guy
@humblebumble8192
5 жыл бұрын
So there's multiple mad lads in Greenok?
@jernie9384
5 жыл бұрын
some random name Greenock is an old norse Slang for "Place of mad Fuckers"
@humblebumble8192
5 жыл бұрын
@@jernie9384 nice. I need to visit there some day and battle the mad lads
@_s_9920
5 жыл бұрын
"another explaination is that hes Russian"
@Numbertwo22
5 жыл бұрын
i feel his backstory may have been written by CNN
@ezmaze42
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a foreign sailor and you found yourself stuck, out of all places, in greenock
@twicgaming4560
4 жыл бұрын
crawling on his belly - covered in black - with a rat in his mouth.. don't get many people with that description. You've never been to Bristol then.
@-MisterTwister-
5 жыл бұрын
How long before dank is found dead with a Wilsons bus ticket in his hands?
@Sk0lzky
5 жыл бұрын
And a naked butt
@Sleepy_DOOD1701
5 жыл бұрын
Nah mate here in Glasgow it’s first buses 😂
@MLdoktor
5 жыл бұрын
The Catman? Thats just old man Wilson!
@dixichannel4422
5 жыл бұрын
I don't want to be rude. But as someone from slovenia speaking a little bit english I really need subtitles sometimes. You I can understand. But what the bloke in blue jacket was saying... he could have given me his bank details he'd still be safe.
@peterkohut7077
5 жыл бұрын
DixiChannel I’ve been speaking english my whole life and i couldn’t understand him either
@mephInc
5 жыл бұрын
Most of the interview with the girl I sat and wondered "how the hell do they understand each other?"
@Rayray18999
5 жыл бұрын
@@mephInc shes talking so fast sometimes wtf
@Westmeath21
5 жыл бұрын
Dont come to Cork and Kerry in the south of Ireland
@dixichannel4422
5 жыл бұрын
@@Westmeath21 it would probably be like stepping in a black hole. Lost and clueless for eternity.
@pedrinho4100
5 жыл бұрын
This dude looks like Mc Ride from Death Grips.
@connorpatrick13
5 жыл бұрын
It is MC Ride
@gorehound3414
5 жыл бұрын
I’m fucking dead 🤣🤣
@reaux4980
4 жыл бұрын
IM IN YOUR AREA
@magicman9218
4 жыл бұрын
**NOIDED**
@CourierSiix
3 жыл бұрын
DOIN HANDSTANDS ON A TRANS AM
@thriddoctor
4 жыл бұрын
I think its just the caretaker at the bus yard dressing up as the Catman in order to scare people away from his counterfeiting operation. He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
@niknar266
5 жыл бұрын
So that plant in black panther that gives him his powers was probably just heroin from Scotland?
@haunted5311
5 жыл бұрын
Correct
@mikhailwesthallen4356
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking knew it
@Kek.B.I
5 жыл бұрын
I as a Russian must now go to Greenock to try communicating with him.
@grbaielag7552
5 жыл бұрын
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
@dubuyajay9964
5 жыл бұрын
Have you done it yet?
@dztrbdgod
5 жыл бұрын
Did you do it yet?
@nathaniellefebvre342
5 жыл бұрын
Do it yet?
@Noah-tg3vf
5 жыл бұрын
Yet?
@indicus9075
5 жыл бұрын
SCP-106 has breached containment
@lukedeakin7124
4 жыл бұрын
Bring out the femur breaker
@billygrierson6781
3 жыл бұрын
Gave the cat guy sandwiches and bottles of water. Also a couple of cans at festive period. Seriously was real. Never ever spoke and I spent almost every week giving this guy my leftovers etc. Stayed 2 mins from my flat. A homeless soul.
@MrRouxroux
9 ай бұрын
Which time period
@billygrierson6781
9 ай бұрын
@@MrRouxroux would've bn from 1990-1994 period
@dr.ligmahnutts2993
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your Scottish culture with me
@Devil-tm4nu
5 жыл бұрын
CyborgKnight Scotland and England are both shit rn. Don’t go pretending that either is any better.
@4c3f4c3
5 жыл бұрын
Dankula culturally enriched me too
@33m3c
5 жыл бұрын
Albeit, you'd rather be in Scotland.
@sidetracker3496
5 жыл бұрын
Got to admit...by 2:14 I was starting to wonder why the only witnesses where a clown and 2 chavs...
