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@fairi3sfor3ver
2 жыл бұрын
@iitocadragon1213
2 жыл бұрын
so aesthetic
@dasanip.w.9661
2 жыл бұрын
Please Alpha my Podcast 😩
@Korrin69
2 жыл бұрын
BRO YES DANNY COLLAB I NEVER WOULD EXPECT THIS BUT I LOVE ITTTTT!!!!
@spoobini
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god, lost my right raycon, needed a new promo code, more than happy to use yours
@breademojiwheatemoji4003
2 жыл бұрын
“i put my whole jussy in that one” LITERALLY CRYING THAT WAS SO FUNNY
@laila5811
2 жыл бұрын
MY FAVOURTIE LINE EVER
@gilded_spark_7022
2 жыл бұрын
Dead 🤣
@scrbusaucuparia
2 жыл бұрын
he said it so casually lmao like it took me off guard
@joefernandez8008
2 жыл бұрын
That made me scream laugh when I first heard it.
@mtndewkisser
Жыл бұрын
6:44 for anybody who didnt know
@toritosc
2 жыл бұрын
danny saying he put his whole jussy into that push up jump was the funniest thing I have ever seen LMAOOO the two of you have good banter I luv it
@MandiSings94
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was crying, that was so unexpected 😂
@vellamour
2 жыл бұрын
I fucking died when I heard that
@mlokgerm
2 жыл бұрын
God that took me out
@juliegeorge3808
2 жыл бұрын
This should be pinned.
@abyvega8380
2 жыл бұрын
6:44 timestamp
@idiotharley
Жыл бұрын
the fact every tweet had at least one misspelled word says everything 😭
@julie.m023
Жыл бұрын
fr lmao 😭😭
@ghumashenaa4414
11 ай бұрын
only betas care about grammar
@RR-on4sk
11 ай бұрын
Including LIBRARY which was hilarious.
@GrainneMhaol
10 ай бұрын
I guess it's like the Nigerian scam, if you make it past the spelling mistakes, you're more likely to buy what they're selling.
@coolbrotherf127
3 ай бұрын
@@GrainneMhaolI think it's because the guy who runs the account is from somewhere in India and barely learned how to speak English.
@jaaykaay
Жыл бұрын
*"Tonight I make girlfriend.."* - Weird Alpha Guy (2022)
@scarletlarvesta
Жыл бұрын
- a lonely caveman
@worm2976
Жыл бұрын
Fullmetal Alchemist : Alphahood
@azhdarchidae66
Жыл бұрын
@@worm2976 alpha mist
@buzzfeedhater
Жыл бұрын
@@worm2976 on-ni chan 🐶
@wren_.
10 ай бұрын
-Pygmalion circa 2000 BCE
@matti9208
2 жыл бұрын
danny saying "I put my whole jussy in that one" had me absolutely screaming omg this is the funniest video I have seen in a while
@kitkatz6251
2 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment but it’s at 420
@pizzabagels9156
2 жыл бұрын
6:44
@suqarglass6643
2 жыл бұрын
seriously i couldn’t stop laughing the entire time 😭😂
@aw3t0psy64
2 жыл бұрын
i thought it said "I put my whole jussy in hell" first time i heard it
@daemondoodles
2 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE i fcking cackled
@reginagmc8655
2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about the quote "We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken" being used by alphas is that it's a Taylor Swift quote, so clearly being an alpha makes you a Swiftie.
@lugoorstar
2 жыл бұрын
well you gotta have pretty high Alpha level to understand Taylor Swift's lyrics.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
2 жыл бұрын
@@lugoorstar *goat scream* TROUBLE,TROUBLE, TROUBLE I understand this so well that I think I've hit Peak Sigma at this point
@akshitaemani
2 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Being a Swiftie makes thee an alpha
@augustttttttttt
2 жыл бұрын
being a swiftie immediately throws you to the top of the Alpha chart
@Idontknow-th9iq
2 жыл бұрын
"I'd be leader, I'd be an alpha type..."
@koiran_liha
Жыл бұрын
the “sculpting a woman out of clay” bit is so funny to me bc there was a whole greek myth about that, pygmalion and galatea, and the entire point was that pygmalion was a little misogynist who made a woman out of marble who couldn’t talk or do human things and asked aphrodite to bring her to life and he immediately hated it bc now she could talk and do human things. and i feel like pygmalion would become a jesus figure in the alpha male world if they were smart enough.
@kaskaskas
Жыл бұрын
If they could read Greek literature or just any words at all
@bisexualblueberry
Жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much omg
@koiran_liha
Жыл бұрын
@@bisexualblueberry i'm glad my constant and endless thoughts on mythology are as entertaining to you as they are to me :]
@bisexualblueberry
Жыл бұрын
@@koiran_liha :)
@basghetti-omg
Жыл бұрын
they would fall in love with most of greek mythology tbh. especially zeus🤮
@socratesl7020
Жыл бұрын
Genuine bi panic while Danny and ChadChad started putting on those tuxes
@_sleazy_c
Жыл бұрын
genuine lesbian panic when Chad Chad. When. when she
@vakarebaranauskaite6691
Жыл бұрын
I personally experienced pan panic, but bi panic works too xd
@RikkiLove0317
Жыл бұрын
@@_sleazy_c SAME SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY, I JUST
@blobfishyesblobfishgood4400
Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD ME TOO
@mammoneymelon
Жыл бұрын
if you reverse bi panic you get nonbinary gender envy. they are literally reflections of each other (i got gender envy from them both in suits lol)
@EatinPaste
2 жыл бұрын
Lulling Danny into a false sense of security and then absolutely roasting him barely a minute into the video sure is a hell of a way to earn new subscribers.
