Hey everybody! Sorry this is getting posted at a weird time. I had an issue with a copyright claim cause I originally included a Celine Dion clip. I’ll probably upload another later today so be on the lookout 😅
@MsMatilda24
Жыл бұрын
In my place, it's the perfect timing 🤣 almost midnight
@amivanzyl8876
Жыл бұрын
I just finished a really tough last week of the year at work and I am so ready to watch both of your videos today
@Whateverforeverr_
Жыл бұрын
2 Zachary Michael videos in a day?! A Christmas gift we all wanted
@marlyd
Жыл бұрын
My day off and during the afternoon, I'm not complaining 💜
@JD-bp7ft
Жыл бұрын
zach is spoiling us
@gobrobin
Жыл бұрын
I love how Zach went from merrily dancing to the intro at the start of vlogmas, to now staring dead eyed into the screen as the song plays lol
@Thefaithfulduouk
Жыл бұрын
Lmao! He is so done! 🤣
@visionsofasia1649
Жыл бұрын
He's over it 🙄
@jourdanwinters7644
Жыл бұрын
I was just coming to write this very comment 😂
@dumdum3301
Жыл бұрын
14:01 the gulping too lol
@rachel_sj
Жыл бұрын
I really miss his dance parody to Ambers Vlogmas intro where she used that quick version of Sleigh Ride. Such a zany, energetic classic!! 😂
@divotslice
Жыл бұрын
The way she talks about her sex life is the EXACT same as the kid in high school that brags about it to the point you’re very certain it’s not happening.
@CB-rv2lj
Жыл бұрын
its absolutely not happening. she gets tired 30 seconds standing up. she can't move her arms much. she can't roll over or stand.
@Spicypoptart1
Жыл бұрын
@@CB-rv2lj listen I dont want to even attempt to imagine the convoluted positions theyd have to try and get into to ”get it in”, but all I can think of is someone poking through the intestines of a gutted beached whale. Oof.
@smoxthybweh
Жыл бұрын
I guess that would explain why I cringe hard-core when ever she talkes about it
@lasskinn474
Жыл бұрын
oral and fingering at the SAME TIME! QUIRKY CONCEPT! /s
@daver00lzd00d
Жыл бұрын
she can barely say anything about it without acting like the adults will hear her talking about the s. e. x. word, and the way she acts about the marks she has wipey suck onto her necks makes me want to strangle those necks
@Pollypocket1
Жыл бұрын
Dang imagine dating someone you have to buy toys for every night and their form of gratitude being “bAbeeeee, baBYyyyy. BABEeeeee, baYbeeeeeee”
@TeethHoarderr
Жыл бұрын
I'd end up on snapped
@amandaheness2158
Жыл бұрын
🤮🤮
@kristinaolson6724
Жыл бұрын
LMAO holy fck that really put it into perspective
@kaotic.kush420
Жыл бұрын
It makes you wonder what those people really have to gain from the scenario
@Kindredcocopuff
Жыл бұрын
@@kaotic.kush420 9
@amywortz
Жыл бұрын
The more vlogmas goes on, the more zach looks dead inside during her vlogmas intro! 😂😂😂😂 I’m right there with you bestie!
@mediocritysquared
Жыл бұрын
Zach describes the ALR and Faline relationship accurately...Performative.
@spongechao587
Жыл бұрын
I have no idea how wifey deals with Amberlynns laziness 😭 leaving clothes all over the couch for days at a time??? I would go insane. It literally drives me crazy when my fiancé leaves his clothes on the floor/bathroom, let alone a COUCH where we live and sit. That uber eats and KZitem money must be real nice to over look that 😭😭😭
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
It is a clue that they don’t have visitors.
@s.stevens4520
Жыл бұрын
Is this Zanab?? 😂
@sweetie9672
Жыл бұрын
@@s.stevens4520 omg 💀
@zeejustin6
Жыл бұрын
Amber has the excuse of you knew what you were getting into before you joined up, and "Sis ain't changin". Amber is too much of a catch to self improve for Wifey, that's for sure.
@gerryattrik4410
Жыл бұрын
“It looks the same as it always DOES” that angry growly “does” killed me 😂 17:41
@robinhood4579
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha a little rage and hatred slipped through. XD
@zeejustin6
Жыл бұрын
It's like if Truman decided to stick with the Truman show and became a paid performer. I've always thought of Amber as the Ed Harris character and the Jim Carey character from the Truman show, all in one.
