The more impossible is, he open it WITH GLOVE ON!!!!
@ниггер437
11 ай бұрын
@@wheatley7612Он и звездочку открыл в перчатках
@LeInternetcockroach
2 ай бұрын
With NO FINGERNAILS? NO WAY
@Km5454O4
Жыл бұрын
Drug Addicts: “I can stop whenever I want.” Also Drug Addicts: 2:31
@alonelychocolatebar1954
Жыл бұрын
Gotta get those (Mostly) uppers, man.
@Niwweleg
Жыл бұрын
OBDOLBOS
@yahormarkautsou5338
11 ай бұрын
I searched for this comment)))
@GLaDOSiri
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RaidenTheRipper950
3 ай бұрын
Thankfully I hate needles
@harrytheseal6566
Жыл бұрын
0:18 "Yo, you're date's here!" "Aight, lemme just pop a mint or 2!"
@TheTrueFunnelweb
11 ай бұрын
Why did I find this funny 💀
@dentiller
Жыл бұрын
More please without ambient noise. Cool
@CreepyPersonCube.
Ай бұрын
0:59 Oh god no my watch PLEASE ROLEX I LOOTED OFF THAT CORPSE! SPEAK TO ME! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW LIVE DAMNIT LIIIIVE
@mrpsyco5884
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Casual surgery is also my favorite hobby
@redlazaga1698
Ай бұрын
Me in class when im bored but realized i have a lot of pens: 2:31
@luiggimunoz621
Жыл бұрын
Estoy seguro q en mi momento de mayor desesperación haré cualquier cosa menos curarme con esa variedad de medicamentos
@finnoob9118
Жыл бұрын
Pov : when teammates try request to healing for no reason
@Smoothie-Cr1minal
4 ай бұрын
Golden Star balm be packaged the ASIAN way😂
@inhminhhuy4892
Жыл бұрын
1:46 cao sao vàng
@CVH991
5 ай бұрын
Có cao sao vàng kìa anh em😮😮😮
@Doweeh_
11 ай бұрын
This is asmr
@joansena3056
Жыл бұрын
How did he died ? OVERDOSE
@Balasarofbaldur
Жыл бұрын
Local man who carry enough supply to run the w.h.o dies of every od
@vutaile1130
Жыл бұрын
Some people don't know: Golden Star balm is a Vietnamese medical balm invented during the Vietnam War. Produced from precious medicinal herbs, it has the effect of reducing bruising or swelling caused by insect stings. It also has a pain-relieving effect. The size of the Gold Star balm is only as small as a coin, the shell is made of metal, very suitable for soldiers on the battlefield. Golden star balm is very popular in the Soviet Union and Russia
@ttskyhammer9169
Жыл бұрын
and difficult to open.
@ChadHellgado
Жыл бұрын
Is there a tactical reason for making it so hard to open
@vutaile1130
Жыл бұрын
@@ChadHellgado yeah, right. but today the modern version of the Golden Star balm in Vietnam is bigger, and "a little bit" easier to open😅😅😅
@unoriginalperson72
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, para-medic
@davidgarrett6634
Жыл бұрын
and?
@dankovac1609
Жыл бұрын
I love how they made the pill swallowing sound effect sound like he's downing the world's biggest pill and the character doesn't even need water like the PMC trooper that he is.
@noburu4717
Жыл бұрын
He could totally eat a Popeye's biscuit without a drink
@absoluteagony
Жыл бұрын
@@noburu4717 has anyone actually did that challenge before
@marcusgabriel8365
Жыл бұрын
It looked like the time when Mr Krabs’ daughter Pearl forced fed him a bigass pill
@foolishness9020
Жыл бұрын
@@absoluteagony Dapz
@officialkirbyfan6899
7 ай бұрын
Ripped straight from Fallout 🫤
@Derpanatter
Жыл бұрын
I just wanna feel for one second how this guy feels after all those shots
@wylandnares8642
Жыл бұрын
You know the story of of the bear that ate a bag of Cocaine? The one where I remember it being called the most dangerous predator on earth for 5 minutes? That.
