“You never love your children more than when they are unconscious, but still breathing.” So true :)
@calamusgladiofortior2814
4 жыл бұрын
Therese Davis I’m so sorry for your loss. My daughter drives me mad somedays, but I can’t imagine losing her like that.
@LewisCoxall1
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@horion7271
3 жыл бұрын
i like how he used unconscious rather than sleeping
@Robyamdam
2 жыл бұрын
*Chris Benoit enters the room*
@catmoore2443
2 жыл бұрын
Yep 😂
@yesterdayitrained
2 жыл бұрын
I love his high-pitched, beyond frustrated, angry voice. It conveys that feeling exactly. The voice of someone who is ALMOST over the edge… trying desperately to hang on.
@phoenixash8285
4 жыл бұрын
I had three kids within 4 years and have lived every single one of his jokes/true life stories! He and the audience are laughing because of how true and universal those events are!! TY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂
@BothHands1
4 жыл бұрын
getting your sleep deprivation all in at once so in 18 years, you can make up the sleep, huh? 😂 around 14, it's the opposite, you can't get them out of bed, but in that short time span, the youngest will be 14 just 18 years after the first born.
@jennybeam7226
4 жыл бұрын
I have 2 that are 12mo apart as well as a 3rd so I can relate😂.. Hang in there, Mama. You're doing a great job!💪❤
@matildatochhawng2343
2 жыл бұрын
I have 4 kids within a span lo 2 and half years. Last kids being twins 😀
@matildatochhawng2343
2 жыл бұрын
And my husband passed away because of stroke when the youngest were 2 years 3 months. I so relate to all these jokes 😂
@rachellewellyn9062
Жыл бұрын
Same .. same 😂
@Mad-RCandHOBBY
4 жыл бұрын
"where's Ozzy?" - "He's by the front door" 😂👍
@judekay7819
4 жыл бұрын
He's never been there in his life
@leonbanks5728
8 ай бұрын
It’s 2 in the morning!!!!
@MightyRob1
4 жыл бұрын
Being a comedian is basically telling the truth about everything to groups of people.
@ittakesallkinds809
4 жыл бұрын
And making those people break down in laughter instead of tears. Michael's a master.
@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
3 жыл бұрын
...while flapping your arms. Making funny noises and faces. Adults. Kids. Even babies love that.... 🤣
@gardenjoy5223
2 жыл бұрын
@@ittakesallkinds809 Good one! You broke it down to the essential part.
@seg6629
Жыл бұрын
absolutely 💯
@adamhofman4933
4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about this, is it doesn’t matter how much money you have, what race, religion or ethnicity you are, everyone with kids can relate!
@_Daio_
4 жыл бұрын
Adam Hofman , It's a lot easier if you're a multi-millionaire.
@jessidiary4884
4 жыл бұрын
@eleven why wouldn't they be able to relate? if u are they one raiding ur kid then u can relate, its not their kids are robots, they're human too
@ms.zainab2055
4 жыл бұрын
@@jessidiary4884 they wouldn't be able to relate because it's not them who is battling the kids, it will be all the nannies and maids
@adamhofman4933
4 жыл бұрын
Ms. Zainab Michael McIntyres net worth is $80 million, and he obviously relates... the stupidly rich probably wouldn’t though!
@jessidiary4884
4 жыл бұрын
@@adamhofman4933 unless they aren't raising their own children y wouldn't they relate?
@maryherring4261
2 жыл бұрын
Can we stop laughing long enough to appreciate how intelligent Michael McIntyre is to keep up these rapid fire jokes in his monologs? Love this man!
@necymamaril3735
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t get tired of Michael. He’s the one that get me through this chaotic world of American politics! So instead of watching news or American humor, I’m thankful that I found Michael McIntyre ‘s comedy and since then, I watch him over and over and still laugh every time. Thank you so much Michael McIntyre!
