I apologize for the popping at points during this. Something was a little off with this recording. 6:30 also genuinely didn't know the answer to this. I now know it's the sphinx's riddle.
@phelim301
2 жыл бұрын
Bro never been that early
@aspookyspookcrab6253
2 жыл бұрын
the answer is man. the "day evening and night" thing are all based on life. in the start (day) you crawl like a baby. in the middle (evening) you walk around on 2 legs. when you're old (night) you need a cane to walk so 3 legs
@mrmora1673
2 жыл бұрын
The answer is man, the morning is being a baby thus four legs=crawling Noon is adolescence-adulthood, so 2 legs = walking And evening is being old, so 3 legs = walking with a cane.
@cameron6538
2 жыл бұрын
@@aspookyspookcrab6253 but that's applicable to woman too
@CDBURN
2 жыл бұрын
@@aspookyspookcrab6253 Damn I feel so uncultured now, always had it told to me as: Waking up in bed means lying down, therefore four legs (arms counted here), then during the day you walk on two legs, and the reason it ain't women come nighttime is because this riddle is always told by sleazy 40-somethings at family gatherings.
@somethingenthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
I like how the announcer survived the 7 hour war and the combine occupation of earth but he’s still angry about his job
@souvikrc4499
2 жыл бұрын
The anger is what kept him alive.
@abneto2707
Жыл бұрын
and he also survived one trillion years
@Rainyjax
Жыл бұрын
Spite is a powerful medicine against death.
@reneebear3641
Жыл бұрын
@@abneto2707 That’s one interpretation, mine is that he died & his anger proceeded to form some kind of entity composed of pure rage for the test subject
@someone1560
Жыл бұрын
Nah He transfered his mind to an AI
@junkolover9518
2 жыл бұрын
Easily better story AND voice acting than Hunt Down The Freeman. What a masterpiece of a mod.
@EnforcerX71
2 жыл бұрын
The shit I took about 10 minutes ago has better story and acting than Hunt Down The Freeman.
@daedalus6433
2 жыл бұрын
Not hard to do that, to be fair.
@slorchman672
2 жыл бұрын
Not a hard bar to clear but the fact the bar is that low is saying something.
@kevinm5940
2 жыл бұрын
Well, voice actors are expensive. Amateur voice actors would've still been better than just using random people though.
@JackPorter
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinm5940 are you calling Keemstar unprofessional? How dare you besmirche his honour, good sir! How DARE you!
@zyriantel9601
2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: If you ruin a man's job and halve his paycheck, he'll become a chaos god in a trillion years (plus twenty, oops) hell-bent on making you suffer. Very on-the-nose life lesson, but hey, it gets the point across.
@deloptin545
2 жыл бұрын
a trillion and 20* years
@zyriantel9601
2 жыл бұрын
@@deloptin545 Ah, my apologies. You sorta lose count after the first trillion, you know?
@sneed2600
2 жыл бұрын
@@zyriantel9601 can relate. I am over a million years old not sure how many
@zyriantel9601
2 жыл бұрын
@@sneed2600 Getting hit with an "okay boomer" sucks even worse when you have six or more figures in your age
@Redcom-vn9bh
2 жыл бұрын
you forgot the british bit
@gremlinman9724
2 жыл бұрын
every time jolly goes through the time machine, jornad gets his pay halved, then over the next 5 years he slowly gets respect back and gets full pay. then jolly comes back, goes back through the time machine, and halves his pay again.
@remigiuszbisha9658
2 жыл бұрын
I mean after the third time his boss should notice that it's not his wrong doing in particular
@kodicraft
2 жыл бұрын
@@remigiuszbisha9658 After the third time the company went under
@ArgonFilms18
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you everyone for the very kind words on this map! This map was made after a year or so hiatus from HL2 and was a blast to create! The textures at the end were made by my girlfriend and all the voices were done by me on my awful turtle beach headset. The answer to the riddle at 6:30 is 'man' but I think the riddle is kind of stupid. There IS an alternate ending if you go through the exit when it opens, Jornad will calmly and politely thank you for your participation and not get his pay cut in half for the next 1,000,000,000,000 years. Seriously though, it felt great reading all these comments, glad everyone enjoyed!
@trpstrincllc4866
2 жыл бұрын
Love it.
@SonicBoone56
2 жыл бұрын
This was fun to watch. And I'm glad we know what happens if you go through the exit at the beginning.
