When you're at a friend's house and their parents start arguing at the table...
@TMane999
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@mw7845
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 just sitting there like 😶👀
@bonnienelson7373
4 жыл бұрын
So rude
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
my friends parents used to have me over, just so the arguing would stop.
@mattb6514
4 жыл бұрын
This hit me 😂🤣
@owenwalker1774
4 жыл бұрын
The title of this video is unfair, speculative, and argumentative.
@miniena7774
4 жыл бұрын
Owen Walker No foundation, or anything else. 🤪
@chikushodiz91
4 жыл бұрын
Not at all the lawyer clearly was in the deep end
@st8ks967
4 жыл бұрын
can you reconsider?
@shredderbruh1374
4 жыл бұрын
I object.
@chrisyorahee6966
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@bobnewhart4318
3 жыл бұрын
Client is paying $300 an hour for a front row seat to a pissing contest
@Glum1964
2 жыл бұрын
Hi, Bob!….. 🍻
@wildesage4172
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Bob. Miss you.
@cautionTosser
2 жыл бұрын
$300?!? Bob. Where have you been? I paid $1500/hr over 25 years ago.
@meinerHeld
2 жыл бұрын
loved your show man. 'tonight i'm going to die........my hair jet black'
@gentlemensacademy4420
2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Bob Newhart!
@smittywee
3 жыл бұрын
lawyers are the reason we need lawyers.
@michaelhaydenbell
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@KaiCross
3 жыл бұрын
same thing with the law
@jimfletcher4520
3 жыл бұрын
Defence is correct
@brianespinoza7331
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimfletcher4520 .. are his objections all valid? I would say in your opinion but should it not be a yes or no question? I can see how they SOME are attempts of getting him to answer the previous unanswered question though....
@nickknepper6417
3 жыл бұрын
That's so true. Hahahahahaha
@DakotaIsHuman
4 жыл бұрын
That dude is focusing extra hard on chewing that gum so he doesn’t smile his ass off.
@wtf1231122
4 жыл бұрын
He's realizing that he spent his money the right easy
@TraphikHD
4 жыл бұрын
The Critic expect this dude lost the case.
@wtf1231122
4 жыл бұрын
@@TraphikHD I stand corrected
@lorig7077
4 жыл бұрын
He's trying so hard not to laugh
@andrewfalconer8599
3 жыл бұрын
He’s totally loving it.
@adamcrabtree6729
4 жыл бұрын
I like to pretend that this is a conversation the witness is having in his head
@ophiolatreia93
4 жыл бұрын
Adam crabtree lol
@therookie710
4 жыл бұрын
Glad I read this early.
@debbiesunlight7047
4 жыл бұрын
Loved that. Lol 😂 certainly sounds like in my head. Lol 😂
@katehobbs2008
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I agree! Are they real lawyers?
@SoulforSale
4 жыл бұрын
Laugh out fucking loud!
@yoloswaggins1579
3 жыл бұрын
The background is straight from a high school yearbook.😂
@neteruhathor
2 жыл бұрын
For real! Lifetouch af!😂😂
@NYCJordan
2 жыл бұрын
@@neteruhathor 🤣🤣🤣 Yes Lifetouch!!! Bringing back memories... 😂😂😂
@thebasilisk3504
2 жыл бұрын
Lawyers are obsessed with faux marble and brass. Lol
@1rage17
2 жыл бұрын
I had that background in elementary school. I must be old. Pick your color! 😅
@tracymichelle2883
2 жыл бұрын
@@neteruhathor 😂😂😂😂
@jenkem4464
3 жыл бұрын
That's a mob lawyer if I've ever heard one.
@rywa5788
2 жыл бұрын
Other guy is probly sleeping with the fishes after Frankie and Johnny showed him the river.
@g29000
2 жыл бұрын
@@rywa5788 Ey, Vinnie was asking about yoa whereabouts. Dont wanna piss the ol greaser off now do ya?
@mizzyroro
2 жыл бұрын
Trump lawyer.
@OttoGrainer27
2 жыл бұрын
@@mizzyroro Worse: Clinton lawyer.
@mizzyroro
2 жыл бұрын
@@OttoGrainer27 how many of them went to jail?
@SJM6791
4 жыл бұрын
The blonde hair guy is thinking “thank God this guy is my lawyer.”
@jnscrews
4 жыл бұрын
Saint Michael idk who he is and I’m not in trouble but I want him to be my lawyer too!
@MrBudcole
4 жыл бұрын
@@jnscrews You can look this guy up - he lost this court case. The plaintiffs (TestMasters) won a decision against the defendent (Blueprint) and its witnesses. It was only 1% of sought damages, but still amounted to a loss, upheld in appeal. Kouri's actions might look and SOUND "cool" but this was as far from legal "ethics" as anything can get, and likely were top-of-mind during the Judicial review, and confirmation of the jury verdict. Judges don't think "wow, this guy reminds me of Richard Gere in Primal Fear". They see this stuff and think "this guy is an asshole".
@sugarshine
4 жыл бұрын
Best lawyer ever actually has balls
@MrBudcole
4 жыл бұрын
@Robert B I don't know Spence, but your narrative was 100% spot on. Like I said, people are used to TV lawyers - they think "yeah, that guy has balls", but they don't realize that other lawyers, judges, etc., have OPINIONS about these types of lawyers, based on their interactions with them. Clearly, the other lawyers in this room were not impressed with his "stick your threats" style. And, as you said, he lost the case.... so "balls" be damned. The best lawyer I ever employed has been dead for almost 15 years, and he was old when I first hired him. He was quiet, respectful, confident, clear and knew EXACTLY what he was talking about - every single time. I was never a defendant - but he sure beat a lot of defendants on my behalf.