@neisham7478
4 жыл бұрын
so so true
@louiseannatfreeyourspirit
4 жыл бұрын
Necy Mamaril great choice for mental health 👍🏻 well done. ☺️
@witness2theinsanity757
4 жыл бұрын
Necy Mamaril I also find comfort in his humour, so much so, I can fall asleep to him like a lullaby 😴
@BothHands1
4 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@liam-ti4tg
4 жыл бұрын
We do love England
@DeadlyLazer
3 жыл бұрын
Michael is gonna thank Ozzie and Lucas one day for providing him with so much stand up material
@GregNormanFan
Жыл бұрын
I hope ozzie and lucas get royalties from this
@brookeventura1309
4 жыл бұрын
“You have to REMIND them how it works CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO. TO SLEEP.” 🤣🤣🤣
@JennsCorner777
3 жыл бұрын
Lay down, put your head on the pillow, put the blanket over you, relax, no it's not time to eat, no more water, no talking just try to relax...etc. etc. Lol
@smeerashah5104
Жыл бұрын
Wth me every night, close your eyes
@zakaria4988
4 жыл бұрын
14 years for your parents to beg you to go to sleep and after they beg you to wake up!
@SheOnEarth
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha true!! 😂😂😂
@BothHands1
4 жыл бұрын
roflllll exactly
@georgelouise7541
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@annawright4545
3 жыл бұрын
Gosh, you are right!!!
@TheNostalgicKitchen
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE!
@Longshanks1690
4 жыл бұрын
The utter contempt he has for people without kids is what makes this so great every time. 😂😂😂
@LadyVoldemort
4 жыл бұрын
*FREEDOOOOOMMM!!!* 🙆♀️🤣🤣🤣
@pinstripesuitandheels
4 жыл бұрын
You call it contempt, but I call it envy. 😉
@LadyVoldemort
4 жыл бұрын
@@pinstripesuitandheels I'm 100% agree with you. 🤣 My friends (especially the ones with 3 children or more) often hid their jealousy by "pitying" my "childless lonely life". Some of them don't understand that some people can be "alone without being lonely". 🤣 It is the ultimate freedom indeed.
@dannygeebee
Жыл бұрын
@@pinstripesuitandheelsso delusional 😂
@carmenroxanabarsan6240
9 ай бұрын
@@LadyVoldemortthey will never understand.
@mandy5313
4 жыл бұрын
I read my daughter a bedtime story when she was 5 and the little bugger said “Can you read it with more expression next time please”. I just said no and walked out with my jaw on the floor😂😂
@thephoenix756
4 жыл бұрын
Love it!🤣
@melanytodd2929
4 жыл бұрын
Mandy 😂😂😂😂😂❣
@thewitchsfamiliar
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gods 🤣🤣
@Kas_Styles
4 жыл бұрын
As someone with a mom that has a monotone voice, I can understand the kids thought process. She was probably asking that because her school teachers read stories while still being expressive. (At least thats what I was thinking when I was yonger.) Not only that, but tone of voice is a very important thing in human communication. Its important that they learn what each one means. Human communication is mostly (about 70%) body language, about 20% tone of voice and about 10% what we say. You can Google it if you dont believe me. This is an important lesson to learn because it will help with making friends (emthay/Sympathy), good conversation and it will also help with problem solving when she gets older. Not to mention, I would also bring up active listening to the kid as well because that will also help with making friends and it will help you too. That is another good lesson that everyone should learn. How to ask good questions. (The who, what, when, where and how.)
@mandy5313
4 жыл бұрын
Kas S Please go away
@jeremytoms5163
4 жыл бұрын
It's when you're singing along to the children's CD and suddenly realise that the kids are at school/nursery etc and you won't be seeing them for another couple of hours . Or, you've laid down with them to get them be quiet and go to sleep and you end up falling asleep on their bed. Best I had was my wife waking me up and my child going shuuush, dad's asleep !
