They forgot to tell him he owes for the service fees
@dirtyd1373
9 ай бұрын
They will after they overdraw his account, then they will tell him after they take it out of his account and double overdraft charge him and charge him money everyday and theres literally not dck he can do about it.
@NjH1781
9 ай бұрын
and his tax funded bailout bonus for failing.
@dennisnickoloff1723
9 ай бұрын
They were part of the loss which, by the way, 'overdrafted' the account. Loss recovery attempts will incur more fees. Collection agencies get involved. It becomes a legal matter. So the cycle begins...
@Pouncer_Fox
9 ай бұрын
The service fee was required to process your overdraft fee.
@scdrescher1
9 ай бұрын
@@Pouncer_Fox awesome
@JohnGramer06
9 ай бұрын
The transition from "compounding interest" to "It's gone" was painfully smooth
@CaptainObvious0000
9 ай бұрын
also from "next please" to the next victim coming in immediately and getting screwed over the same way.
@thainguyen-zk9tw
9 ай бұрын
As smooth as crypto influencer's "nervous system."
@bestlife0228
9 ай бұрын
It’s gone. it’s all gone. 😂
@martinsmith6049
9 ай бұрын
Realistically smooth. I buy gold. I don't trust those pukes.
@RobwithoneB
9 ай бұрын
Just like real life
@sloanewalker42
Жыл бұрын
This moment/episode has aged like the finest of wine
@MercenaryX21
Жыл бұрын
It's like something that lasted a 1000 years
@Toeso_Loso
Жыл бұрын
Are u serious?
@mikejohnson3338
Жыл бұрын
@@MercenaryX21 point taken, but bundling with toxic assets when you didn't sign up for it hasn't been going on that long. Banks taking risks with your money (without it being in the fine print) is relatively new.
@Bruhface0019
Жыл бұрын
@@Toeso_Loso are u serious right neow bro?
@toddamtmann3528
Жыл бұрын
That's why I don't put money in the bank. It's safer, buried in the woods.
@RobertLeighJames92
Ай бұрын
Best skit in South Park history. And it's gone 😂 gets me every time
@MataNuiXIII
8 ай бұрын
The only villain in South Park that got away with his blatant theft of everyone's money.
@filipwojciechowski26
6 ай бұрын
Forgetting the rubber bracelet merchant
@mrfivegold
5 ай бұрын
@@filipwojciechowski26Jesus killed him.
@duyanhbui5386
4 ай бұрын
@@filipwojciechowski26isnt he got kill by jesus
@nexus6163
3 ай бұрын
what about baby- fart - mageezaks.
@Aloysius10
3 ай бұрын
Well Butters was able to outwit him in Dikinbaus episode.
@JasonZitzmann3
9 ай бұрын
The silence after he says “Annnnnnd it’s gone” is absolutely perfect. Comedic gold 😂
@ExoticExercist
4 ай бұрын
Comedic gold eh, well we can just melt that down sell it ANNNNNND its gone.
@BlacktacPty.Ltd.-mx1wr
11 күн бұрын
No joke 😢
@cap_antiwoke
9 ай бұрын
As my economy professor used to say, it's a crime to rob a bank, but it's even more of a crime to open a bank.
@Ria.ray77257
9 ай бұрын
Why is it a crime to open a bank?
@Brannas86
9 ай бұрын
@Ria.Jay77257 the vid says it all. Banks invest your money and can loose it, at least in the USA
@GeoffBosco
9 ай бұрын
"The priests rule with an iron fist. And worse yet, my people like it that way." ~Jeremiah 5:31
@abeast100
9 ай бұрын
😅🤫😉
@markm4418
9 ай бұрын
Someone used to say it's a crime to steal money, but it's not a crime charging you with a fee.
@MrJdcirbo
7 ай бұрын
This entire episode was a masterpiece.
@BenjaminSteber
6 ай бұрын
It won an Emmy.
@cpob2013
3 ай бұрын
We must consult the chart
@mulambyak4990
Ай бұрын
Name of episode
@nunyabizznez2805
Ай бұрын
@@cpob2013the kazoo solo was the icing on the cake
@spoilerone-latramaelarecen1944
25 күн бұрын
@@mulambyak4990 season 13 episode 3 Margaritaville
@MisatoKatsuragiHD
Жыл бұрын
Silicon Valley Bank be like
@kobra6660
Жыл бұрын
First south park predicted weed being legal and now svb collapsing
@michaelc9128
Жыл бұрын
This was a spoof from FTX collapsing
@Backyardmech1
Жыл бұрын
SVB: “Poof!”
@TXLionHeart
Жыл бұрын
@@kobra6660Now, we just have to wait for KFC to become illegal
@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING
Жыл бұрын
@@TXLionHeart but wasn't that a thing only in Colorado?
@confettiRedPill
9 ай бұрын
South Park fucking nailed this one. It’s crazy how the jokes hits harder the more I understand the world.
@kalnwi2023
9 ай бұрын
Sadly you've peaked on that though .
@Thrifty032781
9 ай бұрын
But the premise is faulty. The deposit is FDIC insured. The bank has to make it available to Stan no matter how reckless they are with it.
@bohemianraptorsy7025
9 ай бұрын
@@Thrifty032781 Investments are not FDIC insured
@blowc1612
9 ай бұрын
It's a joke, it doesn't happen it's not realistic. Banks are federally insured
@philwehrman7911
9 ай бұрын
Everyone talking about FDIC Insurance... He said, "Mutual fund." The money was invested and no longer covered by FDIC. FDIC does not cover lose due to risk.
