"That'd be like us writing a story about Joseph Smith, who really had mormon powers wrecking all kinds of shit down in Utah, and the only one who can save us is DAVY FUCKING CROCKET!" ...Fucking sold.
@Superhrnet
9 жыл бұрын
Same, someone get a Kickstarter going.
@sebastiancintron29
9 жыл бұрын
I would have said Indiana Jones riding Optimus Prime into battle with hid best friend Lassie. But that line is still fucking gold.
@Billaxle
9 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard at any other joke here on Anime Abandon... AND THAT'S A FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT!!! X;D
@yamiblade
9 жыл бұрын
Braden Chittick Agreed.
@brentwhite7150
9 жыл бұрын
That needs to be real!
@nicobambino191
8 жыл бұрын
I explained this to my Japanese history professor. She broke down laughing. Best part of this crap is "My Revenge!"
@ellnats
Жыл бұрын
i would pay good money to see that
@KamelGuru
9 жыл бұрын
Mormon-powered Joseph Smith VS Anime Davy Crockett would be freaking sweet
@marley7868
6 жыл бұрын
someone make that a thing
@SwagMasterGe
6 жыл бұрын
the sequel could be with brigham young vs devry crockett
@V4Now
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds Like that chinese fighting game thst has Zeus and Jesus fighting each other
@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
4 жыл бұрын
I'd pay good money to see that
@animeAJproductions
3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch it. At least for fifteen minutes of pop!
@theRantingTroper
9 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Naruto wasn't the only ninja to appear at 2:23. The rest were just good at their jobs.
@ellnats
Жыл бұрын
such as a ninja should be
@Yogaji
9 жыл бұрын
"GET HIM, JESUS!"
@StrikeTeam99
9 жыл бұрын
scene would have gone good with the jesus soundclip from when excel saga visits america
@WingSlash
9 жыл бұрын
Jesus: "I help those who help themselves!".
@horaciosi
9 жыл бұрын
Mitzukoto Yogaji GET HIM A BODY BAG, JESUS! YEAH!
@joesomenumbers
8 жыл бұрын
+horaciosi The serpent came to Tenchi with temptations, but yea, he would not sweep the leg.
@Tellin08
7 жыл бұрын
my sides hurt
@Mikeanglo
8 жыл бұрын
How ironic. This Jube samurai character is clearly meant to be the hero, but ultimately ends up being the VILLAIN because he essentially precipitates the birth of the anti-christ and never gets the chance to save the world because the production got shut down. Well, I bet the writers didn't see THAT shit coming.
@ellnats
5 жыл бұрын
that's the problem with religion, anyone who opposes them is labeled the enemy
@Green-Raccoon777
3 жыл бұрын
@@ellnats But this is Japan we are talking about. Japan doesn't give a shit for any religion but Shintoism or any other local faiths. Outside groups are tolerated at best. So I don't see an anti-religious project warrent being shut down half-way due to it's mere existance. I mean, look at SMT.
@RichardWatt
2 жыл бұрын
@@Green-Raccoon777 maybe they ran out of money and couldn't get any more investment?
@Prototyphoon64
Жыл бұрын
@dWatt if I remember correctly, the reason why the anime was cancelled because a murder that happened was similar to the ninja resurrection anime in one of the episode. as for the murder in question, they never explained what was the “murder” case that lead to it’s cancellation. I try to find out what the murder case that is similar to the anime and found nothing at the time, for all we know it may have been one of the death scenes in the missing episode 3 or 4. (The ninja resurrection anime was meant to be a 4 episodes/parts long show/movie)
@BeachTypeZaku
Ай бұрын
@Green-Raccoon777 Even Buddhism is subject to Japanese interpretation. They even rename all of the characters in the 3 Kingdoms Era in China in their own history. Everyone gets a Japanese name.
@geardog24
9 жыл бұрын
It's almost like this anime was made purposely to piss off everyone, not just Ninja Scroll fans or Japanese historians, everyone.
@InternetHydra
9 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the general opinion of it from the day ADV sicced it upon the west. There are way worse animes out there, and even some more controversial in terms of content, but there aren't many that are as flat out universally despised. The only way you could like this thing is the way Sage says he does: fascination.