@Pamelalrene
Жыл бұрын
She made a point to say call shelters before you donate, she mentioned how often she says "so good" and now she's calling viewers besties...she is making it so obvious that she watches you.
@Dandy279
Жыл бұрын
For awhile she was saying “shallawe” I thought wow she’s been listening to Alex is shook.
@danii1341
Жыл бұрын
I'm extremely confused on how her lypodima/lipodima is so bad on her leg/ankle but she doesn't wear compression stockings or wraps?? That's one of the most important treatments you're supposed to do to reduce/prevent swelling. I wear thigh high compression stockings on my leg leg due to a blood clot I got in August. There's no shame in taking care of yourself. The way she disregards every inch of medical treatment and then complains nothing's helping drives me crazy.
@deltasaves
Жыл бұрын
She rather be right than happy (thank you Peter Monn for this phrase).
@PennyLynnBettorf
Жыл бұрын
Most women won't shop for new clothes if they are planning on losing weight unless they just need new clothes for work or an event. That's how I know she's not serious about losing that weight. She looks like she has gained weight. You're right, she is lazy.
@TinaMarieStopka
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes!! I’m on my own weight loss journey. But I’ve already lost 250 pounds from 600. (Not from surgery) I already had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Well, new pants anyway. Lol. I like the baggy shirts still. But I’m definitely not buying mor clothes now cuz I’m gonna lose more weight. (And I know I’ll lose it before summer)
@PennyLynnBettorf
Жыл бұрын
@@TinaMarieStopka Congratulations, that is awesome! I'm so so happy for you!
@Aliayye
Жыл бұрын
@@TinaMarieStopka congratulations!!! You help others believe it’s possible, unlike amberlynn, who makes it seem impossible to get back to being healthy 😕 I don’t even know you and just know I am extremely happy for you and hope you get to the weight that is the healthiest and happiest for you! Hoping nothing but the best for you❤️❤️
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
@@TinaMarieStopka - you are inspirational and aspirational for our gorl. Of course, you actually want to shed the pounds while I don’t think she actually does.
@edvh88
Жыл бұрын
Something my now-husband did for me that no one else ever did: brought me a gift on our first date There, not even sexual!
@FavaBeans_13
Жыл бұрын
A normal person response! 😂
@mahogara
Жыл бұрын
Sex is great and all. And I'm sure Amber is just being juvenile and desperate to prove she is getting it. But I don't think it's right if it's the only thing that makes your partner 'stand out' from all the others.
@hannahxx17
Жыл бұрын
I love that she thinks people search her mukbangs and horrid hauls because they LIKE to see it rather than they're searching it to laugh AT her
@smoxthybweh
Жыл бұрын
That and morbid curiosity
@delicious1096
Жыл бұрын
Also I’m pretty sure a lot of reaction channels are searching those things to put together compilations
@caty0000
Жыл бұрын
@@delicious1096 I was thinking that too 😅
@plumenommershpadoinkle7575
Жыл бұрын
Tbf there are a lot of fetishists
@meisblonde
Жыл бұрын
Torrid was created exclusively for Amber, how dare they sell clothing that she doesnt like! 😂
@maddi.s.kipper
Жыл бұрын
Zach, I lost my sh*t at "you need taste, those corn tacos got you f*cked up." You're hilarious. Thanks so much for the video!
@homegrownvee4740
Жыл бұрын
Wait a dang minute - I thought our girl was ‘afraid’ to touch raw onions and she had to ask her onion carer Wifey to deal with it for her?
@Ellehcareidnam
Жыл бұрын
Her “audience” that is looking up mukbang comps and torrid hauls (for body shots) are fetishizing her and rarely/never leave comments, but she bases all content on them because they are the most consistent income stream.
@smoxthybweh
Жыл бұрын
She also doesn't understand that we all aren't one giant hive mind like the people on her Instagram aren't gonna be the same people on her KZitem for the most part etc which is why she tends to over generalize her audience
@user-uh9lf3hi8u
Жыл бұрын
That or she just wants an excuse to continue to be gluttonous, excessive, and lazy
@smoxthybweh
Жыл бұрын
@@user-uh9lf3hi8u honestly its probably a mix of both
@allieda1019
Жыл бұрын
This was such good company while doing some baking. I hope everyone is staying warm out there!
