"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." I can HEAR the smile on face.
@denverbeek
5 жыл бұрын
Fans: Will there ever be a Portal 3? Valve: Do you really think we know how to count to three? Fans: Interpreting vague answer as YES.
@HHSbass4
13 жыл бұрын
The smooth jazz joke is one of my favorite jokes in the game.
@BoomFire4
13 жыл бұрын
"You are trapped...Congratulations." lol
@NoriMori1992
13 жыл бұрын
I think the Announcer took GLaDOS's place as having some of the most classic lines in the game. Part of the reason GLaDOS's lines were so funny in the first Portal was because they sounded like they were supposed to be scripted, which made them that much more absurd. The Announcer has taken over her prior role, so his lines are funny for much the same reason. "All androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."
@nastyashman
12 жыл бұрын
Interpreting vague answer as 'yes'. That cracks me up every time! X-D
@trevorharris5830
13 жыл бұрын
7:59 is the best! "Please disregard any undeserved compliments." GREAT!
@GhostPlanetFilms
12 жыл бұрын
I really like the Announcer's voice. I almost like it more than I do GLaDOS'. And she's my *fave* Portal character.
@MrOpenGL
10 жыл бұрын
1.1V... well, quite good CMOS circuitry! Well done Aperture! :)
@JoyStar
13 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard the Announcer's voice at the beginning of the game, I thought he sounded like the announcer at Disney World monorails!
@kaveprod
4 жыл бұрын
weirdly they actually told the voice actor to sound like that so he must've done a good job
@leafyplayzrobloxandmoar8126
6 жыл бұрын
Warning: Core corruption at 100%
@BudgiePanic
10 жыл бұрын
Deploying jazz in 3...2...1...
@hectorwhoz
12 жыл бұрын
2:25 He's still saying 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9
@marcofossati6959
10 жыл бұрын
2: 15 you we been suspence for : IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
@samuelalicea5513
7 ай бұрын
0:51 Stalemate Resolution Associate, please press the stalemate resolution button. GLaDOS: Go press the button! Go press it! Wheatley: Do not press that button!
@AustinSansomWeddingFilms
12 жыл бұрын
7:45 "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Masturbation Grill..." Best. Transcribe Captions. Ever.
@L4z1n3zz
13 жыл бұрын
5:30-5:45 And I love that effect. Particularly for cellphone tunes. :D
@randomnessx3597
7 жыл бұрын
announcer sounds sorta like fact core
@SpiderCat420
13 жыл бұрын
8:12 God help you. Btw, anyone love this guy's voice? Him and GLaDOS should narrate my life.
@KableDev
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Xorcrupt
13 жыл бұрын
Whenever I read instructions of some sort, I always imagine it's in this voice. :D
@LovelySoftSnow
13 жыл бұрын
2:11 I want that as my alarm clock sound
@defautluser0
Жыл бұрын
...9999999999999...
@TheCoooom
11 жыл бұрын
"If Cuban button based testing has caused this emergency..." That was amazing voice translation, google!
@renrenrenrenrenrenrenrenrenren
13 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of the voice from the fitness test that we've been taking in school for every year since 1st grade -_____- i could just picture him saying in the same voice as the recording "We will now begin the push-up section. Ready, begin. Up... down: ONE. Up... down: TWO..." anyone else from the kansas city area in missouri know what im talking about???
@MCisnotreal
4 жыл бұрын
8 years ago and they're still using the same exact videos for the fitness tests.
@ariados007roblox7
4 жыл бұрын
0:00 - 0:04 this is the Alarm in car crusher 2 :0
@MorkerBob
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they stole it from portal
@Whiskey_and_Steel
12 жыл бұрын
It's so smooth I can't take it!
@MusicDecomposer
10 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that this guy is the robot version of Cave Johnson.
@RRW359
4 жыл бұрын
6:06 *Angry Combine Noises*
@TheSovJ
5 жыл бұрын
3:00 *BZZZZZZZZZZ!!*
@MegaSean45
13 жыл бұрын
The Announcer is mah favorite character! I know it's weird, but he's so funny!
