A 14 minute video all in service of the "I cast Testicular Torsion" meme. Gods bless these writers. Would that I could be so grossly incandescent with my own stories.
@neuos.t5858
5 ай бұрын
Those sorcerers are all high and mighty until someone casts "MEND BUTT CRACK"
@doctorbright1065
5 ай бұрын
\[T]/ *PRAISE THE SUN!*
@Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5
5 ай бұрын
MEND ANUS CURSE OF NEWTONS CRADLE CURSE OF MANUAL BREATHING SPINE EXPLOSION PROSTATE COSMIC CANCER BIGBANG FLASHLIGHT
@aaronsanborn4291
5 ай бұрын
😂 dude I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard at this story
@NarrationIsKey
5 ай бұрын
Amazing
@zaucethesaucebauce527
5 ай бұрын
Testicular torsion casters are always actin tough, right until a wizard casts "MEND BUTTCRACK"!
@jameschastain1229
5 ай бұрын
Seal pee hole spell is worse
@HunterofWaifus
5 ай бұрын
mend buttcrack does little on its own. but when casted with the diarrhea spell its a quite terrifying combo.
@Raufgar
5 ай бұрын
Mend ButtCrack must always be paired with Explosive Diarrhoea.
@PoisonWolf
5 ай бұрын
@@jameschastain1229 Still not as bad as "Temporal Loop: Phantom Hyena Birth" Which is "fun" for all genders.
@bananabreadguy7960
5 ай бұрын
@@PoisonWolfI don't wanna know from reading it's spell name
@Aminuts2009
5 ай бұрын
I really pissed off a DM one time doing this in a D&D game about 20 or so years ago. "I cast GONAD TORSION!" and the dragon failed his save.
@matask.7507
5 ай бұрын
Imagine if it was the same guy who wrote this…
@azevol216
5 ай бұрын
Bro literally went “power words testicular torsion”
@markfergerson2145
5 ай бұрын
Having experienced that particular malady once I can confirm that it’s almost totally debilitating. Poor dragon.
@loganshaw4527
5 ай бұрын
I do not think the dragon lived long after that.
@thefurryinyourwalls
5 ай бұрын
@@loganshaw4527 But every second he lived was its own unique eternity of agony.
@mattbrown5511
5 ай бұрын
Well, the dragon was making barbeque out of the "heroic party members". Drastic times call for drastic measures.
@pheonixblue01
5 ай бұрын
When my perfect lightning bolt got deflected and killed that poor sheep” I cackled at that one
@davidragan9233
5 ай бұрын
Final sentence: It's true though, at that point your just putting the poor dragon out of his misery.
@stevedixon921
5 ай бұрын
And that children is how he got his nickname all those hundreds of years ago. Here he comes now. Mind your manners if you know what's good for you.
@lumberluc
5 ай бұрын
Ah... Torsion Field. Yeah, some of us know that spell. We use it to get a point across OR end a fight. As for the rest of the horrors we've cooked up... we've made necromancers look like kind folk trying to get their loved ones back. I.E. Blood Boil. Making a target's blood reach a boiling point. Thanks Warhammer
@Darqshadow
5 ай бұрын
Blood boil is such a fun spell in dnd
@mlogan2k2
5 ай бұрын
Heat Metal. A significant part of blood is iron. Fun times ensue.
@lumberluc
5 ай бұрын
@@mlogan2k2 Cook and Book? Yeah, used that tactic WAY too many times.
@ratzelbarreto2070
5 ай бұрын
Wow has death knight spell called blood boil since the class come out in 2010.
@ciberzombiegaming8207
5 ай бұрын
are there shatter object spell? if there are then, if you excuse me for violating several warfare convetions , shatter bones paired with repulsion, turning enemy into frag bomb.
@ekhidna4
5 ай бұрын
There are so many wonderful immoral spells he could use. Truly, casting TESTICULAR TORSION was a mercy. He could've used ONION NINJAS UNLEASHED, STEAL BONES, or MANUAL BREATHING. Worse yet, he could've used the most terrible combo to ever exist. "MEND BUTTCRAK!" or the alternative "ERASE BUTTHOLE!" followed by "INSTANT DIARRHEA!"
@mikemoscato2995
5 ай бұрын
How about a prolapse anus followed by a montazuma,s revenge spell😂
@NXTangl
5 ай бұрын
Or just "instant aneurism."
