Since the algorithm gods have decided to show me their favor, here's a list of all 15 songs: 0:24 - Carolus Rex: kzitem.info/news/bejne/tqlo36B9eqlzoaA 0:31 - Devil Dogs: kzitem.info/news/bejne/pox52neNkXRjimk 0:38 - Last Stand: kzitem.info/news/bejne/w4iezWawr5Odi5g 0:47 - White Death: kzitem.info/news/bejne/1Gpp34CDoIqJgoo 1:02 - Attack of the Dead Men: kzitem.info/news/bejne/jnd8yqulsoCFZWk 1:12 - The Red Baron: kzitem.info/news/bejne/kqmkq42GoGqFi6g 1:33 - Screaming Eagles: kzitem.info/news/bejne/lGmKy4aMrXyim4Y 1:42 - Price of a Mile: kzitem.info/news/bejne/o3uPnYilp2OYgmk 1:49 - Winged Hussars: kzitem.info/news/bejne/05mPzo2FaWSXbG0 1:59 - Primo Victoria: kzitem.info/news/bejne/0ox-36BmiZGBYII 2:11 - Counterstrike: kzitem.info/news/bejne/2JWEnYSJpKmGoHY 2:30 - Panzerkampf: kzitem.info/news/bejne/o4qVtoRtjapjppw 2:44 - To Hell and Back: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uXtqqKyGsKdlrX4 2:52 - Uprising: kzitem.info/news/bejne/zbCbtHaIm4mJo34 3:01 - Ballad of the Bull: kzitem.info/news/bejne/022El619npF5jKg
@brotherleongaming8741
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, accurate
@decrepitmanlet652
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TheRaven_200
4 жыл бұрын
Space Force Memes We salute you for your service.
@rafail2303
4 жыл бұрын
Wow I discovered it at the right time
@archeyburger4722
4 жыл бұрын
Omg thank you so much!
@BeeButBased
5 жыл бұрын
"Alex what time is it" " *Time to die* "
@marko-pk6qt
5 жыл бұрын
Echo said that cuz she yelled at it
@noktyrnylblayze7058
4 жыл бұрын
@@marko-pk6qt the brother said that
@kattialatin2767
4 жыл бұрын
I died
@CamPINGkocher
4 жыл бұрын
i died (laughing)
@yeettheheat
4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Yurtable
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 6th of June, 1944 was a Tuesday. So yes, he does have to get up.
@HaSTaxHaX
4 жыл бұрын
I was about to search it
@neonspartan7407
4 жыл бұрын
Ok that’s just too good
@Draidar938
4 жыл бұрын
I’m too lazy to see if that’s correct but I’ll give you a like anyway.
@aceventurasspear22
4 жыл бұрын
He’s probably going to be getting up anyway
@aherooflegend3076
4 жыл бұрын
THE MORE YOU KNOW
@pinba4136
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what time is it?" "TIME TO DIE!!!" That killed me lmao
@kousand9917
3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah it did what it said it would do
@powerfulprinzgaming8837
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@fanofmanythings7717
2 жыл бұрын
My twin!
@maxbjork7804
2 жыл бұрын
Stabby stab
@therunningham69
2 жыл бұрын
same
@ethanbruh3476
4 жыл бұрын
Sabaton, how tall is Mount Everest? *”HIGHER”* Oh ok that helps thanks
@calebmoore7007
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget it’s king of the skies
@Firecraft-ht8un
3 жыл бұрын
i mean its not wrong
@joemamaobama6863
3 жыл бұрын
mt everest is flyin too fast
@bobbybob4665
3 жыл бұрын
And mt everest is flying evan HIGHER
@akiovillar9173
3 жыл бұрын
@@bobbybob4665 a mountain for a mountain
@Rileys887
4 жыл бұрын
"Tell me another joke" "INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED!" that's cold.
@ohioman4646
4 жыл бұрын
So was the German army
@Monarch0
4 жыл бұрын
Damn. You gotta *chill* with these jokes.
@Kaiser_Waffel_XI
4 жыл бұрын
@@ohioman4646 it wasnt a joke you know that right?
@Jopsyduck
4 жыл бұрын
No, that's perfect.
@okamiproject8981
4 жыл бұрын
xNightEagle99 -the Germans where chilled-
@garretthenry1649
5 жыл бұрын
"Add wrapping paper to the shopping list" "The Nazis shall payyyyy"
@spaceforcememes8104
5 жыл бұрын
lmao, why didn't I think of that.
@luisfernandomejia1595
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@marko-pk6qt
4 жыл бұрын
Its actually "THE NAZIS SHALL HEAR!"
@thetrain47539
4 жыл бұрын
Correction: "Nuts, the Nazis shall hear!"