@teejayaiono7180
9 ай бұрын
“Not anymore you don’t, POOF” 😂😂😂
@Litfilmz
8 ай бұрын
Accurate😂💯
@Picklepeen
8 ай бұрын
We heard it, you don’t need to repeat it
@michaelhenderson6786
8 ай бұрын
@@Picklepeen I’m deaf, so I appreciate the repetition lol
@DatBoiiMink
8 ай бұрын
The poof was personal 😂
@theokman399
8 ай бұрын
@@michaelhenderson6786 i don't think thats how it works😂😂
@marcinvas7965
26 күн бұрын
Best show ever 😂😂😂 I simply LOVE SOUTH PARK !!!
@Dezatron-
Жыл бұрын
It's the blank stare after "and it's gone".
@creativestudio101
Жыл бұрын
A gem!
@Tibrious-ms6mm
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the stare of someone who has lost all capacity for empathizing with their fellow human beings... If they ever had the capacity to empathize to begin with.
@AY-qy4jn
Жыл бұрын
@@Tibrious-ms6mm go watch a drama or something we here to laugh
@hulksmash3429
Жыл бұрын
@@AY-qy4jn It's literally the joke
@ky2226
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jackpotbear4559
Жыл бұрын
This and the space cash episode explain our money system so accurately.
@snakegriffin4928
Жыл бұрын
@@AldousHuxley7 it’s the best
@tylersoto7465
Жыл бұрын
Mexico got caught making water parks and Norway got nuked for trying to tell the truth lol
@youknowwhoyouare2269
Жыл бұрын
elon's rocket was hyped ready for launch 💥And its gone
@shawnbbunbbbybbb3942
Жыл бұрын
I always thought that was hilarious like ok so u got all this space cash how does that make u rich who r u giving it too y r they accepting it who decides what value it has? This is y I never understood bitcoin or any of those crypto currency’s cause it’s not a real thing so how is value determined. Money backed by gold means at any point u should be able to give in your bills and say I want my gold that’s backing this and get an actual physical item but bitcoin is nonexistent so what do u get in exchange for that. Ppl have explained how it makes sense to me countless times and yet the more it’s explained to me the less I understood it and I still haven’t got a legitimate answer as to who sets it’s value and y it’s set that way since it’s not a real thing y can’t I just make a billion bit coins and decrease the value since i don’t have to have anything physical or real to back it. But the thing that bothered me the most about it was the name itself. Cryptozoology means the study of imaginary animals aka fake animals so wouldn’t cryptocurrency be fake currency?
@dbnzt
9 ай бұрын
@shawnbbunbbbybbb3942 all currencies are fake, Stocks are fake. It's the people who put value into it. A ps5 would be worth 0 dollars but supply and demand and its 500. It would crash in price if no 1 wanted it. Understand currency and compare the US Dollar to the Venezuela bolivar(VEF). The Value and trust in VEF was lost and a bank run occurred which cause people to line up endlessly at banks till the ran out of money. The only people that didn't lose their entire savings were people with Assets cars/house/gold or exchanged thier money for USD or Bitcoin. If learning about crypto currencies is hard maybe spend a couple hours a day to learn it and maybe watch some basic vids on how economics work instead of calling it fake and blaming others on your reason you can't understand it.
@Vergil666.
Жыл бұрын
It's a perfect loop. "Next please" then another stan walks up and has the same conversation 😅
@TheConorsmithusa
Жыл бұрын
lol true
@MrSmith-vz1ew
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA....yessss!!!😂😅
@P1AN0L0V3R
Жыл бұрын
I thought i was the only one who saw that😅
@IBeMelissa
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mainman3608
Жыл бұрын
Bro I legit thought in my mind perfect loop and went comments and now here we are
@PR1ME98
4 ай бұрын
The silence makes it so much funnier
@bondalemecovillage6738
Ай бұрын
Dude needs to ask Pesci to have a little talk with the manager
@richardcalf8337
9 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this when it came out. For all these decades my friends and I still use the phrase "aaand it's gone!" today.
@lowellwilliams2850
9 ай бұрын
Cool friends you have there 😂😎
@tophercabba
9 ай бұрын
you mean years not decades lmao
@richardcalf8337
9 ай бұрын
@@tophercabba yea no, probably years.
@Dr.Vincent_D_Gilmer
9 ай бұрын
@@richardcalf8337classic Cunningham's law
@ryansuits8456
9 ай бұрын
AaaaAnd it’s gone is said almost every day by me and my friends
@schattentaenzerin
Жыл бұрын
I still quote this at least once a week. Aaaaaaaand it's gone.
@anne-droid7739
Жыл бұрын
The best part is that you mentally spell it correctly, instead of with a series of "d"s at the end, which makes no sense whatsoever.
@1337ik_
Жыл бұрын
i hate when people do that. like, you don't repeat the "d" sound
@Markmsv
Жыл бұрын
@@anne-droid7739 Finally, After many years, a sane comment about this nonsense. Glad i'm not the only one.
@anne-droid7739
Жыл бұрын
@@Markmsv You are most definitely not the only one! Those who differentiate between vowels and consonants--in other words, most of the world's adult population--find this phenomenon perplexing. Sounding it out shouldn't be that rough.
@doomus_
Жыл бұрын
i thought your name was schlatt and i had a heart attakc
@milkbar1407
Жыл бұрын
"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world"- Someone's grandpa
@CyrusMcWin-bd3sl
9 ай бұрын
Someones grandpa is cooler then you.