@brendanrodgers9753
5 жыл бұрын
I mean you just described the Scottish population so that's probably why
@brendanrodgers9753
5 жыл бұрын
@Kojii Naz Greg Sausage Rolls are fucking yummy mmmmm 😋
@sidetracker3496
5 жыл бұрын
@Kojii Naz I've seen it once at a gas station actually
@wolcamophone4783
5 жыл бұрын
Catman: Everyone: TAKE MY FOOD, TAKE IT! (Catman is actually a conspiracy set up by Garfield to get lasagne)
@nicolaberry9550
3 жыл бұрын
Hi I’m Scottish and from Greenock and I can confirm that yes, this is exactly what my home looks like. From the Neds, to the clown who sells balloons in front of burger king to Catman accepting chippies.
@roguegen5536
5 жыл бұрын
The original cat man probably passed away a decade ago or it's possible he was taken to a mental hospital by the police and he left. Either way raise a pint for cat man 🍺
@Alistocrat
5 жыл бұрын
For the next Mad Lads episode do Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda. He was a Japanese soldier who maintained his position in the Philippines during WW2 without surrendering and since he didn't have any outside contact to tell him the war was over, maintained that position after the war for 29 years and *was only relieved of duty in 1974.* *a genuine madman.*
@rump438
5 жыл бұрын
It wasn't just him, that's the worst part. Was an entire squad of people, eventually most of them left in the night, ready to face tojos punishment because it had been years and left only him and two others. They'd raid people's farms and steal cattle, they'd move camp every other day around the jungle. Every time farmers banded together with police to try and get them out they'd start taking pot shots.
@ReclusiveDuck
5 жыл бұрын
Alistocrat …...Was that the one where they had to fly in his former commanding officer as he wouldn't believe the war was over and thought it was an enemy trick?
@buffalofpv3996
5 жыл бұрын
yes this man is a god
@rump438
5 жыл бұрын
@@ReclusiveDuck yup.
@sunnyjim1355
5 жыл бұрын
He's not British though, so we don't care. And besides, all Japanese are insane, so meh.
@DrissMEV
3 жыл бұрын
Listening to these 2 talk with their accents while reading the comments caused me to mentally read them with an accent
@KageNoTora74
4 жыл бұрын
It's like someone moved New Jersey to Scotland and renamed it Greenock.
@x43902467
5 жыл бұрын
"He's Russian and just doesn't speak English." Not seeing how that's a problem. Neither do the Scots.
@Malouco
5 жыл бұрын
x43902467 I understand 80% of Scott's but only like 50% of the words the 80% say.
@lmao3471
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Scottish, I speak English.
@DiXtionRap
4 жыл бұрын
@@lmao3471 it's a joke
@firfuxsake
4 жыл бұрын
@@lmao3471 I'm Scottish, I speak Scots.
@seagullboi7878
4 жыл бұрын
@@lmao3471 I'm scottish, i talk shite.
@avalonkemi
5 жыл бұрын
That tiger has downs
@cuckwad
5 жыл бұрын
It does its called Kenny. Lol
@Derna1804
5 жыл бұрын
Some Army Ranger kicked it in the face with his Ranger Legs whilst fighting it underwater until it was retarded.
@KermitTheFud
5 жыл бұрын
big up kenny the tiger rip my son
@maxscardanelli6185
5 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.
@Burning_Dwarf
5 жыл бұрын
Well technicly not downsyndrome because feline dna has different chromosomes but yes kenny does suffer from the same issues as a human with down syndrome does
@SniperKing-O
3 жыл бұрын
Catman was recruited by the Justice League and was killed by Doomsday five years prior to his "return" in the public eye.
@WitchVulgar
5 жыл бұрын
But will Nicole send _me_ pics of her feet tho?
@DiXtionRap
4 жыл бұрын
you're not Jamie
@wyvernslayer4530
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah you aint jamie
@LillianAredhel
5 жыл бұрын
A clown and a load of unintelligible glaswegians told us he's real, indisputable evidence lads. *Jamie likes feet* We here at the Dankula Foundation HQ, like Sir Dankula, fully endorse cat people, give 'em a head pat lads. Bonus points if they're a trap.
