This is a scene I had to cut from a future episode. I thought it was funny. (Even though it doesn't really work in the narrative anymore)
@jimi4921
Жыл бұрын
I can confirm it was funny
@Eddie42023
Жыл бұрын
The whole time I watched this, I was thinking: context, please.
@Desyx14
Жыл бұрын
It is hilarious!
@Shadowrunner123
Жыл бұрын
@@Eddie42023 this is one of the McGenk Brothers, Zee's Evil Wizard dudes. This one has a Daughter who, purposefully, as an act of rebellion, became a warlock. This McGenk finds this *deeply* irritating.
@Oddmanoutre
Жыл бұрын
@@Eddie42023 Zee's 'Animate Dead' video gives the context.
@HazySkies
Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a disgruntled evil wizard who abducts random people indiscriminately, solely for the purpose of ranting at them to vent out all their otherworldly frustrations. With the people in question having no clue what the heck they're on about. 🤣🤣🤣
@Alwayz114
Жыл бұрын
Cast Geas with the command "Be supportive. Don't offer solutions just listen. I really need this right now."
@paulgaither
Жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. I too remeber the days before the internet.
@roni_foxcoon
Жыл бұрын
-Sorry, Jeff. But i'm clearly the wrong person to help you with this. I'm just the Barista. -AND YOU WROTE MY NAME WRONG!
@Comicsluvr
Жыл бұрын
Cheaper than a therapist...
@rybread3981
Жыл бұрын
@@roni_foxcoon you just know he's going to suffer a most horrible fate for such a petty slight. After the ranting of course
@ornu01
Жыл бұрын
A priest in a barrel with a sign 'Please feed my god, he got really hungry and ate his own name'. The next day the barrel is empty and the sign is missing half of its words.
@johnp1806
Жыл бұрын
"P e a e d y g d, h go r a l un r a d a e i w na ." Did I do it right?
@Pumpkin-man
Жыл бұрын
Or, in a twist of fate; god comes back for thirds; Sign; “my god”
@The0Stroy
Жыл бұрын
@johnp1806 And that's how we get "prayers" like "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"...
@jimmydean7219
Жыл бұрын
I’m stealing this
@ananass8030
Жыл бұрын
I've just stolen your idea to a one shot as a decoration
@notgoldrat
Жыл бұрын
"Great old one? GREAT OLD ONE? *I* am the greatest 'OLD ONE' you're EVER gonna get!"
@Leto_0
Жыл бұрын
YOU TELL ME WHERE MY ARMOR IS, ORACLE!!!
@theimperviousfirecracker7934
Жыл бұрын
best comment.
@Gauldame
Жыл бұрын
I swear Mcgenk just grabbed a random goblin from a random dungeon after finding out his "not a phase" great great grandaughter showed up sporting a GOO lock build. *Portal* *Grab* *Portal*
@ShankMugen
Жыл бұрын
IIRC she was just his daughter, though the last time she made an appearance was a few years ago, will update if I remember
@spinningpeanut
Жыл бұрын
You cant tell me not to Worship Hibdeeble: God of convenient cardboard boxes that you forgot you had.
@swedneck
Жыл бұрын
i am partial to rumblecrag, godess of kitchen utensils
@ArchSchizo
Жыл бұрын
For me? Its gotta be Scamplewampus: God of when you stub your toe really hella hard but it doesn't hurt from sheer luck.
@webbowser8834
Жыл бұрын
I AM THE BOX GHOOOOOOOST!
@AcenMasterX
Жыл бұрын
I offer tribute to Anoia - Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers.
@Oddmanoutre
Жыл бұрын
If you take Pact of the Chain, do you get Tiny Box Tim as a familiar?
@Absolutely_Nobody
Жыл бұрын
Well I wasn't expecting the terrified little man in a cage.
@shadowtim3
Жыл бұрын
I mean, when you gotta vent, and you're evil. A prisoner is cheaper than a therapist.
@steveaustin2686
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowtim3 LOL
@Schmeethe88
Жыл бұрын
Shush
@Nickle_King
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowtim3Took the words right out of my mouth.