@drhploveboat
9 жыл бұрын
the story for this series long predates Ninja Scroll. it's based on a novel that combined fiction with historical events. the original title translated was Samurai Resurrection, or Samurai Reincarnation, not Ninja Resurrection. the anime isn't the first adaptation of it, the story as has been done several times as live action feature films, most recently in 2003. but the best known version came out in 1981, staring Sonny Chiba as Jubei Yagyu, and Tomisaburo Wakayama playing his father Munenori Yagyu. audiences in the west would known Wakayama as Lone Wolf from the Lone Wolf & Cub film series, and they would know Sonny Chiba as Hattori Hanzo from Kill Bill. in Japan however, Jubei Yagyu was Sonny Chiba's most famous recurring role, having played him many times in film and television, and Jubei Yagyu was an historical figure. in Japan, Jubei Yagyu is way more famous than Jubei from Ninja Scroll.
@maxbrandt6
9 жыл бұрын
I'm more bamboozled then pissed-off, what a mind fuck this anime was!
@LikaLaruku
9 жыл бұрын
Also Youtouden (Wrath of the Ninja) fans, who back in the day were tricked into thinking the 3 were somehow related.
@drhploveboat
9 жыл бұрын
***** shhhh.... how are Americans supposed to know that the titles on the box aren't the real titles? that would require like effort or something....
@joentheamouni3
8 жыл бұрын
"Jesus was white!" "No, Jesus was black!" "Guys, guys, Jesus...was Jewish" [All Laugh]
@livevil223
8 жыл бұрын
Correction,Jesus is frictional.
@MohammadAl1997
8 жыл бұрын
+Bill Shadix it was a joke
@livevil223
8 жыл бұрын
+Ripped ntripps I like jokes.
@markuscriticus8278
7 жыл бұрын
I legit dunno where that came from. Shouldn't he be a middle-eastern Jew?
@blixer8384
7 жыл бұрын
This is a pet peeve of my so keep that in mind. Saying Jesus was fiction is just flat out stupid, you can deny his divinity all you want. But to say at the very least their was not Jewish Reformer in the time of the of the first century who was crucified by the Romans and perceived as many to be the son of the Jewish god is idiotic. It's like claiming the Buddha, Mohammad, Confucius, Joseph Smith, or Christopher Hitchens didn't exist.
@ZanraiKid
9 жыл бұрын
As a practicing Catholic, not only is this anime only the second I've seen that directly references the Shimbara Rebellion, the first being Samurai Champloo, but it manages to out-crazy Samurai Champloo. And that had a St. Francis Xavier caricature in the form of his grandson, in which he appears as Jewish, cross-eyed as fuck, a lech, runs a underground club that has massive statues of the Crucifixion (with one statue of Jesus slinging the Cross over his shoulder like he's Paul Bunyan), wields a giant shotgun/blunderbuss hybrid, and is also a Japanese con artist. Fucking. 10/10. Seriously, Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights ain't got jack on this burning tire pile of madness.
@GetsugaTensho85
9 жыл бұрын
GET HIM JESUS! CUT HIM DOWN! Oh my God! That is single-handedly the funniest line I must have heard in an anime! I think I have to say that in real life now!
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
strange, i missed it where did it happen
@omegaXjammur
9 жыл бұрын
I guess everyone's favorite part of the bible is when Jesus turned into a dragon now.
@An_Actual_Rat
9 жыл бұрын
There was a segment cut from the Bible where baby Jesus commanded a legion of dragons. I am not joking.
@1Iamnotserious
9 жыл бұрын
Greg Vee Wait you mean Jessus was actually Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon??
@An_Actual_Rat
9 жыл бұрын
1Iamnotserious No, more like an Alpha dragon in the sequel, but in human form.
@1Iamnotserious
9 жыл бұрын
White Knight oh sorry. I meant Toothless. But I do agree with your statement.
@blixer8384
6 жыл бұрын
There was one version of the Bible where Jesus killed a Dragon.
@averagejoe5145
2 жыл бұрын
Ninja Resurrection is an adaptation of a Japanese novel called Makai Tensho. You can find an article about it on Wikipedia. I don't think the book has been published in English, but there HAVE been several live-action films based on it. If you want to get an idea on how the story of this anime MIGHT have ended, then you can check out those films at least. Fun fact: The book's main villain WAS a ninja who used to serve Amakusa Shirou & he only became a ninja to learn how to summon demons & create undead. The synopsis says he brought back BOTH Jubei Yagyu & Amakusa Shirou as undead in the book, but I don't know what their roles in the original story were after that. All I have to go on is the synopsis & that's it.