@mediaisthevirus
9 ай бұрын
I wonder who owns those banks, oy vey
@GraemeWight-wx3xz
9 ай бұрын
@@CyrusMcWin-bd3sl: ok Anon
@tedmcfly
9 ай бұрын
Law: what am I, chopped liver??
@kevinmiller4371
9 ай бұрын
@@tedmcflyFor certain people, yes that is definitely the case.
@amr8457
15 күн бұрын
The reality this conveys SHOULDN'T escape people! Wake up people!!!!
@Bond-gz6vg
8 күн бұрын
Nah usury is awesome and good
@michaelweston2285
7 күн бұрын
thanks to Biden, my accounts are up 20% in the past year.
@Bond-gz6vg
7 күн бұрын
@@michaelweston2285 lollllll bot, you mean your debt is up 20%?
@michaelweston2285
7 күн бұрын
@@Bond-gz6vg loooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no i think you know i mean the value is up 20%, but you're probably too MAGA brainwashed to recognize this is the norm right now for 401ks and most markets because our economy is actually really good despite extremist right-wing media boldly lying that it's not.
@michaelepica3564
7 күн бұрын
@@Bond-gz6vgyeah nope. That's trump there.
@rer1967
9 ай бұрын
When a cartoon tells more truths than any politician or financial institution!
@OhioBoii330
8 ай бұрын
Right!!! I've learned sooo much from this show!! They make factual statements about everything in a way where people can fully understand. They just break down issues and things going on in the world to the point where it actually makes sense. Like Easter for example! South Park made an episode about Easter and why we associate bunnies and eggs together. It never made sense to me before because rabbits don't lay eggs. But, South Park broke everything down and explained it all in a hilarious fashion that made soo much sense! This show teaches me more than school ever did!!
@iklop1478
8 ай бұрын
Or any news channel for that matter
@jam2365
8 ай бұрын
@OhioBoii330 was that the 'Hare Club for Men' episode?
@OhioBoii330
8 ай бұрын
@@jam2365 Yess!! It was!! It explains the relation between rabbits and eggs. I was ALWAYS confused by that because rabbits don't lay eggs but I never could understand what the Internet was telling me. South Park dumbed it down in such a brilliant way that I was fully able to understand it, lmao.
@Mountainlion118
8 ай бұрын
@@OhioBoii330 It's not that deep bro. They're just making very basic satire around popular politics and social issues of the time. You shouldn't be basing your worldview on it that's very silly.
@Antnj81
9 ай бұрын
Since this is on a loop, when he says "Next please!"and Stan sits down again, I like to envision that there's just an entire line of Stan Marshes all looking to deposit checks their grandma gave them
@old72mac
8 ай бұрын
Another realistic possibility. 😂😂😂
@tommybrown9534
8 ай бұрын
Lol I noticed the loop too. It seems like a groundhog day version of Stan just repeatedly making the same horrible mistake over n over 😄😄😄
@rd0676
8 ай бұрын
Ok welp… guess this is now my personal head canon now too
@mkultraviolenc3
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@elchicogore9517
7 ай бұрын
And in a point he loses all of the US's money
@celtekrider2
9 ай бұрын
This was South Park predicting FTX 😆
@dragons_red
9 ай бұрын
FTX is not even close to this, try the housing market crash
@pooksta1090
9 ай бұрын
You're both wrong, he was referring to FOREX trading, which at one point you could have made millions, but now its essentially the worst type of trading you can do.
@Purpl3IHaz3
9 ай бұрын
@@pooksta1090definitely isn’t the worst but I respect your opinion
@covahredro8370
9 ай бұрын
FTX was just money laundering scam for political donations to dems and rinos
@crowd175
9 ай бұрын
Also silicium bank etc.
@durbs08
2 ай бұрын
I love when he calls his dad over and he takes all Randy's money as well shit has me dying
@cameronlawson6848
8 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: In the Stick of Truth, you can ask this guy for you to invest in your money and, sure enough, he'll say it's gone. But there is an hole in the wall where you can use the gnome dust and fight him. Not only is the fight really easy, but you also get more money than you came in with.
@kevinmayes4934
6 ай бұрын
There's also a stock market minigame in the fractured but whole
@hehehe6959
5 ай бұрын
🤓👆
@Dani-fr9tq
4 ай бұрын
I remembered this guy so I didn't invest my money in, that's good to hear lol
@redlantern6669
4 ай бұрын
So he's guilty of embezzlement
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
4 ай бұрын
@@hehehe6959 isnt that used for unnecessary inputs? Seems like the guy is sharing extras
@thatchedstudios4768
9 ай бұрын
I like how one of the bankers first lines is “a really smart decision”… funniest line in the whole clip 😂😂
@heysiri3327
8 ай бұрын
Not a hundred percent on this, but I think that's a reference to Mary Poppins
@Caspanova
8 ай бұрын
Money Market Mutual Fund
@mcdrippyyt562
7 ай бұрын
“Not anymore ya don’t :} “ cracked me up 😂😂
@Dubsack
6 ай бұрын
"Poof :}"
@joshtt3240
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@bluekirbo6463
Ай бұрын
it’s gone :}
@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191
6 ай бұрын
Omg😂😂😂 this is exactly what happened to me during covid I lost $10,000 with Chase and they still charge me overdraft fees 😅😅
@zackk8056
5 күн бұрын
They can take our money, but they can't take our freedom to laugh!
@JackValeroMusic
Жыл бұрын
South Park's ability to explain how the world works is always so on point
@StateGenesys
9 ай бұрын
You call this “on point”? 🤦🏻
@brandonarcher392
9 ай бұрын
@@StateGenesysyou obviously dont underatand how bad the banks are. Its okay though, not everyone can educate themselves to have knowledge
@StateGenesys
9 ай бұрын
@@brandonarcher392 no, you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. I got a masters in business. I’m not arguing with some dumb kid on the internet that think they know everything 🤡
@BatkoBrat
9 ай бұрын
@@brandonarcher392 Quite opposite, anyone CAN educate themselves.