@graceygrumble
3 жыл бұрын
Or, sitting on a train when it goes past a field of horses and you automatically say "Oooh, look at the horses!", when you're alone... Except for the dozen or so people surrounding you, who now think you're a simpleton.
@biankaswanepoel7833
3 жыл бұрын
@@graceygrumble 😂
@JennsCorner777
3 жыл бұрын
Or my favorite always having to refer to yourself in third person. Mommy, Daddy...is tired, needs to clean etc.
@yesterdayitrained
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Suitified1
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amnigma2342
4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't doing a comedy sketch. He was ranting. 😂😂😂
@rebeccaleadbeater8210
3 жыл бұрын
Your not even funny he is.
@Poemi10304
3 жыл бұрын
So relatable! 😂
@gardenjoy5223
2 жыл бұрын
In the most comical way possible... :)
@kathyfugere6085
2 жыл бұрын
Yet comedian all base their acts on real life .Take Fluffy from Mexico
@KAM66300
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but with pizazz, facts and his own particular style.
@DreamBelief
4 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that we are slowly breaking down the taboo that you can't say anything negative about having children. It's such a harmful taboo. I have autism and other disabilities, so for me having children will be more difficult than most, but everyone keeps just brushing that away and claiming it won't be hard at all. That's putting both future parents and future children at risk, because people are getting into the situation not realising the reality, and then potentially regretting it, or finding they are wholly incapable. Even besides that fact, it's damn tough. We constantly talk about how important it is to reach out and talk to others about tough things in our lives, but when it comes to parenthood if you try to you are too often labelled an awful parent (which is completely illogical as seeking help and talking about it makes you a GOOD parent)
@jennybeam7226
4 жыл бұрын
Our generation certainly has more support than our Moms/parents had.. Good luck with parenting. It IS hard but worth it & there's no shame in talking about the hard stuff.. God designed us 2 lean on Him & each other!❤
@indeeditiscirro
4 жыл бұрын
Noone wants to be cursed with bad disabled genes. And I'm saying this as another autistic
@skyejacques
4 жыл бұрын
There are salient points you mention definitely. I feel one can make a decision themselves if they offer to care for nephews or nieces or friends children. Everyone is very different and depends on the childhood they themselves have had. I have some disabilities and all my energy has been in trying to recover. I decided a long time ago that rearing children would distract me from what I need to do in my own life, and also I wouldn't make even an okay parent, but the opposite due to childhood traums. So I am at peace and thankfully I seem to have excess in masculine energy in my brain, so I don't even have that dreaded biological clock myth thing going on for me. If you live in the UK, you will find there are a lot of parenting courses now available to adults who have children (check your local children's centre), and baby massage courses which are fundamental for essential bonding and developing a healthy attachment style. Having kids is very challenging. It just is. It's a human being you have to raise for 18 years, whilst also going through your own life experiences. I hope you're able to make the correct decisions for yourself to lead a fulfilling life 😌🙂 because this planet needs happy, well adjusted, self loving, conscious and self actualised human beings in order to shift the trajectory of human history 🥳
@rawyld
3 жыл бұрын
I have autism plus anxiety and I don't want children because of the kids screams, not having the patience and the political correctness gone crazy. And I don't want want kids with the same autism that I have. Not being rude, but I don't want and I wouldn't be able to cope. I don't how my mother with autism deals with all 4 girls with Autism? She is amazing.
@annetnedelec1313
3 жыл бұрын
Totallly agree with you! For me happiness can come from many things, the ulimate thing is self achievement. That's justvwhat I think
@naadiacloete676
Жыл бұрын
When I listen to Michael, I sometimes choke with laughter! He is most definitely one of the greatest comedians the world has ever seen!!