@Sealife834
Жыл бұрын
You had me laughing throughout the video 😆😆 Thanks Bestie. Merry Christmas to everyone here! We love you Zach
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
that's so sweet. thanks for watching! :)
@GuitarGirlk1
Жыл бұрын
Have a wonderful Christmas yall ❤️ Thank you for all your hard work Zachary! My anxiety has been horrendous the past few days and I appreciate you ❤️
@nadav_
Жыл бұрын
Has anybody noticed that when Amber or Wifey open a gift or taste something, they always say “waaaaaaittttt” and act shocked? I can’t stand it! 😂 it’s so fake. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaittttttttt these chips slappppp” FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP IT 😂
@TheOnlyTexasNinja
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Oprah's fake WHAAAAAT?
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
Jade is just imitating our gorl. She’s basically repeating everything back to Amberlynn now in the videos. Makes our gorl happy, I guess. Gives her the illusion of being soulmates.
@chantel4405
Жыл бұрын
Posted 11 seconds ago?! Happy Holidays to you and your family, Zach!! Thanks for all the TRANSFORMATIVE content this year! You're truly great 😊
@marlyd
Жыл бұрын
I just had my iud replaced and I got so dizzy from the blood pressure drop that I had to lie down on the ground in the rain and a nice lady gave me a ride to my parents' house so I really needed this happy intermezzo 💜
@lillispad6780
Жыл бұрын
Hope you’re doing better
@marlyd
Жыл бұрын
@@lillispad6780 I am, thanks!
@detectivewomanl
Жыл бұрын
what a lovely morning surprise! stay safe if all this terrible midwestern weather is affecting you (from a fellow midwesterner). thanks zach!
@Proppa-Gander
Жыл бұрын
Notice how Becky's ex is now saying "bestie" alot more - wonder what reaction channel she is watching? 😉 xx
@qwerkyqwerty5241
Жыл бұрын
You're not doing anything calling her Beckys ex, it's disrespectful to Becky as she has stated multiple times she doesn't want to be associated with Amber. Stop it.
@Proppa-Gander
Жыл бұрын
@@qwerkyqwerty5241 wipey got her a B necklace for Becky's ex so don't come for me 😘 xx
@dime_with_a_mind
Жыл бұрын
@@Proppa-Gander Amber once said she made up her own name for her hamster, she made it up, you guize, are you ready? Bamantha. She clearly misses Bamantha and Wifey knows that
@Proppa-Gander
Жыл бұрын
@@dime_with_a_mind what a quirky name 🤪 to match our quirky gorl 😂🤣 xx
@dime_with_a_mind
Жыл бұрын
@@Proppa-Gander I guess she did technically make it up, I've never heard the name Bamantha before her video. My kid is getting a hamster for Christmas, imma name him Bonathan
@elysekoncz7853
Жыл бұрын
Zach you're my comfort KZitemr, I just wanted you to know that. Your videos are almost always playing at my hoem. Thanks for being you
@lemonloverfia09
Жыл бұрын
I would pay the big bucks for you to do a review/recap of White Lotus. Glad you and Judy are both feeling better 💛
@Tickles_The_Oaf
Жыл бұрын
Gorls! I’ve just ruhlized what Wipey is giving Amber for Christmas Day! The ultimate Christmas gift! Jade, in all her excellence, those very hands will be performing WLS surgery on our gorl!! She’s getting WLS surgery in the comfort of her own home!!
@lumilad
Жыл бұрын
Remember that Schmoopie episode from Seinfeld? The "babyyyyyy" talk gives me those vibes and I'm at my fucking limit
@Chronicallycoping
Жыл бұрын
Happy holidays Zach! Thanks for all the laughs and good times this year :)
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for the super thanks!
@aleamilr
Жыл бұрын
Regarding the popular amberlynn searches, she is very much underestimating how many people watching her have restrictive eating disorders and use her as negative inspiration. People do not genuinely enjoy watching her eat.
@cinnamorolloroll
Жыл бұрын
This was my first thought because I will 100% admit I used to be one of those people.