@chrisisaacs601
9 ай бұрын
@@StateGenesysyes banks steal our money 😢
@CazCraven
9 ай бұрын
I play Blackjack with friends often and I reference this all the time. “Aaaand. It’s gone!”
@insanityfairy9198
9 ай бұрын
The House always wins
@Caspanova
8 ай бұрын
Legend! You are.
@beyondwetmaster2168
8 ай бұрын
not anymore you dont, poof!
@willo6651
8 ай бұрын
You say that every time you win? Your friends must love you.
@sparkynate91
Жыл бұрын
South Park always rips on people and institutions but they do it with the cold hard truth. And they predict the future so much
@korbentherhino
Жыл бұрын
Oh thats sadly because its very predictable. majority will do the wrong thing, and make the minority doing the right thing suffer.
@Uooooooooooooh
Жыл бұрын
the future? this shit has been happening for decades lol.
@j-money1354
Жыл бұрын
@@Uooooooooooooh Right lmfao,
@Maidaseu
Жыл бұрын
I'm going to predict the future right now. "there will be a new war somewhere in the world in the next 20 years" Let's see if my psychic powers work...
@kingkong-mp5jp
Жыл бұрын
Project the future*
@sunshizzleyou
5 ай бұрын
This kids is a Masterclass in comedic timing and pauses
@usmaanilyas8639
Жыл бұрын
I remember using this scene for a High School assignment where I needed to talk about satire in media. Easiest 100 in my life
@David_Miller1
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@standardofexcellence
Жыл бұрын
Perfect ingenuity
@budsodastories
Жыл бұрын
Your teacher probably enjoyed south park lol
@armandotorres8962
Жыл бұрын
I need to see this assignment now!
@johnrockyryan
11 ай бұрын
Nothing beats South Park when it comes to Satire NOTHING
@LordEyepatch
Жыл бұрын
Bernard Madoff: *And it’s GOOOOONE!*
@Percussion-clips
Жыл бұрын
What’s gone
@codyandrews8858
Жыл бұрын
@@Percussion-clips the money, it's all gone
@h.rtheater8321
Жыл бұрын
Bernard Madoff......was the name not a clue....did they need to get in touch with his company "Dowefuckyouandhow." ( Originally said by Robin Williams
@btkaylo
Жыл бұрын
And Bankman Fried, Aaaaaand it’s goooone
@Percussion-clips
Жыл бұрын
@@codyandrews8858what do you mean I have a 100 dollars
@creativezay-tv9ys
11 ай бұрын
When banks say your money is gone but they really kept it
@broodypie2216
9 ай бұрын
Right, they didn't do well enough with your money to pay YOU back. Its almost like you're just giving the bank a loan they have next to no obligation to pay back, if they even give you 1% of what they actually make with it, then when you ask them for a loan they try to hit you with 9% interest.
@CoryPchajek
9 ай бұрын
@@broodypie2216 no they really don't HAVE much cash in banks. It's mostly ethereal.
@anonymoususer19
9 ай бұрын
You don’t invest in a bank, they will steal everything from you to make a profit
@ryanbolton1044
9 ай бұрын
It’s worse when you actually know what they are talking about like a money market mutual fund that for 1. Tries to stay as close to $1 a share as possible (literally one of the most liquid funds available), 2. Is government backed up to an amount over $100, and lastly 3. The interest would be sooo low like pennies on the dollar being invested into anything might go belly up for that dinky investment but the mm mutual fund would be fine. Was a broker at one point, anyways yeah if I ever heard this crap from a banker I’d just say please get me your manager before I decide to sue you 😂
@ynrfp0is0n76
9 ай бұрын
@@broodypie2216that’s why you gotta invest the money yourself. The bank is not the place to go. Can do risky investments or can do very safe ones
@DudemeisterNL
5 ай бұрын
'The money in your account , it did'nt do too well' will always make me laugh haha. Like the money did'nt train or studied hard enough for it to make it or something haha. It's not the system that failed no no it was your money! Such clever writing.
@RenegadeVash
9 ай бұрын
Literally the exact same thing happened to me as a kid. Bank of America said I wasn't active with account so they deducted money from it and by next year it was all gone and those scammers even tried to fine me AS A KID.
@user-jz9nn4kx1k
9 ай бұрын
Me too !
@mowgli2071
9 ай бұрын
They got rid of the bank of America branch in my town. I had something similar happen. I have a feeling a lot of other people did too. And that's why you can't find a bank of America branch anywhere in my area
@zachdemand4508
9 ай бұрын
I opened a checking account with a local bank. I asked them if there were any fees for inactive accounts because I planned on using this account to deposit my crypto when the time came. They told me no twice.18 months later I got a phone call saying that there was a negative balance on my account and they wanted to know if I wanted to keep the account open. As far as I'm concerned they stole all the money in that account. I won't go to that bank for anything now.
@bruceperkins2921
9 ай бұрын
i hate banks. especially banknof america. dont know how they stay in business
@alexrojas7244
9 ай бұрын
I got a washington mutual account from a school project thing where kids would put some money in an account every week so we could save money for later in life... only to ask my mom about it 10 years later when i needed the money, and she said the bank doesnt even exist anymore... because they fell off... nd even if it did exist... i couldnt get money OUT of the account because i was an illegal immigrant... so theyll take my money even though i was an illegal immigrant... but they wouldn't let me take any out... WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?