@michaelsinaloense6449
4 жыл бұрын
No joke, dude is a force!
@TimSter15
3 жыл бұрын
That blonde guy should get a medal for not laughing outwardly. 😂😂
@haydn9600
3 жыл бұрын
Neither of the 2 guys shown were Kouri's clients. And BTW, he lost the case.
@amycuaresma
2 жыл бұрын
He be like awww this shit it funny
@antoniog9814
2 жыл бұрын
Don't lecture me, puppy! lol
@bobbysmith36
2 жыл бұрын
Pos
@mikeyjdoogan2805
2 жыл бұрын
He called him a puppy.
@teeheeteeheeish
3 жыл бұрын
This is kids arguing on the playground except they’re both now highly educated.
@leifleoden5464
3 жыл бұрын
Now apply that to everything else you see adults do and you will have the ability to see the world through the eyes of a 70yo master.
@teeheeteeheeish
3 жыл бұрын
Leif Leoden 🤯
@bobnewhart4318
3 жыл бұрын
And extremely highly paid
@gjjbfdunnb
3 жыл бұрын
Argument and fight will always look and feel childish... Regardless of age...
@nicktucker7467
2 жыл бұрын
"highly" "educated"
@lelandunruh7896
Жыл бұрын
It is amazing to me how often people say "I want a lawyer like that, who fights!" They don't seem to realize that lawyers like that usually lose, and sometimes even get sanctioned (as happened in this case).
@marydestefano9487
Жыл бұрын
Bingo. This is a terrible attorney. 100% of his objections are illegitimate.
@Huyle18
11 ай бұрын
Huge flag when your own lawyer says who cares about rules and local laws lol! Like damn im going to lose this case and money
@christking85
10 ай бұрын
It is amazing to me how often people repeat wrong information and act like they are the smart one. Instead of just repeating the bad information maybe you should try checking if the information is correct. I hope you dont vote. I can only imagine what else you believe is true that had been proven to be a lie or wrong.
@lelandunruh7896
10 ай бұрын
@@christking85Wut
@christking85
10 ай бұрын
@@lelandunruh7896 Improve your reading comprehension and then go back to re read my comment. Maybe you will be able to understand. You should also realize you are not a young kid so when you use"wut" instead of what you just look dumb.
@aragorn1079
4 жыл бұрын
Wife: Where were you last night honey? Lawyer: *Objection. Calls for speculation. No foundation. It’s argumentative. Instructed not to answer.*
@thatchanguy
4 жыл бұрын
Big Tuna Tu-naaa?!
@grimtea1715
4 жыл бұрын
This comment slayed me 😂😂😂😂
@Mmmmkay88
3 жыл бұрын
☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnnyace2287
3 жыл бұрын
Plead the fifth!!
@isaactaylor1833
3 жыл бұрын
Object to form!
@Spyke-lz2hl
4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve reconsidered, the answer is no.”
@MrSocko-vn7fw
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao ...
@KumaBean
4 жыл бұрын
That was gold, lol
@suzannestone798
4 жыл бұрын
yaaasss
@Mmmmkay88
3 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️
@BurnedSpace
3 жыл бұрын
best part
@calebmoneyhollis663
2 жыл бұрын
My dude really hit him with the Moe Greene “I’ve been doing this since you were banging cheerleaders” lmfao!!
@joshwekony8861
2 жыл бұрын
They chase them, to bang them, not compete in a foot race..!!
@joshwekony8861
2 жыл бұрын
Your name is fuckin lame too
@joshwekony8861
2 жыл бұрын
Hinga^
@w.urlitzer1869
2 жыл бұрын
he says "chasing"
@calebmoneyhollis663
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I can sleep better at night now
@Hawkgoulet
2 ай бұрын
I'd pay this dude to be my lawyer. He's got that dawg in him. What a legend.
@Kahgro
5 жыл бұрын
Objection! Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
@7aluv4me
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤓
@7aluv4me
4 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of funniest comments Ive ever seen!!! 😆
@tubhair
4 жыл бұрын
Kahgro-Now looky here ossifer. The defendorent was not under the affluence of inkohol tho many tinkle peep he am. Therefore, under the sanctions of the grandiose cauliflower, chapter 3, part 7, paragraph 12 section heynannynanny I do hereby declare my client ambidextrous and request he be assigned to doody duty immediately upon reversal of this verdict and...someone stole my ink pen!
@devoted2thaentertainment207
4 жыл бұрын
😂 damn this is funny!
@imperialguardsman5929
4 жыл бұрын
Nice Fairly Odd Parents reference
@dlivengood59
4 жыл бұрын
The defense lawyer is the guy you want when the police want to talk to you.
@ronniemillsap
4 жыл бұрын
@William Schnee there is no problem with half of the question he asked though. you should be able to ask if someone was invoked with something or if you were trying to get someone involved with something. it basic question. who care of the bullshit rules
@seditiouswalrus
4 жыл бұрын
@Diane Berg Defendent still basically got off very light, you somehow forgot to mention that hmmm
@TheCrooksandCastle
4 жыл бұрын
Lol no
@dlivengood59
4 жыл бұрын
@Diane Berg you missed the point, I didn't say this is the guy you want when you are in trial. The cops don't play fair, so this is why you want him when you face the questions of your law enforcement.