@Its_me_Dee_Marie
Жыл бұрын
What I got from Amberlynn is that out of 24 hours a day she needs to squeeze in a 10 minute walk. Merry Christmas Zach Noel Judy Lou and potato
@its_me_mari
Жыл бұрын
Okay but about the orange chicken I remember her and Becky taking that staycation and she ate Panda Express orange chicken like 3 times or something
@Charlotte-sx3bs
Жыл бұрын
YES! Scrolling looking for this comment. I definitely need a life. 😂😂😂
@its_me_mari
Жыл бұрын
@@smoxthybweh that’s the one 😂😂
@thatfuzzypotato1877
Жыл бұрын
And its such a stupid thing to lie about. You aren't a skinny legend health queen cuz you hate [insert junk food here] admit you like it, who cares?? I'm a healthy weight and friggin LOVE chinese takeout. Im stoked for new years just for the excuse to get some lol
@carris2scents57
Жыл бұрын
We DEFINITELY deserve a party 🎉 If she completes Vlogmas 💃
@pabst2002
Жыл бұрын
I'll bring the playdough
@carris2scents57
Жыл бұрын
@@pabst2002 I’ll bring the Crayons 😆
@TheBriar_123
Жыл бұрын
ZACHARY MICHAEL. I just had to figure out how to explain this whole situation to my boomer mother. You have made my day bc she is SO UNCOMFORTABLE and it’s hilarious. Happy holidays!
@smartmark3168
Жыл бұрын
she really did take a L on gifts. if i was wifey id be mad that a $12janga ,$130 van Gogh, $900 titanic..and she gave me the same reaction for each... 😞id go hula hoop and spend an hour setting my modern clock. then pout in my good for 6 washes disposable hoodie. poor wifey
@mahogara
Жыл бұрын
Yeah but no one can give a good gift like Amber. She is a self proclaimed and admitted good gifter (possibly the best); she knows the best gifts to give. Besides, she is still saving money to buy wifey her face (who knows how expensive it can get), just look at how long it's take Amber to get full appendages and body. So wifey should be happy with the cheap gifts.
@smoxthybweh
Жыл бұрын
Honestly as a person who struggles to fully vocalize and physically show their gratitude I don't think it's that big of a deal
@halroxdynasty8683
Жыл бұрын
I'm saying! She keeps getting her bird themed shit! Like she probably half assedly mentioned she likes birds maybe ONE TIME 🤣 is that titanic set really $900 💀 what does Wifey do for work to be blowing that kind of money???
@KindnessWithKathy
Жыл бұрын
When you started screaming "EXPERT LAYGOS" I died 🤣🤣😂😂 also- can we just note how at the beginning of watching Vlogmas, you were dancing to the intro and now you are just so dead pan and you are just like absolutely OVERRRR it lmfao. let's be honest though- we all are 🤣 AL bragging about her sex life with wifey is - 🤮🤮
@jcarter2023
Жыл бұрын
I found your channel recently, I feel like I struck gold. Something about you saying “pissin and shittin and farting” sends me into orbit
@samanthaecotothermia7896
Жыл бұрын
41:07 somebody PLEASE make a compilation of ALR checking herself out in the viewfinder
@tko12C
Жыл бұрын
So I’m sitting here enjoying some lunch and Zach comments on twinkies “gay bdsm harness” and sprite came out my nose 😂😂😂 I was casually thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅
@nickibaby3950
Жыл бұрын
Babies up and fed. Coffee in hand. I am so excited that you popped up this morning.
@girl123interrupted
Жыл бұрын
Omg the thought of wifey hog tying ALR while ordering doordash and eating in front of her 😂😂😂😂😂
@meganed666
Жыл бұрын
Zach brought the goods again! It’s 6.30am Xmas Eve in Australia and I woke up with soooo much dread because I had sooooo much to do today 😨 but I’m glad I can start the day with a new video from you! Happy Christmas Zach and family! 💚🎄🎅🏻
@sinsational220
Жыл бұрын
Your offense to ALR jumping to judge white lotus has guaranteed that I will be starting this show!!! Thanks for all the transformative videos! ❤️❤️
@kristinebrauer2292
Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced they do that constant babyyyyyy because they know it drives us all crazy.
@mamamickey7893
Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Zach! Also, having short arms and a big stomach are 2 different things. (From a heavy person herself)
@sailormars336
Жыл бұрын
I am obsessed with the reaction to her not liking White Lotus 😂 like it was a personal attack lol
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
I'm very serious about my love of this show
@jay_ell_ehm
Жыл бұрын
I inserted my own rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” into that jump cut. Would’ve been better if it was Hot Nancy singing.
@rebella8898
Жыл бұрын
We call the gas station/McDonalds combo the McChevron.