@mattbrown5511
5 ай бұрын
How about casting "Instant Fecal Vomiting"?
@derekstein6193
5 ай бұрын
How about these spells: Manifest Paralysis Demon The Stub Toe cantrip Spiritual Cheese Grater (Spiritual Weapon variant) Blood to Acid Invert Eyes curse Bestow Cancer Greater Fibromyalgia Sever Nipples
@ekhidna4
5 ай бұрын
@@derekstein6193 Manifest Paralysis Demon, Invert Eyes and Greater Fibromyalgia sound so terrifying. Reminds me of: Invert Organs Remove Common Sense Manifest Unwipped Cheeks The Eternal Splinter curse Forever Itchy Nose Instant Brazilian Wax Provoque Fart Bestow Curse: Allergy to Water Implode Pancreas Power Word: Scrunch And the vilest spell I can imagine: TURN BONES TO LIQUID!
@davidvincent5701
5 ай бұрын
There might be a new quest coming to D&D tables soon. To hunt down Trerick's notes of possible out of the box spells. WotC might have dodged a big one with not allowing Wizards to create or modify spells beyond their current capabilities already.
@christopherg2347
5 ай бұрын
The reason they have such rules, is because otherwise everyone would use such spells!
@loganshaw4527
5 ай бұрын
At least the males can be saved I heard there is a surgery to fix that the females not so lucky that one needs to be put on the forbidden taboo spell list.
@Kevin7557
5 ай бұрын
@loganshaw4527 what magic destroys, magic can restore.
@mattbrown5511
5 ай бұрын
And?
@СергійСавелов
12 күн бұрын
@@Kevin7557 but can it restore sanity?
@snowgoose2921
5 ай бұрын
I laughed way way harder than I should have while listening. A story well told, honored Space Bard. For the algorithm, for the beard!
@deussalt4479
5 ай бұрын
When in doubt, twist 'em about! For the Agro-rythm!
@maelglorious
5 ай бұрын
Can't help but think Trerick could have shown how dumb the charges were by proving he could do the same act without magic by kicking Vesryn in the nuts.
@PoldaranOfDalaran
5 ай бұрын
All hail Torsion Master Supreme!
@weirdredpanda
5 ай бұрын
Don't let him hear you call him that.
@aj_the_infamous1013
5 ай бұрын
He knows mend butt crack and is itching to use it
@barredok
5 ай бұрын
Finally! A scifi story written by a person. Not the horde of copycat AI written rubbish channels that are everywhere on youtube.
@user-vm3os4wl1d
5 ай бұрын
the thumbnail was perfect for this
@tobiasmoller3837
5 ай бұрын
have to remember this for the next D&D seasion
@jeanannd
5 ай бұрын
LOL, I'd say his spell though nasty is nothing compared to some of the spells wizards use. It's only because it's a one on one PERSONAL spell that they wanted to prosecute him and they really should have thought that through. ROFLOL, excellent story!!!!
@ianharrison5758
3 ай бұрын
I will say tho there’s something uniquely disturbing about the fact someone designed an entire spell around twisting the muscles and shit that keep the balls parallel. Feels a hell of a lot more personal than being lit on fire or something that’s obviously just a way to deal DPS
@davidbest3814
5 ай бұрын
As far as unethocal human spells go, Testicular Torsion is old hat by now. If you want the real curses these days, you need to learn Mend Buttcrack, Power Word: Cancel, Bigby's Greater Shoe Pebble, Mass Bestow Kidney Stone, Summon Hole Elemental, and Francophonize
@lumberluc
5 ай бұрын
Some of those are Alter Flesh spells. Need something else that's a war crime. Death Note is on the list. Though, that's not enough to consider it a class 10 threat (10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest)
@doctorbright1065
5 ай бұрын
Power Word: Diarrhea!
@HenshinFanatic
5 ай бұрын
Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion.
@gerostoumoria
5 ай бұрын
Francophonise?!?!?!?😂😂😂😂
@Blutwind
5 ай бұрын
Step one: get Honey badger as an Animal companion Step two: summon it inside your enemy Step three: clean up mess
@InterstellarRoadtripper2689
5 ай бұрын
The narrative is intricately crafted, weaving complex themes with engaging storytelling. It's videos like this that keep me coming back for more. Can't wait to see what you explore next! Keep up the fantastic work!