@timymax
Жыл бұрын
I did:D
@doublekrpg
Жыл бұрын
I heard this as an evil Seinfeld stand-up cold open. *"What's the deal with Elder Gods? They're Elder, they're collecting a pension, and they're gentrifying Florida beach towns. What stipulations do they require to tap into their powers, bring in the newspaper and make sure the Ensure bottles are chilled? But seriously folks..."*
@ApocGenesis
10 ай бұрын
"And the rituals! Have you ever been to a warlock ritual? Human activity does not need that much liquid!" "I'm serious! Magic is like going to college, right? You gotta be educated. Go to a wizard's ritual...it's basically math class. It smells like chalk everywhere, maybe a little spicy, you know...and that's it! A sorcerer's ritual? It's poetry night. Lots of shouting, lots of hand motions...maybe some snapping. But a warlock--a warlock's ritual is so...juicy! "'Sacrifice this, sacrifice that. Cut open this rabbit. Submit to the Mouth of the Unpronounceable'. By the end of it, I need a shower--except that's part of the ritual too! A warlocks ritual is part biology, part hydrological engineering, part gender studies!"
@marquaygeorge9312
Жыл бұрын
I think he might appreciate it more once she has access to the Dominate Person spell. That seems right up his alley.
@mr.h1262
Жыл бұрын
No, no, she needs to animate dead. Once she's done that, then they can talk
@Bluecho4
Жыл бұрын
@@mr.h1262 Just take the Invocation that lets you cast Animate Dead once per day. It's _technically_ necromancy.
@goonerbear8659
Жыл бұрын
"But she didn't even level up or find it in a book or scroll to get it! Her eldritch abomination sugar daddy gave it to her! She didn't have to earn Dominate Person like I did!"
@derschwartzadder
Жыл бұрын
if he fails the will save, he probably will.
@michaelcrumlett187
Жыл бұрын
As the dad of a daughter, I can definitely identify. The struggle is real!
@jackielinde7568
Жыл бұрын
Hey, mine somehow survived into adulthood. You and McGenk can do it, too. ;) But, yes, the struggle is real.
@heilmodrhinnheimski
Жыл бұрын
Nice, I’m still looking for a pearl worth 50gp so I can cast the spell too.
@OpenBiolabsGuy
Жыл бұрын
As the father of a daughter and the son of a mother..... Stop talking.
@TiroDvD
Жыл бұрын
I too feel shame and disappointment as an uncle to nieces. "No you shouldn't play Disney Dreamlight Valley. Disney Magical World or Pretty Princess Magical Garden Island is fine."
@ashtonhoward5582
Жыл бұрын
@@OpenBiolabsGuythe video is literally about a father of a daughter. In case this is the video you stumbled upon first from Zee. So he's literally relating to the father.
@Kromosios
Жыл бұрын
Almost forgot to pray the globgogabgalab, god of belly fat folds today! Thanks for reminding me angry Wizard dad!
@bray2964
Жыл бұрын
Let me guess Pact of the tome? He's known to be fond of his books
@Bluecho4
Жыл бұрын
I've been feeding Globgogabgalab for years, then.
@redbuck1385
Жыл бұрын
At LEAST there's books involved.
@Sarah12471
Жыл бұрын
No everyone knows the Globgogabgalab is the god of books
@lolly9804
Жыл бұрын
I sent my party to a jail full of misbehaving former gods, that is cut off from the rest of creation. So in order to cast spells, the clerics in my party do actually have to bargain with some random forgotten deity.
@Starfloofle
Жыл бұрын
Honestly that sounds like an awesomely weird roleplay situation lol
@leyrua
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, this kind of mechanic is incredibly fun. I actually did something like this with a wizard player, where he had to roleplay how he was acquiring his knowledge of new spells in preparation for his next level up. He took his first few levels as a rogue so that he could play somebody who learned magic by stealing the research notes from miserly wizards who greedily hoarded their arcane knowledge.
@TheScarvig
Жыл бұрын
@@leyrua thats litterally the source of arcane tricksters
@leyrua
Жыл бұрын
@@TheScarvig Yeah, he took three levels in rogue before multiclassing into wizard. He wanted to play an Arcane Trickster, but be able to do more than just illusion and enchantment spells. The character he built was incredibly fun.
@wadespencer3623
2 ай бұрын
Kinda sounds like the cleric in 8-Bit Theater He's an atheist cause he bargains with various gods to get what he wants, and he doesn't want to play favorites.
@russellharrell2747
Жыл бұрын
‘Warlock trash.’ He said it with such disdain. I love this guy.
@jackielinde7568
Жыл бұрын
Don't Worry, Keevil McGenk. It's only a phase, she'll outgrow it, and it's mostly to push your buttons. I know, I have a daughter myself. If you want, we can go meet at the local tavern or inn to commiserate. Please bring along a designated zombie, as one should never drink and drive their carriage.