@amberw5912
Жыл бұрын
About the weight loss surgery. I’ve spent two and a half years working towards getting approved for surgery. ALR will not get through the insurance requirements. It’s not as simple as signing up and getting it. And if by chance she doesn’t have to jump through hoops (at her size I doubt it) she won’t be successful in the long run. It’s a tool not a solution.
@pikabox645
Жыл бұрын
100%! My mum got weightloss surgery and I believe she thought it was a magic solution. She didn’t follow through with what she needed to do after the surgery ie avoiding carbonation and she didn’t end up losing weight. I think ALR will most likely be the same unfortunately
@Lobotomyatclaires
Жыл бұрын
Hey, Zach! I get a long weekend and I just finished a hard workout. Time to relax and eat lunch with you! Thanks for your work, it’s much appreciated ❤
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
enjoy the video catherine :)
@reapergrim324
Жыл бұрын
Amber is determined to convince us she has a sex life, but I wouldn't put money in it This made me want to thank Becky. She was belittled and treated poorly on a daily basis, but she gave us 2 of the greatest reveals of all time. 1. Amber couldn't wipe herself 2. They had zero sex life I think Becky's ex is still extremely bitter about both to this day.
@janettespinoza7395
Жыл бұрын
Remember the famous “my jaw hurts” comment she made? Same vibes
@reapergrim324
Жыл бұрын
@@janettespinoza7395 oh yeah! Her jaw probably did hurt but it was likely due to a massive salt water taffy binge! Lots of chewing.
@lillispad6780
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
Her lack of chewing might be part of her mouth issues. Chewing is good for gum health. When I had a broken tooth for a prolonged period, the dentist said my gum pocket depth was excellent everywhere but in that area. He said it was likely because I was avoiding chewing on that side.
@imaginekudryavka9485
Жыл бұрын
Amber always says she has changed (like not ordering take out anymore) when it has only been like a week at most. That’s simply too soon to see if a change in behavior sticks. Seeing it as an accomplishment right from the start will eat away at your motivation. It’s so much easier to fall back on the bad habits when you don’t actually need time and effort to feel proud of yourself, only the initial decision. She gets that boost from every “new start”. No wonder 4 years is “ages ago” to her - she has barely changed but probably sees herself as a completely different person. This is actually a pretty critical problem for her and will cause her to fail time after time if she doesn’t recognize the pattern of behavior. But I guess it’s easier to keep going back and forth with your habits and continuously feeling like you’re doing something, even though you’re just standing still.
@darlahays2471
Жыл бұрын
Is it wrong to want ONE nice present instead of a junk situation type deal? I know my sister is getting me,my favorite niche perfume.💜😘
@oksanuh22
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love that I got a Torrrid ad on this video
@peachymajor
Жыл бұрын
The landfills she could fill with all the junk she continues to buy and NOT USE 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
@ELoouise323
Жыл бұрын
I feel like going to Applebees for your 21st feels like such a specific “college in a small city” experience (as someone who did go to college in a small city)
@taovalentine1655
Жыл бұрын
Wifey is such a bizarre character to me. On one side she’s syrupy over-the-top sweetness that feels artificial, and on the other side she’s speaking up about Mt. Torrid 2 and the damn bookmark on the kitchen floor being annoying. I can’t tell if she’s genuinely happy or actually annoyed. Maybe I could tell better if I could see her face.
@stovetopkaleidoscope1725
Жыл бұрын
Okay, about this whole fountain sodie situation type deal. They live TWO BLOCKS from the McDonalds they're always ordering these sodas from.
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
You would think a motivator for Amberlynn would be to get light enough to be able to walk across the street to McDonald’s to pick up her beloved fountain Diet Coke whenever she wanted one. She could never survive traffic in between at the moment. Being able to take long walks with Twinkie hasn’t motivated her, but maybe fountain Diet Coke could. Gotta work with what you got.
@tashaedwards
Жыл бұрын
She wanted to marry Orange Chicken lol
@edvh88
Жыл бұрын
My question is, Why is this even something for her to make a big deal over? She cares so much what people think that she thinks about orange chicken?!?? FFS!!!
@tashaedwards
Жыл бұрын
@@edvh88 Anything to not have to deal with her real issues.
@cosmicbreath
Жыл бұрын
Theory Time~ I wonder if Amber repeats everything her girlfriend says because adding text on the video would take...editing.
@aarionna359
Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who remembers Amber Lynn saying she and wifey were in a daddy Dom and sub relationship and wifey isn't monogamous.