@realmechanicalstorm
Жыл бұрын
This gets more and more accurate every year
@Zambolotable
9 ай бұрын
Came out during the 2008 financial crisis. It was literally happening then
@davidkramer333
9 ай бұрын
It is still happening....hence the comment
@longhunter1975
9 ай бұрын
Yes
@johncane4507
9 ай бұрын
Accurate 🤦♂️
@davidgray8089
9 ай бұрын
@@davidkramer333 People cheered when regulations got removed even after they were warned about the possible consequences... we make our own fate, son.
@loanokaharbor8303
9 ай бұрын
Banks are in business to make THEM money NOT YOU.
@3nigma.3nc
9 ай бұрын
Hence the credit card.
@FBi_.
9 ай бұрын
He would have been better off putting it in an index fund or cd
@loanokaharbor8303
9 ай бұрын
@@FBi_.Maybe so, but you need to know the rules to play the game. Many people who know the rules in many professions refuse to share the rules, because THEY don't want to play-nice, they want to have the winning hand and if YOU lose, too bad, those were the rules; your loss is THEIR gain.. That's the point of this video episode scene, a kid, who didnt even know what to ask, was taken advantage of, his money was taken by an adult who acted unethically.👍
@nickshane5985
9 ай бұрын
Thats why I went with a credit union. Similar concept, but none profit.
@FloopidyMcDoopidy
9 ай бұрын
I realized this when I was about 20
@Treking
25 күн бұрын
It is uncanny how many times South Park has so accurately predicted future events.
@Martin_Daniel
7 күн бұрын
Zero times. Every episode is based on actual or past events. It's history that repeats itself.
@user-rw7rf1ny8q
9 ай бұрын
The bankers blank silent stare after saying and it's gone was perfect😂❤
@martinsmith6049
9 ай бұрын
I think gold is the only option. You can bury it.
@ct_devoid
8 ай бұрын
He didnt even take his hands from the keyboard during the stare either.😂
@RobGradyVO
Жыл бұрын
Me and my mom quote this all the time lmfao. Its still so relevant
@joshlewis575
Жыл бұрын
Poof
@MOJOE85
Жыл бұрын
Just the "and its gone" part right
@RobGradyVO
Жыл бұрын
@@MOJOE85 yeah lol
@GIBBO4182
Жыл бұрын
@@RobGradyVO me too!! 😂
@filthINC
Жыл бұрын
This is me talking to my paycheck every month!
@user-pg7rn6vb2y
Жыл бұрын
Monthly pay.. oooof
@diamondcreepah3210
Жыл бұрын
"I can invest this into aaaand it's gone" I feel you man
@52flyingbicycles
11 ай бұрын
Finally, I got my paycheck! Landlord: *our* paycheck
@nicefein
10 ай бұрын
@@user-pg7rn6vb2y What's wrong about that?
@SSJ3Vegito
10 ай бұрын
@@52flyingbicyclesPretty much.
@cagedstowgee4991
6 ай бұрын
Facts, the bank screws up and loses your money (or pretends to lose it), and they face no repercussions.
@robblequoffle8456
4 ай бұрын
So... they're not charged for fraud?
@Steven-sy6nu
15 күн бұрын
Nope
@mdforlife
Жыл бұрын
Greatest legalized theft system on the planet.
@SirMuffin1
9 ай бұрын
That would be taxes...
@pedrocarvalhodarocha6947
9 ай бұрын
It’s not theft if you’re agreeing to it. Also this straight up can’t happen in most countries since the governments cover deposits below a certain amount, in the IS it’s below 250k.
@DaxianPreston
9 ай бұрын
@@pedrocarvalhodarocha6947yep FDIC insured.
@DaxianPreston
9 ай бұрын
@@SirMuffin1taxes aren’t theft. They pay for roads, schools, police, fire departments, military etc.
@angrypastabrewing
9 ай бұрын
@@SirMuffin1it’s taxation without representation. But taxes for infrastructure is what everyone wants
@randyvalgardson774
9 ай бұрын
Best summary of the banking system.
@samkinison2375
8 ай бұрын
AKA: best summary of Judaism
@samkinison2375
8 ай бұрын
AKA: best summary of Marxism
@samkinison2375
8 ай бұрын
"Some call it Marxism I call it Judaism" - Rabbi Stephen Wise
@roryadie9158
8 ай бұрын
@@samkinison2375you need mental health help
@Florian-rn4lw
8 ай бұрын
@@samkinison2375You are a walking laughingstock. Pathetic
@ComptonsMostWanted
9 ай бұрын
The blank look the banker gives him after he loses it all is killing me
@tonybuckley6413
8 ай бұрын
yea , like that’s the way the cookie crumbles look 😂
@furanduron4926
8 ай бұрын
Very "Tonnin seteli" behaviour.
@Bonbonbon739
6 ай бұрын
This whole scene is the best. The blank stares and the “poof”!
@elmostong1865
9 ай бұрын
The Bankers face😂😂 I can't stop laughing😂😂
@Jumperman12mac
9 ай бұрын
The double chin lol
@elmostong1865
9 ай бұрын
@@Jumperman12macyesss😂😂
@jeffcaffrey70
8 ай бұрын
Dude, seriously, so true! Then, if you argue, they then say, "Their system just won't allow them to do that". They designed the system to not allow them to be helpful or honest! But then they literally somehow make you feel like you're the asshole! They will just keep saying "no I totally get it, and I wish I could help...... but the system just won't let me! " Literally best excuse given by every bank and corporation! They just repeat it until you give in and give up! It's like their way of saying "you're fucked, now please go fuck yourself somewhere else"! What's sad is I've worked for companies where I've said this and it's true. The system literally won't allow us to do anything! But the company designed the system to f their customers out of money! They are theives. Then, they create laws to ensure they don't get in trouble when they steal your money! They also act like your money is their money!