@goonerbear8659
Жыл бұрын
I thought that once, too. The thing is, you don't outgrow magical debts. You pay them off or you die. Sometimes, you don't get a choice in that matter, either.
@jackielinde7568
Жыл бұрын
@@goonerbear8659 That's pretty much true of all debts.
@LucanVaris
Жыл бұрын
Would you prefer it if she went through her "Celestial Patron" phase? Pretty sure Lathander would have a few things to say about your use of Animate Dead.
@leurunner4764
Жыл бұрын
God said he'd teach me karate...
@josephperez2004
Жыл бұрын
@@leurunner4764That's the real struggle with the Celetisl Pact Warlock, ethically sourcing your powder to be sure your Patron doesn't cut you off.
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish
Жыл бұрын
The "WHAT'S SO 'GREAT' ABOUT THEM?!" has got me thinking about Jerry Seinfeld saying something like "wHaT's ThE dEaL wItH tHe OlD oNeS?" to a room full of fish people. Don't know why I decided to share this, but here I am.
@mikebliss3153
Жыл бұрын
This is going into my campaign now.
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish
Жыл бұрын
@@mikebliss3153 Please do, lol
@fakechemicals
Жыл бұрын
"Do you know why they're forgotten? Because they suck!" I thought he was talking about the Forgotten Realms for a second.
@Dw7freak
Жыл бұрын
The Great Old One Warlocks are actually very powerful, if a bit finicky. All their extended spells are either divination spells or control spells. It's one of the few classes/subclasses that get a resistance, and it's the uncommon psychic resistance. It's also one of two classs/subclasses that gets telepathy natively.
@ashtonhoward5582
Жыл бұрын
Psychic resistance isn't very applicable though. I'm not going to get into other classes, so staying within warlock you have the Undead with resistance to necrotic damage, the Fiend with a choice of what to be resistant to, the Genie with one of four resistances, the Fathomless with cold, and the Celestial with radiant. And Hexblade gets to make their cursed target miss 50% of what would normally be hits, which isn't quite as good as resistance but is far more applicable than resistance to one damage type. I will give you telepathy, though. It certainly can be good if the DM actually makes it worth anything. Though being able to communicate regardless of what language they can speak is pretty big regardless. Overall, I wouldn't call them powerful compared to the rest of the warlock subclasses. Though I would say the same for every warlock subclass (good job, WoTC), if it weren't for Hexblade existing. It's just too good for raw damage, and invocations cover most of your noncombat stuff as it is.
@gyrrakavian
Жыл бұрын
I think it might be something Skenk might have personal hangups on.
@johnbrownlee5419
Жыл бұрын
It's not a matter of power, it's a matter of applying herself!
@RaethFennec
Жыл бұрын
Ehhh. I rolled one as my first D&D character before I understood much and thank goodness my DM let me change up a few stats and choices later so I could swap to Fiend. GOW really is not that great, especially once you learn that the "telepathy" is only one-way. RAI, they can't speak back. It's a nice feature if your DM allows it, though, especially if you don't have access to species that have better telepathy features. Like Kalash-tar or Thri-kreen. Extended spell list is very meh. A resistance is great, but it's not until level 10 so your campaign is probably almost over and unless you're specifically fighting mindflayers or something with lots of psychic damage it's very likely to never come up. Entropic Ward is only once per short rest, and Create Thrall is VERY DM-dependent since it only charms the affected target, giving you some advantage on Charisma checks and not letting them attack you, but doesn't compel them to do anything. I see Great Old One Warlocks as similar to something like Horizon Walker ranger.
@nicolastracz3793
Жыл бұрын
I just started playing a great old one warlock. Mostly because of the spells and Eldritch Blast. Dissonant whispers is great, and so is Tasha's hideous laughter. Looking forward to Phantasmal force =D
@kayeka4123
Жыл бұрын
As the old joke goes: A wizard graduated magic school because they worked hard. A sorcerer managed through sheer natural talent. A Warlock graduated because they gave the professor a handy in the supply closet.
@blarghchan
Жыл бұрын
As a Warlock enjoyer, I lol'd.
@DFDelta
Жыл бұрын
Bard was actually competent enough to graduate with honors on their own, but they slept with the prof anyways Cleric graduated only because their dad owns the deans favorite golf club
@marclytle644
Жыл бұрын
Supply closet! Of course! That is where I messed up.
@stm7810
Жыл бұрын
@@DFDelta actually Clerics have to do a lot of study, almost as much as a wizard, like try remembering the whole fucking bible only this 1 isn't fiction and if you get it wrong your spells don't work.