@kastro4460
4 жыл бұрын
"The price must be paid by the men who started a war in the 30s"*
@the360pugscopewbroantor5
4 жыл бұрын
Who else has watched a Sabaton Alexa but not the original ad
@asolomon7402
3 жыл бұрын
I bet it’s everyone here
@o5-7firefox
3 жыл бұрын
Who else does not care about your unoriginal comment that there are probably sixteen of
@Meftu
3 жыл бұрын
I watched Rammstein first. I think it's even better. Tell me another Joke. Alexa: Amerika ist wunderbar.(America is wonderful)
@antoniocostache3977
3 жыл бұрын
Wait there's an original ad?!??!?!?11111
@markiv2361
2 жыл бұрын
@@o5-7firefox neither does anyone care about you.
@bubbles8871
3 жыл бұрын
"Define annoying." "1944, help never came!" Yeah, I hate it when that happens too. So annoying.
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
Yea I hate it when reinforcements don’t come so annoying
@maxbjork7804
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and then the germans torture us. I hate thursdays
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxbjork7804 in German accent Ja hanz but I hate it when I deploy mustard gas and it speaks Russian so damn annoying
@youraverageegg3930
Жыл бұрын
@@mertyuip06 or when comes back at us
@arbalest7645
Жыл бұрын
Bruh that was so dark yet so funny
@darthplagueis13
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, order me a peperoni pizza" *THY WILL BE DONE!*
@barryallen2240
2 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE OF THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
@patimationstudios
2 жыл бұрын
AND THE JUDGEMENT HAS BEGUN
@Theholyhamsandwich
Жыл бұрын
@@barryallen2240 FOR THE LAND OF THE HOLY
@theairacobra
Жыл бұрын
@@Theholyhamsandwich FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
@TeknightJ
Жыл бұрын
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
@billydrawsensei94
4 жыл бұрын
Dad: "Alexa, find me cheap flight ticket to italy" Alexa: *"Has man gone insane.."*
@Seune205
3 жыл бұрын
That is really up to date in 2019 and 2020. 😅
@thetankguy9263
3 жыл бұрын
cold.
@zero_gravity5861
3 жыл бұрын
few will remain, who find a way, to get on that plane
@nazarderkach9320
3 жыл бұрын
@@Seune205 👑 🦇🦠
@mandalortemaan7510
2 жыл бұрын
Who'll find a way To live one more day
@Soulslayer612
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, tell me a story." "In the heart of holy see In the home of Christianity The seat of power is in danger"
@abandonedaccount123
3 жыл бұрын
THEN THE 189 IN THE CIRCUS OF HEAVEN PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE IT WAS 1527 edit: dude this has been haunting me for literal MONTHS thank you scott for pointing that out i.. i am disappointed in myself lol no im not gonna change that did i do that in order
@Soulslayer612
3 жыл бұрын
@@abandonedaccount123 *service, not circus. Otherwise yes, well done.
@abandonedaccount123
3 жыл бұрын
@@Soulslayer612 ..why did i think circus lol thanks!
@Soulslayer612
3 жыл бұрын
@@abandonedaccount123 my pleasure!
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
I know this song is about the sack of time but it fits perfectly with crusading with the bois
@vincentcarlini2616
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what do you do?" *"KILL, FIGHT, DIE, THAT'S WHAT A SOLDIER SHOULD DO"*
@AlabamaMan
4 жыл бұрын
1:28 *i wish my alexa was a nazi spy*
@greecestrong2247
4 жыл бұрын
in THEY of the sorwd 1527
@ladysaranoir
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa tell me another joke!" "INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED" Omg 🤣🤣🤣
@TheTaintedWisdom
4 жыл бұрын
Took me a little bit to get it but when I did I was hacking and coughing after a fit of laughter.
@p0xus
4 жыл бұрын
That part was hilarious.
@batataacelerada4698
4 жыл бұрын
I fucking died at this one
@p00tis
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTaintedWisdom after a fit of gas*
@bohdand3318
4 жыл бұрын
Mama jokes, they never get old)
@ToaGatanuva
4 жыл бұрын
Alexa, what is next on my "to-do" litst "Hold your ground! Kill the warriors in your sight!"
@AbyssWatcher745
2 жыл бұрын
No comments? Anyways love that song. Hill 3234 is pretty underrated
@Flacto-vs6np
Жыл бұрын
DEATH IS WAITING ON THE HILL, NO SURRENDER SHOOT TO KILL
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, plan our road trip *From the North, reaching far,* *Here we are!*
@synthtoaster
3 жыл бұрын
I would definitely buy one of these if they actually existed
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
I would pay as much as Jeffrey bezos needs just to see it
@viper.934
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Funni_Slime_Human
Жыл бұрын
We need this now. Advocate the Amazon Sabacho.
@501stIstheBestRegiment
Жыл бұрын
I'd pay my life savings for that
@Jeff-ku9bq
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, define annoying" "NINE-TEEN FORTY-FOUR, HELP THAT NEVER CAME" Yeah, I imagine that is annoying.
@Emil_Stoltz
3 жыл бұрын
It was annoying for the polish people, that's for sure!