@mjgoodiesgalore
3 жыл бұрын
I have two little boys and I can’t remember how many times I’ve watched this already, still cracks me up every single time! LOL! 🤣
@denisemayer3837
Жыл бұрын
I swear I do the same any time I have a bad day this is my go to 5 kids I need a laugh
@fourlittlebirds6166
Жыл бұрын
The zipper🤣🤣🤣 “you pause thinking about your free life. “
@debbieexcell5088
3 жыл бұрын
"You never love ur children more than when they're unconscious but alive." So true 😂
@bamitslori9750
4 жыл бұрын
“You have no idea what it’s like!” Hear the cheering from the childless couples? They are well aware and super happy
@MsDrientje
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Conscious not choosing for children is very underrated. So much time for me left. XD
@baobhansith5522
3 жыл бұрын
Jeez it's part of the act🤦......and no you don't know what it's like no matter how much you think you do🤣
@cosmic4795
3 жыл бұрын
@@MsDrientje selfish
@cosmic4795
3 жыл бұрын
@@SB-dx7kb and so what ? Get over yourself... With that attitude, I hope you never breed
@cosmic4795
3 жыл бұрын
@@erinschweikart3147 No. You. Don't. Hope that helps. 👍
@laurawilson9163
3 жыл бұрын
I love how his hair is it’s own little character.
@ed4all33
2 жыл бұрын
Lol so relatable . My daughter literally just got engaged and i have already shared this with her with a “ please watch before you even think of starting a family .”😁
@searose6192
Жыл бұрын
Don't want grandkids huh?
@oliviaredito3437
Жыл бұрын
@@searose6192I don't think you mean it, but that sounded very bitter and awful.
@shihan-gaming
9 ай бұрын
We dont tell it others. We just let them have their surprise.
@constancelau2347
Жыл бұрын
As a preschool teacher with a class of 2-3 year olds I find the putting them to bed one so relatable. The telling them to "Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep!" Is so true.
@lea-rw5cb
3 жыл бұрын
It's right leaving the house with kids is like a military mission just getting them dressed 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@kellybell5987
2 жыл бұрын
My husband and I love this so much we show it to everyone we know! We often quote it to each other when our children do something that reminds us of this. We have even begun saying good luck at night to each other!
@beautifulspirit7420
3 жыл бұрын
Comedian Jim Gaffigan has 5 kids when he had his 4th he was asked what it was like. He said "imagine you're drowning and someone throws you a baby" 😄😄😄
@jenniferpiper4293
4 жыл бұрын
These serene moments are exactly the moments I describe when people acte shocked that my husband and I have no children! It isn't shock, is jealousy. Being a good parent is exhausting. I literally go out of my way to applaud parents of a well behaved child in public. I'm not nosey, it's just that rare! Go to sleep. See Samuel L Jackson's good night read....🤣
@julieigel4345
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this so many times and it never disappoints! 😂😂😂
@yesnomaybenotreally4472
4 жыл бұрын
“GO TO SLEEP!” “GO TO SLEEP!!!” *us insomniacs at 2am...*
@homemail9653
4 жыл бұрын
I swear this gets funnier every time I watch it. The punchlines punch harder because I've forgotten whats coming.
@chantillucas-meek7347
3 жыл бұрын
This man had me laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. Normally mundane life became incredibly hilarious when told the way he did.
@Kiljaedenas
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god...the mornings...3 young boys, trying to get them out the door...this is so true, every bit of it!
@ih2022
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Mcintyre + Parent jokes + Children jokes = GREATNESS
@johnstriker480
4 жыл бұрын
"Things you don't consider as THINGS will become nearly impossible!"
@lukejochem
3 жыл бұрын
When my kids argue over putting on a jersey/coat because they're not cold I tell them "go stand outside for a minute", works (almost) every time
@yesterdayitrained
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds just like something my dad would do…
@AlbaFire
2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious because as parents we can relate but as adults, we need to remember, we were once like that too at some point 😂😂
@MsTerrieLynn
Жыл бұрын
Oh no,. We were the children who were perfect with Roman costumes 🤣
@user-xq8yk5yd6f
4 жыл бұрын
Just two more weeks and then his Netflix special airs!! I'm so ridiculously excited 😂
@LM-hb6yn
4 жыл бұрын
I was severely disappointed, not because his routines weren't any good but because I'd seen every one of them on KZitem!
