Know what would have made it scarier? Imagine the “not a human” picture looking perfectly normal.
@thenonfurry
2 жыл бұрын
oh shi-
@gigaprofisi
2 жыл бұрын
Better yet, the images for "human" and "not a human" are flipped
@julianvents__4759
Жыл бұрын
that’s be terrifying to me, knowing im not human XD
@thenonfurry
Жыл бұрын
@@julianvents__4759 w h a t
@notacat6832
Жыл бұрын
@@thenonfurry idk if you got it but I think he was talking about if the video showed a normal humans as "not a human", then he wouldnt be a human
@sylvike8191
2 жыл бұрын
the human one actually gives me chills even tho its fake 😟
@amaogusm35
2 жыл бұрын
the giant enemy spider
@HUMhumuluslupulus
2 жыл бұрын
It's coming for you =)
@abby_apple4774
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@sylvike8191
2 жыл бұрын
@@amaogusm35 wait i realized i have 156 likes lol
@i_likebirds65432
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@origamigurl3405
2 жыл бұрын
Names for the hybrids: 0:14 Appowl 0:23 sag rabbit 0:32 eye-wingel kitten 0:40 skele-puppy 0:51 citra flesh-tooth fish 0:58 Mangle-human
@realvfl0r
Жыл бұрын
skele-puppy is also king from the owl house
@kurimiko
Жыл бұрын
One appowl a day, keeps the doctor away
@Amakunodadolphin
Жыл бұрын
Apoow lol
@gamingwithangelorequijo7361
Жыл бұрын
These animals from ohio
@gizmo835
Жыл бұрын
Or, you could go the same way the writer of NES Godzilla Creepypasta did, and name them Not-Owl, Not-Rabbit, Not-Goldfish, etc.
@BurntBinangkal
2 жыл бұрын
The human one,even though its edited I can feel the ghosts are touching my shoulder saying "We are reaching your car's extended warranty"
@annoyingtsukasa
2 жыл бұрын
ok
@criminaIdefense
2 жыл бұрын
yea same
@weird_art_kid
2 жыл бұрын
I just ruined 69 likes
@julianvents__4759
Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@marigalante944
2 жыл бұрын
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "The Happiness Children Column is one of my and my child's favourite program. My child...is not that smart for their age, and I tried this program. I recommend it, they now know what is an owl and what is a goldfish. And my child is *happy* more then ever! Even tho they say they have nightmares after every program lesson...I don't understand why...?"
@pap2toes809
2 жыл бұрын
The child: 💀
@danielboyd2588
2 жыл бұрын
☆☆☆☆☆ "My friend told me about the Happiness Childern Column, and it is a overall nice show, but like some other viewers my child is experiencing these strange night t€řrœŕ$. Yet when I watched this program in my youth i never experienced these. However my Happy child is *happier* than ever!
@-Hatsune_Miku-
Жыл бұрын
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Wish i could give it 5 starts but… “ this is a really great show, my kids actually learn and enjoy it It all went really well…well..until they started getting scared, i don’t know why, i see it as a really great learning program for kids, but they don’t have enough episodes And they start going crazy, and..i don’t know why? But anyways they still are happy as ever!
@whyme662
Жыл бұрын
⭐️ ATTENTION: This program has obviously captured their children's minds. Allowing their brain think it's an "ordinary" education. However, we have noticed that the teacher in bottom left corner of the screen has no eyes and no nose, due to it's characteristics, a wide smile is at bottom of her head. The program features like an "ordinary" educational program, and it's not. The first thing shown on the right is an owl, then an bitten apple appears to the head. The text changes from "Owl" to "Not an owl". Scientists say that this show was originally a normal program, then a hijacker corrupted the the show forever. While others say that this is secretly owned by a disturbing company, making an entire fury in the inside. We have no idea who created the show then. If you see this show in your TV, switch into an another program. Thanks. -FBI
@JetasLove192
10 ай бұрын
@@whyme662 Wait really?