@hayleythees
Жыл бұрын
She had orange chicken from Panda Express twice when she went on vacation in Lexington with Becky and “literally loved it”
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
Orange chicken was actually invented by Panda Express. In that Lexington trip, Amberlynn claimed it didn’t taste as authentic as the one from The Cheesecake Factory.... She didn’t realize that it wasn’t a traditional Chinese dish, so the Panda one by definition was the authentic version.
@vickiemoore8181
Жыл бұрын
Po is so adorable today!!!🎄 better get stocked up on caffeine this storm rolling across the country has some wicked wind chills🥶🥶🥶.🎄. Have a wonderful holiday weekend!
@DigitalLeonardo
Жыл бұрын
I actually really like that word clock, I went to Amazon to maybe buy it but damn is it over priced… the amount of money they waste on each other is wild.
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
Treat yourself Travis!!!
@DigitalLeonardo
Жыл бұрын
@@ZacharyMichael I would much rather spend that $70 on something that will actually bring value to me 😆
@elissathompson1341
Жыл бұрын
What pisses me off about the presents is that in addition to this, they're also buying more games and toys through the month. Like, why.
@deltasaves
Жыл бұрын
Addicted to spending mpneu and shopping
@carris2scents57
Жыл бұрын
I just had a FLASHBACK!!! I had a dream that she was building herself a house out of Legos.. 🤔 But I think it was a mixture between legos and that cardboard coloring house. Ahhhhh!!!
@mantequilla3435
Жыл бұрын
A legend!! Opened up youtube to find a video to watch while working out, and here comes the Zachary Michael, miracle worker. First comment ever I think, long time watcher. Love you mister, Happy Holidays!!
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
Enjoy your work out and the video!
@troy7070
Жыл бұрын
I love watching Zach while I workout! 🙂❤️
@torakfett3351
Жыл бұрын
Hey Bestie! I wanted to give you a hand understanding lymphedema, without the lies. First, when you swell it hurts a lot sometimes so getting up and moving is hard. But it’s one of the best things to do. Moving your body, walking around, getting the fluid moving is ideal. Having your feet down like ALR does 24/7 is why they don’t get better. That and the sodium in all the take out she’d eating. And the soda she’s drinking. IF she had my dr they’d tell her to put on compression stockings (or wrap her legs early in the am) so her legs couldn’t swell, sleep with her feet above her heart so the fluid can drain, and keep her feet off the floor unless she’s walking. My legs were nowhere near as big and I had ORDERS, and I took them because it is painful to walk if you’re feet are hella swollen. IMO she refuses to keep her feet up because it would make her pee out a ton of fluid and cause her pain for awhile. It’s a bit of effort to get rid of fluid in your legs tbh. And when it’s gone your legs feel a bit rubbery and light. Merry Christmas to you & Judy! 🎉 🌲
@deltasaves
Жыл бұрын
My mother got diagnosed with it earlier this year. Before she got fully set up with therapy, i got her one of those Qubi sitting cycle things (like Amber has) and said it would be good to use. I explained how the lymph system works and she understood. In the few weeks between seeing the first doctor and the specialist, she was using it about 30 min a day and she said even in that time her legs started to feel better. She said her specialist was happy to hear i got her to use it and she was receptive to it as well. My mom just completed her first round of therapy and has so much improved mobility and feels so much better. Amber could take that $3k on Uber eats and see a specialist for compression therapy and OT. She's ridiculous in thinking there's nothing that can be done for her legs. She would rather be completely immobile and be right instead of being happy.
@meoueo
Жыл бұрын
she has lipedema though not lymphedema
@cinnamorolloroll
Жыл бұрын
@@meoueo she has both. In the first video after seeing the specialist she said she found out she had lipedema but she does still have lymphedema in her layg
@lorienleigh
Жыл бұрын
I feel like she mentioned having workout equipment when she was thinking about buying the rose gold weights from Target...and the fact that my brain has retained that kind of makes me sad.
@soozbarthorpe2984
Жыл бұрын
THE best thing about this whole vlogmas is every time I hear the "bay-beeeeee" - I laugh out loud. It's equal parts ridiculous and my new favourite thing!
@tequilaanddonuts
Жыл бұрын
Her latest made me so angry I shouted out a word that would revoke my AARP card
@Corndogsparent
Жыл бұрын
Not Twinkie in the leather harness and ALR&wifey on some ddlg shit. Tis the season’ TREEEEE.