@Azure-Dragon_
Жыл бұрын
He probably ain't feeling too good. Since he shoved that needle right through his freaking arm instead of a vein.
@matthewjones39
Жыл бұрын
Probably not that great.
@ZhalgasSubebaev
Жыл бұрын
@@wylandnares8642 have you watched a "Taxi 4" movie? There was a moment, when police inspector fell in bags of cocaine...then he became a very dangerous cop for a 5 minutes🤣
@justsaying6341
Жыл бұрын
@@Azure-Dragon_ injectors like that usually work best when applied intramuscularly
@the_saver_from_cringe7516
Жыл бұрын
Mother: my son will become a doctor Father: no! Our son will become a lawyer The son in his room : 2:31
@GYT_TEE
Жыл бұрын
Nahhhh 💀
@alexisdominguez6307
Жыл бұрын
Fentanilo🇺🇲🇲🇽🇨🇳
@troyscribner4342
Жыл бұрын
Me taking my dementia meds:
@tetraxis3011
Жыл бұрын
Jaja eso está muy xd
@threecups5809
Жыл бұрын
The son became scientists
@ThinkingCrimson
Жыл бұрын
Proceedure for the surgical kits: 1. Cut the clothes 2. Take the bullet out 3. Stich the wound up
@929Finn
Жыл бұрын
Or in this case staple it up 😨
@serjic8851
Жыл бұрын
@@929Finn what can you do?
@dub-pilot
Жыл бұрын
He didnt even flench 💀
@The_whales
Жыл бұрын
@@dub-pilote is the black knight from Monty python and the holy grail or what you guys call: dis but a scratch
@lenzi5119
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was cutting the skin. I'm glad I'm wrong
@diegogonzalez5746
Жыл бұрын
2:32 Bodybuilding career in 30 seconds
@WindowsDoor
Жыл бұрын
Morphine is needed
@roquecandelariodanielalexa404
2 ай бұрын
Liver King:
@sonicthesuperkid6
Ай бұрын
I feel 😵😵😵
@theorder6365
Жыл бұрын
I find something increadibly funny about the way he takes care to meticulously close every clasp on the compact surgery kits after *performing minor surgery on himself*.
@mr_sauce_cooks
Жыл бұрын
It saved his life a little respect won't hurt
@Necromaniac.
Жыл бұрын
"increadibly"
@Dragonborn_is_Dead
Жыл бұрын
And all while standing up-
@DMlTREl
Жыл бұрын
He is going to use it again later on so that's why
@LEOPARD_2A7V
Жыл бұрын
а что тут забавного. так делает любой человек с мозгом
@PurpleLobster7
Жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how the guy just casually perform surgery on himself while standing in the middle of a forest?
@errornamenotfound2513
Жыл бұрын
One handed too
@rain_f
Жыл бұрын
Under 20 second too
@v1llanous972
Жыл бұрын
It's a video game dude......😂
@НетИмени-ь1ъ
Жыл бұрын
2:32 typical streamer when hears footsteps in 9999 meters away
@d4cto
Жыл бұрын
Ok this is funny as fuck
@Alvah707
Жыл бұрын
Why streamers? That’s every sweaty player that can afford all the injectors in general lmao.
@d4cto
Жыл бұрын
@@Alvah707 short answer is: You don't usually see sweats taking steroids before the fight and you often times see streamers doing just that. But yeah, you're right.
@urosmamic4172
Жыл бұрын
*Injects morphine and propital with power of blyat*
@splunkmastah4609
Жыл бұрын
The lack of bandages in the wrapping animation still bums me out. Otherwise these are excellent.
@joaomiguellopesfernandesde3865
Жыл бұрын
Me too.
