With each passing day I relate to Al more and more.
@vladimirpopov5672
2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@kidofhell
2 жыл бұрын
Married with children Presents: "The guide to manhood" ......
@aaronlint5333
2 жыл бұрын
We all do. It makes sense now.
@a.d.c.3553
2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@hardline2a
2 жыл бұрын
Got that right
@dangelo1369
2 жыл бұрын
The librarian was played by the late Lu Leonard. She goes all the way back to the days of early TV with "My Little Margie and "Car 54, Where Are You?". She appeared in the 3 Stooges short "Husbands Beware" as Larry's wife. She died in 2004 at the age of 77
@stephenlagan8569
2 жыл бұрын
A true character actress, and she is terrific here.
@vincesmith2499
Жыл бұрын
She worked with the Stooges AND Al Bundy? Wow!
@Samlol23_drrich
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for that.
@puppy969
Жыл бұрын
@@vincesmith2499 Lol. Kind of 4 of the same thing.
@shack8110
Жыл бұрын
that would make her about 60 here. She looks in her 70s here.
@robbieray1961
2 жыл бұрын
"Could It Be That The Nails Hold Your Chair Together Are From The Planet Krypton" Classic Al
@TheMoonchild1969
2 жыл бұрын
That librarian...she waited and waited with the very same dress for thirty years...that's tenacity.🤣🤣🤣
@ZetaReticuli_
2 жыл бұрын
And shows what little she had going for herself. Her life was about her hatred for some little boy.
@JWBabaYaga
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZetaReticuli_ , indeed. That’s desperately sad, to be honest. I honestly pity her.
@samuelkaranja.5788
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PaintedMoonBlue
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@samuelkaranja.5788
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZetaReticuli_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leviathan009
2 жыл бұрын
Ed O'Neill is a great actor.. he made it so natural lol
@maxxxmodelz4061
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone was great on this show. I thought Steve was underrated. "Weren't my property values low enough?" 😂
@scottgould6590
2 жыл бұрын
Ed O’Neill IS Al Bundy. Absolutely nobody else on earth could play that role. Ever.
@Provos7777
Жыл бұрын
@@scottgould6590 Not a soul. He was absolutely brilliant.
@josephoswald2292
10 ай бұрын
@@scottgould6590they almost gave it to Michael Richard's (Kramer)
@Gamingnstuff131
5 ай бұрын
He made the show! Everyone else second.
@codymccabe2384
2 жыл бұрын
My fave. "Don't Bundy that Book." Straight rolling
@stuartestrine1234
2 жыл бұрын
“ Librarian hit man. “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FallouFitness_NattyEdition
Жыл бұрын
This is arguably the funniest sitcom of all time.
@Gamingnstuff131
4 ай бұрын
One of them. It has some of the best lines in sitcoms and several great and iconic moments and iconic characters.
@dwood78part23
2 жыл бұрын
"...now will you be paying with cash or food stamps?" I always LOL at that! Classic ep written by the show's creators!
@scottgould6590
2 жыл бұрын
The writers on this show were on another level.
@richardalex4516
2 жыл бұрын
I use that line from time to time
@Gamingnstuff131
Жыл бұрын
Did they write all the best episodes? This episode was an absolute classic!
@scottgould6590
2 жыл бұрын
Steve had one of the best lines: “Werent my property values low enough?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joe-zj8js
Жыл бұрын
Make a promise keep a promise... Yeah yeah bake a pie eat a pie. Lol
@rodrigocastillo4253
8 ай бұрын
5:20
@Gamingnstuff131
4 ай бұрын
He wishes he didn’t move next door to the devils spawning ground.
@EGtheCookman
2 жыл бұрын
Even the road to ruin has it’s a toll gate. Very underrated line. 😂😂😂
@nthgth
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I guess. The ruination itself is a pretty obvious toll gate.. I think she just fancies herself deep.
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
2 жыл бұрын
There are so many pearls of wisdom in this show;
@roybarlett4880
Жыл бұрын
Al is the Man !!!
@ArtbyPaulPetro
2 жыл бұрын
the woman playing the librarian was priceless!