@Lea-cp8gi
3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t got children and I still find this hilarious 😂
@astridforel5702
4 жыл бұрын
I don't have children yet, but I have siblings, and I remember how my mother had to howl for one of my sisters to get out of bed and come get breakfast. Sometimes we were late for school because the little brat wouldn't get up ! Her twin sister on the other hand usually was up before the rest of us to play with the dog so our puppy wouldn't feel so lonely staying at home all Day :)
@lizanna6390
Жыл бұрын
I had the task of waking up a younger brother. I popped my head in door woke him up. Made sure eyes are open and he was awake, not still half in a dream. 5 minutes later, I took his blanket. He became a morning person, I did not.
@jonnajosefsson5306
4 жыл бұрын
Actually all NON parents should see this before becoming parents :p
@iamisaid2295
4 жыл бұрын
and take the clue about not going to nice restaurants with little kids. ;)
@BothHands1
4 жыл бұрын
I Am , I Said guess it depends on what you consider a nice restaurant. if you need to call a week or more in advance to make reservations, then you probably also have enough money for a babysitter. i don't have kids, but i love kids and want them. even when a baby cries on the plane, it doesn't bother me, because i know the parents probably don't want their kid crying either, and are doing the best they can. if you consider red lobster or tgi fridays a "nice restaurant" then you should know as well as i do that we couldn't afford the extra expenses of not bringing our hypothetical children, if we had them. also, if people are travelling, they might not be in an area where they can reasonably find a babysitter that they can trust in short notice. but even then, if the restaurant you're going to has a formal dress code, then yeah, don't bring your kids there because that's straight up impolite. people are dropping 500$ on that dinner for an anniversary or something, so it's just impolite to bring noisy kids there.
@jahamari123
4 жыл бұрын
Then the human race would become extinct 😂
@martinhodges572
3 жыл бұрын
Great idea, that way no one will want kids and humans will go extinct in only a few more generations.
@jonnajosefsson5306
3 жыл бұрын
@@martinhodges572 i find that highly unlikely
@jeanettebird2739
3 жыл бұрын
Michael has a great talent of turning everyday events into something funny and less traumatic to what we actually live !! Love him !
@locallezbean3042
4 жыл бұрын
My dads way of getting us to things was threatening to sell us to the Gypsies 😂 and I believed him until I was 10! 🤣
@ranimmhmd6676
3 жыл бұрын
So it us only our dads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bernadettegray6083
3 жыл бұрын
My daughters kindergarten teacher called me to ask if I could shed some light on something my 6 year old daughter said, She told that d s he asked the class where they were before they were born. She was getting answers like heaven, on mommy’s tummy etc. My 7 yr old was the only one who said she was in Cleveland, what made her say that? The teacher wanted to know. I had to take responsibility and tell the teacher that when she was being impossible, I would tell her that I would wrap her up in plain brown paper and mail her to Cleveland .
I did that too. Every time my mom told me to do things I already in the middleof doing (by my own initiative), I actually just stopped. 😅 I don't know why. Maybe I'm still a rebel child at 39 years old...because I don't have children of my own.
@aivlymix
4 жыл бұрын
@@LadyVoldemort lol
@aivlymix
4 жыл бұрын
@Uma lol
@8daudiomaster962
4 жыл бұрын
Me:gets the belt
@aivlymix
4 жыл бұрын
@@8daudiomaster962 :O Me: *Cleans room*
@ronnie7075
Жыл бұрын
How can he be so right about every parents nightly battles, and daytime battles.
