LMAO "The test results came back and yes, he's your son" "DRAT!"
@vladyvhv9579
Ай бұрын
Cue Bufford T Justice's lines toward Junior from the Smokey And The Bandit movies.
@kyriss12
21 күн бұрын
Immediately followed up by the emperor threatening his son not to besmirch the honor of his wife
@jeanannd
Ай бұрын
The Prince was never really cute out for government or anything which involved things that effect the lives of millions. BUT he made a good machinery worker.
@JAEUFM
21 күн бұрын
He found his true place in the universe and is content, luckier than 99.99 percent of all the other life forms in existence.
@stevewhitten-p8m
Ай бұрын
Wise enough to know where he belongs. We should all be so fortunate.
@lupaswolfshead9971
Ай бұрын
There have been cases in history where Royals have given up their titles and privileges because they loved their life as a normal person and did not want to give it up . Loved this story from a bugs perspective lol.
@erushi5503
Ай бұрын
Good example(maybe not so) is the Imperial Princess of Japan, she relinquished her seat in the Japanese Imperial Court and her Crown Empress heirship to be with her now Husband who is pretty normal at least for the nobles of Japan, he isnt a noble but he is a succesful lawyer
@lupaswolfshead9971
Ай бұрын
@@erushi5503 Hmm that is a pretty good example.
@Cl0ckcl0ck
Ай бұрын
The Roman emperor who took power fixed the failing state, beat back numerous invasions and then when he was OK with the results went on to be a cabbage farmer.
@jankostrhun8725
14 күн бұрын
@@Cl0ckcl0ck That was Dioclecian, sadly his story but he indeed did just that. There was also a scene when his former tetrach came to his villa and tried to drag him back into politics, replied with "If you could come here and see the splendid cabbages I have grown with my own hands, then you would not ask such a thing of me."
@Fylasfrommabi
Ай бұрын
oh my gawd squirrel SWEARING instead of bleeping himself? thats a first. ohhh pykrete, super cheap and a absurdly great ablative armor against energy damage. XD
@arakheno4051
Ай бұрын
And super easy to repair. ESP in space.
@mfree80286
Ай бұрын
@@arakheno4051 And if it's done right it's a century's worth of emergency rations on a permanently disabled vessel.
@noneofyourbuisness1679
Ай бұрын
The sheer intensity of the “Into which orifice were they inserted” question kills me every time 😂
@TheRealInscrutable
Ай бұрын
A surprisingly good ending for a trapped prince. A great story brought to life by a great narrator!
@markfergerson2145
Ай бұрын
Terrific story and the blues was the perfect accompaniment. Fitting punishment too, doing the same work as the contractors he killed except without the astronomical paychecks. But he did get a real sense of self worth out of it, so there’s that. For the Squerril! For the author! For the Al Gore Rhythm! For the new uniform!
@machstormer
Ай бұрын
"From the humble Battleship class to the mighty Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann class, think Rektum Reckers for all of your FTL Suppository needs"
@Norbrookc
Ай бұрын
I have to admit I laughed about an FTL suppository.
@InternetGravedigger
18 күн бұрын
To be used against mad gods of space no less...
@TheLastRhapsody
Ай бұрын
So I don't need a continuation since this was written as a one shot, but I want more of this universe. Formerly insane gods are medicated via ftl suppositories the size of a battleship. The humans of this verse are on a whole new tier of bullshit.
@Raggmopp-xl7yf
Ай бұрын
That was a great story - My compliments to our Esteemed Orator! I can't even imagine being born into your own Peter Principle. Glad Maj found his niche!
@Shadow.Dragon
Ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! Maj is one lucky alien! He found his true calling without killing a billon sentients! 🙂
@mattbrown5511
Ай бұрын
Many billions. Humans have a certain tendency when it comes to war. Damned hairless, homicidal, space-apes.
@mattbrown5511
Ай бұрын
Each individual has their own idea of freedom. Cle-Van found his. May we all find ours.
@SuperXAsh
Ай бұрын
He got the greatest gift of all, relative comfort and purpose and a job he clearly loves now
@merlinathrawes746
Ай бұрын
Well done. It seems the foolish former prince finally grew up and learned something called responsibility.
@Kualinar
20 күн бұрын
And learned to love it.
@craigshuman5023
Ай бұрын
The stories you choose to tell are always good. The way you tell them elevates them in such a manner that few of the others I listen to approach them in quality. Yet this one is even better than most.
@Terran.Marine.2
Ай бұрын
People build stuff. We even build stuff to build more stuff. Amazing, really.
@jeremilange2533
Ай бұрын
nice storry superb turn around and at the end some light banter and comedy. Love it!
@terrieterblans7027
Ай бұрын
Excellent story Excellent narration
@Mikakarot23
Ай бұрын
FTL suppository. That is a phrase I never could have imagined.
@darwinskeeper421
Ай бұрын
Absolutely lovely.
@techristopher8077
Ай бұрын
Once again a marvelous delivery
@nachtwaya8721
Ай бұрын
Space Bro be like "Naw, Sis, I'm good."
@klasandersson7522
Ай бұрын
Why did I get the voice of Bart Simpson in my head when I read that... 😄
@nachtwaya8721
Ай бұрын
@@klasandersson7522 😂😂😂 I don't know, but it definitely fits!
@Winterborn1970
Ай бұрын
I rarely comment, but this was an excellent, well written storey and of course, fantastically narrated by ASN!
@MidnightSmoke
Ай бұрын
The prince was right, he is free to be himself now. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZitem algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@mackenziedrake
Ай бұрын
Ancestry only means so much. Education only means so much. He was perhaps better off where he was, without more responsibility than he could handle.