@TheRealPhantomStalks
2 жыл бұрын
Things to note: -Not really a note, but that was... strange. -(HEAVY SPECULATION) The woman/teacher's face looks like her upper face area is blurred, but by looking closely you can see her mouth is looks like it was edited on. This could imply that she is an adult version of a happy child. THTS JUST A THEORY THOUGH, A FILM THEO -Again, it has happy in the name! (Happiness knowledge column). Programs are also sometimes created/funded by companies, so maybe the unknown company from the first video has a hand in this? -The scary child thingy at the end looks similar to the Happy children's other form from the first video. I've said this twice and I'll say it again, CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
@winkytoot
2 жыл бұрын
the person with the blurred face, acknowledging the energy biscuit from the most recent video (of my time) causes distorted faces. its possible that the person here ate the energy biscuit, and so do a lot of people. if they didn't their faces would be more clear. just a theory tho
@ijustdraw8108
2 жыл бұрын
It’s just a theory.
@annoyingtsukasa
2 жыл бұрын
film theo💀
@Magigrlguts
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is a happy child was built to teach the other happy childs?
@Maxzes_
2 жыл бұрын
@@winkytoot a film theory
@ShadowNinetales
2 жыл бұрын
Owl + Apple = Owpple. And the "not a puppy" reminds me of King from Owl House lol.
@Onigiri_Cat
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! It,s so similar~
@xxsuperproductionsxx138
2 жыл бұрын
same!
@theoldspirit9280
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but hear me out King is an adorable lil guy (puppy) Something tells me that "not a puppet" isn't a lil guy 🤷♂️
@Some_Doctor
2 жыл бұрын
If that owl replace the apples with crown it actually stolas lol
@SheepDeprived
2 жыл бұрын
KIIINGGG
@SentryTheReal
2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a teacher at a kindergarten leaves autoplay running and this comes on
@Private_jin
2 жыл бұрын
bruh children traumitized for life 💀💀💀
@RexoryByzaboo
2 жыл бұрын
It'd be beneficial.
@SentryTheReal
2 жыл бұрын
@@Private_jin fr fr
@criminaIdefense
2 жыл бұрын
Teacher: “Kids, I gotta use the bathroom. I’ll be right back just keep watching ‘My Little Pony’!” Kids: “oki” *episode ends, autoplay does its thing* “*welcome to the children’s happiness knowledge column, let’s know more about animals today!:)*” Kids: “ooh” *2 minutes later* Teacher: “Kids I’m ba-“ Kids: *traumatized*
@mcloons3891
Жыл бұрын
@@criminaIdefense I mean, the video doesn't really have much in the way of inaccurate information. If the children can't accept that, then I can only imagine Twilight would be very disappointed.
@oscargill423
2 жыл бұрын
"Owl." Me: Noted. "Not an owl." Me: *bursts out laughing*
@agentblock5264
2 жыл бұрын
the fact that the music used was like stage 4 or 5 of eateot increases the analog horrorness of this, i like it
@Onigiri_Cat
2 жыл бұрын
I love this music too! Thank u~
@hamster8706
2 жыл бұрын
H1 - Post Awareness Confusions
@da_kine
2 жыл бұрын
the "not an owl" is so true
@kurlum3wsss
2 жыл бұрын
I want Wendigoon on to review this so hard, omg. THIS NEEDS TO BLOW UP!! I'm getting messed up society where things like the Happy Child stuff are somehow being normal without people noticing, then they are just going to blow up and make a chaos, kinda like when The Smile Tapes fungus went crazy and became a pandemic.