@evelyn315dnd
Жыл бұрын
And the Artificer could have passed legit, but found a way to cheat on the test
@VinsBloodshotEye
Жыл бұрын
That little "shush" at 0:29 sends me 😂
@Aku9466
Жыл бұрын
I really hope that you’ll do more Mancerclasses on the different wizard school disciplines! Evocation is my favorite and it would be great to see you do that one, as well as the others!
@einstin2
Жыл бұрын
Or frankly one more with everyone's favorite Moonstone peddler.
@RCReilly
Жыл бұрын
You receive a message from a heavily armored dwarven necromancer using Sending: “Evokers are basic.”
@Aku9466
Жыл бұрын
@@RCReilly simple doesn’t mean bad. Besides, when you need an obstacle removed, be it a wall, a dragon, an army, or a pesky war crimes tribunal, there is nothing more efficient or satisfying than blowing them up with a mushroom cloud that would leave Megumin, Vegeta, or Black Mage from 8 Bit Theater jealous.
@RCReilly
Жыл бұрын
@Aku9466 I’m being ironic Sending is an Evocation spell!
Hmm. Having a party wake up as prisoners to a ranting angry Wizard dad, or heck, a float irritated Grampa Demilich, is a great session 0 idea...
@giannarone3991
Жыл бұрын
He definitely believes in essential potions
@bullethail3875
Жыл бұрын
I mean, he sounds more like a skeptic. He's literally saying "those old gods aren't worshipped anymore for a reason."
@giannarone3991
Жыл бұрын
@@bullethail3875 yeah that makes sense
@levikarkiainen331
Жыл бұрын
He's complaining about his warlock daughter isn't he?
@cesare_1302
Жыл бұрын
He could pardon her being a CHA caster like her mom but a WARLOCK?
@marcogenovesi8570
Жыл бұрын
@@cesare_1302 She is a CHONK caster if I remember correctly, her thighs can save lives
@Michael-bb1cw
Жыл бұрын
She can’t even Animate Dead! Warlock trash.
@Paintchipsrocks
Жыл бұрын
They don't even get access to Animate Dead!
@TiroDvD
Жыл бұрын
She's a teen female. So her patron is probably not a GOO but a GOO from a fanfic by Kuo-Toas.
@drewz8893
Жыл бұрын
God of Toenails 😂😂😂😂
@SirBearingtonSupporter
Жыл бұрын
Please grant mine good health!
@RenoKyrie
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Druids: I just love nature soo hard it gave me magic Ranger: I dont even know what i did to get Magic, i kinda just, want Nature and Civilization to be balanced
@TheZombiesReanimated
Жыл бұрын
Paladin of Ted Kaczynski.
@Introbulus
Жыл бұрын
And Bards are just like "Hey I just sang really good and magic started to happen! Cool, right?"
@LucanVaris
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Sorcerers are just like: ...What? You were _expecting_ something here? That'd take effort. Sorcs don't do that.
@rukk1357
Жыл бұрын
@@LucanVaris Sorcerers, out of all these, are the only ones that actually emphasize having a special origin.
@trebmal587
Жыл бұрын
Warlock : I feel scamed...
@francoveron1082
Жыл бұрын
I love how the warlock gave the goblin he captured to say his problems to McDonald's to eat
@Pantherman1979
Жыл бұрын
You never cease to at least make me chuckle, thank you Zee; I needed that.
@playwars3037
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me so much of the 'guests' of overlord Zahndrekh in Warhammer 40k, human prisonners forced to share a feast table with necrons (who are basically undead egyptian robots) pretending to eat and doing politicking, with their host trying to engage his 'guests' and tell war stories while the poor bastards don't even speak the necrons' language let alone understand why that giant robot with glowing eyes is pretending to get drunk with a bottle of wine that's been empty for several million years !
@bthsr7113
Жыл бұрын
At least Trazyn is educational if patronizing after kidnapping you.
@youtubeuniversity3638
Жыл бұрын
Even Greater And Older Ones
@speedwagon9274
Жыл бұрын
Shadow Wizard Money Gang
@CactusJackIV
Жыл бұрын
Loved this, being an angry Wizard dad is hard work. If they only understood the souls I’d collected to help them summon a forgotten god of their own. I tell you kids these days.