@Alexquints
7 ай бұрын
Damn right an most of the time the one your getting mad at has no say and probably would love to actually help but now we just get yelled at
@phitsf5475
7 ай бұрын
Note how banks are closing as many real life banks as possible, making it difficult to get cash and forcing people to use phone and online services. Even in real life they use the excuse, "system says no, can't do anything", but there's something wholesome about being rejected and frustrated face to face with a real person.
@Crazyboutpeace
5 ай бұрын
As a tech support person, the systems are a bitch. Seriously, they limit you so much on what you can do, and I'm sure banks are the same. Plus they cap how often we can do any sort of exceptions, so if you do too many to make things right you get fucked. The other side is just as bad for front line workers. Get mad at the ceos and shareholders
@berlyngrey9242
5 ай бұрын
Yes I worked in a demanding hospitality job and many times my system wouldn't allow me to correct problems that would have been useful. I either didn't have the "qualifications " which just consists of a password, or the system just wasn't able to perform that function. It's not just irritating to clients, we genuinely do understand
@MalikaVon
3 ай бұрын
This is the work of the jews
@embeDes
9 ай бұрын
I can relate to this 😂 It remembers me of my first investment in stock market when I have turned 27. First click on the 'buy stock' button, the page refreshes and the value went down by 10 percent 😂
@chickenbonelives
9 ай бұрын
it's basically a guarantee that this'll happen. You just accept that you don't have control and wait until you make money or need to capture a loss for tax purposes.
@TheyCallMeTheTruth
8 ай бұрын
I had a freind who invested in something minor I forget what it was but his stocks went down and I told him "keep the money in and the stocks will eventually rise back up" he didn't listen to me and pulled his money out a few weeks later the stocks has a major rise in the one he invested and he lost our on thousands of dollars worth of profit.
@brodiddy877
7 ай бұрын
You should read up on warren buffet
@SaintzAirsoft
6 ай бұрын
I started doing this when I had a paper route when I was like 12 years old. I'm 31 now with two cars and a house. I wasn't the smartest kid, but putting your money in a mutual fund isn't stupid at all. I have alot of things that people now days say they have no hope of getting because they said doing this was stupid...well who's the stupid person now, right?
@christinestrachan4025
5 күн бұрын
The smoothest transition from “compounding interest” to “and it’s gone”..how realistic. lol one of the top 10 classics right here…AND ITS GONE! 😂 Kyle learns about the banking system in 5 seconds lol
@robertr9188
3 күн бұрын
This episode focuses on Stan
@shizdakid
8 ай бұрын
The irony of the; “how can I help you, young man?”💀
@kurtistjones6337
9 ай бұрын
Should be a wells Fargo commercial
@Kytes93
Жыл бұрын
i mean, how many times south park needs to do this satire for you people to understand that bank investments are a total scam 😂
@jC-kc4si
9 ай бұрын
That's what happens with low interest rates, you savings don't grow and things like houses get inflated prices.
@schchris1
5 ай бұрын
This is Blackrock with everyone's pension, as they are WEF aligned.
@mr.sir.
4 ай бұрын
Klaus Schwab: _evil German laugh_
@TheMouseAvenger
3 ай бұрын
As in the World Economic Forum? XD Dude(tte), don't be so anti-globalist. 🙄
@keystrix3704
Жыл бұрын
"Aaand it's gone" has lived in my head rent-free since this fart aired. **Edit for spelling
@DeliMeatTree
9 ай бұрын
Same as "see ya" when he lost his car and his house...
@tomislav5689
9 ай бұрын
And "Yeah, no. Yeah"
@joekochinski5591
9 ай бұрын
Me too!!!
@BoredOver30
9 ай бұрын
You misspelled fart
@keystrix3704
9 ай бұрын
@@BoredOver30 Ah, thanks, bro! Fixed it~
@rhouser1280
Жыл бұрын
I say this at the grocery store all the time now “Annnd it’s gone”
@kevinlopez1678
9 ай бұрын
With eating food or with pay for food, cause it’s both for me 😂😂
@jack-mb4mw
9 ай бұрын
😂😂 omg 20 buck don't get u shit at this point we are better off going to dollar tree or dollar general like fuck
@brians933
9 ай бұрын
Maybe we should buy dog bones for ourselves so our purchase will at least last many years. **shrugs** 🎉
@diyscience3188
9 ай бұрын
He literally explained the complete money market workings within a 20 second. It took me whole semester of my MBA to get this knowledge.😅
@cjg8763
4 күн бұрын
Not only is this scene hilarious, it loops pretty well. Stan is always "next" hahaha.
@MatthewSmith-to1hz
Жыл бұрын
The awkward silence really sells this scene.
@tmwk__
Жыл бұрын
Episodes like this teach you how to become an adult.
@cadennorris960
9 ай бұрын
No they don’t, this cannot happen in real life. Your money is insured by the government and yes banks do invest your money however you can’t just lose that money, it could only happen if the bank simply cannot pay you back which means there is likely a run on the bank. If that happens then like I said your money is insured by the government up to like $250k or something like that. If this could happen irl no one would use banks.
@Redtecho
9 ай бұрын
@cadennorris960 the only thing that's incorrect is that the bank is doing this, but not the politicians.