@RamenDenominator
2 жыл бұрын
Alpha move. Have you learned nothing?
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
🙄
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@RamenDenominator 🤦
@101weinerdogs4
Жыл бұрын
🙄
@101weinerdogs4
Жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🤦♀️
@3bellam
2 жыл бұрын
y'all are TOO funny together. It feels like I'm with my group of friends making the same joke over and over and laughing more each time. I love the energy so much
@johannahellmich4908
2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@canarychoked
2 жыл бұрын
YEAH!! the ipad and jean jokes made me cackle every time :DD
@victoriaramirez4777
2 жыл бұрын
They should start a KZitem channel together, or maybe her Danny, kurtis, and drew can do a podcast or just a joint channel
@lexiann9858
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. But sometimes you have to be careful bc you never know when they will start to record from their tablet while looking down at us beta's
@macyalkema1512
2 жыл бұрын
I was literally gonna go and text this exact thing until I saw this comment
@EbbermanEmily
Жыл бұрын
Y'all should collab again so I don't just keep rewatching this video
@EbbermanEmily
Жыл бұрын
Respectfully
@moistwilliam
Жыл бұрын
There's a colab of them in Danny's channel if you don't know, it's called "Animated stories with very good nice morals(w/ Chad Chad)"
@sillyperson1610
Жыл бұрын
@@moistwilliam that one’s good but this one is alpha male😎😎
@AshStay_
7 ай бұрын
YOUR PFP?! ⁉️⁉️😻
@rubybates6502
2 жыл бұрын
I love how even though Danny was the bigger youtuber,Chad Chad still managed to make him seem like a little brother that she let collab with her lol
@xXAcidBathXx
Жыл бұрын
It’s her Chad energy
@mrfrogkingg
Жыл бұрын
That's why she's Chad x2
@Nora-no9gx
11 ай бұрын
@@mrfrogkingg Is she Chad × 2 or Chad²?
@mrfrogkingg
11 ай бұрын
@@Nora-no9gx both. Chad acts the way 2 does. 2×2= 4 and 2²= 4, hence Chad x2= Chad Chad and Chad²= Chad Chad as well.
@Nora-no9gx
11 ай бұрын
@@mrfrogkingg I see! Thank you for the math lesson. One of the most important I have ever received.
@boyonphone5122
2 жыл бұрын
idk how many times im gunna say this to myself but yall are like the twins of reacting to weird things online. epic
@momomo1312
2 жыл бұрын
What twins I wanna know‼️
@mariahhenderson1470
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anthropomorphicrabbit866
2 жыл бұрын
@@momomo1312 I believe the comment is referencing Chad Chad and Danny
@dave-cl6hc
2 жыл бұрын
THIS VIDEO IS 👌
@user-wn4mq5gj6m
2 жыл бұрын
ChadChad is the cooler older sibling, Danny could learn a few things!
@ganymedexo
2 жыл бұрын
i, a beta male, simply cannot comprehend how good this collab is
@yurinoworry
2 жыл бұрын
ahhh… you must progress to become the Theta male.. then your eyes will be opened…
@WhoTookSpecimen
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to become a Ligma male like Steve Jobs
@sezzorrickvalchiar2700
2 жыл бұрын
@@WhoTookSpecimen Wait, what's Ligma?
@robin9759
2 жыл бұрын
@@sezzorrickvalchiar2700 Joe Mama
@TBayJJ
2 жыл бұрын
@@sezzorrickvalchiar2700 ligma balls lmao get rekt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is joke pls don't hate me.
@DragonMan-tj3eg
Жыл бұрын
"I failed to maintain a relationship because I don't lie" Bro cheated on his girlfriend and tried to spin it into sounding good
@damienearl8302
Жыл бұрын
Basically just them saying "I failed to maintain a relationship because I'm an unlikable person", and somehow painting that as a compliment
@PeptoAt3AM
Жыл бұрын
How to be an alpha male: Make sure to censor the word “women” (a very vulgar word) ALWAYS adjust your suit/tuxedo ALWAYS wear sunglasses ALWAYS demoralize your partner ALWAYS have a briefcase wherever you go NEVER show any facial emotion
@keiraw7717
8 ай бұрын
ALWAYS MISSPELLE WORDS
@goldenaxolotl9718
7 ай бұрын
@@keiraw7717oh yeah almost fergot about that part!
@Borealis109
5 ай бұрын
ALWAYS wear jean everything
@minggartroy545
5 ай бұрын
You mean.. junglasses?
@Ania_Pine
Ай бұрын
@@Borealis109jverything
@kinziehunter4080
2 жыл бұрын
I literally died laughing when Danny said “how can the divorce be my fault when I have never even talked to them” 😂😂😂
@herculesbrofister265
2 жыл бұрын
RIP
@Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie
2 жыл бұрын
The only way that’s true is if you’re in a grave now. RIP
@calowenby1654
2 жыл бұрын
Good ol’ Greg.