@jacobp.2024
4 жыл бұрын
@Diane Berg if you're innocent, it should work out just fine?
@MoMadNU
2 жыл бұрын
"Are you a living person?" "Objection, argumentative, calls for speculation, no foundation"
@Steeled18
2 жыл бұрын
I half expected him to start saying, “You’re not that guy pal, trust me, you’re NOT that guy. Don’t lecture me puppy.”
@sarahs2288
4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t lecture me, puppy.” 😅😂🤣 This guy was amusing, but really unprofessional, IMO.
@stumack9755
4 жыл бұрын
he's sounds like he's a fat guy,
@besacb9694
4 жыл бұрын
Well, he was right, because he was right at the beginning of the altercation. 'What did you say to him?' to someone who just said he didn't speak to him is a bullshit question.
@whoangelnever
4 жыл бұрын
I literally read your comment at the exact moment that he said it! Now I have to do laundry because I just spit juice all over my comforter. 😹
@sarahs2288
4 жыл бұрын
angel lu 😂😅
@sarahs2288
4 жыл бұрын
BesACB It’s a deposition and he’s trying to impeach the witness-his job. This guy wasn’t “right,” he was an unprofessional bully, who made a fool of himself for our amusement.
@O_DoodleMom5
4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a personal issue between the attorneys
@jayo3074
4 жыл бұрын
Probably smashed his wife
@Mattie-Ai
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure. It did sound like they were trying to lead the witness. That lawyer should have just objected professionally.
@Tadzio5050
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a personal problewm for the ass*ole lawyer with all the objections. Loved how the other guy kept his cool.
@tracicracraft7238
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@conniedeshazo3031
4 жыл бұрын
Emily O'Neal , that was the judge .
@IamJ131
2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve reconsidered, the answers no” 😂
@zggtf211
2 жыл бұрын
"I've reconsidered. The answer is no." That's great.
@-RandomBiz-
4 жыл бұрын
"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell." -Carl Sandburg Judges and lawyers know this. Some don't.
@nic5250
4 жыл бұрын
Bob Wolkotte every fucking lawyer knows this
@nic5250
4 жыл бұрын
Bob Wolkotte pretentious douche
@-RandomBiz-
4 жыл бұрын
@@nic5250 No shit, numbnuts. Some might come here who don't know that. There is a world beyond that hand in front of YOUR face. No fucking wonder we have Trumpies here in America. Trolling bickdickhead.
@lonewalkerproductions
4 жыл бұрын
Didn't know this, thanks!
@SeanMichaelWesley
4 жыл бұрын
Bob Wolkotte Thank you for that assessment. I suspect that is definitely a part of it, for sure.
@rogerspeede5634
3 жыл бұрын
Breathtaking arrogance by a attorney who couldn't back up his shit talk with results. To those of you who are impressed with his bad behavior, it should be noted that he lost this case and was sanctioned for his conduct.
@bradenculver7457
2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that people would be like "I want that guy" when he was literally saying I don't care about local rules and stuff... Like uh... No. I don't want that guy as my lawyer. His initial objection to the questioning seems reasonable, then he just goes on this insane tirade.
@lisah.375
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that update…..I’m glad he got sanctioned….he was not acting in the best interest of his client.
@guysabol8743
2 жыл бұрын
bad bahavior is never tolerated in courts as this attny did find out much to his chagrin and improper remarks
@musiclore
2 жыл бұрын
You’re totally right. If you have a lawyer like this, gigantic red flag. They are not protecting you they are setting you up to get sanctioned. 😬
@Missglam67
2 жыл бұрын
That is just what I thought, and I’m not an attorney! However there is a decorum that still needs to be conveyed!
@fucker1714
7 ай бұрын
The loudest one in the room is usually the weakest one in the room.
@witchflowers6942
2 жыл бұрын
“Are you finished” “Are YOU finished” oh god they sound like my parents
@davy1972
3 жыл бұрын
"Because I'm being straight with the guy and..... You're being...... Not straight with the guy." Law School education produces that.
@pahanin2480
3 жыл бұрын
More than what my coworker got out of law school. Currently we’re not lawyers.
@omarblanco6375
2 жыл бұрын
@@pahanin2480 any updates?
@bobperspicacious2903
Жыл бұрын
@@omarblanco6375 Kouri is still dead. 12 years after his death, like 30+ random yt accounts have claimed falsely that he got sanctioned even though that is NOT what the records show. Nobody mentions that this video does not start at the beginning either! Why has nobody but me even mentioned that? LOL
@JasonMickel
4 жыл бұрын
KZitem waited 10 years to suggest this to me?? Better late than never
@phillipdennison4152
4 жыл бұрын
Sweet glory of a comment
@JestDest
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheBumbleblaise
4 жыл бұрын
Any bullshit will do ay
@eare84
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@dazplayz5406
4 жыл бұрын
Big brain it’s 13 years
@SolarHeavy
2 жыл бұрын
"I've reconsidered, the answers no" lmao
@vyan7258
3 жыл бұрын
having given a depo before, the asking attorney was SOO professional...I would have lost my sh$t. That other attorney was such a rotten bully, I wanted to reach through my screen and punch him in the face.
@persephone2706
4 жыл бұрын
_I've reconsidered. The answer's no._
@floridachops
4 жыл бұрын
that was the best part
@TalkinKush
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@GHotSauceAnd1
4 жыл бұрын
P e r s e p h o n e . A n n so he didn’t reconsider lol.