@sangeet9586
4 жыл бұрын
He's a genius i was HOWLING the whole time
@Ms.M-ic3gf
2 ай бұрын
Watching this once a day is the BEST birth control 🙂↕️😁🚫🚼😂😂
@Poemi10304
3 жыл бұрын
The wife saying he’ll get lucky when the kids are asleep totally knew he wouldn’t be getting any! 😂
@skyel1981
4 жыл бұрын
Michael’s kid “I’m still awake!” Michael “GO TO SLEEP!”
@forakermm
2 жыл бұрын
My kids are adults now, but watching him go through the morning routine makes me laugh and my eyes twitch simultaneously!! Great routine!!👍🏼👍🏼
@laurafulop2486
3 жыл бұрын
He is a good actor as well that is why his jokes/truth works sooooo well
@sharonhunter337
2 жыл бұрын
Raised old school. We were given to a count of 1. That's basically it. Threats of death, ... for us that was the non-breathing, non-blinking look of love. That was all I had to see and I never pushed the issue. My parents never laid a finger on us. It was that some things were never done.
@kellysong2256
5 ай бұрын
You pretty much have to put your toddler over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes to be able to leave your house 😂
@angelaryan6216
5 ай бұрын
Thanks Michael you’ve just woken my 2y old Granddaughter up, making me howl with laughter 😂
@Lora1967
2 жыл бұрын
So funny I actually belly laughed! A deep funny that I haven’t had in a while. Without one curse word well done Michael!!! 😉👍🎉🎈🎁🥂
@xrflair907
4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedian on planet earth
@Concetta20
3 жыл бұрын
I love how theatrical his voice is. My stomach hurts.
@perfectpinterestgarden
4 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my parents and they went hysterical XD
@kaylaharris1438
2 жыл бұрын
Broccoli and spinach ice cream. Hide it under the chocolate syrup. That's called revenge, and it is best served cold.
@leeturner3750
Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤢
@FirecrackerBE
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I've watched this by now, but it still makes me laugh every single time.
@mcfcok1683
4 жыл бұрын
He makes everything funny it’s ridiculous 😂😂😂❤️
@ajandrianjafymusic
4 жыл бұрын
As a mother of a toddler I can heavily relate 😂
@kristinag7553
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@oreogiri
Жыл бұрын
No matter which part of the world one comes from....children are great levellers. It’s the same battle saga here...in Bangalore, India too. We had our battles with our daughters years ago. Now we enjoy watching our daughter and son in law battle with theirs. Aaaah, how sweet is revenge, though we dare not mention it🤣. We are waiting for the other daughter to fall in line too... Michael hasn’t mentioned the fifth basic battle...waking the children up on weekdays in time for school bus...oh my! I can write stories...or provide enough material to Michael for another show. History repeats, and it’s finally fun, FUN watching the grandees grow up. And throwing nuggets of wisdom just to fan the fire🤣🤣 Thank you Michael for bringing back so many memories. And yet one day you will look back and say how beautiful it all was, and how fast the children grow up. You wouldn’t want it any other way. I don’t. 😍
@KuiWagacha
3 жыл бұрын
"...things that you don't even CONSIDER to be Things!!!" Love him + his falsettos!!!
@sharmeenhaque7898
3 жыл бұрын
Michael: describes everyday things with genius skill Us: at home wiping tears of laughter and watching several people in the audience doing the same 😂😂😂
@bazza945
4 жыл бұрын
Reading my then toddler nephew a "familiar to him" story and sneakily skipping a couple of pages. I thought I'd flawlessly nailed the transition, but NO! He knew the order of the words, from page one until "The End". He was three, I think. I hid the book, in an iron box, with sixteen padlocks, then swallowed all the keys. Nah, that was just a dream.
@pamaha16
Жыл бұрын
I've seen this several times and it still cracks me up. It also still makes me feel validated for not wanting little terrorists that ruin your life. I mean, children.
@himanshusoni528
3 жыл бұрын
The spotlight operator in his performances is one of the busiest among all stand-up comedians
@europaexplorer1
4 жыл бұрын
He’s absolutely spot on..... battles after battles after battles!!