@lindahuff8976
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my first grade teacher. We were all terrified of her.
@SpclOps20
11 ай бұрын
@lindahuff8976 - Then you and I probably had the same 1st grade teacher! 🤣
@rollandcurtis874
2 жыл бұрын
This was a legendary episode. I remember when brick and mortar libraries, bookmarks, shhhhing, and cool temperatures were a huge part of my life.
@storm1024
2 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@colindong7316
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't Seinfeld copy this episode with George and his overdue book?
@bobfromsoireegames4309
2 жыл бұрын
That was the life.
@redpilledhispanic1239
6 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the library during the summer, only the few places that had A/C
@nataliegillmore7436
2 жыл бұрын
1:20 Librarian: I'm always here. Al: not that day,I believe that was the great cake heist.
@Gamingnstuff131
Жыл бұрын
“What do you do for a living, presuming you’re not still in high school?” “Librarian hitman.” 😂
@seferino
7 ай бұрын
Lol. 😂😂😂
@RaySchwarz.
10 күн бұрын
She really didn’t keep up with what was going on in Al’s life. When he was in high school he was the star quarterback. You think maybe just maybe she was a little jealous during those years?
@darrinwebber4077
Жыл бұрын
Poor Al. Just couldn't get a break. I can relate. I guess it's why he'll always be one of my heroes and role models.
@mscir
2 жыл бұрын
I had a mean teacher in elementary school, they should have psychological testing done before letting people become teachers, and have annual surveys of students to see if the teachers are abusive. Abuse can come in many forms.
@markmolino679
2 жыл бұрын
Mike S,Agreed
@smw381st
2 жыл бұрын
Almost all the teachers in my school were just like her lol
@pbonfanti
2 жыл бұрын
I had a legendary one, first lesson she said to all the room she lectured it was a educated person and very above all of us, we would not amount to nothing in life, a bunch of lowlifes and it was even a boon to us she would give english lessons... ( it translated roughly from my language but i do think was close enough ). Of course, it was a public school and didn't went so well, the louder boys in the back stated to call "choupana" (the name of a strip club), every time he entered... In time she was allocated to another school.
@Blackburn-Arts
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@nicholasmuro1742
2 жыл бұрын
A few of my teachers were just plain mean. Awful way to learn
@blppt
2 жыл бұрын
"Aren't my property values low enough?" Classic Steve.
@dwood78part23
2 жыл бұрын
Al slamming the door on Steve & Marcy's face while she was ranting was epic!
@BlacKnightRising
2 жыл бұрын
that one had me rolling
@jeremyfalb3023
2 жыл бұрын
In the words of the Great Michael Cole: vintage Steve Rhoades!
@paulgrisez5834
2 жыл бұрын
One of Steve best lines on the show
@maxxxmodelz4061
2 жыл бұрын
He often had some of the most underrated lines in the show. Great stuff.
@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, Don't BUNDY that book!
@johnlewisbrooks
2 жыл бұрын
People: There will never be another Soprano's. Me: There will NEVER be another Married With Children!
@marturisireaortodoxa2493
3 ай бұрын
The encounter with the librarian is precious, is monumental. Even the road to ruin has its toll gate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Indeed
@Classicrocker6119
Жыл бұрын
This episode was an absolute masterpiece!
@shack8110
Жыл бұрын
Al gets harangued into returning a book and gets the entire city to hate him. XD
@brandonallen3289
2 жыл бұрын
They need to upload the speech he tells her at the end of the episode. It's so inspiring.
@joe-zj8js
Жыл бұрын
Every morning when I get up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again.... So me and every other guy like me are out there being what we don't wanna be 40hrs a week for life. And the fact I haven't put a gun in my mouth your pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
@adamnewman1740
Жыл бұрын
I listen to it every day.
@wildmansamurai3663
2 жыл бұрын
When Al slams the front door in Marcies face. 😆
@francisclause9307
2 жыл бұрын
AL! AL! AL!!!! You will always have me to pick up some of Your pain. I can relate to much of Your life.