@omalleycaboose5937
3 жыл бұрын
Alexa define annoying AND THATS WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN
@luftwaffebomber1340
3 жыл бұрын
“Alexa, define annoying” “1944, still the Allies turned away”
@ItsAce671
2 жыл бұрын
“God dammit first the Germans now the Russians!”
@enderbirds3814
2 жыл бұрын
I Was doing something else and I heard that as define Italy and I got a bigger crack out of that
@aiber3303
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, define annoying" -"1944, help that never came" that was pretty annoying tbh
@fraser9580
3 жыл бұрын
It was, btw nice picture
@jokerarjuna8378
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@crispyengineer7521
3 жыл бұрын
As a German. Yes the uprising was pretty annoying
@Jan-rv1qs
3 жыл бұрын
@@crispyengineer7521 didn't see that coming
@Jan-rv1qs
3 жыл бұрын
If this gets to r/cursedcomments i want to be on the screenshot
@jkbscopes1233
2 жыл бұрын
"add rapping paper to the shopping list" "thus the nazis shall pay" that always gets me XD
@ThomasFarquhar2
2 жыл бұрын
Nice, I don't have to pay for my products because the Nazis are for some reason
@imperfectravens2410
2 жыл бұрын
But the line spoken is "Nuts the nazis shall hear"
@ShockwaveTheLogical
2 жыл бұрын
@@imperfectravens2410 be funny if he added nuts to the list too 🤣
@charlesthepolishcow4991
4 жыл бұрын
Looked for it on amazon and nothing, I even spoke to a salesman asking if they still had alexa sabaton edition, but he just hung up the phone. What can I do, I need one so bad
@metalheadmaniac8686
4 жыл бұрын
They do have one they just dont want to give it to you JERKS
@abandonedaccount123
3 жыл бұрын
@@metalheadmaniac8686 the seat of power is in danger, so they have to send in their reserves and dropped their supplies on the go, so sabaton alexa edition is out of stock currently
@Formbi1988
4 жыл бұрын
I used the winged hussarians as a wake up tone once. I jumped out of the bed and want to fight. My brother is still healing
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
Your brother that day “a cry for help in time of need await relief from holy lead” Your part about to whoop yo ass “than the winged hussars arrived coming down the mountainside”
@jakobsavsek7351
2 жыл бұрын
I use ghost divison for the wake up tone
@KAT-hs3xh
2 жыл бұрын
FOR VIENNA!!
@Tuxedokid2000
2 жыл бұрын
First time I used a Sabaton song as my alarm I also jumped out of bed. Still my alarm, still jump.
@KoncikHJKLAdam
2 жыл бұрын
Try Talvisota, that makes me jump out of bed in like 0,001 second
@MDMetal
4 жыл бұрын
I need something like this for my GPS. "Alexa, what's my current location?" "YOU'RE IN THE BULLET'S WAY!" _That time I got lost and ended up in Compton_
@lazarmarinkovic8486
4 жыл бұрын
I use Night Witches as my alarm and it works every time, tho my older bro uses Winged Hussars as his alarm
@joshuaswanson1977
4 жыл бұрын
@@lazarmarinkovic8486 I use the Swedish version of Carolus Rex.🇸🇪
@justinsanchez6255
4 жыл бұрын
I use Aces of Exile
@colonelkenpachi5009
4 жыл бұрын
I use Army Of The Night.
@mr.outlaw231
4 жыл бұрын
"The White Death's prey."
@user-qs3tz6hh5g
2 жыл бұрын
- Аlexa, what day is it? - White Friday, I take the stairway to Heaven...
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, are there any new cementaries built? *Crosses grow on Anzio*
@PonkingtonHeights
3 жыл бұрын
“It only hears us when we say the activation words” How tf does it know when you use the word if it isn’t listening
@nicklockard2339
3 жыл бұрын
Well the lyrics from Carolus Rex following that are “I will swear no oath” so..
@jackr2287
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicklockard2339 Genius.
@krieg8943
4 жыл бұрын
“Alexa tell me a joke.” “INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED!”
@laurazucchiatti8761
4 жыл бұрын
Panzerkampf (?)
@FrozenLord66
4 жыл бұрын
@@laurazucchiatti8761 yep thats panzerkampf
@laurazucchiatti8761
4 жыл бұрын
@@FrozenLord66 Yeyy
@Usuario-eg2bj
4 жыл бұрын
-Laughs in Uranus operation.-
@vermark8719
4 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@neoconwarhawk1001
4 жыл бұрын
Dad: Alex how tall is mount Everest Echo: higher. King of the sky.
@headphone_
4 жыл бұрын
"Alex"
@laurazucchiatti8761
4 жыл бұрын
I was about to hear 8000+ mt
@thecreature456
4 жыл бұрын
Not wrong
@kinkyxkitten666
4 жыл бұрын
NEO CON WAR HAWK not wrong tho
@alexangelasegismundo
4 жыл бұрын
Its red baron not echo
@shaskasu-130pm6
4 жыл бұрын
Stalin: Yo Hiliter want to hear a joke, Hiliter: Sure Stalin what is the Joke. Stalin: INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED. Hiliter: I do not get it. Stalin: your supposed not to get it.