@ichinisanyon2779
2 жыл бұрын
THEORY: Maybe this program was created by an AI to fight against the Happy Child. As an AI it doesn't have much idea of what to show to warn everyone. We see that half of the teacher's face is blurred, or better, lacking facial features, that means the AI doesn't have all the information necessary to replicate a human figure perfectly. It does the same with the animals, using anything it has to have to show what is and what is not that animal. We see that it can perfectly recreate the HC's human-like form and it's (original?) form, meaning it already knows about it. Maybe the AI is from the same ? company that appears in the HC video, but it evolves it's will to save humanity from the HC, that's why it has the HC's files. As it's about to show the HC's forms, the "Be Careful" message appears, as if it should be not accesing that information, so right after that the AI is shut down. Wow this channel made me think this much XD Congrats man, this is top quality lore content!
@oh1029
2 жыл бұрын
Ai?
@l0v380
2 жыл бұрын
@@oh1029 ...kind of a, robot-a smart robot :)...
@oh1029
2 жыл бұрын
@@l0v380 its should bring gun
@l0v380
2 жыл бұрын
@@oh1029 yess
@zarnithaung9901
2 жыл бұрын
@@oh1029 AI - Artificial intelligence
@FireyDeath4
2 жыл бұрын
Weird thing I'm just glad they made some decent tailor-made pants for that creature, props to whoever did that
@LatchinOn
2 жыл бұрын
Shows normal owl "Owl" Shows owl with an apple head *WHEEEZE*
@bythepowerofduskull-FNF
Жыл бұрын
I like how the absolutely buggered up track of H1 fits into this alien experience so bloody much
@SupermemeGuardian12
2 жыл бұрын
Bro imagine a alternate universe where humans are these unholy looking creatures 💀
@cubebutpro298
10 ай бұрын
Thats what the company is aiming for,for some reason
@shelbyharris-jj6ox
10 ай бұрын
Review on video knowledge: “I’m absolutely happy and proud that schools are now enknowledgeing kids about the entities around these parts!! Keep it up!”
@kayjay1521
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit the puppy and cat were cute. I dont mean the "not a kitten" and "not a puppy"
@I-have_phonophobia
8 ай бұрын
The not a puppy gave me ideas YAYYYYYYYYY
@d3c34t
Жыл бұрын
In the analog horror world, it's predicting that the twisted creatures are actually real species found anywhere in the world. Not just the children's program.
@nath_XD
Жыл бұрын
Does any of y'all remember when this was marked for KZitem Kids? Imagine those parents who let their kids watch this 😭😭
@Osaker-pw8nf
3 ай бұрын
That would have been weird
@Cunny_Lord
2 жыл бұрын
Just saying but the Not an owl gave me less chills than the owl
@FrostWafflez
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but the gold fish got me dying of laughter when I saw it had hands
@rutipad69
2 жыл бұрын
this isn't scary this is just hilarious to me 😭😭😭😭
@Onigiri_Cat
2 жыл бұрын
That's fine.
@SckD142
Жыл бұрын
Thats what my sister said to mandela catalouge
@OfficialXinhauu
2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was in another universe for like 2 minutes because I put the video on loop
@RobloxYoutuberGamer905
5 күн бұрын
Simon (OC): now whats with this? William: (OC): RUN!
@aman-sb2fy
2 жыл бұрын
0:14 owl with apple
@aman-sb2fy
Жыл бұрын
yes
@LoveHandle4890
2 жыл бұрын
“Not a kitten.” Um no, it’s still a kitten, just a little special.
@777omen
Жыл бұрын
Remember when this video used to be "made for kids" ?
@Frozoner3pk
2 жыл бұрын
its just so cool to see what kind of alternate concept of every living
@phantomsaysstuff
Жыл бұрын
Bro why did the kitten one actually make me laugh
@kinieto4561
2 жыл бұрын
That's a happy child..
@santipiola2752
Жыл бұрын
This content creator has a good future i think ir he put 100% focus he Will be a very recognise Analog horror youtuber
@Onigiri_Cat
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@elijahdulay4771
Жыл бұрын
Wow this is really educating me on what is and isn't! Thanks for the video, I always have trouble looking at something and realizing it's an eldritch being that has came to destroy all life on earth so this is really helpful.