@mikeef747
2 жыл бұрын
What is worse? 1) A grown woman hating a 10 yr old boy and holding a grudge for 30 years 2) A library system with no statute of limitations, able to fine you 30 years later for what you did as a 10 year old minor.
@legsusmaximus6854
Жыл бұрын
the first one is just one person, the other could happen to all :/
@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
Жыл бұрын
Apparently, BOTH choices ALL depend on IF that 10 yr boy happens to be AL BUNDY...😏
@KebabMusicLtd
Жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen a scene from this show in about 30 years and I still want to jump Kelly's bones.
@nb2008nc
Жыл бұрын
@@KebabMusicLtdMe2
@weirdnomad8868
11 ай бұрын
3. It's a TV show! A funny one at that.
@jayalan2223
Жыл бұрын
The Librarian was Lu Leonard. She passed away in 2004 at age 77
@bln3576
2 ай бұрын
Good
@ABhaim
2 жыл бұрын
"... in this reporter's opinion, a true piece of human garbage." I'm dying!!
@BrianSmith-jx7td
11 ай бұрын
He probably could have been able to Sue for her saying that
@camdougherty7285
2 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite TV moment of the 80s..
@MrDusty515
2 жыл бұрын
“Could it be that the nails, that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton” 😂😂😂
@GoHazyQuietSexAngel
Жыл бұрын
I died laughing at that. 😂😂😂😂
@cylehendricks8892
2 ай бұрын
I may have used this line once or twice on some folks…
@gmonroy852
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey man don't Bundy that book"
@Ibhenriksen
Жыл бұрын
I loved how over the top this show was, but somehow still hilarious. It's the timing!
@ControllerLyfe
2 жыл бұрын
4:57 "I foresee some lonely seedless nights" way to foreshadow bro 🤣
@beno2662
2 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@TheMoonchild1969
2 жыл бұрын
So long Lu Leonard...what an incredible career.🌹🌹🌹
@rubintartt7723
Жыл бұрын
Could it be that the nails that's holding up your chair is from the planet Krypton. Lol 🤣🤣🤣. Al is the man
@fletcherhamilton3177
2 жыл бұрын
This one was _epic_ for kid me. Perfect three-part story structure, perfect gags, perfect plot, perfect laughs . . . 🤣
@TripleTreuViet
Жыл бұрын
"Even the road to ruins has its tollgates" funny, yet, deep
@XXLSSBBW
2 жыл бұрын
Al Bundy: So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
@maverickcreations8864
2 жыл бұрын
Good one. But it doesn't make you a winner though It just keeps you in the race so that you actually do something to make your life better and become a winner eventually. How?...is upto you. Al never figured out how.
@HandleGF
2 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@gumshoe7237
Жыл бұрын
@@maverickcreations8864 Not putting a gun in your mouth and dealing with it week in and week out like a man does make you a winner.
@denix2000
4 ай бұрын
The golden speech! ❤
@magneto8002
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Lu Leonard.
@DoctorRobertNeville
Жыл бұрын
I know I helped at least 25 students help to graduate from High School. Our school had a rule that if you owe the Library monies you could not graduate. I was a Librarian Aide so I had access to who owes what. These students had no way to pay their fines. Their Parents were really poor. So I did the only thing I could think of, and used white out on their records so they could graduate.
@anb7408
Жыл бұрын
“Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the Planet Krypton?” Ahhh damn. Classic Bundy! 😂😂😂😂
@dxmanson611
2 жыл бұрын
Probably the most EPIC Episode ever made on the TV history.
@paulgrisez5834
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite episodes
@brent4770
2 жыл бұрын
They missed the part " Don't Bundy that book!"
@palmerlp
Жыл бұрын
This actress is Lu Leonard. She did guest spots on virtually every TV show of the day and had a really great scene in “Starman.” She’s amazing in this.
@anoftc
2 жыл бұрын
One of the best scenes in the whole series is after this one. You should've included the BIG MONOLOGUE in the video!!! Al is always a winner! ;)
@norms3913
2 жыл бұрын
The great cake heist and you were rounded up and questioned lol
@taxpayer6079
Жыл бұрын
I’m not saying Peg was hot…. Yes I am.