@toothpick8352
3 жыл бұрын
Allies: have you seen the largest seaborne invasion in history? Germany: no Allies: **would you like to?**
@shaskasu-130pm6
3 жыл бұрын
@@toothpick8352 I love that Joke Comrade
@jagoringjagoring9143
3 жыл бұрын
Lol its not hiliter ita hitler but its funny btw
@claptrap4084
3 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who is German and we were actually discussing the German Army marching into the Motherland and even he said that Hitler doing that was insane 😂
@Im_literally_Manic_Mike
3 жыл бұрын
@@jagoringjagoring9143 I think it's because of KZitem sensoring things, like that for example. But the KZitems comment are never delete even after the biggest insults, not like on fkn Instagram where I've been ban and deleted 3 fucking times😑
@RadThe
3 жыл бұрын
"WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED" *BADASS RIFF* Oh yeah, it is.
@wiej007
5 жыл бұрын
-Alexa define "annoying" -1944! Help would never came!! ("Uprising") Me being Polish: Yeah... its realy annoying
@wiej007
5 жыл бұрын
@MEGAŚLONZOK9 Yup. Thats why sometimes we have fraze you can translate as "Can you count? Count on you"
@philippmuller-litz7588
4 жыл бұрын
isn't it "Help that never came?" "Help would never came" is grammatically wrong
@wiej007
4 жыл бұрын
@@philippmuller-litz7588 Yeah sorry for my error
@philippmuller-litz7588
4 жыл бұрын
@@wiej007 it's ok
@ApokR
4 жыл бұрын
co jest wkurzające?
@dukedvl6977
4 жыл бұрын
“How many teaspoons are in a tablespoon” “40:1” Huge missed opportunity
@jpmiller4261
4 жыл бұрын
DukeDvl69 genius
@tylersaurusakro
4 жыл бұрын
Or even 7734
@spaceforcememes8104
4 жыл бұрын
ngl, I flopped on that one and I knew it when I made the video. I just couldn't think of anything at the time.
@tylersaurusakro
4 жыл бұрын
@@spaceforcememes8104 its still very funny though
@zajemc2604
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, pure genius!
@dr.z4752
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Winged Hussars was my alarm song for a long-ass time.
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
Bro just out of curiosity how can you do that on a iPhone 11 I have the song on iTunes I just need to know how
@benc.3128
2 жыл бұрын
@@mertyuip06 not sure if you can do that on an iPhone. I’ve got the same phone though so if you have any updates
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
@@benc.3128 nope it’s been 10 months I’ve done research and all points to no
@pkersoul
11 ай бұрын
@@mertyuip06 its a pain in the ass but its possible i dont remeber how exactly but i think you put the song in itunes then upload it to phone as a ringtone or something
@thehaloscrolls391
4 жыл бұрын
-love song - “SOMETIMES WAR IS KILLING, SOMETIMES IT’S SAVING LIVES” Me: Yeah, ballad of the Bull is the closest thing they HAVE to a love song
@flareog134
2 жыл бұрын
christmas truce has entered the chat
@angryloyer_2821
Жыл бұрын
Sabatons Fur Immer? Isn't that literally a love song sung in German?
@user-xw8dh2nk6d
Жыл бұрын
No bullets fly
@blazi2293
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, how's the weather tomorrow? -AND THE SILENCE OF THE SEA IS ABOUT TO DRIFT INTO A STORM!
@pervertbismarck5067
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao nailed it🤣
@aularound
3 жыл бұрын
He could have chosen , ENDURE! Six days of Rain! (Coat of Arms) :D
@qwerty0803
3 жыл бұрын
THERES A THINDER IN THE EAST, ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DESEASED
@jagoringjagoring9143
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, give me an update from Afghanistan *Thousand of soldiers* *Run for their lives* *Legend arise*
@Luna_LU6546
5 жыл бұрын
6 OF JUNE 19 44
@antonmikhailovski7949
5 жыл бұрын
apparently he works as US marine
@haggan0664
5 жыл бұрын
D DAY UPON US
@hectorbatera1994
4 жыл бұрын
ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR!!
@matlonr6473
4 жыл бұрын
@@hectorbatera1994 normandy state of anarchy!!
@maynardz03
4 жыл бұрын
@@matlonr6473 OVERLORD
@alfotiosacaramde9631
4 жыл бұрын
-Alexa, did I'm forget something? -Always remember a fallen soldiers... -Do you have news from Italy/China? -There was a country in depression, there was a nation in despair -(in traffic jam) How soon I'm came to this address? -And this is end of a line of the final journey -Alexa, who knock at my door? -Janny in the gate! -Alexa, do you have information about war between Ukraine and Russia? -It's a call to arm over a battle hymns, today is a good day to die -Alexa, I'm broke favorite mamy vase... -Dream of the world in peace, yet you case pain and distraction -Alexa, I'm need visit a doctor -C'mon you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?! -Alexa, why so hot outside? I'm want a little colder, do something! -Pegamagabo invoke the spirits of the wind! -Alexa, I'm need to sell you, to buy new drugs -This is a worthy sacrifice?! -Alexa, where I'm? -In the fields of the Brightinfield! -Alexa, what news about Covid19? -Able men and woman - will all be victums!