@shredderbruh1374
4 жыл бұрын
Holy SHIT you’re literally the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. ....... haha are you real? 🤣🤣
@nosse5232
3 жыл бұрын
@@shredderbruh1374 SIMP
@kriswhite9497
5 жыл бұрын
Everybody hates lawyers but everybody loves their lawyer
@randyporter3491
5 жыл бұрын
Kris White Until they lose, then they hate their lawyer too. It’s all a big game, created by the attorneys, who become judges and the lawyers are the only ones who win in the end.
@bitTorrenter
5 жыл бұрын
Defense Lawyers have it worse than the prosecution.
@tommyboy71
5 жыл бұрын
No. Not everybody likes this lawyer. He’s an arrogant ass hole.
@carlogambino2160
5 жыл бұрын
Great point lol
@4homemail
5 жыл бұрын
I hates lawyers. You lose even if you win.
@Dakurar
2 жыл бұрын
If my lawyer ain't like this, I don't want em.
@iamethancarroll
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I used Blueprint to study for the LSAT, get into law school, and now I'm a lawyer myself. So proud to be a part of this noble profession!
@subzeroelectronics3022
3 жыл бұрын
“I have reconsidered, the answer is no.” What a smooth move
@bspiderm
2 жыл бұрын
Define smooth
@DereliqueMahBAWLS
2 жыл бұрын
I want that guy as my lawyer
@matrixfan58
2 жыл бұрын
@@DereliqueMahBAWLS Do you have 1.6 million to throw away? The dickhead lawyer lost and his client had to pay that much in sanction lol.
@TerryReedMiss
2 жыл бұрын
@@matrixfan58 Has he paid? Will he EVER pay?
@g.d.9619
2 жыл бұрын
Smooth Move = my laxative tea lol
@richletizia5462
4 жыл бұрын
" I was doing this when you were chasing cheerleaders."....solid gold
@scar7164
4 жыл бұрын
Puppy! 🐶
@tj-xs3gz
4 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t that great. He was sanctioned 1.6 million for acting like this
@phelps12471
4 жыл бұрын
I talked to Barzini.
@jojotheoj
4 жыл бұрын
Lol right? What an arrogant moron of a lawyer.
@lindanicola
4 жыл бұрын
@@jojotheoj and a true vulgarian
@ratboyninja
2 жыл бұрын
Dude trying not to lose his shit laughing his ass off
@musicoldies83
10 ай бұрын
The problem with Mr. Kouri is that he was picked on and bullied as a kid, and this is his way now of lashing back at society.
@stephencarlsbad
4 жыл бұрын
"Your name is Mr. Tatey, correct?" "Objection." "Calls for speculation." "It's argumentative." "Invades attorney-client privilege" "Instruct the witness not to answer the question."
@edgepixel8467
4 жыл бұрын
Maricella Keyne Please step off the internet. Consider medication.
@edgepixel8467
4 жыл бұрын
Maricella Keyne You sound like an AI, learning to come up with meaningful sentences. There's still a long way to go until you sound human.
@errolflimflam953
4 жыл бұрын
"Call me Tater" Mr. Tater Tot
@Nicole-ky7ye
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this comment. Lmao
@mmmmmmmmmm.m.
4 жыл бұрын
Big lol z 👌😆
@gloriasangermano3687
4 жыл бұрын
The guy is thinking: " my lawyer has got balls"
@rebeccam2176
4 жыл бұрын
Did you see his smile with “I was doing this while you were chasing cheerleaders”
@stevewilson9778
4 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccam2176 that's a paraphrase of a line from The Godfather lol.
@Rhewin
4 жыл бұрын
Thinking, yes. Once his lawyer lost his case? Maybe not so much.
@michaelfleming8490
4 жыл бұрын
He’s not his lawyer. This is a deposition and he was a witness who has no stake in the outcome of the case. I think there are a lot of laypeople in this comment section that don’t understand the dynamics of what took place in this video. The guy ultimately got sanctions for obstructing because he wouldn’t let the witness answer simple and fair questions. And he ultimately lost the case to the cool calm and collected lawyer. And he didn’t have balls. He was acting like a baby and being entirely unprofessional. That conduct would have never been permitted in a court room with a judge. In fact, with the way he was blatantly obstructing in this video, I’m surprised after they sanctioned him that he still even has a law license.
@danigirl2597
2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing I’m so happy I found this!!
@beatlessteve1010
3 жыл бұрын
Apparently these supposedly smart lawyers need to re examine the purpose of having a deposition to begin with. Calling an objection to almost every question asked of the witness with the reasoning being that the question is argumentative or disruptive of the attorney client privilege is sophomoric and destructive to do process and investigative work which vitally important to get to the truth.
@LaPlasita47
2 жыл бұрын
but how you gonna ask "did you talk to her at all?" he says no then he says " what did she tell you" like tf lol
@bobperspicacious2903
Жыл бұрын
@@LaPlasita47 Exactly! Illogical question considering last answer. The plaintiff attorney did that a bunch! The plaintiff attorney was also asking NOT ALLOWED questions by rewording them 8 different ways. Judges HATE that. With no Judge in depo, Koury's gripes were spot on.
@GTOAviator
4 жыл бұрын
*Officer:* Do you know why I stopped you? *Lawyer:* Objection. Calls for speculation. No foundation. Argumentative. Tampering with evidence. Grounds for mistrial. Instructed not to answer.