@rhett8819
Жыл бұрын
I read a little about this too. Going off what I know and this synopsis, I can see why it failed with audiences, as it seems to be going really fast and loose with the source material.
@averagejoe5145
Жыл бұрын
@@rhett8819 Most adaptations of the story play fast & loose with it. There have been several live-action films based on it. Shirou Amakusa is usually the ultimate villain in all of them as opposed to his underling in the story.
@Arcademan09
9 жыл бұрын
I had this DVD on my shelf for over a year and on a whim I decided to watch it with a group of friends of mine for a marathon of "so bad they're good films" but because our host lost our original tapes I decided to put this one on instead and neither of us have ever heard of this batshit insane anime. Needless to say we were mesmerized by the experience and shocked it ended without an ending. *WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEE HOW IT ENDS.*
@ChibiWes101
9 жыл бұрын
So.. I just learned that there was a Christian Rebellion from an Anime that is all over the place when it comes to historical fact.. Something is very wrong with that.
@boooRatt1
9 жыл бұрын
Could be worse... there is a company that includes a "History of Anime Art Form" documentary as a bonus feature on all their Hentai releases...
@ChibiWes101
9 жыл бұрын
Well.. is it historically inaccurate? I mean Hentai is just Anime Porn if we wanna keep this simple. So I mean, why not give out a bit of free content for when you're cleaning up after all that fappin'? XD
@TheRezro
9 жыл бұрын
Christianity has big part in conflict of Sengoku Jidai in XV-XVI century Japan. But outside that, creators literally don't know shit about that religion. It literally look like someone pull random history book, and in end probably don't know even that Christianity is true religion.
@boooRatt1
9 жыл бұрын
Wes Roth Oh, it's accurate just weird since it uses footage from all these big well know animes in history like Astro-Boy and Guyver! Just weird to to say you learned something about anime history from the dark seedy underbelly of it! XD
@MrColuber
9 жыл бұрын
TheRezro The XVIth century and XVII century. The Portuguese didn't reach Japan until the 1540s. You got the centuries wrong.
@Snktp17
8 жыл бұрын
Episode 3, it starts with Jubei seeing the chaos Satan is doing and just says "Fuck this shit, I'm out."
@Green-Raccoon777
3 жыл бұрын
He was going the Chaos route anyway.
@indigoajnanyx6691
5 жыл бұрын
David Crockett fighting superpowered Joseph Smith is something I would watch. “GET THE MORMON GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT UNCLE!!!”
@1krani
9 жыл бұрын
18:55 *I WILL WRITE THAT STORY EVEN IF EVERY JACKASS ON TUMBLR SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR WITH A NOOSE IN HAND.* Good Lord, that is *golden*, Sage. THANK YOU for inspiring me!
@millennialboomer6780
9 жыл бұрын
If you do write it, make sure to post a link; I'd love to read it.
@1krani
9 жыл бұрын
Brian Seaman In the mean time, here's something I wrote for my Cinematic Storytelling class: www.fanfiction.net/s/11018549/1/Supergirl-Returns WARNING: this story is nuts.
@1krani
9 жыл бұрын
***** BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're welcome.
@rodney2x48
9 жыл бұрын
Ikrani I cracked up twice as much at the Grant Morrison part. This was freaking great.
@1krani
9 жыл бұрын
Rodney 2x4 It's even funnier when you realize that's something he actually said, in all seriousness, to an entire audience. And we bowed for the privilege of hearing him say it.
@TheLoneSmoker
9 жыл бұрын
So glad that Bennett never fails to delivery. This anime deserved that Kevin Smith idea. It would make a lot more sense than the story as it is...
@DeadCrescendo
8 жыл бұрын
Amakusa Shiro Tokisada was also the final boss in the SNK Fighting Game "Samurai Showdown"
@Ramsey276one
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he would return as DLC in the latest version?
@Lori_P89
9 жыл бұрын
*takes a long drag from a cigarette* THAT...was a journey.
@xcaluhbration
6 жыл бұрын
Lori P that picture matches the comment PERFECTLY
@RangerJackWalker
3 жыл бұрын
It’s such a shame that Amakusa Shiro, a teenager who led a rebellion against religious oppression and was executed for it is almost exclusively interpreted in modern Japanese media as evil incarnate. Really showing your extreme xenophobia, Japan.