Same guy who wrote a lot of the songs for Silent Hill, lol
@ShadowVR2
11 жыл бұрын
Even after that... until around 2:40 you can still hear him say it in the background.
@sviiret
12 жыл бұрын
It's the best transcribing I have ever seen :D
@gavinbalter9464
11 жыл бұрын
"if cube and button based testing has caused this problem it is not likely to
@Soramoi
9 жыл бұрын
future starter
@elyk0956
13 жыл бұрын
There be some awesome quotes here
@NoriMori1992
12 жыл бұрын
Joe Michael Romersa should've gotten an award for his voice acting in this game.
@MagicalMelTheGreat
12 жыл бұрын
6:50 ... I SMELL A SEQUEL (I wish.).
@TheGreatMightyPoo1
13 жыл бұрын
@Groudon0199 Well, there IS a GLaDOS sound files where she implies that Chell was asleep for 50000 years. But even that's still not enough time for THAT amount of 9's.
@rokor999
12 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely to that clip, you can hear that he keeps saying 9 over and over. So this proves that the time counter is broken. She was probably only in stasis for 20 years or so.
@LovelySoftSnow
13 жыл бұрын
Warning! All testing courses are currently availible.
@jacobramirez1109
8 жыл бұрын
You know they used. This for the P.B.C.C Lab : |
@piktureit
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty crazy coincidence to find that out.
@megafio
11 жыл бұрын
a video where the automatic captions actually work... uh sorta
@GMAN34371
13 жыл бұрын
@Resorath the animal king was in there :P i heard it six times when i saw the screen with turretzilla
@pkmn7777777
13 жыл бұрын
@Nerdiphied and wheatley when you do something stupid...
@Onimirare
13 жыл бұрын
@thelittlesagg in the beggin of the game where have 2 buttons and 2 cubes, and you can only shoot blue portals.
@tkayube
13 жыл бұрын
One copy of the laws of robotics. To share.
@pinksheepfan5904
7 жыл бұрын
well i like explosion immnent evacuate the facility imeriedlly sound
@musefanatical1
13 жыл бұрын
All lethal military androids have been taught to read. And provided with one (1) copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share.
@Forcedminer
12 жыл бұрын
Don't know how you got this but... Thanks :D
@JamVar
12 жыл бұрын
some believe that he's still saying 9 to today.
@MikonyaanGurevich
13 жыл бұрын
You have trapped yourself. Congratulations.
@JonathanHallShow
12 жыл бұрын
That's how they appear in the OST.
@johansws
13 жыл бұрын
@moviemak3r678 because in a coop course when you press a button there comes 5 spheres then glados says "beginning juggling test in 3 2 1..." After that he says the thing with Sarcasm selftest. .
@AcrylicM
13 жыл бұрын
neurotoxin offli...reactor explosion
@inCawHoots
13 жыл бұрын
Of the laws of physics no longer apply in the future... GOD HELP YOU
@krizhna14
11 жыл бұрын
the jazz music scared me...
@lalatacorp
12 жыл бұрын
@scabberson yes, he says it at 0:55
@NorthstarTex
13 жыл бұрын
Yay, the smooth jazz
@JamVar
12 жыл бұрын
@moviemak3r678 if you mean in the game: right after glados wakes up if you mean in the video: 6:07
@Resorath
13 жыл бұрын
5:57 too bad this line was cut off, so much potential.
@TacoConsumer
12 жыл бұрын
The interactive transcript called the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill a "materially masturbation grill" D:
@causeimboard
12 жыл бұрын
@rokor999 it isnt that its broken, if you read the comic it has been that long
@Joshslick Yeah I found that out earlier, thanks for the link though
@scabberson
12 жыл бұрын
I never noticed him saying, "Caroline deleted."
@verdigo1
12 жыл бұрын
Hah, broken broken turrets.. Isn't he the same guy that voices broken turrets?