@festerdam4548
3 жыл бұрын
I found the one with the doctor the best. I think it's from Devil Dogs.
@jokerarjuna8378
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@vincem3748
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Alexa, what time is it Alexa: 🎵 *it's close to midnight and he's barking at the moon* 🎵
@p3chv0gel22
3 жыл бұрын
Don't want to be the "know it all" guy, but: It's not Brightenfield but Breitenfeld. It's a German Village near Leipzig
@starwarzchik112
2 жыл бұрын
🎵 _One man seeking reasons everywhere_ _Growing hate and anger, Pooh Bear’s orders were precise_ _Who was to be blamed and pay the price?_ _Wicked propaganda, turning neighbors into foes_ _Soldiers of the CCP in homes_ _And all their former friends are watching as they’re round up one by one_ _Times of persecution have begun._ _Ever since it started, in Urumqi ‘17_ _Where liberty died, and truth was denied_ _Sent away on trains, sent on a one-way trip to hell_ _Enter the gates, Dabancheng awaits!_ 🎵
@mafscoolas8754
3 жыл бұрын
If that was my alarm, every time I explain my dreams to someone I can end it with AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
@MrPauix
4 жыл бұрын
It only hears you when you use the wake word we chose. *I WILL SWEAR NO OATH* Briliant.
@sicariusvast9555
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm 🤔
@aaronstorey9712
4 жыл бұрын
MrPauix I will swear an oath
@hendrikkiefer3325
4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronstorey9712 no
@aaronstorey9712
4 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg Metalhead ? It is no?
@hendrikkiefer3325
4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronstorey9712 Yes it's actually no. That's because King Karl XII a.k.a. Carolus Rex was an absolute badass, thus swearing no oath to anyone bescause he thought his power was divine.
@azarth8805
5 жыл бұрын
Now the Panzerkampf one was genius.
@da_dang_dog
4 жыл бұрын
Truth is, it was all rigged from the start.
@6Six6Six6Bruh
4 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@azarth8805
4 жыл бұрын
@@da_dang_dog Well, yes.
@Flacto-vs6np
Жыл бұрын
Literally at the back of germany's thoughts
@AlejandroRodriguez-fy1xd
14 күн бұрын
Best joke I’ve ever heard
@jeonghutamilim2259
3 жыл бұрын
I would buy this, if it answered everything by playing sabaton
@policeMarcus
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa what day is it?" "6TH OF JUNE, 1944" this part killed me
@ThePuma1707
5 жыл бұрын
Love song: SOMETIMES WAR IS KILLING....
@dv28l74
5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes
@philippmuller-litz7588
5 жыл бұрын
@@dv28l74 it's saving lives (or in this case: loves)
@NebDaBrush
4 жыл бұрын
What song is that
@thetrain47539
4 жыл бұрын
They should've used Sabaton's cover of Für Immer (An actual love song).
@jandergermane1561
4 жыл бұрын
@@NebDaBrush ballad of the bull
@antonmikhailovski7949
5 жыл бұрын
I'm also use "Winged Hussars" as alarm, helps a lot
@joonasvilen8759
4 жыл бұрын
Have to try that too. Perfect way to wake up.
@raliloth4155
4 жыл бұрын
Using ghost division atm Have to try Winged hussars some time
@MKVixer
4 жыл бұрын
I prefer sabouters)
@CherokeeFlutist59
4 жыл бұрын
I do too! lol. it works really well. *CUZ THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED* to wake you up for the day
@reptiloidmitglied2930
4 жыл бұрын
I had a song I liked as alarm once and can't listen to it anymore. Never again!
@terry2295
Жыл бұрын
Ok that would be a worth a privacy invasion by amazon not gonna lie. 1:58 The most complex and most Sabaton way of saying it's Tuesday.
@firenzarfrenzy4985
3 жыл бұрын
I love how it said *badass riff* in the subtitles when winged hussars came on
@AnsweringAnimal
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the part "Alexa, give me my flashnews briefing." "JORDAN ATTACKS, ISRAEL CRUSHES THAT FUTILE ATTAMPT" is just brillant.
@KyleJordanGaming
4 жыл бұрын
I never attacked anyone! It’s all lies! :(
@scoutwith124hp9
4 жыл бұрын
@@KyleJordanGaming What about your pals, Syria and Egypt?
@davidthor4405
2 жыл бұрын
CONTROL JERUSALEEEEEEEEEM
@KAT-hs3xh
2 жыл бұрын
Song name?