@ericcaulfield4477
3 жыл бұрын
The 1981 movie adaptation by Kinji Fukasaku kind of showed that Shiro lost faith in God after seeing all of his followers get butchered and basically went to the devil as a means of revenge against the Shogunate. That adaptation makes the Shogunate look just as bad there considering they behead women and children. It didn't really feel like Shiro was evil incarnate there.
@bar-1studios
Жыл бұрын
@@ericcaulfield4477 And the 1996 and 2003 adaptations. OKAY, so this is based on the novel Makai Tensho by Futaro Yamada. And yeah, it *is* technically a sequel to Ninja Scroll, as much as the anime Basilisk is a sequel to Ninja Scroll and the movie Shinobi: Heart Under Blade is... and a LOT of other movies, tv shows and manga. Look the author up. He's basically the guy's stuff was popular, working in evergreen public domain historical figures like Hattori Hanzo, Jubei Yagyu, and more.
@ericcaulfield4477
Жыл бұрын
@@bar-1studios I must apologize I haven't really seen all the adaptations but the 1981 one.
@bar-1studios
Жыл бұрын
@@ericcaulfield4477 No need to apologize- but it just goes to show how popular and prolific the guy was. ... with or without magic vagina bubbles. (NO. SERIOUSLY.)
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
like fr i saw nothing wrong with this guy, thru this fever dream ass OVA i learnt something new about japan's history, and to be honest, i cheered for him, but that's maybe just my (ex-)christian solidarity (i used to be kinda religious in my childhood)
@OpticalArxenal
9 жыл бұрын
I still love how they animated Shiro while he was freaking out (I did watch the full episodes of it). Full on cartoony insanity. I did get the 'soccer' fan joke though. Unfortunately.
@iamaunicorn1232
7 жыл бұрын
none ninjas? How about nun ninjas? Nun ninjas, the masters of the metal ruler.
@nightmarefanatic1819
3 жыл бұрын
Nunjas?
@immy829
8 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention they also had another historical figure who is the old man with white hair, Musashi Miyamoto. If I'm correct, Musashi NEVER met or knew Jubei Yagyu, nor was he a ninja, either.
@firepuppies4086
2 жыл бұрын
Then Sasaki Kojiro borrows a Jubei's theme
@its-morbintime
8 жыл бұрын
I just found out that there are a couple of Japanese live action movies that pretty much have the exact same plot! Jubei Yagyu fights Amakusa Shiro who has been reincarnated as Satan. Apparantly it was popular enough to warrant a sequel, both were directed by the same guy and the titles are known as "Reborn From Hell". They even got Martin Burke to reprise his role as Amakusa. ...LOOK IT UP! ITS TOTALLY REAL!
@sumguy0110
8 жыл бұрын
+Morbius Fitzgerald Yeah. It was a novel first, I believe.
@WTFisTingispingis
6 жыл бұрын
_WHAT_ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
@alexlong9107
3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't able to find an anime reborn from hell (found a few unrelated to this anime live action ones based in a similar story but that's besides the point) I did find the actual sequel to this it's called ninja scroll hell spawn .
@jcl3005
2 жыл бұрын
Ironically He also ended up in the Fate series as a heroic servant as well XD
@jamg25
9 жыл бұрын
Actually Shiro is Tenshi. The Tenshi is just a title, like Christ.
@plastictoast8538
9 жыл бұрын
I'm Christian I luv anime but this makes Scientology look realistic
@gideon5386
9 жыл бұрын
How come shiro-jesus looks like fucking Alucard right before he transforms?
@geardog24
9 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was super powered vampire all along. Makes more sense than this bat shit insane anime does.
@TheRezro
9 жыл бұрын
I only know that most Japanese even don't mention Jesus, and probably don't understand idea of Messiah/Christ outside generic "savior" or champion of heaven. I could bring some Shin Megami Tensei reference, but creators of that show don't know literally nothing about Christianity, so even that would be pointless.
@Solqueen86
9 жыл бұрын
***** But he is rooting for God? It's Anderson's wet dream and nightmare all rolled into one!
@yugoxgc
9 жыл бұрын
Well the anime did state that this person could also become Satan. Going from Alucard to Satan feels more natural than starting with Jesus to get there
@majdjinn5042
9 жыл бұрын
TheRezro I would add that they also have storie a where a normal human I'm with great power can flip on a dime and usually if not always screw up. Human born from a god would just be magic human.