@BoredLoserAlpha
Жыл бұрын
Damn H1 post awareness confusion Section A is a banger
@ElTololoche420
Жыл бұрын
Same
@choco_banane
22 күн бұрын
Don't you just love watching analog horror vids in the middle of the night alone
@MahmoodNouriyan
5 ай бұрын
I would like to say a big thanks for letting me be in the end of the vid! ;)
@OfficiallyRei
5 ай бұрын
Owl. "Noted." Not an owl. *Bursts out laughing*
@s.wn10
2 жыл бұрын
Not a puppy looks like a boss from dark soul series LOL
@adrianavieira5862
2 жыл бұрын
The BoneDog
@madekillasam1553
Жыл бұрын
0:39 what a nice puppy!
@nozeekah5035
Жыл бұрын
I had a dream similar to this It was columns of episodes like on a Chanel, all alphabetical, nothing truly unusual, but I was terrified about a shark named Charles in the directors cut. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, but I needed to face my fear. So by choice I continued the dream. And as the episode of Charles the shark came on, I was in the tank, drowning slowly. Then woke up, tired for the rest of the day at school.
@samanthakulage4570
Жыл бұрын
Where is her eyes dude now I got the chills
@idolmethgambit
Жыл бұрын
The other ones were kind of scary but this was just funny.
@Offcial_india
Жыл бұрын
Idk why but the not an owl part got me laughing hard
@unocarb
Жыл бұрын
I like the way her voice sounds so uncertain and possibly in excruciating pain
@stevemngify
2 күн бұрын
The rabbit is just so distorted
@Dragons389
Жыл бұрын
0:02 SUNFLOWER
@avaharris7814
Жыл бұрын
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE KITTEN
@TWOFIRSTNAMES.
Жыл бұрын
i am so gonna draw the "not a kitten" one
@literally_zornikal
2 жыл бұрын
Theory: This is linked with the Happy Child. The reason the teacher's face is blurred is because it was a customer who bought the Happy Child named Mrs [REDACTED] (1952-1984). The human one is a much more powerful form of the Happy Child, which killed the teacher.
@tomikoo.c0re
Жыл бұрын
As soon as she said “kitten”…. *I knew where this was going* 😢😢
@timelessman_
Жыл бұрын
I like the fact that they said "let's learn about animals!" and they showed a human at the end
@TomTord_4ever
Жыл бұрын
Ok everything gives me chills but.. THE BARN OWL MADE ME DIE LOL
@Puppet____
2 жыл бұрын
those look like if the alters (idk how they are called) from Mandela Catalogue are no longer immitating only humans
@jasmin7971
2 жыл бұрын
0:55 I think that an robot is trying to warn you because the text is saying”be careful “ that means the hc is spying on you
@LVBrawlStars
2 жыл бұрын
İ wonder why they needed to show a 'not' versions...
@kaisworld6227
4 ай бұрын
the one telling us this is scarier than the other ones
@DashieCoos
2 жыл бұрын
GOSH DARN DUDE I really love this, this, this is content
@theoriginalspikecat
Жыл бұрын
That kitten looks sick af
@HiramButler
5 күн бұрын
from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
@MogulMogul
Жыл бұрын
Bruh the owl just got the face swapped with a cut in half apple
@AxmisTheFrog
Жыл бұрын
The “not an owl” scared me so much i had nightmares 😂
@elmegasus7640
2 жыл бұрын
A child app just popped up at me as a ad lol ☠️
@Ibigoo
2 жыл бұрын
Simple but great.