@lorig7077
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bradleyj4953
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@aperson5628
3 жыл бұрын
might be crazy enough to work, those local cops hear all that jargon they may get dizzy
@michaelbuffington4047
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@aorusaki
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@DNoneya-co5wi
4 жыл бұрын
Who is this Attorney, and how do i get him for my younger brother's divorce from a narcissistic, psychotic she-cop?
@no-hf2lo
4 жыл бұрын
Attorney kouri or something like that unfortunately(or fortunately depending on how you look at it) passed away.
@clubpenguinbeer
4 жыл бұрын
@@no-hf2lo fuck that sucks
@TraphikHD
4 жыл бұрын
He lost this case so I’m not sure you want him. Lol
@clubpenguinbeer
4 жыл бұрын
@@TraphikHD I think he'd be a funny to talk to
@Rhewin
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah you don't want this guy. He lost his case.
@msb358
2 жыл бұрын
I had to be in a deposition once because I was a witness to a hit and run of a co-worker. The driver's lawyer tried to "tough guy" me and I literally bursted out laughing! It was so obvious his client was guilty, but he was fishing for me and the other witnesses to say she jump out in front of his client and faked her injuries. In the end, our co-worker had her medical bills paid for and got a good settlement.
@TheDriveInGuys
2 жыл бұрын
You "bursted"-out laughing?
@cal593
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDriveInGuys exploded everywhere. It was a horrific mess. Literally bust a gut. I'll never forget it.
@Obecox
Жыл бұрын
@@cal593😂😂😂😂😂
@samb202
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the defense lawyer is hilarious. “Objection, that question is argumentative and I instruct my client not to answer.” Lmao
@worthlessdollar1
2 жыл бұрын
Vile scumbag getting scumbags off the hook: "Hilarious".
@bobperspicacious2903
Жыл бұрын
Argumentative stuff is for trial, not depo. Plaintiff attorney wanted to ask certain questions not allowed, but kept rewording the same NOT ALLOWED question 8 different ways. A Judge would have pulled him up for a sidebar or just stared at attorney and said "move along!"
@1up17
4 жыл бұрын
"I've reconsidered, the answers no..."
@bernardqblack
5 жыл бұрын
" What is your name?" " Objection. Calls for speculation. Ambiguous. Argumentative. No foundation....instruct the witness not to answer."
@tailorslow7917
4 жыл бұрын
Objection😁
@TD-qb4yu
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Quallet I can’t stand when attorneys do that. “Did you speak with him” No, “so what did he say”. What the fuck.
@HopelessXzavier
4 жыл бұрын
@@stephencarlsbad except he didn't follow the proper way to object and caused his client to lose face infront of their judge. Also lost the case. Awful Lawyering. Probably the worst possible way to be a lawyer.
@stephencarlsbad
4 жыл бұрын
@@HopelessXzavier Yeah, I know. I researched the case. He blew it big time. I agree, terrible lawyering. He got nailed to a cross for it too. I think he was watching too much Hollywood at the time. It looked inspiring at first glance but truly wasn't when you find out what he actually did and how wrong he was.
@Promiseland2024
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@calorgassing205
3 жыл бұрын
That first fella was holding in his laugh so hard! Fair play I would be in stitches 😂🤣😂
@christianjackson9298
3 жыл бұрын
Two professionals with an obvious personal issue, wasting everyone else's time..
@juncearyoutube3336
3 жыл бұрын
i only heard one acting like an assole, calling another lawyer idiot or puppy
@MultiChantal22
2 жыл бұрын
@@juncearyoutube3336 I mean the other one also asked dumb questions 0:16
@pulsarsbeam6411
4 жыл бұрын
Im the blond dude sitting during my parent teacher conference.
@kaizey
4 жыл бұрын
pulsar's beam And your mom is called Karen, amirite?
@dominospizza4386
4 жыл бұрын
pulsar's beam what
@hotcrazycatladyme168
4 жыл бұрын
@@Vecha302 He means because of the typo. It should say "I'm the blonde dude sitting during my parent teacher conference" but he said "setting" so the sentence doesn't make any sense.
@slappy8941
4 жыл бұрын
What were you setting?
@Big_Nigs64
4 жыл бұрын
Thats hillarious
@Sadeye92
4 жыл бұрын
2007: 2 Lawyers having a bad day 2.1 Million People in 2020: 👀👀👀
@theperfectionist
3 жыл бұрын
At the end, the witness just wanted to eat his Taco Bell.
@bspiderm
2 жыл бұрын
Define taco bell
@ryanmanley389
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sooo waiting for the right moment where I can say, "I've reconsidered, my answer is no". Epic!
@G.T_666
6 жыл бұрын
The amused face of the blonde kid makes this 110% more funny.
@javiergonzalez9077
6 жыл бұрын
and guilty as all getout.
@javiergonzalez9077
6 жыл бұрын
Dan Bracket: Sorry I thought this was an interrogation, I went by the optics and demeanor of the center character. Can corrupt be switched for guilty? In any event I'm no legal scholar, I know now it was a deposition.
@tattoodrdoke
6 жыл бұрын
Its like watching your parents trying to tell you off and they start arguing among themselves and forgot why their telling you off.
