That rhyme was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard😂
@suleskos.2743
4 жыл бұрын
He is spot on with that!
@rebeccaatkinson7291
2 жыл бұрын
Sure was
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
5 жыл бұрын
4:20 Look, we bought you... Power Rangers, Etch-a-Sketch , three Big Wheels, Erector Sets, Rubix cubes, army men , a toy dump truck, a Sit 'n Spin, action figures, dominos. We enrolled your butt in Webelos. Story books on your shelf , a baby doll that wets itself , a fishing pole, a race track , a brand new swingset out in back . Roller skates that you've worn twice. A plastic city from Fisher-Price . A pogo stick, a bb gun , Nintendo games by the ton , a catcher's mitt, Hot Wheels , and all that stuff from Happy Meals . A skateboard and a puppy dog. Legos blocks and Lincoln Logs You got more stuff than any kid. You got more stuff than I ever did! Sit your little butt down and figure it out before I give you something you can really cry about.
@mrwolf5733
5 жыл бұрын
+Red T Looks like you've got a lot of time on your hands.
@haleypatillo
5 жыл бұрын
Committment!
@RR-vz8fe
4 жыл бұрын
Is there a way I can copy and paste this? I want to send it to my folks, because if I send the video clip, they'll never watch it. But they would get a huge kick out of the rhyme. I will definitely source it with the comedian. Do I just need to type it out like you did?
@suleskos.2743
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you you saved me a lot of work! lol
@rachelscorner4011
5 жыл бұрын
This guy should really get a special on Netflix😊👍🏻👍🏻😎
@carl-ok9gn
5 жыл бұрын
why? cause he memorizes idiotic rhymes?
@christicrenshaw2772
5 жыл бұрын
Yes i agree. He is one if my favorites.
@jonplaud
5 жыл бұрын
I want to see more from him. He's great.
@GiftsbyChosen
5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you bust out laughing while on the crowded morning train and everyone looks at you like you're crazy😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paggiaevans7332
3 жыл бұрын
My husband and I just love to listen and watch you deliver your jokes on our phone and computer. You just keep up your good work and these 70 and 71 year old will keep watching and laughing here in Ga.
@SarahLizDoan
5 жыл бұрын
That rant about Christmas Gifts....sooo true, too! That was brilliant! My experience exactly.
@MichaelSHartman
5 жыл бұрын
"You're buying kids" cracked me up. I wonder how many parents heard Craigslist, and thought why didn't I think of that. ☺️ [Joking]
@Dirtbag-Hyena
5 жыл бұрын
Smartass..Gets it from her father. Bet theyre great together like Veronica & Keith Mars.😊
@GOTTshua
5 жыл бұрын
They told me in school that I needed to go to the special room for my R's, too. I never thought I had a poblem.
I want to like the comment but I think someone would get mad if I change the likes from 69 to 70.
@californiacurt
5 жыл бұрын
Whoa, the first comedian to do that dry bar app ad at the end while looking directly into the camera the whole time. James Johann is the man!
@slayer8actual
5 жыл бұрын
After reciting that last bit in his routine, it's obvious this guy can remember a script. But you're right, I can't remember any other comedian on Dry Bar that I've seen that didn't make it apparent they were reading a cue card.
@Boudico
5 жыл бұрын
That last bit reminded me of a clean version of George Carlin's rant rhymes. Amazing!
@rucker69
5 жыл бұрын
This is grade A material and delivery. Keep him around.
@Scarletraven87
5 жыл бұрын
Be serious.
@BennyV77
5 жыл бұрын
Great George Carlin tribute at the end!!!! Love it!!!!
@pollabolla
5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@craigjones1115
5 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite comic. Hilarious. The gestures are the trick.
@IntrepidFraidyCat
5 жыл бұрын
LOLOL! This guy is awesome! So funny.🤣🤣🤣
@ohillbilly
5 жыл бұрын
A funny feller! I actually laughed out loud!
@Dirtbag-Hyena
5 жыл бұрын
Biwwe from Fallout 3😂 The Wazer Wifle🤣 Good weapon though.
@benwagner5089
5 жыл бұрын
I remember my issues with r's growing up. Trying to tell my hard-of-hearing grampa at a basketball game that "I'm thausty" and "I want to have a dwink!" Finally got a Pepsi after that.
@tranquility9325
5 жыл бұрын
The entire act is funny as hell, then the rhyme was the icing on the cake lol!😂😂😂
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
5 жыл бұрын
3:20 Roflmao! My kids do the same thing. I might get mad at that if I weren't so damned proud of them for coming up with that stuff. And that diddy at the end was awesome! This dork sitting at the computer clapping, but it was EARNED!
@elgabenedicta
5 жыл бұрын
So funny!! 😁
@southernsass2937
5 жыл бұрын
This guy is good! Talkin truth 😂
@reehatyonin
5 жыл бұрын
Looks like crowds really having a good time, well i am, good comedy right there..