@comedypolicehandsup5141
5 жыл бұрын
The fuck is going on in that comment? It's cancer summed up in one
@conormore
5 жыл бұрын
BoyWithABadHaircut _ it’s the video summed up in one
@aureole420
5 жыл бұрын
Tbf I love not far from Greenock and the clown is a guy who does a lot of fundraising for local charities. But junkies are junkies.
@nightcore6917
5 жыл бұрын
@@comedypolicehandsup5141 your edds world profile pic is cancer
@grizzlymang1930
5 жыл бұрын
It's only gay if your taking it from the trap just saying
@w.badger894
5 жыл бұрын
My dad used to feed the Catman on his way to school with left out sandwiches and covered in black stuff. Sad stuff :( Down in scots alley lots of unwanted cats and kittens alike were left there, and the guy happened to homeless in that spot. He stopped seeing the Catman for a good 20 years so I'd assume he passed away a lot earlier
@MedievalSolutions
5 жыл бұрын
I'd say he passed away or if the original catman was russian maybe he was somehow contacted and got back to back the newly not so soviet russia?
@cleanerben9636
5 жыл бұрын
The real cat man most likely died of complications brought about by his condition. The remains are probably in the wooded area.
@geechyguy3441
5 жыл бұрын
I still dont get it, so he was a legend in the 1970s, he disappeared, 10 years ago when cell phones came about people started taking pictures/videos of him in either the bus shop or the wooded area. So is it the same guy and that's just where he hangs out, are all the videos just fakes of a mechanic? Where did the REAL catman live if so
@MedievalSolutions
5 жыл бұрын
@@geechyguy3441 well, let's say it's 1990 and the original catman is gone, yeah? So what do you do to keep the urban legend going? Copycat.
@geechyguy3441
5 жыл бұрын
Well I could believe that the bus station workers just got one of their coworkers to pretend to be the catman once his face was all black after working on the buses. That explains the videos of him in the parking lots, likely eating like fake rats. But what about the ones in the woods?
@simonpenum
2 жыл бұрын
01:37 even Pennywise was horrified when he saw him in the sewers
@bilzebor8457
3 жыл бұрын
english teacher: that's an easy listening exercise the listening exercise: 1:56
@AydinPaladin
5 жыл бұрын
Theres a small town in WV that has a cat man too. He was said to run around screaming "meow" ala Revolver Ocelot and just shouting "Catman!". With this in mind, I am suspicious hes just a mechanic. Perhaps this a subspecies of human or the next stage in the natural evolution of catgirls?
@Scragg-
5 жыл бұрын
Aydin Paladin even if our natural evolution does lead to catgirls, they too will ignore betas :/
@jacobbradburn3319
5 жыл бұрын
Wv - wolvo?
@Mitch93
5 жыл бұрын
Y O U R E P R E T T Y G O O D
@JakeandElwoodBlues
5 жыл бұрын
Jacob Bradburn West Virginia, USA
@j.cheeverloophole9029
5 жыл бұрын
Cartman...they were shouting Cartman... m'kay?
@SabbaticusRex
5 жыл бұрын
The frightened clown was the most sane looking one of the bunch interviewed.. Is the entire town constructed out of heroine bricks and nestled up against a scenic liquor lake or what ? If I was stuck living there I might camouflage my huwhite arse and take my chances with the feral cats as well, my god,
@Ammoniumbicarbonat
5 жыл бұрын
It looks like mini north Dublin to be honest
@lethn2929
5 жыл бұрын
Really? Reminds me of my hometown Bradford, I'll make a note never to go there.
@FeedbackPete1
5 жыл бұрын
It’s actually not that bad I work there and was born and live in Port Glasgow only three miles away. It has junkies yes and two of them were in this video but doesn’t a lot of town cities have drug problems. One of Greenocks strong points is its scenery. When you take a trip up Lyle Hill to the Free French Cross memorial that overlooks Gourock the views from there are and I don’t say this lightly “World Class” And actually Tommy who dresses as a clown does that to collect money for charity’s. He also does a lot of runs for charity.
@zarlei6048
4 жыл бұрын
That clown is actually a proper lad, helps the community for nothing.
@keenanthornley7680
5 жыл бұрын
That dude's face at 2:10 on thre right cracked me up so hard lul I should probably feel bad for it but the face was pure gold
@caz8577
5 жыл бұрын
Well of course the council wouldn't find him it's the council they can barely find their tools to fix a leak in a sink let alone find a person
@skirk248
5 жыл бұрын
Yours managed to find their tools?!