@brianrookard
6 жыл бұрын
Well ... Blueprint did end up receiving discovery sanctions so I'm not sure how they felt about paying extra for Kouri's grandstanding. www.scribd.com/document/24327374/Blueprint-LSAT-Prep-Sanctioned-Over-1-6-Million
@charlieminaj2
6 жыл бұрын
G 6 arrest me if I’ve committed a crime
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
5 жыл бұрын
"Don't lecture me puppy, I was doing this when you was still chasing cheerleaders" lmao
@michaelhunziker7287
4 жыл бұрын
Mo Green, to Fredo in Vegas
@geercornuit9097
4 жыл бұрын
Realy professional
@photonman63
4 жыл бұрын
If that was the case, you'd think he'd be better at his job
@rocket7697
4 жыл бұрын
@@photonman63 Couldn't agree more. The guy is a prick.
@xfiazc07
4 жыл бұрын
and probably boy cheerleaders at that !!!
@gotYOUR3s
2 жыл бұрын
That last statement was just outrageous he basically said we don’t like that you are exercising your rights and I’m allowed to lie
@jackd6129
9 ай бұрын
What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? - - - A good start. 💀
@CGoody564
5 жыл бұрын
For those who don't know, this is from the Testmasters vs. Blueprint lawsuit, and Blueprint (being represented by Joseph Kouri) were sanctioned $1.6 million for this behavior.
@patiencef.
4 жыл бұрын
Good. The lawyer is a douche canoe
@goose7574
4 жыл бұрын
Wow! I swear I've heard this guy before in numerous videos.
@tonykelly1946
4 жыл бұрын
That’s not true.
@tonykelly1946
4 жыл бұрын
Patience F. I think it may be u who is the douche.
@tonykelly1946
4 жыл бұрын
what a great comeback gus...
@holton345
3 жыл бұрын
"You don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a **criminal** lawyer." - Jesse Pinkman
@JudgeDreddMegaCityOne
3 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@patrickmccutcheon8860
2 жыл бұрын
“I have been ripping off Godfather quotes since you were chasing cheerleaders!”
@bryanweitzman7803
2 жыл бұрын
Moe Green quote😂
@midsummermadness558
5 жыл бұрын
Good morning Objection, argumentative
@vanillachan6748
5 жыл бұрын
Bad morning?
@dval4441
4 жыл бұрын
Calls for speculation. Don't answer.
@RainbowManification
4 жыл бұрын
"Good Morning Sargent Major. "Don't tell me what kind of god damn day it is. "Beautiful day we're having Sargent Major." "What are you, a fucking weather man now."
@777sicilia
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MUFC1933
4 жыл бұрын
Midsummer Madness overruled lol 😝
@leahsilk1642
4 жыл бұрын
“are you understanding me?? Are we connecting here?!” lol, that’s going to be my main line whenever someone’s just not getting what I’m saying
@mr.anonymous5501
4 жыл бұрын
Likely response - What do you mean, are we connecting? My foot will be connecting with your ass, if you keep giving me this disrespect, you insolent little shit.
@theprimalpitch190
4 жыл бұрын
It's bullying from an entitled jackass
@bestproductable
4 жыл бұрын
That's dumb
@Promiseland2024
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@uniquekid401
4 жыл бұрын
I read this exactly when he said that O_o
@RowdyLowdy
3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t lecture me Puppy!”
@chuckschickbaldtacos
Жыл бұрын
Object to form … asked and answered
@reagannoel1998
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when the lawyer said, "I was doing this when you were still chasing cheerleaders." 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@chrisdher65
4 жыл бұрын
Objection, speculation....the cheerleaders were chasing me! The ambulance chaser watches The Godfather it seems
@5O4evr
4 жыл бұрын
He took that quote from Mo Green 1975 The Godfather
@chrisdher65
4 жыл бұрын
Yep....and we all know what happened to Mo Green!
@Seanc74
4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdher65 the same happened to Mr Curry.
@marlboromatt5656
4 жыл бұрын
Ya and the Attorneys are only 3 years apart in age.
@ebaymotorhomes
4 жыл бұрын
"DONT LECTURE ME PUPPY!" ??Argumentative. Immature.
@hankrogers8431
4 жыл бұрын
BETTER TO JUST PUT A BULLET IN OPPOSING COUNCIL, RIGHT?
@Rickswars
4 жыл бұрын
Immature? he is a puppy for the corrupted system, let me ask. Do you ebaymotorhomes, believe your Government is being influenced by Communist ideology?
@GuyFromTheSouth
4 жыл бұрын
@@Rickswars where did that come from?
@exerciserelax8719
4 жыл бұрын
Insubordinate and churlish.
@Rocmax417
4 жыл бұрын
Richard warren objection your comment is argumentative and calls for speculation
@deanmoncaster
3 жыл бұрын
When I'm arrested im just Going to say "objection, speculative, argumentative and has no basis" Bet he was fully guilty too. Lol
@alexistrebexis3195
2 жыл бұрын
Is this guy a real lawyer? That’s the worst defense attorney I’ve ever heard in my life.
@robertmarks2379
10 ай бұрын
What!!!!! He is the defence lawyer you want. He is amazing
@cbirch7302
9 ай бұрын
@@robertmarks2379he lost the case and he was sanctioned. All that's going to happen is that a judge is going to later rule his objections invalid and they'll redo the deposition with him being forced to answer the questions. This guy is a horrible lawyer.
@robertmarks2379
9 ай бұрын
@@cbirch7302 what trail was this?
@markieffmorris9263
7 ай бұрын
@@robertmarks2379best of luck on your journey to literacy
@kimmyfreak200
7 ай бұрын
thats why amber heard hired him for the trial
@one5thofwhiskey738
4 жыл бұрын
Atty: "Please state your name sir." Atty 2: "Objection. It assumes the witness has a name. If the witness does, they played no part in the naming.. and you're using gender based pronouns. It's offensive. This deposition is over."