@europaexplorer1
3 жыл бұрын
and i'm watching it again and my life is still about the same!!!
@susanjohnson9795
3 жыл бұрын
This is the 5-6th time I've watched this. I just love watching him do this.
@pug_in_a_rug1017
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this years ago with my mom and I thought it was funny but thought “nah I’d be different with my children” Now, years later with a child of my own, I can definitely say I was WRONG this man speaks the damn TRUTH
@Sm-ig4rn
3 жыл бұрын
Lol yes he does! I've always known this is the truth, despite other people trying to convince me "it would be different if it was my own." Most people I meet that want kids are convinced this won't happen to them so you're not alone.
@JessMurgatroyd
Жыл бұрын
Yup. We all say "I'd never do that when I gave children " lol
@mariarubino5220
4 жыл бұрын
"I've got a plan and an alibi."
@ranushaliyanage464
3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@alexandrinaivanova7173
3 жыл бұрын
After 7:00 is seriously a solid description of our routine 😂 the sleep battle..the wear your coat, hold my hand and brush your teeth reasoning- the thread of death....word to word!! I don't feel guilty anymore 😂😂😂 hahahaha thank you!
@AviationCaptain
3 жыл бұрын
"You can't _force_ us" is probably the most relatable thing I (still sometimes!) do lol
@KarinaArklie
6 ай бұрын
This wonderful man just makes me laugh in hysterics, I loving watching him. I also have a few of his D.V.D.s. 😅❤😅
@bethbriggs9629
4 жыл бұрын
This is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I DARE you to try to get through it without laughing! Good luck! LOL!
@BixLovesMiley
3 жыл бұрын
I have, since watching this compilation for the first time, internelized the high pitched FINE. It is my inner voice of confusion and defiance, when the world throws bad things at me that I cannot, and do not have the willpower to change. Thanks for giving me a voice, Michael.
@yesterdayitrained
2 жыл бұрын
You got it! Totally agree!
@AnnetteWarren
3 жыл бұрын
Omg tears from laughing! The daily battles are my life. 😂😂😂 my son drives me insane every single day
@melanie2048
3 жыл бұрын
Micheal got me to tears,made my stomach ache, made me drop my phone, made my neighbors think I'm a psychopath from a hospital because I was laughing like no ones business and he did this allll in under 17 minutes
@marsboyo1995
3 жыл бұрын
I go into my teens rooms and say " Wake up kids it's wake up time" they used to do it to me when they were small. Revenge! Now I have grown kids who can do chores! Christmas is so much easier. Thank God!
@worm9135
3 жыл бұрын
I met a girl on Omegal last night from Australia, and she suggested I check this guy out. I may never speak with her again unfortunately! She was beautiful, smart, funny, and super sweet! Even tho our paths may never cross again, I will always remember her encouraging words!
@kathyknight3896
4 жыл бұрын
I have watched this so many times. And I laugh/cry every time.
@arinlilevjen6114
Жыл бұрын
OMG the zipper battle is so real!! 😂😂
@LockStoppageSandwich
4 жыл бұрын
McIntyre = BRILLIANT
@sarahwren1202
Жыл бұрын
I will NEVER get tired of these bits 😂
@statusaeswave2979
4 жыл бұрын
Always my favorite routine, but Michael is my favorite of all .
@JVUSA81
4 жыл бұрын
Love his impersonations of his sons!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@irisgallati
4 жыл бұрын
I was a shampoo kid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pinstripesuitandheels
4 жыл бұрын
My big sister made the flannel into a sort of talisman. "Put a wet flannel on your eyes and the shampoo won't get you!" If there did get some shampoo in my eyes it was less of a big deal.