@AnsweringAnimal
2 жыл бұрын
@@KAT-hs3xh Counterstrike
@australianword3812
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what day is it?" "6th of June 1944" I imagine the guy getting out of his room only to find out that he's been spooning a fellow soldier and their actually headed to the beaches of Normandy
@earlpurisima2194
4 жыл бұрын
*fun fact: 6th of june 1944 was a tuesday so he does have to wake up*
@alexc2194
4 жыл бұрын
If the video just transformed like that i honestly don't even know how i would react. Laugh? Be astonished? It sounds funny but that would be pretty dark as well.
@greecestrong2247
4 жыл бұрын
What day is it for real 1914 cesa world war 1
@hyperion3145
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that old Skyrim meme
@dervvy
3 жыл бұрын
@@earlpurisima2194 Well that's a fair point.
@jellythemedic5659
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa what time is it" " TIME TO DIE" THAT KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@patimationstudios
2 жыл бұрын
So did simo Hayha
@I_am_always_correct
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that even the kids are getting all the references that Sabaton are making tells me that this is a very cultured family Edit: Except the son, for apparently not wanting to listen to To Hell And Back
@marxel4444
4 жыл бұрын
rommels wife alexa...what day is it? 6TH OF JUNE 1944! rommel: yeah...i get up..i get up...alexa...give me the newsflash ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR! NORMANDY STATE OF ANARCHY! OVERLORD! Rommel: GOTT VERDAMMT!
@herrroin608
3 жыл бұрын
OUH Do you want to say us that the family are nazis?
@marxel4444
3 жыл бұрын
@@herrroin608 they, or at least rommel, profited from his friendship with hitler quite a bit, getting promoted early and getting his own command against what older people in the army said.
@rizwantalukder5659
3 жыл бұрын
@@herrroin608 Rommel wasn't a Nazi nor was his family. His son is now a German politician. Rommel is celebrated and honoured in Germany as well as other nations.
@TotallyNotAFox
3 жыл бұрын
@@herrroin608 Given that Rommel was in charge of the Atlantik Wall, he probably sweared really hard on that day - I can't see why the comment implies he was a full heart nazi
@Seune205
3 жыл бұрын
Rommel: godd mit uns! 😳
@mortenbund1219
4 жыл бұрын
"Play Swedish Pagans" "no"
@ferdinandstrau3513
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@ChargeJN
3 жыл бұрын
Wings of glory
@facemcshooty6602
3 жыл бұрын
Understandable, *play swedish pagans*
@manjensen1710
3 жыл бұрын
@@facemcshooty6602 * *Plays Hedningarna* *
@gasketblower
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah
@dubbl_01
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what time is it?" *"TIME TO DIE"*
@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
3 жыл бұрын
1:49 This scene so much funnier for me because I actually have the 'Winged Hussar' as my alarm song.
@David-hm3lx
3 жыл бұрын
So do I
@villerintanthillith1762
2 жыл бұрын
@@David-hm3lx men of culture
@philippmuller-litz7588
5 жыл бұрын
when he wakes up: Attack of the dead men
@spaceforcememes8104
5 жыл бұрын
When the mom is told to die I played a little of the song there.
@ApokR
4 жыл бұрын
no
@laurazucchiatti8761
4 жыл бұрын
Osowiec then and again Attack of the dead hundred men Facing the lead once again Hundred men charge again, die again (?)
@селезень
4 жыл бұрын
@@laurazucchiatti8761 Осовец, смерть, трупы, яд. В атаку шел мертвый отряд. Они шли, что б победить. Что мертво - то уже не убить.
@Algenhirn
4 жыл бұрын
@@laurazucchiatti8761 It was after that. At 1:03
@Netrefix
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, where is the party?" "WE MEET AT MIDWAY!"
@thee20thdoctor18
4 жыл бұрын
Alexa call grandma “FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!”
@philippmuller-litz7588
5 жыл бұрын
That Red Baron one was actually pretty good
@enigma_7772
4 жыл бұрын
Philipp Müller-Litz also the White death
@usswestvirginiabb-48
4 жыл бұрын
*HIGHER, KING OF THE SKY*
@magdachlebicka3895
4 жыл бұрын
@@usswestvirginiabb-48 *HE'S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE'S FLYING TOO HIGH*
@majex111
4 жыл бұрын
HIGHER. EYE FOR AN EYE
@Emil_Stoltz
4 жыл бұрын
@@majex111 *THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIIIIIIE!!!*
@tradend2817
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa tell me a joke: Zulus attack
@enigma_7772
4 жыл бұрын
YeetMister Trey xDDDD
@morpheus5929
4 жыл бұрын
Isreal crushed that futile atampt
@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10
4 жыл бұрын
Fight back to back
@hansvonzisimann44
4 жыл бұрын
@@morpheus5929 CONTROL JERUSALEMMMMMM
@nikolausi_ausm_hausi
4 жыл бұрын
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
@ktoProchitalTotLoh11
2 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what is new today?" "Today we are brothers, at night we are friends"
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, what's the weather today? *A Christmas has arrived and the snow turns the ground white*
@thekevinator3184
3 жыл бұрын
Mother: “What time is it?” Sabaton Alexa: “TIME TO DIE.”