@bup6340
2 жыл бұрын
Your voice is very likeable. I just felt bad for Jornad all the time. Also that was the most sincere BITCH ASS I've ever heard.
@shikoome
2 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite HL maps . The concept was great
@munastronaut8147
2 жыл бұрын
what did "jornad" say at the end when you go to the power room
@Anonymousrando-uz9sn
2 жыл бұрын
Can we just admire Jornads loyalty to the facility?
@aguywhodoesntexist
2 жыл бұрын
The fact he’s named Jornad and the other guy Aslapper
@Sanquinity
2 жыл бұрын
Voice: "A test of logic and problem solving" Jolly: "Uh-oh..." He knows himself well. xD
@aribantala
2 жыл бұрын
Jolly: Being a productive member of society *One a half minute passes* Jolly: immediately answers a question with I don't know without even laying an eye to the question
@aribantala
2 жыл бұрын
@@CARILYNF that he do
@ramleydude456
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely *LOVE* how jolly gasps after seeing a spoopy scare (29:37) without screaming or anything - it’s just so innocent and quiet :D
@FalkyRocket2222
2 жыл бұрын
the guys voice barely changed in these years tho, man mustve aged pretty well
@natalie6811
2 жыл бұрын
I know it’s probably something simple like you dying or just getting a white text screen, but I must wonder what happens if you walk through the exit at the beginning.
@tonypeppermint5329
2 жыл бұрын
Good question.
@WyattWeir65
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna know too. I was hoping Jolly would try that at the end just to see what happens. Then again, it does encourage people to try it out to see for themselves despite seeing a video on it.
@Rubba5
2 жыл бұрын
Just ran the map to find out. The announcer just thanks you for your participation and said they may call you back for more tests in the future.
@WyattWeir65
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rubba5 thanks! Hopefully more people see your reply
@Graffels
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rubba5 the wholesome ending
@channelname10yearsago68
2 жыл бұрын
This is very mature content Jolly. I'm proud of you
@jamesabestos2800
2 жыл бұрын
You trickster of 10 years
@nexerkarigum4031
2 жыл бұрын
U live in the better times
@itsCh4rl1e
2 жыл бұрын
"Don't fuck with time machines and don't piss off british men" Possibly not the same words, but for sure the same idea that lead to Dr Who
@cheezemonkeyeater
2 жыл бұрын
"Dad'll be proud for once." Don't count on it.
@Zero_Shift
2 жыл бұрын
7:00 It's so on brand how Jolly doesn't know the world famous "Sphynx puzzle"
@stholtzinwinter1155
2 жыл бұрын
30 minutes of pure mental art, thank you Jolly!
@ARipeBanana
2 жыл бұрын
The immediate "I don't know" answer to a simple question indicates that you are indeed watching Jolly
@ErMatadorMatao
2 жыл бұрын
I had my doubts about Jolly being a psychopath, but now it's confirmed because *he did not ignite a single enemy with the flammable canisters using the gravity gun,* which is something a sane HalfLife player would never do
@boumex8842
2 жыл бұрын
If you are travelling back in time then it is a time machine. If you are travelling forward in time then it is a wait machine.
@maazmasood5305
2 жыл бұрын
"Not everything has a meaning" This has to be the most meaningful thing throughout
@LucidTyrant
2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Jolly has met his intellectual equal, everything he suggested was already in play
@nexerkarigum4031
2 жыл бұрын
The guy was so angry that he lived for 1 trillion years feeding himself with anger amd toxinces from water until water was clear
@geronimo5515
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Jolly, love to see how confident and free you've gotten in your humor and overall tone :D jolly cheerful lad!
@loganchew1616
2 жыл бұрын
The one video where Jolly doesn't do too badly and ALMOST makes him look smart
@SerathDarklands
2 жыл бұрын
5:42 - Everything is a time machine if you wait long enough.
@absolutemattlad2701
2 жыл бұрын
27:55 this line delivery slayed me
@moody1320
2 жыл бұрын
you know this mod is good when it goes from a light hearted experience to a horror game and you didnt see it coming
@PurpleHoover
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing the "Help me, Jornad!" only gave me one. single. reference Dr. Coomer's "HELP ME, GORDON!"
@voidblitz
2 жыл бұрын
"Mary's mother has 4 children- I don't know..." I mean, can you blame him?
@MegaChickenfish
2 жыл бұрын
I was really expecting him to go forward enough in the time machine he finally encountered the dude and it's just a skeleton surrounded by empty bags of doritos.