@jebushwplainview9453
4 жыл бұрын
You have a gift my friend.
@stephengreico2810
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@oz_jones
4 жыл бұрын
A man needs a name
@chuckrutkowski1072
4 жыл бұрын
@@oz_jones I take it you've never run across a "sovereign citizen".
@harlequinheart3
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@sonnycrockett9900
5 жыл бұрын
Who knew Alec Baldwin was also a lawyer.
@1225dallas
4 жыл бұрын
Sonny Crockett yes i was thinking the same lol
@PinePrince
4 жыл бұрын
Who knew he was Questioning a young Adam Yauch from Beastie Boys? Look at a picture of Adam Yauch when he was young and tell me he doesn’t look just like the dark haired guy.
@The_Kirk_Lazarus
4 жыл бұрын
@BillyFreeTX It's, "Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers."
@stephencarlsbad
4 жыл бұрын
Lol! "You little PIG!"
@baddonkey75
4 жыл бұрын
Boston legal lol
@shanec4494
2 жыл бұрын
I'm rolling laughing 🤣 😂 no way I could've kept a straight face.
@vinniemascaro6649
2 жыл бұрын
He said he wants to follow the rules...he's so quick to call out the attorney noticing the BS..he forgot about badgering the witness.
@piendawg
3 жыл бұрын
Don't lecture me puppy, I was doing this when you were chasing cheerleaders
@jeannesophia
3 жыл бұрын
SENT MEEEEE
@nenergyeuropeltd6099
3 жыл бұрын
Gets me every time
@powerboon2k
3 жыл бұрын
Joseph Kouri's client was sanctioned for over $1.6M for a pattern of discovery abuses, including this depo, repeatedly lying under oath, erasing computer files, and shredding documents.
@Jaypes1
3 жыл бұрын
@@powerboon2k interesting. So he was sanctioned partly because of this deposition? Is that the first client or the second? Could you please elaborate on what that means?
@samsalamander8147
3 жыл бұрын
I swear I’m going to use that line on somone someday
@narrieux7981
4 жыл бұрын
The guy chewing the gum trying his hardest not to laugh. That was most amusing to me. LMAO
@CAMarg-zs1xq
3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@amycuaresma
2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the defense lawyer to say "comprende muchacho"
@bloodyblade916
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@amycuaresma
2 жыл бұрын
0:14 The witness
@FurWater
3 ай бұрын
I was involved in a disposition one time as a witness relating to my prior employer. The plaintiff’s lawyer and the company’s defense lawyer had some fireworks and spit was flying out of the plaintiff’s lawyers mouth. I was just sitting there in the middle with a camera on me trying not to laugh.
@ayyylmao101
5 жыл бұрын
Is this bad for the client? Yes. Is this highly unprofessional and uncouth? Yes. Is it hilarious? ABSOLUTELY.
@fedism
5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy lmao why is it bad for client. Not a lawyer but curious
@JT-sq3sn
5 жыл бұрын
Ri2nonerok Because that interview is later introduced into court as evidence and it is played there. Judges and jurors are not persuaded by insults. What persuades is silent charisma, persistence and self confidence. No one listens to bravado. That is why lawyers like this are bad for the clients.
@imafan6138
5 жыл бұрын
J T that being said he didn’t get anything out of the client so the tape wouldn’t hurt his case. Just bc the lawyer is being loud doesn’t mean he’s a bad lawyer. Imo it was good for him
@imafan6138
5 жыл бұрын
J T you’re reading too much into personal bias about personalities which varies from Jury to jury.
@JT-sq3sn
5 жыл бұрын
Daddy The tape would hurt the lawyer’s career. At least in the country where I prosecute.
@paull3403
4 жыл бұрын
"I've reconsidered, the answer is no.' lol
@optiTHOMAS
2 жыл бұрын
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" 😆 goodness
@ArmchairRamb0
11 ай бұрын
I love how he throws in "Attorney/Client Privilege" just for good measure. Did I miss anything?
@professionallylay703
6 жыл бұрын
lol the defendant is like, "I had no idea depositions were so hilarious."
@ocan1033
4 жыл бұрын
4:10 .. the shift in the dude's hair is award-winning.
@SedriqMiers
4 жыл бұрын
David Copperfield would be envious.
@kimberlyb4013
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
@rhondaburke2231
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I noticed that too!!
@crazycheeks3
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@edwardzaleski7347
4 жыл бұрын
ocan1033 hahaha it’s like they swapped him with a look a like in a wig
@Yotrymp
3 жыл бұрын
Thinking this behavior is good and productive is just calling for "Idiocracy" to happen much sooner.
@drmantistoboggan2870
3 жыл бұрын
Objection. Speculation, it's argumentative.
@onefodderunit
3 жыл бұрын
This passive/aggressive fraud has been disbarred.
@asurlybarber3620
2 жыл бұрын
The age of "Idiocracy" is already here, pal.
@Yotrymp
2 жыл бұрын
@@asurlybarber3620 Correct. I think I came to that conclusion a month after writing this lol
@greegor4719
Жыл бұрын
What kinds of cases have you hired lawyers for or litigated? Most attorneys avoid LITIGATION in favor of schmoozing. Let's all play "patty cake" with YOUR LIFE in their hands? How did you manage to miss the plaintiff attorney's BOTCHED questions?
@milart12
2 жыл бұрын
This attorney is a clown--He was hit with $1.6 million in discovery sanctions for this unprofessional behavior.