@David-lu4gq
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what time is it?" "TIME TO DIE!" Transforms into the terminator and kills the family.
@earlpurisima2194
4 жыл бұрын
*The Nazis: Hmm*
@katzeletsplayxx6651
4 жыл бұрын
Wolfenstein Nazis: hehe
@xxnoob_irllolno2273
4 жыл бұрын
*with dull shovel
@OraKQuadra
4 жыл бұрын
*plays AT A LOUD SOUND THAT COULD DESTROY YOUR EAR DRUMS*
@BattleshipOrion
3 жыл бұрын
Im your 600th like...
@smkay6381
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon" "That's the price of a mile" That's not a tablespoon, that's a whole truck.
@laurazucchiatti8761
4 жыл бұрын
And the mom seemed confused too 😂
@Sporkmaker5150
4 жыл бұрын
The correct answer to the question is actually 40:1
@th3old182
Жыл бұрын
The Actual correct question-answer is: "How many privates you can send in 303 days?"
@ErikNS-vr8np
2 жыл бұрын
2 years old but still legendary.
@RadliYisherchanellRY320
2 жыл бұрын
- Hey, Sabaton. Who is a "Iron chancellor"? - *KING OF THE OCEAN, HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!!!*
@Tancredius
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, where am i?" "You're in the bullet's way!"
@anamericancelt6534
4 жыл бұрын
Normandy, state of anarchy.
@Haggysack2k8
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa where am i?" "Fields of Verdun! And the battle has begun!" "naaahh shiiieee-" *Nearby artillery bomb exploding*
@danziglaughlin9747
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, where am I?" "MIDWAY!"
@weplayshit1849
3 жыл бұрын
I am ur 150th like
@danziglaughlin9747
3 жыл бұрын
@@weplayshit1849 You were the 149th actually. I am 150th now, muahahahaha.
@kava2340
5 жыл бұрын
Winged Hussars as a alarm would be great in the morning
@laurazucchiatti8761
4 жыл бұрын
Why not also "You're In The Army Now?"
@berser4ina
4 жыл бұрын
I use the Coat of Arms
@Kartoffelkamm
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Nuclear Attack is best as alarm. Gets you wide awake in a flash.
@Medved-bl3rn
4 жыл бұрын
5 days, and you will hate any song as your alarm, thrust me, i ruined Camuflage by this :D :D
@berser4ina
4 жыл бұрын
@@Medved-bl3rn I used for quite some time and still enjoy it
@kmstirpitz8497
3 жыл бұрын
“Alexa how tall is Mount Everest” “HIGHER THE KING OF THE SKIES”
@jillreads6142
3 жыл бұрын
I would dead ass pay a fortune for this.
@Pyrociraptor
4 жыл бұрын
"Warsaw, RISE!" As a morning Alarm could have worked too
@3mir420
4 жыл бұрын
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
@Soulslayer612
4 жыл бұрын
@@3mir420 Wrath of the Nazis cast on Bastogne, facing their forces alone!
@donnysss
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexia how tall is Mt Everest" "A MILE"
@peanutrecord6989
3 жыл бұрын
Man mt everest really went down in size
@kaboomgaming4255
3 жыл бұрын
@@peanutrecord6989 HIGHER
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, how's the War in Ukraine currently going? *Young men are dying,* *They pay the price* *Oh, how they suffer*
@niarbore8144
Жыл бұрын
"How many teaspoons are in a table spoon?" "FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT"
@alfotiosacaramde9631
4 жыл бұрын
-Alexa, what I'm should to do I'm will be captured in getto? -We! We will resist and bite! Resist and do what's right! -Alexa, what about Iran? -Still disregarding demand... -Alexa, what about traffic jam -The road to the sity been blocked -Alexa, what Putin think about himself -And all, who's will stand in his way dye by God and victorious arms -Alexa, what my gf says about next day? -We meet at Midway!
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, remind me to buy some milk *Nobody knows, that you left for good*
@lex-ux2uf
4 жыл бұрын
“Alexa what do you do?” “KILL FIGHT DIE, THAT’S WHAT SOLDIERS SHOULD DO” Omg best part
@doctormelgarejo7258
4 жыл бұрын
Epicardo
@kevinoconnor6577
4 жыл бұрын
that song makes me want to fight people, but also die doing it.
@lex-ux2uf
4 жыл бұрын
Tachanka UwU Our Lord and Savior Tachanka is here! I’m not worthy
@benc.3128
2 жыл бұрын
Top of the game, earning their name, they were the devil dogs!
@RRAAZZAA
Жыл бұрын
That’s what a soldier should do*
@BetterButter0018
4 жыл бұрын
the mother: "alexa, what time is it?" alexa: "time to die" me: *almost split my noodles" 🤣🤣🤣
@mertyuip06
2 жыл бұрын
Alexa was talking about the noodles when you were eating them
@lilaclov6527
4 жыл бұрын
0:47 "Alexa, what time is it?" "TIME TO DIIEEEE" I would legit be crying of laughter if Alexa actually said that-
@Gordziu_
3 жыл бұрын
JUST TAKE MY MONEY!