@Mat23
Жыл бұрын
Seeing a new Zee cartoon always makes my day. When he shushed him - is the moment it got me. 😂😂😂
@jamescanjuggle
11 ай бұрын
this was really funny xD, id love to watch you animating fun ideas like this one
@flooferderp2918
Жыл бұрын
I think he’ll change his mind when he learns about the Elder Evils
@silk3sm00th
Жыл бұрын
Weekly drops from you are an absolute summer treat, boss!
@Moe_Posting_Chad
Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely amazing. Like. This is the most relatable and unrelatable rant. Perfection!
@danielhale1
Жыл бұрын
I had two new video alerts this morning: OSP's Trope Talk on Pinocchio, and Angry Wizard Dad. They are near-polar opposites and both delightful!
@ryanweisner6749
Жыл бұрын
this was adorable, please more mini-verses of your old stories X3
@trident042
Жыл бұрын
I can't explain the number of concepts I use in my day to day life, ideas I get on random Thursdays, and sudden rememberances of memes that come to me all because of some old Penny Arcade.
@johntheherbalistg8756
2 ай бұрын
So resentful about his daughter not taking up the family business 😂
@WittelMeThis
Жыл бұрын
Incredible, as per usual with this channel. Keep it up Zee, love your stuff.
@alpacaofthemountain8760
Жыл бұрын
I have no words to describe how much I love this
@shada0
8 ай бұрын
They ate the words to describing them, ha ha. I love just how casually that was thrown out, like ya that's just a thing they can do.
@elitemook4234
Жыл бұрын
Angry Wizard dad really doesn’t approve of his daughters new boyfriend.
@jackielinde7568
Жыл бұрын
Naw, this is one of those goth religious issues he's upset. If he was ranting about her new boyfriend, it would be some chest thumping barbarian, like ol' Cohen. I know this, as I, too, am a father of a daughter.
@Arthas30000
Жыл бұрын
Man, this is only 50 seconds long, but I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂 thank you Zee!
@UnquenchableHarvest
Жыл бұрын
I liked it! I watched it through, the first time, thought there was something there that I wasn't picking up on... watched a couple more times, and I think I got it. It's a grumpy wizard dad who's pissed because he just found out that his daughter is in a pact with a great old one. Love it, Zee! Another great one!
@xulore4403
8 ай бұрын
We need a literal series of this guy's work.
@thatpedanticcommenter5847
Жыл бұрын
When you’re too boomer for these new fangled eldritch horrors.
@hmroid6884
Жыл бұрын
Actually yeah, what does a near immortal necromancer do when a god is created or becomes popular Like how do you explain to someone how much you hate when some disgruntled cult leader dreams up a new less cool apocalypse god?
@dimensionalchaos8422
Жыл бұрын
Bae wake up zee posted a McGenk-canon video
@hoppityhares2597
Жыл бұрын
I keep watching this clip. its just great
@pedrostormrage
Жыл бұрын
0:38 "What's so great about them?" He's just asking Cthulhu to cast Maddening Darkness on him at this point 🐙
@SirBearingtonSupporter
Жыл бұрын
He definitely has Wish prepared -- Cthulhu still has to obey Mystra's rules of magic. If the DM could ignore that then we aren't playing dungeons and dragons anymore. =D
@c2HitsButtons
Жыл бұрын
Your line delivery is so Rusty Venture and I love it
@kevinfelton689
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad we got a follow-up to that random one-off.
@radish_dash4155
Жыл бұрын
"They ate the words we need to describe them" is actually pretty metal
@B00Radl33
Жыл бұрын
Words cannot express how funny I found this. 😂🎉
@mateusrabelo7890
Жыл бұрын
We needed this
@santiagocorbo4327
Жыл бұрын
I can't have enough of this videos, every one if them has character development 😂
@Ryu_D
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@chaosspork
Жыл бұрын
I was delighted to see a Penny Arcade reference on here! Thank you!
@Kattbirb
Жыл бұрын
"She can't even animate dead!"
@bugpocket
Жыл бұрын
Good to see you uploading again Zee! ❤
@CruzaComplex
Жыл бұрын
"Because they ate the words we need to describe them" Gold.
@roboticus9518
Жыл бұрын
I would also eat the words used to describe me if I were the god of toenails
@AMPMASTER10
Жыл бұрын
Evil Dad advice: It could be worse. She could've been a Cleric devoted to justice or purity.
@ArcmageZaln
Жыл бұрын
Don't you dare disrespect my God of toenails! May the nails always grow forward! 😂
@haddyDrow1
Жыл бұрын
I love your videos.
@AviatorFox
Жыл бұрын
I LOVE this one
@lordburgendy6108
Жыл бұрын
I'll never forget: "To do... their chores...!"