@froggy5748
Жыл бұрын
Rip, you will be missed
@youaremybias2030
Жыл бұрын
Nobody will attend your funeral
@powerpuff4ever
2 жыл бұрын
You two have a such a similar way of talking and formulating jokes but I never realized how well you would work together in a collab
@starlit.skiess
2 жыл бұрын
exactly!!! Because she has this very "cold" and sarcastic energy when she makes jokes, I though that people would take her as mean. it's actually the quite opposite and I'm here for it 🤩
@Real_darkwolf7
2 жыл бұрын
I swear if you wasn't married I would see these two together they have so much in common
@emilydurkee8664
2 жыл бұрын
MORE COLLAB
@kaywee4200
2 жыл бұрын
How didn't you see it. I knew from the beginning of Chad Chad that she'd get featured by Danny drew or Kurtis. You could just tell.
@powerpuff4ever
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaywee4200 I basically went from watching only men’s commentary channels to only watching women’s commentary channels. This was purely accidental but it pretty much means I don’t think of any of these channels within the context of each other
@Cyberwolf-jb5nz
Жыл бұрын
Chad Chad's ability to come up with insults and jokes on the spot is legendary. She just says words and they end up being hilarious
@theversusverses
Жыл бұрын
they have such big sibling energy
@turqussy
11 ай бұрын
they remind me of me and my brother
@salem-01
2 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the collaboration we deserved, but it’s the one we needed.
@michaelhaydenbell
2 жыл бұрын
Is it required for somebody make this comment when people collaborate, and are we supposed to think it's cool every time?
@SadGirlCoven
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhaydenbell just because you asked that, yes.
@0LavenderAndHoney0
2 жыл бұрын
@Professionally Correct actually yes. It is a requirement under federal law, and not abiding by this law will result in fines of up to $100,000 plus a prison sentence of over 30 years. Its also a requirement to leave snarky comments no one asked for so you’ve meet that requirement for us
@goosegoose5737
2 жыл бұрын
I literally just wrote a similar comment on the video on Danny’s channel 😭
@giovannamautone
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhaydenbell no, we are supposed to be assholes everytime someone does this joke. That is the rule.
@commanderpinkie7617
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing is funnier than Chad Chad treating Danny as Danny does to his guests.
@msrivera360
2 жыл бұрын
i don’t get it
@eri-qw3ll
2 жыл бұрын
@@msrivera360 same tbh
@Mai_mna
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what
@ShitFuckPiss
2 жыл бұрын
Whos nothing?
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mai_mna 🤡
@calowenby1654
2 жыл бұрын
Chad Chad somehow managing not to laugh while reading, “Your house will stop being paid of,” is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a while. This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while, too.
@ELBOWW-MACARONI33xz
11 ай бұрын
0:13 “Say hi, Danny” “Hi Danny” 💀
@Willow_498
4 ай бұрын
Omg hi!
@Caldella
2 жыл бұрын
"You don't want to see the beast that lives inside me." All I can think is this dude has a tapeworm or something. You're 100% right, I don't want to see that.
@i_sfc0
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA STOP
@gmnmd
2 жыл бұрын
wormy keeps my figure snatched x
@smolpuppers9354
Жыл бұрын
That tapeworm gotta keep the grind up. The true definition of sigma male 😎.
@xiaorina
Жыл бұрын
i am sobbing
@leahflower9924
Жыл бұрын
But he's right we don't wanna see his beast yikes 🙈
@doggoadexx2680
2 жыл бұрын
I never realized how similar Chad Chad and Danny’s content is until now. They both have their own written introduction. Both make skits based on situations within the content, and are both absolutely hilarious. They’re like genderbend people who met each other
@Dinanysos
2 жыл бұрын
But isn't that also true for drew gooden and kurtis Connor
@ianbevan40
2 жыл бұрын
And now GunnarTV being the latest. Really nice to see a subgenre, focused on roasting the tiktok community, blossom and flourish.
@truffeltroll6668
2 жыл бұрын
Chad is Chad. Danny is less chad
@teacupper
2 жыл бұрын
Right??
@viortero9593
2 жыл бұрын
The real Alpha move is not even linking Danny's channel in the description.
@momplspickmeupimscared
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "jeanitalia" 😂 you guys are an awesome duo
@myinternetname
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's been 10 months since this video came out. Truly a timeless piece of art
@jevilcore
2 жыл бұрын
“I put my whole JUSSY into that one” made me laugh so hard I got a headache
@missallielynn
Жыл бұрын
Do you need a Jadvil?
@aarasko
Жыл бұрын
you might need some jibuprofen
@parkerknight8738
Жыл бұрын
Jeanaminophen works really well for headaches.
@obviously_phoebe
Жыл бұрын
jame jmao
@gayjayy
Жыл бұрын
*jeadache
@kit7kat6
2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how fast Chad Chads channel blew up, it's only a year old and she's already getting so much recognition. she completely deserves it tho
She deserves more tbh, can't wait till she hits 1 mil 💪🏽😎
@hagelslag9312
2 жыл бұрын
Totally deserved.