@caz8577
5 жыл бұрын
@@skirk248 some of the time
@Dr.Kananga
5 жыл бұрын
Best X-files episode ever.
@lukemclaren2531
5 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Scotland honestly it should be more famous that England fam😂
@mattb121395
5 жыл бұрын
YÅ BØI LMC1010/\\/ went to Scotland a few years back to visit family. The first 5 minutes in the country I saw 3 separate arguments that almost turned to throwing hands. It was amazing
@Jamie-kv9eg
5 жыл бұрын
Shut up fucksake. Wit scottish guy says “fam” get tae fuck
@hayden-ln1li
5 жыл бұрын
England is way better you won’t get attacked youths as long as you avoid all the major cities and the entire north
@deleteduser3680
4 жыл бұрын
YÅ BØI LMC1010/\\/ don’t say fam
@Bassmasterwitacaster
2 жыл бұрын
There's another cat man down in Orlando, Florida. He's not well known. He lives in a patch of woods and refuses to speak to anyone. My uncle was homeless down there and also set up his camp in the woods near catman. At first he was ignored and couldn't talk to him, but one day, he woke up and catman was standing over him and introduced himself. From there on they were pals and helped each other. Catman taught him how to catch the cats and how to prepare them. There was a Chinese restaurant nearby and they fed scraps to cats and that's where he got majority of his cats.
@heeman1203
5 жыл бұрын
When are you gonna make a madlads episode on the Queen?
@PunksterOS
5 жыл бұрын
The BBC does that every news update.
@hypnotised-clover
5 жыл бұрын
Madgals
@mikeoxlong1395
5 жыл бұрын
The Queen?
@MuzikBike
5 жыл бұрын
mad lass*
@spartan3924
5 жыл бұрын
That's how you end up with super-syphilis
@vintagestealth8802
5 жыл бұрын
The tiger with Down syndrome in the background has me rolling
@richier896
5 жыл бұрын
VintageStealth fucking same I’m dead
@topsnek4603
5 жыл бұрын
@@lsswappedcessna I know thats what it says on all the news articles and such, but really incest can't cause Down's syndrome because its a chromosomal disorder and not a genetic disorder. Its likely entirely unrelated.
@lsswappedcessna
5 жыл бұрын
@@topsnek4603 it does however cause other issues Kenny likely had. The Down's was just the cherry on top.
@topsnek4603
5 жыл бұрын
@@lsswappedcessna To be honest I think its likely most of the issues would have been difficult to distinguish from those associated with his Down's syndrome, especially since its not something that has ever been recorded in tigers before so it would be difficult for us to know the full extent of the symptoms. I'm sure that he probably had some conditions as a result of inbreeding you could find in the majority of captive breed white tigers (I haven't studied them so I can't say for sure which are prevalent and to what extent), but I doubt any more than any other. It would simply be to big of a coincidence with his unrelated Down's sydrome and all. Inbreeding is usually more detrimental to the population by lowering genetic diversity than it is to the health of individual since contrary to popular belief reproduction through incest isn't always inherently harmful to the health of the offspring unless the parents already possessed some form of unexpressed recessive genetic disorders before hand. Its difficult to tell the exact state of the tigers condition because all the articles I've read associate his Down's syndrome with inbreeding, despite that just being biologically impossible on principle along.
@howey935
5 жыл бұрын
Its disturbing me lol
@fuqupal
3 жыл бұрын
A guy dressed as a clown? There's a credible witness if I ever saw one. I believe this man!
@karganor
5 жыл бұрын
I'm half convinced at this point that count dankula is secretly a crime-fighting detective at night
@knifee9936
5 жыл бұрын
I heard that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is gonna make a stand alone film about this mutant
@incocknito6135
5 жыл бұрын
Have you heard about that movie called "Black Panther"?
@Draganox25
5 жыл бұрын
@@incocknito6135 bruh 😭😭
@gantzllat
5 жыл бұрын
man, you are bleeding a communication habit into me. my first language isn't English and now for some reason i'm starting to speak it with an scotish accent. I blame you for this lad.
@eggs8021
5 жыл бұрын
English is my first language and it rubbed off on me a couple times
@eagleandy1
4 жыл бұрын
@@eggs8021 I'm gonna have a meeting with my boss, and I'm gonna have to fight not to speak Scottish
@yugitrump435
4 жыл бұрын
When it comes to any language you usually pick up terms and lingo from whatever the person you learned the language from uses. Its why kids speak similarly to their parents. Also one of the reasons theres so many dialects of English. Its been blended with so many other native languages that each dialect is in its own way unique.