@callaghancase6028
Жыл бұрын
"Am I not great enough?? OLD enough??? "y-yes master you are quite great and old yes you have both qualities in superfluous amounts" "what did you just say to me??"
@silverthorngoodtree5533
Жыл бұрын
"What is so great about a Great..." [C'thulu enters the room]
@tracey9888
11 ай бұрын
I do enjoy eating words to describe my cosmic rage at the dirty mortals.
@SkipCole
Жыл бұрын
Love your stuff!!!
@thegloriouswizard5270
Жыл бұрын
Not a parent, but a wizard: i feel that. *i feel that*
@Cheerwine091
Жыл бұрын
“God of the Second Kind of Snow” actually sounds like a real great old one
@alicem1340
Жыл бұрын
love this and love you!!
@xerokitsune
Жыл бұрын
Goodness now I can't get out of my head the idea of a litch spending most of his time not in study but ranting to a skeleton minion about the horrible adventurers and their "slimy and squishy bits" touching all his "stuff"(traps and minions).
@splatterkat3838
Жыл бұрын
As a father with a young son, I do occasionally rant about similar things while he struggles to hear Paw Patrol over my yelling.
@DesertSun0
Жыл бұрын
In Genius: The Transgression, ranting to a prisoner like this literally recharges your manna.
@mikegould6590
Жыл бұрын
More of this, please
@BYERE
Жыл бұрын
I once played a farmer, who was contacted by a maiden deity, who claimed she was wrongly imprisoned in another dimension. From that day forth, he deemed himself her champion... and would be the greatest Paladin the world had ever seen, and would free this fair maiden from her unjustly imprisonment! Unfortunately, it wasn't a maiden deity, but a Great Old One who fed on the sanity of mortals. Lyomar had inadvertently agreed to have It as his patron and become a Warlock... and gone completely and utterly insane from the meeting. Had he succeeded in freeing the "maiden", he'd have opened a portal into the dimension of the Great Old One, allowing it to slip into the material plane, offering up a whole smorgasbord of mortals to feast upon!
@gigabyteguru2452
Жыл бұрын
He’s not angry. He’s just disappointed.
@entothechesnautknight1762
Жыл бұрын
I like how the Mcgenks have been getting increasingly smaller scale in their crimes. Sometimes you just need to shrink down an orc, trap them in a box, and torture them with the agony of your mind. Nothing fancy.
@Nickle_King
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know whether to blame the powers to cause visceral insanity, or a certain genre of anime on why you would want to worship maddening tentacle entities, but it’s one of the two.
@birdsbirdsbirds5865
Жыл бұрын
Wow this just gave me an idea for a warlock who's patron is desperate to be remembered.
@irishbatman2917
Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the goblin so hard, I think I pissed myself a little
@geoffdewitt6845
Жыл бұрын
OMG I did not know I needed this encounter in my D&D games...
@hayuseen6683
Жыл бұрын
They’re great at parties. Nobody throws bangers like entities that don’t care about your measly laws of reality.
@webbywebster7646
Жыл бұрын
Is there a team behind this channel? actually unreal animating abilities, writing and editing
@kctalks
Жыл бұрын
Amen, brother
@Markm8
Жыл бұрын
Definitely agree, wizards got it ruff with kids these days I swear
@TrollOfReason
Жыл бұрын
"If only she *worshipped* a forgotten god! Then she'd have books - scripture even! AND REAL SPELL SLOTS!"
@rylog8
Жыл бұрын
"Great Old One? If they're so great, why isn't there an Old One 2?"
@tkc1129
Жыл бұрын
LOL I love it! If I ever get to play again, I want to make a PC that wants to revive a forgotten god, and the DM gets to choose what if any old, dead gods I find on my adventure.
@indigoaway6
Жыл бұрын
i could totally see warlocks being seen as that weird hippie combination of a sorcerer, wizard, and cleric.
@mildsatyr3731
Жыл бұрын
Looking at the wizard: “well for starters, they can do what you need a spell slot to do with a wave of their *insert equivalent of a hand here*.
@SupaAirunFIst
11 ай бұрын
I desire more angry wizard dad
@KingCreepa
Жыл бұрын
This honestly could be a villain monologue in an early dungeon and something the players could taunt them on later.
@Second-Hand-Shadow
Жыл бұрын
My daughter also went off to worship some old god and became a warlock had to remove her from the family sending
@mootcrayon8671
6 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. Second kind of snow had me prone.
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