@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
7 ай бұрын
The alpha ideal relationship: -Treat your partner like an object -Don’t let them own anything -make all the money and decisions -Other people can’t speak with your ‘object’ -If they divorce you, you remind them that you have everything and they can’t live without you. 😂
@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
7 ай бұрын
It’s kinda funny how ‘alpha’ want to make sure that their partner doesnt own anything so that they’re 100% dependent on them so that their partner can never divorce them. Secure relationship? _sure.._ healthy relationship? *HELL NO*
@zakosist
5 ай бұрын
@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 it may not even be a fully secure relationship (and good is that), at least in my country you can get government support to escape from an abusive relationship and still get a home. A former friend of me actually got that. Divorce court could also help. Either way its horribly toxic to want to trap people in that way. And it also shows the person wanting to trap their partner is actually really insecure (opposite of so called "alpha"). If they were genuinely confident they wouldn't be constantly fearing for their partner leaving if they even have the opportunity to do so, and cant handle it well when they do leave. But that insecurity is absolutely not an excuse.
@user-nb6zn3ej3s
Ай бұрын
Just file a restraining order against any alpha ex partner you
@generalshenanigans1703
Жыл бұрын
5:19 ah yes, a nice guy. You know how nice dudes are like that, threatening financial abuse
@karutaro1776
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect this, but I already love it lmao- this collab is REALLY good.
@TheCamSays
2 жыл бұрын
Not the collaboration we wanted, but the collaboration we needed.
@mayhasgonemad
2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@meow7862
2 жыл бұрын
now she gotta do a collab with drew
@No-uf8xp
2 жыл бұрын
Yes omg I had the dumbest smile on my face when I saw the notification I love this lmao
@MustAvoidScurvy
2 жыл бұрын
Very really good, I would say!
@mochi_aster
Жыл бұрын
6:07 how did this escalate so quickly 💀
@maracaisse
Жыл бұрын
I love how Danny maintained the same facial expression throughout the entire push up jump
@Borealis109
5 ай бұрын
What, possessed?
@tacticalmisandrist
2 жыл бұрын
Danny saying “I just put my whole jussy into that” in passing, while out of breath is the best omfg
@DiamantisHell
2 жыл бұрын
took me tf out i love him
@edithputhy4948
2 жыл бұрын
I think danny talking about his jussy is my new kink👁👄👁
@JasminMiettunen
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t bother liking videos usually but that got an instant like lmao
@liadeindadani6913
2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?😗
@paigeduffin4420
2 жыл бұрын
@@liadeindadani6913 @6:44
@ade_gmrl
2 жыл бұрын
"say hi, danny" "hi danny" how could everyone ignore such a sponteinous genious joke??
@camerondrew9402
2 жыл бұрын
George Burns and Gracie...
@ozkey1558
2 жыл бұрын
@@camerondrew9402 G'night Gracie! 😁
@lynnkeating3921
2 жыл бұрын
It's like one of the oldest jokes in the book
@ade_gmrl
2 жыл бұрын
@@lynnkeating3921 who cares it was so fluid though
@lynnkeating3921
2 жыл бұрын
@@ade_gmrl not disagreeing but I'm saying that it's probably why no one giving it props lol
@kyler_smith
Жыл бұрын
You should do more stuff with Danny if possible.
@daedalus6796
11 ай бұрын
I'm not sure anyone could reach the levels of Alpha that someone who has Chad twice as a name.
@Moon-uc7vs
2 жыл бұрын
the collab no one asked for but we definitely needed
@nctsgrass
2 жыл бұрын
And I just saw its two videos?? Also a different collab one on Danny's channel we are very well fed today
@littleloser8072
2 жыл бұрын
no we been asking for this
@cheses.
2 жыл бұрын
NO ONE ASKED FOR?!
@umm199
2 жыл бұрын
I did
@Seniormints7
2 жыл бұрын
BET no one asked for it🤣
@sadies8478
2 жыл бұрын
You guys need a whole podcast together this was genuinely the funnest and funniest video I have seen in a long time.
@infinitespinalsurgeryglitch
2 жыл бұрын
"funnest" will be a new word i will be using from now on thank you sadie s
@Catwithcowboycat
2 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASE!
@CheerUp2
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree there back and forth banter was amazing
@ashikjaman1940
2 жыл бұрын
I'd watch them talk about Jussy for an hour
@-vixxie-758
2 жыл бұрын
@@ashikjaman1940 jagina
@m.ia.
Жыл бұрын
6:00 omfg i started WHEEZING THAT WAS SO FUNNY
@Esther-jg1qg
Жыл бұрын
5:14 are we meant to believe that the person tweeting this considers himself successful
@KypForPresident
2 жыл бұрын
a colab with Danny feels like Chad arrived in the big leagues. Wich she deservers. I absolutly love her bone dry humor. Glad she is gaining more attention
@Tylertheslur
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 why are you here then?
@cceerrs
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tylertheslur I think it's a bot, they're replying to everyone with emojis - maybe just report spam?
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tylertheslur why are YOU here then?
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@cceerrs this video and the dumbass comments like yours in it are the REAL spam that needs to be reported if anything or didn't you know that?