@dashieldmasta177
4 жыл бұрын
Drink Bourbon man that pfp is nostalgic
@Calvin_Coolage
4 жыл бұрын
I mean English is my native language and I've watched so much stuff from people in the UK that I've started using some of their slang and dialect without thinking. 'Innit' has become a staple of my vocabulary at this point.
@Idl3MeRcY
4 жыл бұрын
3:43 decribes Jamie pretty well
@Voodoo_Robot
3 жыл бұрын
Considering the sample of locals shown in the video i think he fits in the community seamlesly.
@kade2476
5 жыл бұрын
Why arent there cat GIRLS of Greenock
@dougalmedia
5 жыл бұрын
"catPEOPLE"
@ed8212
5 жыл бұрын
Cat girls? Stop objectifying women, that’s what the bad orange man does. Orange man bad
@JohnDoe-bm5lp
5 жыл бұрын
asking the hard hitting questions
@ericchandler90
5 жыл бұрын
Because anime isn't real in Scotland.
@kade2476
5 жыл бұрын
@@ed8212 You better chill with the NPC meme or youll get banned here like on Twitter man....
@necrothescistt8164
5 жыл бұрын
Scottish Santa basically.
@stryk187
5 жыл бұрын
every time i see photos of Scotland i cannot help but think "jeez, Scotland looks like it has GREAT quality heroin"
@stephenchapman5089
4 жыл бұрын
And the cat man has a wee friend called the Loch Ness monster
@skeptical.bricks7098
5 жыл бұрын
At this point this series is my only reason to live...
@plebinator-eo5ot
5 жыл бұрын
oof
@neptune3569
5 жыл бұрын
nice
@seamusriley3532
5 жыл бұрын
what about traps?
@danimarie7380
5 жыл бұрын
F
@sandmanbiden9301
5 жыл бұрын
As a Scottish person I have no idea who this cat man is but I am ready to learn
@policesquad
5 жыл бұрын
To all the Weegie area Scots, they think Scotland = Central Belt, dinnae hold it against him.
@A.Mortem
5 жыл бұрын
@@policesquad at least swallow your drink before you start babbling incoherently
@sandmanbiden9301
5 жыл бұрын
CyborgKnight I was born in Scotland but I have Irish heritage
@mohammadtumtir5756
5 жыл бұрын
@@sandmanbiden9301 so you are like the genetic waste from the 19th century Irish immigration?
@sandmanbiden9301
5 жыл бұрын
Mohammad Tumtir yes
@christiecat5367
4 жыл бұрын
Cat Man! I remember as a teen, myself and other people from my High School used to hang around the lane he reportedly lived in, trying to get a glimpse of him. Never did see him. Also the clown tends to stand on that spot on weekends, he hands out sweets and stuff to kids for charity donations. Nice guy.
@caitlinmiller3067
4 жыл бұрын
I remember my granda takeing me to meet him he grew up on the same street as my granda when he was younger befor he bought his car in Greenock
@ladyacid654
5 жыл бұрын
I love the Mad Lad's series! My partner and I listen/watch it when winding down. To us, you're Papa Dankula.
@m8arx
5 жыл бұрын
I seen catman back in 1994/1995 - absolutely shat myself cos he looked freaky as fook. We went over on a lunch break from school, he was in a concrete tube that had rugs/carpets on the bottom of it for him to lay on, and had a carpet flap on the front, i’d assume to keep in some warmth. One of the guys i was with snorted up a honking grogger, spat it and it landed on the edge of the top of the conrete tube, started dripping down, and catman ate it. I bolted. First and last time i ever seen him in person.
@MrTubularBalls
5 жыл бұрын
One of the grossest YT comments I've ever read, and that's saying something.
@DillonWaffles
5 жыл бұрын
Your friend’s a dick, but that guy is pretty nuts haha
@joemoment-o1275
5 жыл бұрын
@@MrTubularBalls I've gotta say this is literally the nastiest thing I've read
@Li8eralsarescum69
5 жыл бұрын
Otherwise known as a fucking lugey holy extra
@gillymac9363
5 жыл бұрын
@@joemoment-o1275 What a comfortable, naive life you must have!