@AHPcameron
Жыл бұрын
Could change as it’s still in Beta phase
@cassidy8307
Жыл бұрын
Weird how they didn't bother with the bandages but they actually wrapped it around for tourniquets
@xXEGPXx
Жыл бұрын
@@cassidy8307 Tourniquets are for heavy bleeding which is a relatively new addition to the game so the animation is much newer than just normal bandages
@MCHSoktavnoyoblasti
Жыл бұрын
1:51 HOW? JUST HOW?
@tetraxis3011
Жыл бұрын
1% strength. 99% Faith
@CreepyPersonCube.
Ай бұрын
Constant masturbation to strengthen the wrists and fingers duh
@Eggygoon
Жыл бұрын
this is the kind of healing animations that i would love to see implemented in more games. take for example far cry, their healing animations is straight up bending their fingers back in to place with no painkillers or antiseptics (they are still really cool BTW) but still theres a chance of dying from infection or shock.
@stayso4py951
Жыл бұрын
All the far crys take place in 3rd world countries and I don’t think they have surgical equipment laying around
@rougestarlight4308
Жыл бұрын
@@stayso4py951 even in 3rd world countries we have the common sense of not touching a dislocated hand or pulling out shrapnel/bullets if we don't know exactly how, that's how you bleed to death or how you cripple yourself
@Giagua-
Жыл бұрын
@@stayso4py951 Tarkov takes place in a torn up russia (You could Say post-apocalictic but even then not so post-apocalictic) and the scavs still manage to find healing tools so why not in far cry?
@stayso4py951
Жыл бұрын
@@Giagua- far crys setting seems too underdeveloped
@Stealthdarkninja
Жыл бұрын
Any more examples?
@delta8989
Жыл бұрын
2:31 “alright guys, more morphine”
@tetraxis3011
Жыл бұрын
He struggles more opening the Golden Star balm than performing literal surgery on himself.
@The_Mythical_Potato
Жыл бұрын
It's kinda suprising seeing godlen star balm being a healing item here considering my country produces it lmao
@imnotusingmyrealname4566
Жыл бұрын
Where are you from oh Mystical Potato?
@BattleBrickState
Жыл бұрын
@@imnotusingmyrealname4566 vietnam
@Je_suis_Francais
Жыл бұрын
maybe the communist of the golden star balm heals lmao
@SayoriWithAGun
Жыл бұрын
can you tell me why ppl freak out when the character opened the star balm? i really don’t understand
@jepgisdepressed
Жыл бұрын
@@SayoriWithAGun In the time of the USSR, people would buy Golden Star for medical purposes. And for some reason they would be really hard to open. Myself I couldn't open one for my life. Everybody uses Golden Star even in Russia today. So it became a meme that the container is the hardest thing to open.
@Thatoneguard
Жыл бұрын
2:31 POV: least abuser of stims in labs
@piecaked9643
Жыл бұрын
POV: finding the cure for cancer be like 2:34
@daswsecond8764
Жыл бұрын
In post-soviet countries you are officially not an adult until you can show in court that you can open Vietnamese golden star balm with bare hands. There is no need to fact check this as I am legally never wrong.
@swifto12usedtobetaken
Жыл бұрын
2:31 this beat is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@BobCrane787
Жыл бұрын
2:29 Interesting to know that Mechanix gloves are in the game.
@matierre.
8 ай бұрын
almost every military-esque or combat-focused brand is in the game, if you can think of it, it's probably in tarkov
@The-Ent1ty
11 ай бұрын
Tarkov: *makes swallowing the worlds smallest pill sound difficult* Far cry: "fuck medicine" *knifes out bullet*
@hontr5008
Жыл бұрын
Daily routine of an Ohio citizen
@ManicObsevations
Жыл бұрын
Take 43 shots of morphine
@CH1LL-BL1TZ
Жыл бұрын
Im lmaoing so hard and lolling out loud
@erictam6126
Жыл бұрын
Yes we do that everyday, only in Ohio
@erictam6126
Жыл бұрын
It isn’t easy to survive a day out of a car first aid kit
@erictam6126
Жыл бұрын
*in Ohio
@Ihere123
8 ай бұрын
Imagine seeing a guy having all these needle holes and bandage wraps on his left arm, and pads and splints around his body. Assumingly, you thought he had a wild accident.