@hankhill8688
2 жыл бұрын
i’m so proud *sniff*
@mirrorball_12
2 жыл бұрын
This collab gives me LIFE,' Hi Danny' mixed with A TWINGE OR CRINGE is heaven ✨✨ I hope this video helped with Danny's alphaness 🙌
@idontknow2469
2 жыл бұрын
What a sad comment section 😔
@pencil_boiii9230
2 жыл бұрын
ITLL MAKE DANNY GROW A BEARD!!!🫢
@WhoTookSpecimen
2 жыл бұрын
@@pencil_boiii9230 NOO WAY!!1!1!1!1 Next thing you know he’s gonna grow a suit
@blueboozle774
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@quinnquinnquinn12312
6 ай бұрын
There’s nothing I want more than another Chad Chad Danny collab
@roisindevries1428
6 ай бұрын
SAMEEE
@lemonhead5926
Жыл бұрын
6:33 I know this is why your here-
@aakk4568
2 жыл бұрын
You guys have the kind of chemistry that would make Drew jealous.
@Dajopa-is-here
2 жыл бұрын
why would drew be jealous? isn't he already in the video?
@star7689
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dajopa-is-here nah that's Kurtis in the video
@sunnyquan9540
2 жыл бұрын
@@star7689 wait what that’s not drew??
@firrredogfoodnyckikmeatjim3020
2 жыл бұрын
@@sunnyquan9540 it’s Kurtis
@HurricaneNova
2 жыл бұрын
why is drew kurtis gonzalez jealous that he has the kind of chemistry with chad chad?
@sandra14693
2 жыл бұрын
The continuous Jean jokes genuinely make me laugh every single time and I’ve watched this video about 5 times
@kyransawhill6650
2 жыл бұрын
The jean jokes in this and the bookmark jokes in their other video.
@sandra14693
2 жыл бұрын
@@kyransawhill6650 same lmaoo
@alexanderk.6869
2 жыл бұрын
jokes (jean jokes)
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
🙄
@somnolentCyanide
2 жыл бұрын
“i put my whole jussy in that one” “my jeans and my jorts and my jandals”
@shanemcnelis2667
2 жыл бұрын
5:45 I think I figured it out: that gigaChad was speeding off to go correct his stupid spelling error.
@EJones-st9ld
9 ай бұрын
It's the cencoring the word "woman" in every tweet for me.
@dingusbingus24
2 жыл бұрын
this collab ruined my life i recently caught myself a new girlfriend, (used up my last master ball and everything) and i sat down to look for videos on how to be more alpha for her. Just then, my girlfriend walked in the room, glancing at my screen, seeing these two gorgeous alpha male hunks in one video, and vanished. No one ever saw her again, and since i was the last person to be seen with her, they assumed i had murdered her or something. Looking back on everything that happened 2 minutes ago, i realize that if only i had been more of an alpha male, then i wouldn't have had to look for tips to be less beta, stumbling upon this video, and losing the only girl i had managed to catch. And also being framed for murder, but that happens to everyone, even the alphas. update: i caught a ditto, all is well
@MaggiePies
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@madeniquevanwyk
2 жыл бұрын
Thots and prayers
@chidivids2005
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@JamiePackmule1
2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong king
@emmelinesprig489
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this
@jessicatao387
2 жыл бұрын
This collab is the only thing keeping me sane rn
@dankygongalis9386
2 жыл бұрын
literally
@belovedobserver
Жыл бұрын
The “you’re gonna divorce me? Nope you’re gonna dieee” joke is scary now lmao. I was looking at comments on a vid of a dude who was having an affair and killed his wife. The amount of men’s comments like “don’t take half our money and maybe this won’t happen” was astounding.
@dizzylilthing
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I'm a lesbian lol men are so fucking scary
@fosterkitteneos
Жыл бұрын
@@dizzylilthing women can be just as dangerous or worse than men.
@MrGoldfish8
10 ай бұрын
@@fosterkitteneosThe difference is that women don't necessarily have more social power than you.
@bananasauz4337
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Chad has made a collab with Danny before even breaching the 1 mil subscriber mark speaks to how compatible her style of content and humor are to the rest of the commentary community. I think it's safe to say she'll be sticking around for a while.
@nonamejenkins3293
2 жыл бұрын
Uh.. Yeah, I sure hope she does!
@Nr.1JoyFan
2 жыл бұрын
Its 1 mil subs now😌👏
@the.ultimate.potato
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nr.1JoyFan yes :D
@unoriginalpersonALT
2 жыл бұрын
she went from 100k to 1 mill in literally under a year holy fuck
@kaitlynkuz
2 жыл бұрын
@@unoriginalpersonALT fr, I’m so glad she’s become popular
@TheLuxkywalker
2 жыл бұрын
This video should be called "Danny almost breaking his bones to do skits for Chad Chad for 10 minutes straight"
@creditsunknown7974
2 жыл бұрын
A jester and a monarch
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
🙄
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@creditsunknown7974 🤦
@regularjoe5517
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🥺
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@regularjoe5517 🤐
@kaileymo
Жыл бұрын
0:43 truly a roller coaster of emotions
@aspeneyes9545
Жыл бұрын
7:02 i beg to differ bouncy balls fall and then bounce right back so
@carolle9113
2 жыл бұрын
We all know Chad Chad is the real alpha
@komal146
2 жыл бұрын
I mean. She named Chad, twice.