@JoeR203
2 жыл бұрын
Little Al (Edan Gross) stole the show with his delivery. "Because I didn't bring you french fries like the other boys do?", "Yeah, yeah. Bake a pie, eat a pie.", "Hey be fair. Can you eat just one pig?", "Well you've just taught me that even the slightest movement can make a fat person sweat."
@TXnine7nine
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody had somebody like her in school growing up. For me it was 2 people. The librarian and the music teacher. I have no idea how they thought that working with kids was a good idea.
@gumshoe7237
Жыл бұрын
omg my 6th grade music teacher was the witch of the entire school . Used to just scream at me , and a number of the other kids like a villain.. She told me to go to her office , I asked her where it was ? I didn't know I'd never been there , I'm 12 at the time , and you'd of thought I just told her she has an hr left to live for the way she just started ranting at me . .. smh forgot her name long since , but I still remember that day ..
@JamesSmith-pm4wz
11 ай бұрын
My art teacher in second grade told me my painting looked to much like a photograph! I never picked up a paint brush until about 2 year's ago!
@Lin3r
Жыл бұрын
i will never forget thos exitdoor with the 3 little windows^^
@istvanpraha
2 жыл бұрын
Al was actually very goodlooking!
@leonardo899
2 жыл бұрын
He was. I never noticed that as a kid.
@dcs244832
2 жыл бұрын
love the door slam in the face...🤣🤣🤣
@grumpygremlin2379
Жыл бұрын
Watching this makes me remember I have a library book still out that was due on May 13, 1989.
@Wickedpissah138
Жыл бұрын
What a move! Kicks the same rolling staircase 😂
@ArttuTheCat
2 жыл бұрын
Al Bundy thought he could... return an overdue book - after many years! 😹😸😺👍
@jojocapone4861
2 жыл бұрын
This man said "Could it be that the nails holding your chair together are from the planet Krypton!!" OMG 💀💀
@vermiciousknid2456
Жыл бұрын
Are the nails from Krypton that strong?
@Cline3911
2 жыл бұрын
"Well. Young Mr. Bundy. The devil boy"
@pimps1986
Жыл бұрын
I thought this episode was funny. The part I found funny was when Al pushed the ladder in front of the old lady and planted the overdue book in the shelf; that was funny. I love this show, for real!
@Deimosthegreat
2 жыл бұрын
That librarian talks just like a James Bond villain, holy crap XD
@robbarbour3173
Жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson and al bundy have always been funny characters on the fox network growing up. 😂😅
@alladeenmdfkr2255
Жыл бұрын
Al Bundy doesn't take crap from anyone,Al for the president of the whole world
@yellowblanka6058
Жыл бұрын
"The Darker Side of the News", lol, it's a guy planting a library book.
@J4sse
2 жыл бұрын
- "I foresee lonely, seedless nights." - "So the usual?" Aaaaaand *laugh track*
@J4sse
2 жыл бұрын
@AL Right, you know what i mean
@johnnystar_007
2 жыл бұрын
I seen this episode before and this is the best funniest episodes and Al Bundy is the best 😆
@enniodimarcantoniod.g.8388
2 жыл бұрын
This bit is a proof that married with children shows the values of a society must have (in a very very twisted way, but it shows 😂😂😂)
@user-bg8kc6bb8d
Жыл бұрын
at 1:01 that’s what I should’ve said to my librarian when I was in her library
@maxscameraguy
Жыл бұрын
Oh boy! How right Bud was!
@grokeffer6226
2 жыл бұрын
That was one of Kelly's favorite books, once she learned how to read.
@grokeffer6226
2 жыл бұрын
@@smw381st I think so.
@Jarock316
Жыл бұрын
@@smw381st Yeah, but head injury made her dumb.
@gumshoe7237
Жыл бұрын
@@smw381st No she was smart in one episode when she was little , but they got in a wreck she hit her head , and it messed up her squash .
@John-dh1gh
9 ай бұрын
@@gumshoe7237They should of occassionally made Kelly really smart and say something really profound, the look on Al's face, and then Kelly could say something really dumb.