@Shinobubu
5 ай бұрын
I woke up the neighbors with that one.
@erushi5503
5 ай бұрын
"I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!!!" Its nasty but it works right?
@Kemulnitestryker
5 ай бұрын
In all the years I Fantasy Role Gamed, even I would never have come up with that spell.
@mattbrown5511
5 ай бұрын
You need to work on your imagination then. Sounds like a "you" problem.
@eurasiandynasty9824
5 ай бұрын
I guess someone have read "The strongest system". There was image in my mind of wizzard saying "Monkey steals peaches!!!"
@mariokajin
5 ай бұрын
They could have called him T-Rex. 😂
@weirdredpanda
5 ай бұрын
It took me a second, but that was my first laugh of the day. Bravo, sir!😂
@leonievanheerden7090
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Well done Bard and Squirrel, well done ❣️👽
@Do_You_Like_Beans
5 ай бұрын
it does suck when your ball hates the other one. leaves you as half the man
@Shadow.Dragon
5 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! There are going to be some surprised DMs in the next few D&D sessions! LOL!!!
@loganshaw4527
5 ай бұрын
That poor male main villain.
@СергійСавелов
12 күн бұрын
Just don't forget the golden rule: if players can use it - dm can use it too.
@random483
5 ай бұрын
Well done for keeping a straight face! 😂
@SiegeTF
5 ай бұрын
As one who is proficient with tonfa, I would be honored to be known as 'Torsion Master Supreme'!
@jam258420
4 ай бұрын
We need more adventures with The Wizard Torsion Master Supreme.
@jiidee
5 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw the title I knew what the punchline would be, but it was still entertaining.
@JS-vn1og
5 ай бұрын
Great thumbnail for this narration
@GrigoriZhukov
5 ай бұрын
So glad i hit the can before listening.
@Lucian00311
Ай бұрын
This story was hilarious!
@scp2539
5 ай бұрын
9:25 it was at this moment I guessed he cast testicular torsion
@sevyrsonpc4736
5 ай бұрын
This is great. Love the reference.
@theblackswan2373
5 ай бұрын
Talk about getting your knickers in a twist…..
@RealArcalian
5 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo So that's somehow worse than a lightning bolt or fireball? Feh. That's gratitude for ya.
@jon-paulfilkins7820
5 ай бұрын
Oh my, that has a plot twist... emphasis on twist.
@totherarf
5 ай бұрын
I do like a good Twist in the tail! ;0)
@wildwikedwanderer1208
5 ай бұрын
Yea the tearful dragon thumbnail and this being about magic were already good hints to the horror.
@richardgeorge9569
5 ай бұрын
LOVED IT ❤!
@syncringe1885
5 ай бұрын
I was not expecting someone to write a story based on that meme.... my nuts hurt now
@allenmorgan1007
5 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@lordfrostdraken
5 ай бұрын
Ayy, i was here for this one
@ArtsShadow2
5 ай бұрын
Yep, that's a nasty spell. Aa I recall a magic castration nuke is also an RPG artifact that exists. 😆
@GnarledStaff
5 ай бұрын
Silly but fun enough for a like or two
@kaimeraprime
4 ай бұрын
can't breathe I'm laughing so much haha.
@WingManFang1
5 ай бұрын
This was hilarious 😂
@PlasmaMongoose
5 ай бұрын
If you want a cruel spell: Manual Breathing.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
5 ай бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@aaronsanborn4291
5 ай бұрын
😂 literally in tears laughing
@calebthewells
5 ай бұрын
Listening to an actual person is so much better then those robot channels
@robertstoneking7916
5 ай бұрын
The dragon got throngled.
@MidnightSmoke
5 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the story Torsion Master, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@MarijnvdSterre
5 ай бұрын
Still better as: Mr Twister
@jameswatts5523
5 ай бұрын
A good ole peach plucking. never fails.
@nobodyimportant2470
5 ай бұрын
This spell should never be used in a fair fight. Then again when losing means death it is no time to be fighting fair.