@UltimateBrody
2 жыл бұрын
The sanctions were reversed on appeal, dummy.
@bobperspicacious2903
Жыл бұрын
No he was not. I looked up the records! Sanctions were against the client company that destroyed records before hiring Koury.
@milart12
Жыл бұрын
@@bobperspicacious2903 Do you have a citation for that?
@greegor4719
Жыл бұрын
@@milart12 Why would I need to cite when the initial claims used none? perkinsfirm.blogspot.com/2011/11/bad-lawyers.html Attorney Mark A Perkins of Shreveport used SNIPPED video of a dead lawyer to promote himself online. KNOWING Kouri could not answer.
@greegor4719
Жыл бұрын
Do you think Attorney Mark A Perkins of Shreveport would have dared start this bandwagon of hate against Kouri when Kouri was ALIVE to answer back to the bandwagon of hate? On Perkins own site, commenters made sick false claims about Kouri's "miserable end" that his family refuted.
@rhawk2424
4 жыл бұрын
Attorney A: "is your name mike?" Attorney B: "objection, argumentative, blah blah blah, you're an idiot, don't tell me what to do."
@zappawench6048
3 жыл бұрын
If you're thinking, "Ooo this lawyer's tough, I want a lawyer like that!" well he was sanctioned $1.6 million and he and his clients charged with obstruction of justice, in addition to all the other fraud charges.
@RainCloudESL
3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if he got sanctioned. This guy needed to be disbarred
@justthefacts8872
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the info. I figured that it was only a matter of a time.
@aliancemd
3 жыл бұрын
The guy sounds like an internet troll, not a lawyer. Never thought "ooh, tough lawyer".
@Milkmans_Son
3 жыл бұрын
@@dordly You got banned from twitter, therefore all lawyers are scumbags with the exception of this one crackpot. Right or wrong, the guy was totally unprofessional.
@torgman
3 жыл бұрын
What is this case? Do you know what's going on?
@leeroyjenkins6061
2 жыл бұрын
"You asked him if he ever spoke with Farsh about anything. He lied and said no. Now you're trying to catch him in a lie by asking him to tell you what Farsh told him. It is a bullshit question that almost ruined our case. It is absolutely speculative, no foundation, or anything else I say. Now he's entitled to a fair question as long as it doesn't hurt our case. You obviously told him that. So if you're gonna sit there and ask questions that undermine our defense strategy, I'm gonna blatantly mischaracterize them."
@Spectrumpicture
2 жыл бұрын
"Im being straight with the guy, and you're being... ...not straight."
@driftwood757
8 жыл бұрын
"I've reconsidered, the answers no." LOL!!!
@LTDANMAN44
8 жыл бұрын
+Collin Glover ya i lost it
@user-kg4gy3dm8m
8 жыл бұрын
+El Grande Gringo Fantastico .....ұ.ұқ
@subsarefood.foodistasty.3326
8 жыл бұрын
Don't lecture me puppy lol
@robertfrownyjr4035
8 жыл бұрын
Where does he say that? I watched the whole thing and I never heard that.
@mscardioqueen
8 жыл бұрын
@ Robert FrownyJr You're not paying attention. He said it @ 4:31 The opposing lawyer asks the defendants' lawyer, "Can you reconsider..." And then the defendants' lawyer (Mr. Kouri) says, "I reconsidered it and the answer is no." I have to tell ya, that is the shortest reconsideration ever. LOOOOOOOL!
@HB-ey2dk
5 жыл бұрын
I work in a court reporting firm. This is very very very common lol. And hilarious.
@phillyfan3942
4 жыл бұрын
what is a court reporting firm?
@joeNbritt
4 жыл бұрын
A company that hires and provides people that dictate court and depositions like these
@HB-ey2dk
4 жыл бұрын
@@phillyfan3942 were the ones employ the court reporter that type down word for word what's said in depositions, court, etc. We also do subpoenas for medical, employment, insurance records if you're in a car accident, workers comp case, stuff like that.
@bighands69
4 жыл бұрын
+HB There is nothing funny about it. The questions are going to get asked at some point. Arguing and fighting like that is not going to avoid this. The witness has the right to refuse to answer and the lawyer can inform them of this. The lawyer trying to direct the client is not going to look good and it could also bring the the lawyer into the case as an actual witness or even as a subject. It could end up being used as evidence of intimidation.
@panderzbananderz9320
4 жыл бұрын
Omg What? This happens? Does it ever catch up with them? Does a judge fuss at them?
@liamsandal6360
Жыл бұрын
"I was doin' this when you were still chasing cheerleaders." Someone watched the Godfather during breakfast.
@mr.redeyes2583
Жыл бұрын
"I was a lawyer while you were still going out with cheerleaders!" Someone's been watching Godfather part 1 :D
@heathbennett6219
4 жыл бұрын
Objection: that is a question.
@sublime88sublime
5 жыл бұрын
"Would you like a glass of water?" "Objection! speculative and argumentative"
@pinkguy8205
5 жыл бұрын
i pleed de fif
@MickeyD2012
5 жыл бұрын
This comment has me dying. Especially your user name, Tyrone.
@Jie67
5 жыл бұрын
I will name all my children Tyrone in honour of this comment.
@debfult85
5 жыл бұрын
Did trump hire this judge?
@tineyconerwillians4758
5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😁🤣😂😁🤣😂😁🤣🤣😊
@EnlightenedRogue24
2 жыл бұрын
Civil attorneys are some of the most uncivil people on the planet. ☝️🥴
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