@bsgambati1
2 жыл бұрын
Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?
@TheSchmed
2 жыл бұрын
Bud’s mullet and Kelly’s metal chick doo are hilarious
@HughJass-jv2lt
9 ай бұрын
I just saw a story about a century overdue book... Came straight for this video ❤😆❤
@patricew.4010
2 жыл бұрын
Lonely....seedless nights.
@timothycook2917
2 жыл бұрын
I hope Katey is recovering well
@saagisharon8595
2 жыл бұрын
don't you mean christina?
@timothycook2917
2 жыл бұрын
@@saagisharon8595 no, I mean Katey Sagal, she got hit by a car the other day
@DurianKing70
2 жыл бұрын
@@timothycook2917 Katey Sagal is ok, I remember reading that she was not that seriously injured. She should make a full recovery, they say.
@gavnonadoroge3092
2 жыл бұрын
tesla strikes again
@sblagg527
2 жыл бұрын
@@gavnonadoroge3092 Man, glad I didn't invest in Tesla stock like my buddy urged me to.
@Gamingnstuff131
Жыл бұрын
“Could it be you don’t have the $2000? Could it be that I was correct when I made an educated guess that you would fail in life?” “Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?”
@treyshawver8139
2 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS. I knew that the married with children KZitem channel had to make a video about this episode!
@jcmontecarlo6123
Жыл бұрын
Day of the big cake heist 😂😂😂😂😂
@PittsburghMarky
Жыл бұрын
Al Bundy is the greatest role model this world has ever seen!
@dimitarpetkov4442
Жыл бұрын
Best motivational speech ever
@theodorecarter6601
2 жыл бұрын
He should have bribed the librarian with French fries. That could’ve made her overlook the fine.
@BigSlickStar
Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or this show was the funniest when Bud had the Mullet?
@eliranpinhasov5940
2 жыл бұрын
Once in a lifetime role Perfect fit
@DurianKing70
2 жыл бұрын
I guess Al Bundy did not realize there may be cameras in the library and he was video taped placing the engine that could,,,, go back on the shelf. 😹📖📑📚
@leonardo899
2 жыл бұрын
Cameras were uncommon in those days.
@glencampbell6217
2 жыл бұрын
Strength for today and bright hope for tomorrow. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK .I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL.GOD BLESS YOU ALL🙏///.............
@andrewa6786
2 жыл бұрын
Al is beyond based
@danwutkowski9400
2 жыл бұрын
Classic episode!
@Gregimus
3 ай бұрын
Al is my hero!
@timothykozlowski2945
2 жыл бұрын
This was a great episode.
@joey_556
2 жыл бұрын
Al Bundy. Librarian hitman
@irreduciblerascal
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, just so funny
@dhenderson1810
Жыл бұрын
My best friend at school borrowed "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory"from the school library. 4 years later when we finished school, he still hadn't returned it.
@funnelwebspider9078
Жыл бұрын
Best family in TV history.
@Columbariusify
2 жыл бұрын
4:54 as the lone carrier of the Bundy seed, I foresee some lonely, seedles nights.
@petelarosa282
2 жыл бұрын
This is very funny 😂😂😆.
@odalisgonzalez6875
Жыл бұрын
The writers were amazing
@TheSchmed
2 жыл бұрын
The biggest question is why didn’t Al want to tap Peg ?
@a.d.c.3553
2 жыл бұрын
Peg didn't have respect for him. That does wonders to a guys libido believe it or not. Also, try being with the same woman year after year
@janikorhonen3450
2 жыл бұрын
Bud and Kelly, thats why! 😅
@teddybeer6206
2 жыл бұрын
Kelly and Bud aren't a good enough reason for ya?
@markfyke9758
Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite " Marcy " scenes 😅
@fletchdavidson6079
Жыл бұрын
That toll gate line was cold.
@QuarrellaDeVil
3 ай бұрын
"Watch carefully in slow motion ..." 😄
@KebabMusicLtd
Жыл бұрын
That's the problem with libraries. They let you choose a book for free, and when they get you hooked, you find they keep sending you the overdue notices.
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