@jakeswink1953
5 ай бұрын
Bro I've said it be4 but I love the little new touch of background music keep up the awesome work
@EricFletcher-ty8bq
5 ай бұрын
Lol yeah heaven forbid once instant brazilian wax is used
@tonyneal910
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 The and the comments both. 😂😂😂👏👏👍🐿
@gareldbott2821
5 ай бұрын
The spell we word would think be so dark
@johnnyrotten3175
5 ай бұрын
4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗
@Jirai_Grepher
5 ай бұрын
As much as I love your story telling. I can’t say I enjoy the background sound effects. But that’s my opinion. I’ll still listen to you anyways lol
@fluttershyisnotadoormat4678
5 ай бұрын
He ballin :3
@alkozath6379
5 ай бұрын
Trerick Ball Twister...
@lrmackmcbride7498
5 ай бұрын
I would suggest against using that second spell. Female dragon with PMS does not sound fun to deal with.
@GR3YD3ATH
5 ай бұрын
lol. d&d done right.
@michaeldurney2589
2 ай бұрын
not going to lie... i thought he cast tungsten balls at first
@SLEPhoto
4 ай бұрын
NEW BAND NAME
@kdmbigpig
5 ай бұрын
I also have suffered this injury, totally debilitating when they start to unwind
@theshadyprotector8412
5 ай бұрын
🤙
@landenschooler6726
5 ай бұрын
This would fit in perfect with the group I gained with in college, for instance a group of armored knights about to attack us..... Power word wretch! Another good one another good one that disrupted attacks was power word orgasm.....😅😅😅😅
@josephholsinger262
5 ай бұрын
Spell against plate wearers: Power Word: Masturbate.
@nathanpatrick2418
5 ай бұрын
POWER WORD: SCRUNKLE
@midgefidget5796
5 ай бұрын
Okay sir, we will call you whatever you want. Far be it from us to tic you off.
@deathbedquestion
5 ай бұрын
Mordenkainens Ball Twister!
@caesar_cider2777
5 ай бұрын
TORSION MASTER SUPREME LMAO
@merlinathrawes746
5 ай бұрын
Hmmm... Last I heard all was fair when fighting for one's life. More that a few fights have been won using a "similar" technique. But given Trerick's power, I wouldn't give him any nicknames that might upset him.
@elfblood84
5 ай бұрын
Oh hell no LMFAO
@niccatipay
2 ай бұрын
These a war crime of a spell that uhh... Makes you feel as if you lived the best life with someone you love. But the wizard then pull you back and cuts the connection to that reality. You knew that you will never ever feel the same. The memories that you so cherrish slowly fading as you try to find, but ultimately fail a way to make that your reality. Basically: Soul projection + SNAP BACK TO REALITY + Sever timeline.
@poesero
5 ай бұрын
me enjoying the narration, suddenly weird noises appear "those damn sound effects again!!" proceeds to shake fist towards the sky with more tiredness than anything else.
@mattbrown5511
5 ай бұрын
I wonder what would have happened if Trerick had cast swap sex incantation on the dragon, or better yet the "judge".
@madeingermany9445
4 ай бұрын
rip that sheep
@jaytonobrien6325
5 ай бұрын
Mass fireball, no mass BCT
@andrewwalli1123
4 ай бұрын
Don’t tell them malcidor the sigulight does that to the emperor regularly
@krm1959
5 ай бұрын
OK, We have hit an all time low ! ...... Ball spells ! lol. Hey, wait...... is this where Dragon Ball Z came from ? lol
@americanpride5540
5 ай бұрын
I did the AI art thumbnail
@mackenziedrake
5 ай бұрын
They act as if he had a version with area of effect. There are far, far worse things one might do.
@clintcarpentier2424
5 ай бұрын
A kick in the nads is a perfectly acceptable form of self defense, especially when a woman does it. But make a spell to do the same? Well, that's obviously just plain evil. Credit to the author for pointing out that magic is... well uh... magic. Yes, you young mage, you are limited only by your imagination... and mana... now eat your wheaties.
@MrGoesBoom
5 ай бұрын
Eh, still not as bad as Evans Spiked Tentacles of Intrusion...still not a good time though.
@doctorbright1065
5 ай бұрын
*TESTICULAR TORSION!!!*
@12334jk
5 ай бұрын
Tales tale of tortion master has a spell that can turn a man into a pickle
@Alex.H.B.1970something
5 ай бұрын
Bravo Sir Encore, but I am not a fan of fantasy yarns.
@charleswidmore5458
5 ай бұрын
Kek!
@Wastelandman7000
5 ай бұрын
LOL I don't see what they were so worked up about. Street fighters use a different technique with similar results all the time. All's fair in love and dragon hunting.
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