@lb8825
5 жыл бұрын
The ending rhyme was the best!! Very funny 😂😂
@RR-vz8fe
4 жыл бұрын
I'm memorizing the poem at the end for the next time our kids say they are "bored"!!! Epic!
@laurauraura
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my. That was a beautiful poem.
@christopherhernandez3909
5 жыл бұрын
This guy was killing it 😭
@sanv3275
5 жыл бұрын
That last ten seconds was THE BEST
@yaniquebeckford1699
4 жыл бұрын
That was a really good ending with the rhyming. Lol.😀
@philippeperkins9488
5 жыл бұрын
wow, that last rant was amazing
@Mushroom321-
5 жыл бұрын
impressive of that mouthful of that remembering !!, 😲👏😃 🤣
@hhacque
5 жыл бұрын
Wow! Especially love the end - well done!! Cool!!
@airport862
5 жыл бұрын
Would love to see him rehearse.
@slimjimpotter8044
4 жыл бұрын
That last bit was the best thing I've heard in a min.
@TheRedGameboy
5 жыл бұрын
That whole rhyme at the end should be a national anthem.
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
5 жыл бұрын
It's a new twaditional Chwismas song!
@lindaelinor648
5 жыл бұрын
Please somebody write down the rhyme at the end?!! Love it!
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
5 жыл бұрын
Done. Please leave a like. Easiest to find if you sort by newest.
@lindaelinor648
5 жыл бұрын
Red T, where? I don’t see it?
@debkuhns4679
Жыл бұрын
Awesome!!
@stangace20
4 жыл бұрын
does this guy have a full special on dry bar?
@SarahLizDoan
5 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely hilarious! Literally LOL 😂 😂😂 I had the exact same speech impediment...couldn’t say my R’s or my S’s and my name is Sarah. 😐 Yep, you can imagine how fun that was growing up! This comedian is so funny!
@larryblackmon2341
5 жыл бұрын
So so soooo true.
@nolidee4917
5 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS AMAZEBALLS
@a.l.gilley7839
5 жыл бұрын
awesome
@buddy77587
5 жыл бұрын
You're very good. Let us laugh at our short comings
@kchannel4299
5 жыл бұрын
He’s good!!
@edwardlittlefield447
4 жыл бұрын
EXCELLENT 👍!
@shellswetrick3395
Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, I too had an issue with Rs as a kid and speech therapy in the hall😂😂
@killabeedj9920
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard on this...🤣💟
@19vendetta19
5 жыл бұрын
That was a great finish!
@trae4529
4 жыл бұрын
That was awesome
@trudystroup9640
5 жыл бұрын
this dude is awesome!!!
@tntlane791
4 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@matheusspable
4 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Scooter from Borderlands
@lorenzovonmatterhorn7402
4 жыл бұрын
Amazing :-)
@dalesmith292
5 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@marybruun9621
5 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious
@need4speednv
4 жыл бұрын
Why are kids so expensive. Reminds me one time I was shopping for school supplies for all my kids, all seven of them. As I was leaving Walmart somebody made a comment you must be a school teacher. Nope seven kids. Look on their face is priceless and yes all mine.
@chippyl3331
5 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂 Better tell him slow! Rotf
@hollystewart5368
5 жыл бұрын
800
@jamalcole1985
5 жыл бұрын
This was funny
@gsmith5140
4 жыл бұрын
That boy is good!
@kimberlieverschoor3814
5 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahaha!! That was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Tim-57
5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kalimartin9598
4 жыл бұрын
Hi James it kali your daughters friend 🤪🤪
@Mealzanator
5 жыл бұрын
If we ever said we were board our parents would make us wash the dishes. We only said it three times we learnt our lesson.
@K4R3N
5 жыл бұрын
Wachel Woberts
@papuciowy1465
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. He says that he's a single father and he is not a widower?
@mattathiasmacabees6416
5 жыл бұрын
Call before ya dig... Righty tighty lefty loosie...
@reckz420
4 жыл бұрын
Why is he so jittery?
@FVWhimsy2010
5 жыл бұрын
Wachel Wobinsin...lolol.
@user-fm6wu3zr9o
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sanv3275
5 жыл бұрын
Google things? How young is this guy? Google Wasnt invented when i was born! XD
@ekdaufin1485
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂
@letemswift4022
5 жыл бұрын
True story ssssteven
@dianaboughner7977
4 жыл бұрын
😁😂🤣👍👍
@GAMINGOBRIEN69
5 жыл бұрын
Why do i wool my rrrrrr's?
@luckyjenn8067
5 жыл бұрын
Child Trafficking joke?....not funny.
@sonictheflexhog6075
5 жыл бұрын
Not funny, hilarious.
@KidCity1985
5 жыл бұрын
First, ......get a wife.
@oghuvwublessing705
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ is God and the Lord of life.
@ekdaufin1485
5 жыл бұрын
So you’re NOT a single dad if you are co-parenting and paying child support.
@greatnorthwestbear
5 жыл бұрын
E K Daufin - you ain’t “co-parenting “ if you’re paying child support!!
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