@NafrytiNosferatu
2 жыл бұрын
lmao, the Sphynx's riddle, god it burns my ears knowing he doesn't know it.
@shadowfyst997
2 жыл бұрын
What happens if you actually go through the exit door the first time around, before ever hopping in the time machine? He DID open the door.
@Top2BottomGaming
Жыл бұрын
He thanks you. Its an alternative ending
@reso7675
2 жыл бұрын
beginning of video Jolly: I'm gonna be a productive member of society me: *cracks up very loudly, but is also dying on the inside*
@cosmicshraoperd4427
2 жыл бұрын
All this started because Jolly went to a room that the announcer accidentally opened, you never fail to amaze me jolly!
@insertoriginalnamehere4173
2 жыл бұрын
jolly i just wanna say thanks for making these videos. they're hilarious and can lift up basically most peoples moods. thank you for being here and creating content for us to enjoy.
@princesstheadorablecat
2 жыл бұрын
Love your work, Jolly. You're funny and fun to watch. Thank you.
@Amutsuri
2 жыл бұрын
Year 1-trillion looks like something out of Yume Nikki
@tranz2deep
2 жыл бұрын
The music for the hardcore parkour, by the way, is the "Chaos" track from one of the Portal 2 ads.
@lokish
2 жыл бұрын
Вот он настоящий новогодний подарок!
@infradragon
2 жыл бұрын
I love the little subtitles you put above character's heads.
@jensenthegreen6780
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like Cruelty Squad takes place 1 trillion years into the future
@untrust2033
Жыл бұрын
You can tell the people (person?) who made this mod really had a lot of fun doing it and I love that
@Assault_Butter_Knife
2 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe this guy has never heard of the sphinx's riddle
@heyyou9472
2 жыл бұрын
it's nice to have an off-screen narrator that is just as, if not, *more* incompetant than our intrepid hero.
@rage3490
Жыл бұрын
The entire thumbnail had me doing an essay on The Industrial Revolution and its Consequences for like a solid 20 seconds. Then i read the title.
@Maioly
2 жыл бұрын
That laat time period is literally just cruelty squad
@hoffyc.h393
2 жыл бұрын
it's mindblowing that Source Engine physics is from 2004 and holds up so good today :O
@Replica_Films2000
2 жыл бұрын
I know right
@ieuanhunt552
2 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't try and climb down a ladder
@zfmag
2 жыл бұрын
That announcer voice acting is actually pretty good :)
@GabrielScythe
2 жыл бұрын
“Get ready to go the year ONE TRILLION, *BITCH ASS!* ” is the BEST one liner imo
@Morseful
2 жыл бұрын
He didn't say get ready i'm pretty sure
@MIersetting335
Жыл бұрын
Proof that if you give a person a obvious wrong but funny answer they will choose that answer
@faustoamaro1043
2 жыл бұрын
I really like this map, is simple wich 4 rooms but really good.
@sergentjohncaptain2557
Жыл бұрын
WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE HALF LIFE, GMOD, AND PORTAL AT THE SAME FREAKING TIME
@ilytread
2 жыл бұрын
Jolly close to 1m I can't wait keep going man
@doifhg
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine blowing up in a death obstacle course because you couldn't answer the mary's mother question
@daffa_odon
2 жыл бұрын
Next we also need Mature Labs
@xpickpoke2266
2 жыл бұрын
At chapter 4, Jornad's pay is already 17.5% of his original salary
@theyhaventfedmesince
2 жыл бұрын
Man. That's what they said. Disco would never die
@nmoon4237
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no jolly are you alive?
@blackr3v193
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Red Mesa's rival, Amateur Laboratories.
@hyperon_ion9423
2 жыл бұрын
The ending was just as chilling as I thought it would be, but I kind of wish we could have something a bit better grounded than your typical, existential end-of-the-universe horror. The map maker probably wanted to wrap things up though, and they did a brilliant job with the story they made.
@TheManWhoSoldTheW0rld
2 жыл бұрын
26:20 i like how Jolly has feeling for inanimated items
@ceiling_cat
2 жыл бұрын
Так и знал, что Джолли русский: одну доску сломал, другую потерял
@HeroBear64
2 жыл бұрын
Ok, but what happens if you actually go through the exit at the beginning? can you leave? Is it the good ending?
@wooflakes
2 жыл бұрын
"one of logic and problem solving" "Uh oh"
@SophiaAstatine
2 жыл бұрын
Loved that bit too much.