@dime_with_a_mind
Жыл бұрын
How did you know the man worked a grave last night and we need entertainment in the hour before he sleeps? You're the best ZM, thanks for all you do.
@meredithgrimm6635
Жыл бұрын
Sitting at the salon while my color sets. Lucky to have a future SIL who does my hair lol. Perfect time to watch this ✌🏻
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes holiday hair do!!! Enjoy the video Meredith
@Amber-ok6gf
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the great content this year and giving us the blow-by-blow on our favorite gorls. Never fails to bring a smile to my face:) Happy Holidays to you and yours
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
awww thanks so much! happy holidays to you as well :)
@jimmyson7384
Жыл бұрын
As a codependent hyper-narcissist with no boundaries and discipline alongside a feeder-type collecting ALR's bag while mocking ALR obviously planning an out? Mayhaps per each sodiums.
@carteroneal8836
Жыл бұрын
Babes come quick, Zach blessed us with a morning upload ❤
@saltedsnail9396
Жыл бұрын
for ONCE, there's something i don't find annoying about ALR- i think her reactions to wifey's gifts have been totally understandable. i realized that she's probably never had anyone ACTUALLY spend money on her, like, ever. she's used to being the one to spend money, so this is probably a genuinely nice change for her, to have someone be willing to spend beaucoup bucks to get her nice gifts.
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
Well - considering our gorl’s history of chronic lying, I wouldn’t assume that Jade is buying all those gifts with her own money. More likely Amberlynn made up her own list and purchased them directly or gave Jade the money to purchase them. Maybe some less expensive ones were purchased by Jade, but the big items - unlikely. I really don’t think Jade would be so foolish, but she might be willing to go along with the pretense. Just like their alleged passionate sex life, this is all for the show. It actually suggests trouble in Paradise, though. Amberlynn showered gifts on Destiny this way, except she did it in a big pile rather than one by one. Destiny looked a tad befuddled by it. Amberlynn didn’t even wait until Christmas, the deluge was a few weeks before. From the way Destiny had been acting on videos, I think she already had told Amberlynn that she was breaking up with our gorl and that she would just stay until the end of the lease. This is why Destiny quite credibly insisted she had never cheated on Amberlynn. She didn’t start her relationship with Dana until she broke up with Amberlynn, months before Amberlynn admitted it. Becky said that she had tried several times before to break up with Amberlynn, but our gorl kept guilting her back in. Amberlynn insisted on all her previous girlfriends sleeping in the same bed with her after the breakup, I’m sure doing a major guilt trip on them and using her childhood traumas as the reason. Jade seems to be the only one to insist on her own bedroom from the very beginning, so I doubt very much that she would sleep in the same bed once she was planning to leave. She may feel friendly toward Amberlynn, as did her previous girlfriends after breakup, but doubt that the passion is real. It may have always been a sham for the show, who knows. We’ve been this way before with Amberlynn. She lies, exaggerates, and embellishes and doesn’t see anything wrong with that but still pretends to be offended when nobody believes anything she says. Eventually the truth seeps out.
@DM-vz3kk
Жыл бұрын
when she lived with krystle, krystles parents paid for absolutely everything - food, accomodation, clothes etc. when she got with destiny, she didnt have a job for quite some time and let her gf provide for her. thats very long ago though!
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
@@DM-vz3kk - Likewise she mooched off Casey’s mom before that, and before Casey she stayed with her family (aunt and cousins) and never heard a mention of her having a job then. Before that, she was still legally a kid (aged out of foster care at 18) so I wouldn’t call foster care mooching... But her paid work experience is a very short list. She hung around with Destiny enough at the care facility (always going with Destiny to her job,’our gorl hates being alone) that toward the end of that job, they allegedly hired her part-time. Then she followed Destiny into some data entry job for a government contractor (inputting data for veterans). She claims she quit to do KZitem “full time” , but evidence points to her getting fired for being The Employee From Hell. She hid out in the restroom a lot. Employers just love that. She thought she was entitled because she thought she was a fast worker. Don’t think the manager agreed. Also fast doesn’t mean accurate.
@LuLu.Leigh420
Жыл бұрын
I wanna see her play just dance, it's pretty good exercise and there's sit down songs so she can take a lil break but still be movin' a bit. She said she loves dancing so I think it could work out really well for her if she stuck to it.