@benkaes3657
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa tell me a joke" Alexa: "Into the Motherland the German Army marched!" I'm dying
@punbug4721
4 жыл бұрын
So are the Germans.
@germanmemer1434
4 жыл бұрын
@@punbug4721 oof
@jokerarjuna8378
3 жыл бұрын
Cold joke served on a cold plate
@roadkillpotato3468
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@benc.3128
2 жыл бұрын
@@jokerarjuna8378 Germans were pretty cold too ngl
@thebelgianbeast9949
4 жыл бұрын
I did not expect this to be so good, thank you so much for making this!
@forrestcarr9370
3 жыл бұрын
This was actually brilliant and well put together!!
@RyKaB17
4 жыл бұрын
"How tall is Mount Everest?" Imagine putting "To Hell and Back" there
@americansoviet9908
3 жыл бұрын
You’re not wrong, I imagine clinging to the summit would be going to hell
@patimationstudios
2 жыл бұрын
Ah so 12 ft.
@2011SoxMD36
5 жыл бұрын
IT IS A METAL MACHIIIINE
@Martin-vy7mm
4 жыл бұрын
I have never understood why that songs exists. "COME TOUCH MY METAL MACHINE" no that's illegal
@lryiss9407
4 жыл бұрын
IT'S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND HE'S BARKING AT THE MOON
@hendrikkiefer3325
4 жыл бұрын
@@Martin-vy7mm it's just Joakim singing about his balls lol
@Martin-vy7mm
4 жыл бұрын
@@hendrikkiefer3325 yeah but why? Makes me laugh but it's the same guy who sings final solution.
@andrewbryars7579
4 жыл бұрын
@@Martin-vy7mm he's the same guy that sing all of their songs not just final solution
@epistimonkapetanios
4 жыл бұрын
Me: sleeps Alarm clock: WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
Alexa, wake me up after 5 hours Alexa after 5 hours: *Strike at 0-hour!*
@epistimonkapetanios
Жыл бұрын
@@Admiral45-10 Nice one. The song wasn't out yet when I wrote this comment, but it certainly was a good one.
@JJmusic1915
3 жыл бұрын
What time is it? "time to die" Burst out in laughing 😂
@Green_Magolor_Gijinka
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa play my dance mix" *plays to hell and back*
@AlexGNR
4 жыл бұрын
Well that girl has a good taste To hell and back is great to dance on xd
@DartLuke
4 жыл бұрын
intro of "to hell and back" is good dance music
@Admiral45-10
Жыл бұрын
@@AlexGNR I can imagine dance to a song like this - especially from their concert in Atwerpen.
@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
4 жыл бұрын
Missed "prepare for nuclear attack" for the news.
@richardcaywood1865
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me two to be honest
@runtergerutscht4401
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect it but it's perfect and now I'm disappointed because it's not in the video
@peter22111111
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what day is it?" "Morning of October 28th"
@thekemet5919
4 жыл бұрын
"Alexa tell me a joke" Alexa: into the motherland the German army marched I guess Alexa is communist
@PhoenixT70
4 жыл бұрын
It really was a joke. Citadel was doomed to fail because the attacking Germans were outnumbered and the Soviets were aware of the impending attack, down to the minute of the assault. It was basically ramming Army Groups South and Center into a brick wall headfirst.
@itsguzzy
3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixT70 They were unprepared though, sure they prepared fast after that, but a huge portion of the soviet planes were destroyed within minutes
@PhoenixT70
3 жыл бұрын
@@itsguzzy Umm, no. They were very prepared. In fact, the Soviets fired the first shots of the battle, launching a barrage of the German lines at the exact hour the Germans were to step off, delaying the attack by a little over an hour and taking the German momentum before they even started. They also massed hundreds of tanks and thousands of artillery tubes in the months leading up to the battle in preparation, to say nothing of the anti-tank ditches, trench lines, and minefields laid in the same stretch of time. Sure, a bunch of Soviet planes were shot down; so what? German fighters like the FW-190 were superior on a tactical scale to Soviet Yaks and MiGs, but the Soviets were making more of them, and could afford to lose on ratios in excess of 4:1 if they had to, if not more. Besides, the air war has little bearing here, since the Germans lost air superiority over Kursk in about ten minutes. The battle was fought on the ground between men and tanks, where the Germans lacked the numbers advantage from the start. That is what matters here; numbers. Not quality, which is at best debatable; quantity. The Russians had an endless sea of manpower and armor, where the German pool could only dwindle.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@ojetelaser9251
4 жыл бұрын
im worried, this fits perfectly
@Zajebistygracz2137
Жыл бұрын
"Alexa, what do you do?" "Kill fight die" "Awesome!"
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