@kommodore6691
2 жыл бұрын
Why does he constantly open doors without a weapon ready, there is in an ambush like every time.
@acgaming1643
Жыл бұрын
Clear example of why you shouldn't anger a british guy
@BM-yy8db
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome! First Jolly vid of the year! I'd love a tiny bonus of what happens if you simply take the exit at the start though :>
@TakeMyLunch
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly you being kinda in character talking to yourself and going about the map had me kinda looking away but when you instantly went for the "I don't know" and instantly cracked I decided to keep going.
@lionocyborg6030
Жыл бұрын
The gravity gun puzzle reminds me of a magnetic maze puzzle in Future Zone of the Crystal Maze.
@spooki3382
Жыл бұрын
I remember the crystal maze
@gabopr1365
2 жыл бұрын
28:39 I’m getting Wubbox Vibes from those boxes.
@KaiUndMoritz
2 жыл бұрын
5 sec in and im immersed and hyped for a new jolly main channel upload.
@inserttext101
2 жыл бұрын
Jolly can never be part of society. Just like how Gordon can't reach half life 3.
@theultimatefreak666
2 жыл бұрын
The moral is "make sure not to halve someone's pay more than twice or he'll turn into an immortal madman"
@user-tk2jy8xr8b
2 жыл бұрын
> Help me Jordan! that's a strong Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware smell here
@Hailstrumm
2 жыл бұрын
jolly the 2nd riddle is referring to age of man 4 for baby 2 for adult 3 for old person with cane
@JereHogni
2 жыл бұрын
Hello Jolly!! just came here to say hi, I hope you are doing well and having a nice start of 2022
@illagevidiot8254
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't have an answer for everything" Honestly at this point I'd be surprised if you had an answer for _something_
@Invisible12345ful
2 жыл бұрын
You know you made a good portal prodigy when it literally shows up as the game in video's description
@Gojiro7
Жыл бұрын
Jolly room clearing Strategy: - Walk into a room with the gravity gun and nothing in its grasp to fling - get shot up by enemies waiting for you on the other side - switch to an actual weapon to save his butt - complain about it - repeat process several more times
@sap987
2 жыл бұрын
bro jornad has his pay cut 6 times and even got fired only to come back to see his co worker die
@taylorpierson7254
2 жыл бұрын
Do not stop with the mods its the best my guy!
@a177rhythm2
Жыл бұрын
I love how this started out with "fatshaming works"
@themightyleeoh5867
2 жыл бұрын
Remember, anything is a time machine if you wait long enough.
@BizKwikTwist
2 жыл бұрын
I love the "3D" subtitles in your vids
@wolfcl0ck
2 жыл бұрын
in those trillion years he literally became God
@kodeytheneko
2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the "I don't know"
@RenaissanceSloth
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Hassleford is just an Aperture Lab wholesome ripoff
@callous-citron
Жыл бұрын
0:11 no he won't be.
@matthewphillipsbetts8470
2 жыл бұрын
With time jumps that go from portal to half life action (both in the same universe) gives great jokes like the time warp song (Rocky horror picture show) or the "the end is never the end" quote (Stanley parables).
@techknight3753
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine your 20 year revenge plan being bested by a wooden plank
@josephfigueroa1933
2 жыл бұрын
I like when the announcer called the combine 2 bit robocops
@NthDoctorWho
2 жыл бұрын
What's sad is that Jornad's still working there after a trillion years.
@HappyBeezerStudios
Жыл бұрын
Your personal hell would just be endless half life shitposts? So you're already in hell?
@TheFacelessStoryMaker
2 жыл бұрын
"Parkour! Insane Mode Activated! Let's Goooooooooooo!!!! Best part XD
@Luka2000_
2 жыл бұрын
Jolly must be the MVP at the Darvins awards
@Ginfeldi
2 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just a shitpost mod, but Jornad's story is emotional i can't help but feel... emotions
@memdic6987
2 жыл бұрын
So, cruelty squad takes place in half-life universe? Hell. Yes.
@CallmeAlexey
2 жыл бұрын
valve games... portal... its been so long that even seeing portal texture in portal 1 engine(exactly same as half life 2 mod) feels so weird. also 3:44 sounds like Stanley Parable narrator you know lol
@nerolonging5178
2 жыл бұрын
in the year one trillion, NFT's have taken over the decoration industry
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