@CreepyPersonCube.
Ай бұрын
"He fell on a couple bullets. And a knife. There was a knife in there at one point."
@that_one_av57
9 ай бұрын
New fear: stepping on needles discarded by soldiers tens of years ago.
@CreepyPersonCube.
Ай бұрын
The worst crime of Tarkov: Littering.
@amirhaikal6672
Жыл бұрын
Better than most if not all ASMR out there.
@derpychicken7598
Жыл бұрын
Im so amazed how most games have painkiller and such but the character never use water to swallow it down
@readytopay1488
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you can do that with saliva as I did
@Dennis-nc3vw
Жыл бұрын
You don’t need water to swallow, it just makes it slightly easier and more comfortable.
@seekorkucing69420
10 ай бұрын
I mean, its a game anyway
@TheOriginalSide1
7 ай бұрын
Never used water to swallow pills before
@scottventure820
Жыл бұрын
somehow the animations are smooth and satisfying
@slick_Nick_official
Жыл бұрын
This guy seems very tough. He sticks thousands of things inside his arm one by one for 3 minutes straight and dosent even grunt or groan 1 time.
@genkugames9616
Ай бұрын
Oh believe me, he does grunt...
@andrewtiller5189
Жыл бұрын
I love how he just chews the pills like candy
@Scalespirit121
Жыл бұрын
What drugs did you take? 2:34 - 3:02 YES
@AngelOfDC
Жыл бұрын
From someone who actually owns Golden Star balm,it really is that hard to open,the thing is about the size of an old half dollar coin
@ZinkyStinky
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this guy could find a vein so quickly.
@clownworld4655
Жыл бұрын
You know intramuscular injections are a thing?
@Felinal_19
Жыл бұрын
He has pump from holding a rifle all day lol. Also you don't really need one always you can just stick it through the muscle and you're good to go
@oaktable798
Жыл бұрын
I like to believe this soldier really just injected a whole pharmacy into himself. can feel pain if you cant feel.
@channel-nb7vx
Жыл бұрын
Bro’s grinding for max healing speed
@ArnieOcfemia
Жыл бұрын
He's preparing for the Final Boss Fact that he's doing this means the boss will not be easy
@cantstandurbs876
Жыл бұрын
The surgical kits I feel they really need some extra work on the sounds, like making the player audibly grunt in pain, because after all it's pulling a bullet out of him and also stitching the wound, without any sound of pain it really just looks like the dude is casually working on his clothes or something. Also this might just be me, but the audio of swallowing the pill sound weirdly satisfying, it is to be expected with how good the food animations and sounds are.
@riloe1
Жыл бұрын
The problem is all sounds are audible in the world as well. So it would be a massive nerf to surgical kits as enemies could hear the grunts easier and identify an immobilized player
@cantstandurbs876
Жыл бұрын
@@riloe1 Not necessarily, I meant more like a client side grunt, only you can hear your own sounds of pain, I'm aware of not making it a pvp annoyance.
@lazulazu2467
11 ай бұрын
@@cantstandurbs876thats the thing about tarkov though. there *are* no client side sounds, for realisms sake. even the rustling sound when opening your inventory or just inspecting your gun can be heard by other players if theyre close enough
@DMlTREl
9 ай бұрын
@@riloe1Solution: Take painkillers before surgery on yourself
@silverq3253
Жыл бұрын
POV: theres no nurse teacher in school nurse’s
@Femboy_With_Recsseive_Gene
Жыл бұрын
after using all that medical supplies, he's basically immortal now.
@tetraxis3011
Жыл бұрын
A Tank could shoot at him and the shell would just bounce off. Or he’s dead from overdosing on everything.
@katboi7140
5 ай бұрын
@@tetraxis3011 *temporary immortal*
@tetraxis3011
5 ай бұрын
@@katboi7140 Hes on Borrowed time.