@davidkramer333
9 ай бұрын
@@cadennorris960I think it is the spirit of what they're talking about not necessarily the accuracy. The show has definitely helped my bullsh*t detector!!!
@pedrocarvalhodarocha6947
9 ай бұрын
@@cadennorris960250 mil is right, and in the case of single bank collapses it’s generally recommended for the govt to bail out all deposits, since this increases creditor confidence and makes successive runs in other banks less likely.
@angrypastabrewing
9 ай бұрын
Yeah. Don’t trust this guy with your money
@DaffyToons
Жыл бұрын
I wanted him to say that in the Dikinbaus episode just like how Darryl did with his iconic "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS"
@ThisGuyRides
Жыл бұрын
*jerbs
@marcofanik7074
Жыл бұрын
yeah butters coulda went to him to check his account so he can hit em with the "aaand it's gone"
@margarethmichelina5146
Жыл бұрын
Technically he owned Butters in Fractured But Whole game. In the game Butters as Professor Chaos asked for a loan to have more minions but this guy makes The New Kid's house gone and The New Kid needs to play a game to get his house back.
@d3oth3tris48
Жыл бұрын
"They dook er derb!!"
@FoxUnitNell
Жыл бұрын
@@margarethmichelina5146i loved the game especially all the professor chaos stuff but I got demoralized with the Cartman fight when I was taunting him so I thought I'd come out well.
@kyleking284
Ай бұрын
When he said "It's gone!" Ouch!!😵😢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ix69yn
8 ай бұрын
I’ve never really watched South Park but every single joke is straight bangers 😂
@soxnotsocks
9 ай бұрын
It's crazy the bank could process a check that quickly
@tommyofthehillpeople
9 ай бұрын
Its a cartoon bank.
@XtreeM_FaiL
9 ай бұрын
Especially when the check was still on the desk untouched.
@SuperUAP
9 ай бұрын
Trust me it's electronic it happens pretty quick
@rockysquirrel4776
9 ай бұрын
When they're stealing your money, they can bend space and time.
@GlidingBoulder
9 ай бұрын
But it takes them 4 weeks to give you a refund, lol
@samuelcentamore1033
9 ай бұрын
My first bank account was at a bank who's manager and a couple of the tellers were eventually arrested and charged for stealing money out of a lot of our accounts. Unfortunately, most of us never got our money back.
@thehomiepatchez
9 ай бұрын
Should file a class action lawsuit
@kcatsb6283
9 ай бұрын
What about the FDIC insurance?
@evanjuleen
9 ай бұрын
please check your states unclaimed properties website. banks are required to send money their when they can't find you.
@vinylmodsmanitoba
9 ай бұрын
Yeah they only got arrested becausw they stole from the BANKS profits, not you. THATS why you got nothing back. Companies are NOT your friend!
@ChatGPT1111
9 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, you work on average of 3-4 months each year just to pay your annual taxes. And it's gone.....to Ukraine 😂😂😂
@Derek_T
3 ай бұрын
The “poof” gets me every time 😂
@bobsmoot8454
Жыл бұрын
A true South Park classic episode
@SirSoppyBalls
Жыл бұрын
the cheque was cashed instantly.. and gone within seconds rofl
@btkaylo
Жыл бұрын
Ooof
@MistahhMingus
Жыл бұрын
Wait, I do not understand the message of your comment. Please, elaborate?
@andrewomahony9260
Жыл бұрын
Don't they need to verify, so it would take 1 day?
@bojuu
Жыл бұрын
@@MistahhMingus i believe what this fine gentleman intended to say, was "the cheque was cashed instantly.. and gone within seconds rofl"
@lukasyoon1118
Жыл бұрын
In the south park video game he actually holds onto money instead of helping
@lukaswilliams5851
Жыл бұрын
Re
@28meerak
5 ай бұрын
This clip summed up banks for a whole generation.
@PsyQoBoy
9 ай бұрын
Stan is stuck in an infinite loop of losing $100.
@jordazmo19
9 ай бұрын
When a cartoon is more accurate than the "news" 🤦♂️
@johnkulpowich5260
9 ай бұрын
The news lies. A cartoon tells the truth
@sharkenjoyer
9 ай бұрын
@@johnkulpowich5260Unless it's made by the government to shill propaganda, or by the studio owners who want to shill their biased politicised worldviews (applies to righties too, get your hate boners down) or is made to just tell an unrelated story
@Stuff857
9 ай бұрын
And some YTers. Dont walk run productions Democray now!
@PeterSedesse
4 ай бұрын
Brilliant cut... He is also the next customer
@martinsmith6049
9 ай бұрын
Next they need to do one on those insurance companies who never pay out.
@stevencutler2568
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@GIBBO4182
Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else still use this quote in their day to day life?? “Aaand it’s gone…” 🤣
@MichaelB769
Жыл бұрын
That and 'Welllll that's fantastic!'
@givonniesykes14
Жыл бұрын
Just like my last fuck it's gone 😂
@carhoarder602
Жыл бұрын
Losing at the casino 😂
@SerenEirian
9 ай бұрын
The last cookie.
@leprovokateur7745
Жыл бұрын
To watch this banker return in the DikinBaus episode of this last season was perfect
@kylekenan2321
3 ай бұрын
I like how it loops so he seems like the next person
@profanepunk
9 ай бұрын
"Bank of America" be like
@matth227
8 ай бұрын
Nah Wells Fargo
@sinisterthoughts2896
8 ай бұрын
All banks really But yeah, Wells Fargo is crooked even by banking standards.