@hopes_peak_akademie__6646
2 жыл бұрын
She is the chad of all chads
@HimanXK
2 жыл бұрын
I think Danny caused psychological damage when he said "jussy"
@Celestial.Fantasy
2 жыл бұрын
I took 69 psychic damage from that
@nicki___
2 жыл бұрын
he put his whole jussy into that joke :(
@whalesharkgirI
2 жыл бұрын
yeah guys don’t be mean he put his entire jussy into the that
@Allmyloving683
Жыл бұрын
7:19 pov: Vecna got you
@user-vd8lm4jd1z
Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@TheRatQueenYassSlay
Жыл бұрын
I love the lie-yaæng joke💀 3:30
@cactustactics
2 жыл бұрын
Alpha summary! 1) poor because of woman 2) no money because girlfriend / no girlfriend because money 3) repressed anger issues 4) jealousy / discomfort about shirtless men 5) failed relationship 6) everyone wants me but I'm an asshole 7) steal my lady and I'm fine with it actually :3 8) hey girl check out this putdown 9) please don't divorce me 10) Nice Guy revenge arc 11) loveless relationships 12) single and NOT ready to mingle thank you very much 13) fell in love and got hurt 14) tries to dress like "a man" but insecure about it 15) I'm kinda out of control, it's bad 16) hurt by multiple divorces 17) seriously I'm out of control, I think I'm a danger to society, I have nothing Like I know this is the reality for most (?) men who invest so heavily in the "I'm an alpha!!" thing, but damn seeing it all laid out like they're motivational or even aspirational is a trip. There's only 2 of them that aren't like a cry for help, so many feelings on display
@draculalalaa
2 жыл бұрын
my stepdad in a nutshell 🤡
@adarshvinu3791
2 жыл бұрын
Your so beta that that most alphas are gay when they see you
@brycesumrall7248
2 жыл бұрын
Thats why i try to approach these types with compassion. I know theyre assholes a lot of the time, and nobody should allow themselves to be treated bad.. Its just so clear to me that these people are in deep pain. A pain they don't know how to deal with so they repress. Ridicule and shame isnt going to make them better. If only they knew how to recieve love positively and not throw shit back in others faces.
@sixk8333
2 жыл бұрын
@@brycesumrall7248 no alot of them deserve the shaming cause they know what they're doing is wrong
@maximum7790
2 жыл бұрын
thanks for this useful resume ! ill try to apply those advices to my life, ill tell you how it goes! xoxo Eric
@sunlitraven9401
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that none of these posts were written with grammar or spelling skills from above kindergarten just really showcases the complete alpha these men are.
@Ukraineaissance2014
2 жыл бұрын
Theyre from India. This shit is a fucking plague over there
@Mari_Beri
2 жыл бұрын
They're satire...I think. I don't even know anymore
@PrincessMuk
2 жыл бұрын
So alpha they revert back to primate brains
@banane2279
2 жыл бұрын
That's because they are doers, not talkers. They don't waste words, they take action. Heugh Hagh
@klaythoring1326
2 жыл бұрын
Because they’d have to go too beta if they knew the full alphabet
@oneaccount1327
Жыл бұрын
I love how woman is censored as if its a slur lol
@aactrlalt
Жыл бұрын
it is though? /j
@eleanorcatherino3839
Жыл бұрын
@@aactrlaltit’s not a good joke if you have to put /j
@rainbowpanic8217
2 ай бұрын
@@eleanorcatherino3839 Tone tags are also not meant to make jokes better, just signal that they are jokes. It's like saying: "It's not a good Walmart, if you have to put up a sign saying Walmart". They just wanted to show they're not actually an 'Alpha Male', because some people would probably genuinely believe that, if we gave them the time
@HBOMAXtvmoviesyoutube
Жыл бұрын
4:48 BYEE HIM SAYING "girllll" IS SO FUNNY
@aliewaytv
2 жыл бұрын
We need more Chad Chad and Danny collars in the future please. Apart, they are very funny. But together, they are peak comedy.
@adarshvinu3791
2 жыл бұрын
Do you know what a railgun is
@pissapocalypse
2 жыл бұрын
They're on top of the funny mountain
@lilballerina
2 жыл бұрын
@@adarshvinu3791 why are you asking that
@khoiphan2990
2 жыл бұрын
yeah bro i love their collars so much where did they get those shirts
@HimanXK
2 жыл бұрын
They such a good comedy match for each other, great chemistry
@Ornithorhynchus.
2 жыл бұрын
chad chad being the kind person she is and helping out growing content creators like Danny is so heartwarming.
@janavenue650
2 жыл бұрын
LOL Danny has 5.3 million subscribers
@aeong_bread
2 жыл бұрын
@@janavenue650 chad chad being the kind person she is and helping out growing content creators like Danny is so heartwarming.