@mrhoohaa777
Жыл бұрын
When you save all the items in a game and realize the end game boss is in the next room
@ТётяБогданиха
Жыл бұрын
Тот самый ЧВК, который за 1 подход принял все возможное, без перерыва: "Да-а-а, я трёх сотый, бля-я-я!" *и просто пену из рта пускает*
@O4ko_Grumbusa
Жыл бұрын
Он звёздочку открыл ему вообще пох на то что он там выпил он неубиваемый
@МихаилСизифов
Жыл бұрын
и получает голова-глаза
@Specgru_Durandal
Жыл бұрын
1:47 "Cao sao vàng"?
@Hehehe_boy.1998
Жыл бұрын
Có đồng bào :)
@Gabrieeeeel527
Жыл бұрын
WHAT THE F... HE OPENED GOLDEN STAR BALM? IMPOSSIBLE
@killroy814
Жыл бұрын
I fear the man who can perform emergency field surgery on himself, standing upright, and without grunting in pain.
@bag_arcgaming8929
Жыл бұрын
The amount of pain tolerance your character has as he just casually takes out a bullet and staples his wounds is astounding
@a.t.l2417
Жыл бұрын
Nice animation =))) golden star balm
@ExtraThiccc
9 ай бұрын
Bro swallowin the mr. Krabs pill, stapling his wounds, and opening up the gold star balm with gloves. All without complaint, damn hes good
@MuliaMandiri-r9s
Жыл бұрын
Other player: "killing eachoter" Him: "overdose of medicine"
@maerivery
Жыл бұрын
すべての怪我が左前腕に集中する男
@dr.wallacebreen3859
Жыл бұрын
I think that injections are supposed to be on the left arm because it's closer to the heart to pump the medicine around? Because during a heart attack, people say their left arm goes numb.
@coreflakes
Жыл бұрын
@@dr.wallacebreen3859 the bandages
@dr.wallacebreen3859
Жыл бұрын
@@coreflakes of course, but there are more injections than the bandages animations.
@WorldNo1Wachi
Жыл бұрын
笑ったw
@artificerdrachen6908
Жыл бұрын
Man dressed up as mummy dies of overdose in the middle of a forest
@purnnr7253
8 ай бұрын
bro: “I’m not addicted!” also bro:
@typicaldragon4618
Жыл бұрын
Kinda wish this game has a single player offline lan multiplayer
@Doomsday499
Жыл бұрын
It does, you can install a client-side server emulator called SPT-AKI. It basically runs "your own" Tarkov, everything works like normal, you can change how much money you have, spawn in items, and stuff.
@urosmamic4172
Жыл бұрын
That's what spt is for but saddly no LAN with the bois :(
@Hey-xm6mz
Жыл бұрын
@@Doomsday499 ok thank you :)
@PantherCat64
Жыл бұрын
@@urosmamic4172 I thought it did, but it’s as painful as you get. Like having to mess with ip addresses and open ports in dangerous ways being the easy part, level of pain. I’ll have to check again.
@mjay6245
9 ай бұрын
EOD has online coop where you can use your gear safely and raid with friends. No progress saved but great for learning maps.
@thedarkness8533
10 ай бұрын
The golden star is a tough one to crack... I guarantee you that. I even have like 5 of those at home
@garybreedlove4241
Жыл бұрын
Homeless man: hey man can you spare a buck so i can eat? Me: sure. But make sure you only use it for food Homeless man: oh of course *homeless man not even 5 minutes later* : 2:33
@igotoomuchdiponmychip2342
Жыл бұрын
how my mom tries to heal herself when she gets injured: 1:42 how my dad tries to heal himself when he gets injured: 1:54
@ReyesBagel
10 ай бұрын
Most of the Medkits are just injections and he surgically Pulls out the bullet and staples it like he had no Pain receptors at all He will have the most Painful life for Injecting way to much shots on em
@manperson6354
Жыл бұрын
2:32 New Vegas melee builds before they fight a mutated cockroach
@guts-141
Жыл бұрын
Dude would've been OD'ed if he hadn't taken the xTG-12 Antidote Injector
@goobergav
Жыл бұрын
i like how everything goes on the same arm or leg
@KT-wg5kx
10 ай бұрын
I been watching this video like a couple times in the past week and this feels like ASMR to me in a good way.