@SaxzSmith
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my life! Awww thank God for the bundles of joy He has blessed us with. Being a parent is full of challenges, I know, I have 4 children. Despite this, the joy they bring is priceless 👌
@yesterdayitrained
2 жыл бұрын
I love your comment- because I totally get what you’re saying. For whatever reason, since I was very young, I never wanted children. (As a woman, deciding you don’t want children is viewed in a very poor light. People have tried to push me to have children, they’ve asked what’s wrong with me because I don’t want to have children, they tell me I’m selfish because I don’t have children, and the the list goes on…). I’m not selfish. The thing is, I have always understood the huge responsibility - the enormity - of raising a child properly. It’s hard work, and it requires dedication, unconditional love, and consistency. I truly admire all the good parents in the world- I know I could never do it. But one thing I do get- something people never bring up, but you did- - I realize and always have, that I am missing something truly special. The joy your children bring. I will never feel that. And- I don’t dislike children at all- my niece is the most wonderful blessing I could ever know. Whenever I see her, she lights up my life. Thanks to anyone who made their way through this very long comment 😆
@SaxzSmith
2 жыл бұрын
@@yesterdayitrained ❤❤❤
@cottoncandy4486
3 жыл бұрын
I can watch this so many times. Can so relate. Remember the very first time we left the house without putting anything BUT the kids in the car. No bags , nappies NOTHING . It sticks in your memory.
@lolinnitfam9045
4 жыл бұрын
Yoooo i love how he has continued to upload during lockdown
@lolinnitfam9045
4 жыл бұрын
How does this already have 3 likes
@katmusswoodwind
4 жыл бұрын
I mean a lot of it is just older stuff , but it's good that he's got someone who's great at editing together relevant clips this way
@breeanaoldham2634
4 жыл бұрын
I have watched this soooo many times. PERFECTION!
@harrysmessages
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, with kids that age falling asleep at 930 sounds right. What you don't realise is what's waiting for you in 10 years when they're both teenagers. I'll look forward to those stories!
@eugenefindit
4 жыл бұрын
Lucas, is that your poo? That is not my poo. Oscar, is that your poo? That is not my poo. Darling... Don't you even. 😁
@Reido-cd7qq
4 жыл бұрын
Yes that is the joke
@Cherrycrush_
4 жыл бұрын
Reido0203 they know xD they were quoting it
@eugenefindit
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe I should have said, *That one's probably my favourite here.*
@Reido-cd7qq
4 жыл бұрын
Crow I know lol
@pearlk4494
3 жыл бұрын
I have 2 kids and it's never one of them , even now that they are young adults 🤔 😁 (not leaving poo in the toilet, but leaving the kitchen in a mess. Putting the empty milk bottle back in the fridge 😣 etc.
@Kelli_R
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I laughed so hard I cried because I know 💯 how he feels as I went through so many of the same exact things while my children were growing up. Ah, the joys of parenting 😂
@tmntleo
4 жыл бұрын
Oh the joys of never having to deal with this XD
@alanalycan3986
2 жыл бұрын
"he's never been there in his life"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@julieannmorok4643
4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious.😂😂😂..what a legendary comedian.👍👍
@ffreshfields5211
8 ай бұрын
I was a total nerd small child, who would - for sheer fun - tidy their own bedroom every day, line up their teddies by size, line up their shoes in the same corner of the room, choose and lay out their outfits for the next morning, make their own bed, and make presents for the adults by hand for Christmas and holidays, along with prepared comedy skits. I also wrote little poems and stories in my notebook at my small desk in my bedroom, and daily to-do lists. My mother said I was the easiest child a mother could wish for who didn't need telling things and who played peacefully by herself. Everything seems the other way around for me lol. As an adult I struggle so much more with getting through my daily things, probably because my family members were a nightmare I can not unsee, but never as a child. I was content with little things and looked after everything routinely
@alicjamikoajczak5556
4 жыл бұрын
I have kids and that was good one! Thank God my kids are asleep all night. Your will too later probably.. Best of luck to all parents😘 We are superheroes!
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