@shishiwakamaru4
9 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this anime when I was real little and just getting into anime in the very late 90's, early 2000's. I had picked it up from block buster, which at the time was my only source of anime, and it fucked me up and almost put me off of anime for good. But I chock that up to my age at the time and I had forgotten about it, till now. Now I fell like I could rewatch it cause I can handle it better now that I'm older.
@orinanime
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this is hearing Jubei's crazy father. Thinking he's as bat-shit psychotic, manipulative, hypocritical and murderous as Heihachi Mishima. And realizing it's the same voice actor from the Tekken anime.
@MonotoneGaming
9 жыл бұрын
I just had to comment.. thank you for showing me this crazy as fuck anime. I never laughed so hard or reacted so much to any of your videos until now. I consider it an early birthday gift. Thank you Sage.
@GabyGeorge1996
6 жыл бұрын
God-level Joseph Smith vs Davy Crockett? Actually, that sounds awesome in the most bonkers way
@Bobvanksy
9 жыл бұрын
Asuming Jesus was so easily convinced, why would a all knowing God grant him extra powers if it's a wild goose chase.
@angelartiyalvt9574
8 жыл бұрын
Jesus was pretty chill, but he did know where to draw the line, and if pushed too far, he would (and did) get violent.
@thehoodedteddy1335
8 жыл бұрын
Really? Id be interested to see some examples.
@blixer8384
7 жыл бұрын
If you desecrated the temple he would violently cast you out, like he did to the money changers.
@angelartiyalvt9574
7 жыл бұрын
chased 'em out with a whip
@RavenWitchShade
8 жыл бұрын
The first time I watched this review a while back, i thought the voice actor sounded familiar when Shiro goes off the deep end. It's just a shame the clip of him freaking out wasn't followed up with "SHUT UP, TAILS!!" Would have gone perfectly. Also, "GET HIM, JESUS!" cracks me up every time I hear that line.
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
aha-ha, i see what you did there
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
should've been the "you might know everything i'm going to do" verse, sans the "strange, isn't it", would've fit better
@CroseBuhrn
7 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Sage review. This anime is just so straight-faced while committing insanity.
@TioMegamanX
9 жыл бұрын
Sage, never use that high pitched sound ever again, it hurts, like for real.
@Earthstar_Review
6 жыл бұрын
I mean the details are fuzzy, but what sound? Why am I bleeding?
@AndreisReaper666
9 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the father has the same voice actor as Heihachi in the dub of Tekken: The Motion Picture. Every actor has a calling and his is to play batshit insane dads.
@shanethepain13
9 жыл бұрын
Joseph Smith with Mormon powers fighting Davy Crockett? *Sigh* Yeah i'd probably watch the shit out of that.
@WTFisTingispingis
6 жыл бұрын
Same. SAME.
@daneyal7162
8 жыл бұрын
10:50- Oh hi, Wolverine!
@nexasttereve7853
7 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHA! My father has heard me and granted my prayer: MY REVENGE!
@AdventDoom
8 жыл бұрын
In my head cannon I see this as a prequel to the Samurai Showdown. Makes this seem like the best thing ever.
@rickewjr
9 жыл бұрын
Bang it Sage After many years I had finally manage to forget the disappointment I had with ninja resurrection's ending but now after watching this its all returned....Thanks for that.... lol nice vid man, I look forward to watching the rest of what you have.
@LBAW
9 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this many crucifixes in an anime since Evangelion.
@jhonjacson798
8 жыл бұрын
19:09 not sure what this whole rant was about, maybe it's the anti theist in me, but everything that yyou have described, including the whole fighting joseph smith with davy crocket, that sounds AWESOME, might actually watch it now.
@SharpmanPrime01
9 жыл бұрын
Wait...He mentioned Martin Burke as Shiro's VA?...Kinda funny that's Sonic's VA in the Sonic OVA...huh.
@GreatAwesomeReviewer
9 жыл бұрын
Strange, isn't it?
@SharpmanPrime01
9 жыл бұрын
GreatAwesomeReviewers .....I really should have seen that coming....
@GreatAwesomeReviewer
9 жыл бұрын
SharpmanPrime01 Yes, yes you should have.
@SharpmanPrime01
9 жыл бұрын
GreatAwesomeReviewers No problem dude.