@Specgru_Theodore
Жыл бұрын
"Escape from Injured"
@arizuokusawa6953
Жыл бұрын
Are armies still currently employing morphine or morphine injections in their first aid kits? is a common trope in games but I actually never see it on AMEDD videos or IFAK unboxings.
@Cakes2312
Жыл бұрын
ah finally all the healing items... took me 1 year.... AY WHAT ARE YOU- The new player :
@carl-gustafdentredje2192
Жыл бұрын
This guy after pumping himself full of 28 different types of drugs: I see no god up here *Starts elevating* OTHER THAN ME!
@avarageRat.
10 ай бұрын
2:37 homeless man after i give him money:
@Azazelium.
8 ай бұрын
the pmc after i stop shooting him for 5 seconds to reload my gun:
@aurelionsoil9207
Жыл бұрын
1:46 we the vietnamese call the name of ultimate medicine " cao sao vàng"
@TechniqmNew
11 ай бұрын
Он открыл звездочку!!!😮😮😮
@TheborjPL
4 ай бұрын
High level PMC's when a single 9x19 hits their leg: 2:31
@Cmdr.Granite
Жыл бұрын
All the medical item here is good but the golden star balm damm so good cuz that is vietnamese painkiller type of vasiline
@РодионЗубарев
Жыл бұрын
Под конец это чисто вечер жителя СПБ
@ВиВиС
Жыл бұрын
oh god, my mom always forced me to apply golden star balm, tbh i hated it💀
@RepellentJeff
11 ай бұрын
I need to go to Russia someday. Every first aid kit has morphine, even civilian ones. 😂
@Фр0ст1-ц2б
11 ай бұрын
Это не морфин- это Промедол
@itsnicollas192
Жыл бұрын
Escape from tarkov: 💊💉⚕️ Far cry series: 😱🙀😳
@manhleee9387
Жыл бұрын
Golden start balm da god mode medicinal
@DoomerNavajo7
7 ай бұрын
Though i dont play eft the healing animations always looked neat to me Then again doesnt take much to impress me.
@Bacangameing
6 ай бұрын
Far cry series: "Pathetic. Why dont you try snaping your thumb back on?"
@viethoangdoanle5666
Жыл бұрын
2:31 there is never such thing as too many injection
@Ian_Paneque
Жыл бұрын
People saying that the player character has pain intolerance but like...he swallows pills without water. PAIN IS NOTHING TO HIM/HER/THEY!
@MaRu-s7j
8 ай бұрын
He used many drug only HIS LEFT ARM..!!! ex: AI-2 medkit 0:04
@icyandhoney3356
Жыл бұрын
0:20 I know you spit it out Jimmy, I’m not stupid.
@ЯнезнаюРусский-ц4ч
Жыл бұрын
Who is Tarkov? He almost killed this guy, just look at how many medical supplies he needs to treat his wounds. I hope he escaped from him
@avarageRat.
11 ай бұрын
Tarkov is the name of the map where you fight also there is a drink called "Tarkov cola"
@DTKCEKDRK
Ай бұрын
Thats just the name of the game, the actual game is basically just battle royale with bots
@hoanphuong4556
Жыл бұрын
Cao sao vàng Việt Nam :D
@somerandomguy1475
Жыл бұрын
After this video he got the achievement how did we get here bro stab him self too many times
@HellBound_101
Жыл бұрын
He must have felt really bad if he bombed all that stuff into 3 minutes of video. 😅
@bananadoppio1716
10 ай бұрын
I'm not going to lie the sound of the syringes is 🔥🔥
@markosimunic4770
Жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy going to the hospital. "Alright sir we will perform the surgery now!" "NAH dude i got this!"*grabs surgical tools*
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