@BlueDemon823
7 ай бұрын
Nah Chase is a scam
@datsapaddlin
Жыл бұрын
Annnnnnd it’s gone!!!! Please step aside so we can lose the next persons money. Poof!!!!! - The Bank
@TheZombiesAreComing
Жыл бұрын
That's the fasted money laundering scam I've ever seen
@standardofexcellence
Жыл бұрын
This is why i don't have a bank account and use outside bank ccs
@tommypines1039
Жыл бұрын
the 'poof' was beautiful
@superleipoman
9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry sir but this line is for bank members only.
@mangaranwow2543
5 ай бұрын
Amazing episode, explaining the Bank Crisis mixed with explaining the core of Xian teaching.
@honestreviews8776
Жыл бұрын
Banks are like Loan Sharks/mafia.. even they don’t understand how money works! 😂😂🤷🏻♂️
@johnlinks
Жыл бұрын
One of the best and most true moments today
@PlushMania64
8 ай бұрын
Dealer: aaand it’s gone! Stan:👁️👄👁️
@vannillaAJofficial204
3 ай бұрын
"😧"
@justinpennington6680
3 ай бұрын
The “not anymore you don’t, poof” is underrated.
@shevy7197
9 ай бұрын
Even blinking in South Park is funny lol xx
@adriamasero996
6 ай бұрын
And don't forget about the way they walk xDD
@shevy7197
6 ай бұрын
@@adriamasero996 lol 👍 xx
@douglasfoley2060
9 ай бұрын
Use to have Bank of America. Once 100 dollars actually vanished from my account. I went to a branch to find out what happened, the Branch manager first said nothing was missing, but when I proved it to her by showing her bank records, she couldn’t explain to me where the money went.
@corydodge1691
8 ай бұрын
Most people are familiar with the term bail out, however look up a term called " bail in". Then read the contract with your bank you have and be shocked to know they can take your money without your permission.
@douglasfoley2060
8 ай бұрын
@@corydodge1691 oh I know about that, but I mean dam! They don’t can’t leave a record showing they took the money so at some point they can give it back to me?…….
@darrellcook8253
8 ай бұрын
I lost over 350.00 after opening an account with wells fargo or more correctly well forgot. Because this was the mid 70s nothing was done even when I showed them the paperwork. Never got a proper response back from them, I gave up.
@corydodge1691
8 ай бұрын
@@darrellcook8253 That was the bank seizing your assets to cover the loss of theirs, in other words a "Bail in". The biggest thieves are banks, and honestly if you want to find the source of all the problems in the world, just follow the money back to the banks.
@monkeydluffy736
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂this fukken scene has stayed with me all through my young adult life bruh😂😂😂from high school into my late 20s . 😂😂aaaand its gone. Every fukken month
@Ranger346
28 күн бұрын
Hey Cartman, ask to see your signature authorizing them to invest your money lol
@salempoor678
9 ай бұрын
And THAT is exactly what happens with Certified Financial Planners
@bluedistortions
9 ай бұрын
The older you get, the more you realize every single industry is run by equally stupid "experts." With possibly the exception of engineers. Oh, nope, planned observance. Nevermind
@chalise73
9 ай бұрын
That's why you find an independant one that doesn''t work for the bank. His success and income is directly tied to your success and growth. THAT'S the dude you want..
@3xceIIent
9 ай бұрын
@@chalise73 They can still easily be incentivized to be stupid with your money. Only a fiduciary has an obligation to act in the best interests of the client regardless of their self interest or third party interests.
@chalise73
9 ай бұрын
@@3xceIIent I know that here in Canada, unless we are talking a stock broker that you have signed a carte blanche document letting someone make changes/trades without your express consent...all trades and transactions need to be discussed with the client. It makes no sense for a CFP to sabotage the long term prospects and income of their business for a short term incentive. The key here is that as a client, you need to ask questions. Ask to see the performance history of the fund/investment they are proposing, ask to see the top 10 companies it is invested in. Ask who the manager is and what kind of track record he has, etc. As in all things, knowledge is power.
@troya4648
9 ай бұрын
“Poof” 😂😂 too real
@samanthagriffinv2.08
9 ай бұрын
“Not anymore you don’t poof it’s all gone” so relatable
@Tennischamp10
5 ай бұрын
I do Taxes for a living. The fees these brokerage houses charge are outrageous
@againstthegrain3664
9 ай бұрын
Two things. If you watch this video in a loop for 8 hours straight, this is the day in the life of a banker. One "customer" after another being robbed. In reality though, not only would he have "lost" 100 dollars. He'd also be in debt to overdrafts. Service fees and yes. Compounding interest and taxes.
@ThatJohnKillion1970
9 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!!!
@geraldtarrant2748
9 ай бұрын
Banker here and nah not remotely close to my day to day. Most of the time I waive fees or build out account so they don't get fees. Also my bank eliminated most of their fees in the last 6 months
@ChatGPT1111
9 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, the big scam, the one where you work 3-4 months out of each year, just to pay your taxes each year, continues to this day. And it's gone....to Ukraine....and Hunter's water colors 😂😂😂
@puppet8495
9 ай бұрын
@geraldtarrant2748 I'm honestly surprised banks aren't fully automated at this point. your job is literally not going to exist in the future, like what do you even do that can't be done at an ATM or online at this point, lmao 😂 They don't give a fuck about what happens to you so why are you out here defending them
@HelloThere156
Жыл бұрын
Loved the return of this character 😂😂😂
@jenniferfranco8263
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@christiancontreras-gardner134
9 ай бұрын
The long pause has got me dead 😂💀 Then how confused he was and then how mad he was 😂😂
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