@GreatAwesomeReviewer
9 жыл бұрын
SharpmanPrime01 Well, there is ONE problem. You know exactly what I'm going to do, and I know exactly what *YOU'RE* going to do. No, I won't stop quoting that terrible, yet awesome OVA.
@MrFivefivefivesix
8 жыл бұрын
3:24 This Christian dude's beliefs specifically forbade suicide, so he was executed. Soon everyone learned that people die when they are killed.
@sensibleGamer
9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the narration meant that 'Tenchi' is what they call God. "... the son of our god Tenchi" Oh, wait, seems I have gone over my daily allotment of pointless nitpicking. I can hear the crotch-wolves coming. Gotta run!
@whitedwarf13
9 жыл бұрын
Amakusa and Jubei are also both characters in SNK's Samurai Shodown
@Ramsey276one
3 жыл бұрын
Missing Amakusa in the DLC!
@TheIconodule
9 жыл бұрын
When the Japanese handle Christianity it's always laughable. I only know of one exception and I suspect that exception is due to Mr Shusako Endo was himself a devout Roman Catholic. Consequently if you want a serious treatment of Christianity in Japan during this sort of time period, Silence and The Samurai are great novels.
@jamcalx
9 жыл бұрын
the who created ultraman was a christian. so was late actor Toshiro Mifune, and he seen as a national treasure.
@ligtningdog6399
9 жыл бұрын
For the most part, for works of fiction, they don't take any religion that seriously. Christianity is fair game, not unlike how Americans works use Norse and Greek mythology.
@Elementa2006
9 жыл бұрын
While he wasn't Christian (he was agnostic), Osamu Tezuka has had more positive portrayal of Christianity in his manga works.
@jamcalx
9 жыл бұрын
Badre Bally so did shotaro ishinomori (kamen rider, cyborg 009, kikaider) who worked under Tezuka.
@darkservantofheaven
9 жыл бұрын
I read that Martin Scorceas was supposed to make a live action movie based on silence
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
8 жыл бұрын
2:24 marks the first recorded occasion of Naruto Uzumaki being subtle. And… fans of Naruto? You know I'm right.
@Tronathon242
9 жыл бұрын
Dude! You missed a good Talladega Nights reference! "I like to picture my Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai."
@DNS9859
9 жыл бұрын
GIT EM JESUS!!!
@escoSZN
8 жыл бұрын
Back in 98 this anime was too dope, this was cool when I was 15!
@attackofthecopyrightbots
9 жыл бұрын
i love how nonchalant his reaction to magic jesus is
@SLAUGHTERAMA
5 жыл бұрын
Every time Amakusa Shiro is portrayed in an anime, it's a weird fucking thing. Between here, Sins of the Sisters and Fate/Apocrypha, there's so much insanity to unpack, but my favorite is undoubtedly SotS Shiro with that voice that can only come from a third testicle. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~..." *GODFIRE LUL*
@OnDavidsBrain
9 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! There was so much Bullshit in this anime that even Penn and Teller would just flat out give up. My brain, it hurts. Bring us the review, wipe away the debt, bring us the review, wipe away the debt.
@darthlazurus4382
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly feel Bennet and his team should make a horror film.
@83N7
8 жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna see Joseph Smith vs Davy Crockett
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
8 жыл бұрын
We all do.
@buck342443
8 жыл бұрын
I would pay good fucking money to see Joseph Smith vs. Davy Crockett, that be far more epic then Batman vs. Superman could every be!
@jarrettpennington4579
5 жыл бұрын
I am unashamed to admit that myself and some friends were roped into thinking this was some kind of sequel to Ninja Scroll. The anime was weird but if it actually had a conclusion it might not have been that bad.
@QuikVidGuy
9 жыл бұрын
"GET 'IM, JESUS!!! CUT 'IM DOWN!!!!!!"
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
where...
@BroomPusher2024
7 жыл бұрын
25:40 Studio ADV after releasing this madness to the public
@Nightshift10000
9 жыл бұрын
Bennett I'm actually disappointed in you, at 16:28 you could have easily made a Judge Doom/Roger Rabbit reference (When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS) but no, shame on you dude!