@LeveldUp11
Жыл бұрын
Zach! Hope you, Noel, Judy, and Po are staying warm!! I'm up her in Wisconsin feeling this storm...have a wonderful holiday season🎄🎄
@TheSpiritRoom23
Жыл бұрын
That outshine popsicle looks like a small popsicle toy in her hand😆😮💨😮💨
@kimberlyhayes6006
Жыл бұрын
“Mmm babay!” The introooooo 😂😂😂
@soupstyle5944
Жыл бұрын
Her eyes when she takes her first bite out of the taco 😅
@keg10609
Жыл бұрын
Omg I love white people taco night, but I also am always down for a real Mexican taco. 😂😂😂
@despitemyself226
Жыл бұрын
Listen I know our gorl loves onion in everything....but I low-key agree with her taco ideas. Corn & raw/cooked onion in tacos is fire. Fine gorl. One point for team Expert Leggo...
@dunkinnatalie
Жыл бұрын
> I'm a chef > Taco seasoneen
@danibanany
Жыл бұрын
17:36 “my hair is such a mess🤪” “it looks the same as it always 👹DOES👹”
@Yanicandraw
Жыл бұрын
Watching this on my break. Impeccable timing ma'am❤️
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
Enjoy your break from work ❤
@Yanicandraw
Жыл бұрын
@@ZacharyMichael thank you!❤️
@Jordyslicenseplate
Жыл бұрын
I get the obsession with Po in the background now. I usually watch these videos on my tiny ass iPhone. I watched the last video on my big screen tv and I couldn’t tell you a single damn thing that happened. I was too focused on Po. 😂❤
@tomdelongjohns
Жыл бұрын
thank god for this upload! stressing out about an emergency vet appointment for my kitty and this is perfect for keeping my mind off of that.
@darlahays2471
Жыл бұрын
Sending healing vibes for your kitty 🐈💜 I have to make an appointment next week, for my elderly kitty next.
@megan-zm4xr
Жыл бұрын
this is the perfect time. i walked outside in the snow/ice and slipped, causing me to really hurt my knee. your videos are my favorite distraction from life❤❤❤
@zeejustin6
Жыл бұрын
That orange chicken from the cheesecake factory does look delicious. If you served me up an entree of that I'm eating it in no time.
@Kagihoshi
Жыл бұрын
All that sass Zach lmaoo man I'm so glad I found this channel
@ssssss.s
Жыл бұрын
ur hair is sooo cute zach!!!
@ZacharyMichael
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@randallsmomma
Жыл бұрын
When you say,"let's fucking goo" I can't help but die with laughter 😂😂
@NeeNee_B.
Жыл бұрын
I feel like we all collectively said "Baybeeee" together at 19:08 😭
@visionsofasia1649
Жыл бұрын
Another damn Lego set... Did she finish the titanic? Smh. They got too much money to blow! Tacos were good until I saw the corn. Why? Just why?
@sarahm9589
Жыл бұрын
Lesbian here, IF wifey is actually able to get down there on hamber like that props to her because I can't imagine it's easy or fun.
@edvh88
Жыл бұрын
For real.
@blessedwithaperfectlife6880
Жыл бұрын
It grosses me out even thinking about it. She's gross and disgusting looking.
@dime_with_a_mind
Жыл бұрын
I think she's only saying it because Becky right after their breakip mentioned she hadn't "eaten the kitty" for the last 4 years. Amber wants to make Becky jealous, but that's just my opinion
@TheOnlyTexasNinja
Жыл бұрын
Amber admits to wearing the clothes she wears all day to bed so we know she doesn't shower before bed. Jade is not going anywhere near that. The stench would knock her out. Plus Amber cannot wipe like an average woman
@awareness2909
Жыл бұрын
@@dime_with_a_mind eating THAT kitty would've been a major L for Becky. She's the lucky one
@pappysheart6710
Жыл бұрын
🎄POP QUIZ #4: In the Burger King mukbang, in which we learned she doesn't "do" raw tomato and has a dietitian, what was the side? A) Tater tots B) Curly fries C) Jalapeño poppers D) Cheesy tots 💎BONUS: Right now, make the same face she did after taking her first bite. Stop looking at your phone and DO IT NOW! 😂
@kianar210
Жыл бұрын
D
@jwoolman5
Жыл бұрын
All four sides maybe?!? I do remember her orgasming over cheesy tots at one point for one takeout meal on camera. Don’t remember the others in particular, but you know how she is about taste tests.
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