@kneecapbroker1604
5 жыл бұрын
I think I found something to dress up as for Halloween
@kneecapbroker1604
5 жыл бұрын
Hwl. Would not be surprised if was
@mfbloke2635
5 жыл бұрын
A scottish edgelord with a nazi pug?
@yishaqdavid2029
5 жыл бұрын
"Two kilos. What's that, about ten years? Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors, what the ---- are you boys on, eh?"
@anxiousali3681
3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing him from a distance as a child several times. My grandparents lived in nearby Belville Street and my granda would often take me to the park or town and we would go through Scotts lane. I clearly remember my granda would often leave a wee bag tied to the fence on the way to where we were going containing scones or sandwiches etc and i would be so excited as a kid to see if the bag was gone on the way back home. Sometimes it was sometimes it wasnt but on several occasions there definitely was either a person or large animal moving around in the large pipes that were in the wasteground. I am 38 now so this would have been roughly 33 or 34 years ago.
@PunksterOS
5 жыл бұрын
"Living in England for 40 years"? Did you just call Scotland, England, whit are ye, a fecking Yank!?
@Niskirin
5 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Scotland is northern England, duh.
@SgtSafety
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah what was that about?
@BringbackgAmberleafns
5 жыл бұрын
Danks been hanging with ukip to much
@PunksterOS
5 жыл бұрын
I think it is the result of hanging with Americans on Discord that has done it to him. I have noticed Sargon's inflections change when he says things now as well. He tends to go up in pitch? Like he is asking a question? That is very American Valley Girl. Aye, that's it, it is Sargon's influence, he gets blamed for everything else these days, may as well rob Dank of his Celtic heritage card too.
@kekishkhan9321
5 жыл бұрын
*republicanism intensifies*
@chaselegoman
5 жыл бұрын
When I first read the title I thought it said "Cat-man of Greencock"
@rjdhdje7258
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@fredrickaappletree3402
5 жыл бұрын
Chase Legoman ......pervert.... :)
@legobrick9697
5 жыл бұрын
Stop chasing me now please!
@irishjoe2941
4 жыл бұрын
A Greencocked cat man..
@spartanx9293
4 жыл бұрын
2:03 that accent should be a war crime
@bartoszlasota6547
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't understood a fookin word this man said, just random vowels lol
@AllisonMarieArmstrong
Жыл бұрын
“Yeah some ppl might consider that quite weird” lmfao the calm way u said that kills me
@kylesager760
5 жыл бұрын
How can a man who cant walk catch enough rats to stay fat? let alone stay alive
@Kshea44ify
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's the tip off. The guy would be thin as a rail and you would have to make a conscious effort to keep your face and hands that black. It's a hoax, but kind of a fun one.
@geechyguy3441
5 жыл бұрын
So whos the guy being photographed and filmed?
@jakedanielsen4512
5 жыл бұрын
@@geechyguy3441 Well obviously it's not a puppet and is human, so if it's a hoax, it must be an actor
@geechyguy3441
5 жыл бұрын
Ok but you need to get more in detail, is he a worker at the bus store? That would explain the videos of him near the bus station, but what about the ones in the woods
@jakedanielsen4512
5 жыл бұрын
@@geechyguy3441 No no it's literally a man who is half cat
@PeachDragon_
5 жыл бұрын
We also have a cat man in italy lol, he's insane. When he doesn't wrestle with dogs and homeless people he's doing some surgical operation to be more like a cat, installing fangs or cat-mustache.
@ianmooresguard1721
4 жыл бұрын
Any vids
@EricToTheScionti
4 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔
@savagetuner2404
4 жыл бұрын
Commissar Purity sorry, WHAT
@gezzarandom
4 жыл бұрын
Saw a program about someone like that in America, look up Dennis Avner, aka Stalking Cat.
@ardea1021
3 жыл бұрын
Ok, as an italian I now want more context
@armymedic_bnw
29 күн бұрын
Bruh, u KNOW somethin's up when the CLOWN crosses the street to avoid SOMEONE ELSE. 😂
@StarWarsomania
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, if a Russian sailor was in his 20s in the 1970s, he would be almost 70 now, and he survived for 40 years on a mixture of begging very occasionally and _the rats he caught whilst also not capable of walking._ I mean, he could make the world's best rat traps out of nothing but what he found in the streets. It's not inconceivable. But it is unlikely. Plus, I find it unlikely that a guy dragging himself around on the ground in the woods for 40 years didn't risk picking up some very nasty, deadly diseases. Including those from the (raw?) rats he supposedly ate. And he never went to the hospital.