@_Muzolf
7 жыл бұрын
Frankly, after witnessing Hollywood, and various western series, films and series use, misrepresent and outright make up ridiculous bullcrap about nearly all other culture humanity had. Seeing the Japanese ignore the basics and shit all over christian mythology is just hilarious to me. And i was raised as a catholic. This is how someone actually knowing greek mythology felt watching the Hercules or Xena series. This is how a Hindu must have felt watching Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom. I think we can have think enough skin and laugh over some over the top fiction like this, instead of acting like children who hear someone speak badly of the favorite saturday morning cartoon.
@WTFisTingispingis
6 жыл бұрын
This is the most satisfying pisstake on Christianity EVER, beyond anything Pureflix makes.
@michaelkeha
6 жыл бұрын
see Hercules and Xena didn't really mock Greek mythology they just used it as a backdrop for a fantasy series it was light hearted fun that told a great story this on the other hand it's like watching a crazy man scream about acorns for an hour less a piss take and more trying to hard to be one.
@OnettBoyXD
4 жыл бұрын
@J purple ramen Yup. You hit the mark. Whenever western media misinterprets other religions and cultures, it's out of ignorance and no bad intent. Yet with Christianity, they just love to sh*t on it every chance they get.
@johnnysasaki
9 жыл бұрын
Ninja Cadets,huh?That was Michelle Ruff's first gig ever as a voice-actress.
@cancerboy153
7 жыл бұрын
I love Gabe. He's my favorite of Sages' characters, tied with Suave Sage.
@cocacola4blood365
4 жыл бұрын
Well, that was fun. Can we have the Scientology JFKish anime now? The one where Lord Xenu killed L. Ron Hubbard with and exploding conch shell?
@MrGlenbw
8 жыл бұрын
5:40 - 5:45 : Something's missing here... oh yeah, you completely forgo the Colm Wilconson 'Home' effect!
@leannewho664
9 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea: Maybe his name is Tenchi Shiro!
@joebaker5581
4 жыл бұрын
The high pitched squeal made my blind dog with dementia piss all over my floor.........
@ChibiWes101
9 жыл бұрын
Sage.. please never make my ears bleed again. Love, Wes
@GaijinGuy36
6 жыл бұрын
Yup, and they even used Amakusa Shiro as the Big Bad in Samurai Shodown. Trippy! Plus, who can forget the law of inverse ninja lethality? If there's only one, he'll be the deadliest mo-fo ever. If there's dozens, they're just common mooks.
@AK46supr
8 жыл бұрын
I remember this anime! When I saw this as a kid I thought it was ninja scroll and was just as confused as u by the story
@BroomPusher2024
3 жыл бұрын
12:44 Amakusa Lowkey sound like Invader Zim when he starts summoning the Terra Cotta Dragon
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
but it adds to the lulz factor. straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange, isn't it
@GalenNight
6 жыл бұрын
Ok the part where Japanese Jesus here is turning into a dragon shouting "MY FATHER HAS HEARD ME AND GRANTED MY PRAYER!" is about the funniest goddamn thing I've seen.
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
the fact this guy voiced sonic at one point adds to the funny factor
@Lifesizemortal
6 жыл бұрын
im in tears right now, this review is brilliant!!!
@chadneary1947
9 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite episode of anime abandon
@cocacola4blood365
4 жыл бұрын
17:57 What came to mind was G. W. Bailey sicing his doberman on Andrew MacCarthy in Mannequin: "Get 'im, Terminator!"
@lumpisan
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a soccer fan....wonder what tha means....wait....that old phrase "if theres Grass on the field, play ball..." OH GOD DAMMIT
@shame3857
7 жыл бұрын
Lol great use of clips from an evening with Kevin Smith.
@joshuascott2864
8 жыл бұрын
Quick fact: Martin Burke also played as Sonic in Sonic OVA. So.... There's that.
@NeonStreaks
6 жыл бұрын
Who wants to see a Joseph Smith movie with him fighting Davy Crockett with his Mormon powers. I would.
@supercharliegalaxy
8 жыл бұрын
I am infact a Mormon....and I would totally watch the shit out of Davy Crockett vs Mormon Power Joseph Smith X'D
@Grimfang999
9 жыл бұрын
To me this looks like Berserk but... stupid. It has similar imagery and core themes, and both animes end right when shit gets actually serious.Only difference is Berserk did it well, and this was confusing.
@DeathNoteMaker
9 жыл бұрын
That face in the beginning is exactly how I felt when I first came across this. -_- I feel your pain bro. I couldn't believe that it ended like that, and I have the DVD. Yet I wanted to watch the rest of it, but I can't because I don't think they continued it. 8(
@josephchavez1526
9 жыл бұрын
"Can't You Just Jesus That Shit." Best Line Ever Spoken By Man. (Made ME Fall On The Floor XD Literally.