@Rekhan4242
Ай бұрын
He saw that he couldn't handle that much power, literally almost got him the death penalty.
@ironwolfF1
Ай бұрын
And expectations he could clearly grasp.
@GenStallion
Ай бұрын
Piecreat. That is something I haven't thought of in a while.
@RealArcalian
Ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Well, as aliens-attack-Humans-and-regret-it stories go, this is a pretty lighthearted one.
@lancer2204
Ай бұрын
That was one fekin good story and a narration to match.
@grogvaughan5649
Ай бұрын
Love that the author used the Will Smith "Keep my wife's name out ya MFn mouth!"
@larrythompson8630
Ай бұрын
This makes sense in many ways
@murphymmc
Ай бұрын
The rare occasion someone(thing) is stupid and knows they are stupid. Stupid people typically don't know they are stupid and quite often believe the opposite. We all have met such individuals on occasion as we are subjected to their hubris, yeah, that comes with stupid as well.
@Terran.Marine.2
Ай бұрын
We even have a name for that.
@stevenharper5055
Ай бұрын
An awesome story!
@ombrepourpre7562
Ай бұрын
I REALLY like this one ❤ Thanks for the discovery, and the alway full of life reading 👍
@vladyvhv9579
Ай бұрын
Gotta love a good redemption arc.
@EricTheKei
Ай бұрын
A good story, told good- er, well!
@ArronRatliff
Ай бұрын
That was great i laughed till my sides hurt. A like and share for Agro with energy and to appease the algorithm.
@מאורקולמן
Ай бұрын
so wholesome, happy ending :)
@Questor-ky2fv
Ай бұрын
Thanks for another entertaining story. I got some chuckles out of it, and I like how Maj found a place where he could fit in and have more freedom than he ever had as the crown prince. Rank comes with obligations and expectations. People who can't fulfill those shouldn't be in such positions. Maj didn't have what it takes to be a leader, but he was smart enough to realize that and fortunate enough to find a better fitting position. Thanks for posting this story!😊
@einyv
Ай бұрын
What a transformation even if it meant waddling through hardship to get there.
@evandawson4862
Ай бұрын
Good story
@9011dave
Ай бұрын
good one
@theshadyprotector8412
Ай бұрын
Everyone right where they should be.
@ianpgmusicfanfictionart
Ай бұрын
This was really neat
@Kirsten2933
Ай бұрын
Like 488 🇨🇦😎👍
@tabithachastain6999
Ай бұрын
A like and comment for the Great Squirrel
@lazrustosadow5880
Ай бұрын
Even in space you need a forklift certification
@Radzas
Ай бұрын
Love your delivery, one of my favorite channels! Just one remark - pretty sure the human flagship is named after Zelensky, the Ukrainian president, not Zelen Sky. :)
@TJCID22
Ай бұрын
"Zelen" means green (masculine noun), so Green Sky doesn't seem that weird for a space vessel.
@Radzas
Ай бұрын
@@TJCID22 sure, you can stretch the meaning any way you like…
@CaptainShield
Ай бұрын
A stint in the military, or in the pen, has a way of maturing a person and setting their priorities into reality.
@robertstoneking7916
Ай бұрын
In this case it shrunk his world down to something he could cope with.
@rupertmiller9690
Ай бұрын
Thanks, 'gro Squirrel. Much appreciated.
@christopherg2347
Ай бұрын
So, sawdust soup ablative armor? Odd choice, but I guess it works?
@davethompson3326
Ай бұрын
He found a role he could really dig
@Terran.Marine.2
Ай бұрын
A FTL suppository 😮. Heck of a deterent, that.
@Alex.H.B.1970something
Ай бұрын
Bravo Sir Encore!
@anathardayaldar
Ай бұрын
I think I can understand. I have imposter sydrome but am smart enough never to admit it to collegues.
@allenmorgan1007
Ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@madi4642
19 күн бұрын
FTL SUPOSITORY, when i Heard that i knew that the others accoplishement where side quest done when bored...
@bf-696
Ай бұрын
Very noice.
@morgankuikka4940
Ай бұрын
Is the ganymede class battleship made of pycrete? Lol, it is suprisingly strong.
@rlbadger1698
Ай бұрын
A silly little story. Well read.
@ericanderson2482
Ай бұрын
New coat? Really rocking the epuletts
@Terran.Marine.2
Ай бұрын
Kinda Spider-Man dressed up for formal dinner.
@waltergolston6187
Ай бұрын
suppositories ouch!
@Jakes3130
Ай бұрын
I saw it many times in the military. People forced by family pressures, or circumstances of life, into jobs or positions that they truly hated and were not suited for. But they found happiness in the army. And many times great success there. Testing in the military said that I qualified for everything including the astronaut program. Because I wear glasses and on colored deficient in Vision I only qualified for 10% of the jobs. I believe it was God's way of letting me be in the Infantry where I was the most happy.
@samanthamonaghan7579
Ай бұрын
This story sounds Zen
@stephiebaldau7593
Ай бұрын
For the algorithm and energy
@Tiewaz
Ай бұрын
🤘👍
@trebormints3739
Ай бұрын
that was a good one
@oldbutnotdead1
Ай бұрын
Algorithm!
@bormos3
Ай бұрын
So humans built the habbakkuk? Lel
@johnnyrotten3175
Ай бұрын
4 D 🐿️ ❗❗ 4 D author ❗ 4 D algorithm
@frankgonzalez3822
22 күн бұрын
LOL, keep my wife's name out of your mouth was hilarious
@timfielder9893
Ай бұрын
Truly "bad-ass" humans rofl
@TheRealInscrutable
Ай бұрын
200K
@samusaron5000
Ай бұрын
Was ... was this just a big post about being forklift certified?
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