@JohnEliot98
2 жыл бұрын
@@aeong_bread i know right? I didn't even know this "Danny" guy until this video
@getmiloed
2 жыл бұрын
@@janavenue650 thats the joke loll
@taezer3687
2 жыл бұрын
@@janavenue650 woooooooooosh
@bedrose154
Жыл бұрын
4:15 ik they could have meant two-faced as in two flat surfaces, but its really funny to think that they just forgot coins don't have faces on both sides
@mranima748
11 ай бұрын
In the uk at least, no coin actually has 2 faces
@remithefrog350
9 ай бұрын
ChadChad in a suit goes so hard omg
@Spamhard
2 жыл бұрын
6:55 I cannot get over the fact that this guy is suffering from extreme "I don't know what to do with my hands" anxiety. Dude is a straight up beta. Alphas always know what to do with their hands; you're either undoing and doing up the same one button on your jacket the entire day, or you're just constantly taking on and off your sunglasses.
@ellee30
2 жыл бұрын
Omg ikr, what an absolute beta 🙄
@maryamnaser1552
2 жыл бұрын
i think you mean jeanglasses
@alleymercuryway7777
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice that- jajjaja what even *is* he doing-
@detelinazheynova8523
2 жыл бұрын
The absolute gall of those betas, I swear...
@leahflower9924
Жыл бұрын
I love how he likes to lie but can't spell lying
@proxycakes935
2 жыл бұрын
We just need a giant collab with Jarvis Johnson, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Chad Chad, Kurtis Connor, Nickisnotgreen, and Jordan Adika. It would be a masterpiece
@cloeshay87
2 жыл бұрын
Throw in nickisnotgreen and we have the solution to everything
@proxycakes935
2 жыл бұрын
@@cloeshay87 I KNEW I was forgetting someone!!
@ARH611
2 жыл бұрын
And Cody Ko
@screwyourhandle
2 жыл бұрын
Adika* I was like who's Jordan Akita... OHHH But I think there's such a thing as having too many people in a collab, no matter how much you like them
@proxycakes935
2 жыл бұрын
@@screwyourhandle Well I think it depends honestly, like if they all were different from each other and had different views it wouldn't do well, but they all have a pretty similar vibe especially with their jokes, so I think with specifically those people (especially since Kurtis, Danny, and Drew have already done videos together and it was great, and Jordan, Jarvis, and Danny have streamed together, and they've mingled alot and I honestly loved every bit of all of those videos) it would do really well. Me and 7-15 of my friends all are very similar and we do things like watch animes and youtube videos and do games, once in a while we'll watch things like 90 Day Fiancé and just joke around about it, all on call and it goes amazing. Of course, it would take planning but I think it has great potential. (Also yeah thanks I can't believe ive been reading his profile wrong for like 3 months 💀)
@dollbowz
Жыл бұрын
3:37 was a bit .... TOO relatable
@artoriasgirl
Жыл бұрын
This collab is a work of pure comedic and alpha gold!! I feel so much more alpha after watching it.
@user-oi8qx7ig4c
2 жыл бұрын
When he said he put his whole jussy into that I started crying with laughter... legendary collab... love it
@Priisca
2 жыл бұрын
literally like, i swear danny is wearing a jarvis shirt rn
@JadoDog
2 жыл бұрын
I was JUST wondering if she'd ever cross over with Danny or Drew. It's a Christmas miracle!
@Nomnamnomm
2 жыл бұрын
It's easter
@tzatwar
2 жыл бұрын
happy birthday america !
@veronicatiffany777
2 жыл бұрын
A spring miracle 💮
@datyoinkysploinky
2 жыл бұрын
or kurtis
@WhoTookSpecimen
2 жыл бұрын
A belated Easter miracle 👏🏻🤠
@maybeimthefoolishmortal4344
Жыл бұрын
I live in grief when I realize these alpha males have no idea about the multiple fanfics made with this whole system.
@FflawedMetalhead
Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of the 'devil on your shoulder' checking in and being absolutely appalled at your behaviour. Poor thing just wanted to goad you into silly shenanigans, not a bloody killing spree.
@_kikizaman_
2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best collab I’ve ever seen, are you sure y’all aren’t conjoined twins who got separated at birth? It’s trippy watching this you guys are more of the same person than Danny and drew.
@neobell9511
2 жыл бұрын
They are all lost triplets bet
@ChumpieDumpkiss
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, the scene of Chad Chad and Danny being way more alpha that I could ever fathom becoming @ 9:40 made my jussy quiver a little
@psi9899
2 жыл бұрын
Jussy? are you Jesus?
@shoshanaloomer
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@gsse6629
2 жыл бұрын
6:36 lol
@luchirimoya
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god not the jussy, I don't even know what that means I can't keep up with yall and your new ussies 😭
@rxdlve7142
2 жыл бұрын
@@luchirimoya it's the combination of pussy and jeans 😭😭 danny said it in the video too
@elliewellie_YouTube
Жыл бұрын
I'm such a child jeanis made me laugh way too hard and I keep thinking about it and smiling
@Kikicole
2 жыл бұрын
It’s really nice of you to give this Danny guy a platform! He’s pretty funny too ☺️
@naomipierre8329
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh 💀-
@HaizeyWings
2 жыл бұрын
Lollll
@evieeive
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah like, It's nice that Chad Chad is giving smaller channels recognition!