@PicturesqueGames
9 жыл бұрын
28:18, oh hey one of the prof. Saotome's ancestor was a ninja.
@oneyeseesin3D
5 жыл бұрын
anyone who actually wants a good version of this story should watch the Kinji Fukusaku film "Samurai Resurrection"
@ericcaulfield4477
3 жыл бұрын
Careful they'll end up watching the 2003 remake called that.
@BeachTypeZaku
Ай бұрын
That little interaction at the very beginning of the video makes me miss Gabe so much! I hope he's doing well! God bless that man! And Sage...of course!😅
@IfSapphOnly
9 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Nun Ninjas would probably be pretty epic.
@s.p.tucker1604
4 жыл бұрын
So, fun fact for everyone! This is actually based on a novel (as in, a legit book-ass book) called Makai Tensho, in which two Tokugawa-era rebels (Yui Shosetsu and Mori Soiken, if you feel the need to google) summon a laundry list of then-deceased legendary warriors and sorcerers, including Amakusa Shiro and Yagyu Jubei, to help them in their rebellion... which bites them in the ass when Jubei breaks out of their mind control and decides to instead fuck up all the other people. I'm not actually sure if what happens in this OVA reflects the novel *at all*, given that this OVA is some bizarre bullshit, whereas the book has a pretty solid reputation, sounds absolutely incredible, and apparently pretty much inspired the whole battle-royale anime thing (ie Fate/stay night, Mirai Nikki, Juuni Taisen, etc). Fate in particular is apparently a pretty direct riff on the book's concept.
@ericcaulfield4477
3 жыл бұрын
The 1981 movie starring Sonny Chiba entitled Samurai Reincarnation is another version of this OVA.
@DarkSoulSama
9 жыл бұрын
"Jesus heel-turn"... I never thought I'd ever hear those words...
@sparklykittens6531
9 жыл бұрын
I barely saw this when I was younger by accident. I REMEMBER THIS!!!! IT HORRIFIED ME!!!!!! Wow I found it...my PAST TRAUMA! D""""":
@JnEricsonx
9 жыл бұрын
BTW Sage, there's a live action movie based on this story from the early 80's called Makai Tensho-probably spelling it wrong, but in that film, Jubei is played by Sonny frakking Chiba! Good times.
@IronMaidenLeigh
8 жыл бұрын
For further entertaining Japanese interpretations of other religions, consider playing El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron. Despite sounding like a Transformers spin-off, it's actually a game about the Book of Enoch, a non-canonical text in Judaeo-Christianity, involving Noah's great-grandfather taking on the first fallen angels who mated with human women to produce Nephilim which I think were going to destroy the world(?). Oh, & Satan's in that one too. I promise, it's so bizarre that you'll push through the mediocre gameplay just to see what happens next.
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura
7 жыл бұрын
And its a meme in Asian Internet culture for its ridiculous trailer and writing.
@andrewollmann304
7 жыл бұрын
GamerDame Lucifel is not the devil, he is the one with a direct line to The Big Guy.
@WTFisTingispingis
6 жыл бұрын
I've played that one! It's basically Devil May Cry but with Judeo-Christian themes, it's actually way better than it sounds.
@Ramsey276one
3 жыл бұрын
There’s a guy that looks like Aizen from Bleach I have seen it in Epic Stupid vids
@somedudewhodraws9377
Жыл бұрын
Its funny as Martin Burke also voiced Sonic in that OVA Special. And the VA for Ocho's father is also OVA Eggman/Robotnik.
@darlingyouidiot
Жыл бұрын
imagine the same setting, except that it's in the sonic universe. robotnik's manipulating sonic. when you watch the ova, you can't unhear the voices
@trycon40
9 жыл бұрын
22:47 RIP Lenord nemoy
@AverageAsianMe
6 ай бұрын
This anime was based on a live action movie called Samurai Armageddon. Which had Jubei fight Shiro, his father, and Musashi. I had to track it down because I wanted to know how this anime could have ended..
@BOmb78900
3 күн бұрын
@@AverageAsianMe what next, Samurai Calamity?
@richardgadberry8398
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I'd pay money to see a movie where Davy Crockett fights magical Mormons.
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