@Groudon0199
13 жыл бұрын
2:14 - 2:43 That's a lot of nines.
@L4z1n3zz
13 жыл бұрын
3:17-3:35 That ALWAYS gets me. xD
@lizardizzle
13 жыл бұрын
2:10 so many nines! o_O
@williamblough6415
6 жыл бұрын
lizardizzle 2:10
@DontoPivotDude
12 жыл бұрын
Dis should be in Star Trek
@rogeryscankill962
2 жыл бұрын
2:11
@Skinwalkerxiv
10 жыл бұрын
the voice actor is my uncle Joe Romersa
@451asians
10 жыл бұрын
suuure
@Noikar
10 жыл бұрын
His name is Joe Michaels...
@MajesticManabe
9 жыл бұрын
Kyle Benton Kyle Benton While "Joe Michaels" is an alias for Joe Romersa, this is a totally different Joe Michaels, see his website here: www.joemicheals.com/index.php
@ja52ng74
13 жыл бұрын
The second smooth jazz quote never happened, and I don't think trapping yourself ever happened either
@IBeforeAExceptAfterK
Жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm from 11 years in the future. The trapping yourself line only plays if you go out of your way to make a test unsolvable, usually by throwing a cube onto the other side of a door that you need the cube to hold open for you
@MegaAstroFan18
12 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you put them in chronological order? This is pretty much reverse chronology.
@Pokeblood2000
12 жыл бұрын
0:04
@side2sideful
13 жыл бұрын
@Nerdiphied me too.
@PainInEndorphin
12 жыл бұрын
portal 2 portal two po ta to cake
@Melly_The1
3 жыл бұрын
6:13
@just.a.guy522
10 жыл бұрын
Warning!
@TheSovJ
5 жыл бұрын
Reactor core is at critical temperature!
@JamVar
12 жыл бұрын
oh huh. didn't think of that. lol
@JoyStar
13 жыл бұрын
@6:13-6:17 So if the turret redemption lines aren't rides, then where ARE the rides?
@SailorYue
13 жыл бұрын
Many never made it in game too bad
@shooterist
11 жыл бұрын
intestine chambers hahaha
@gavinbalter9464
11 жыл бұрын
Agin"
@moviemak3r678
13 жыл бұрын
does anyone know were he says Sarcasm Self test
@tushtush96
13 жыл бұрын
How did you get the .vcd files to work on your computer?
@just.a.guy522
10 жыл бұрын
It's funny how you know a character better than everyone and you haven't even seen his face/eye (if he's a core) Also, is the announcer a core or a human?
@200upor
10 жыл бұрын
sorry for the VERY late response, the announcer is not a core nor a human, recorded by a human, they are pre-recorded messages that were made in case GLaDOS could not complete tests
@just.a.guy522
10 жыл бұрын
Spencer Belkin Oh thanks! That's why he didn't know what the technical difficulties were! BUT why does he have a robotic voice? AND why does Wheatley say that he let him keep his job? Wasn't he dead? I think he's a core...
@200upor
10 жыл бұрын
Matehb HD Gaming He has a robotic voice because the facility is almost completely destroyed so the speakers mostly dont work. wheatly wasnt getting a job from the announcer, it was a robot who was in control of the turret redemption/creation lines and when he went with an exact duplicate of himself, one ran the redemption lines, and the other ran the creation lines. the voices sound the same however the cores are what run that area because all humans except chell and doug rattman are dead due to friendly neurotoxin. MMMMM NEUROTOXIN!!!
@just.a.guy522
10 жыл бұрын
Spencer Belkin I meant, in Chapter 8, when the announcer said "Explosion Immanent. Evacuate the facility immediatly" Wheatley says "I let him keep his job" What job???!!!! He was dead!
@200upor
10 жыл бұрын
Matehb HD Gaming wheatly is an idiot, so he makes things up. also thats a prerecorded message that is announced when the core is overheated
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