@gsse6629
2 жыл бұрын
Ik we should have more creators like chad chad giving small creators fame
@mubroon
2 жыл бұрын
You’re mistaken that’s Kurtis Conner but he’s a smaller channel so i understand the confusion
@maxpogfrog
2 жыл бұрын
6:39 *_”I put my whole jeussy into that one”_*
@Thankyouforexisting93
Жыл бұрын
💀
@lilyb_is_cool
5 ай бұрын
i actually started choking on my chips
@TomoK4t
5 ай бұрын
Jussy ♡
@ForestRot_
10 ай бұрын
My dad thought he was an alpha male. I haven't spoken to him in 2 years.
@kofii000
Жыл бұрын
3:14 what’s goin on down there? Lol
@sonecznikwyborowy6760
2 жыл бұрын
I can't fathom how Chad Chad is able to read such absurd sentences with little to no laughter while I'm literally laughing like a madman Great collab btw!
@funnyname2518
2 жыл бұрын
It’s so sad to know that real life people actually think like this and read the quotes and unironically live by them
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
🤐
@honorvalor
Жыл бұрын
they been treated a bitter hand in life and adapt, not everyone has a perfect life where you are allowed to be a fairy little princess.
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
Жыл бұрын
@@honorvalor 🙄
@knomskii5129
Жыл бұрын
@@honorvalor LMAO
@comfychairs795
Жыл бұрын
@@honorvalor ipad time is over now put it away caleb
@M2ofEMMM
Жыл бұрын
Danny talking about putting on a suit gave me huge "trying to get your pet in the carrier to go to the vet" vibes
@shelle6
Жыл бұрын
i already watched this video and I'm still bursting out in laughter those two together are just too funny
@cori742
2 жыл бұрын
i feel like we’re entering a new golden era of the commentary genre and i’m OBSESSED
@matheusarruda6462
2 жыл бұрын
"The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing lose" is quoting James Baldwin, legendary american writer and a black gay man who championed social causes. Now that's (by accident, I don't think the account has any idea where they got that quote from) some real alpha shit.
@ittybittynautilus2468
2 жыл бұрын
i read this as "black guy man" and i'm almost disappointed that this is not what you said
@matheusarruda6462
2 жыл бұрын
@@ittybittynautilus2468 It can still be that in your dreams if you achieve sigma status, probably.
@Misora7303
2 жыл бұрын
@@ittybittynautilus2468 I died laughing, you killed me! 😂
@virtual_mew666
7 ай бұрын
The fact that woman and women was censored in a few of them is just --
@Animationantique
Жыл бұрын
You don't want to see the beast inside of me 🤬 (has a tapeworm)
@ponytailpuller
2 жыл бұрын
Never was expecting this collab but I’m so fucking happy it happened. ((Thanks for the likes ofmg 💀))
@coolbeans5992
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ponytailpuller
2 жыл бұрын
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz ??
@ponytailpuller
2 жыл бұрын
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz um ok- lol
@ponytailpuller
2 жыл бұрын
@@_kpopclown_ lmao thanks I didn’t know what was going on gavzhsbsnsj 🥲✋
@ponytailpuller
2 жыл бұрын
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz omg stfu nobody asked
@breathing_helium_art
2 жыл бұрын
I've wanted Chad Chad to become part of the Danny, Kurtis and Drew group for so long. I guess dreams really do come true
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
🤢
@vanjoycesarcos5814
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🤮
@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@vanjoycesarcos5814 🤡
@vanjoycesarcos5814
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🥸
@dreadlinda5761
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🎪
@xoxomishka
Ай бұрын
top moments that make me laugh every time 1. danny recreating all the tiktoks with his headphone wire stretched across the whole room 2. the running jeans joke 3. the cuts to dirt girlfriend 4. censoring w*man and finally, the whole video
@hayhay4774
11 ай бұрын
Chad= ultimate level of alpha This is Chadx2, making her superior to any man. It’s simple math.
@urek9808
2 жыл бұрын
OMG THE CROSS OVER I DIDN'T KNEW I NEEDED
@felix842
2 жыл бұрын
YESS
@fern_theplant
2 жыл бұрын
FRFR
@chaeyoungmymeowmeow1536
2 жыл бұрын
ISTGGGG
@squirrel_disaster
2 жыл бұрын
now all we need is a collab with Kurtis conner
@sapphireredwood5612
2 жыл бұрын
as a new zealander, saying 'jandals' to mean 'jean sandals' sounds much funnier since jandals is an actual word and it's just what we call flip flops
@SquiddyHiggenbottom
2 жыл бұрын
The more I learn about NZ, the more I refuse to believe it's a real place 😂
@sapphireredwood5612
2 жыл бұрын
@@SquiddyHiggenbottom fair honestly
@kelsey.is.offline
2 жыл бұрын
i love new zealand! Thor ragnarok was so good!!! ☺️
@valaya.3
2 жыл бұрын
You just reminded me that jandals is a real thing I've heard that stands for Jesus sandals, the ugliest and yet also seemingly most popular sandal. Don't quote me on that
@blackparademistress1
2 жыл бұрын
@@valaya.3 That shit is SO comfy. You can pry my Jesus sandals from my cold dead hands.
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