@finlaynicholson3609
4 жыл бұрын
He's just built different
@itaybron
5 жыл бұрын
but where are the Catgirls of Scotland?
@thebiggestnut217
5 жыл бұрын
the catindividualofmiscellaneousgender of greenock
@naughteedesign
5 жыл бұрын
comfortably housed in government-funded housing receiving assistance and probably catfood-stamps.
@jamesgreenldn
5 жыл бұрын
They're called pussies and they live in Edinburgh
@jeremylhay
5 жыл бұрын
Everything I learn about Scotland reinforces my considered opinion that Scotland and Eastern Kentucky (where I'm from) are basically the same.
@Stephenguitar93
5 жыл бұрын
Lololol *Visits Ashland Mall* can confirm
@Stephenguitar93
5 жыл бұрын
Unless you're referencing the actual town called Eastern, never been there but I'll take your word
@jeremylhay
5 жыл бұрын
@@Stephenguitar93 Ashland mall is about a half hour drive from where I grew up. Haha! Small world!
@Stephenguitar93
5 жыл бұрын
Same here lol I just checked your soundcloud btw
@jeremylhay
5 жыл бұрын
Oh cool! Hope you liked it. I don't like any of those songs anymore. I think I spent too long with them. But that's just kind of how it goes.
@Mashpito
5 жыл бұрын
*GTA IV Rat Man has entered chat*
@alexbowman7582
5 жыл бұрын
It isn't a coinkydinky that Greenock has a huge Samaritans in it.
@maxerd
5 жыл бұрын
im never thanking the bus driver again
@thoticcusprime9309
5 жыл бұрын
?
@ufoclips1
5 жыл бұрын
When exactly did ppl start thanking bus drivers,as if they`re doing it as a favour???,i find it amusing as mostly they are right grumpy bastards.
@PeacefulJoint
5 жыл бұрын
@@ufoclips1 fortnite m8
@gillymac9363
5 жыл бұрын
@@ufoclips1 Too true. I think you only pass an interview for McGills if you're Polish, on crack, or a royal c*nt of a soul. I remember thinking I'd moved to a good area because there was no glass between me & the driver.🤣
@griff4277
5 жыл бұрын
Varg Vikerenes for Mad Lads
@Rain..._
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's a good idea
@m8eymcm846
5 жыл бұрын
The Griff “self defense”
@penhullwolf5070
5 жыл бұрын
@@m8eymcm846 "Let's find out!"
@trolling0troll
5 жыл бұрын
My vote goes for Simo "The White Death" Häyhä. The man was an absolute legend.
@stephencardone
5 жыл бұрын
Varg is a tryhard tho, i think Dead was more the actual madlad out of the Norwegian black metal scene. Wanted his friends to fucking bury him alive so that he would look more dead for a show.
@zank8470
3 жыл бұрын
SCP-3421M4N Class: Euclid Eats rats Room: Simulated Sewer full of rats
@stevesloan7132
4 жыл бұрын
"Like Ivar the boneless." I gotta look that one up.
@StrohmaniasFlyingCircus
5 жыл бұрын
It's Scotland so it's real. :- ]
@Tiger-lg5of
5 жыл бұрын
Loch Ness monster comes to mind.
@Rajayali
5 жыл бұрын
6:23 ... living where? In England?! M8, hand in your thistle & bagpipe licence.
@chaosmedia9072
5 жыл бұрын
I think I remember Robert Earnshaw mentioning this guy, when he was on loan to Greenock Morton from Cardiff City in the early 2000s. 'Earnie', at the time, was a 19 year old lad who was struggling to get into Cardiff City's First Team and so then manager Frank Burrows sent him on loan to Greenock Morton to toughen up. 'Earnie' stayed in a flat above a pub and one day, on the way to training, he saw this guy right in front of him. Being a young Welsh-Zambian lad with little life experience at the time, he did not know what to make of it.
@lukemclaren2531
5 жыл бұрын
Like ivar the boneless😂😂
@sevenproxies4255
5 жыл бұрын
Sadly, this man seems a lot more normal than Purple Aki and General Butt Naked.
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