@cheezyoryozhka
2 жыл бұрын
So I was trying to find a program for my child because the older one was saying that she already knew the answers so I signed her up to make sure she was doing so I had her older sibling help her and then when it said not a rabbit she was getting threatened on a childern program and showed her a rabbit get dismembered as then I contacted the police immediately as soon as I finished watching this video when I found it 1 star for disturbing humor and blackmailing
@Nikkii199045
Жыл бұрын
0:22 rabbit? Eye creater? No. *REYEBIT!*
@DEATH-DE4TH
9 ай бұрын
When i saw the “not a goldfish” i felt blood in my mouth
@Itsjustbeans-n6w
2 жыл бұрын
Fact: when we said owl,owl when we read like aw(awful)
@Natalie_Toshino
10 ай бұрын
The end spooked me real good, but up until that point it was jusy making me giggle.c:
@QQgoose
Жыл бұрын
I freaking like this analog dreamcore horror stuck in my head
@MidnighterOfficial
Жыл бұрын
the puppy really said "💀"
@miguelangelgarcia1916
10 ай бұрын
0:31 This fake cat deserves to be the next Kirby final boss
@southernsnowman7788
Жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, that puppy got huge upgrade and become even more badass
@sriel5799
Жыл бұрын
i love that the cat and dog just becomes disturbing but the goldfish just becomes tomato
@stevejohnbrandareslocsin117
Жыл бұрын
non analog horror watchers be like: is this mandela catalogue
@irispetal
2 жыл бұрын
thank god the kitten one was only an eyeball and wings if it was anything worse i would’ve cried on the spot that would’ve crossed the line
@rip5804
Жыл бұрын
动物园园规系列和这个有点像!so awesome!
@Al3xAckerman
2 жыл бұрын
I will show this to my toddlers when I grow up to teach them
@glowingstarball
Жыл бұрын
Idk if its just me but the not an owl got me on the floor, its so stupidly funny lmao
@JesslynHauw84368
4 ай бұрын
"Owl" Me: :) "Not an owl" Me: **spits out drink then wheeze so hard while rolling out of the bed**
@rayqalrizal3085
4 ай бұрын
Honestly the cat looks cute
@CEOofAn
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that this is a series and it is shown in Sunshine Kindergarten and that they are also the creators of it and obviously, aired.
@GoofyLilRat
Жыл бұрын
My blindass really thought there were no changes made to the owl 💀💀💀
@Somebody_Random527
5 ай бұрын
Bro called us animals in the most scariest way💀💀
@spork_rec_room
2 жыл бұрын
The puppy one made me get goosebumps
@sealeorawr3166
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god i know it’s analog horror but “not an owl” got me so good for some reason i was crying legitimate tears of *laugh*
@kelseywashere10
4 ай бұрын
The eye kitten was actually cute x3
@missninjago2283
2 жыл бұрын
this is like wierd core. i love it.
@misscircleyayy
2 жыл бұрын
animals be like: *wth happened to my head*
@silviaribon3939
7 күн бұрын
The human: Why am I so wei- ☠️ (I don't know xd)
@enzioalvandanurrohman
2 ай бұрын
that thing make me a biggest nightmare.... * "THE FACE" *
@cuberman5948
Жыл бұрын
The fact it uses Post Awareness Confusions II
@bffxsempr333
4 ай бұрын
1:00 bro i thot it was fakeeeeeeee
@Alliyah_Phil
Жыл бұрын
I like how the owl turn into an apple head owl ☠️☠️ I cant-
@horizolar
Жыл бұрын
idk why but not a goldfis?h made me laugh he had a damn tomato as his head lmao
@misty8859
2 жыл бұрын
Ok, so this could be either a facility to learn for HC’s, or the factory teaching newly/HC’s that haven’t been bought yet
@Aly-chanshipsScreechxPeekaboo
7 ай бұрын
Me in this class be like: What kind of learning is this?
@Zombie_Gonzo
7 ай бұрын
Who put EATEOT H1 in my analog horror video?
@YourAvargeUraniumEater
4 ай бұрын
Ok, now I gotta make them as ocs 😂
@wawacat5336
Жыл бұрын
When she said:not a rabbit I was like "Geniusly"
@yasgagas
Жыл бұрын
why do these horror videos only get recommended to me at night 😭
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